What... le... fuck... I Mark "Invincible" Grayson, 2nd Strongest KratosSCHOLAR behind Warrior-Z, WORSHIPED a Boulder-Level FRAUD????? I THOUGHT YOU GUYS TOLD ME HE WAS A BOUNDLESS BEAST WHO BEAT AND TAUGHT ASURA TO BE BETTER!!!
Wha-ASURA? BARDOCK? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS HERE? DIDN'T YOU GUYS DIE TO KRATOS AND DAD??? WHAT you're telling me that the HACKS at DEATH BATTLE DESTROYED THE TRUE RESULT FOR BOTH YOU GUYS AND MADE DEVIL ARTEMIS QUICKLY CHANGE THE ANIMATION BECAUSE CECIL PAID 7.36 BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO MAKE SURE DAD AND I CAN RELY ON STATEMENTS, SO THAT'S WHY THE ANIMATION LOOKS LIKE FUCKING DOGSHIT???? YOU'RE ALSO TELLING ME THAT ALL THAT MONEY IS GOING TO A SONIC VS KASEN BATTLE WITH MORO ANIMATION BECAUSE ONE MOD SET SWAN AND CECIL UP FOR THE DEAL? ASURA YOU ARE NOW TELLING ME THAT KRATOS DIDN'T "TEACH" YOU ANYTHING AND YOUR PINKY FINGER KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD??? AND KRATOS TEACHING ME TO "BE BETTER" ISN'T ME BECOMING A STRONGER MAN BUT TURING ME INTO A BUCK-BROKEN SISSY???? So when KINGtos told me to not get mad at my wife for aborting my child, BLUE-BVLL for insulting my wife's child and me, or Anissa for gaping my asshole THAT WAS FOR NOTHING AND I STILL JOB TO MINA AND WEEDLE????? Also PSYCHOtos WAS THE ONE WHO PUSHED EVE TO ABORT MY BABY BECAUSE IT WAS HER CHOICE AND IT WOULD TEACH ME TO RESPECT WOMEN, MAKING ME A BETTER MAN????
I-I need a moment, someone please hand me a yo-yo so it can be over...