I won the last thread btw.
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Will KEKtosfags ever recover from what happened in the last thread?
>His verse is not High 1-A
>>149380012Everyone except JOBtos the LIAR...
>>149380019no
the genuine posters weren't involved and the shitposters never end with it
>>149380012KratoSCHOLAR...
Move over, SuperFRAUD and MASSMURDERtos. The real symbol of hope is here.
>>149379986 (OP)Maybe I don't understand Hulk all that well, but what's to stop Clark from flying Hulk all the way to the edge of the universe and just leaving him there?
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Well?
>>149380042You think Hulk would let him do that?
>>149380047Get fagtos out of there. He thinks masculinity is toxic now.
YABBA DABBA DOO I LOVE LYING! I LOVE POSTING FALSE STATEMENTS! IF PEOPLE NOTICE AND CALL ME OUT ON IT, THE HUMILIATION JUST MAKES ME EVEN HORNIER!
>>149380047Everyone in that picture is masculine except for S-O-Ytos.
>>149380057Hulk’s a canon cuckold, he’ll let any other man do anything
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>>149380047Remove GAYjiro and BASEDtos
>>149380083I agree, BASEDandREDPILLEDtos is too masculine to assign numbers
>>149380078>Superbro talking about cucksSuperman loses that fight.
>>149380068I know this is a shitpost, but do you guys think masculinity is something so simple that adding complexity can muddy the waters of a character like Kratos to the point where he's no longer masculine?
>>149380062KyleCOPROPHAGIC...
>>149380078>Hulk’s a canon cuckoldProve it.
>>149380078Hulk literally cucked Betty with Dormammu's sister. He is based.
>>149380126The bottom is bigger and has more muscles so he wins
>>149380047Ken and Ken > the rest
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>>149380116Hulk literally got cucked by Betty witb Thor, and listened and cried like a fag while he plapped her.
He’s a soiboy beta cuck for twitter.com
>>149380126>feats punched through a stone wallLow difs
>>149380143KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>149380143>cuckBROWN>IESLBKeky.
>>149380017I feel like that is a silly stance to take given that a rage consumed Posideon in III only conjured up a Hippocampus that was vaguely mountain sized. If he was capable of physically controlling all the oceans then he probably would have been depicted as using a larger variety of water attacks rather than just the centralized hippocampus.
Speaking of rage consumed, does it seem accurate that the Evils in Pandora's Box may have weakened the Olympians that were affected? At the very least it had to have put them in a mentally compromised state.
>>149380020I wonder if DC thinks that Black Label was a mistake. I think it is a matter of half measures ultimately. They need to go farther with having there be no overarching canon if they want to be able to tell more off kilter stories without people associating them with all being official.
>>149380126Might as well just put Asura and Kratos in the image.
>>149380143>alternate reality bullshitWhy are Thorfags actively LOOKING for non-canon cuckshit?
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Elizabeth_Ross_(Earth-13159)
>>149380057Well what exactly can Hulk do about it? It isn't like he has some sort of super inertia to hold himself in place, right?
>>149380156Kratos never fought the Omnidevil and Asura never destroyed a hypercube
>>149380170That isn't a true thorfag. He is an ESL cuckfag.
>>149380143I can't believe Hulk is a crying kek...
>cuck fantasies about other characters out of nowhere
Hmmm...this reeks of a certain white and red man with a beard and an axe.
Omnidevil jobs to a guy with a special item that only is used once btw
>>149380179What is Green Scar Hulk's motivation right now? Why does he have Banner trapped?
Omnidevil is actually only small grocerystore isle level
>>149380173Weakened Hulk broke the chains made out of the First Firmanent. He has enough power to smack Superman around.
>>149380047Everyone in this image except fagtos is allowed to join the Big Manly Man Club For Men™
>>149380195His motivation is to stop Thor taking all his bitches
>>149380185>>149380190>the kekposter is trying to drive a wedge between thorbros and hulkbros
>>149380029>Only Low 1-APrincessbros... it's over...
>>149380143Lmaoooooooooooi hulkKEKS?
>>149380094Kratos was never complex. Screaming angeryboi is fun for an unlikely vidya protagonist, though. Too bad the modern games aren't FUCKING FUN
>>149380195Cates being a retarded faggot retconned Ewing's ending and made Banner chain the Hulk in his mind and Hulk is now rightfully pissed.
>>149380126Kek. This is just asura vs kratos...
Except fraudtos doesn't even have direct feats.
Hulk had to kneel and give Betty to Thor or else Thor would beat hulk up again while he cries
>>149380170>kratoscuck caught faking wiki shit AGAIN
Omnidevil said he would destroy the universe yet we have no context for how long it would take him to do. He could do it instantly or over the course of ten thousand years.
>>149380143I don't blame Hulk for staying and listening to Thor.
If I had the chance, I would want to see a Powerful Aryan man breed my girlfriend too!
Jesus speaks—not with anger, but with divine sorrow:
“You have become suffering without end. If you cannot be redeemed... you must be undone.”
Hulk roars, tearing apart dimensions with each pulse of fury. He charges with a billion pounds of multiversal rage. His fists eclipse planets.
Jesus meets him—not with defense, but with command.
Light erupts—pure, divine, ancient. Not to heal. To end.
They clash with incomprehensible force.
Hulk punches through probability, trying to reshape fate. Jesus bends time, reverts entropy, forcing Hulk to witness every cruel moment he caused.
Hulk fights harder. He becomes Immortal Hulk, then Worldbreaker Hulk, then the unknowable Devil Hulk. Each form more feral, more untethered.
Jesus doesn’t retreat. He becomes something unseen—a metaphysical judge, woven from sacred truth and creation’s heartbeat.
Their battle spans realms: ancient Eden, the quantum abyss, forgotten futures. Hulk tears through them all.
But slowly… he begins to crack.
Jesus opens his arms wide. Behind him, light forms wings of infinity.
He speaks a final word—a secret too holy to utter. The universe weeps.
Hulk lunges.
Jesus strikes.
No fist. No fire. Just a beam of pure annihilation, crafted from truth itself. It pierces Hulk's chest—not burning, but erasing. Not killing the body, but unmaking the soul.
Hulk screams—but it’s not rage. It’s regret.
Then silence.
Hulk fades away. turning into nothong
Jesus:"Forgive him, Father."
Announcer:KO!
>>149380188>the kekposter is a KratosfagAnd the sky is blue.
>>149380192FIRSTGUYBROS EMERGENCY MEETING NOW!!!!!!!
GOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSS
WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOONNNNNNN
>>149380198Okay but what does that even mean? Like what about the Chains of the First Firmament are any more impressive than smashing through generic super strong material? Like do we have anything to compare it to or does someone say it is impossible and then they get proven wrong?
>>149380198And Superman has feats that put him above everything. The best feats of Superman>>>>>>Hulk.
>>149380213>kratos killed his father and most if not all of his family and the very place where he once lived. He was tormented by the visions of himself killing the only two people he ever loved so much so that it nearly drove him to kill himself. >summed up as a angryboy
>>149380230I remember when Kratos said this.
>In the Jotaro vs Kenshiro DB they used verse equalization on Stands = HnK Touki
>Left out that Kenshiro could literally shut down and repel other aura while fucking unconscious so Jotaro wouldn't be reduced to a helpless high schooler
Kek
>>149380237>going around murdering gods, colossi, and other mythological entities>b-b-b-b-but Kratos is so deep broThat is LITERALLY the entire game's events
>types the same way as the kekposter
>different filenames from actual thorposters
>shows up out of nowhere after kratos got BTFO last thread to try and cause a schism between thorposters and hulkposters
>replies to himself the same way as the kekposter
>tries to create enmity where none has existed previously
Yeah, don't fall for it lads. H and T.
>>149380192First guy can still tank hits from Omnidevil btw.
>>149380236You mean like the Hulk? Yup, Hulk smashes Superman.
Post Firstguy and Secondguy having acid resistance.
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>>149380217It's all they can do.
GODulk solos SHITtos btw.
>>149380246Unironically why do you use /dbs/ lingo? It sounds genuinely retarded. It's weird to worship a bunch of fags.
>>149380236>And Superman has feats that put him above everything.name three
>>149380236>>149380248Jesus is above both. Praise him!
>>149380271I find it funny and it makes me chuckle.
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>>149380241B-but I can time stop! Ora... W-where the fuck is my stand!? Aiiiiiieeeeeeee!
>>149380229Firstguybros... we need chain scaling to even scratch 2nd guy
Holding infinity and some meta shit.
>>149380248Even hulk doesn't have as much bullshit
>RTH this obvious
>multiple posts being a minute apart
What broke him?
>>149380265…in the cuck competition, sonce Hulk gets beat up by Wolverine in real fights
>>149380287The first one was meant for
>>149380272
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>291
>sonce
>IESLB
>cuckBROWN
Kek.
>>149380241equalizing hamon, stands and the hokuto no ken technique is fucking stupid
tons of stand users don't even directly attack people. like what the fuck is Kenshiro gonna do against Green Day?
>>149380299>holding infinity and some meta shitPost the feat
Omnidevils best feats all come from lore scaling. As he fought with the guy who made the universe the omnigod. And their clash sent shockwaves that created the universe but he himself has no destructive feats that go beyond multi galaxy.
>>149380278It is funny to do it as a joke once or twice but continuously using it without irony becomes retarded, especially when it was meant to mock the way spics communicate.
I kill omnidevils every Tuesday
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>Thorbros, Hulkbros, y-you NEED to fight each other instead of me! Look at this one posting about keky Hulk, doesn't that make you mad? P-please ignore the wiki page from last thread it never happened.....
>>149380287>Even hulk doesn't have as much bullshitSavage Hulk, a literal retard, has casually BTFO a infinite sized dimension with a clap and punched through time. That was back in the 70s. Kek.
>>149380313H-HE STILL CREATED THAT POCKET UNIVERSE
I just saw the last thread and holy fuck, it exploded the moment the Kingtosfag posted fake lies lmao. Insane how someone is that desperate to fabricate shit up like that.
>>149380214I'm not a Hulk reader by any means, so maybe you can explain this.
If Hulk (and the other personas) are facets of Bruce's trauma fractured mind being given agency through Gamma Energy, then would it not make more sense from the perspective of all the personalities to try and achieve a harmonious whole seeing as they are collectively a singular being? I could understand new trauma acting as jolting incident that could temporarily reseperate them, but it feels like to me that that is the direction all these incomplete people would take to fill their missing pieces.
I am going to go ahead and take a guess that it is Marvel abhorring a conclusion though.
>>149380324Just infinity won't cut it when superman like all the top dc capeshitters has destroyed infinities inside of infinities and stuff like that.
>>149380245You go and slaughter your entire family and even random bystanders and not try to feel bad about it after settling down and having a demigod son.
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>>149380337NTA but that's basically the exact direction Immortal Hulk goes. Ewing writes Hulk as an actual DID system, and the end of the comic is focused on all the Hulks reconciling and bonding with each other, to form a complete whole who's mercy defeats the devil.
>>149380335It was sad and funny at the same time.
>>149380343And Hulk has done the same. Kek. I won't spoonfeed you.
>>149380362>I won't spoonfeed you.Isn't that a type of cope when people can't post proof for something?
>>149380337Read the Immortal Hulk. That happened at the end. Cates is a notorious rule of cool shitter and always disregards what previous writers have done.
>>149380306>equalizing hamon, stands and the hokuto no ken technique is fucking stupidOh sure it is. But if you're going with the DB line that "Stands are projections of fighting spirit" like Touki is then realistically Ken's hokuto blood projection could plausibly scare away a stand into its user, or just scare it away from colliding with his touki like in the other page.
>like what the fuck is Kenshiro gonna do against Green Day?Since it doesn't affect unliving things, musou tensei would work as long as he stays in it since it's supposed to be a void between life and death you enter, or nonexistence/nothingness.
>>149380368>Isn't that a type of cope when people can't post proof for something.Funny, because that is all you are doing. Kek.
>>149380354>waaaah I killed innocents in my blind anger now I'm sad!Shouldn't have killed innocent people, then.
The Shinto Myths tell of Gods who walked the Earth, doing great deeds for the mortals who believed in them. But Gensokyo isn't real, and never was.
The incident solvers never soared in our skies, never stood with our heroes, never fought for kindness or justice. It was all just a story. Nobody's coming to help us.
But somewhere in Japan... a woman is waking up.
A woman with a gohei.
>>149379986 (OP)Shouldn't we be talking about Miles vs Deku?
>>149380231The First Firmament is the first universe. When he was freed, he chained Eternity following the multiverse's restoration and he was unable to break free. The chains Hulk broke would be of the same material.
>>149380356>>149380372Okay so yeah, it is just comics abhorring a conclusion. That's frustrating. But I guess that's just how it is when you can't ever fully retire characters.
I'm guessing Immortal She-Hulk was nothing like Immortal Hulk and just wanted to copycat the name for the sake of readership?
>>149380382>should'nt have killed innocent peopleHe didnt even want too man...
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>>149380381>Funny, because that is all you are doing.I've never claimed that I am "not spoonfeeding you".
>>149380404>But I guess that's just how it is when you can't ever fully retire characters.That is something I actually like about cape comics. Yeah, cates was SHIT, but current PKJ run is so fucking good and actually follows the fallout from Cates's run.
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>>149380404Immortal She-Hulk is a one-shot comic written by the writer of Immortal Hulk. It's basically just tying some recent stuff that had happened in her history to the events of Immortal Hulk and revealing what her perspective was, while giving a few hints towards the future storylines in Immortal Hulk.
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>>149380412reminder that right after this Superman gets his all out punch no sold by Spectre and the collateral damage from that punch is... shaking a couple of nearby cliffs
>>149380405He still committed those actions with his bare hands, so it's rightful of him to have to climb out of Hell. Too bad nuGoW is an unending humiliation ritual that actively hurts Kratos's portrayal in some ways, because how he is in the original trilogy is fine.
>>149380412>something Savage Hulk can clap awayInteresting. You do know Savage Hulk isn't even the strongest Hulk persona?
>>149380388>Miles vs Deku
What the fuck was his problem!?
>>149380399I'm not going to say it is not impressive, but Eternity not being able to break free of something would make the concept of actually breaking that which is capable of holding it pretty much impossible to really make any sort of objective call upon it.
Not trying to shitpost and downplay, just not sure how one would even begin to break this down into something you could make a sound judgement on.
>>149380449>alt reality nonsense
>>149380418>That is something I actually like about cape comicsNta but I've always disliked that even if it applies to some of the stuff I like. I am a fan of the Lupin franchise and I really enjoyed some of the Koike movies and hell even Lupin Zero but I wouldn't have minded if the series ended at some point in the past instead of making a lot of bad stuff for a few golden nuggets(which is the case with capeshit).
>>149380388I only care about this fight insofar as to see how they want their respective highest-end feats. Otherwise I view it as
>>149380448
>>149380448Billy stomps easily
>>149380462This, but Ash vs Yugi for me
>>149380449Why are there so many guys with the name simon in capeshit?
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>>149380456A slightly more quantifiable comparison would be that at the end of Aaron's Avengers run (released a bit before the Hulk comic for reference), a tidal wave made of the First Firmament's corpse was overrunning the omniverse and destroying it, and needed to be held back by multiple Phoenix Force users and more. Just drops were doing pic rel to Cap's shield.
>>149380465>He doesn't know about Shawn's training arcShawn won that fight btw.
>>149380435>nuGoW is an unending humiliation ritual that actively hurts Kratos's portrayalWhy? Because he has to hold back constantly to keep from just slaughtering all the fucking norse pantheon? You want kratos to be a mindless revenge monster in a different fucking setting he has no personal beef with? Thats the entire point of god of war 4. I dont even like the games that much but its just his reputation for what he did in greece following him. To call it bad writing is just retarded everybody in god of war 4 thinks kratos is a threat so they seek him out to fuck him and his son up. Kratos is just defending himself a lot of the time. He doesnt want to kill gods because he saw what happens when you do that in greece. Niggas just old. When you get older you are supposed to get more wise. Thats what men do.
>>149380461I mean, good for you. I like the nature of comics never ending. It helps that Hulk doesn't really have a lot of bad runs. I simply collect the ones I like and don't bother with the ones I dislike.
>>149380472Oh same for that one too, but I at least LIKE Ass and Yugay enough to have a miniscule amount of hype for it.
>Marvelfags actually reading their comics
>DCfags just posting out of context stuff
Huh? Was it always like that?
>>149380488Do I still count as a marvelfag if the last time I read a new marvel comic was over a decade ago? I still have knowledge regarding old marvel stuff and I sometimes reread the stuff I used to like.
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>>149380103If you want hard-concrete feats, which is incredibly hard because you have to also understand WoD cosmology at the same time, in addition to his "appearances" being in a player-generated context based off his stats and abilities of other characters, essentially:
>Can exist in a metaphysical vaccum (The Weaver isn't holding up reality there)>Has tanked existence erasure and instant death, while dishing it out.>Rare boundless durability (God will enforce existence even if you blow up the entirety of reality)>Has every ability a sphere 10 mage has, that being reality warping to an almost cartoonish degree such as re-writing reality to actually having been inside a book, making it so every word in the english language is replaced by the word "nigger" and nobody can say anything but that word, replacing all hydrogen in the universe with chocolate cookies. >Is able to slam together an endless pocket universes as an ability (these are like layers upon layers of infinity>Hyperreality disbelief hax (he made his brother cease to exist in actuality by just saying he isn't real)>Can and has blown up the tapestry and then killed metaphysical entities with religion-tier acausality that should be able to tank existence erasure. >Vampire/sphere abilities can manipulate life and death, fate/probability, hyper-narrative, minds, the elements, gravity, technology, space, time, sound, plants, souls, vectors, vibrations, radiation, matter, antimatter, dark matter, blood, morality, species, laws of physics, data, viruses, diseases, dimensions, and all forms of energy, through TTRPG stats/abilities truly all bases are covered.He's kind of a mythological figure and plot device in the game so the truth is he is mostly scaling, but that scaling takes context of a game and then gets to actually happen, so he actually does the shit that he's supposed to scale to.
Also spirit nukes are more like metaphysics nukes.
>>149380488After Otto fled the DCfags have diminished in power
Its not even like we didnt see kratos had a more soft side to him in the greek saga. He loved women a lot. He loved his wife daughters and whores. Its asinine to say he was just a rage monster.
>>149380477Nta but the thing with the shield scaling really doesn't work because it consistently and constantly no sells both Hulk and Thor
>>149380537This would be kind of meme but Odinforce Thor was capable of damaging the shield in Jurgens' run and Hulk fought on par with him recently.
>>149380548yeah but more recently, under Cates, Odinforce Thor (or rather, Mjolnir going out of control and Thor being unable to stop it) got no sold by the shield. I think he didn't have the full OF at the point, but iirc neither he did under Jurgens. Devil Hulk and Sunshine Fixit have also been no sold by the shield.
>>149380470>>149380475https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_(given_name)
it's a very common name that's pronounced differently more times than not
hey im back.
Deku's preview dropped, so
whos looking likely to win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZYEX-Cg_Dw
>blackwhip can control muscles if deku can't move
probably going to be the counter
>>149380634Deku if they don't use chainscaling.
Miles if they do.
>>149380676Mark is so lucky..
>>149380634If they keep consistent with where they placed the other spiders Deku wins.
If they don't it's a toss up
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>>149380481He's actually not in that image.
>>149380528>he's not a rage monster because... he liked to fuck women???
>>149380661>Deku beats Miles solely because of Blackwhip and BlackchainKek you can't make this up
>>149380676These two fuck and have like 7 children btw
>>149380481based HULK AND THING tagging along to help their friends out
>>149380779>Deku, huffing and injured, Miles standing triumphantly laughing>'That all you got?' taunts Miles.>Deku lets out a laugh 'I got a a couple more tricks up my sleeve.'>Miles appears curious and allows Deku to use them>'NOW TAKE THIS YOU FILTHY NIGGER, BLACK CHAIN!'>Miles is stunned as a chain appears around his neck, hands and feet, which he cannot break>'AND NOW SINCE YOU CANT DEFEND YOURSELF BOY, HERE'S THE FINISH! BLACK WHIP!'>Miles begins trying to hop away, fear in his eyes as Deku pulls his arm back.>Miles spider senses begin flaring at high alert, and before he can even blink he feels his back light up>'HAHAHA GOT YOU NOW NIGGER! TIME FOR THIS BUCK TO BREAK!'WHAT THE FUCK Deku?
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>W-we couldn't bust it...
>>149380837>MCU Thorwell duh
>>149380837Superman, Goku and Thor can all bust mountains though? Since they're strong enough to break planets, that would destroy all the mountains on said planet.
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>the ai jobbed to goku's gi logo
>>149380775If he was a ragemonster he wouldve just killed them
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what the hell is this ear
>Kasen:" Hmmm... Citrus in the air... Something's coming. If it wants a piece of me, it'll be hell to get it"
>[Sonic ENTERS]
>Sonic: "Go back to the depths of Hell you came from, Ogre!"
>Kasen: "Make me"
>FIGHT
>Sonic runs around punching the hermit at super speeds until Kasen summons a dragon that forces sonic to move away
>Sonic runs around the entire planet and turns into a ball
>Sonic: "Nothing personal, Freedom Calls"
>Kasen catches Sonic with a Kick, after a couple of failed attempts, sending him around the world and catching him with her fake arm
>Kasen: "Sloppy, You fight like a bum"
>Kasen throws Sonic against the ground with his same momentum and shots Danmaku at him
>Huge explosion surprises Kasen
>[Super Sonic ENTERS]
>Super Sonic: "you've earned your damnation!"
>Super Sonic Opens a portal into a Special Zone and Kicks Kasen there
>Kasen gets caught by her eagle and stabilizes
>Super Sonic: "CAOS CONTROL!"
>Super Sonic stops time and with his caos energy explodes Kasen and her eagle before resuming time again
>Kasen falls and drops her real left arm
>Super Sonic: "well I'll be damned"
>Karen: "Yes"
>[Ibaraki Douji's arm ENTERS]
>Arm Chan: "You will!"
>Kasen and Ibaraki Douji's Arm tag team Super Sonic
>Kasen tries to capture Super Sonic with the bandages of her Fake Arm while Ibaraki Douji's Arm goes Melee and summons a rain of skulls
>Kasen: "Get over here!"
>Kasen Ragdolls Super Sonic and Ibaraki Douji's Arm summons a bunch of black arms to also throw him around
>Super Sonic gathers the energy of the Caos emeralds and breaks free shooting a wave of energy and overwhelms both Kasen and Ibaraki Douji's Arm
>In the last second Kasen reunites with her arm creating another explosion
>[Ibaraki Douji ENTERS]
>Super Sonic: "Those fancy horns cannot disguise the foul Smell of your evil!"
>Ibaraki Douji: "Heh, Thank you"
>Ibaraki Douji and Super Sonic go against each other shattering the Zone with their attacks
1/2
BRING ME GOKU
BRING ME SUPERMAN
BRING ME THOR
BRING ME UBEL
BRING ME MINA
BRING ME INVINCIBLE
BRING ME KRATOS
...because it's movie night, what do you guys all want to watch?
>>149380894>Ibaraki Douji, now in the real world, punches up shattering the heavens around Mobius >Super Sonic starts Reality Warping putting Ibaraki Douji in all kinds of goofy scenarios and former Death Battle fights>Ibaraki Douji barely manages to escape inside her Senkai>Super Sonic effortlessly breaks into her Senkai and turns it Into a gigantic kitchen (he is now a planet sized giant) >Super Sonic: "Ogre! You set me Free! Now I am here to destroy everything, there won't be even a soul left after I'm done with you!">Super Sonic snaps his fingers and creates a copy of the Onigirimaru Sword chopping Ibaraki Douji's Legs, right arm, and her head, then he sets her on fire >Super Sonic laughs his ass off returning to his normal size >Ibaraki Douji: "Tch" >Ibaraki Douji turns into Youkai Smoke completely disappearing >Ibaraki Douji then Reappears behind Super Sonic and throws a punch at him>Super Sonic Effortlessly catches the Punch with a cocky smile >Ibaraki Douji: "I used to get chopped off like that for breakfast, Have a taste of what real Evil feels like!">Ibaraki Douji's Left Arm continues to move forward regardless of Super Sonic's hand catching it, soon it reaches his soul >Super Sonic experiences slowly how his soul is crushed and ripped off from him, killing the alter ego leaving just Sonic's body >Ibaraki Douji obliterates what remains of Super Sonic's soul while holding Sonic's body >Ibaraki Douji: "it's like you said, not even a soul. Asshole." >With the Senkai collapsing Ibaraki Douji opens a portal out of it while throwing Sonic's body into the Senkai, destroying his remains>K.O!
>>149380912You... are copying me...
STAAAARS AREEEE FOOOORRMIING
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>>149380912>HULK WANT TO WATCH LESLIE NEILSON IN REPOSSESSED!
>>149380924I want to kick the mystery zone
>>149380012Everyone except WEAKtos…
>>149380062Kratos”scholar”…
>>149380836Kek I remember when this happened
>>149380972>>149380984>>149380989>>149380997>>149381019>seething this much because your self-insert got exposed as a cucky boyHulkcuck...
>>149380923Horse. Planet. You know it babe
>>149380894>commissioned lots of fan art>commissioned TWO songs>commissioned an ultraguy blogWhy? At that point you might as well make your own death battle instead of astroturfing the matchup and begging Ben and Chad to do it
>>149381034>CuckyFavorite ethnicity and country?
>>149381043this
fan-made animations have been done since Newgrounds, why go to all the trouble instead of doing it yourself?
>>149381060India and Indians of course!
>>149381043The battle has literally nothing going for it except that one guy's autism
Kasen turning into Ibaraki-douji in the fight doesn't even make sense cause she's returning to something she doesn't wanna be, and we don't even know if it makes her stronger by any relevant amount
>>149381042what are you some sort of Twitter puritan?
>>149380724...he didn't get MELTED into a PUDDLE.
>>149380676>AAIIIEEEE MINA-SAMA FORGIVE ME I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT PLEASE JUST SPARE MY LIFE!!>あなたの言っていることが何も分かりません。私は英語が話せません。
>>149380573>People think All Might can overpower CapLmao
>>149380923>Gold ShipGentildonna solos
>>149381242according to DB Sanji would trash All Might AND Might Guy
>>149381250those horses are actually pretty strong surprisingly lol
>>149381242I mean, without retarded chain scaling Cap isn't that strong.
The shield is another matter because it literally absorbs the energy that hits it. All-Might certainly has no chance of damaging the shield, but he should have no trouble trouncing Cap in stats.
>>149381274That fucking dumbass piece of alloyed metal skews Cap's stats so fucking hard it's unreal. Cap still has a perfect supersoldier serum pumping through his blood but he would still lose to a serious Spidey in a brawl.
>>149381043>commissioned TWO songsI know one is "Taming the Demon within" what's the other?
>>149381274What's stopping All-Might from simply taking the shield off Steve?
>>149381326In theory? Nothing.
>>149381242Cap is either as strong as a God or Thor is only as strong as human supersoldier if you take that image at face value
ANIKI
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Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the men.
>>149381348I miss Billy but not enough to take a trip to Ram Ranch
>>149381074Both characters already have full sprite sheets online, it shouldn't be that hard to make, or hire someone to animate it.
>>149381092Ibaraki douji is the main reason the matchup exists, it would be weird to sell it as a fight between characters with evil super forms and not use them. But yeah realistically there is no point in transforming because people think Kasen wins without that form anyway, she'd have no reason to use it.
>>149381322It's not out yet, but he mentioned that he intends to commission a separate track for their base forms. Read the pinned comment of that song.
>>149381266Sanji doesn't scale to Luffy tho who has better feats than All Might and Guy
>>149381272If we use retarded VSBW scaling, we can these horses to multiversal+.
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>>149381272I want to see a cute horse girl beat the PISS out of Yujiro.
>>149381403>with evil super forms and not use themIt's not really even a super form, Kasen never fights seriously up until the moment it shows up and the only reason it shows up in the story is so she can seal the arm by cutting it off, not to use with it for power or some shit
The matchup is shit cause of stuff like that, again, someone like Kurama from YYH fits her better and actually has a similar arc, ontop of Kurama actually being based on a youkai too.
>>149381435modern DB really would put gachafaggot nonsense into their calcs
>>149379986 (OP)Have their fired all their writing team and researchers yet? Chatgpt just does all that work for free.
>>149381453Or hell, Piccolo would work too. I wouldn't be surprised if ZUN was inspired by DBZ to make Kasen a split-off "good essence" of ibaraki-douji. Both aforementioned characters redeeming themselves also fits her character connections much better
>>149381272My hero unironically loses to these girls...
>>149381450he already gets beaten by GR15 horses
>>149380661>A whip. One of the tool given to us by the great white gods to puts fear into a niggas heart. Along with a night stick, a branding iron, and a job application.
>>149381453>>149381403It's more a fight between people with Evil alter egos.
Although Kasen IS the Alter Ego, since Ibaraki Douji is the Original...
>>149381456They put comicslop in their calcs so gacha calcs would be more consistent
>>149381510Who could Ruckus fight?
>>149381532It sounds more like they'd want a fight with just the arm then, eitherway there's much better alter ego characters out there to pick.
8zPNHyu
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>GOW devs don't consider the novels as part of the canon
How the fuck did Kratos get to multiversal?
>>149381450This guy rapes prime All Might
>>149381581The novels weren't even used in the DB episode.
>>149381573American Dragon Jake Long
>>149381581The same way Kratos got scaled to FTL by putting his hand in front of his face.
>>149381581>STILL obsessed with KINGtos.You must be better.
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Is this the pink skin acid girl
There. No need to hire writers if ChatGPT can do all the job.
Researchers can go too.
>>149381635I would absolutely mating press the big titty chicken and make her my wife
>>149381650>AI dogshitdidn't read; don't care
>>149381635Mating press, Nakadashi
Conquering this sow's womb until she's popping my babies on cooldown
Giving her 3 more bust sizes after all those pregnancies
>>149381317Seriius Spider-Man beat Firelord though. I doubt All Might could do that.
>>149381658>Sniff A-AI d-dogshitBro, they're most likely already using AI for small tasks like this one.
>Bring me The Batman Who JOBS
>>149381635My futa cock belong inside her womb
>>149381667Holy shit, you're ACTUALLY mad I ignored your gay little prompt!
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
>>149381677>... so I can KNEEL before him and acknowledge the inferiority of science!
Reminder, they're making a big deal about Miles' electric powers so that's how he will win
>>149381453>look up connections>theme is supposed to be protectors of nature with evil super forms and poor reputations with attitude>sonic is all about freedom more than muh nature specifically>kasen's evil alter ego isn't even a real super formHave I been lied to this whole time?
>>149381661>Surfer jobbingMust be a day that ends in y
>>149381709Deku doesnt have a counter to Spin just stealing all of the electricity in his brain.
>>149381710Lucas... not only have you fucked my wife but now you are sharing her with other men?
>>149381709>>149381724I mean shit if they literally ended Storm vs. Korra with a lightning head explosion, I don't see why Miles couldn't just do the same
>>149381724He can punch Miles into red paste faster than Miles can react.
>>149381696>Kneeling before Batkek
>>149381719By one really fucking stupid autist, yes.
>>149381736>noooooo you can't just have sex with women who look different!Not even Superman or Cap would agree with that
>>149380488That 'DCfag' posting out of context is listtroon.
>>149381594They're known to use VSBW. And a lot of the cosmology scaling, slop came from Warrior Z who also cites the novels.
>>149381628Why didn't Helios dodge pic related if he can move and react at infinite speeds? How was he hurt by pic related?
>>149381753Spin is likely faster and would just move out of the way and then shock Deku, killing him i just see Deku winning this.
>>149381762>his boogieman out of nowhere Imagine being this obsessed.
>>149380922>FRAUDyonderJust another FODDER for Hal Jordan!
>>149381677This guy got outwitted and overpowered by Sunspot a C-lister while the main universe Reed got Godhood. The Maker is fraud and a wannabe psychopath because he saw his AU kids and became good for a while. Contrary to Doom, a man who received Godhood like 10+ times. A man did not change due depsite seeing his future and instead destroyed the universe because his AU self made fun of his drip
>>149381594Did you fucking watch it? They used it for Atlas and Cronos.
>>149381755apart of the plan btw
>Just realized Deku's win is just a freebie for Featkeks to stop complaining
>>149381770Has spin's venom blast killed anything that didn't have a weakness to it?
>>149381770>Spin is likely fast-ACKMiles is a shitter who will die painfully
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>>149381708>reddit post copePost it. You know exactly what.
Post your HERO not jobbing to electricity.
>>149381719Kasen is basically a park ranger
Her ability is to basically grant sage advice to animals and realize their full potential
She got forcefully piccolo'd by a sealing sword and has been trying to go full cultivator since then to get away from being an oni
Kasen's actual alter ego/piccolo to her kami is her arm
The fused/rejoined ibaraki-douji is never hinted to be much stronger than either of them and she only fuses with the arm to trick it into being resealed so she can safekeep it at her house
I just don't see any real connection here, the arm isn't Mr. Hyde, it's King Piccolo. And the actual oni just isn't something she wants to be.
>>149381804>featcucksAre we really at the point of ironic-unironic-post-post-unironic-ironic /dbs/ shitposting that we're complaining characters aren't being chain-scaled?
Ultimate Sue Storm made the Maker her BITCH. Both version actually
>>149381826Feats are for cucks.
Chain scaling is for cucks.
Regular scaling is for cucks.
Statements are for cucks.
Only destroying a mountain counts.
>>149381804>NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO USE CHAINSCSLING OR IT’S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!!!!!
>>149381837Guess my best friend Spongebob is good to go, then.
>>149381832MakerKEKs... W-we got beat by a GIRL?
>>149381778We don't describe the contents of our posts here, anon. No matter how called out you feel kek
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>>149381736We LOVE furries here.
>>149381879...at the slaughterhouse!
Drip
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Hard to believe Ultimate Spider-Man (Peter Parker) solos this team
>>149381889… which is where all the bitches that don’t fuck human men go.
>>149381832Is the real fight Kang vs Time Trapper
>>149381903…’s dirty dishes.
>>149381903Ichigo's final form looks so retarded man. What was Kubo thinking? If there's ONE thing about Bleach that was good, it was the character designs.
>>149379986 (OP)When will Death Battle stop being a bunch of pussies and give us ACTUALLY KINO.
>>149381903Spidey would be hanging out with them
>>149381903...'s verse mid diff
>>149381874>n-no youKek, I guess your felt called out.
>>149381837>Feats are for cucks>Only destroying a mountain countsSo, you're asking for feats?
PIKAPOO
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>>149381955Nerd vs Critic was a once-in-a-generation event. If you weren't there you missed out.
>>149381903Can i have ichigos jacket please
>>149381993>Death Battle is sending this out to fight Exodia
>>149381903Baryon Mode looks so fucking shit man
>>149381955Jesus how old are these dudes
>>149381993>pikachu shitting in the comics>glaceon getting her armpits licked in the cartoonpokefuckers love the weirdest shit
pikachu
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>>149381993Catapult Turtle things the shit back at Pikachu
>>149381955The Critic entering his final forum.
>>149382052You can you tribute your opponent's monster as well, right?
>>149381903How is Gokek the only one that looks acceptable in his final form
No love for the number one sailor.
>>149381903You can not look at this shit and tell me it isn't gay as fuck
VSBW/Warrior-Z's God of War (Kratos) vs Lionel Suggs' Get Backers (Ginji), who wins? If Suggs waited until 2018 to wank Get Backers, he would have gotten away with it
>>149382075Because as much as people clown on Toriyama's trend of recolor powerups, it doesn't actually fuck with the character's overall design
>>149382079Popeye literally has a wife and child
>>149381961… on bizarro world where Spider-Man isn’t a street level bitch.
>>149382075Of course, it was traced from CHADshiro
>>149381903Uhhm... What is Natsu doing there?
>Forgotten
CarTROON sissies...
>>149382079That's what he gets for being a wife beater
>>149381903Ngl I love shonen. None of these are my favorites(which are Ashita no Joe, Rookies(best Shonen Jump manga), Touch and Karakuri Circus) but I still appreciate them.
>>149382149>Ngl I love shonenYou're br-
>which are Ashita no Joe, Rookies(best Shonen Jump manga), Touch and Karakuri CircusNevermind
>>149381903Luffy is brown coded
>>149382149Based taste CHADnen appreciator
>get bitten by a spider
>Gain a gorillion power ups and unique powers exclusive to you
>Still only on par with a guy with only the vanilla version of your power set
>>149381911...also known as 'furries'. Furfaggots get the rope.
>>149382137The real prize was always Gru vs Megamind
>>149382201… which HMOFACHADS aren’t.
>>149381980>parroting>guess your feltKill yourself ESLtroon.
DEI-Man has no chance, Deku's got this in the bag.
>>149382199Peter acknowledges Miles' superiority.
>Paul's bitch is speaking
>>149382199That's what Deku and Miles get for living in the shadows of REAL heroes.
>>149382223Maybe in that fucking faggy cucked Insomniac game where Peter is beaten by A FUCKING FRIDGE
>>149382073isn't that how it works
>>149382223Way of the spider Peter unironically stomps all the other spiders
>>149382199Spider-Man was beating Spin in their last fight.
Post SHARTiles not being an inferior copy of Peter.
>>149382228Paul wouldn't want you to call Peter a rude name.
>Paul
jobs to a powerless child btw
>>149382261Miles is so fucking unfortunate, being created solely for subversion. He could have been a decent solo Spider story. The Ultimate show where he's from another dimension and joins the Web Warriors is genuinely one of his best showings
>>149382137There is nothing else to say about it. It's not good or bad enough to be mentioned often like Kratos vs Asura or Bowser vs Eggman and coming right after Simon vs Kyle did not help.
>>149381813>Random low ballHe keeps up with serious Peter who scales to way faster characters. Spin is gonna win this via sclaing just watch.
>>149382272Petersisters....why is this child insulting our Lord Paul??
>>149382305Spin doesn't have the movement speed needed to dodge an AOE from Deku.
>>149382326He does if you chain scale him. Hes going to be dancing around Deku while devastating him with electricity. I dont even like Spin. Its just obvious hes gonna win.
>>149382337From what I can guess it's Miles after he absorbs the power of the Golden Ratio or some shit
>>149382305>He keeps up with serious Peter who scales to way fast-ACK
why
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>>149382251He stopped using it tho because always has to stay at the same level
>>149380661...And he still jobs to pre-timeskip Asta.
>>149382272Imaginary or not they would still be my kids and the love for them real, I would have stomped this little shit
Somewhere in the city....... I woke up.
And I'm wielding a hammer.
>>149382343>chain scaleFuck off
>catapult turtle things the shit
>>149382382Bob the Builder...
>>149382382Handy Manny...
>>149382384I dont really like it either but Death Battle does it all the time. No reason they wouldnt scale Moles to the characters around him. I like Deku more but hes gonna lose to Spin.
>>149382382Fix-it Felix...
>>149382399I mean they did make Kratos happen so you never know.
>>149381823>y a sealing sword and has been trying to go full cultivatorC-Cultivator?
>>149382391...Vs Wreck it Ralph!
Bob
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Could Yugi survive THIS!?
>>149382424Bob and Felix would stomp all of Fortnite
>>149382412inspired by the same shit
Hermits in Touhou are basically cultivators trying to become celestials, who live in heaven, they get there by basically doing a bunch of meditation and discipline shit, based on a bunch of chinese folklore stuff
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hermit
BALLS
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Or THIS!?
What's the kill going to be?
>Yugi wins: Diffusion Wave Motion vs Ash and all his mons
>Ash wins: Combined attack from all of his regional aces + Pikachu
>>149382410That shit with Kratos is kind of the main reason I think they are gonna chain scale Spin. If they dont Deku would likely kill Spin rather quickly. This episode is gonna be so ass.
>>149380126first guy is a canon cuck btw
>>149382447Yugi with exodia which he cleverly sets up during the entire fight
>>149382447Pikachu Z move vs Slifer's thunderforce attack
>>149382439Why are Ash's balls always being played with but Gary never gets any action? Gary's seen with bitches in the anime but never does anything with them. Is he gay?
>>149382447Is there anything preventing Atem from just channeling the Shadow Realm? Ash doesn't have any particular spiritual resistance.
>>149382447Ends with both of them completely depleted of resources. Yugi's puzzle and cards are gone while all of Ash's Pokémon are dead Yugi and Ash's have a hand 2 hand fight to the death.
>>149382465>Is there anything preventing Atem from just channeling the Shadow Realm? Ash doesn't have any particular spiritual resistance.Shadow Realm is dub only
>>149382447>ash uses his balls as bolas to knock Yugi out
>>149382469Pot of Greed means Yugi can draw 2 more cards
>>149382424human level character vs smaller then a wire level character
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>>149382469Yugi wins: he takes a broken piece of the puzzle and rams it though Ash's eye piercing his brain and killing him
Ash wins: Ash's picks up Pikachu's broken Pomemon half and cuffs it over Yugi's mouth and nose suffocating him to death as he tries in vain to kick Ash off him.
>>149382447They're both going to be crushed under a giant flashing sign that says "Digimon is better"
>>149382481Ohhhhhh, so thats what it does...
>>149382439>>149382427God I wish I was grabbing Ash’s balls
>>149382480But what if Yugi just sucks them off?
>>149382534A bold plan...I have no counter for that!
>>149382534Elaborate with a scenario so I can better understand what you mean.
>>149382515>crushed by absolute fucking liesWouldn't be out-of-character for DB.
>>149382534he can just make dark magician girl do that
>discussing a 14 year old boy sucking a 10 year old boy's balls
Favorite character?
>>149382447Ash has fuck you ass beam that scales above city/country level by on-screen feats since he and Leon almost destroy Galar.
Outside lore I don't know how strong are Yugi's attacks
>Ash has fuck you ass beam
So true oomfie.
>>149382574>>149382579SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS SOME... CORRECTION
>>149382574Makima of course!
>>149382447The kill has to be between Solgaleo in Radiant Sun vs Horakthy. Solgaleo and Horakthy are Ash's and Yugi's strongest mons. There's no way they won't be used.
>>149382574Hal Jordon Hal Jordonson of Planet Hal Jordan!
>yugi vs ash: funny discussion, actual arguments about the battle because it's actually hard to think about how they even interact with eachother
>miles vs deku: solved discussion between two characters few if any people actually like
>>149382574Every character except Thor.
>>149382554Cry MOAR, cringefag.
if your hero requires you to constantly post them in the threads to stay relevant then they're not strong and are unimportant
>>149382574KINGtos of course! (canon because Spartans fucked boys while coping that it wasn't gay)
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>>149382603I would pet that borbo over and over again
bird-type pokemon deserve love
>>149382607Worst part is Spin is probably gonna win. Fight would be atleast kind funny if Deku fraud checked him in a similar way Superman did in SVG2.
>>149382574Ben Tennyson, obviously!
>>149382607true
yugi vs ash is where da money is at
>>149382618there's literally hundreds of matches and thousands of potential matchups, some characters are bound to get posted more than others from contrarian shitposting and popularity alone regarldess of feats or victories
>>149382618>>149382619>seconds apartwell at least Kratos has one thing, he's more relevant to the threads then others
>>149382620That brb was the best part of SM.
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>>149382659agreed, best starter even though the weird wrestlecat eclipses it in competitive use
>>149382664FRIEND INSIDE M-ACK
>>149382603Does Ash actually have Solgaleo? I thought he never used it in battle and was just something he took care of but never owned
>>149382447DRAW! MONSTA CADO!
DRAW! MONSTA CADO!
DRAW! MONSTA CADO!
>>149382603Nah, it's gotta be Pikachu with the strongest move
https://www.reddit.com/r/RTvideos/comments/yrxnlm/a_clash_of_champions_restarts_the_apocalypse/
>Reddit I know but it was the only video I found, they almost destroy the region without Eternatus
>>149382702>pikachu is nibbling on one of yugi's cards>it's exodia's head
>>149382691It's officially treated as an Ashmon, and he can use its Z-Move. He wouldn't use it in trainer battles for obvious reasons.
MY HERO IS SUPPOSE TO BE A MULTI-DIMENSIONAL ABSOLUTE BEAST OF A FUCKING GOD BUT HE HAS TROUBLE MOVING MOUNTAINS AND OUTRUNNING SOME FUCKING ROCKS?
WHAT THE FUCK?!?
>>149381581kratos is weaker in the novels than he is in the games, he's not flying around disintegrating galaxies, that's why the concept of "lore kratos" makes no sense, it's just "chainscaling statement kratos"
I remember seeing vsbw troons using a short dialogue from a novel as proof that kratos is nigh-omniscient (it was something more or less like: "we must find help" "yes there's someone in this forest who can help us, let's go find them" OMG how did he know that he must be able to spontaneously know any information he needs at any moment!!!)
>>149382710If pikachu did that to one of the Egyptian God cards that mouse would explode like C4
>>149382710damn Exodia quit jobbing already you jobbing ass bitch, you're the biggest Potential Man yet
>>149382739Kratosbro...we already knew this.
>>149382739yeah turns out Kratos isn't meant for beanerspic shitflinging arguments, apparently this is a bad thing
>>149382704I'd argue that Mahad is Yugi's answer to Z-Power Pikachu. He's the ultimate form of Yugi's ace, symbolic of the Pharaoh's oldest and greatest ally, and he even has a victory against the final boss. Mahad vs Full-Power Pikachu would be a nice way to end it.
>>149382768imagine if he just uses kuriboh against full power pikachu to waste his full power
>is that a thing I dislike???? Only browns and spics like it!!!!!
Wait until you find out that browns and spics also breathe air and drink water.
>>149382751Didn't happen to Beetle.
chainscaling retards be like
>UHHH CRONOS BEAT PRIMORDIALS(who were weakened at the time) AND KRATOS BEAT CRONOS(who was weakened, chained up, and not treating him seriously at the time) SO THAT MEANS KRATOS IS MULTIVERSAL!!!
>>149382783I wouldn't call what they breathe and drink in India air and water.
There's nothing wrong with being brown.
>>149382739Maybe you misinterpreted his power by accident somehow.
>>149382704And if nobody wants to go to Reddit
https://streamable.com/rifr7m
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>unironic homophobia
Exit. NOW.
>>149382780>Kuribo + Multiply >death by cuteness
The best fight for Bong Sonic is non-wanked Archie Sonic.
I actually think the Fleetway version wins, at least if we're going all the way to Super forms
>>149382819I censored his name so Yugibros wouldn't freak out.
Weevil suffered no explosion when he dumped all five exodia pieces into the ocean.
>>149382816Thor would lose to Homer Simpson.
>>149382835Homer Simpson is a fat drunk retard.
>>149382834It's the Egyptian God cards that sperg out if the wrong people handle them, not Exodia.
>>149382768Yugi just btfo's Ash via spell and trap cards soemthig Ash has no counter for unless Gengar steals a yugi's cards or something?
>>149382780Pikachu can control his Z-move so he can move it and strike you from a blind spot in the Steven match, it really is hard to say who wins without wanking both sides to hell and back
>>149382780Yugi gave Judai Winged Kuriboh. Yugi at his prime probably had pic related.
>>149382834Your conflation of these two events is so moronically stupid that it's funny. Thanks for the laugh
>>149382839And is still stronger than Thor. Canon.
>>149382844yeah because Exodia is a jobbing ass bitch
1 win and multiple losses
>>149382834>Weevil suffered no explosion when he dumped all five exodia pieces into the ocean.Exodia isn't one of the Egyptian Gods though. IIRC the Egyptian Gods were a lot more active in fucking with whoever used them, while Exodia was just a series of cards.
One of the antagonists in the original JP used counterfeit copies of Exodia and didn't get hurt
Odion used a counterfeit copy of Ra and Ra struck him and his opponent with lightning
>>149382844What do they do anyways? Pikachu can tank fire, ice and lightning at ridiculous level when needed, soul fuckery?
>>149382852>still stronger than ThorHomer couldn't even beat up a random street thug...
>>149382852So pikachu wouldn't explode if he nibbled on one of Exodia's pieces. Cool.
>>149382864He wouldn't be doing that anyway, dipshit. Take your headcanon and shove it back up your ass where you found it.
>>149382862It usually does come in the form of a divine bolt from heaven, yeah. Whether it's one Pikachu can tank...who knows?
>>149382811All I'm going to day is that Goku, Superman, and Thor jobbed to rocks. KINGtos TANKED Baldur's rock
>>149382864>>149382751>If pikachu did that to one of the Egyptian God cards that mouse would explode like C4>>149382784>Didn't happen to Beetle.
>>149382857>Odion used a counterfeit copy of Ra and Ra struck him and his opponent with lightningSo how strong? Lightning doesn't do jackshit to Ash or Pikachu beyond overload and they tend to get rid of the excess of energy with some thunderbolt able to clear the sky
how in-character is it for Ash to target the cards
>>149382864Pikachu is unironically smarter than Ash so he would know the cards are special
>>149382862Odion and the people who used a counterfeit were struck by lightning or met some other unfortunate circumstance
Prior to that the scientists who were working for Pegasus were disappeared by studying the tablets the cards were based off of
Pegasus only managed to survive making them because he had a Millennium Item but even then they refused to cooperate with him and he had to seal them away.
I think that was all of it
>>149382847There's nothing indicating that.
>>149382892Knew to aim for Rhydon's horn.
>>149382880What did you expect from a brown that can't even keep track of a reply chain?
>>149382892About as in-character for Yugi to target Ash's unopened pokeballs containing the rest of his team
Yugi's deck has general had a lot of control focus in his trap and magic setups, shit like Swords of Revealing Light, Spellbinding Circle, Card Destruction, he can basically lock down whatever Ash sends out until the Heart of the Cards gives him a good combo engine
Ash and Yugi's friendship binds would be a non-factor they'd both be able to resist despair or whatever
post Kratos resisting body control
>>149382864No. He would be spirited away like Judai instead
>>149382892He's a goody two shoes that likes fair fights so none at all unless Yugi acts like his 0 self
>>149382478So how does he transport people to those weird dimensions where he makes them play life and death Jigsaw games?
>>149382932The Jigsaw games in the original had them use an actual physical buzzsaw and an actual C4 bomb that would destroy the roof and plummet them to their deaths
There were "shadow games" but if I remember Yugi never really started one of those himself and the shadow games weren't a separate dimension, just ancient magic giving real consequences to the card game.
So there was no banishments to the Shadow Realm, people just died
Aside from Pikachu and the Egyptian Gods (+ Dark Magician), what are Ash and Yugi’s next best Pokémon and monster? What do you think DB will have them do with that?
>>149382932That's just magic, not the shadow realm, the shadow realm was always 4kidsism which is funny for jokes
>>149382915>Swords of Revealing Light, Spellbinding Circle, Card DestructionI suppose they have some requirements to be summoned and last only a certain number of turns
I just got here, who's the winner(s) of this thread?
>>149382988Kratos so long as you look at an older wiki page.
>>149382977Full Power Dark Magician can cast Spellbinding Circle and Magic Cylinder at any time
>>149382953Ash-Greninja is Ash's definite secondary ace
Before you claim XYZ bias just consider
>Its the only one of its kind and it has a special bond with Ash>It managed to defeat a Mega Sceptile, which it was at a huge disadvantage against>Almost defeated Diantha's Gardevoir which was mega evolved. A CHAMPION's ace Pokemon was almost knocked out by Ash Greninja, and that was before Ash even mastered the Bond PhenomenonPeople meme on it for losing to Alain's Mega Zard but remember
>Alain's Mega Charizard X took down LEGENDARIES and fought CONSECUTIVE battles against many MegasThe fact that Ash Greninja ALMOST put it down is a tremendous feat
>>149382988People who actually like discussing things and behaving like normal
>>149382951In season 0 I thought Atem actually transported them to places? At least just based off snippets I've seen of it.
>>149383020Season 0 is a different continuity altogether
>>149383009Since when? Don't those need Yugi's/Yami's input to be used? And they can still only be cast once
>>149382607Ash vs Yugi is a literal contest of champions. /dbg/ might be burnt out on cuck memes after Simon vs Kyle. Miles and Deku are both lame, cuck characters.
>Miles' VA in Spider-Verse is a creep who tried to hook-up with his co-star similar to the Peter actors, but he failed bigly. Miles in the comics desires to fuck Kamala the most even though he has a girl. On the other hand, Kamala is currently fucking a mugga whyte boi adding to Miles' buck status>Deku is a crybaby. Never asks out Ochako even though she wants him. Never stands up to Bakugo and lets him walk over him. Very weak character who never attempted to become a hero without a quirk and gave up as soon as he lost his quirk. Want to know why people use Asta to clown on Deku? It's not because of powerlevels. Asta trained his body so that he can try and become the wizard king regardless of his lack of magic. He was willing to put everything on the line for his dream regardless of how futile it is. And a quirkless Deku stands a better shot at being a hero in MHA than a magicless Asta in BC. It's about ambition, and Deku's like a wet fucking noodle. Meanwhile, Miles is BORING.
>>149383012I wish they would have given Ash a Mega Charizard over Mega Lucario. Greninja was cool though. His fights were sakuga.
>>149382478>>149382959well the Shadow Realm was later made into an actual thing but it's a less a torture dimension and more of a torture dimension specifically designed to destroy your will, ambitions, and individuality and can only be accessed by performing a ritual
>>149382892Ash usually doesn't play dirty, so don't expect him to pull the same shit Tai did with Red
>>149383012Speaking of, Greninja's episode in JN gave Ash some kind of precognition
>Dub Only
It's canon for the continuity of the international release of Dark Side of Dimensions
that movie has two versions: one that follows the manga and the other that follows the dub/anime
I think Ash honestly has a chance and people don't give him enough credit
"God Cards KEK" and "Exodia KEK" and "Mind Crush KEK" are things he can all plan around and counter
God Cards still need tributes and still have mechanics, so Ash can just keep destroying all of Yugi's weaker monsters so they never get out
Yugi needs all five pieces of Exodia in his HAND so he won't have room for any other cards in his hand if he tries to draw them all, which also leaves him open
Mind Crush can be HARD countered by Gengar
>>149383012What legendaries did Alain's mega Charizard beat? I remember his nearly dying to a casual attack from Groudon
>>149382930Not even Ash's best feat in the final arc.
>>149383054This guy said it.
>>149383101>Mind Crush can be HARD countered by Gengaryeah but once Gengar is done in by a spell there's nothing left to stop it
>>149383101How does Gengar counter mind crush?
>>149383054I'll be honest, I don't give a fuck about either of them but I still want miles to lose because he is black
>>149383092Ash would have been a better match for Tai than Red. Red didn't keep up with Pokemon's power creep to the extent that Ash has, and Red's a grown man who jobs to kids so it's only natural that Tai would mog him. His journey's the opposite of Ash's. He won once and began to lose constantly after his one win.
>>149383101Yugi doesn't need to play by duel monster rules.
>>149382924I-I CAAAAANNNNNN'TTTTT!
>>149383105He fought 50% Zygarde.
>>149383052Since the start. See Zorc/Memory World Arc.
Can we expect "Ash is going to fuck Tea and Dark Magician Girl" and/or "Yugi is going to fuck Serena" memes once Ash vs Yugi nears?
>>149383101>Mind Crush KEKFrom what I read mind crush targets the evil inside the heart crushing it and the only way to recover is through love or some bullshit like that not a literal mind attack like an X-Men
>>149383154true. He could start a Shadow Game with Pokemon Rules or with contest rules, or with etc
>>149383161He lost the power struggle at the start and only landed one hit just to get btfo'd right after
>>149383101>Ash can do strategyproof??
>>149383190AI tells me it has more broad applications, evil people is just what it is more commonly known for being used on.
>>149383220He's done all sorts of out of the box thinking against all sorts of opponents
He invented the counter shield technique
When fighting Misty's Mega Gyarados he was able to make Pikachu climb its Hurricane by electrifying it and using the electric current to have Pikachu hop out
He was able to get Infernape to destroy Toxic Spikes by using Dig and then Flare Blitz underground
He was able to counter Blast Burn with Ash Greninja via water shuriken
>>149383253Mind crush is also just one penalty of the game, he has a lot of other ones.
>>149381650it isn't that hard to write. a monkey can do it.
>>149383299show me a monkey doing it
>>149383312a doctor defending AI? they ought to revoke your PHD.
>>149383054Miles and Deku are both shit characters, yes. MHA's ending really did just completely ruin any chance this series had of being respected from now on. Meanwhile, Miles has no fucking fans.
>>149383253Yeah but the people at the start of the manga were real assholes too and some even tried to kill him
>>149383360I'm not sure of every instance it getting used, but I remember people talking about how freely it was used by him. As another anon said though Mind Crush is just one of a variety of penalties he could inflict.
>>149383312fucking dipshit tripfag
>>149382863Neither could thor.
>>149383193Damn, Thor and Diana jobbed
>making a thread before archival
>>149383688>DB makes out Asta to be a retarded jock with no strategy>constantly thinks of how to best utilize his teammates magic to oneup enemies he can't instantly defeat, uses his own anti-magic to stop shit like gravity magic from blowing off limbs off of his comrades mid-fight>literally studied and took on the skills of several sword masters, including his captain>meanwhile Deku: "oh shit uhm... we'll he's got a strong quirk, FUCK OFF EVERYONE! OOGA BOOGA">DB: "Deku is known for being a quirk nerd, he's very analytical and smart!"kekkaroo
>Solar System Level
GYAHHAHHAH! Bring me Kratos!
>>149383763Asta is Deku's foil. Dekuck wants to be the No.1 hero, but he never bothered to do a push-up before being promised a quirk. Asta? A true hero.
>other thread deleted
What happened?
>>149383807Even better since he was only able to use the fuckoff huge sword he got due to putting in the work just in case. Even Julius couldn't hold his sword without it hitting the ground.
>>149383809too much spic spam probably, that's usually what gets these things 404'd before archive
Why does Kratos have such a dedicated, brown fanbase? Warrior-Z might be the most aggressive powerlevelfag of all time.
Summon Thor to protect the next thread, that seems to work.
>listroon made the new thread
good going you lazy fucks
>>149383864>WTF I CANT BUMP DA THREAD, MAKE A NEW ONE!Slow down retard
>>149383763Yeah, this is an actual problem with Deku that will get you jumped by the entire fandom if you mention it
Deku on paper is a high IQ genius who studied hundreds of quirks.
In practice he is an unga bunga retard who often resorts to "Punch REALLY hard" as his main winning strategy.
He has a couple of high IQ moments but these are often basic stuff (like him deducing that muscular would weight more if he increases too much his muscle mass, or him using black whip to puppet himself)
This happens because Hori doesn't know how to write power progression outside of "Do thing Harder" that's why most quirk awakenings are just power ups or a sidegrade that ends up being a power up anyways (like Todoroki's quirk)
The show insists on Deku being smart but we as readers never see such intelligence showcased in a practical way (he's not even the top grades on his class)
At best you can say he has high intelligence but low Battle IQ
>>149383807>Dekuck wants to be the No.1 hero, but he never bothered to do a push-up before being promised a quirkAnd the worst part is that the ending pretty much makes this criticism a part of the story.
Without his quirks Deku NEVER bothered to even try to be a street tier hero that just helps people on mundane stuff or small robberies.
He defaulted to being a teacher because that was the easiest job for him now that he had connections with Hero Harvard.
What happened to that "My body moves on it's own when someone is in danger" Stuff? Apparently it's only relevant when the one in danger is his bully, because even with his training and the money to buy gadgets he just couldn't do hero work unless he's got the best quirk in the world.
I genuinely can't understand why would anyone like such a pathetic MC
>>149383860He failed pretty recently
>>149383193