Kratos: "You want, uh, scaling?"
Ruby: "Well, uh... Yes please."
Kratos: "Have you ever, like, uh, destroyed a mountain?"
Ruby: "Nah."
Kratos: "Do you have any cookbooks, lore, dimensional scaling, anything?"
Ruby: "Nah, nah..."
Kratos: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be a better men!"
https://youtu.be/avScVe6ZPjA?si=2KqfIMTQEFVVXTwO
Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
>Kratos
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna get scaling Number One
You have to ask your writers for some wank
Just copy my question, and pester their Xs
Be careful not to get downgraded
(Uh?)
>Ruby's writer says she is building level
(No, no, delete the question!)
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One
>Montage of Kratos and Ruby using multiple X accounts to ask if she's beyond platonic concepts
>Maka posts a selfie on X and Ruby gets jealous so she posts her own selfie in one of her fake accounts outing herself
Ha ha ha
Now look at this lightbulb, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to dodge!
Go!
>Ruby tried to jump away from the light and crashed against a wall
(Dodge with your hand, not the whole body!)
(Ugh, let's try sabotaging the competition)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
Make Maka slip and slide on this banana peel!
>Ruby tried to hide and accidentally slipped on her own banana peels
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
>Kratos dresses like an old lady and Gives Maka a venomous apple (straight from the cookbook)
>Maka falls unconscious
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
>Ruby and Kratos kidnapped Maka
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
>Ruby load a big cannon towards Maka
>But accidentally she shoots herself and Maka escapes like nothing
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!
