Thread 149856185

Son of Zeus vs son of Poseidon

Godzilla bros
It's okay to lose to Hulk
It's okay to go 2-1
2-1 is a respectable record and you should be proud of that
You can't win every fight and that's okay
So when Hulk wins please hold your heads high
Please don't be like the Asurajeets and have a meltdown spanning the whole year
Please be... Better men

>>149856185 (OP)
Sshhhh keep this thread alive for when the other dies.

>>149856185 (OP)
Percy has any way shape or form to defend himself agaisnt kratos?
Not because i'm wanking kratos, but because i never read percy jackson and i seriously doubt it has anything in terms of feats that can match the Ghost of Sparta.

https://youtu.be/VpouLqwF9Vs?si=uRxqQhnrxjeq-Kic
YUJISISTERS EMERGENCY MEETING DISCORD NOOOOOOOW!

>>149856185 (OP)
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Kratos
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Percy_Jackson_(Character)

Kratos wins. Next?

>>149857002
>VSBW

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

ros
It’s okay to lose to Godzilla
It’s okay to go 3-0
You lost against some of the strongest characters to ever be on Death Battle
You can’t win every fight and that’s okay
So when Godzilla wins please hold your heads high
Please don’t be like the Kratosjeets and have a meltdown over being fraudchecked spanning the whole year.
Please be… the strongest there is.

>>149857619
Who is ros

>>149856275
fpbp

>>149856275
Coal.
>>149857619
Gem.

>>149857014
>This is suppose to refute the scaling
I'm sorry if you can't handle the fact that Tucker of all people has feats that put him at the level they have him.

>>149857014
And does Tucker have the feats to justify having him at that level? Let us look at other characters, ones you like that is, and see how they rank them.

>>149857014
>FEATSGOD TUCKER
ChainscaleSISSIES could NEVER.

Post Tucker destroying a multiverse.

Something in my gut is telling me this will be episode 200..

>>149858473
Complex Multiverse level at his peak (Should be comparable to the humans of the past, who split the original world in two during their war with each other, resulting in the creation the Ghost Zone, an endless void of ectoplasm that contains an uncountable infinite number of realms that are a small part of the Ghost Zone.

>>149858490
The BATTLE of the KEKs part 2.

>>149857014
Tucker is a KINGtos scholar along side Sonic and most Marvel heroes
>>149858537
We already had GVS2

>>149857014
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Superman_(Rebirth) Is this accurate?

>>149858518
>Should be comparable to the humans of the past
So he hasn’t and can’t…

>>149858656
Yeah

Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw

>>149856310
No at best you have to buy that Achilles heel shit to the extreme, even then Soul hax should fuck him up

Its simple
Capeshit vs Japshit? Capeshit wins
Its DC vs Marvel? DC wins
Works 99% of the time

Hulk will win, he needs to avenge King Kong

>>149858869
>Dante is too classy for nercophilla
He still did make her climax multiple times as he was killing her.

>>149856185 (OP)
DCAU Superman, DCEU Superman, MAWS Superman, Red Son Superman, Smallville Superman, Fleischer Superman, Justice League Action Superman, Young Justice Superman, DCAMU Superman, Injustice Superman, All-Star Superman, Earth One Superman, Millerverse Superman, Donnerverse Superman, Superman vs The Elite Superman, At Earth's End Superman, Just Imagine Superman, Turma da Monica Superman, Fortnite Superman, Tomorrowverse Superman..
Absolute FODDER for Omni Man.

>>149858977
Post Simon not having a dead wife

>>149858987
Post Kyle not having a fridged girlfriend

Fuck this match up

>>149858928
>mountain-sized spears
>portal out of NOWHERE
>Asura does nothing but a slow-ass punch even though he’s been on the receiving end from Wyzen
They really wanted (needed) Kratos to win didn’t they?

>>149858977
>thinks beating that shitter Kyle Rayner is impressive
lol

>>149858986
>still trying to smurf
So you're saying you're going to need to fight a fully composite SuperCHAD. Well, ok then.

>>149859004
Jade, Soranik, and Jessica Cruz

>>149859012
>Thinks beating all of DC's cosmology is impressive
Yup.

>>149859004
>>149854815
That was easy.

>>149859021
>SRW

I don't even consider such filth

>>149859007
No one needed anyone to win. LOREtos is just that strong (wanked).

>>149858986
Okay you can face Cosmic Armor Superman for you next match Omni-Man surely you've got this

>>149859007
No shit. considering they completely ignored everything after reaching the Golden statue of Chakravatin

>>149859041
... because their scaling GAPES all of DC and that SCARES me........

>>149859012
It's funny when they have to suck him off lol >>149859027
LMFAO

Guys, someone on reddit called us out.

https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1mo4yk0/addressing_the_toxic_fans_and_how_to_fix_it_dont/

>>149859012
That same Kyle was literally DC's entire cosmology given form, so yes? What is this argument?

Halbros...........

>>149859060
>What's crazy about this, is that 4chan have their own Death Battle thread and yet, it's nothing but shitposting. They don't care about this, in fact, half of them alright said they don't like Death Battle and want to do nothing but shitpost because it's fun and not serious
Yup yup, shit battle is just a colony for funposting

Seriously do you guys honestly think they rigged KVA? I think they just bought into lore brainrot. I honestly think DB having a Kratos bias is a conspiracy theory
>>149859060
Yup CHADDit CHADgration will save this general

>>149859083
You weren't supposed to post that...

>>149859083
DCBROS WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO WE GET DEATH BATTLE TO RETRACT THIS THEY CAN'T SAY THAT KYLE WHO LOST IS STRONGER THAN PARALLAX HAL IT'S NOT FAIR

>>149858970
I would a dead Bayo, but just her among the defeated participants

>>149859060
>(I swear, I have seen the same Hulk having sex with Goku pic for the last month, posted in every DB thread during the waiting period.)
Damn, guess he wants to see that pic some more

>>149856185 (OP)
At least do Zagreus vs Percy if your going to do this kind of shit. And even then Nico di Angelo is a better fight for Zagreus since they're both sons of Hades.

>>149859083
>Stomps the DBcast
>Stomps the G1
>Flat out sweeps G1 Round 2
>Sweeps the DB episode and completely demolishes the entire DC cosmology
>Also takes fastest speed trophy from toonfags for good measure and dunks on their episode
How is he so STRONG!?

>>149858656
Decently accurate. I mean you could probably wank Superman higher but that depends on how you interpret DC cosmology and how much of it you think is bullshit.

>>149859042
>>149859049
I just kinda find it funny how they just made Asura do one punch and call it a day with that even though 99% of the space segment fight was him zooming around in space spamming Mantra blasts at planets and stars. Kratos wouldn’t even be able to pin him down since even by DB’s retarded calcs Asura is a fair bit faster. There would be no reason for Asura to not keep his distance and whittle down Kratos after realizing he hasn’t done any damage. Then Asura could’ve grown in power while Kratos couldn’t catch him because the dude can’t fly.

>Please please talk care about gurren lagann
Your episode and 5 minutes of relevancy ended months ago

>>149859135
>wins so hard DB is traumatized by Mecha as a genre

>>149859162
ESLbro...

>>149859135
All it takes is one really, really big drill.

>>149859122
Nico vs Zag sounds fun, Stygian sword duel would be cool

>>149859147
I mean Kratos can fly with the Icarus wings. DA in general is bad at making a fight look even, DracvsGanon, Omni-dock, even Frieza vs Megatron are all pretty one-sided. Funnily enough DB doesn't value speed like that despite it being really important

>Please please talk care
ESLtos...

>>149859162
I'm beginning to believe ESLtos posts are made to sabotage his reputation

>>149859147
I skipped that episode, and I still don't want to find out how their stupidity gave them those ridiculous calcs

>>149858490
Sorry, pal, but I've got the REAL episode 200 MU right here.

>>149859208
Always were, would you believe me if I said everything bad about KINGtos scholars was a falseflag?
>>149859215
I mean every death battle has stupid calcs,

>>149856185 (OP)
DCAU Superman, DCEU Superman, MAWS Superman, Red Son Superman, Smallville Superman, Fleischer Superman, Justice League Action Superman, Young Justice Superman, DCAMU Superman, Injustice Superman, All-Star Superman, Earth One Superman, Millerverse Superman, Donnerverse Superman, Superman vs The Elite Superman, At Earth's End Superman, Just Imagine Superman, Turma da Monica Superman, Fortnite Superman, Tomorrowverse Superman, Nu 52 Superman
Absolute FODDER for Goku.
Only Superman's that pose a real challenge are Rebirth, Golden Age, Pre/Post Crisis. Kingdom Come. That is towards current canon Goku.
Xenoverse Goku stomps them all. Have a nice day.

>>149859106
Unlike Tifa, you would have to piece and glue together her corpse.

>>149859208
Nah, they're 100% natural.

>>149858986
Mold
>>149859231
Gold

>>149859225
No you're still retarded
>>149859238
This one was definitely real

>stomping and murdering someone and their entire verse is “sucking them off”
Now I get why y’all call this guy an ESL pajeet

>>149859185
>I mean Kratos can fly with the Icarus wings
It’ll be pretty weird to see Norsetos use Icarus’s wings but obviously that wouldn’t stop DB. Would they even work in whatever dimension the two were in? Pretty sure Asura’s jet booster is different from the wings which Kratos needed gusts of air to propel himself at a fast pace.

Pkeae qyit bullying me for having bad ortrography..... Learning english is vety not easy...

>>149856185 (OP)
DCAU Superman, DCEU Superman, MAWS Superman, Red Son Superman, Smallville Superman, Fleischer Superman, Justice League Action Superman, Young Justice Superman, DCAMU Superman, Injustice Superman, All-Star Superman, Earth One Superman, Millerverse Superman, Donnerverse Superman, Superman vs The Elite Superman, At Earth's End Superman, Just Imagine Superman, Turma da Monica Superman, Fortnite Superman, Tomorrowverse Superman, Nu 52 Superman, Golden Age, Pre/Post Crisis, Kingdom Come, Rebirth
Absolute FODDER for Thor.

>>149859053
yeah with base Mega Man

>>149859238
I will never forget it.

The ESLfag is probably the anon who deleted his post, yet couldn't spell right the necro word in his 2nd try.

>>149859288
excuse you. That's base CLASSIC Megaman to you

>>149859274
Do you think DB cares about shit like that? If it looks cool why not. I mean they already believe insane shit like Kratos surviving Space because of Ares Illusion

>>149859301
yeah the Astro Boy victim

>>149858986
>>149859231
>>149859284
BUT MY COMPOSITE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

>>149859288
>base Mega Man
That's overkill, a single Scopedog is enough to do the job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqAmzPj9bLE

>>149859306
>Do you think DB cares about shit like that?
You know what, fair point. MFTL+ Icarus wings. Now I’m thinking about MFTL+ dog sleds lmao.

>>149859329
my entire verse couldn't handle something like that...

>>149859232
A skycrapper fell on top of her burnt remains!

ENTER

THE STEONGEST

IN ALL OG DESTH BATTLE

Hulk = Kratos
Zilla = Asura

>>149859340
DC's cosmology...

>>149859364
cringe fanfics by texans

>>149859364
The canon end8ng btw
Everything else is cope

>Kratosura? Death Battle are hacks all their calculations are wrong that'd never happen Asura wins all the time
>KyleSimon? Based Death Battle are always right yup a final win for anime over all comic books!

>>149859387
DevilArtemis can not animate a melee fight if his life depended on it.

Doesn't matter. Vriska solos.

>>149859364
Fake ending
>>149859387
True Ending DLC

>>149859387
>Cope asurakek damage control fanfic ending
Doesnt count lel

>>149859411
Post Homestuck not being banned on /co/ until it got a cartoon adaptation over a decade later.

>>149856185 (OP)
Hiei would lose the rematch

>>149859396
I absolutely hate Death Battle but I like Kyle vs Simon purely because it shut up all the fucking DCfags who have been shitting up these threads for years and filled them with a level of seething they will never ever recover from.

>>149859444
>Kratos’s face when Asura says he’s going to spend time with his still living daughter (Kratos’s daughter is covering his skin and Kratos’s son is a ginormous faggot)

>>149859396
Owned those featsissies. LOREKINGS own this general
>>149859404
Makes me nervous for Hulkzilla, if a respectful death happens I'll laugh

>Homestuck
Only Lord English vs SuperBoy Prime/Sentry matters

... Wait my hero actually loses most match ups if we don't smash him together into a specific cherry picked version?
Bros..

Hey, did we get any feats for Yugi yet?

>>149859345
Who knows what's their criteria to decide which girls get less violent death such as Bayonetta. Tifa was kinda lucky in that regard.

>>149859462
Supersissy...

>>149859445
I feel the same way but when Kratos owned those Featjeets

>>149859474
reimu hakurei

>>149859474
>girls get the more violent deaths
fixed

>>149859459
John Egbert vs Ness is pretty fun

Did we get any feats for Ash yet?

>Superman getting exposed in 4k
Damn. Still not as bad as being raped by normie russians though.

>>149859506
Wouldn't Ash's feats be his pokemo's feats?

>>149859474
Hers barely made sense with how it was animated

>>149859434
Post /co/ - SHITmics & SHARToons not being mindbroken 16 years later.

>>149859474
She got a dumb death and she died to someone who’s weaker than her in all regards.

>>149859542
>/co/ when horses get brought up out of NOWHERE

>>149859542
Post homestucks home tumblr not being deader than /co/

>>149859544
so did Bayo

>>149859552
>Uma CHADsume out of NOWHERE

>>149859588
At least Bayo's wasn't done solely for the sake of shilling her killer's series.

>>149859605
touche

All Xeelee victims thoughbeit.

>>149859316
Astro boy is outer now.

>>149859462
Not like this.. quick. Start posting ai gay porn!

Post comic writing teams not being filled with cucks and faggots

Post a mountain destroying someone.

>KEKlee
Fodderized by Photino Birds who job to black holes btw

Post

You can tell they were RWBY shillers because they gave Weiss the most vanilla death ever. It might as well just been a normal KO. But for women they hate: Give 'em hell and pain.

Post you not being a monster any longer

>>149859653
You know who DOESN'T job to black holes?

>>149859654
ok

>>149859643
Mount Everest kills a lot of people a year!

>>149859639
>/m/
>get hopes up
>Only universal
Kills this guy
>>149859653
Your black holes don't count.

Superbros are being real quiet.

>>149859674
Why would Toriyama write this?

>>149856185 (OP)
Match ups?

Post someone changing this animal I have become.

>>149859681
>Y-Y-Y-Your black holes don't coun-
COPElee are Gunbuster humanity victims.

>>149859527
At least it wasn't an absolute gorefest to satisfy Ryona Ben.

>>149859696
I do like gun buster desu

>>149859552
ponies actually

>>149859695
... I mean technically.. Kratos fits that bill.

>>149859696
wait KekLee jobs to black holes? LMAO base Huckbein vicitm

Post you having a literacy level beyond an ESL middle schooler

>>149859721
I...DON'T

>>149859721
Kratosbros, this is beyond our power...

>>149859714
It is math blackholes, so data erasure.

>>149859734
Only Photinobirbs job to black holes, Xeelee sit in them.

>>149859006
why? because Joker had outside help?

>MY RAGE IS THE FIST THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
>HULK SMAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

Death Battle's Ben is the kind of guy who wishes all the deaths in Saw and Terrifier were female ones, so he can fap over and over.

I can't explain why Photino Birds die to black holes because most of you get your information on black holes from anime or superhero movies, so I'm just gonna take the L.

I hope when Maka decapitates the fuck out of Ruby, she’s still conscious, just for a minute. I wanna see Maka kiss her on the lips as the light fades from her silver eyes…

>>149859775
Why would she do that

>>149859742
>Only Photinobirbs job to black holes, Xeelee sit in them
Sounds familiar.

>>149859775
Ben wtf

>>149856185 (OP)
Its been a long time Kratos.. time to rest.

>>149859782
In theory, because they are no longer under RT's orders. And because Ben is such a pervert. Reminder we already had a highschool girl screaming and burning to death while her boobs were bouncing like crazy.

>>149859775
Ben...

>>149859747
Hulk Drill? stopped by Godzilla's Abs

>>149859802
When was this?

>>149859775
Me...

>>149859802
Ryuko's outfit already has her half naked, her burning away is more of an anime way where they fade to white so it's not that gruesome. I think a girl kissing a decapitated girl's head before she dies is pretty far off from that.

>>149859775
Ben you aren't supposed to leak the ending this early

>>149859795
Low-balled Kratos negs
>>149859812
Shadow vs Ryuko

>>149859812
Ryuko. She even went "Oooooaaah!" while dying. Mikasa's was totally made for Ben to masturbate. Her screaming "Kyaaaah", while fire is coming out of her mouth and eye sockets. Galaxia, Cammy, Bayonetta, you name it. Makima's wasn't as violent but Ben needed so badly for her to at least scream OOC before she exploded.

>>149859795
>lol
lol

Who would you have Ryuko fight if she wasn't fed as a pity win to Shadow to placate Sonicfags?

Oh, and they had Mikasa's scarf, a memento she received from Eren, be torn apart and fall into the dirty. Damn it, they weren't even pretending. Restrain, guys.

>>149859856
Prisma Ilya

>>149859872
who?

>>149859884
Some Fate loli.

I've always liked how Death Battle not only kills someone but kills everything about them, it was kino when John Wick's photo of his wife got deleted. Truly feels like there is nothing left for them but oblivion and/or damnation, the ultimate raping of their life and soul

>>149859625
The Bydo would eat them alive.

>>149859896
Ben... Calm the fuck down John isn't even a girl.

Kratos should've killed mithra but still keep that line about being a monster no longer

>>149859896
meds, NOW

>>149858986
Damn.

>>149859896
>Cortana deleted, Chief dead
>Kyle's girlfriend still fridged, GL ring rejected by Simon
>Deku promised to go to Mile's house to kill his parents

>>149859906
>Turns your entire universe into nothing but Bydo

>>149859387
>>149859404
The original scene DA referenced just had many elements that made it hard to replicate in an impactful way.
The scene leading up to the last punch was Asura having to leave behind Mithra to free her. You could truly see the pain on his face, like his mouth really tightens in grief as he charges the punch. Asura’s way more expressive later during the punch when he cries out and grits his teeth to push harder.
With the actual punch, there’s a lot more fluidity and motion. You see the screen shaking and Chakravartin’s head really wobble as well as the flaps on the side of his head blow around. This gives the feeling that Chak’s head feels like it’s getting pulled in towards Asura’s fist. More importantly, with the QTE, DA had the button mashing but didn’t add the rage meter for that buildup and Burst prompt. Then when the punch ends, a sizable chunk of Chakravartin’s head just gets blown off while Kratos still looked like he took no damage.
Essentially DA had a template that he failed to show why it was so powerful.

Spiral force vs cookbook vs nben ryona fetish

>>149859929
It's a shame there wasn't a scene where Mithra got killed by the collapsing temple or something

>>149859940
What about a woman with Spiral Power vs a woman with a cookbook

>>149859940
Ryona > cookbook > basketball > spiral power

When did you realize Death Battle has always been about the animated fight over power scaling?

LENTI, I NEED TO FAP! I got a fever and the only prescription is more women screaming.

>>149859936
I like how he closes his eyes before brings his fist close to his own face like he's steeling his resolve for this choice

reminder when dio vs alucard happened a bunch of literal trans women who supported dio came in to educate about why ryona was problematic for wxmen

so glad people are excited for hulk's first win, even if it is a pity win

>>149859955
Since always? No one really takes DB verdicts seriously outside of underage kids on their subreddit.

>>149856185 (OP)
Once more. I have to say. How is this even counted as a victory for Hal Jordan? He did not DEFEAT Alien X. He did not DEFEAT his opponent. He TIME TRAVELED and killed an unpowered up possible ALTERNATE version of his opponent. That counts as a fucking victory? What are they saying? That Hal CAN'T beat Alien X? Its like how they gave Asura an alternate fucking ending victory IMMEDIATELY. Like what the fuck are you trying to convey to me?

>>149859940
Basketball >>>>>>>>>> all 3

Death Battle should be respectful towards the loser but the world around them should have their loved ones suffer
>All of Ash or Yugi's friend get caught in the cross fire and die but the winner talks to themself how they were a good duelist
>Columbo arresting Light makes his whole family and Misa so depressed they commit mass suicide but it's only mentioned on a newspaper sideline where the main story is Columbo catching Light as Kira but it has a footnote on how Light was the smartest guy he ever caught

>>149859974
>Omnipotent
>Is a part of a race of "omnipotent" beings meaning none of them are omnipotent

>>149859978
Ben Singer WTF is wrong with you

>>149859969
Making a lot of assumptions that Hulk is going to win here.

I have still not seen anyone give me a convincing reason for how Columbo can beat Light beyond the fact that Swan is biased towards Columbo.

>>149859974
KABOOM

pity loss hulk

Asuka from Eva solos all of Gundam btw

>>149860017
because Light is a cocky retard and Columbo is Columbo

>>149859978
>Joker executes everyone in giorno's gang for being criminals
>Kratos kills Mithra so she is a monster no longer

>>149860026
>moonlight butterflies

>>149860041
Asuka TANKED universe shit in the Rebuilds.

She will RAPE all of Gundam

>>149860026
>Gets accidentally neg diffed by Lalah destroying her universe while she's trying to make a universe where Char lives

>>149856185 (OP)
Another match up where the outcome is just wrong.

>>149859962
Yeah, with the context of everything before this, it’s fucking tragic Asura doesn’t even get more than a few minutes in total to reunite with Mithra before having to kill himself so she doesn’t have to suffer anymore. The entire game was him fighting to free her and bring her back but the moment he does he has to make the choice to make sure she’s completely free. It’s why that scene was so powerful, it’s also why Asura looked pained charging that punch.

>>149860060
Explain how.

>>149860059
Lalah Sune
Giant Naked Rei
Lesbian Sex

Do the math

>>149859978
>the princess rapes asriel to death with her pristine strapoon infront of his family
>megamind makes the fort chunks of gru into a cyborg, to serve the girls
>super prime retcons all of homestuck into dc
>benson atomizes the watterson family

Very respectful....

I'm not sure about Chad and the researchers, but Ben is the creep who fails constantly to conceal his sadistic fetishes.

The Rick and Morty death was also unnecessarily cruel. Female deaths tend to be more sexual, but males also get their fair share of suffering.

>>149856185 (OP)
Walter vs Edward Cullen

>>149859896
didn't Cortana witness Chief's decapitation in 1st person view? payback for Doomguy's death like 14 years ago

>>149860074
Shinji... Char...

>>149856185 (OP)
Did you agree with the outcome?

>>149860083
I now understand why women loved Twilight. My friend explained it to me "Change the sexes of the characters"

I apologize to every Twilight fan

>>149860083
Hellsing will win in Seras vs Lady

>>149859978
>Omni Man says "I'll never remember a weakling like you"
>Joker mental shutdowns Trish and Mista
>A piece of rock falls on Mithra which causes Asura to enter Destructor mode but he dies so she dies slowly while they both say their goodbyes to each other
>Simon destroys the Life Equation which permanently fucks over DC and makes it unable for Kyle to revive
>Wile destroys Tom's soul so he can never revive and then eats Jerry
>Deku damages the Web of Life and Destiny for an inferred holocaust on all Spider Totems

>>149860083
Walter doesn't have any other interesting matchup,huh?

>>149859978
>Nolan flies through Planet Vegeta to destroy it but does it because he doesn't want another planet of conquerors around and wishes he could have helped Bardock
>Gru beats Megamind and his swarm of minions stomp and kill Roxanne and Minion but Gru says he was a great evil genius
>Megamind beats Gru and the collateral damage kills Gru's family but he says he thought his minions were funny and takes them in

>>149860060
I knew what to expect going in. Death Battle and low balling Dragon Ball characters, name a more iconic duo

What's his power level?
https://youtu.be/SaA_cs4WZHM

>>149860111
Well Walter is a vampire/monster hunter. He should either fight a vampire/monster or another monster hunter.

>>149860106
PSYCHOen...

loving siblings.

>>149860106
>>A piece of rock falls on Mithra which causes Asura to enter Destructor mode but he dies so she dies slowly while they both say their goodbyes to each other
That rock also killed kratos...

>>149860060
Death Battle straight up said "Reverse Flash is at least a billion times universal"

>>149860083
I'd rather see a Death Battle fight with Seras.

HOLY SHIT, I GOOGLED BOOBSAND CLICKED IMAGE SEARCH

>>149860059
>Surely this time Char can actually beat Amuro and survive when he has access to (Red) Getter Robo
>Char somehow jobs to Amuro in OG Gundam anyways and dies
>*Autistic Lalah Screeching*

>>149860144
BOUNDLESS+++ rock.

>>149860164
....at least Char had sex unlike Amuro

>>149856185 (OP)
Damn bro remember that scene in Stardust Crusaders where Dio ran at thousands-of-times-faster-than-light-speed and instantly turned the population of several countries into a massive zombie army for him to control? And when he encountered any military resistance he just used his city busting abilities to immediately destroy them? That was pretty sick ngl.

>>149860164
All Lalah needs to do to get Char to survive is give him a Sizzler with a red paint job.

>>149860179
Beltorchikabros... Chankeks.... Novel Saylasissies....

>>149860184
Dio was wanked, and I actually read the entirety of the Jojo mangas and spin-offs compared to only watching the Hellsing ova. I can buy Dio winning, yes, but Swan went WAYYYYYYYYYY overboard with it.

Why is he using the meteors from part 6 as Attack Potency anyway? Those aren't creations from Planet Waves, those are simply redirected meteors by his ability. And Jojo caps at barely FTL, there's no way in hell it's 1,500 FTL, even less so when the characters multiple times acknowledge they are not THAT fast. Let's not even get into using a filler cloud to wank Dio's attack potency to nuke-level even though a 10-seconds barrage from both Star Platinum and The World failed to completely destroy a roadroller and Wheel of Fortune is bound to a normal car that Star Platinum couldn't fully destroy. Unless cars and shonen magazines are made from nuke-resistant metal in the Jojo-verse. This episode was Swank as hell.

The older a Death Battle is the funnier it gets when some retard is still mad about it. I hope if you make it your 70's you're still mad about it.

>>149860217
Swan...

>>149860217
Swan, your scaling was shit.

>>149860211
>Why is he using the meteors from part 6 as Attack Potency anyway?
Stone Free was dodging the attacks. Star Platinum is faster than Stone Free. Star Platinum and The World are equals.

TICK TOCK ULTIMA FRAUD CHECK SOON

>>149860217
We WILL still seethe about Krasura even after 10 years

>>149860222
Its funny to see Death Battle pick and choose when to scale certain characters to other characters in universe. They refused to do that for Goku in Goku v Superman 1.

>>149859974
>HUMILIATE ME HARDER DADDY!!!
benpedos have real strange obsessions.

https://youtu.be/exUZQmJ3Qi0?si=exDyxGeer8AIIpgW
SMTbros... we won... but at what cost?

>W-why are people still calling out our lies from all the way back then?!
>Reeeeeeee don't call us out on our bullshit
Gaara v Toph is when you lost any credibility

I love you all in a homosexual manner

I guys sometimes annoy me but can be funny at the same time

>>149860244
HE FUCKING WON

>>149860250
I appreciate your feelings, as your friend

>>149860221
Unironically move on with your life. Even if it was, why are you wasting your time and energy over something like this? Death Battle fans don't care. >>149860245
Then stop watching them. I understand it's annoying but after a certain point you just have to shrug it off.

>>149860184
Shouldn't Alucard's guns if they ever hit instantly fuck up DIO? They cancel out regen when they hit due to some kind of mumbo jumbo that should work well on DIO.

Speaking of, I feel like Alucard's familiars would be pretty damn lethal, especially Dandyman and Rip Van Winkle. Considering Dandyman's cards can literally cut apart buildings and Alucard, with his bare hands, literally punched through one and than Dandyman's arm. I dont think I need to explain why Rip is bullshit.

Time Stop is hard to deal with as usual, but Alucard should pretty blatantly scale to some dumb stuff, especially with Dandyman.
The World is faster and Alucard likely cant see it (Even with his Third Eye) but that doesnt particularly matter if DIO isnt expecting a rip van winkle bullet to the back of the skull obliterating his head..

DB chooses a winner based on what they believe would make viewers seethe more because they think trolling them is funny. You know this to be true

>>149860264
JOBistotlebros IMMEDIATE DISCORD MEETING NOW

Is there any proof on the whole “Toph’s spritemaker forced them to make Toph win if they wanted to use the sprite” rrat? Or is that just made up?

>>149860271
Melting down lol.

>>149860273
>They were trolling when my guy loses
>They did respectful research when my guy wins

>>149860271
No one here is for DB, they just like to shitpost over battleboarding

>>149860273
Trvth Nuke

*shits*

>>149860245
preach it, brother

>>149860284
Keep seething over 4 year old videos talking about two anime characters fighting. Enjoy repeating the same thing for the next few decades of your life.
DIO won btw

>>149860271
>JUST CONSOOOOOM OUR SLOP
>DO NOT QUESTION US
Retards hold them up as gospel, which is why they should be criticized to hell and back.

>>149860301
Goku...

>>149860271
>Even if it was, why are you wasting your time and energy over something like this?
Because my time and energy levels scale infinitely higher than yours. Don’t project your own lack of mental stamina onto the CHADS of this thread who can bitch for EONS without tiring.

melty in 3....2.....1..........

>>149860273
Then Master Chief should've won
>>149860307
>Dio won btw
BASED SWAN

>>149860272
Alucards guns are fucking canons parading around as handguns. an off center hit turned Andersons head into Mulch that he only survived because he used one of the nails that was used to pin christ to the cross to gain supernatural healing

to which female death will Ben masturbate next?

You people should try slicing your left hand's palm before gooning sessions. Blood is a pretty good lubricant, almost makes you think you're fucking a virgin's puss.

>>149860271
My stamina is INFINITE. You don't have a chance in hell against me kiddo.

>>149860323
Rwby when Maka ends her since she is flat as a board

Rank the top 5 episodes that generated the most SEETHE. NOW!

>>149860324
Halbro btw don't know if that matters

>>149860307
Kratos won.
>>149860335
Kratos vs Asura takes up at least 4 slots.

>>149860335
Trump vs Obama

>>149860308
>Frog poster
Fitting.
I really don't care about the outcome but seeing how mad you're getting over this just makes me want to celebrate DIO's victory even more.

>>149860271
>>149860307
I hope they see this bro. Its been a while since I've seen someone suck dick like this.

>>149860348
This but KINGtos. Asissyra keks still crying to this day

5 - Wake up
5:15 - Take a shit
5:30 - Get out of bed
5:31 - Beat the shit out of lois. Wash hands in sink. Wash face in toilet.
5:32 - Stretch, Walk to jon's room
5:33 - Rip MASSIVE shart in crack of his door after opening it. Close and lock it from outside. Hopefully he dies
5:34 - Laugh
5:41 - Make breakfast
7:00 - Couldnt make breakfast
7:01 - Beat lois until she makes breakfast
7:02 - Shes making breakfast!, waku waku!
7:10 - Need to shart again
7:11 - On toilet, open instagram
7:12 - Rip a fat shart, Take a picture
7:13 - Send it to bruce and diana
7:14 - Go to kitchen, Deepthroat breakfast then beat lois almost to death for an hour

And THAT'S just my MORNING routine!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maka’s gonna reference that one Transformers moment as she feeds Ruby’s soul to Soul.

>>149860335
The 3 Goku fights, Sonic losing episodes, Thor vs WW, Gaara, Ben and Mob's.

>characterrants and reddit mock the idea of multiversal Kratos
>only literal retards on vsbw other powerscaling forums believe he's multiversal
>not even GOW writers think Kratos can destroy a mountain
>NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Kratos can destroy a planet
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?

The episode ended with Asura killing Kratos, btw

>>149860353
I wonder how often you think about Death Battle results. I bet your face gets real red over it.

Pity ending Asura

>>149860348
CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
>f-frogposterrr!!!!
Hahahahahaha

>>149860245
post Gaara (at the time) creating a mountain

Pity win Nolan

Whenever Ben slept with his voice-acting (ex?) girlfriend, he likely imagined himself penetrating Bayonetta till death.

>>149860362
>>149858986
>>149859231
>>149859284
Damn Superman is a FRAUD

Pity win Kratos

>>149860384
>parroting
Fitting.
I really don't care about the outcome but seeing how mad you're getting over this just makes me want to celebrate KINGtos's victory even more.

>>149860311
aren't you the guy blocking people for agreeing with Goku vs Superman it's correct

Pity win Coyote

>>149860374
At least he has the free will to get mad. Your thoughts are owned by Rooster Teeth; you are incapable of believing anything that dead corpo didn’t approve of.

He is free.

You are chained.

He is the man.

You are the slave.

Pity win Slayer

>>149860271
Swan..

>>149860409
>TomKEKS still mad his chink scaling jobbed to Slam Jam

>>149860370
>>NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Kratos can destroy a planet
This. Also Kratos would shit his pants seeing Vlitra and have a heart attack/die on the spot if he ever saw how big Golden Chak was. The dude literally believes a planet-sized snake was an exaggeration. He would genuinely call his wankers insane for saying he’s multiversal.

Pity win Phantom Thief

>>149860412
When the fuck are we getting a Bioshock match?

>>149860380
Keep getting mad over it. Most normal people who think the results are bullshit shrug and move on. Go on, pull out some more heckin laughing peperinos for me. It definitely hides how upset DIO stomping Alucard makes you.

>>149860414
>>149860428
these are actually true, who's fucking idea was it to greenlight those stomps?

>>149860374
Only when I come in here and see speds defend blatant bullshit outcomes. You however know that other anon is right, that's why you're losing your mind over it being questioned.

Pity win Spiral

>>149860427
Keep getting mad over it. Most normal people who think the results are bullshit shrug and move on. Go on, pull out some more heckin laughing peperinos for me. It definitely hides how upset KINGtos stomping Asissyra makes you.

Pity wins Superman

>>149860420
Post the coyote being competent in badketball.

Pity win Doctor

Pity win Deku

Name one victory that wasn't a pity win.

>>149860403
Asurabros? Broke you.

>>149860442
>badketball

I’m sorry, but if your favorite character has ever beaten someone in Death Battle they are a pity winner.

Pity win Gojo

>anon is genuinely getting upset at results of a fanfiction web series being questioned
That's just sad

>>149860160
>>149860102

>>149860455
But... that was his first episode

>>149860450
You do realise I'm shitting on the diofag. I mean KINGTOS SOLOS LLLLL

>>149860450
honestly the opposite is true, Asurafag are just the new Benfags here but without the wank but equal the seething

Pity loss Chosen Undead

>>149856185 (OP)
In honor of Power Rangers being added to Fortnite.. who should Lord Drakkon fight?

>>149860456
Kappa Mikey FUCKS that?!

>MAWSfag babble
Post that cartoon not making all of their villains look like emasculated faggots or butch dykes.

>149860437
Uh oh, melty.

>>149860184
Remember when The World's NUCLEAR LEVEL attack potency failed to destroy a steamroller?

is Raoh for Starscourge Radahn

>>149860463
Ben losing to Hal is plausible, Asura losing to Kratos isn’t.

>>149860456
He's full on melting down. I am starting to wonder if he's a writer for the show.

>he's resulting to samefagging when someone calls him a retard for staying mad about 4 year old episodes nobody cares about anymore
If the episode came out last month I would get it maybe but it's less about defending their choice of the result and more about telling you how ridiculous it is to be genuinely offended by it all this time later.

>>149860386
suddenly, the ryona and forced Death makes sense

>>149860481
>WAAAHHHHH OTHER GUYS CAN LOSE BUT NOT NY PRECIOUS JEETARINO
LMAAOOOOOO

>>149860481
He didn't lose though. Hal abandoned the fight and went and killed an unpowered up Ben. That's not a victory.

>>149860485
Why should time affect his choice? It’s not like the result changed in four years, it’s as equally wrong then as it is now. Either you’re allowed to be mad, or you’re not; the timespan is completely irrelevant.

>>149860485
nta but people bitching for years about bowser, doomguy, ww, and cloud episodes did work

>>149860463
at least with the Benfags they were arguing against Halbros and not shitposters while treating it as legitimate

>>149860486
Look at their expressions. You just KNOW he's got his cock out and right up her ass in this pic. He's probably threatening to beat the shit out of her - literally - if she says anything about it

>>149860489
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

>>149860485
>cries samefagging
Of course anon. Multiple people cannot disagree with you. It must be the same person.

Do you guys think Ben jacked off to Weiss' death?

'tos

>>149860463
Anon, most of the time, it’s literally just KINGtosfags seething at Asurabros for no reason unprompted.

>>149860496
Cookbook scaling negs

So the thread was actually pretty nice until an hour or so ago. Are Eurofags the ones who shit up the thread?

>>149860272
Yeah one shot to the head from the Jackal would kill Dio. And it's not impossible to happen when Polnareff got the drop on him and nearly killed him.
Go down the rabbit hole and you'll start questioning how those knives were apparently travelling mftl, why a shard of glass can cut through his leg, and why he can put a couple dents in a roadroller.

>>149860494
Isn't that worse? Falling for the most obvious bait 6 months later

The majority population of normies agree that a guy who can destroy planets in one punch should be able to kill the guy who struggles to open chests and chop trees. It’s only the turboautist powerscalers that defend believing made-up numbers over what they see with their own eyes; it’s why normies have been mocking them so hard recently.

Seriously, haven’t you guys noticed that the hatred towards powerscalers REALLY escalated after Krasura? It CAN’T be a coincidence.

>>149860514
Maybe to her death scream, but not as much as Cammy, Bayo, Ryuko, or Mikasa's deaths
he probably fapped more even to Tifa, Renamon, and Zelda's deaths than Weiss

>>149860184
They wanked DIO to infinity.

>not giving Alucard his schrodinger stuff
>but giving DIO his vampire powers that he never used at any point of part 3 even after drinking Joseph's blood
>they wanked DIO's eye beams to a power it was never shown to have in canon
>FTL bullshit
>meteor bullshit
>implying that DIO can hypnotise Alucard, when Alucard also has that same power

The writers brought up that Alucard in character would go for level 0 and make himself vulnerable rather than playing it safe. But by the same token i can also say that DIO while in character wouldnt use his vampire powers while having The World as he was never shown to use them.

The FTL and meteor stuff dont make sense at all, because otherwise there's no way that roadroller would have withstood DIO and his stand going to town on it.

My take on it is that it would basically be like other fights Alucard has had (either post or pre schrodinger), he would let his enemy wail on him until an opening presented itself- either the sun or Alucard's special bullets. With the caveat that if this is post schrodinger Alucard theres no way for him to lose.

>Jak posting
Warrior-Z…

>>149860491
You're allowed to be mad but letting it bother you this much for 4 years straight is just retarded. There's a difference between
>Oh that old death battle episode? Yeah that was clearly wrong
Vs
>Writing paragraphs every thread every single day about how these results were rigged because those EVIL writers at death battle made this video to get rage clicks
Both people are still mad about it but one guy is obviously letting it consume him for some fucking reason. Make a blog post or a video about why it's wrong if you're that passionate about it
>>149860492
Rematches usually happen because both characters have changed a lot. Goku got new forms, Mario, Sonic, Cloud, Link, and Bowser got new games. I don't think we're getting anything new for Dio or Alucard.

>>149860516
>he believes shitposts are legitimate posts

>>149860539
>Shartyfag
OUT. NOW.

>>149860536
If you want me to be 100% serious people seem to like powerscalers more because of Deku vs Miles and baby Franklin soloing

>>149860536
>derrrr I don't understand game play mechanics

If DIO is MFTL, then why did he need to use timestop to kill Kakyoin? He can move so fast that the emeralds from the trap would’ve looked like they were frozen in time anyways. Why would he need to use timestop on ANYONE aside from Jotaro?

>>149860560
it's funny and made Joseph shit himself

>>149860560
DIO had a fancy new toy and wanted to play with it

>>149860463
If we’re being completely honest if you don’t bring up Asura, then he doesn’t show up. You can go entire threads without Asura but not a single one about Kratos.
But recently since Hulkzilla was announced, Kratosfags have started spamming more bait about Asura and started crying about “Asissyra” and bringing up the posters nonstop, hence leading to all the shit flinging going on.

>>>149860536
>>derrrr I don't understand game play mechanics

>>149860184
Basically, Alucard has to be incredibly incompetent, able to use level 0 without Integra's permission, and vulnerable to his regen being speed blitzed for DIO to have any chance of actually killing him. If I remember right, it doesn't matter in what way his body is destroyed, whether simply being shot or completely blown up, until he chooses to heal the damage done none of his souls are used up, and any amount of damage only takes 1 soul to completely heal. So DIO could have all the wanked AP in the world, but a timestopped barrage would be no more effective than a single punch. Meanwhile, Alucard has his guns, Baskerville, strength, and telekinesis to hurt DIO, plus intangibility, plus a 3rd eye to nullify mind control, plus mind control and illusions of his own that DIO has no resistance to. It would only take a surprise attack and 1 good hit to the head to paralyze DIO, as Silver Chariot was nearly successful in basically assassinating him, were it not for time stop letting him remove the sword from his brain. And after paralyzing/crippling DIO all it would take is draining his blood (which would give Alucard a stand methinks) or waiting for sunrise to assuredly kill DIO.

>>149860548
I respect the paragraph guy more, because at least he stuck to his beliefs no matter what instead of giving in to the corpo’s lie like the people in 1984 accepting that they were always at war with Oceania.

Doom Slayer is a fraud btw

Reminder that if Godzilla STILL loses even WITH Ultima included, then Ultima’s going to become an Alien X-tier joke that nobody will ever take seriously again.

>>149860580
>Kratosfags have started spamming more bait about Asura and started crying about “Asissyra” and bringing up the posters nonstop
because it keeps fucking working, if you're a fisherman and find some effective bait to catch fish why would you stop using it when they'd always bite on it?

Kratos is 9 million universe buster and Dio is MFTL+ get over it
>>149860580
It was because of Ballot Banner's Kratos vs Doom Slayer and people got really pissed at Kratos which literally showed how Kratos is a bait farm

>>149860598
Bro, the episode lowballed him as much as possible, and he STILL beat Chief. What more do you want?

>>149860581
>Posts a cutscene from a moviegame.

>>149860211
More realistic numbers would probably be
The World = light speed to slightly above it
DIO's physical body = certainly below light speed by a bit

>>149860495
Ben self-inserting into Dante impaling Bayo/Lenti would also explain why they left a fucking innuendo joke in the subtitles while she's dying.

>>149860601
I’m just curious why Hulkzilla was the big prompt for all of it.

>>>>149860536
>>>derrrr I don't understand game play mechanics

>>149860590
>Instead of giving into the corpo's lie
About a fanfic. It's not that deep. You can dislike something and not make it your personality.

>>149860605
>which literally showed how Kratos is a bait farm
always was after the Next Time, prior to that at worst you'll get a thread complaining but with actual discussion

>>149860611
Superman cannot talk about videogame quality

>>149860606
>lowballed
>used lore to measure his strength
Okay

>>149860619
That’s even worse. Why would I believe the mad ravings of a fanfic over what I see in the official shows?

>>149860611
>Superman trying to talk about game quality
Post ONE good Superman game.

>>149860611
>i-it doesn’t count
Ok.

>>149860623
Superman Returns was fun, and I’m tired of pretending it wasn’t.

>>149860615
because after months of experimenting the shitposters found something that worked even more

>>149860621
Yeah but when that Ballot Banner came out people were basically begging Doom Slayer to Fraud Check Kratos. Seeing such a strong reaction from that showed Kratos posting increased and here we are. Hulkzilla had nothing, it's ballot banner. I'll admit and say I jumped on HBOCsura but it became this insane

>>149860617
Why do they always have to gape us with this pic...

>>149860611
Injustice Superman?
Omni Man victim.

>>149860542
Just from a character perspective there's no way Alucard would allow an unrepentant monster like Dio to kill him.
Did he just keep some spare souls inside him after emptying them out on London for his last fights?

Sup guys? Just got back from soloing all of GoW and JJBA…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkaubkFS8GU
Definitive Kratos video.
>b-b-b-b-b- that guy groomed someone
that's why he's a free man still making content.

>>149860584
>until he chooses to heal the damage done none of his souls are used up, and any amount of damage only takes 1 soul to completely heal.
Not even THAT. Fodder Hellsing vampires with soul banks of 0 like Seras are still able to regenerate from being turned into shadow mush. For Alucard to use up a soul, he has to “die” in a way that would kill a vampire. So either holy weapon or stake to the heart.
Even if we take a different interpretation and say that if you puddle Alucard he has to consume a soul (the series is never exactly clear on what counts as 1 life,) he’s got a soul bank of 3 million and can toggle on illusions, mist, and intangibility to avoid being hit altogether.

>>149860664
no you didn't

>>149860658
That's the thing. We're told by Walter that Alucard let out every single soul he had during the London battle and yet Alucard keeps healing whatever Walter does to him. So does Alucard still have the ability to heal without using a soul he's nommed on?

>>149860630
Are you genuinely stupid or ESL? I've been saying you can disagree with it. It's not black and white. You don't have to suck the writing teams dick over it and you don't have to dedicate time out of your life talking about how a fanfic got it wrong. You can think it's bullshit and have reasons why you think it is too. I don't know, I just feel bad for you honestly.

>>149860656
Until Injustice 3 comes around Injustice Superman is a CANONICAL He-Man victim.

>>149860514
Weiss has never screamed as loud as she did in that DB across the entire RWBY series.

>>149860664
Son Goku?!

>>149860666
TBF, I genuinely think zoomers forgot how to call 911. So many times they try to “cancel” certified groomers and pedos by flagging their channels or spamming their Twitch chats, instead of doing the correct fucking thing and calling the police to lock ‘em up in the prison shower with Big Bubba.

There's people in here that genuinely want me to believe GoW characters are not even building level.

>>149860664
Asura, that’s not very nice of you!

My hero can destroy planets but just died in a minor car accident...

>>149860693
He's continent level but Krasura truly did bring in the salt so anons want to downplay him horribly

>>149860699
REDDItos…

>>149860667
I want to add, he canonically retained Schrodinger's soul on purpose. That thing allows him to enter even the mind and memories of others. Plus, teleport all over the place, no matter the distance, and never die. That shit is part of the canon ending.

Bring me ALL OF POKEMON AND THEIR LAWSUITS.

>>149860703
Kratos sat at island/mountain level pretty comfortably for years until Norse Kratos happened.

>>149860674
>You don't have to suck the writing teams dick over it and you don't have to dedicate time out of your life talking about how a fanfic got it wrong.
What if I find it fun and cathartic to bitch about it? Why would I stop doing it if I like it?

>>149860693
Greek Kratos is island to mountain level, Norse Kratos is building level.

>>149860712
Blame Freya with her LORE not me

>>149860688
Or.. it was all bullshit and never happened

>>149860693
Most of the Greek gods are country to continent level. Like if you kill Poseidon, all of Greece floods and probably some of the surrounding lands too. The Primordials are planet level for creating Earth through their fighting.

Norse Kratos scales to being able to affect the entirety of Yggdrasil, an infinitely multiversal sized structure beyond spatial dimensions and time. He is low outerversal.

>>149860679
If Omni Man can beat Super Saiyan Bardock who has a bare minimum PL of 500k, 30k less than First Form Frieza who casually blew up Planet Vegeta with an attack that has been scaled to be Star Level, he stomps Injustice Superman. Sowwy.

>>149860673
Apparently so. I don't recall if it went into a lot of detail on how soul consumption works, probably not, but I don't think it's 100% guaranteed anywhere he's gonna die for real if he empties out the soul bank and takes life threatening wounds.
Who knows, he might only use up 1 soul when wounded in a conventional vampire way like Anderson's special blades.

>>149860713
Whatever you want to waste your time doing. It just makes you look petty and miserable.

>>149860728
…in my fanfic.

>>149860717
>Kratos magically got weaker after GoW 3..
>somehow

>>149860717
Devs could've said Kratos got weaker because he's away from home or some shit but they said he's as strong as greece. So in debates you basically see comptos
>>149860728
Swan... Warrior-Z...

>>149860731
Good thing this is an anonymous imageboard then, where none of this will follow me. I can’t imagine how insecure you need to be to worry about your “reputation” on fucking 4chan of all places.

>>149860733
>no rebuttal

>>149860495
>You just KNOW he's got his cock out and right up her ass

>>149860743
Post him affecting the entirety of Yggdrasil.

>>149860738
>>149860733
>the games very explicitly say yggdrasil is above space and time
>the games very explicitly say the realms lie atop yggdrasil
>the games very explicitly have characters like surtur or thor be able to affect the tree, and kratos scales to them
This isn't that hard.

Aren't the Blades of Exile stronger than the Blades of Chaos?

So why is Kratos, Zeus, other GoW major deity figures scaled so high. Lolz? Shits and giggles?

>>149860737
There's no other explanation for why him breaking BUILDINGS is presented as something impressive in the Norse games.

>>149860749
BUT I HAVE TO BUTTON MASH TO OPEN A CHEST!

>>149860728
>>149860743
>>149860749
FUARK this makes Kratos......... country level.

>>149860749
Yeah but some people think it's an outlier. Ultimately this whole Kratos beating Asura shit broke people into highballing him or downplahing him

>>149856185 (OP)
Perhaps you superior Death Battle fans can tell me why vsbw is wrong. And I genuinely am asking. No memes, no bullshit. Tell me why in no uncertain terms their scaling is just wrong.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Zeus_(God_of_War)

>>149860762
>destroying something infinitely transcendent of time and space is country level
Are Asurafags Hulkfags too who think Hulk will just smash Ultima?

>>149860706
Um... Za Wardo.

>>149860762
KINGTOS SCHOLARS!? WHAT LE FUCK IS THIS? EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOW!

>>149860775
Yes, this is Kratos is being dragged out this long. Free seethe

>>149860775
>Infinitely transcendent of space and time Scandinavias

>destroying something infinitely transcendent of time
RETARDtos…
LIARtos…
FRAUDtos…

>>149860749
Then why does he need a dog sled to travel across the country?

Why did he die to a large stone pillar getting thrown at him from across the map?

Why is he constantly portrayed in cutscenes as MCU Thor-tier?

Kratos warped this general

I sure am being convinced that Kratos isn't as strong as we're suppose to believe he is with all these well written and sourced arguments.

I don’t think it’s entirely accurate to say that the universes and feats in God of War are purely framed by mortal understanding or limited to their perception. While it’s true that mortals may have limited knowledge, the game consistently establishes that the gods themselves transcend these limitations. The realms in God of War, including the Greek and Norse pantheons, are explicitly described as infinite or possessing transcendental properties. These aren’t merely conceptualized by mortals; they are stated as facts within the universe’s cosmology. Yggdrasil, for example, is portrayed as an infinite, transcendent force that connects realms and dimensions, which is far beyond mortal comprehension. This hints at a higher dimensional or metaphysical framework, not just a human understanding of space.

In fact, we have statements that the deities, not mortals, define the nature of these realms. Even if mortals’ understanding of what a ‘universe’ or ‘planet’ is may be limited, the gods themselves are not confined by such boundaries. They’re not just limited to the realm of human perception they act on cosmic scales that are evident in their feats, like Cronos’ control over time and space, or Helios’ cosmic manipulation.

As for Hermes’ speed or Kratos’ strength, it’s important to remember that these feats, while seemingly grounded in human limitations, still work on a divine level that transcends mortal understanding. We can’t disregard the power behind them simply because humans can’t fully comprehend it. The divine entities in God of War exist beyond the constraints of human knowledge, which is why feats like Hermes’ speed or Kratos’ battles with gods are still valid and impressive within the universe’s context.

Guys… you don’t need to lie for me. I’m only large-building level on a good day.

>transcend time
Oh shit, does that mean Sakura Bakushin O solos all of Scandinavia?

This Yggdrasil's infinitely multiversal space and time scale must be really puny if Kratos still isn't doing anything above building level in the Norse games after interacting with it.

>kratos arguments are nearly identical to ultima ones
GojiGODS, we're about to be eating good

Someone post Kratos punching a stone wall.

>>149860817
FUARK THE UMA MUSUME GIRLS ARE KINGTOS SCHOLARS!?!?!?!?!

Ben when the hot babe in front of him hasn't exploded or screamed to death in over 5 seconds

>>149860819
The issue here is a misunderstanding of the God of War cosmology and a misapplication of what “infinite” actually means in the context of the game.

First, to address the idea that God of War is “unlimited by imagination and has zero connection to reality”: This misses the point that the game’s cosmology is very much rooted in a system where realms, gods, and deities function on scales far beyond mortal understanding.

While Asura’s Wrath may depict space in a way more closely tied to human comprehension, God of War operates on a different level, where the gods and beings like Kratos or Thor exist beyond the boundaries of mortal perception. These realms and entities are not defined by the limitations of the physical universe as we understand it, but rather by metaphysical and divine frameworks that transcend space, time, and even logic. Yggdrasil, the World Tree, isn’t just a tree; it’s an infinite, transcendent force connecting realms that aren’t confined to the same rules of reality as our own world or even the one depicted in Asura’s Wrath.

The idea of infinite realms in God of War isn’t some vague abstraction, it’s rooted in the consistent lore that these realms be it the Greek pantheon or the Norse are vastly larger and more complex than anything mortal minds can conceive. They’re not “infinite” in a conceptual or metaphorical sense; they’re literal and vast, stretching beyond our comprehension.

>>149860817
Only time? Not space? Asura level maybe

To compare that to Asura’s Wrath and claim that you can just say its universe is “2000x larger” because it’s also “infinite” is a fundamental misunderstanding of scale and narrative context. The God of War universe presents its scale explicitly through the events and the relationships between the gods, titans, and the realms themselves. The Nine Realms, for example, are described as individual universes in themselves, each with its own structure, laws of existence, and, importantly, its own interaction with Yggdrasil. This isn’t something that’s simply imagined or abstract, but rather a key part of the game’s lore that connects the realms on an interdimensional scale, where space itself is not a limitation.

The problem with applying “infinite” to Asura’s Wrath in this manner is that we don’t see the same level of consistent, in universe clarification regarding the scale of space or the structure of the cosmos in that game. Asura’s Wrath may show demigods wielding space fleets and battling on grand scales, but it doesn’t provide the same depth of metaphysical explanation that God of War does. The game’s lore about space and time isn’t detailed to the same degree, and the depictions we see on screen aren’t consistently clarified with the level of depth that God of War offers regarding its realms. Saying Asura’s Wrath’s universe is “2000x larger” without clear backing or clarification doesn’t hold the same weight as the intentional design of God of War, where realms are not merely “infinite” in an undefined sense but are intricately tied into the cosmology, with connections to higher-dimensional forces.

>>149860811
Kratos vs Asura mindbroke people, not even joking

Guys, can you stop using Ben. I share the same name as that fag

It offends me that nobody mentioned the ryona death Harley received. You know, the one where she yells and explodes, before her head falls into an amusement park game.

Uh oh, AI/Reddit melty time.

Reminder that Kratos thinks a snake comparable in size to a planet existing is completely nonsensical.

>>149860844
But why isn't Kratos shattering the planet as he fights some mob level enemies or why must I press X rapidly when opening a chest? :/

>>149860849
Because gameplay mechanics unironically. He's not a boundless multiversal nuker but he's not wall level. Anons still falling for the most obvious bait ever made is why shitposters shit on Asurafags

>>149859694
He can rain mountain sized spears, decent powelevel.

Why doesn't Superman shatter the multiverse every time he swaps hands with one of his villains?

Why didn't Assissyra incinirate Mithra when he flew past her to punch Chakravartin the final time with his universal++++++ strength?

Can someone post Kratos doing any of these supposedly obscene feats in any of his games?
>B-B-B-B-BUT GAMEPLAY MECHANICS AND GAMEPLAY LIMITATIONS
Cutscenes exist, yet I can't find any cutscenes that depict Kratos doing anything more impressive than what an average MCU superhero does.

>>149860859
>>149860581
>>149860617

>>149860859
85% of /dbg/ is just shitposting to be honest. If there’s bait, taking it or not really doesn’t matter that much in the grand scheme of things.

>>149860862
*ahem*

>>149860872
Yes and Kratos has fought beings who are country level. No one is going to buy wallleveltos any more than BOUNDLESStos

>>149860876
It all boils down to this

>>149860878
>This specific time he did this
But is he shattering the multiverse when he fights Metallo every other weekend?

>>149860882
>Kratos has fought beings who are country level
... of which none can be found in the Norse games.

>>149860882
Kratos is bear minimum planet level because when he killed Poseidon the world got flooded.

>>149860870
>Why didn't Assissyra incinirate Mithra when he flew past her
PSYCHOtos…

>Widowmaker and Sheera deaths
Ah, damn it. Those were also ryona deaths. What's up with all the female moaning and screaming as they are tortured to death? Is it that hard to keep it in your pants?

>>149860184
Dio can't even regenerate limbs.

People who are scared of being mad are the weakest pussies in the world.

Take the bait.

EMBRACE the rage.

Feel ALIVE.

>>149860903
...

>>149860910
AsuraBEAST…

>>149860895
Yeah Kratos started off in Greece. His feats didn't magically disapear.
>>149860910
Ok lucifer

>>149860139
I want to have a threesome with them

>>149860904
It’s an objective fact that women will never orgasm harder than they do during death. Trust me.

>>149857002
>https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Kratos
Since no arguments have been made as to why this is wrong I'm just going to continue taking it as fact.

>>149860925
Ben...

>>149860901
>the world got flooded
Proof for this? Only Greece got flooded.

>>149860923
Greedy. Satsuki is more than enough for me.

>>149860953

>>149860953

>>149860953

>>149860951
Low complex multiversal bear…

Kratos? Scrooge McDuck victim

>>149856185 (OP)
Kratos? Lucifer victim

>>149860923
I know, Ragyo.

>>149861031
>VivzieShart

>>149861420
More like Vivziepoop

>>149856185 (OP)
Percy is for Harry. Sorry, Speedy.

I'm sorry

>>149860956
Janny TAUGHT that thread...

KINGnny was TEACHING /dbg/…

pity win janny

>>149861773
Super saiyan Bardock is trillions of times faster than ssj4 Goku btw.

I will NOT be a better man.

Stones crumble
Towers fall

Anger roars and the storm roars
Anger at ancient sins
(Ancient sins the sorrow nests)
The sadness nestles the sadness shakes

Gods broken world falls
Good crumbling destiny comes true
Gods broken world falls
Good crumbling destiny comes true

We ignite anger the sky burns

Scholar
Teacher
KING

>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ODIN'S DARK MAGIC! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY ODIN, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME ASURA'S NUGGET BABY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO BECOME BETTER MEN!
>ODIN! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE ASURA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM ASURA!
>ALRIGHT ODIN, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN ASURA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM ASURA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE ATREUS BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! YOU DESERVE A WORTHY NUGGET BABY TITAN!
>WOW ASURA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SUCH AN ACTUAL PLANET BUSTER ASURA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE COOKBOOK OF THE NINE REALMS! BON APPETIT ASURA!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW ATREUS AND FREYA BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE MY WIFE'S SON! HA! HES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD ASURA! THE SISTERS OF FATE COULD NOT HOLD ME BUT YOUR DRY CUM SURE DOES! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME SUB WALL BUSTING WORM I AM ASURA!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP!
>THE STENCH OF CURRY IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE! THIS SMELLS JUST LIKE MY HINDUSTANI FANBASE!
>FART ON ME ASURA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF ASURA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST GOD OF WAR EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!

I hope Godzilla wins purely so the guy who has a meltdown over kaiju kills himself

>>149861933
You must be a BETTER man than to live in hatred

>>149861937
What if I just find it funny?

>>149861941
Joker.....

>>149859396
Almost like Krasura was dogshit and Kyle v Simon wasn't. Weird, right?

>>149861941
Jetstream Sam…

>>149861971
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN opposite day.

KINGtos won

>>149860765
>>149860749
Samebitch.
Being beyond time and space is vague as fuck does not inherently mean anything in a powerscaling sense.
>>149860728
God of war drinking game. Drink Every time someone in this thread tries to scale fraudtos to something that is directly said to be untrue by a dev. So far 7 shots.

new
>>149862045

>>149861971
Gold
>>149861997
Mold

>>149861971
Mold
>>149861997
Gold.

>>149861971
Mold
>>149861997
Mold
>>149862070
Gold
>>149862087
Gold

Godzilla wins again.

>>149862189
True