5 - Wake up
5:15 - Take a shit
5:30 - Get out of bed
5:31 - Beat the shit out of lois. Wash hands in sink. Wash face in toilet.
5:32 - Stretch, Walk to jon's room
5:33 - Rip MASSIVE shart in crack of his door after opening it. Close and lock it from outside. Hopefully he dies
5:34 - Laugh
5:41 - Make breakfast
7:00 - Couldnt make breakfast
7:01 - Beat lois until she makes breakfast
7:02 - Shes making breakfast!, waku waku!
7:10 - Need to shart again
7:11 - On toilet, open instagram
7:12 - Rip a fat shart, Take a picture
7:13 - Send it to bruce and diana
7:14 - Go to kitchen, Deepthroat breakfast then beat lois almost to death for an hour

And THAT'S just my MORNING routine!!!!!!!!!!!!