Thread 149964175

Discuss who wins. Also we need more horror matchups.

KINGnny was TEACHING /dbg/...

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

What happened in the previous thread? Who won?

KKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOSSSSSS

>>149964221
Janny won

you ruined it janny

>>149964221
People started mentioning Archie Trunks vs Time Patrol Silver.

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGNNY

Is it time?

Post KEKtos not jobbing to KINGnny

>>149964175 (OP)
>post the punsiher tanking acid- ack!

>>149964286
BOOM.
PEASANTnny owes his LIFE and PAYCHECK to KINGtos

>>149964315
Goji is so scary he made Strange blashpheme against his gods

Noone else has ever done this

>>149964313
>BOOM [HEADCANON]
KINGnny RULES these threads, PEASANTos would be NOTHING if KINGnny didn't allow /dbg/ to exist

>>149964276
We're on the up and up. Might as well strike while the iron is hot, and stomp Son Gohan

>>149964315
This makes it look like GODzilla is giving him backshots

>>149964331
>>149964315
Also implies it's the same Godzilla from the 70's marvel comics too.

>>149964313
What fucking paycheck? They do it for free.

>>149964338
KINGtos brought 4chan back from the dead (like Jesus) and created /dbg/ and all forms of war and conflict at the dawn of time. It is written in the novels

Godzilla? Mothra? Rodan? Ghidorah? All literally real.

>>149964339
is this image losing resolution over time?

Characters that have knocked Godzilla over:
>Fin Fang Foom
>70's Thor
>70's Hercules
>70's Thing
>Dum Dum Dugan
>Stiltman

Why did no one mentioned that a new MFTL++++ feat for One Piece dropped?

>>149964379
I don't know what you're talking about

>>149964363
FUARK!

>>149964408
Zaaaammmnnn who is she? Delicious DSLs

>>149964408
You joke, but isn't Sanji blocking Kizaru the first actual FTL thing to happen in One Piece?

>>149964428
A straight post? In /dbg/? Buddy I think you're in the wrong thread.

>>149964428
She's a child that made herself look like an adult with her powers. After this arc she only looks like a child.

>>149964408
Fuark... does Luffy scale to her?

>>149964458
zamn Oda kinda sussy

>>149964413
Who even drew this in the first place? Was it Kirkman? It just feels... like for lack of a better term "Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff"esque.

>>149964408
FVARK! She learned from the KING.

>>149964221
was going to mention that Kirby's verse peaks at truck level
anyway Kirby's verse peaks at truck level

>>149964458
Fuark I commited a hal jordan

This is supposedly the strongest version of Hulk ever?

>>149964504
>Humbled by Speedoman
lmao

>>149964480
https://www.deviantart.com/mattcrap/art/the-Invincible-s-new-clothes-70350084
A lot older than I expected it to be

>>149958909
>Stiltman kicked Godzilla in the balls

>>149964276
yes

>>149964536
Oh, I see. Well now I feel like I've insulted some random person.

>>149964536
2007? damn half of /dbg/ wasn't even born yet

>>149964595
All Might, Satoru Gojo and Chainsaw Man vs Godzilla. Now that's where it's at

>>149964408
Ah yes, first appearance Tien speed.

>>149964630
https://www.deviantart.com/mattcrap/art/INVINCIBLE-Animated-37674042
Even farther back!

>>149964649
Fuark... even KINGtos must kneel to Goku with sunglasses

>>149964661
>There's no "probably" about it....
>"The Best Superhero Comic In The Universe."
mattcrap has spoken

>>149964649
the anime made it clear he didn't move at light speed

>>149964595
The Stilt Man he’s talking about:

KINGtos
Doesn't
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!

I'm mindbroken

>>149964643
Godzilla solos them all.

>>149964711
Every KINGtos victim...

>>149964696
I like the other little kratoses walking around in the bg. Maybe that's why Norsetos is shorter than the real Kratos

>>149964712
...on opposite day.

>>149964712
What if All Might hits him with the "OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE SMASH!!!!" ?

>>149964731
....is what I tell myself to cope.
>>149964737
Godzilla simply tanks it and one-shots JOB Might with his Atomic Breath.

>>149964491
Fuark... maybe Ice Level Goku can even SCRATCH Kirby...

>>149964752
...I wrote in my fanfic as I watched Godzilla get GAPED by yet another DETROIT SMASH.

>>149964737
Jobzilla spits up blood and dies, as his large building tier body can't handle the massive amount of Multi-Continental Might's power.

>>149964794
...was All Might's last thoughts before he was atomized by CHADzilla.

>>149964649
Why was this feat being FTL so controversial when they scale Kratos to a quintillion times light speed for just putting his hands in front of his face?

>>149964649
Tien and Goku are so FUARKING FAAAAAST

>>149964808
...he thought, but the sub wall level blast did nothing to All Might who simply ripped GAYshitta's head off.

>>149964794
>>149964802
oh yeah? well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7pz7CqWTMs

>>149964752
What if he hits Godzilla with "TRANSFINITE CARDINALITY SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ?

>dodge magic bullshit that resembles lightning or light
>the name of it has "light" or "lightning" in it
>the narrator says it was as fast as lightning or light
>bumped to massively hypersonic, lightspeed or FTL instantly

>>149964843
>TRANS

Post All Might officially defeating Godzilla.

>>149964833
....the MHAfag coped as Godzilla solos his verse.
>>149964843
Then Ultima kicks in and erases All Might before he can do that.

>>149964851
...zilla dies immediately, hit post too early.

>>149964839
Which Death Battle contestant could drink ALL THIS HOT CHOCOLATE!!?

>>149964870
I CAN'T.

>>149964876
...MHAverse's piles of dirty laundry, that is.

>>149964870
Post anyone in Marvel officially defeating Godzilla

Post Godzilla destroying anything bigger than a large building.

>>149964888
...because FRAUDzilla is too scared to fight the SYMBOL OF PEACE.

>>149964728
…in KINGtos’ mindbroken head.

Japan is Little Boy and Fat Man tier

>>149964888
... because WEAK Might is weaker than Superman and Thor who Godzilla has officially defeated.

Post Godzilla officially defeating KINGtos.

CHADulk will win.

Post Godzilla and Hulk touching butts

>>149964930
>GAS STATIONman
>SUB-GAS STATIONhor
I don't think All Might would lose to a gas station.

>>149964894
>>149964912
>cope
Post anyone in the MHAverse being solar system level. This is Heisei Godzilla btw.
>>149964944
>SHITulk

>many of godzilla's fans on reddit are confirmed to be homophobic and racist
>hulkfans are literal niggers or transwomyn
KWABooty! Another win for the lizard!

>>149964933
I-I-I-I-I can't post anyone in MHA doing this................

Composite Godzilla jobs to Composite Jump Force All Might. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

>>149964933
>>149964981
>>149965008
Please stop...let me cope...

>>149964981
Post Godzilla in any of one of those links even destroying a solar system.

The Symbol of Peace, on the other hand? Transcends dimensions and thought.

>Godzilla was canonically defeated by Captain Celebrity
BOOM!

Composite Jump Force All Might jobs to base SRW Godzilla. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Hulk? Winning bigly.

Sonic NO DIFFS Goku and his entire verse btw

>>149964843
Reminder, the most durable character in MHA (due to size) is smaller than even the SMALLEST Godzillas. Half the size even.

>>149965024
FUUUUARRRK! zillabros we need to cope! get the deadpool writer to make an issue where godzilla is like super cool and everyone makes soijak faces aga-*ACCCKK*

As a writer of All Might vs Godzilla I would have All Might win, because he's the hero and Zilla is a monster. That's just how stories go.

Post All Might destroying a continent.

>>149965047
How does it move? How does it not sink into the earth?

>>149964933
>DEADzilla's dying delusions
>>149964981
>Vs SHARTles's coping delusions
>>149965008
>SHARTzilla defeating SCALES BELOW THE REST OF FICTIONvel fodder which isn't impressive
Why are people pretending this All Might victim is anything other than a jobber lizard pedophile?

>>149964933
>>149964981
>>149965008
FUUUUUARRRK! MHAbros we need to cope! get the deadpool writer to make an issue where deku isn't a cuck and fucks every MHA girl and *ACCCKK*

As a writer of All Might vs Godzilla I would have Godzilla win, because he's cooler and MHA is a jobber verse. That's just how stories go.

>PARROTzilla
Jobzilla jobs to actual Parrots btw

>>149964944
Kek

All Might. Planet. NOW.

>>149965082
>pedophilia out of NOWHERE
Favorite MHA character?

Godzilla....
Is a HERO

>parrotzilla HBOCing with FODDERvel/FODDERC just to beat one little man
Heh.

>>149965062
I can show you Yujiro Hanma stopping a tectonic plate from shifting just using the shockwave from a casual punch.

>>149965026
>Imitation
Might as well make him fight Barney while you're at it. Both are costumed dinosaue after all

>>149965116
Isn't that Godzilla a ghost?

>>149964944
>REDDITulk the BEGGAR

>>149965115
>>out of NOWHERE
Never ask the age of the girl Godzilla went on a date with.

Godzilla is more of a hero than All Might or anyone else in MHA.

>Hulk fight a guy who's weaker than Broly, who's weaker than Doomsday now.
What's next? Hulk vs composite Thing? LMAO

>>149965108
AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149964876
Well what if All Might hits Godzilla with that "OMNIPÓTENT TOONFORCE METAFICTIONAL SUGGSVERSE!!!! SSSSSMAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" ?

The age of consent does not apply to giant lizards

>>149965119
>left a hole in the ground
Pfft, massive ki control anti-feat for Yujiro.

>>149965140
...Godzilla thought as he railed the 13 year old girl who totally wanted to 'go on a date' with him.

>>149965143
This thing?
Or this Thing?
Or do you mean this Thing?

MHA.
Planetary level feat.
NOW.

>>149965159
Composite

>>149965147
Ultima still wins. He controls everything.

>>149965074
Godzilla was created as Earth's defense system

>>149965108
*yawns*
Mineta effortlessly fodderizes everyone in this picture.

>>149964315
Didn't this guy get his hands broken by Hulk

>>149965143
hey man The Thing just took a moon to the face and lived

Sunset found Godzilla squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, Godzilla was shitting brown water. The more he drank the more he shat, but the more he shat, the thirstier he grew, and his thirst sent him crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>>149965119
Tectonic plates are way too deep. All Yujiro would have to do is meet the earthquake's force with a force that cancels it out

>>149965114
>>149965164

>>149965180
So Godzilla's real match is for Arcuied from Fate?

>>149965171
I don't care what kinda power you got!

>>149965108
N-N-N-No, there isn't a single official piece of MHA media that SAVES my verse from even the WEAKEST character in this image, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I'M SUCH A WEAK PATHETIC SISSY BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

>>149965206
ORT would be better

>>149965206
who?

>>149965152
He created a shockwave more powerful than every nuke ever created put together. The hole also isn't that large at all. Looks like the hole is just big enough for his hand. Such a casual punch created such a devastating shockwave is crazy. Also keep in mind Yujiro doesnt have his Demon Back activated.

>>149965201
>All He would have to do is meet the earthquake's force with a force that cancels it out
this in general applies to any shaking feat btw

>>149965229
Yeah but he left a hole in the ground. Pretty shitty ki control of him. My hero Goku would stop that earthquake without leaving a hole.

Post your hero being actually real

>>149965213
Composite Godzilla, why are you lying on the internet...?

>>149965255
MHAbros...

>>149965008
>surviving outer space and the core of planets are noteworthy feats for celestials
I was told these guys were multiversal+ or whatever...

>>149965286
I'd like to see YOU survive space or the core of Uranus

>>149965182
Composite MHA, why are you lying on the internet...?

The equation.
Solve it.

My hero is above platonic concepts
Yours? A BITCH

>>149965255
>extinct
jobs to Pokemon, once again
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilicola_charizard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binburrum_articuno
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocticola_pheromosa

>>149965313
Post equation. I'll solve that bitch right now

>>149964849
>dodge something which is described as being as fast as light and resembles light
>you are now lightspeed
Wow anon you really cracked the case!

>>149965286
Their technology is multiversal+, their biology is that they hatch out of singular planets like eggs
Like a naked human vs a Nuclear Bomb

>>149964901
>when he was 50 meters tall, Godzilla Earth destroyed a 30 kilometers long, 73.42 sextillion kilograms meteor with a single breath
Does this count?

>>149965328
Happy + kek = ?

>>149965342
Yes, obviously

>>149965313
Plot manipulation but never plot discussion.

>>149965328
2+2=?

>>149965309
Sorry, I wanted to pretend I was bored of the very entertaining FODDERzilla to add more gravitas to my post, PARROT. But since I'm a TRUE HONORABLE HERO WHO EFFORTLESSLY FODDERIZES GODZILLA, I'll own up to my singular lie. Which was about being bored, mind you.

>>149965313
I CAN'T BECAUSE EVERYONE IN MY VERSE IS RETARDED! FFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!

S-SHUT UP! STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HERO ACADEMIA! I KNOW WE CAN'T WIN AGAINST ANY STRONG VERSE! I KNOW WE KNEEL TO BLACK CLOVER! I KNOW ALL OUR HAX RESISTANCE IS FRAUDULENT! I KNOW WE CAN'T DEBATE WITHOUT RELYING ON SAMEFAGGING! AND I KNOW THAT WE'RE PROBABLY SMALL BUILDING TIER AT BEST, AT WORST WALL TIER, BASED ON CONSISTENT FEATS!
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF US! WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO! TRYING TO PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG ALL THE TIME IS HARD ENOUGH ALREADY WITHOUT YOU MEANIES MAKING FUN OF US!

>>149965357
>Plot discussion
>In a death battle thread

>>149965330
>taking a common hyperbole literally with no further analysis
powerscaling brainrot

>>149965367
Settle down, lil pup. https://myheroacademia.fandom.com/wiki/Godzillo

>>149965313
>can resolve equations while being chopped for eternity by a hundred-million cutters
Bobobo got this

>>149965342
That's a subfiction meteor since it scales to Godzilla which scales to DC so no.

>>149965373
Every single MHA character...

>>149965375
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Eb_7ZCbuBbc&pp=ygUVaHVsayBob2dhbiBwaG9uZSBjYWxs

>>149965346
>Kratos was the answer this whole time

>>149965402
>that's a [cope cope cope cope] scales to [cope cope cope]

>>149965373
Everyone in MHA...

>>149965378
KEK! They act like this!

Mmm... all of these salty RTHPARROTzilla tears taste so great!

>>149965373
Every single character that exists in MHA, has existed in MHA and will exist in MHA...

>>149965429
FRIENDLY FIRE!

>>149965432
now you're making up posts to be mad about.

>>149965432
Every verse ever...

>>149965441
Yep, MHAfags are pathetic.

I want everyone ITT to know one thing:
You don't have to apologize. All Might forgives you.

Who can beat Yujiro with Booty Warrior scaling?

>>149965373
Kohei Horikoshi...

Wouldn't it be funny if there was a character who jobbed to everything in the setting while saying he was practicing "self-control" the entire time? Then at the finale, he oneshots some giant outerversal++++++ entity with a casual punch before going back to jobbing.

>>149965460
if all might is all mighty, how come he let the wacky world of tex avery exist?

>>149965441
This is Omni Man after throwing TOBA and Ultima into the star that killed Batkek and destroyed Mjolnir btw

>>149965373
Every single MHAfag that thought Deku was having sex with the invisible girl...

>>149965432
MHAbro... please stop violating the lizardfags...

>>149965313
They would have it done by lunch.

>>149965486
Post SCP not being written by retarded teenagers or transsexuals

>>149965373
Every single MHAfag that thought Deku was using one billion percent of his power...

HOLY FUCK DEATH BATTLE GIVE ME FEATS AND SCALING OF EVERY SINGLE VERSION OF ME ACROSS EVERY FORM OF MEDIA POSSIBLE IN ALL REALITIES ACROSS SPACETIME THIS IS THE WEAKEST ANIME CHARACTER I'M UP AGAINST!!!

MOTHMAAAAN! WHERE IS MOTHMAN?!

>>149965493
KING
GOD
HERO

It's time to acknowledge that SCP is kino and the most creative at creating death battle material and you just don't like it because it rapes you.

>>149965493
Kratos:
>Hasn't lost to Godzilla
Thor:
>Lost to Godzilla twice, tied once
Superman:
>Lost to Godzilla once

>>149965373
Every single MHAfag that thought Deku would have a romantic relationship with Ochako that has more depth than a handshake...

>>149965506
Superman...

>>149965521
All three describing Kratos

>>149965528
Another won for KINGtos

>>149965483
>>149965432
now they're replying to themselves. holy shit.

Just got done impregnating my wife with our fourth child. What have I missed?

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK EVEN WITH ALL OF MY ''''''''FEATS''''''''' FROM EVERY VERSION OF ME TO EVER EXIST I STILL CAN'T BEAT THIS RED WHITE AND BLUE CITY BLOCK LEVEL JOBBER! ULTIMA SAVE M- NNNNNOOOOOOOO STOP TAKING SO LONG TO CUT THROUGH BUILDINGS YOU JOBBING NIGGER

Endeavor would job to Godzilla and cry like a bitch btw.

>>149965373
Every single MHAfag that thinks Shiggy telling Mahito "YOU GROW UP!" is an epic comeback...

>>149965432
KINGtos... this ain't about you

OH FUCK, ACID IMMUNITY

>>149965570
MINASISSIES EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!

So like, this is an actual match-up.

Uh, who'd win? Godzilla Ultima's math autism or Bugs' cartoon bullshit?

>RTHzillafag is STILL RTH
Why did MHA mindbreak him so badly?

So uh, why is MHA trying to pick a fight with Godzillafans, despite MHA's creator putting Godzilla in the Hero Academy?
https://myheroacademia.fandom.com/wiki/Godzillo

>Lizardtards getting BTFO by MHAbros
Lel

>Appears
>Causes people to go insane in real life
How does he do it?

>was first mindbroken by SCP-682
>is now mindbroken by My Hero Academia
KWABzillabros...

>>149965590
Hulkeks HBOC

>>149965581
Both nodiff the entire MHA verse with a single blink btw

>>149965603
Are MHAfags so desperate to be relevant they're picking fights with everyone?

>>149965590
Jealousy over GODzilla being more popular and cooler than their series. Plus, they're seething over the fact that they can only fight street level enemies, not mention they get pity wins.

>>149965590
>godzilla isn't even a notable hero
FFUUUUUCKKKKKK WE'RE ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO BE NUMBAH ONE! GERRY DUGGAN STOP WRITING GAY DEADPOOL COMICS AND SAVE MEEEE

>>149965570
HULK WISH HULK HAD THAT! ACID HURT HULK AND XENOMORPHS KILL HULK IN CROSSOVER! AAAARRRGGGH!!!

>I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER (superhuman stamina and durability)
>I'VE SWALLOWED DOWN A THOUSAND YEARS OF ANGER (overqualified to be a Red Lantern)
>THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD IS FALLING ON MY SHOULDERS (planetary to universal lifting strength)
>A PLACE WHERE NO ONE FOLLOWS ME. I WALK ALONE! (utterly fearless)
Who could possibly defeat Batista?

>>149965621
Godzilla was only a hero in like, five of his films and a tv series, out of over 70 years of existing.

>>149965500
I can post retarded transexuals underages into homestuck...

>pity win
but enough about Jobzilla in every media franchise he's ever appeared in after getting destroyed by the Oxygen Destroyer

>>149965630
HULKSISTERS???
EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW

How bad will the melty be if Hulk somehow ends up winning?

Pity win academia lol.

>>149965635
Draxx from Guardians of the Galaxy.

CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PITY WINS!?!?! IT’S NOT FUNNY AND IT WILL NEVER BE FUNNY!! YOU ZILLAFAGS ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT MHA IS BETTER THAN YOUR DOGSHIT MOVIES!!! YOU’RE SO INSECURE ABOUT YOUR WEAK VERSE THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE SHIT UP LIKE DEKU ONLY FIGHTING STREET TIERS WITHOUT ANY PROOF! STAY ON /co/ WITH ALL THE OTHER MOUTHBREATHING RETARDS WHO EAT UP SLOP LIKE MARVEL OR OTHER RETARDED SHIT THAT KAIJUFAGS CONSUME ON A DAILY BASIS!!!!!!!!!

pity win izuku lol

>>149965652
Have you seen how Godzillafags act in this thread? Terrible. Uncreative parrots who can't do anything funny. PERIOD!

Is this some anti-Hulk falseflag? I can never tell with you people.

pity win shigaraki lol

>>149965652
As the resident Godzilla supporter? Eh. Good for Hulk. He actually seemed nerfed in the vs Doomsday Fight and I didn't bother watching the Broly fight because DBZ is retarded. I'll actually even be more impressed if the animation isn't shit. The falseflaggers are gonna have a field day about it it though.

>Hulkfags are now friends with MHAkeks
How sad

These threads have TAUGHT me to be a better man...by engaging in constant dishonest argumentation methods to defend my (weak) verse....

>>149965672
I honestly don't know,

>>149965630
Geez, that acid is pretty weak too, kind of sad for hulk bros...

>>149965695
MHAbro...

>>149965695
Deku, Shiggy and All Mightbro...

>>149965695
Godzillabro...

>>149965691
>that makes GODzilla fans Black Cliver enjoyers
Makes sense

>>149965702
the guy in the monster suit sold that move better than most of the wwe roster wtf.

Hello /dbg/ transwoman here. I'd just like to say that I'm a very big fan of GODzilla. Hope all of you have an amazing day!

>>149965695
GODnicSCHOLAR btw.

DIE HULK!!

>>149965652
Probably a little worse than the melty if Hulk loses, I imagine the first few threads will be Niko assvoid spam

Post Godzilla having a personality.

Hello /dbg/ transwoman here. I'd just like to say that I'm a very big fan of My CHADro Academia. Hope all of you have a plus ultra day!

>>149965742
MHAxister...I thought you hated Godzilla?

as an assigned male at birth, going through bottom surgery, mha and marvel comics helped me dialate and are some of the safest spaces around

SQUAWK! SQUAWK!

>>149965764
Which era you want? Counting cartoons, comics, manga and video games? His biggest show of personality is when he was the 'defacto leader of the Earth monsters' in Destroy All Monsters, and it was blown to him actually being a heroic friend to the people by 1973.

KEK! KEK!

>>149965797
Heh, he said this.

>zillafags can't even win against fucking MHA without having a mass meltdown
these are the guys that are supposed to beat hulk?

GODZILLABROS AREN'T FUCKING PARROTS, OKAY!? WE CAN MAKE FUNNY POSTS TOO! WE CAN POST ABOUT ACID... AND LIGHTNING... AND... UH... BEATING VILTRUMITES... AND WE HAVE A TON OF CROSSOVERS! STOP CALLING US GODZILLACHADS PARROTS!

>MHAfags still can't get over Black Clover after all these years
How did these guys even get a pity win against Miles?

pity win deku

>>149965809
By begging and seething.

>>149965792
Just put the post in the bag.

>>149965764
https://youtu.be/HKJgSMQY2yM

pity win shoto

So who pissed off the MHAbabies?

pity win all mi- oh wait

Well DB has established that Deku gapes all of Marvel’s mid tier characters since he beat Spiderman.

>>149965831
GODzilla and his CHADDY fans.

>>149965831
I can't tell if it's just an angry anti-Godzilla fag or a falseflagger. He's genuinely making up people to get upset over.

>>149965510
Let's see you get through Dogman first before you fight the guy with flight and precognition

>>149964175 (OP)
What's going on this time?

>>149965853
I've seen Mountain Monsters, Mothman can make people black out by looking at them.

>>149965855
Godzillafags are jobbing

>>149965855
Anti-Kaijufag meltdown.

>>149965855
MHAfags are jobbing as usual.

>Godzillafags pretending it's an anti-kaijufag
We LOVE Gamora here. We HATE Godzilla here.

Can Hulk or Zilla survive getting dusted by Shigaraki?

>>149965897
The green woman from Marvel's Gaurdians of the Galaxy?

Godzilla is my sleep paralysis demon

>>149965904
Yes.

>>149965904
Nope!

>>149965906
yes

>>149965897
>Gamora

All right, all of you settle down and stop bullying MHA little bros...You've had your fun.

>>149965904
Maybe.

>>149965904
>>149965912
Post Shiggy not getting injured by bullets.

>>149965880
>>149965881
>>149965884
Fuse into a three man hive mind and tell me again

>>149965897
?????

>>149965944
I CAAAAANNNNNN'T!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9NZDM5wAwpw
Godzilla sissies... we're analog horrorfags...

>>149965939
>THE Markus Grayson has spoken

>>149965958
>Implying KINGtos would care about what some jobber has to say

You DO goonscale don't you? What images do you make?

>>149965904
nope

>the anti-kaijufag has gone insane since someone storytimed godzilla destroys the marvel universe
>spergs out and chooses to hide behind mha for some fucking reason

>>149965976
Kill yourself Bleachfaggot.

>>149965897
TRUE CANON STATEMENT
GAMORACHADS, I CAN'T WAIT FOR OUR DB WIN OVER... uh... CATWOMAN!

>>149965904
Not sure about Hulk hax, But Zilla would get raped by Shiggi. Small fast moving target, with a touch he can kill Godzilla by spreading the decay all over it’s body.

>>149965884
My HEROES warped you!

>>149965973
no way that's real

>>149965973
Who the fuck jerks off to Featherine?

>Bleach out of nowhere
mindbroken

>>149965973
Post anyone from Umineko destroying a building.

>>149965973
And we had Z-Tards squealin' and cluckin' just last week asking why everyone is prejudiced against them. Pathetic.

>>149965989
Counter argument:
https://youtu.be/GQvu5XbeU20?si=jFzYhaDY7gd8aWYT&t=149

>>149966010
Kill yourself Bleachfaggot.

>>149965989
>>149965904
Godzilla should be able to tank it. Ghidorah's beams apparently due something similar, and even Showa Godzilla could survive those.

>>149965973
Post anyone who isn't Zeno from Dragon Ball destroying a multiverse.

>>149965992
Nobody cares about MHA, so please stop the shilling.

>>149966029
Post a single verse in fiction with FTL characters that passes this test.

>>149965992
Everybody cares about MHA, so please continue the sharing.

>>149966043
I-I think the girls are hot...

>>149966043
>MOLDzilla out of NOWHERE
>>149966051
>GOLDHA out of SOMEWHERE

>>149966046
Me

>>149966061
Literally the only good thing that came from that series.

>>149965958
Markus is the name of Mark and Anissa's rape baby

>>149966043
>MOLDcademia out of NOWHERE
>>149966051
>GOLDzilla out of SOMEWHERE

>>149965983
It's truly sad and pathetic.

>>149966046
No verse can pass it becaus FTL speed is retarded and impossible to even visualize much less achieve. And let’s not even talk about the cataclysmic consequences of any object reaching those speeds.

>>149966029
>list of things that don't apply to Bleach

>>149966081
>he's not just a pedophile, he's a STINKY pedophile
He just stoops farther and farther.

>>149966017
Everyone in Umineko are just normal humans

>>149966061
Halbro...

>>149966061
The boys, too

My dad (prime) vs your dad (prime)
Who wins?

>>149966084
>PARROTzilla thinks MHA came out of nowhere in a post that mentions MHA
Stupid PARROT! It's so funny to see how it can only PARROT without understanding the meaning behind the words it said!

>>149966103
Kratosbros... stop

>>149966091
so have they broken the sound barrier or shown the impact of INFINITE ENERGY from their MFTL movement or...

>>149966112
My dad has infinite speed, since he ran away and never came back. I have no idea what are his other stats

I guess Mahito would solo the Bleach verse since he can control souls.

>>149966120
Kek.

>>149966124
no they're just slow lol

>Bleach
>MHA
The laughingstocks of powerscaling and /dbg/.

>every verse has their FTL speed downplayed
>now Yhwach can't be perceptionblitzted and solos fiction
YOU FOOLS, THE BLEACHFAGS HAVE PLAYED YOU LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!

>>149966151
Did somebody say melt...?

Tell me, without crying, why MHA is bad but Big Two comic books are good.

Post Yhwach beating omnipotent beings.

>>149966174
Because nobody actually cares about MHA aside from the porn.

>>149966159
I’ve searched Yhwach vs Darkseid out of curiosity. Does Darkseid really stomp him?

>>149966162
The QUEEN of acid hax.
The LADY of Viltrumitebusting.
The FODDERIZER of SCPs.
The GUILLOTINE of KINGtos.
The MICROWAVE of Hulk.
I kneel.

HERO TOO!

I AM A HERO TOOOOOO!

MY HEART IS SET AND I WON'T BACK DOWN!

Tell me, without crying, why MHA has to brag about being better than capeslop but can't step to other shonen verses even if they're no better than average like JJK.

>>149964315
>Character does something
>Godzilla says nuh huh
>Character does face and says how strong and awesome godzilla is
The glazing is getting out of hand, but I guess that's what happens when you allow a deadpool writer to do this

>>149966180
I... CAN'T!!!
But for Asura... I... CAN!!!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rhGyT1aOCO8

>>149966251
>Asura solos Bleach
Based.

>>149966174
Because MHA is modeled after the worst slop of Big two
>useless cuck protagonist gets power out of pity over actually deserving candidate
>proceeds to be retarded with it
>worships his bully
>evil villain who killed thousands? HE NEEDED TO BE SAVED
>his friendships proven to be superficial as all his "buds" immediately forgot him the moment MC lost his powers
>obscure spin-off MC is better protagonist and more fun to read about

Post powerscalers actually knowing how to use physics to powerscale things

>>149966273
See the Kratos DB

>>149966273
I only have misinterpretations of cardinality, does that count?

>>149966289
Kratos...

>>149966251
FUAAAARK! Finally a character who can challenge Dinosaurus and Thragg from Invincible...

>>149966273
FORCE 7.5 TRILLION TNT
200 000 000x FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT
HE SHOOK THE DIMENSION WHICH WE CALCED TO BE BIGGET THAN OURS BY 12,5%!!!

>>149966289
Vs Battles Wiki...

>>149966251
Yep, Asura solos Yhwach.

>KEKsura
Kratos victim

How can a laser be light speed when I can see it flying with a travel speed of a bullet?
Why do they assume it’s fast, when it’s clearly not?

>KINGtos
Sonic victim

>SHITnic
Mario victim

>KEKtos
Bear victim.

ENTER

>>149964643
Your team would get one shot by any pseudo legendary pokemon.

>>149965373
All of cape comics, cartoons, and western media...

>>149965973
I know one of you faggots admitted to doing this, but I can't shake the feeling more of you spam aislop.

Yamamoto is too strong for all of his match ups.

>>149966421
Asura solos.

Gohan is too strong for all of his match ups.

KINGtos is too strong for all his match ups.

KINGtos is too strong for all of his matchups.

KINGtos is too strong

>>149966421
Are there any cool overpowered old men in western media?

>>149966463
Does Odin count?

Yep, another GODzilla W.

>be me
>KINGtos
>leaving my local Whole Foods with plant-based milk
>suddenly hear a cry for help
>the local orphanage is burning down
>"THIS IS A JOB FOR KINGTOS!"
>push my way through the crowd, dropping my vegan milk
>run into the burning building
>see a firefighter trying to lift a piece of wood off of a crying little girl
>he's crying in anger that he's not strong enough to do it
>I know what I must do
>"CONSECUTIVE KINGTOS PUNCHING ATTACK!"
>explode the firefighter into a fine red mist
>"YOU ARE A MONSTER NO LONGER."
>look the terrified little girl in her eyes and drop her some estrogen blockers and testosterone
>"YOU MUST BE A BETTER MAN!"
>do a 360 degree turn and walk away
Just another day in the life of KINGtos.

KEKtos is too WEAK for all of his match ups.

>>149964849
I like how you described a completely normal way to scale someone based on an explicity lights peed object and you're still mad

>>149966463
Kratos

>>149966124
>so have they broken the sound barrier
yes but as a side effect. Shinigami, for example, gather reishi around to fly and move and interact with the reishi of the Air and thus no shockwaves are generated (also considering how many times characters get behind the opponent, you just have to assume they know how not to give away their movement which obviously includes generating shockwaves)
dummies like Ichigo do cause shockwaves.

Bleach? One of the weakest fictional verses in all of reality.

Kratos vs. KINGtos, who wins?

>>149966491
>>look the terrified little girl in her eyes and drop her some estrogen blockers and testosterone
>>"YOU MUST BE A BETTER MAN!"
fucking kek

Post Kratos destroying.

Kratos

>>149966196
Yhwach bullshits a sound hax, gg.

KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

>>149966251
FUARK, IT’S CANON!

You guys ruined Kratos for me.

>>149965008
I feel like Godzilla is really hard to draw in a way that he is moving around but still looks on model. He's bizarrely limited to mostly film or cgi in a way.

Satsuki-sama

>>149966120
>posts thing that no bleach fans thinks
man, your strawman sucks
>>149966159
>can't be perceptionblitzted
Yhwach saw Ichigo's grow before facing Yamamoto for the first time without the use of his Almighty. You need to be Soul King tier to not be perceived by him

KRATOS
KINGTOS
KRATOS
KINGTOS
KRATOS
KINGTOS
KRATOS
KINGTOS

KRA-TOS!
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
TOS!
KRATOS!
KINGTOS!

K R A T O S
R
A
T
O
S

KRAAAAAAAAAAATTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!

>>149966491
K, B, C

>>149966498
second time:
>magic does not follow real life physics unless proven otherwise
>naming something "light" or "lightning" doesn't grant it the aspect of either one
>common hyperbole in fiction
>no further analysis done, instantly assuming all of these equate to it having the same speed as light or lightning
powerscaling brainrot moment

>>149966482
... in an alternate universe where he wasn't fighting the Hulk

>>149966530
Is this he bleachfag version of the ki control cope lmfao

>mario
Megaman victim

Jesus Christ, how have you all devolved into such a tornado of screeching. Or is it just one dude?

>>149966598
What about her?

>>149966360
why stopping at that?
you see things because of light therefore you cannot see light before it reaches you. you cannot see light coming (unless you use other other stuff for your perception but again that other stuff must act ftl.)

>>149966657
We're shitposting and killing time until Hulk finally kills Godzilla and we have something new to talk about.

>>149965988
Gamora is the deadliest woman in the galaxy, meaning she scales higher than Phoenix, Scarlet Witch, Captain Marvel, Storm and everyone else.

>>149966672
>We're shitposting eternally because Godzilla demolishes Hulk
No...

>>149966594
>HNGH YESSS SPAWN YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO WILD TOMFOOLER E. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SPAWN I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

>SPAWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A NECROPLASM CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SPAWN THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT NECROPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER DOOM SLAYER AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>SPAWN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST-SPAWNED-FROM-THE-DARKEST-BLACK SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-WALL BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!! YOU ARE A BVLL NO LONGER!

>BY THE GOOOOOODS, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!

>>149966657
We're shitposting and killing time until Godzilla finally kills Hulk and we have something new to talk about.

Just give me a KINGtos
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second, we're not BETTER, just MEN
And we can learn to love again
It's in the stars
It's been written in the KING on our TOES
We're not BETTER, just MEN
And we can learn to love again

>>149966594
C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Asura, Simon and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY ARES!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT ZEUS’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I AM AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ODIN'S DARK MAGIC! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY ODIN, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME ASURA'S NUGGET BABY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO BECOME BETTER MEN!
>ODIN! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE ASURA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM ASURA!
>ALRIGHT ODIN, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN ASURA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM ASURA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE ATREUS BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! YOU DESERVE A WORTHY NUGGET BABY TITAN!
>WOW ASURA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SUCH AN ACTUAL PLANET BUSTER ASURA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE COOKBOOK OF THE NINE REALMS! BON APPETIT ASURA!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW ATREUS AND FREYA BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE MY WIFE'S SON! HA! HES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD ASURA! THE SISTERS OF FATE COULD NOT HOLD ME BUT YOUR DRY CUM SURE DOES! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME SUB WALL BUSTING WORM I AM ASURA!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP!
>THE STENCH OF CURRY IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE! THIS SMELLS JUST LIKE MY HINDUSTANI FANBASE!
>FART ON ME ASURA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF ASURA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST GOD OF WAR EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!

>>149966636
anon, Yhwach literally controlled all the reishi in the atmosphere of the Royal Palace thus nullifying their ability to fly and slowing their movement. that's exactly how the verse works

Who should Doomsday fight next?

Kratos!

Do anons just have their cuck and homosexual fanfictions saved somewhere?

>>149966718
Broly or Godzilla after Hulk gets his 0-3.

>Reiði!!!!!
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY ORCHESTRAL CHOIR MUSIC WITH GENERIC WOMAN SINGING FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET GAME OVER AND SOLID STATE INVINCIBLE THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 30 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN BECOMES A KEK IN GERMANY SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW POINTLESS NOISE IS COOL!!! FUNNY MEME MAN UNDERWATER IN A SUIT EPIC!!!! MAYHEM, SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON WEARS MY NIGGER HOODIE EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE THIS MUSIC RICK ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM 2025 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!

>HELL'S ANGELS
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE ACTUALLY MELODICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE ASURA??????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO MELODICAL UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE INSTRUMENTAL MELODIES LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH

>>149966663
I love her and she should avenge her little sis

>>149966718
I'm not sure a Superman killer has any match ups that aren't a stomp like vs Hulk. He needs to face another hax user, not just a punching bag.

>>149966722
>he doesn't have a slander folder saved
ngmi

>>149966750
>>he doesn't have a slander folder saved
>ngmi
lmao. based

>>149966718
SCP 682 will fraudcheck him.

>>149966718
If this were a girl vs girl fight Ben would've died from ejaculating so hard his heart stops

"Hold this open, will ya?" said Patrick as he ripped off Spongebob's erect penis and used it to jam KINGTOS's hole open. It immediately grew back but smaller and wetter.

"Hmm... there's a lot of SHIT in here," said Patrick. "How much fiber is in Krabby Patties anyway?"

"YE WOULDN'T BELIEVE," said Krabs, as a gigantic turd stretched his red asshole until it tore.

"I NEED AN ENEMA," said Patrick. "OH WAIT WE'RE UNDERWATER." Patrick nibbled gently at the tip of Krabs' eyestalk as he released it from his mouth. He wiped eye fluid from the corner of his mouth and put KINGTOS's zippered lips to his own.

"ON THE COUNT OF THREE" said Patrick. "ONE… TWO… OH FUCK IT HNRRRRRRGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!"

Patrick blew KINGTOS like a trumpet. All of his limbs went rigid and his GOOOOOOODSjuice spilled out from the dick hole in his suit. The immense force started to blow crusty chunks of shit out of KINGTOS's ass.

"I must keep the Krusty Krab clean!" yelled Spoogebob as he rushed over and opened his mouth. Spongebob recognized bits of the Krabby Patty formula in his mouth as Kratos's acrid shit coated his tongue and teeth.

"SWALLOW, YE LANDLUBBER," said Krabs, poking his dick at Spongebob's lips.

"HMRGGRGHRGUHF," said Spongebob, shaking his head. He wanted to savor it, but Krabs had other plans.

Krabs got up on his desk and flexed. "GET READY" he yelled as he jumped down on Spongebob with a stone cold stunner. Blood, semen and shit sprayed powerfully from every one of Spongebob's holes. The force of the explosion tore both of his legs off. The assorted fluids and solids coated the walls of Krabs' office.

"YE GOT THAT SHIT ALL OVER ME FIRST DOLLAR," screeched Krabs. "AND YOU KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO CLEAN IT!"

Kingtos got up. "TIME TO BREAK THE CYCLE! BE BETTER MEN!"

>W-what the FUCK did you just say, Asura?! You DIDN’T kill your family? How are you supposed to become the BETTER MAN then? You were supposed to murder EVERYONE and plunge Shinkoku Trastrium into chaos as well as the rest of the world (with your Destructor form)! I did the same with Greece and look at how great I turned out! GODS, you make me SO mad, I need to TEACH you NOW with my WALL-LEVEL fists. Come here!
>*punches Asura’s face with full power*
>AAAAAAEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII y-you just exploded my arm into red mist with your head! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! I AM THE BETTER MAN, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TAUGHT! W-wait, why is your hand glowing? Please forgive me! I promise I won’t bother you anymore! I was just joking about killing my wife, daughter and all of Greece! Please believe m-AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

>>149966668
that is precisely why we have a sixth sense, you contemptible fool

Mountain? Surely you jest, I am not strong enough to destroy something that big

Don't you faggots have other places to post this disgusting shit?
Oh wait
Other places actually have moderation so this is the only place you can get away with being autistic

>>149966781
I have complete faith in you, Superman

>>149966783
Asurafags are degenerates.

AsuraJEETS still SEETHING

>>149966776
sixth sense? BANNED

>>149966781
With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!

KEEEEK KEEEEEEEEEKKK YES YES POST MORE THIS IS SO FUNNY. POO POO PEE PEE SHIT ASS ASS GAY SEX YEEESS

>>149966815
this but unironically

>>149966815
Gokubro...

Someone post the cuck parodies of the DB songs this season please
Particularly the Spawn vs Ghost Rider and Simon vs Kyle ones

>Asurafags are degenerates
>AsuraJEETS still SEETHING

>>149966764
kek, is this the same guy that drew superman ahegao?

>149966764
Okay, even I think that's going too far.

>>149966819
Gokubro...

"HMM??" Kratos shuddered, he knew something was amiss, as he turned back he saw the worst case scenario, a huge rock, tumbling towards him, no amount of statements and lore could stop this one.

"ATREUS, FUCKING MOOOOOOOOVEE" Kratos screeched at his wife's son, despite Atreus not being directly under the impact zone he knew even the resulting gust of wind could fatally injure the half-giant-half-god-full-weakling.

"*huff* *huff* *huff* If only I had the Boots of Hermes..." he pondered while running at subsonic speeds only to immediately correct himself "No! This rock is slightly bigger than the one that felled Hermes, it'd be pointless!"

"urgh!" Kratos felt the small fragments pierce his skin, he stumbled, his mind was racing, before the titanic boulder could finish its fall Kratos had an epiphany..."How can I be multiversal if Cory said this world is only a single universe?"

BOOM! CRASH! POW! The Ghost of Sparta had been killed once again by stone, however Valhalla wouldn't accept such a pathetic death thus Kratos would remain inside Helheim until his eventual escape, the spartan's sudden death remained hidden to protect the ego of the characters involved.

>Wiz and Boomstick got into bed.
>They exchanged uneasy glances.
>"Wiz... it's so sad what happened to Swan. I don't know how someone could possibly SHIT in his mouth so hard that his head exploded..."
>"Me either, Boomstick. Let's just go to bed."
>The two lovers turned their lights out and closed their eyes.
>And KINGtos watched from their window.

>>149965652
From the anti-godzillafag and assorted falseflaggers? Pretty awful. Actual Godzillafags won't care and this shit will probably be mostly ignored by /m/ or taken as yet more proof about how cancerous /co/ is.

Kratos...

Can we please stop talking about shit and poo?

Everything in this thread is canon.

Kratos farting, shitting and pooping all over the ground....

>>149966884
Not until the anti-kaijufag goes to bed, so that's not happening for another 10 - 15 hours.

>>149966827
Screaming out from my chastity belt…
A wreath of Miles’ cum surround myself...
This cucking so kindly reminds me…
I’ll always be on the edge of relevancy…
FUCK MY WIFE YEAH GO CUM INSIDE
IF YOU’RE IN HER WOMB IT’S MILES’ COCK YOU WILL FIND
STARE INTO HER HOLE, LET THE LUST TAKE CONTROL
IF MY COCK’S GROWN TOO SOFT IT’S BEST I PREPARED TO DIE
AIIIIIEEEEEE AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE AAAAIIIEEEEE
MILES AND KAACHAN TWO SIDES OF THE SAME THING
MY WIFE NEEDS BOTH THEIR COCKS TO MAKE HER CUM
EVER SINCE MILES FUCKED HER SHE WAS NEVER THE SAME
SHE CRAVES COCK OF THE DARKEST BLACK

>”What did you JUST SAY?! You… CHAINED UP AN INNOCENT WOMAN to a gate and let her get GORED to PIECES?! YOU MONSTER, I’LL KILL YOU!”
>*cue yelling*
>”KRAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!”
>10 seconds later
>”WHERE ARE- oh…”
>Asura stares at the bloodied and charred corpse of Kratos. He grunts in disgust and walks away.
>”Some better man you were.”

FUTANARI QUEENTOS SHITTING IN MY MOUTH!

>I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO
>AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU!

>>149966877
lol. one may even say lmao

>non stop seethe about the crossover comic
Today is a good day

>>149966914
Who's his Death Battle matchup?

>>149966931
a monkey

>>149966827
>>149966904
>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,
>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,
>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…

>WE SHINE A LIGHT, AS PAJEETS COPE!
>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!

>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,
>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,
>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!

>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS MITHRA ROPES!
>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!

>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,
>Illuminated by the fire on me…
>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,
>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!

>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,
>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,
>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!

>Wife… in… labor…
>Asura… and Yasha… raped… her…

>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*

>In brightest day, as Mithra ropes…
>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…
>We shine a light, as pajeets cope…
>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!

>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!
>ASUUURA AND YAAASHA RAAAPED HEEER!!!

>>149966931
This guy

I've always been good at knowing my street tier limit
Keep finding new tranny holes to fit in
Have faith in Deku to give mutie babies to myself....

Give me herald scaling to rise to, I'll face it
And every shred of antifeats, I'll erase it
Have faith in the Swank that gives FTL to yourself...

I CANNOT DEFEAT THE WEAKEST VERSE OF /a/
NO MATTER...HOW MUCH MY SHILLS PRAY

Masters of building tier, every time
Please give me my scaling, stars align
With the palm of my hand...Marvel heralds actually laugh at my blasts...

Give me sub city scaling to rise to, can't even make it
And every shred of not even supersonic, can't erase it
where there is comicfags, there is COOOOPE

IN EVERY PANEL MY FEATS ARE FAKE
NO MOUNTAIN OR PLANET CAN I BREAK

Been buried deep inside made up feats so incandescently
Illuminated by the heralds 'beneath' me
Making these wall feats better than I can concieve
I'm not even higher than Tier 7-B!

MASSIVE QUIRK DNA CUM LOADS IN MY MIND
GOING RIGHT FOR PENI'S INSIDES
FROM THE EDGING IN MY KEK CHAIR I'M IN
RIO AND DEKU'S NEW BABY COMING INTO THE LIIIIIGHT

One for All owns me...
Spider-Man I'll never be...

MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE OF ALL TIME!
ONLY WITH DC WE DRAW A TIE!
MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE.....OF ALL TIME!
WE'RE ALL SUB BUILDING MHA VICTIMS ALRIGHT!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while Peni's BVLLS DEKV and CHADgaraki clash BIG QUARK COCKs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BQC holy FUARK!!!*

In every panel my feats are fake...
No mountain or planet can I break...
I cannot defeat the weakest verse of /a/...
NO MATTER...HOW HARD MY SHILLS...DO.....PRAY!!!!!!!!!!

ONE FOR ALL OWNS ME!!!!!!!!!
SPIDER-MAN I'LL NEVER BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Born to serve fries, but that's just fine
>Got a mind aligned and beef to grind
>Miles' cock is so high, but that's alright
>Got my sights set on disappointing
>ALL MIGHT - a burger flipper serving society
>FIGHT - Ochako cheating in front of me
>I - know how big of a cuck I am to have
>A COAL BURNING WIFE
>They say if you're quirkless, then you're >worthless, well just look at me now
>Flipping burgers, fighting street tiers, but I swear I'm actually strong
>You're on the short list of the people I call out to fuck my wife with a smile
>Watch her go the distance, yeah, she's cumming over Miles

>>149966924
so that's why

>Shitposter, now back to his normal state, looks at /dbg/ in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading /dbg/'s mind and analyzing his movements, something /dbg/ had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Shitposter discovered /dbg/'s biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.

>With a smirk, Shitposter steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising /dbg/. "You're the better fighter." /dbg/ is flattered, his pride swelling at Shitposter's praise.

>Shitposter drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.

>/dbg/ chuckles, "Of course, kid." He takes a pen and signs his name for Shitposter.

>Shitposter takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... /dbs/."

>/dbg/ corrects him with a laugh, "It’s /dbg/."

>Suddenly, /dbg/ instantly reverts back into his powerless child form of little /co/. Before he can react properly, Shitposter punches his arm clean through /co/'s torso, the force of the blow lifting him off the ground. He opens his hand, firing a fart blast that tears through /co/'s body, obliterating him completely.

>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of ashes.

>Shitposter stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of /dbg/. "You did just as good as KINGtos in Asura vs Kratos," Shitposter says, a touch of respect in his voice.

>>149966904
Deku beat SpiderKEK tho

Just say the word...

>>149967011
>Just say the word...
Futa?

>>149967011
KINGnny...

Who should Black Clover fight next so we can make them a KING of the general since they'll be relevant?

>>149967011
GODnny… spare us…

>>149967028
Meliodas

>>149967011
The word is ASS-VOID btw. Thread's over.

>>149967011
Presented without comment

This hercules? the same one that burned out Hulk's regen btw

>/dbg/, now back to his normal state, looks at Shitposter in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading Shitposter's mind and analyzing his movements, something Shitposter had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, /dbg/ discovered Shitposter's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.

>With a smirk, /dbg/ steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Shitposter. "You're the better fighter." Shitposter is flattered, his pride swelling at /dbg/'s praise.

>/dbg/ drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.

>Shitposter chuckles, "Of course, kid." He takes a pen and signs his name for /dbg/.

>/dbg/ takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Shipboaster."

>Shitposter corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Shitposter."

>Suddenly, Shitposter instantly reverts back into a seething male to female trans Wojak resembling Asura. Before he can react properly, /dbg/ punches his 9 million universes lowballed arm clean through Shitposter's torso, the force of the blow lifting him off the ground. He opens his hand, firing a KINGtos copypasta that tears through Shitposter's body, obliterating him completely.

>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of ashes.

>/dbg/ stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Shitposter "/dbg/ has TAUGHT you..." /dbg/ says, a touch of respect in his SCHOLARLY voice.

>>149966991
Canon GOLD!
>>149967103
Fanon mold…

>>149967103
Canon GOLD!
>>149966991
Fanon mold...

>>149965313
It is 1337 8===D 80085

What's the point of measuring stats when the fight still plays out as if their stats were equal every single time?

>>149967153
Shut the fuck up Alex YIIK before you get a DB match where you're massively lowballed and fodderized by Omori.

What if I'm the monster?
What if I'm in the wrong?

>>149967153
It's YIIKing time!

>>149967171
Kratos...

Congratulations, you got me.

>>149967171
PSYCHOtos…

>>149967153
Kratos took literally no damage from any of Asura's attacks
Omni-Man was noticeably stronger than Bardock and SSJ Bardock blitzed Omni-Man
Mitsuru took no damage from anything Weiss did

>>149966891
ESPECIALLY Sonic NO DIFFING Goku and his entire verse.

I am honestly impressed.

>>149967198
>Kratos took literally no damage from any of Asura's attacks
Not consistent with the games.
>Omni-Man was noticeably stronger than Bardock and SSJ Bardock blitzed Omni-Man
Omniman was gorrilion times stronger yet he didn't gore Bardock with a punch. Bardock was gorrilio times faster yet he got hit.

>>149967171
I'm not a monster
I'm the Devil

Not impressed.

>>149967124
>>149967139
this is all mold, all of it

>>149967198
>Kratos took literally no damage from any of Asura's attacks
DA is honestly really shit at making fights not look completely one-sided. Jesus, no blood from Kratos and not even orange blood from Asura. It’s boring watching the same shit with Asura cycling through forms with each doing basically nothing as Kratos just stands there like brick wall.

>>149967228
Omni-Man was just playing with his food.

>spammed cuckpastas
What set off the retarded bleachjeet this time?

Schizo General.
it's all downhill from here

>>149967247
Greek Kratos would have made the fight animation way better.

>>149967247
I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.

I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

GODzillaCHADS won btw.

>>149967196
He would NEVER do this, at least not anymore. In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.

Maybe GODnny was right. He deserves a raise. Double his salary asap

>>149966750
What's the point? I see a block of greentext and know it's nothing but mental illness and don't read; immediately flag.

>>149967275
didn't Kratos kill Shao Kahn and some of the good guys in his ending?

>>149967261
please, understand. they need to shill new shit
asura lost because he was from an old game. that's basically why

>>149967263
Yep!

>>149967279
I'm doubling it, but it's unaffected by my exponential power?!

>>149967283
>MK scaling
imagine taking that retarded shit seriously
i mean, you can but you wouldn't better than coomers

>>149967261
>tfw you will never see Mantra Asura’s jet thruster arms CLASH with the Nemean Cestus
What a waste.

>>149965983
I've been out all day in appointments, and I hate fotm tr/a/nime, kaijufag. However, you are a known falseflagging shitbag.

Feel the power, janny! (Yeah, you don't stop. Yeah, you don't stop.)
Feel the power, janny! (All for free!)
Feel the power, janny! (Yeah, you don't stop. Yeah, you don't stop.)
Feel the power, janny! (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)

>>149967320
I'm sorry anon, but we live in the bad timeline where Kratos's public image is split between the actual Kratos and some pussified cinematic game version of him who runs around claiming to be a better man.

>>149967440
Literally everybody likes Norse Kratos except this site.

>>149967390
wasn't talking about you, because you never showed interest in anime. ain't the kaijufag btw, still waiting for you to leak their discord though

>>149967478
>Literally everybody likes Norse Kratos
I just asked my dog. it made a disgusted face.
fuck you liar

ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!
We...must be....better men. More empathetic, docile role
models whom young men can look up to and learn
positive masculinity from. When strong independent
women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and
neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and
learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We
will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your
mother.
COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO
CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS
DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT
WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE.
BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack"
REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!

>>149967523
KINGtos warped you.

>>149967523
I was flabbergasted when Kratos said this in the GOW Ragnarok novelization that was just released recently.

>>149967401
why did they give the janny the best episode?

>>149967523
Love how they included this in the foreword of the God of War cook book re-release.

>>149967538
>twitter posts with under 1k likes
Ok

CECIL WHERE IS THE NEXT THREAD I NEED YOU TO MAKE THE NEXT THREAD CECIL!

>>149967557
Torrian is really good at making hand to hand choreography.

>>149967600
Cecil teleported the next thread to another board by mistake

>>149967595
>Salesfagging
FUARK Edward from Twilight is one of THE MOST POPULAR characters of ALL TIME..........

>>149967616
Yes. He very obviously was.

>>149967616
Kratos would kill that bitch effortlessly

>>149967616
Give him a matchup.

>>149967633
literally any other Harem character, no?

>>149967633
Any male isekai protagonist.

Stardew Valley has infinity Nikki scaling...
so, any good MUs?

>>149967664
Edward is not the protagonist though. He is part of the bowl

>>149967633
>Vampire pretty boy
>From a novel
*VWOOOOOOOOOOM*

>>149967683
The animation wouldn't even last 10 seconds if he's fighting (getting curbstomped by) D.

>>149966120
As a Bleach fan, galaxy level is a low ball.

>>149967734
... for Naruto who effortlessly obliterates the entire verse.

>>149966120
As a bleach fan, hill level is a low ball.

Yhwach? Wall level.
And he STILL solos your verse.

>>149967609
-8.3 billion dollars

>>149967787
...'s laundry.

>>149967822
the laundry has been done in all futures

New thread?

No, just let me die.

KINGnny will only allow you to make a new thread if you give him a pay raise.

last for godsneedlla

last for chuckulk

Jarvis, create a new thread and make sure I'm in it.

last for KINGTOS

last for BLEACH

I...won.

I... Lost...

>>149967837
The one thing Bleach is good for

Balls.

I... lost again... and again...

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKTOS!

>>149967937
>Hulk is a homo
oh no no no

>>149967961
>>149967961
>>149967961

Kratos lost. Goodbye