"Hold this open, will ya?" said Patrick as he ripped off Spongebob's erect penis and used it to jam KINGTOS's hole open. It immediately grew back but smaller and wetter.
"Hmm... there's a lot of SHIT in here," said Patrick. "How much fiber is in Krabby Patties anyway?"
"YE WOULDN'T BELIEVE," said Krabs, as a gigantic turd stretched his red asshole until it tore.
"I NEED AN ENEMA," said Patrick. "OH WAIT WE'RE UNDERWATER." Patrick nibbled gently at the tip of Krabs' eyestalk as he released it from his mouth. He wiped eye fluid from the corner of his mouth and put KINGTOS's zippered lips to his own.
"ON THE COUNT OF THREE" said Patrick. "ONE… TWO… OH FUCK IT HNRRRRRRGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!"
Patrick blew KINGTOS like a trumpet. All of his limbs went rigid and his GOOOOOOODSjuice spilled out from the dick hole in his suit. The immense force started to blow crusty chunks of shit out of KINGTOS's ass.
"I must keep the Krusty Krab clean!" yelled Spoogebob as he rushed over and opened his mouth. Spongebob recognized bits of the Krabby Patty formula in his mouth as Kratos's acrid shit coated his tongue and teeth.
"SWALLOW, YE LANDLUBBER," said Krabs, poking his dick at Spongebob's lips.
"HMRGGRGHRGUHF," said Spongebob, shaking his head. He wanted to savor it, but Krabs had other plans.
Krabs got up on his desk and flexed. "GET READY" he yelled as he jumped down on Spongebob with a stone cold stunner. Blood, semen and shit sprayed powerfully from every one of Spongebob's holes. The force of the explosion tore both of his legs off. The assorted fluids and solids coated the walls of Krabs' office.
"YE GOT THAT SHIT ALL OVER ME FIRST DOLLAR," screeched Krabs. "AND YOU KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO CLEAN IT!"
Kingtos got up. "TIME TO BREAK THE CYCLE! BE BETTER MEN!"