GODren WON!!
CHADgon CHAD WON!!
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:35:29 PM
No.148971404
>>148971431
What are the sports team equivalent of Dragon Ball fans, Marvel fans, DC fans, etc?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:35:33 PM
No.148971408
>>148971378 (OP)
Wouldn't Broly make more sense for atrocitus?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:36:34 PM
No.148971431
>>148971404
LA, Philly, Boston, respectively
>which sport
All of them
GODZILLA’S GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:38:41 PM
No.148971473
>>148971495
>>148971543
>>148971455
I speak backwards btw
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:38:54 PM
No.148971482
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:39:35 PM
No.148971495
>>148971636
>>148971473
… and by backwards I mean I meant to say hulk is gonna go 0 - 3
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:40:18 PM
No.148971505
>>148980481
Commonly "multiverses" are ripped off and taken from many worlds theory which is technically 4d construct, this "construct" is more time-based in quantum science bullshit, but in fiction it's just taken as a 3d universe being a cross section of a 4d structure with infinite 3d universes in it, much in the way they are in lovecraft.
Dimensional (R4 to R11) scaling is a comprehensive way to scale quantitative differences in multiverses and their complexity.
To destroy multiverses would logically make you low or high R4, but supes and Goku have barely achieved that. So they would be low R4.
Composite fiction? I found it...beneath me.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:40:22 PM
No.148971508
>>148971497
anon fuck off
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:40:41 PM
No.148971511
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:40:47 PM
No.148971515
>>148971535
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:41:23 PM
No.148971525
>>148971507
Coughing Baby…
If you are not
>a power armor user, have a visibly toughened body orare otherwise covered in non-flexible material CHAD
>a BEAST who will instantly kill anybody facing you without a moments hesitation
You aren't worthy
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:41:35 PM
No.148971532
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:41:42 PM
No.148971535
>>148971515
…’s master CHADren…
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:41:43 PM
No.148971536
>>148971378 (OP)
Jiren vs some ugly lobster noe one gives a shit about
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:42:12 PM
No.148971543
>>148971642
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:42:21 PM
No.148971546
>>148971556
>>148972585
>>148971386
Who is J fighting? Silver Surfer could probably make Jiren entertained for a while. Maybe Gladiator? Its really hard to choose because they all just get cake walked and folded like lawn chairs by J. Like maybe Galactus could make Jiren take his shirt off if he catches J off guard?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:42:27 PM
No.148971547
>>148971527
fuck off nobody cares about your fotm waifu
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:42:59 PM
No.148971556
>>148971546
BALD NIGGAS!!
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:43:05 PM
No.148971558
>>148971625
>>148971527
What about characters that regenerate?
>>148971507
Kratos...
>>148971527
Loses to cock btw
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:43:39 PM
No.148971573
>>148971378 (OP)
Atrocitus vs some bald grayy lmao no one gives a fuck about.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:44:02 PM
No.148971579
>>148971600
>>148971608
Composite Jew vs Composite Muslim when?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:44:28 PM
No.148971588
>>148971561
Every woman in fiction loses to the cock tho.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:44:39 PM
No.148971591
>>148971561
I mean superman also loses to cock so what's your point?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:44:59 PM
No.148971597
>homosexual fantasies
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:45:05 PM
No.148971600
>>148971616
>>148971579
CHADsus ONESHOTS JOBhammad.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:45:25 PM
No.148971608
>>148971579
Composite Jew has always won this
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:45:52 PM
No.148971613
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:46:01 PM
No.148971616
>>148971655
>>148971600
>Jews
>Jesus
anon…
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:46:30 PM
No.148971625
>>148971558
Oh yeah them too
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:46:30 PM
No.148971626
>>148971656
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:46:32 PM
No.148971627
>>148972099
>>148980262
>>148971378 (OP)
>characterrants and reddit mock the idea of multiversal Kratos
>only literal retards on vsbw other powerscaling forums believe he's multiversal
>not even GOW writers think Kratos can destroy a mountain
>NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Kratos can destroy a planet
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?
>>148971455
>>148971495
>STRONGER than Godzilla
>FASTER than Godzilla
>SMARTER than Godzilla
>UNKILLABLE by Godzilla
What’s the argument against this?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:47:22 PM
No.148971642
>>148971543
Just looking at this I doubt she is as strong as Death Battle think she is.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:47:45 PM
No.148971651
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:47:59 PM
No.148971655
>>148971616
He is one by ethnicity.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:48:03 PM
No.148971656
>>148971626
Toyble just has no idea how anatomy works. Its kinda impressive he fills upwards. He must suck a mean cock.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:48:13 PM
No.148971661
>>148971636
can't make pancakes
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:48:21 PM
No.148971662
>>148971691
WHERES UBEL?
WHERE IS SHE?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:48:30 PM
No.148971667
>[generic run of the mill dragon ball character] versus [generic flying brick from comics]
How many more times are you going to do the same dimeless matchup
Do something actually fun like Pilaf and Mai vs Jesse and James from Pokemon or something
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:48:35 PM
No.148971671
>>148971507
Superman and Batchad...
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:49:20 PM
No.148971687
>>148971755
>>148971636
… and by Godzilla I mean Godzilla’s distant cousin Zilla from the 1998 movie.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:49:25 PM
No.148971691
>>148971702
>>148971916
>>148971662
overkill, Immortal solos her entire verse
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:50:11 PM
No.148971702
>>148971716
>>148971766
>>148971691
...'s laundry.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:50:27 PM
No.148971705
>>148971507
Simon the Digger…
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:50:33 PM
No.148971707
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:50:40 PM
No.148971709
>>148971766
Post immortal destroying an island
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:51:00 PM
No.148971716
>>148971917
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:51:49 PM
No.148971726
>>148972022
>>148974244
Generally what is Hulk's counter to Godzilla Ultima doing this?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:52:12 PM
No.148971733
>>148971756
>>148971704
Madoka’s personal footstool.
>>148971527
>new "limitless" fraud of the month anime character
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:53:29 PM
No.148971755
>>148971687
Post Godzilla or his cousin blowing up a universe with a punch
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:53:31 PM
No.148971756
>>148971770
>>148971733
...has not been posted in this thread.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:54:11 PM
No.148971766
>>148971790
>>148971702
>>148971709
>far slower the Immortal
>have 0 counters to this
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:54:18 PM
No.148971768
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:54:23 PM
No.148971770
>>148971756
… but her personal laundry folder Knull has already been posted.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:54:40 PM
No.148971775
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:54:42 PM
No.148971777
>>148971911
Madoka gets gaped by the god emporer
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:54:57 PM
No.148971783
>>148971753
Why is Aladdin there
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:55:17 PM
No.148971789
>>148971636
Idk Godzilla Ultima is p strong.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:55:18 PM
No.148971790
>>148971766
I don't see an island?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:56:45 PM
No.148971814
>>148971851
People are trying to control the narrative against Tom. I don't feel too well, Tombros.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:57:00 PM
No.148971821
>SHIT Emperor
Fodderized by Sailor Moon.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:58:31 PM
No.148971851
>>148971814
I mean Tom has no plot hax
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:58:40 PM
No.148971854
>>148971704
>Symbiotes
Crona solos.
>novel ultima has a more powerful version of GER
HULKBROS IM GETTING SCARED
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:01:41 PM
No.148971911
>>148971777
Trips of trvke
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:01:56 PM
No.148971916
>>148971691
>her entire-ack
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:01:58 PM
No.148971917
>>148971716
...because he's too weak
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:02:27 PM
No.148971927
>>148971861
novels to the rescue once again!
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:04:22 PM
No.148971960
>>148971753
that guy on the right must work out at the library
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:07:46 PM
No.148972008
ENTERRRRRRRR
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:08:34 PM
No.148972022
>>148971726
>>148971861
>Ultima has multiversal probability manipulation like Scarlet Witch
>House of M <<< the Sentry according to Bendis in reality warping
>Sentry = Hulk
KWAB
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:09:12 PM
No.148972029
>>148972062
>>148972015
Why would Kratos do this....
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:10:54 PM
No.148972054
>>148972015
Why would Kratos’s master Asura dream of doing this?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:11:29 PM
No.148972062
>>148972073
>>148972029
...to Asura's laundry.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:12:05 PM
No.148972073
>>148972086
>>148972062
...washer, which is Reimu
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:12:52 PM
No.148972086
>>148972105
>>148972073
…’s personal servant Faye.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:13:28 PM
No.148972096
>>148972117
>>148972015
If your character is so powerful why don't they make me feel sad like when I look at this image?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:13:35 PM
No.148972099
>>148972143
>>148971627
That pillar would kill ubel.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:13:56 PM
No.148972105
>>148972086
...'s trash collector Kratos.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:14:25 PM
No.148972117
>>148972096
They are using their powers to comfort you unbeknownst to you.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:16:05 PM
No.148972143
>>148972281
>>148972099
Ubel would job to the pillar but make the bear KNEEL.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:16:32 PM
No.148972149
>>148972169
>>148972015
>Sorry about that. Found out she was older than I thought...
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:16:55 PM
No.148972153
>>148972207
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:16:57 PM
No.148972154
>>148972168
>>148971527
>Ubel…
>…kill yourself.
>Reiði!!!!!
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY ORCHESTRAL CHOIR MUSIC WITH GENERIC WOMAN SINGING FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET GAME OVER AND SOLID STATE INVINCIBLE THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 30 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN BECOMES A KEK IN GERMANY SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW POINTLESS NOISE IS COOL!!! FUNNY MEME MAN UNDERWATER IN A SUIT EPIC!!!! MAYHEM, SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON WEARS MY NIGGER HOODIE EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE THIS MUSIC RICK ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM 2025 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!
>HELL'S ANGELS
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE ACTUALLY MELODICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE ASURA??????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO MELODICAL UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE INSTRUMENTAL MELODIES LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:16:58 PM
No.148972158
>>148972015
I knew this looked familiar
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:18:01 PM
No.148972168
>>148972176
>>148972154
>Wearing robes
Looks cuttable enough.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:18:06 PM
No.148972169
>>148972260
>>148972149
Hal vs FujoYoko vs Miyamoto Musashi
Who wins?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:18:13 PM
No.148972171
>>148971561
She found herself a cute Aryan nerd who can clone himself, she literally TAMED the cock
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:18:34 PM
No.148972173
>>148973504
>>148971527
>Ubel sees this
>realizes her spell is fucking useless
>has a fucking heart attack and dies
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:18:44 PM
No.148972176
>>148972187
>>148972168
He’s a ghost.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:19:18 PM
No.148972184
>>148972155
Kek I remember when Kratos said this.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:19:41 PM
No.148972187
>>148972206
>>148972176
But is he or is he not wearing clothes? Are his clothes also ghosts?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:20:53 PM
No.148972204
>>148972361
>>148972155
Lol I remember when Asura said this
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:20:55 PM
No.148972206
>>148972187
If his clothes weren’t ghost clothes, they’d fall off and he’d be some naked fat old immortal man
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:20:56 PM
No.148972207
>>148972329
>>148972153
>Checks it
>They actually did
How the fuck do they have the Hulk at The Presence Level
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:21:57 PM
No.148972224
>>148972155
Kek Kratos said this just before Asura one shotted him
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:22:08 PM
No.148972228
>>148972155
Lol I was there when Dante said this
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:22:29 PM
No.148972234
>>148972239
>>148972277
>>148971527
>grabs your cutting spell in midair
>”Nice knife”
>snaps it in half
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:23:21 PM
No.148972239
>>148972234
My KING OF /v/…….
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:23:34 PM
No.148972244
>>148972312
>Character is said to be infinite and can do whatever they want
>People cry NLF because the author didn't take eternity to show the character doing literally everything
I don't get it
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:24:35 PM
No.148972260
>>148972169
In terms of pedophilia? Probably Musashi.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:25:00 PM
No.148972270
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:25:34 PM
No.148972277
>>148972234
>those veins
Prime cutting material.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:25:51 PM
No.148972281
>>148972307
>>148972143
she actually can cut stuff like walls and stone easily. her power is actually pretty inconsistent
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:26:16 PM
No.148972286
>>148972361
>>148972155
Funny Asura said this right before Kratos killed him with his presence
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:27:08 PM
No.148972305
>>148972155
Kek I remember when Kratos said this before Wyzen’s pinky finger oneshotted him.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:27:12 PM
No.148972307
>>148972331
>>148972281
I'm pretty sure it's just that she's still at a baseline superhumanly strong and fast, so her just swinging her weapon is still able to do some pretty impressive feats, but her actual spell has the reality bending effect.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:27:30 PM
No.148972312
>>148972335
>>148972244
>Character is said to be infinite and can do whatever they want
>But is SHOWN to be anything but
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:27:37 PM
No.148972314
>>148972155
KEKAROO I remember when Kratos said this after he said what his wife did in the past was none of his business
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:28:21 PM
No.148972329
>>148972448
>>148972207
The Presence is tier 0 not tier 1-A
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:28:34 PM
No.148972331
>>148972364
>>148972307
no she cuts a wall to demonstrate her power
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:28:43 PM
No.148972335
>>148972312
How do you show such a thing without taking an eternity to show it?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:28:46 PM
No.148972336
>>148972354
>>148972359
>>148972155
I admit, I, Anonymous, did not say this, but I did type this into the Death Battle thread on /co/, with the intent of farming engagement by providing fellow anons with a template with which they could project their personal vendettas and assumptions on to. No fictional character said these words.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:29:36 PM
No.148972354
>>148972336
Anon shut the fuck up you’re ruining my shitposting here.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:29:45 PM
No.148972359
>>148972393
>>148972336
...except for Kratos who canonically said all of those words.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:29:48 PM
No.148972361
>>148972204
>>148972286
>my wife’s son
>amirite Asura
>Asura said this
At least make it make sense.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:29:51 PM
No.148972364
>>148972331
It could be both, like she's strong enough to cut through walls so she intuitively believes they're something she can cut through.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:30:50 PM
No.148972381
>>148972393
> I admit, I, Anonymous, did not say this, but I did type this into the Death Battle thread on /co/, with the intent of farming engagement by providing fellow anons with a template with which they could project their personal vendettas and assumptions on to. No fictional character said these words. ~Kratos
What did Kratos mean by this?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:31:13 PM
No.148972387
>>148972413
Asura speaks in third person.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:31:29 PM
No.148972393
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:32:34 PM
No.148972408
Asura doesn't now the difference between a son and a daughter
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:32:38 PM
No.148972411
>>148972155
Lol I remember when Spawn said this right before he oneshot Kratos and his entire universe
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:32:45 PM
No.148972413
>>148972387
Post this ever happening.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:33:39 PM
No.148972426
>>148972442
Yo
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:33:56 PM
No.148972427
>>148972155
LMAO I remember Luke saying this right before he got no-diffed by Kirby
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:34:04 PM
No.148972430
>>148972810
Post Asura
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:35:04 PM
No.148972440
>Asura doesn't now
ESLtos…
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:35:16 PM
No.148972442
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:35:41 PM
No.148972448
>>148972488
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:38:02 PM
No.148972488
>>148972515
>>148972533
>>148972448
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_One_Above_All
>Marvel TOAA actually BELOW Presence and not breaking the 0 tier
Based DC Chads
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:39:15 PM
No.148972498
>>148972486
FUUUUUUUUUUAAAAARKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:39:48 PM
No.148972502
Honestly Kratos is beyond fiction with the way he broke this place
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:40:22 PM
No.148972512
>>148976239
Your favorite verse would get gaped just by being near the big e
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:40:31 PM
No.148972515
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:40:55 PM
No.148972523
>>148972543
Honestly Kratos is below fiction with the way he got trashed by this place.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:41:03 PM
No.148972526
>>148972486
The Boundless One who no diffs fiction....
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:41:27 PM
No.148972533
>>148972488
VSBW's made up version of God is tier 0 though
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:42:33 PM
No.148972543
>>148972523
that implies this place is fiction level
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:45:48 PM
No.148972585
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:48:09 PM
No.148972614
>>148972634
>>148972717
Just got finished watching TTGL and fucking hell is that wedding scene terrible, even with this having spoilered decades ago it still left a bad taste in my mouth having just got done with this anime.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:50:16 PM
No.148972634
>>148972789
>>148972614
What did you think of it as a whole?
If you were to write a script for Kratos vs Asura 2 what would it be?
Hardmode: Kratos still wins and has MFTL+ speed
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:55:23 PM
No.148972717
>>148972892
>>148972614
if it makes you feel better Nia lives in the spin offs and gets to grow up to 80 in SRW. I wonder if kazuki nakashima would want to make another ttgl movie that adapts some portions of the manga and fix the ending. isn't he working for trigger now.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:55:38 PM
No.148972723
>>148973092
>>148972692
why so early?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:58:47 PM
No.148972768
>>148972800
>>148973092
>>148972692
Most of the fight is Asura using his pre dlc scaling and him and Kratos going back and forth with that. Then towards the end he powers up with the Mantra Reactor and it becomes a stomp.
Hardmode would just be giving Kratos his statements wank but omitting the extra retarded shit like the cookbook and ftl arm raising.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:00:08 PM
No.148972789
>>148972861
>>148972634
I think it’s a bit overrated but I can see it was so huge in the 2000s, the fight scenes and mecha designs were great but I didn’t care much for most of the characters, Kamina was alright but I don’t like him anywhere near as much as most people who like TTGL whether it’s because of already knowing how his story turns our or hype backlash from everyone making him out to the best thing ever, I ended up liking Simon more than him during the second half, Viral was great, Nia was cool too which makes her dying at the end that wedding scene much shittier than it would have otherwise been, the villain being a well intentioned extremist who thinks he’s saving the universe with his cruel methods is a great concept and one of the more interesting parts of TTGL’s plot, I’d say it’s a 6/10, it would’ve likely been a 7 if that wedding scene didn’t pop up to slap me in the face and hammer home the extremely obvious lesson of humans needing to keep moving forward.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:00:14 PM
No.148972794
>>148972155
ROFL I remember Kratos saying this before soloing all of Asuras Wrath and telling Asura to be a better man
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:00:43 PM
No.148972800
>>148972768
>removing the downplay from the cookbook
man you must really love Kratos
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:01:05 PM
No.148972806
>>148972864
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
>>148971455
lol u mad
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:01:09 PM
No.148972810
>>148972430
Here’s him destroying planets? Will that do?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:04:14 PM
No.148972861
>>148972789
I feel the same about Kamina, his death never really felt impactful to me because I didn't care that much about him as a character. He's mainly there for Simon, which I think ends up working because Simon is a great protagonist.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:04:20 PM
No.148972864
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:06:06 PM
No.148972892
>>148972717
Yeah I know, shame that out of the 2 with TTGL’s ending the one I like most for having Diebuster and Gunbuster in the roster are untranslated.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:06:52 PM
No.148972900
>>148972946
>>148971704
Barbatos eats him, his symbiotes, and their entire universe.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:09:22 PM
No.148972935
>>148972692
4 months later and it still amazes me how badly they fumbled the choreography.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:09:57 PM
No.148972946
>>148972978
>>148973097
>>148971704
>>148972900
Barbatos vs Knull, who puts the audience to sleep fastest?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:10:28 PM
No.148972952
>>148972967
>>148973164
>>148972937
Sub-mountain level Kratos.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:11:35 PM
No.148972967
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:11:59 PM
No.148972973
>>148972937
kratos is 1D at best...
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:12:35 PM
No.148972978
>>148973097
>>148972946
I like Knull’s design more even if he’s also a lame villain so I’m guessing Barbatos knocks everyone out from boredom first.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:19:15 PM
No.148973065
>>148973076
>>148973095
Kratos would simply get mind raped and kneel for the god emporer
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:20:32 PM
No.148973076
>>148973098
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:21:29 PM
No.148973092
>>148973115
>>148972723
I just want people to type up their insane Agendas like
>Asura, still not a better man regenerated to get his revenge against Kratos.
>(Asura leaves helheim/underworld/hell)
>"It looks like the monster hasn't learnt his lesson", kratos murmured, "BOY THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A BOUNDLESS BEAST FIGHTS A 6-ARMED MAN-BABY, SHONEN-WANNABE FLOP."
>Asura angered by this words lunges at Kratos, screaming kill the gods.
>However this merely tickled Kratos
>"Must I lecture you AGAIN? You need to be a better man, a better father to Mithra, what would Durga think if she saw as you were now?
>Asura not giving a shit tried to transform into supersaiyajin, gear 5, final form mode
>BUT Kratos with his MFTL+ Speeds throws a small punch that contain a plankseconds worth of his true strength.
>This caused Asura to Scream in pain because 3 of 6 arms were easily destroyed.
>He goes giant just like last time but this time HE AIMS FOR THE UNIVERSAL TREE!!!!
>Seeing how serious the circumstances are Kratos had no choice to pull use his ultimate technique, the COOKBOOK
>Kratos Jumped to the atmosphere and made Asura read the cookbook, because Asura is a featsfag English letters hurt him, causing him to flail around like a crying child
>Kratos reluctantly knew he had no choice but to finish Asura off again, Using that same cookbook he SLAMS Asura with it.
>This caused Asura's Body, mind, and even games to be destroyed in real life, returning to dust once again
>"I hope one day you can comeback as true LORESCHOLAR" Kratos says with a disappointed face
>KO
>>148972768
They didn't use DLC? That's kind of sad
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:21:38 PM
No.148973095
>>148973184
>>148973211
>>148973065
…which is what Luke called himself after he took over the galaxy.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:21:45 PM
No.148973097
>>148974623
>>148972946
>>148972978
Barbatos is a literal nightmare, so that's not gonna save you.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:21:47 PM
No.148973098
>>148975619
>>148973076
This is the Ork that nearly choked the Emperor to death btw
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:22:57 PM
No.148973114
>>148973144
>>148973158
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:22:59 PM
No.148973115
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:24:46 PM
No.148973144
>>148973114
KRATOS SLANDER SISTERS EMERGENCY MEETING IN THE DISCORD RIGHT NOW!!!
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:24:54 PM
No.148973147
Post Bruno destroying a mountain.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:25:41 PM
No.148973158
>>148973114
Holy FUARK, the guy who CONFIRMED Kratos is NOT multidimensional LIKES a show that people mainly like for their FIGHT ANIMATIONS………
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:25:54 PM
No.148973160
AIEEEEEEE I DONT GET IT WHY ISN'T HE CALLING DEATH BATTLE BIASED HACKS
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:26:10 PM
No.148973163
Post Kratos not getting GAPED by Spider-Man.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:26:24 PM
No.148973164
>>148972952
>GOW writers: Kratos is rusty and destroying a mountain will be a long time coming
>meanwhile in AW:
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:27:50 PM
No.148973181
>>148973237
K-K-K-Kratosbros why does he like Death Battle but REFUSES to say Kratos is multidimensional!?!?!?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:27:58 PM
No.148973184
>>148973095
Luke would barely be able to put up a fight against a c'tan let alone the big e
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:30:35 PM
No.148973211
>>148973095
>thinking Fluke could even step to Leto Atreides II
He doesn't even clear Paul.
>Ah, what an entertaining Death Battle. While I may have my reservations about the relative placement of Kratos' power, one cannot deny the passion and aptitude on display in both analysis and animation, especially for a free independant product made by fans. I am truly glad this series has managed to persevere after such an untimely brush with cancellation.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:32:48 PM
No.148973237
>>148973181
SAAAARRR DO NOT REDEEM TEMPLE-LEVEL KRATOS!
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:33:47 PM
No.148973251
>>148973262
>>148973215
I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.
Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.
If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.
I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:34:46 PM
No.148973262
>>148973251
Did the image for this copypasta always have text on it? That feels new.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:35:46 PM
No.148973275
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:35:57 PM
No.148973278
>>148973305
>>148973375
>>148973215
Actually the Kratosfag who linked Bruno the battle only gave a timestamp for the animation, it's like they know the reasoning is bullshit or something
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:37:33 PM
No.148973305
>>148973326
>>148973352
>>148973278
Okay even shitposting-mode off how does this make any sense? The verdict is immediately after the animation and Bruno apparently likes Death Battle in general, enough to know Kratos already had an old episode.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:38:40 PM
No.148973318
>>148973215
If they only saw the animation, would they even know who or what Asura's Wrath is and not think of it as strictly a kratos fan film?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:38:55 PM
No.148973320
>>148973352
Reminder that Kratos vs Asura LITERALLY ended with Asura winning
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:39:20 PM
No.148973326
>>148975356
>>148973305
You can like Death Battle just for the animations you know, it’s what most people who like Death Battle like it for, why do you think so many Ben fags got salty over Alien X losing because of time travel when he was actually outclassed in all regards?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:40:00 PM
No.148973335
Bruno? Lurks these halls as a CHADth CHADttle SCHOLAR.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:41:00 PM
No.148973352
>>148973305
What do you mean? Bruno is probably a casual DB watcher who only cares about the animation, Alot of normies also do that. I doubt he's an actual powerscaling fag
>>148973320
...the being bitched and no-diffed by KINGtos award
Post actual writers admitting they’re powercreeping characters
This lady who made the I Am Iron Man mini comic apparently hates Cyborg’s black ass
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:42:31 PM
No.148973373
Ubel cut the animation from the verdict btw.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:42:51 PM
No.148973375
>>148973278
>it’s true
Kratosisters…
>>148973369
How is stuff like this okay but then SCP gets banned for the same shit?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:47:23 PM
No.148973425
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:47:58 PM
No.148973430
>>148973485
>>148973369
I don't think that even helps Tony vs Vic's Cyberion feats.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:49:48 PM
No.148973450
>>148973418
Probably because this at least becomes official to a long standing character I suppose
>>148973369
Reminds me, did anybody post this? This is the official dev of Slay the Princess.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:51:59 PM
No.148973483
>>148972155
I don't remember Gojo saying this but it sure sounds like him...
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:52:07 PM
No.148973485
>>148973502
>>148973430
What are they? I keep hearing about Cyberon
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:53:30 PM
No.148973502
>>148973537
>>148973485
It was a period during the 90s where Cyborg merged with an alien robotic hivemind and slowly became more and more mechanical until he eventually took it over completely and became a cybernetic moon. It culminated in the JLA/Teen Titans crossover where Raven managed to pull his soul out of his CPU and restore him to normal.
>>148972173
Realistically at that size she wouldn't even be able to know what she is looking at.
That's something that kinda bothers me about Simon vs Kyle, after Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan Simon should be so big Kyle wouldn't even be able to understand his scope
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:55:54 PM
No.148973537
>>148973564
>>148973854
>>148973502
You think making the computer bigger makes it better at hacking? What’s the extent it was able to infiltrate
Also, that doesn’t even apply to current Cybrog who’s made of Apokolips tech, not his dad’s tech
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:56:03 PM
No.148973541
>>148973504
Since they basically gave Kyle all the powers possible to win he probably has "cosmic awareness" or some bullshit like that which allows him to always keep an eye on his opponent.
These Caine WoD character sheet edits are funny
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:58:03 PM
No.148973564
>>148973537
According to Mark Waid the current canon he's running with is that the New 52 Justice League origin happened, and then Cyborg immediately left to go join the NTT and then the events of that run happened, including the Technis stuff near the end, so Cyborg would be both. That's how New History of the DC Universe is depicting it.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:58:42 PM
No.148973571
>>148973542
For context, pretty sure the middle is where they put the character stats. Like all the stam/AP/durability/etc and they just cut it all out and say "you fucking lose kiddo"
>>148973504
>Realistically at that size she wouldn't even be able to know what she is looking at
From the planet, she’d likely just see picrel. I haven’t read Frieren in a while but I don’t think there’s any threat at the level of Destructor Asura. If she saw him from space (assuming she could breathe) and see him dwarving the planet, she’d immediately surrender or beg for mercy.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:00:11 AM
No.148973586
>>148973215
Unironically this.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:00:59 AM
No.148973594
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:01:30 AM
No.148973602
>>148973687
>>148973579
Nah nothing close. The highest we've seen so far it turning a country into gold and Land saying this.
>>148973579
Wasn't this form the one he used to throw suns around like tenis balls? He should be way bigger than that
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:07:16 AM
No.148973687
>>148973602
>turning a country into gold
God I miss him.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:07:52 AM
No.148973694
>>148973704
>>148973640
Turning a country into GOLD!
>>148973694
Turning a country into mold....
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:09:27 AM
No.148973718
>>148973704
why would anyone do either?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:09:43 AM
No.148973723
>>148973763
>>148973504
The blog actually mentioned this, and said that any opponent fighting Simon literally would not be able to understand what they were fighting since Simon is literally a 'higher dimensional' multiverse as a robot
They used some feat for Kyle being able to perceive the inside of the Bleed (the 'higher dimensional' fluid between universes in DC) to explain it away
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:12:37 AM
No.148973763
>>148973824
>>148973906
>>148973723
>>148973579
>STTGL would look like Cthulhu to the average person
makes sense. if you saw this in the sky, you'd think you'd be seeing god himself.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:13:29 AM
No.148973779
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:17:16 AM
No.148973824
>>148973851
>>148973763
I really like how the Death Battle portrayed it actually, did make it feel like Kyle was looking at something beyond human comprehension in terms of scale
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:19:04 AM
No.148973851
>>148973824
seriously how is the normal person supposed to comprehend this.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:19:08 AM
No.148973854
>>148973537
The Technis were a conglomerate of machine and information life forms that were immune to hacking and technopathy, and Vic just kind of swallowed their code. As Cyberion, Vic no diff'd every form of tech on the planet and the Watchtower on the moon, as well as both the Titans and the JLA.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:20:57 AM
No.148973894
>>148973640
The perspective is kinda weird from Earth, they might’ve just made a mistake there. But he’s around twice the size of Gaea. In comparison to certain suns, he’s just a bit smaller. Chakravartin did throw a huge red star at him though, which completely dwarved him. He never physically interacts with any suns but I don’t think he’d have any problem chucking them and planets around unless they’re way too big like the red star and that super planet.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:21:45 AM
No.148973906
>>148973917
>>148973763
If it was somehow at a point from where it didn't instantly destroy the Earth, all you'd be able to see is the color of it's energy from literally every direction that would probably also instantly blind you
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:21:51 AM
No.148973909
>>148973978
>>148973979
really tired of OH MY MULTIVERSE BUSTING I just wanna see fights with aesthetic and cool shit in them
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:22:25 AM
No.148973917
>>148973906
Spiral Power in the hands of Simon wouldn’t hurt innocent people like that.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:26:02 AM
No.148973978
>>148973909
Same, it's why I want Marth vs Elwin. Pure sword fighting choreography KINO
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:26:04 AM
No.148973979
>>148973909
I've wanted Grendel Prime in DB forever. Who can be his opponent?
>Omnidock: Star busting
>Gioker: Universe busting
>Bowsegg: Universe busting
>Amonguys: Universe busting
>Kratosura: Universe busting
>Ghostspawn: Universe busting
>Shiggyhito: City busting
>Chiefslayer: Continent busting but they honestly probably should've gone universal for Doomslayer using the same logic for Kratos
>SimonKyle: Universe busting
>Tomyote: Will be universe busting
Where did all of these BOVNDLESS BEVSTS come from? Why are there so many CHVDS that can DVSTRVY VNIVERSVS in the halls of Death Battle?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:33:52 AM
No.148974093
>>148974066
Tom will be OUTERVERSAL with Xianxia scaling btw
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:36:19 AM
No.148974134
>>148974232
>>148972486
BOUNDLEEEESSSS
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:36:54 AM
No.148974141
>>148974161
>>148974066
Continent busting? Wasn't the highest they placed Slayer gigatons with weapons?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:38:35 AM
No.148974161
>>148974217
>>148974141
they did the death battle thing where they had him at a specific level but alluded much higher with the whole 'the same energy that powers the BFG can blow a massive hole on mars' thing, like when they said reverse flash was 'star level' then just said he was infinitely multiversal later
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:42:44 AM
No.148974217
>>148974161
Nah they just mentioned that for flavor, they directly say in a pop up that the BFG isn't that strong on its own.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:43:41 AM
No.148974232
>>148974134
The Nerd clears via being in a higher dimension bracket.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:44:42 AM
No.148974244
>>148971726
>>148971861
Ultima isn't gonna be used
It's too different the same way Archie Sonic is too different to be composited
>But Ben said
In DBC, which operates under shitpost rules
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:46:32 AM
No.148974270
>>148974543
>>148973704
>Turning a country into mold....
...but enough about Trump.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:47:27 AM
No.148974283
>>148974066
Gurren Lantern was multiversal though.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:53:57 AM
No.148974386
>>148974066
Kyle and Simon were outerverse-busting, btw
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:54:23 AM
No.148974392
>>148974417
>>148975195
I really wish that Archie Sonic (Sonic in general really) could get divorced from the powerscaling scene. It is just so annoying that every conversation about Archie is how strong he is or Penders.
It just feels like it is straining out so much just for the aspects that are spectacle.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:55:56 AM
No.148974417
>>148974477
>>148974392
>It is just so annoying that every conversation about Archie is how strong he is or Penders.
Don't forget the shipping wars about Sally acorn
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:59:33 AM
No.148974477
>>148974417
I feel like even that is evaporating from the conversation at times (usually only in the context of ridiculing IDW Sonic/Modern Amy).
The god emperor scales directly to four chaos gods. Which are boundless btw. So he clears your verse
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:01:43 AM
No.148974514
>>148974561
>>148974591
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:02:06 AM
No.148974519
>>148974497
>all made of flesh
Look cuttable to me. I'll leave the armor guy to someone else though.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:02:28 AM
No.148974529
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:02:40 AM
No.148974532
>>148974546
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:03:31 AM
No.148974543
>>148974270
…’s favorite punching bag Biden.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:03:33 AM
No.148974546
>>148974574
>>148974532
>tree
>trees can be cut
bros....
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:04:33 AM
No.148974559
>>148974582
>>148974706
>>148974497
Post the Chaos Gods destroying a galaxy.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:04:39 AM
No.148974561
>>148974514
Ugggh Segata Sanshirobros what the FUCK is this?!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:05:17 AM
No.148974570
>>148973462
MIYUKI BROS WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:05:28 AM
No.148974574
>>148974546
>trees can be cut
You would think, but...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:06:01 AM
No.148974582
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:06:16 AM
No.148974584
>>148973462
Last Thread yeah.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:07:11 AM
No.148974591
>>148974677
>>148974514
I wanna see a matchup where you take an absurdly bullshit character but if you stack enough characters with counter abilities they can kill him.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:08:12 AM
No.148974609
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:09:03 AM
No.148974623
>>148975172
>>148973097
reading metal is also a literal nightmare
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:14:34 AM
No.148974677
>>148974591
All Death Battle Losers vs Galactus
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:17:04 AM
No.148974706
>>148974497
Entities vs Chaos Gods. Who wins?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:21:25 AM
No.148974749
>>148974763
>>148974884
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:22:55 AM
No.148974763
>>148974749
THERE GOES MY HEROES
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:23:30 AM
No.148974767
>>148974727
They all instantly get corrupted by the chados gods
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:26:46 AM
No.148974808
>>148971507
Doctor Doom...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:28:52 AM
No.148974834
>>148974727
Chaos Gods for sure. The entities and the emotional spectrum shit its pants over sorrow getting thrown into the equation. They'd get corrupted and/or have a stroke by the CGs, especially Slaneesh
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:29:27 AM
No.148974841
>>148973418
SCP was convicted to 1,000 years in isocubes
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:30:49 AM
No.148974861
>>148974879
>I'm Simon the Digger! If there's a wall in my way, I'LL SMASH IT DOWN!!!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:32:03 AM
No.148974879
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:32:35 AM
No.148974884
>>148974749
>Wake up
>Kill every last JOBanid and delete all the chaos gods
>Go back to sleep
KWAB
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:41:58 AM
No.148975008
I command thee chaos gods sit the fuck down
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:47:01 AM
No.148975071
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:52:25 AM
No.148975132
>>148974727
Forgot your trip?
This kinda feels like a weird one. Chaos Gods exist through emotions but are seemingly multiversal in terms of the span of their existence. So maybe they can only manifest where there is that sort of emotional psychic energy present.
Regardless, this is one of those times where a composite actually weakens the comic characters because the Entities have gotten weaker over time because they just keep jobbing.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:55:05 AM
No.148975162
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:55:21 AM
No.148975166
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:55:48 AM
No.148975172
>>148974623
I just like the cool pictures.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:56:22 AM
No.148975180
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:57:37 AM
No.148975195
>>148976472
>>148974392
Sonic beats Goku btw
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:00:16 AM
No.148975238
>>148975282
Even simons gonna come home oneday. So he jobs to death.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:03:52 AM
No.148975282
>>148975381
>>148975238
>power is bound by rules
>subordinate to her father
>gets killed in her own series by a light push
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:07:31 AM
No.148975329
>>148974497
>Which are high hyperversal* btw.
FTFY
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:07:33 AM
No.148975331
>>148975400
>>148974727
DC atoms are outerversal so they GAPE the FAIL Gods.
>Leave Simon to me. Because I’M-
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:09:13 AM
No.148975356
>>148973326
Those animations get repetitive overtime tho.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:10:39 AM
No.148975375
>>148975355
… the guy from Fortnite.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:10:52 AM
No.148975381
>>148975449
>>148975456
>>148975282
>simon will never die bro because... he just wont!
Holy coperioni
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:12:32 AM
No.148975400
>>148975407
>>148975331
There is no level above high hyperversal.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:13:16 AM
No.148975407
>>148975400
There's me when im drunk at christmas
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:13:35 AM
No.148975414
Lordgenome lived far beyond a normal human lifespan and he didn’t have infinite Spiral Power like Simon btw
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:13:58 AM
No.148975420
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:14:11 AM
No.148975424
>>148975446
Is this true?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:15:22 AM
No.148975440
>NOOOOOOO SKARBRAND PLEASE DON’ ATTACK ME, THE CHAOS GOD OF WAR WHO IS SUPPOSEDLY HYPERVERSAL OR YOU’LL CHINK MY BOUNDLESS ARMOR WITH YOUR SUB PLANETARY ATTACK!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:15:45 AM
No.148975446
>>148975729
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:16:01 AM
No.148975449
>>148975553
>>148975381
All the ways Kyle (Composite DC Man) had to kill Simon and he still failed
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:16:03 AM
No.148975451
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:16:26 AM
No.148975456
>>148975381
That doesn't mean she can just kill him.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:17:45 AM
No.148975476
>>148973418
Giving someone tel resistance isn't the same as using literal 'pataphysics.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:21:29 AM
No.148975521
How would Ginbak fare in Warhammer Fantasy?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:21:34 AM
No.148975523
Fight the powah
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:23:36 AM
No.148975553
>>148975582
>>148975449
Death is above kyle. As kyle will die one day lmao
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:26:01 AM
No.148975582
>>148975669
>>148975553
>Le death comes for everyone!
>Even though people come back from the dead all the time like its nothing
Jobber concept
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:28:47 AM
No.148975619
>>148973098
That one was a Mekboy.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:30:59 AM
No.148975649
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:31:32 AM
No.148975658
>>148973542
I killed Cain with a sword in Gehenna.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:32:23 AM
No.148975669
>>148975720
>>148975582
...except nia and the anti spiral
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:37:02 AM
No.148975718
>>148976245
How would Ginbak fare in Warhammer Fantasy?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:37:09 AM
No.148975720
>>148975930
>>148975669
...and Simon who is immortal
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:37:35 AM
No.148975729
>>148975758
>>148975446
Are Tenno from Warframe and Guardians from Destiny stronger than Space Marines?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:38:07 AM
No.148975736
>>148975877
>40K Faggots ruining things again.
40K is fodder. Galactus soloes all of 40K simultaneously. He no diffed Dormammu and every Demonic God in Marvel within their own magical demon dimension, all of which would themselves no diff the entire Warp.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:39:59 AM
No.148975758
>>148975729
IDK, I'd never heard of them before.
>supernatural powers
ENOUGH
FIGHT LIKE MEN OR I'LL MINDRAPE YOU
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:47:11 AM
No.148975877
>>148975736
IDK how much I can trust this, one moment Marvel/DC characters no diff someone to hype them up and another moment they're no diffed by that same someone. It's extremely inconsistent and unreliable.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:50:11 AM
No.148975923
>>148975788
>FIGHT LIKE MEN
Try it.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:50:32 AM
No.148975930
>>148975943
>>148975720
>simon is immortal
That doesn't stop death from ending his entire setting after time itself dies. Each and every multiverse in the ttgl setting will die. And she'll be there to close the door. Simon cant resist that.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:51:02 AM
No.148975943
>>148975930
>Simon cant resist that.
Source?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:51:38 AM
No.148975948
>>148975788
>I’ll show you REAL mindrape, you little bitch!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:53:45 AM
No.148975980
>>148976038
>>148976313
>simon is now to the point he's receiving the same treatment as the batgod meme
ok, i get it, you can make up feats and powers for him all you want. let's all agree he's multigalaxy level at best without wank and then you can continue having your fun.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:54:14 AM
No.148975991
Who is he talking to?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:55:27 AM
No.148976012
>>148975788
>FIGHT LIKE MEN
says the faggy invisible man lmao
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:55:54 AM
No.148976021
>DCope
Simon won.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:57:31 AM
No.148976038
>>148975980
multiversal. death battle outright said it
Among fighters who use only physical strength and nothing else, who do you consider to be the strongest?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:58:04 AM
No.148976047
>>148976080
>>148976129
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:58:59 AM
No.148976057
>>148976200
What's stopping death from just killing simon as a baby?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:59:05 AM
No.148976058
>>148976042
Or that at least they don't use any supernatural powers.
Why didn't Lord Genome just travel back in time and kill Simon as a baby?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:00:38 AM
No.148976080
>>148976090
>>148976047
Funny enough ONE is the same author as the character I'm posting about.
It reverses the idea of bringing the protagonist from the end of the series to the beginning and instead brings the final bosses to the beginning.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:01:02 AM
No.148976085
>>148973462
Black Tabby Games were also in the chat for the Flowey vs Princess cast stream if I recall
If nothing else the implication there is that if this does actually become an episode, they'd be able to get Nichole Goodnight as a VA in the episode easily (random anons from /v/ got her to do meme vocaroos, she'd absolutely do Death Battle if they asked)
It just makes me SO MAD that an anime twink with a name that sounds like semen can SOLO my ENTIRE VERSE. I WILL NOT ACCEPT IT!!!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:01:41 AM
No.148976090
>>148976080
author *of the
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:02:05 AM
No.148976093
>>148976074
Nobody gave him the tip.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:02:33 AM
No.148976096
>>148976101
>>148976074
Lord Genome pre time skip was not that powerful? All TTGL characters weren't.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:02:58 AM
No.148976099
>>148976074
Because Gurren Laggan is fodder.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:03:03 AM
No.148976101
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:03:52 AM
No.148976115
>>148976089
Dragon Jobbers...
DCkeks...
SHITvelbros...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:04:07 AM
No.148976118
>>148976089
It's Simon. Simon the Digger.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:04:24 AM
No.148976122
>>148976074
Obviously he just did not think of that possibility.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:04:57 AM
No.148976129
>>148976163
>>148976047
>Shitama
Multi solar system level at best.
Physically weaker than a lot of characters.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:07:14 AM
No.148976163
>>148976129
I honestly can’t think of anyone who used JUST raw strength. Besides him. Even Thor has god shit, Hulk has gamma devil shit, Saitama’s just a normal guy who wiled himself into punching things.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:07:34 AM
No.148976169
>>148971753
Barely anyone even talks about accelerator. He was kinda popular but he was never JJK levels of big
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:07:55 AM
No.148976173
>>148976089
All of fictionbro...
Post characters who are physically stronger than Chadtama then. I'm waiting.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:09:23 AM
No.148976200
>>148976330
>>148976057
The rules she's bound by as 'Death' and not 'Kill'.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:10:21 AM
No.148976216
>>148976209
Ki, not actual physical strength.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:10:47 AM
No.148976224
>>148976089
Falseflag FAGGOT...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:11:44 AM
No.148976238
>>148976074
why are you just making up powers now?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:11:48 AM
No.148976239
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:12:26 AM
No.148976245
>>148975718
As I understand it, Ginbak alone would effectively crush everything in the Warhammer Fantasy setting if allowed to do so. He's just too fast for a setting that require campaigns in order to perform warfare.
That being said, he could very well be reacted to in a grand scale because he's kinda stupid. In that case, it is totally possible for the setting as a whole to do some sort of coordinated assault.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:15:11 AM
No.148976281
>>148976193
I refer you to the first post of this thread.
Kyle had time travel powers and he still lost.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:17:34 AM
No.148976313
>>148975980
Boundless. Death Battle outright said it.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:17:49 AM
No.148976316
>>148976302
You weren't supposed to...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:19:19 AM
No.148976330
>>148976852
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:20:02 AM
No.148976341
>>148976434
>>148976209
Only the original manga is canon.
No Shitper, no GTurd, no Shartma and no fillers.
Canon DB peaks at solar system level, Saitama is comfortably stronger.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:20:41 AM
No.148976351
>>148976074
Lordgenome was just depressed and fighting out of instinct. He didn’t actually want to win.
>Heh, I'll just go back in time and kill Simon when-
>W-w-wait, is that the EARLY LOWER LEVEL FEAT of Simon striking EVERY POINT IN ALL OF EXISTENCE ACROSS ALL TIME AND SPACE?!
>AIEEEEEEE!!!!! YAMERO!!!!!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:21:57 AM
No.148976366
>>148976483
>>148976302
Guys help me out, what is my cope for this?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:22:07 AM
No.148976367
>>148976376
>>148976378
>>148976356
Anybody who's anybody could just regen from this attack
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:22:30 AM
No.148976371
>>148976627
>>148976661
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathBattleMatchups/comments/1kzyh9c/comment/mv9wrmh/
>reddit unironically thinks Swamp Thing, Ted Kord Blue Beetle, and Booster Gold can beat Simon
Holy contrarian Batman
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:22:52 AM
No.148976376
>>148976390
>>148976398
>>148976356
Actually it’s only striking the near future and last. Otherwise it would have hit Earth
>>148976367
[Possible space-time simultaneous firing][Special Move / Episode 26] A Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann's "Mega-Vortex Cannon" and "Maelstrom Cannon" is an all-gun attack that fires probability fluctuation bullets. Artor an immeasurable number of enemies in every space-time and dimensions from the near past to the near future."
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:22:58 AM
No.148976378
>>148976398
>>148976367
Then why couldn't I...?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:23:39 AM
No.148976384
>>148976463
>>148976476
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:24:09 AM
No.148976390
>>148976406
>>148976429
>>148976376
Sorry anon, guide-book-sama is telling me a different story.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:24:26 AM
No.148976398
>>148976376
>>148976378
Just kill the attack before it lands
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:25:10 AM
No.148976406
>>148976422
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:25:30 AM
No.148976408
Damn, Simon is comfortably above the Anti-Monitor according to DB. Have him fight Lucifer next time, goddamn.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:26:49 AM
No.148976422
>>148976447
>>148976406
Then why is DB telling me a different story? You saying I should just believe the vs wiki instead?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:27:21 AM
No.148976429
>>148976356
>>148976390
MEGA VORTEX MAELSTROM CANNON, BITCH
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:27:39 AM
No.148976434
>>148976461
>>148976341
Nah. SSJ3 caused shockwaves across into other world and world of the kais from the living world.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:27:42 AM
No.148976435
There is no level above high hyperversal.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:28:33 AM
No.148976446
Except for me that is, I am above that level.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:28:35 AM
No.148976447
>>148976466
>>148976422
I mean…. The data book right there is translated to tell you it was 10 to the 68th power of enemies in the near future and past
Do you have the other guidebook?
>>148976434
Black holes cause shockwaves across the entire universe.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:29:32 AM
No.148976463
>>148976384
You were not supposed to post that...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:29:55 AM
No.148976466
>>148976486
>>148976447
The link is literally just a screencap of the quote in moonrunes...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:30:31 AM
No.148976472
>>148976534
>>148976566
>>148975195
Show Sonic destroying a mountain.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:30:47 AM
No.148976476
>>148976384
Those 10 tons would've squished asura btw
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:30:47 AM
No.148976477
>>148976513
>>148976461
>These shockwaves, specifically gravitational waves, are generated when black holes merge or orbit each other, particularly when supermassive black holes at the centers of galaxies collide. These waves ripple through spacetime, distorting space and time.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:31:24 AM
No.148976483
>>148976491
>>148976567
>>148976366
>>148976302
Can SOMEBODY PLEASE tell me how I am supposed to reconcile with this FACT?!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:31:40 AM
No.148976486
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:32:24 AM
No.148976491
>>148976483
Guess you'll just have to clench those teeth anon.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:33:45 AM
No.148976512
>>148976461
Other World and the World of the Kais are not inside the standard traversable universe.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:33:48 AM
No.148976513
>>148976553
>>148976461
>>148976477
BTW, if there were just one less star of matter in the universe, the whole universe would collapse.
That's how important the exact balance is.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:35:40 AM
No.148976534
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:36:15 AM
No.148976541
>That time Kamina wanted to get fingered
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:37:10 AM
No.148976553
>>148976582
>>148976513
I don't know what you mean by this.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:38:22 AM
No.148976566
>>148976784
>>148976472
The first post was about Archie Sonic, who actually DID re-write an infinite multiverse.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:38:26 AM
No.148976567
>>148976483
ANOOOOOON
LET'S SEE YA GRIT THOSE TEEEEETH!!!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:39:56 AM
No.148976582
>>148976837
>>148976553
It's not that difficult to cause the universe to collapse through chain reaction. You don't have to actually scale to it.
The universe is an extremely exact and flawless construct; if it were just a little bit different, the universe as we know it would be impossible.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:42:45 AM
No.148976614
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:43:45 AM
No.148976627
>>148976661
>>148976664
>>148976371
They get pretty salty if you imply Simon is the most powerful character to have appeared on Death Battle. Its funny
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:46:56 AM
No.148976661
>>148976688
>>148979704
>>148976371
>>148976627
Nobody likes NLF
I told you retards the tide would turn on Simon
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:47:03 AM
No.148976664
>>148976627
post examples
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:47:58 AM
No.148976681
>>148976721
I just think its a bit silly to say one character in perticular "solos" fiction as there's almost always some character that is as strong as that character.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:48:39 AM
No.148976688
>>148976661
Reddit isn't the tide, it's the turd.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:49:17 AM
No.148976698
>>148976711
>>148979700
I think drills are cool
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:50:45 AM
No.148976711
>>148976737
>>148976681
That's the joke realistically no one can solo fiction if everyone is going to attack that character all at once, unless your kratos or dio
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:52:08 AM
No.148976730
>>148976721
You mean KINGtos
>>148976721
>unless your kratos or dio
Yup yup
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:52:33 AM
No.148976737
>>148976711
Actually, it's Trigger now.
>>148976721
Lmao. Its just that it ends up with how you get boring characters like this guy. If a writer makes a character thats gonna solo fiction there's no point to their story.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:53:38 AM
No.148976748
>>148976765
>>148976736
Is there a better representative of hope? Superman doesn't even come close to this guy
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:54:01 AM
No.148976753
>>148976796
>>148976821
>>148976736
>Now Kingtos should finally be mountain level.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:54:54 AM
No.148976765
>>148976748
Superman is the platonic concept of a hero but heroism is merely an emanation of hope, which Kratos has power over
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:55:44 AM
No.148976782
>>148976796
>>148976747
Xeelee victim desu
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:55:51 AM
No.148976784
>>148976830
>>148976566
He used Chaos Energy to reverse Chaos Energy. This is still not a mountain. Though I will give Archie Sonic this, he earns continental scaling from Silver fighting Dark Enerjak.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:57:19 AM
No.148976796
>>148976824
>>148976910
>>148976782
ten tons, rapist Russians, and Asura no-diff xeelee btw
>>148976753
KINGtos loves nature, he isn't some violent psycho that destroys the environment for fun.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:57:57 AM
No.148976801
>>148976878
>>148976747
And there will always be other characters being made to be invincible so in the end it's a stalemate of kids in the playground saying their character is invincible.
But in most cases with characters like truly omnipotent supreme gods, they tend to be barely involved in the story, unlike Yogiri who is actually the protagonist.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:58:49 AM
No.148976808
>>148971527
I only like her because she has the same va as Arcueid and Asuna from Blue Archive
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:59:17 AM
No.148976821
>>148976753
He is barely wall level, so it would have to be a big power increase
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:59:52 AM
No.148976824
>>148976845
>>148976796
>he isn't some violent psycho
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:00:13 AM
No.148976830
>>148977064
>>148976784
>He used Chaos Energy to reverse Chaos Energy
What does this even mean? The multiverse was re-written, you see it in the next few issues. Super Sonic's whole thing is that he fights with Chaos Energy.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:00:43 AM
No.148976837
>>148976582
Well that's not exactly accurate, our understanding of the universe is woefully incomplete, so it is more so that if things can change without breaking it means that we're wrong about the rules of the universe.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:01:37 AM
No.148976845
>>148976824
that was an Asurabro, it had to be done
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:02:06 AM
No.148976852
>>148976330
>no argument
>non-canon nonsense
See?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:04:23 AM
No.148976874
>>148976747
this faggot is basically Popeye but for Rent-A-Girlfriend fans.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:04:35 AM
No.148976878
>>148977242
>>148977781
>>148976801
If a character is god they are boring. They cant lose and theres no stakes. You may as well skip to the end of their story from page one and just say that they won. Wow. God i hate ttgl. Its just such a shitty concept.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:07:19 AM
No.148976910
>>148976796
His abilities kind of make me wonder if he can kill a photino bird. Baxter liked to fuck around with the concept of consciousness where he made things like gas clouds, sentient spacetime defects, sentient self-referential math and multiple symbiotic organisms smashed together into one entity. This culminated when he made a photino bird which is a sentient entity made out of essentially "nothing"
Whose physiology is basically "non-existent" conceptually and physically. Would that even work on something that isn't really alive, but actually isn't, and isn't made out of information.
>ten tons, rapist Russians
*gulps* AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:12:22 AM
No.148976983
Which one of you is torturing the Steven Universe fans?
>>148976952
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:13:56 AM
No.148977009
>>148976736
"Many other negative functions of the world." I'm hoping this is an ESL thing.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:18:41 AM
No.148977064
>>148976830
My point is that Chaos Energy was able to change things only because Chaos Energy was utilized for the Genesis Wave. There is nothing to affirm the idea that this is just something Sonic can do any time he has all Seven Chaos Emeralds nor something he would be capable of doing in a setting that did not have the Chaos Force as a fundamentally binding concept.
>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,
>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,
>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…
>WE SHINE A LIGHT, WHILE ASURA COPES!
>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!
>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,
>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,
>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself!
>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, THE WEEBFAGS ROPE!
>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!
>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,
>Illuminated by the fire on me…
>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,
>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!
>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,
>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,
>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!
>Wife… in… labor…
>Black… Men… raped… her…
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*
>In brightest day, the weebfags rope…
>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…
>We shine a light, while Asura copes…
>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!
>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!
>BLAAACK MEEEN RAAAPED HEEER!!!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:31:50 AM
No.148977201
>>148977221
>>148976356
Flash could still outrun that by the way.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:33:47 AM
No.148977219
>>148977191
I remember Kirby forcing Luke to sing this song, no idea why Kratos was there though.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:34:03 AM
No.148977221
>>148977201
>Flash could outrun an early low level feat
Con...grats?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:34:16 AM
No.148977225
>>148977244
Simon can be the strongest in fiction all he wants. Still not watching ttgl. Still not watching his deathbattle with some literal who dc character. Ttglfans can go to hell.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:34:53 AM
No.148977231
>>148977191
I remember Luke forcing Kirby to force Invincible to sing this song. Kinda cruel, honestly.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:36:12 AM
No.148977242
>>148976878
I mean, they might not be so bad when they're just something from the background of the world-building like Eru Ivutar, IATIA, Lovecraft's supreme being whoever you think he is, Monad, the white light, the ONE Above All, presence and so on. They can even be cool in this case.
The problem is when people try to give them more involvement in the story or much worse when they try to make them the protagonist or one of the main characters.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:36:28 AM
No.148977244
>>148977280
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:37:52 AM
No.148977263
Giving your character god-like powers can be funny if other characters have god-like powers and they're all just bottom-tier to an even stronger god.
This ultimately devolves into shitpost-tier schizobabble though.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:39:31 AM
No.148977280
>>148977349
>>148980475
>>148977244
Anime is shit what can i say? Thank god we're getting some cartoons next episode yknow an actually entertaining medium. Also go fuck yourself you dumb fucking weeabo. Bet your ass likes monogatari and mushoku tensei you pathetic loser bitch.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:46:36 AM
No.148977349
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:47:47 AM
No.148977365
>>148977429
>>148977723
Speaking of toons, Will Tom get Gacha scaling? Seems kind of overkill when they're already accounting for the fact that Wil E always fails.
Also how many characters even get Gacha feats, Zero was the only one right?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:53:57 AM
No.148977429
>>148977365
They could have done it for Dimitri but I don't think they did, they only used his game's canon, not Heroes. Makes me wonder if Lucina or Marth ever gets in will they just look at the games they appeared in too and ignore the gacha side of things.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:13:04 AM
No.148977558
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:26:45 AM
No.148977664
>>148977191
Kek, I remember when Kratos sang this
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:34:33 AM
No.148977723
>>148977365
Most of the reason to bring up the xianxia is because it's funny as fuck, it probably won't actually affect the outcome that much regardless
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:39:37 AM
No.148977776
>>148978005
Who wins?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:39:52 AM
No.148977781
>>148976878
>i didn't watch the story but it sucks
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:43:11 AM
No.148977807
>>148977191
K, b, c.
>captcha: 4D Y4V
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:58:34 AM
No.148977935
>>148978139
Grug vs Shrek?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:05:02 AM
No.148978005
>>148978060
>>148977776
Peter seems like he has more ridiculous feats to pull from, The Simpsons is the more grounded show between the two I think
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:10:10 AM
No.148978060
>>148978005
Simpsons has The Critic crossover scaling this unironically gets to outerversal thanks to a web continuation
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:16:41 AM
No.148978139
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:22:58 AM
No.148978184
>>148978201
>>148978382
What era of battleboarding/powerscaling do you think is the best? Do you think we're going in the right direction?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:26:07 AM
No.148978201
>>148978184
when it was Warhammer, Marvel, DC, and Demonbane focused
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:44:06 AM
No.148978352
>>148978377
>Characters that view hierarchies below them as fiction
>Characters that know they're in fiction
>Characters that transcend and break out of fiction
How come nobody has done a character that views REAL LIFE as fiction huh? Suggs hire me
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:47:06 AM
No.148978377
>>148978352
Already done though...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:47:37 AM
No.148978382
>>148978184
Around pandemic when shonenfags were running into isekai/light novel characters for the first time
>Character is supposed to be the strongest in their verse
>Dies
Any examples of such embarrassing FRAUDS besides Gojo?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:09:32 AM
No.148978610
>>148978648
>>148978748
>>148978447
GODjo is a LEGEND, the only reason he "lost" is because Gege needed to write him out of the story so he hastily made up some crap on the spot that literally contradicted with previously established rules for how the series powers work, something which any knowledgeable GojoSCHOLAR or jjkfag in general is already aware of, and thus disregards the "loss" as barely applicable if at all for the character's overall strength and track record.
Something which JOBkimafags are happy to be wilfully ignorant about in favor of poisoning the well more, meanwhile literally not knowing how their own characters powers work as evident by all the Makimafags getting the contract blatantly and embarrassingly wrong.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:10:05 AM
No.148978618
>>148978447
Goku against Superman
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:11:14 AM
No.148978633
>>148978447
Johnny Joestar, kinda? Also maybe Jotaro purely because he's the strongest physically.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:12:59 AM
No.148978648
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:17:03 AM
No.148978681
>>148976042
Easily my hero, Caped Baldy, the PINNACLE of PHYSICAL FORCE.
https://youtu.be/kSmr0AYZHjs?t=270
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:24:59 AM
No.148978748
>>148978610
>Sukuna victim babble
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:46:25 AM
No.148978908
Soon....
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:47:54 AM
No.148978918
>>148980447
>>148976193
End of game base Asura via no selling Chakravartin who had previously no sold Destructor Asura with a finger.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:05:07 AM
No.148979046
>CHADku
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:06:21 AM
No.148979055
>LORDku
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:11:46 AM
No.148979095
>BOUNDLESSku
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:14:40 AM
No.148979114
>>148979136
>OUTERVERSALku
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:18:50 AM
No.148979136
>>148979114
>SONICFODDERku
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:31:04 AM
No.148979211
>>148979225
>>148979408
Shut the FUCK up.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:33:28 AM
No.148979225
>>148979211
KAD is such a good artist
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:42:16 AM
No.148979277
Sonic does beat Goku though
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:57:12 AM
No.148979373
>Archie Sonic gets glazed constantly
>Loses to Flash who loses to banana peels
Interesting...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:01:39 AM
No.148979408
>>148981445
>>148979211
>artist literally crying on xitter because he jobbed to CHADgon CHAD SCHOLARS
KWAB!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:04:18 AM
No.148979424
>INFINITEku
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:07:17 AM
No.148979439
outerversal banana peel
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:07:45 AM
No.148979442
>BEYONDku
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:10:08 AM
No.148979454
>SOLOku
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:14:05 AM
No.148979471
>STRONGESTku
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:18:39 AM
No.148979483
>ABSOLUTEku
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:24:00 AM
No.148979503
>ULTIMATEku
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:29:08 AM
No.148979523
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:33:12 AM
No.148979542
>earlyBITCH
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:47:39 AM
No.148979609
>>148980245
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:02:09 AM
No.148979687
>>148976356
Flash is weaker than Kyle who got gaped by Simon btw
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:03:32 AM
No.148979700
>>148976698
Gainax/Trigger…
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:04:18 AM
No.148979704
>>148980393
>>148976661
NLF is a fake fallacy invented by battleboarders to avoid having to take uncomfortable narrative into account in a fight.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:50:28 AM
No.148980245
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:56:00 AM
No.148980262
>>148980334
>>148971627
Speaking of, why didn't they wank doomslayer to ridiculous proportions as well?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:11:05 PM
No.148980334
>>148980262
So they could downplay how much of a stomp that episode was.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:25:24 PM
No.148980393
>>148979704
So if a liberal says that Trump has too much power, to the point he can do "whatever he wants"
Does that mean that the don is able to destroy a galaxy, make flying unicorns real, turn dirt into gold and will himself the power of a trillion suns?
He can now do "whatever he wants" , cant he?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:37:35 PM
No.148980447
>>148978918
Doesn't his "physical strength" come from some supernatural power rather than pure physical strength?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:42:55 PM
No.148980475
>>148980494
>>148977280
Monogatari? Better than all western cartoons made after 1999.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:44:29 PM
No.148980481
>>148971505
>but supes and Goku have barely achieved that
When did Goku achieve that? Are you tripping?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:47:51 PM
No.148980494
>>148980475
based but snake girl>>cat girl.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:53:16 PM
No.148981445
>>148979408
not really? there's one dragonball fag that stalks him and got his account blocked 7 times
"who wins?"
6/12/2025, 4:01:18 PM
No.148981489
Emily Kaldwin vs Ciri
who wins?