Thread 150039186

Now that Hulk has won, it’s back to our regular schedule of Kratos shitposting.

>>150039186 (OP)
>GREEN
What is Kektos doing in the below place? Does he have the green door now?

What is Ash's answer to fighting something this big?

It's amazing how Asurajeets haven't recovered from their loss

;)

A million-trillion to one and rising. That’s the odds. A chance to nullify the madness behind the monster. 2 + 2 is 5, a right angle is 80 degrees. This element is beyond what we can perceive... like gamma.

A thousand times. A million. A trillion. I just. need. ONE.

Man, that was scary. I feel better now. Better than ever before!

>>150039186 (OP)
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGtos

>>150039247
WYZEN WHO?

>>150039186 (OP)
Shitposting? KINGtos is just the strongest.

No more gay or cuck shit in this thread please.

Huh, Kingtos.com is a thing

>>150039257
>t.

Who crowned KINGtos?

>negastomps Kyle
>no-diffs Ultzilla as a mere variable in a math equation
Who should he go 3-0 against? Getter Robo? Nova? The Scarlet King?

>>150039286
>Intelligent technology
KINGtos scientist, engineer, genius confirmed. He would solve the equation...

>>150039286
Does he do laundry?

>>150039286
>pipe fitting
Gay euphemism?

>>150039241
KINGtos scales above the green door. He has his own Kratos door.

>>150039284
… fraud.

How does the Sonic equation go?

>>150039286
FUARRRK THE PIPES THAT SOLO'D SHARTSURA!!!!

>>150039314
Not successfully, that's for sure

>>150039298
>cucky Simon
Jobs to KINGtos.

>>150039286
intelligent
KINGtos really is the smartest.

>>150039303
He IS Greek, after all

Post a SINGLE time a woman with breasts has looked at Ash this way.

>>150039286
>TARDtos’s intelligence is only good for piping

Warrior-Z shakes his head. “Here’s the problem with Mantra being infinite: it’s infinite in the context of the story, not the universe. Kratos doesn’t just punch things harder. He understands the mechanics of fighting, of real endurance. It’s not ‘just power’; it’s how you use it. A demigod learns how to adapt to every situation, every new power. You can’t just hope that your Mantra can beat an opponent who’s not relying on some narrative rulebook to survive.”

“And that’s the key difference,” he adds, sitting back and letting the thought settle. “Mantra is a metaphor. Kratos' power? It’s real. And when you strip away the giant forms and the speeches about his daughter, what’s left? An indestructible fighter who’s gone toe-to-toe with threats beyond anything Asura could imagine.”

Now he’s on a roll. “Kratos doesn’t get tired. He doesn’t wear down. He doesn’t rely on asspull forms to win. He’s been up against the hardest, most unforgiving fights imaginable. So when Asura's mantra eventually burns out — when his forms get drained — Kratos keeps going. And when it’s all said and done, Kratos wins.”

Warrior-Z pauses, giving me a moment to process the weight of his argument, and then, with a grin, leans back in his chair, arms crossed in triumph.

“Boom. Done.”

>>150039314
Mario's Chili Dog + Blue Anus = Happiest Hedgehog in the World!

>>150039312
Why did you bring up Asura.

Surely your hero has infinite power when golfing.

But does Hulk still lose to Doomsday?
Hulk has only gotten stronger, and Time Trapper Doomsday has done nothin but job, so it's not like he would help much.

>>150039323
…at the pipe-fitting competition.

With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!

>>150039314
velocity = distance/time

Kingtos is Chinese?

>>150039306
>He has his own Kratos door.
and He locked himself in. lol

>Ultima got full wank
>They even used the dumb novel that isn't translated
>Even gave him Marvel scaling
>TRASHzilla still got stat gapped by GODulk and then BTFO by Bruce ASCENDANTnner
Man, I love how every time I make one of these edits, it always ends up coming true.

>>150039286
>piping
SHARTtos would unironically be a janitor at DWMA and clean toilet pipes.

>>150039357
LIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSS!

>>150039354
I say this and look like this.

>>150039328
>a woman with breasts
His average female companion is like 10 years old, anon

>>150039364
k, b, c

>>150039370
Warrior-Z...

/dbg/
DINGtos Borship General

>>150039360
He only locked it because he's having sex with all the girls this season behind it.

Who would stand a chance against Yugo the God-King of the Eliatrope?

>>150039314
The answer is 0 C

>>150039331
Canon

BUT DOES HULK STILL LOSE TO DOOMSDAY?!
HULK HAS ONLY GOTTEN STRONGER
AND DOOMSDAY HASN'T GAINED ANY NEW FEATS

>>150039368
>KINGtos when he sees boipussy (it reminds him of his youth as a spartan warrior in greece)

KINGtosbros we are....evil!

This green door shit is fucking retarded. Hulk was already absurdly OP, but then a new writer decides this isn't good enough. Fucking comics, man.

How does the Reimu equation go?

>>150039354
Canon

Rather than never evers, got any match ups that you feel like are up and coming (things that will become popular by your estimates)?

>>150039395
Why would KINGtos do that to Asura? I thought he was the better man

>>150039394
Hulk and Doomsday lose to KINGtos.

Mario would SLAUGHTER Kratos at pipe-fitting, btw. He fits in ALL pipes.

>>150039394
Doomsday has some time trapper shit or w/e it is that makes him hard to kill. I think it would be a tie at this point since neither could kill the other. Banner could maybe clutch up against like against FRAUDzilla.

>>150039396
>this is what the average kingtos poster looks like

What did anon mean by this?

>>150039396
MY LIEGE MY ROYALTY MY MAJESTY MY HERO MY TEACHER MY SAVIOR
KIIIIIIIIINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS

>>150039354
No lies detected.

Why is Kingtos' wife so fat

>Kratos is so fucking stupid that the only thing he would be good at is cleaning
>a literal janitor
Kek.

>>150039402
Some anon compiled a list, but
>Ghidorah vs Deathwing
>Shulk vs Lightning
>Lucina vs Grovyle
>Cap/Spidey vs Hongo
>Terrific vs Fantastic
>maybe Ori vs Knight
>maybe Sans vs Judge
these are basically all guaranteed at some point or another

>Luz vs Anne
>Homer vs Peter
>Palpatine vs Xehanort
>Finn/Jake vs Mordecai/Rigby
>Steve vs Terrarian
>maybe Luffy vs Natsu/Naruto
All very likely

GODDAMN! Looking at Ultima's thighs, the only "equation" I'm trying to "solve" is the aerodynamics of how I get my dick between that delicious GYATT!

>>150039409
>Doomsday has some time trapper shit
Time Trapper Doomsday has done nothing but job to Darkseid's Legion so far.

>>150039298
Simonfags have been too cocky lately

Mr Mxyzptlk turn him into a Goomba

>>150039408
KINGtos killed Mario in the cult classic Racist Mario

>>150039403
History is written by the better men. If you don't kill your family and have anal sex with young boys, you aren't better. What KINGtos says, goes.

>>150039306
He opened his door for his son, Loki. He's no longer in the closet

>>150039400
Jobber + Jobber = Jobber.

>>150039328
>>150039372
Well...

Now that Hulk has exercised his DOMINANCE over the Kaijew menace, why don't we get a proper kaiju fight with Godzilla Ultima vs Void Ghidorah.

>>150039439
Halbro btw

>>150039420
We WILL not make fun of his wife. We are to be respectful and open-minded to people of heavier weight. In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.

>>150039400
Hypno from Pokemon + Her Entire Verse = Low Diff and Many Happy Ladies

>>150039443
Ben's favorite matchup is Ghidorah vs Deathwing so it'll probably be that

The Kratos door leads to the epstein island

JANNYtos the GOD of CLEANING and PIPING.

>>150039439
She clearly isn't even looking

>>150039328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLwppndvzU

And this is only kisses, and then we got the other hoes like:

>Annabelle
>Serena
>Misty
>Dawn
>That one Fire chick from Johto

Will Asurafags ever get over losing?

>>150039471
Realistically no

>Death Battle thread
>look inside
>just a bunch of autists doxxing and attacking some random guy IRL named Kingtos

>>150039427
Yeah, because time is broken, but in theory, he should still be able to scale with Time Trapper at his peak, and we've already seen him do shit like stop time and create pocket realities.

>>150039458
No, that's the Hal door.

>>150039477
We must be better men...

Admit that they solo you.

>>150039478
Can Hulk destroy timelines?

>>150039361
>Even gave him Marvel scaling
Is the Marvel Scaling in the room with us?

>>150039471
will kratoscucks stop spamming the same few images and phrases, 200 times a thread, every single thread?
the answer to both questions is no and you know why so replying to you is fucking pointless to begin with

>>150039468
>Ash and James kissed

Is Godzilla now the strongest loser?

>>150039424
Oh I meant like, your personal ones. Like things you feel like will become popular as time goes on.

I have cosmology fatigue.

>>150039495
KINGtos victims

>>150039494
>>150039439

As a Misty fan since forever, I remember hating May for replacing Misty

>>150039499
KINGtos won.

>>150039496
Just have Banner create his own Ultimate Nullifer

>>150039477
no one's doxxing him
people are just shitposting about stuff he posted on social media

>>150039495
They certainly solo my COCK, that's for sure!

>>150039424
>>Lucina vs Grovyle
>this shit befire Edelgard
I swear

>>150039521
yeah that's pretty much exactly why you won't ever stop spamming that shit every thread

Doomsday? A TWINK

How can anyone post Undertale shit when the MC in those games are KEKS

*gulp*
Digibros....Arceus got cheeks....

Death Battle but its based on who has the objectively better action figure.

>>150039495
buh... ahh.. uwuhh... hahaff...ffff-fuff-FUCK!!! FUCK!!! CHARA ANAL FUCK!!! ANAL!!! CHARA!!! ASS!!! ASSHOLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHH GOD DAMMIT!!! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ANAL!!!!! CHARA ANAL IN THE ASS GET PREGNANT IN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT!!!! ASS ASS ASS ASSHOLE GET PREGNANT ASS GOD FUCKIGN DAMMIT!!!! FUCK!!!! FUCK!!! DAMMIT FUCK!!! GOD FUcKING DAMMIT!!!!

I'm putting a team to humble Kratos.
Are you in?

>>150039547
Arceus still owes me, a human male, copious amounts of SEX.

Ironically if Asura won, the episode would likely just be forgotten here. If nobody brings up Asura, he doesn’t show up. You can have multiple threads without Asura but KINGtos never stops.

>>150039496
No, but he is apparently immune to timeline changes.
>>150039524
How long would that take?

While yes, I don't doubt that Bruce has the intellect to potentially replicate the Orthogonal Diagonalizer and all that other crap that happened in Godzilla Singular Point, the thing that irks me about the whole thing is that Godzilla (or at least the entity puppeteering him) purposely lost. It not only allowed itself to be defeated, it actively helped humanity to kill its avatar (on more than one occasion I may add). Without that help, I don't think that anything Hulk or Bruce have the means to kill Godzilla permanently because the entity is unreachable to them, the avatar can just ignore any attacks and pretend that they never happened in the first place by disconnecting cause from effect (as it does so multiple times in the novel), or even if they do kill an avatar, the entity can just spawn another one no problem. It should have been a draw honestly, because even if Ultima also lacks the means to permanently kill Hulk due to the Green Door or The One Below All or whatever, he or banner will never ever kill Ultima.

>>150039247
Wait, was totally wrong. Did some recalculating and compared him to other giant mechs. All the Giant did was stand up straight and extend his arm up for the sword to reach the moon. The sword is 30% of the Giant's height. The distance to the moon is 238,900 miles. So 70% of that is 167,230 miles. The Earth itself is about 24,901 miles tall.
And that's one of Yugi's weakest monsters.

>>150039495
Cute boys

>>150039547
remember the leaks?
hahaha lololol
arceus is a cheap whore

The moral of the story is KINGtos always wins. KINGtos is the strongest. We will always cherish KINGtos.

>>150039555
Yep.

>>150039547
Give me some myths, people of Sinnoh, this is base Greymon I'm up against!

>>150039536
I feel similarly about the Undertale spammers.

>>150039563
Ehhh I feel like Kratos spam would still be here, it's just that Asurafags would have more ammo. It's like DCfags saying cucky Simon

>>150039186 (OP)
Would Gwenpool vs She-Hulk be fun?

>>150039570
Chara is a girl. Frisk is a boy.

>>150039566
>i-it allowed it to happen!!
Headcanon and cope.

>>150039555
>KINGtos, huh? That's a name I haven't heard... in 12 seconds because I hear his name all the fucking time in these threads.

>>150039549
What are the qualities along which they will be judged?

>>150039555
Don't forget us!

>>150039578
She will only win her fight by asking KINGtos to let her scale to him after Death Battle uses all the crossover scaling on Ruby they can.

>>150039596
Gwenpool is the opposite of fun.

>>150039555
Yes. I'll humiliate him first then the rest of the team can go fight him.

>>150039596
>Same series battles
Unless it's a royale it's shit

>>150039540
Sans didn't fuck Kris' girlfriend, only his mom. At least he's not a cuck, I guess.

>>150039611
I like Gwenpool.

>>150039566
Bruce literally recreated the Ultimate Nullifier

Why didn't Kratos defend Greece from the Ottoman Turks?

Why didn't Kratos defend Scandinavia from the Russians/Prussians?

>>150039549
>better action figure.
lol. my fav characters have STATUES. they stomp your plastic shit

>>150039555
I'll show Kratos the true power of LORE

>>150039598
I prefer both boys

>>150039609
Why would Maka want to scale to WEAKtos? He's not even wall level.

>>150039594
>I feel like Kratos spam would still be here
Really? I feel like most of the spam would slow down to a stop. Most non ironic Kratosfags got filtered out of the threads not too long after Krasura was released. If Asura won, there wouldn’t be as much of a meltdown here and most of the memes from the episode wouldn’t even exist.

>>150039606
12 seconds? That's too long. We're not posting KINGtos enough.

>>150039540
>If someone fucks your mom, you're a cuck
Everyone in the world is a cuck then. Your dad fucked your mom.

>>150039594
I disagree. The only reason Kratos is spammed is because he's a statement fraud who beat one of the featliest featmen who ever feated. If Asura won Kratos would be made fun of but he'd be more Chosen Undead/Last Dragonborn tier, where it's ridiculous wank but ultimately harmless and no one cares. Since he won, he became the biggest joke in these threads.

>>150039588
Fitting since both rely on statements for all the wank they get

>>150039622
The fuck is that haircut

>>150039614
I know that in practice such a format would be borderline impossible to use, but if it were possible, a Grail War could be neat.

>>150039634
KINGtos is multiversal hyperversal universal kratosversal+

DEMONS always win.

Post Ash destroying the moon

>>150039645
for me it's Iron Man's lips

>>150039408
didn't Mario job to Kratos in the canon crossover Racist Mario

>>150039639
Actually, I went back in time and fucked my mom. Therefore I AM my own father.

That Ultima model was really rough, looked like a balloon animal lmao.

>>150039420
Because he's based.

DRAWFAG here

All characters are of age
Death battle orgy
Can do gay and bisexual and straight can add on characters to pre existing fuckings but can’t request characters already drawn

Someone requested Ruby and Maka

>>150039673
You got cucked by you in the past.

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY MY BED IS IN RUINS

>>150039622
the FUCK is that suit on Tony I don't remember one that ugly

>>150039430
>>150039672
KINGrio held back because the ash on KINGtos made him think he wasn't not white (greek).

>>150039661
>Her love interest's first kiss was with Darkness
>The series ending was literally Kazuma with Eris not Megumin

KEKumin?

>>150039617
Don't you mean boyfriend HAHAHAHAHA

>>150039683
Do you have a baraag account or a gallery somewhere, I need to see your credentials

>>150039683
I see the fag, but I don't see the draw, this looks like shit.

So unfortunately I am going to assume that this episode will not end up breaking the 3 Million mark this year.

>>150039683
Draw all of the internet kneeling to KINGtos

>>150039683
Where's Maka's cock? How the FUCK am I supposed to jerk off to this?

>>150039683
just do the reverse lmfao then we have all the expectations for the matchup in two images and no one will have to care anymore

>>150039693
>wasn't not

>>150039683
Draw Maka voring Ruby, thanks

>>150039676
Yeah it kinda makes me wish Vrahno made his model public, the difference between that and this one is like night and day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkZaRBIJDmQ&ab_channel=Vrahno

>>150039698
>A girl has a boyfriend
Is that shocking?

>>150039711
Asurafags are so dumb.

Wait
Hulk won??

>>150039683
Draw Maka fucking Ruby with a huge futa cock please.
You already KNOW who my hero is.

>>150039733
duh-doy

>>150039694
cuckqueans have a good win streak in death battle

>>150039733
No. Banner won

>>150039733
Thanks to KINGtos

>>150039737
Banner is Hulk
Hulk is Banner

>>150039725
OH NO NO NO.

>>150039711
Uhm yes.
He was not not white, which removed Mario's racism buff.
While I could say he was white, it adds more impact to confirm that he is truly, without a doubt, not white. Specifically greek. If I said "think he was white" it would imply that there was some level of doubt where he COULD still actually be white, such as Mario thinking he was white because of the ash, and then him actually being white. But he's not. He's greek.

>>150039683
Heh,

Draw Ramona Flowers and Amy Rose having sex

Fuck 1 ups. Who ever dies first should be the loser automatically.

>>150039751
ALL MIGHT WOULD ONE SHOT KRATOS!!!

>>150039720
That's a boy though

>>150039751
>defending slang
I mean it IS one step above a double-negative, but come on that's like saying "no cap fr fr on god" is actual language and not some kind of drug-induced demonic possession.

>>150039751
KWAB!

>>150039547
In the eyes of the Digichad, Aus is just another Womon to them.

>>150039694
>>The series ending was literally Kazuma with Eris not Megumin
Is this true? DROPPED.

Who's the strongest character that can scratch KINGtos?

>>150039772
he thinks provably is not a real word blud, you failed the critical thinking test

>>150039751
KEKYPOW!

>>150039733
Obviously. Bruce GODnner was always going to be Hulk's trump card like we capeSCHOLARS have been saying since day 1.

>>150039798
Not CHADsura as he'd accidentally VAPORIZE KINGtos.

>>150039807
' laundry.

>Provably is now slang
It's a word used by intelligent people. I suggest going back to school to brush up on your English, ESLtos.

>>150039751
KEKYROO

>>150039777
Okay, to clarify it isn't like a cuck ending. After the Demon King was defeated. It ends with Kazuma teleporting to Eris because he got kicked out of the mansion by Aqua. Kazuma tells Eris that what's going on with Aqua being a priestess, Darknesss being the lady of her house, and Megumin with Yun-Yun for explosion runs.

Eris then gives Kazuma something before he goes, a blessing.

>>150039733
Thanks to SIMONtos

>>150039799
Don't talk to me until you can run an entire apple orchard in your head

>>150039683
Hal Jordan and any underage Death Battle fighter of your choice

>>150039819
KINGtos is such a good guy. We will never have a better winner.

>>150039751
I remember that thread. Good times.

Very weird how I haven't seen more people clowning on the 3rd graders programmers that JOBBED (Goku,sonic,Frisk,Saber,Kratos,Gojo,Reimu,Arceus,Saitama)

>>150039314
your verse = negged

>>150039822
No Megumin impregnation ending? Dropped.

Bruce Banner TAUGHT Godzilla to be a monster no longer.

>>150039662
>Moon Destruction shown at 1300 Attack Points
>In Battle City, Ra is Summoned with 5,850 Attack Points by tributing Harpie Lady Sisters
>Yugi just tanks the attack from Ra, which is worth at minimum 4.5 Moon Destructions
>barely takes damage, just knocked down for a bit

By scaling logic Yugi absolutely shits on Ash even without cards lol

>>150039828
Why did Simon and Kratos fuse? Could any character beat a fusion that powerful?

>Ultima Godzilla's weakness is math and shit
>Therefore, Banner hard counters Ultima Godzilla
That's honestly an awesome way for Hulk to win. It's refreshing to see a match-up be determined by a character's capabilities vs his opponent's weakness instead of pure powerlevel faggotry.

>>150039817
…and KINGtos as well.

>>150039858
>fanfiction

>>150039854
And I mean cmon, Simon literally being the answer to pwn IT....When his last match was against potential man, data manip edition?

>>150039854
What's Saitama doing mixed in with all those featless frauds?

>>150039563
Asura winning would just mean another Flash vs Quicksilver brand nothingburger

Why didn't Ultima just destroy the machine Banner was making?

>>150039866
Post Yugi tanking school bully punches

I NEED ASH'S COCK

>>150039878
He was too busy getting face fucked by Hulk.

>>150039867
KINGtos would have to lower himself down to SISSYmon's level

KINGtos never loses.

>>150039881
Pikachu calm the fuck down

>>150039881
Serena...

>>150039881
Hulkfags are so weird...

>>150039881
Ash....

Luv Rubes
Ate Yang
Ate Bla(nd)ke
Ate RWBY
Ate Rooster Teeth
Simple as

>>150039349
>>150039394
>stops time
>anally rapes Hulk a million times with his bone cock
gg ez

>>150039866
He gets stronger by the end. After learning his true name, Atem's magic can nullify attacks from Zorc. So yes, Atem can beat Ash without cards. Atem vs Ash would be like that scene where Mewtwo tosses Ash away with TK.

Your complex math and science are useless against me because I am retarded

>>150039881
KINGtos…

>>150039878
Because Ultima is retarded, and DB declared ALL zillas had ties to Goji Ultima so now ALL godzillas and zillas are retarded.

>>150039881
Every Pokemon girl and Anzu...

>>150039909
Broly...

>>150039885
Why didn't he just destroy all of the stuff in the past since he's an acausal being?

>>150039878
It was really weird. I asked him why and he just gulped and said "WELL, I COULD do it but it was just really funny, okay?" and then he went back to jobbing at the RTS game he was playing on his computer. Then he laughed awkwardly and said "man, this is really funny, huh?"
Weird guy.

>>150039909
You?

Jobs to EDUCATION KNIGHT who is a servant of LAW GODS

>>150039878
He did, Banner had to restart each time

I love this God of War general.

>>150039926
COMEDYzilla...

>>150039909
LOWEREDUCATIONtos...

>>150039937
*KINGtos, Cuckoldry, and Homosexuality General

>>150039900
WHY IS IT ALWAYS FUCKING GAY SEX WITH YOU FAGGOTS

I'm currently on round 4785918923739086043789004958030237840389022145684 of trying to solve Ultima, wish me luck guys!

All that needs to be said is KINGtos.

A THOUSAND TIMES
A MILLION
A TRILLION
I JUST NEED ONE.

>>150039944
We all love Asura here that's why

>>150039555
Say less

>>150039944
We are in the KINGtos general.

Marvel just won.
That means Death Battle will implement the gay pity system and make another Marvel character lose. Who's next on the chopping block? Do people care enough about the character?

>Strange has been voiced by Liam O'Brien in MVCI
>Asura was voiced by Liam O'Brien in the game
>Gaara is voiced by Liam OBrien in Naruto's anime
>All lost
Bros...

GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX

>>150039937
You want a good faith discussion of the God of War franchise? Fine, I'll start: It's absolutely funny how the Titans could have won in GoW 3 if Gaia didn't pull a retard, and gave a simple fucking lie like "Kratos, my strength fails me, we must regroup. The blood of Kronos shall guide you back to the front, Spartan"

>>150039879
I can post pictures of Yugi satanically torturing school bullies to the point where they're completely mind broken and and (sometimes) dead.

My question for you is how many people has Ash killed?

>>150039956
They just really hate Liam's voice I guess

>>150039956
>Reverse Flash was voiced by Liam O'Brien in Injustice 2
>He wins

NINE MILLION UNIVERSES LOWBALLED

>>150039186 (OP)
Come here 8-A...
Dont hide for me now...
Hehehehe...

>>150039955
>mfw a Kratosfag or shitposter pretending to be a Kratosfag speaks to me

I raped Simon the Digger after Nia got killed in her wedding.

>>150039952
Who is Asura?

>>150039979
YOKO NO

>>150039963
Honestly the Greek Gods could've killed Kratos if they all decided to group together and decided to jump him like Chronos.

>>150039980
A FRAUDtos victimizer.

>>150039979
>Kamina rapes Simon and kills Nia in the reboot
first foolycooly now this, does Adult Swim's dogshit reach have no limits?

>>150039991
How strong would it be the Fujo equation?

Simon and Kratos duo vs. All of fiction

>>150039881
Goh...

>>150039980
A Kratos victim

>>150040006
KINGtos would never need cucky Simon's help.

>>150039956
Would Strange beat Fate nowadays or is Fate more layers into outerversal?

who's his best MU

>>150039186 (OP)
She's going to die but it's ok

>>150039993
The should have by God of War 2, fuck. Athena KNEW that Kratos was going to the sisters of fate when he was trying to re-awaken the phoenix. Honestly, I think that was their plan at the end of GoW 2 and GoW 3, but Kratos brought forth the Titans.

Then again, I suspect Athena being a villain at GoW 2

>>150040019
Strange should've won and still wins

>>150040006
Kratos something something greek heritage something something Simon waking up the next day with a sore ass

>>150040029
They will somehow scale her to Spongebob and give her the win.

I've had enough Death Battle. My matches were great but it's time to leave forever. Goodbye.

Remember the time Yugi used ancient Egyptian dark magic to make someone hang himself

>>150039965
>Fooled a retard so he's now unstoppable
>How many people have killed Ash
I think he died once in an episode with Haunter and Mewtwo and Mew's blasts killed him. But he came back to life pretty quickly after.
Yugi can supposedly tank something 4.5 times stronger than a moon buster. So this no name kid must be even stronger.

>>150040052
See you tomorrow.

Zenless vs Genshin. LETS GO

>>150040056
deserved

>>150040065
Why does he look like that

>>150039881
Serena wouldn't say this because she already took Ash's cock by force.

>>150040029
Did Monty Oum ever think she'd win?

>>150040029
I just want her to win to watch another epic weeb meltdown. I still cherish the absolute seethe generated by her not only getting in Blazblue Tag, but winning Evo. Tranimes roping left and right. Glorious.

>>150040023
Arceus. Lockstein & Gnoggin claim their matchup is too close to call, so call it.

>>150039286
>the world if KEKtos wasn’t wanked

Thoughts?

>>150040019
Strange and Fate have done nothing but job but Strange jobs a little less.

>>150039944
HeteroSISSIES KNEEL to homoKINGS

>>150040166
>gutsmitri

>wrong

Huh??????
motherfucker they even downplayed fe by not using any lightning dodging/light dodging feats or scaled him to the global flood.

>>150039969
>>150040146
>Lockstein & Gnoggin claim their matchup is too close to call, so call it
Mega Rayquaza because unlike Ultra NecroSHITma and ArKEKYus it actually destroys a meteor without any harm to itself unlike either of those jobbers

>>150040181
Nigga they outright said Dimitri wins because of video game logic which is fucking retarded

>>150039683
Draw Maka fucking Ruby with a strap on while Ruby admits how weak and pathetic she is.

>>150039881
Sam Raimi…

>>150040166
>Vergil losing was wrong
Post Vergil destroying a solar system

>>150040194
>videogame logic
>in a videogame verse

... Anon i think you need a nap.

Lancelot/JETS would be pretty cool in Death Battle.

>>150040166
>Wrong outcome
>Tifa vs Yang isn't there

>>150040166
Carnage vs Lucy was absolutely not wrong at the time
Lobo vs GR and Spider-Man vs Batman are also not debatable what are you talking about?
And how is Sephy vs Virgil wrong?
Rest are whatever or I can at least see it

>>150039286
KINGtos company fuark

I'm doing a really specific kind of tier list. DB combatants and how wanked they are. Not even in DB itself, but like, the wider web and powerscaling community as a whole from what I've seen. There are 3 categories
>Generally wanked (People think this character is stronger than they actually are)
>Generally balanced (Accurate most of the time, rarely see downplay/wank)
>Generally downplayed (People think this character is weaker than they actually are)

>>150040211
>he can just respawn because...because video game characters just respawn okay!?

>>150040166
>omnidock wrong outcome
come on.

>>150040212
Who would he even fight?

>>150040194
>disregard the mechanics of the primary source material

Yes Kirby is a fraud who dies in like 8 hits.
Yes Sonic's best strategy for beating anyone is picking up the same ring over and over again

>>150040165
Nah that would be any google street view of India, home of JEETsura

>>150040232
>Carnage vs Lucy was absolutely not wrong at the time
What stupid bullshit did they give him since then?

>>150039361
It wouldn't surprise me if the novel translation gets debunked in a few years too.
Same thing happened to the prequel Godzilla Earth novel.

>>150040240
Its ok when hulk does it?

REMINDER:

>>150040182
Everyone knows MeGOAT RayGODza mogs but the Arc vs Necrozma matchup is still cool.

>>150040247
I like how this picture implies Capcom gives two fucks about Asura's Wrath

>>150040253
Apparently he's some multiversal warping god now I haven't kept up with Cates Venom's autism and fallout
When the match happened he was just "Spider-Man but slightly stronger"

Whoever recommended me Yomi no Tsugai, thanks, I missed the vibes of light heartedness and world conspiracy that FMA had.

>>150040259
The novel is literally online. Multiple people have gone through it with MTL, and they generally agree on what it says.

>>150040166
Get over yourself.

>>150040232
>And how is Sephy vs Virgil wrong?
Sephiroth gets beaten by a twink Captain America and his party of normal humans. Vergil was canonically stronger than Mundus but only lost to him due to being exhausted by his fight with Dante. They were outright wrong trying to say Sephiroth is faster than Vergil. You'd have to be retarded to think Sephiroth really beats Vergil.

>>150040166
>Krasura
Obviously.
>Omnidock
Even with the stats they gave them Bardock wins.
>Colecer
I actually agree because I think Blacklight and the Vampire virus that is typically said for why Cole doesn't job aren't comparable enough but this is definitely debatable
>Gutsmitri
Nah, Dimitri smokes Guts, Fire Emblem didn't even get lightspeed wank
>Ghobo
I agree with DB here.
>Carneo
>Blackman
Don't care for or remember either of these
>Sephigil
I think this one's correct, and yes Supernova is an illusion
>Garph
Obviously.
>Batderman
Nah I think Spiderman still wins.
>Greeneye
See Carneo and Blackman.

That's my two cents.

>>150040166
>3/4 of Batman’s fights are on this tier list
>the only one that didn’t appear is the one he won against Captain America
>that fight is more highly debatable than all of those other fights combined
BatFAG detected.
Tier list rejected.

>>150040166
It was correct

THE ASS VOID WON!!!!! KAIJUFAGS MUST KNEEL AND COPE!!!

>>150040210
Post Sephiroth destroying a solar system that ISN'T just an illusion which can never kill anyone because it's just a shitty gravity spell.

>>150040241
>>150040296
Ragebait

>>150040285
I knew they did this kind of stupid bullshit Venom, being part of Knull who's a multiversal elder god guy. So it stands to reason they do the same for Carnage, because of course they can't let this shit stay in one corner, they have to make it spread

>>150040317
I mean it's pretty obvious that's why I just said "come on"
not mad just disappointed

>>150040297
>beaten by a twink Captain America and his party of normal humans
...I don't think you know how strong Captain America or "normal humans" are

I think Batman vs Spider-Man is correct if you're using standard gear Batman with no knowledge. Some punk can get lucky and shoot Bruce. What's he suppose to do against Peter without prep? Batman vs Iron Man is different because both got EVERYTHING. Otherwise, Tony would just stomp.

>>150040240
respawn???

When does dimitri fucking respawn???

>>150040334
wrong. he knows :)

>>150040334
CAPTAIN AMERICA IS NOT BEATING VERGIL NIGGA

>>150040275
Nah, it implies their branded goycattle will cope and seethe on behalf of even their most discarded, disrespected failed franchises. Except Mega Man for some reasson

BatKEK lost.
Four times.

>>150040328
I wonder if there is a term for this sort of thing that is resurging the old comic book approach to cosmic esotericism. Nu-Cosmic?

EVERYONE!!!! DO THE NIKODANCE IN CELEBRATION OF FAGZILLA DYING!!!!

Goku should have beat Superman. If you want an honest debate, I'm here.

>>150040138
he just wants to see two scythe wielding girls fight

>>150040364
Do you really think Captain America casually chops buildings in half in his comics?

>>150040376
You have to deal with ME now

I don't really get the Dimitri vs Guts discourse. Without wank they're relatively grounded superhumans and Dimitri goes way farther with wank, not to mention he has a range advantage because he can be reclassed effectively enough as an archer or mage. Maybe Guts could beat Dimitri in close combat but what's he gonna do against getting blasted with magic way farther away, or if Dimitri gets an entire battalion of disposable soldiers?

NIKODANCE NOW!!!!

>>150040369
Three Times in Death Battle. He won against Cap.

>>150040247
>JEETsura
>he copes with no proof

>>150040412
Why is Kratos such a gluttonous degenerate?

Gamera could win

>>150040384
I agree, but why?

>>150040414
…which was the wrong outcome. It’s a 50/50 fight at best. Were you the BatFAG that made the tier list and conveniently BatKEK’s only “win”?

>ai slop
These threads have fallen.

>>150040366
Most Mega Man matchups are such obvious stomps against them even with wank that they're not worth getting upset over, even Zero was a lucky win, if that fight had happened two or three seasons later he would have died. There is nothing wrong with losing.

>>150040429
...Is he okay?

>>150040442
I don't even make pictures man. I just said Cap is his only win. I also disapprove Batwank because it lead to shit like Batman who Keks, or Batman easily 1v1ing Regime members in Injustice 2.

>godzillabros and hulkbros congradulated each other and burried the hatchet.
>retards sperg out

>>150040462
HEY HULK!!! DO THE NIKODANCE WITH ME!!!!!

OH NO NO NO NO

PFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sephiroth vs Vergil is wrong

>>150040429
There is nothing wrong with that.

>>150040479
Kill yourself, Nikofaggot.

>>150040410
Fire Emblem as a setting is fairly well known for allowing perma death on units (until more recent outings) in a setting where most of the threatening units are literally just soldiers and bandits.
Even the special characters in these settings still use horses and bows when if they had their attributed stats they would be useless compared to magic and on foot movement in combat.

Famished, Asura?

Diddy Kong vs Miles 'Tails' Prower

>>150040166
>batman vs black panther
>batman vs spider-man
>wrong
How?

>>150040502
DON'T BE MEAN!!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE ASS VOID HELPED YOU ON YOUR VICTORY!!!

You asked for this, /dbg/.

>>150040486
Vergil is even more screwed now that Sephiroth fight across multiple timelines simultaneously as of Rebirth.
>In the Final Fantasy VII Rebirth Ultimania, Tetsuya Nomura explained that Sephiroth's existence transcends worlds and he exists simultaneously in multiple worlds. When Zack comes to help Cloud fight Sephiroth, they both exist in a moment where the two worlds join. Further, when Zack, Cloud, and the other party members all fight Sephiroth Reborn, though they are presumably existing in separate worlds, they are still fighting the same entity.

>>150040512
He's just racist

>>150040520
Kill yourself Nikosissy. Us HulkGODS hate you.

>>150040509
It’s pretty funny since Asura doesn’t actually need to eat, drink nor breathe to survive.

>>150040512
>I-If he had the hellbat armor...!

>>150040462
I fucking love Batman and I like how /dbg/ reacted to the episode, basically both Hulkbros and Zillabros got up and shook hands and the only autistic screeching came from peanut gallery nogs like listtroon that are upset there ISN'T a total footy-tier melty from the "losing side"

>>150040448
? Metal sonic only chance of winning is post 2022 when the wank really started to hit, fuck, even as "early" as SvM2 they had sonic peak at large town level.

>>150040463
Very well. Just know that the tier list is almost invalidated with all but one BatKEK fight on the list, Hulkzilla, Asuratos, Chiefslayer, Simonkyle, Spawnrider, and Ironluthor shitting up the thread.

>>150040476
I don't think there was ever much of a hatchet in the first place.
Mostly just rage farmers.
Not like there is much use for directing grievances towards one another in these threads when they would be directed to Death Battle.
Also it helps that the episode was kinda lukewarm for all the hype that went into it. Made all the potential energy just sorta deflate.

>>150040166
Cole vs. Alex wasn't wrong
neither was GR vs. Lobo or BP vs. Batman or Batman vs. Spider-Man, you're also missing Yang vs. Tifa which is one of the worst matchups they've ever done

>>150040166
>Guts vs Dimitri
>Wrong

>>150040537
As a fellow Hulkbro, we don't like the Nilosissy either. I suggest we team up to defeat a common enemy. /dbg/ needs to be safe from him.

>>150040540
Do you know how strong Vergil got in 5?

>>150040410
Guts has better feats like actually dodging supersonic opponents or destroying massive amounts of stone and metal in single blows
Dimitri is literally statesmentsman that needs to rely on fucking weird bullshit to get him to nuke level like they did in the episode and as the other anon said is from a game series where you commonly die to bandits with regular ass swords
It's maybe facetious to call it street tier Krasura but it's kind of street tier Krasura

>>150040446
Have you been here at all in the past year

>>150040434
Death Battle incorrectly scaled Superman to World Forger when the writer confirmed he's not that level of power. Also, outside help from Batman with all the suns. They showed Xeno Goku, but mainline canon Goku already destroys even the DB-version of Superman they used.

These are statements from Death Battle, not me:
>Superman is only 1/5ths of a Big bang
>Goku can surpass future sight, has ultra instinct, and comparable top speed.
>Goku is more skilled of a fighter and had way more experience fighting with villains that are on par with his own level of strength
>Better mobility via instant transmission

Keep in mind Goku was able to fight someone in the middle of instant transmission (which is instant) - that level of combat speed and reaction time is not something Superman has been able to shown. Strength: I already said World Forger doesn't count so Superman's attack potency is not some multiverse whatever they spewed out. Skill, speed, strength, techniques all go to Goku meaning he should win. The only way Superman can theoretically win is if we bring in outside help.

>>150040568
>>150040476
Apparently there's seethe on other parts of the internet but here, I think most of us are just glad it's over (and Ruby vs Maka being such a snoozefest helped kill the momentum)
Godzilla's defeat to Banner is pretty much in line to how humans beat Godzilla in the vast majority of his own films

>>150040584
nta but Vergil cutting concepts with Yamato and slicing through spacetime and pocket dimensions and all that doesn't really scale to the time janny bullshit they're doing in FFVIIR currently, it's genuinely retarded

Could Asura's feats save him from the HORDE?

>>150040584
Vergil can't even cut down the tree by himself according to Dante. Meanwhile, Sephiroth split timelines apart as of Rebirth, and wants to merge the timelines into one uber one into himself.

>>150040588
>weird bullshit

we see him scale to someone who can hurt a dragon that can tank valley nuking nukes...and thats a lowball.

>Otto still hasn't shown up
Oh fuck was he actually deported

>>150040625
>hundreds of stone-level jobbers

T-Tree?

>>150040625
Kratos Horde vs. 1 Trillion Lions is the next episode btw

>>150040588
You know what? just say it.

Admit you just dont like fire emblem 3 houses cuz dimitri beat guts

>>150040486
Vergil vs Sephiroth was right then and is even more right now

>>150040504
Well duh, I definitely don't actually believe faster than lighting Guts and island level Dimitri. I think they're generally street tier to building tier settings. It's just that I feel Dimitri has more advantages over Guts.
>>150040588
Dimitri can kill big ass monsters and is comparable to characters who can create huge fire storms though. I also don't buy that Guts isn't threatened by regular bandits with swords and arrows or can actually move at supersonic speeds as much as Dimitri can because he dodges a light or lightning spell or arrows.

so who'd win this fight? based on how DB scales them I lean towards Supes because 'muh no limits beats breaking them'

>>150040625
>can a human beat all the ants in an anthill
jeez idk

>>150040665
Is there anybody who could actually beat Superman?

>>150040606
See, I'm lurking in several communities about Godzilla and they aren't even discussing the video. Lmfao

>>150040649
This guy needs to brush his teeth.

>>150040665
If we use the highest level scaling, then Supes has it. Story of Superman is comparable if not outright superior than the highest levels of Marvel's cosmology

>>150040684
literally superboy prime and the unkindness gang beat up pre crisis and prime one million to death thru sheer brute force.

Also 10 billion sun heat

>>150040660
>I also don't buy that Guts isn't threatened by regular bandits with swords and arrows
Guts literally killed 100 men well before he even lost his arm and eye or acquired the Berserker armor. He's not threatened by bandits at all lmao.

>>150040665
If Superman just tries to brawl him, Hulk will infinitely revive. Superman would have to pull a Banner use his head since Superman is a genius smarter than a Super computer (at least Pre Crisis Superman was).

kinda funny how Sepiroth gets incidentally gigawanked to omniniggaversal while carrying out the creator's "Final Fantasy House" tier fanfiction and yet you could probably still genuinely argue he jobs to Porky

>>150040684
Thor is the most likely candidate.

>>150040639
...and then you actually play the game where he canonically dies to a bunch of literal normal men with spears.

>>150040639
>who can hurt a dragon that can tank valley nuking nuke
and can you guess the reason why characters can hurt dragons?

>>150040698
Neither is Dimitri who routinely splatters battalions of soldiers and decimates thousands alone per battle in the Warriors game.

>>150040599
I'm not a Superman reader, but I am fairly sure that Batman had those suns set up so that they would be just outside of Clark's range rather than to aid him.
My take is fairly basic: I just think the Death Battle approach is a bit bonkers and causes characters to be nearly unrecognizable simulacra of themselves.
Most media isn't built in such a way that is compatible with the top most feat skimming. My opinion is that it generally is only useful as an approach in series that have serial escalation.
I'd like for things to try and be a more holistic in terms of analysis rather than maximal.

>>150040625
>Asura yells really loud
>Kratos horde immediately vaporizes

>>150040684
Thor if you give him the highest wank possible.

>>150040660
>strreet tier to building level settings

in the universe with the town sized dragons, country sized grima, spinning the planet, creating worldwide floods, country destroying earthquakes, fire dragons turning continents to ash, and global nuclear winter?

>>150040719
Doesn't Dimitri canonically shatter steel swords by swinging them too hard?

It's funny to me. Itsuno's Dante is a featsman, but Kamiya's Dante fought Mundus who could create a Universe. Nothing comes close to that in any game after DMC1. Urizen is suppose to be stronger than Mundus, but nothing he does is nearly as impressive as what Kamiya said. I'm sure if Kamiya had directed later DMCs, he would have gone full Bayonetta crazy with it.

>>150040719
Berserk has a musou game and Guts literally does the same thing in said game. Do you really want to use that logic?

>>150040537
COPE KAIJUFAGGOT!!!

>>150040581
>>150040545
NOT TRUE!!! ALL HULKBROS LOVE NIKO AND THE ASS VOID!!!

>Maka
>Deku
MY BULLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150040719
Heck he fucking does that in 3h too, every unit can take batallions of people and fight giant light beam shooting golems even in the early chapters and in the silver wolves dlc

>>150040740
There's literally been no cope from the kaijufag. What are you talking about?

>>150040738
Uhhh sure? They're completely comparable settings like I said.

You were a suitable meal for a warrior, Asura...

If Hulk Teach gets ripped I'll storytime it

>>150040709
Yeah... and this was berserk dimitri who has been fighting alone for several years against imperial armies.

>>150040660
>Dimitri can kill big ass monsters
As can Guts
>is comparable to characters who can create huge fire storms though
Yeah, with magic nigga. Guts has also fought characters with super strong magic.
>I also don't buy that Guts isn't threatened by regular bandits with swords and arrows or can actually move at supersonic speeds
Guts in the fucking Golden Age killed 100 bandits in a single night and only got stronger since then. And yes he literally does react to (though he admittedly can't perceive) a straight up supersonic opponent and literally does blatantly outspeed arrows, again in the first arcs of Berserk. Dimitri does not.

>>150040677
You'd need trello to kill them all

>>150040689
Well yeah, there is so much official media right now about Godzilla, that there is hardly any oxygen for fanworks like Death Battle.
That's honestly probably why Hulk's previews got so many views, there is a lot of Hulk material that people are vaguely aware of, but no big media appearances to talk about.

>>150040684
Doomsday.

>>150040758
Why did you eat Godzilla?? Do you have access to the Ass Void???

>>150040767
>magic means it doesnt count

dude just cope. Dimitri scales to a fucking nuke that vaporized a valley AT A DOWNPLAY

>>150040763
Oh I didn't realize fighting for a long time made your ~nuke level durability go down to ~spear level!

>>150040556
Unironically gives me hope for this general. Maybe we can be this respectful between anime and comics and be better men

>>150040789
Yeah dude just like Kratos scales to a multiversal tree at a lowball right?

>>150040781
Yeah, there's definite crossover exhaustion setting in. Like, he fucking crossed over with Skate or Die, Great Gatsby, Ninja Turtles, DC twice, revisited Marvel, is in fucking Fortnite, and is probably gonna do a crossover with IDW's Street Sharks comic.

>>150040790
I mean in context... those spears are viable in the battlefield.

Do you think humans are "gun level"? they pierce skin and fuck up internal organs, they dont explode you.

This was a tired alone dimitri. Did he even have the relic? Gotta check.

>>150040793
People here just need to know when to know how to handle bants, along with when to spot some nigger is just banting for derailment and ignore it.

>>150040789
I don't think scaling Dimitri to Rhea's true form is really indicative of his actual level.

>>150040717
K
B
C

>>150040745
>Maka scales to this
oh my fucking god this is so funny

>>150040801
???? unlike kratos we do see what the javelins to the enviorement when they strike, its not just statements.

Rhea tanked that several times over.

>>150040789
>Dimitri scales to a fucking nuke
No. He doesn't

>>150040811
why not
he scales to being able to hurt hegemon edel in his route who is at least comparable to her own route where she kills rhea

all relics are the same powerlevel wise.

Who is the dumbest character who can beat Godzilla Ultima?

>>150040809
I agree but some people take it to far like saying an author is dead or insane cuckpastas.

There needs to be Death Battles where people get killed before using their wincon. Take Shirou/Archer for example. They got to take time to say their chant and preparing the magical energy for their reality marble. Certain opponents could blitz them while they are going "I am the bone of my sword!" Hell this actually happened in UBW with Shirou cutting off Gilgamesh's arm before he could use Ea.

>>150040722
>Batman had those suns set up
Exactly. The World Forger scenes are NOT an indication of Superman's scaling, he's mega-amped and needed outside help. Not to mention it wasn't even a "fight" and World Forger didn't even really take huge damage. He wasn't even knocked out, he was talking right after and stood up. So Supes needed a ton of suns and his punch didn't even shatter a continent, while Goku's fist was able to take a force that was destroying multiple infinite-sized realm at the very beginning of Super.


>Speed
Goku takes it because he can fight in the middle of "instant".
>Power
Goku's main villains increase exponentially in strength linearly, he never has to team up with a league to struggle against city level threats. He's been shown being multiverse level BEFORE he even participates in the tournament of power because of the Beerus clash.
>Skill
Goku is a better martial artist and has been more battle tested in actual skillful combat with enemies with comparable strength to himself. Superman had to do a quantum shout to shatter Multiversal Darkseid, nearly always needs Batman, etc., he doesn't really usually trade punches and do direct combat for most of the larger threats. Goku also has ultra instinct making hand to hand combat really unfair.
>Techniques
Nothing Supes has can really bother peak Goku. He's dealt with Time shenanigans before (Hit) and also, Goku's reaction speed and combat speed via mid-IT is so superior to Superman, Supes would get speedblitzed and killed if Goku is bloodlusted.

The only scenario in which Superman wins if outside help is allowed. Batman and the DC shenanigans are more absurd than the dragonballs and the rest of Goku's friends.

>>150040827
Yeshhe does. Watch the episode.

>>150040824
You're right anon! Let's see what happens when Dimitri, who is stronger than most of the imperial soldiers who killed him, does when he uses his spear on the enviro- oh...

>>150040767
I'm not saying Guts can't. I'm just saying they have comparable feats, and then Dimitri has more stuff on top of that.
>Yeah, with magic nigga. Guts has also fought characters with super strong magic.
Has Guts ever taken (or produced) a building sized fire storm to the face and lived? If so, cool, they're comparable.
>killed 100 bandits in a single night
Dimitri can do that and more as well. I'm just saying that if you wanna take the "well Dimitri CAN get killed by bandits!" then Guts COULD be killed by bandits too.
>And yes he literally does react to (though he admittedly can't perceive) a straight up supersonic opponent
I don't buy Berserk being a supersonic setting with reaction speeds as much as I buy Fire Emblem being a supersonic setting.
>Dimitri does not.
He also has dubious arrow dodging feats.

>>150040556
>>150040793
>>150040809
I'm a Hulkbro, but I also love Godzilla. I really didn't want to see him lose, but I had to support my hero. I had fun shitposting and I'm glad that both Hulkbros and Godzillabros got along after the results aside from a few schizos.

>>150040660
I need to catch up with Berserk. I got to the end of the boat arc, but fell off the wagon then.
As much as I don't like Fire Emblem characters suddenly being so much more powerful than they were in previous titles (sans magic weapons that specifically do x thing), it is hard to ignore that the Musou game has really inflated their stats.
Honestly I am still just kinda salty about the ending, it felt overly sentimental to me. If Guts were to die, it really feels like he wouldn't be in a state where he could still be standing.

>>150040740
No one likes you. In fact, I'm pretty sure no one LIKED you.

>>150040811
Of course Dimitri scales to Rhea, every high end Fire Emblem character is roughly comparable to each other and arguably the "low tiers" too. Byleth and Edelgard don't magically go in the Black Eagle Time Chamber to train before they fight Rhea and never do this before fighting Dimitri.
The real dubiousness is claiming a character is nuke level when they survive the brunt of an explosion.

>>150040857
Died standing up is suppose to be a badass thing. See Whitebeard in Naruto. Or how Lee was unconscious against Gaara, but still stood up in a battle pose.

>>150040847
i mean... thats pre time skip.

and not using the relic....

and ot hurting the empress lady thst could fight the dragon lady that endured the nukes that are shown to have caused a valley to be vaporized in the world map.

And not using the global flood feat sothis did that scales the relics to that level.

>>150040740
KINGtos will TEACH nikoBITCH in being a better man

>>150039702

First time drawing

>>150040809
There's still always going to be some nigger spamming the same gay ritualpost FOREVER regardless if it's ignored or filtered. This is a site-wide problem.

>>150040879
>>150040874
Meant Whitebeard in One Piece. My mistake. But it's a common trope.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiedStandingUp

>>150040874
i mean... the "blunt" of a valley destroying nuke is still beyond anything guts endured.

And that is just from one of em, and Rhea endured several and was in fighting condition for the final battle.

>>150040808
Nah. You only need like 5 times your dura for the average 9mm bullet to stop piercing you. The difference between nuclear shit and a lance is millions of times.

>>150040830
The battles with Rhea are portrayed as long and arduous, with many people chipping in to actually kill her. IIRC, she also used a shield spell when tanking the javelin, but I haven't played 3H in a long time.
>>150040855
Same, but on the other side. I hope that the Hulk will finally get another good movie or TV show eventually. What the MCU has done to one of the best introspective characters is shameful.
>>150040874
Outside of gameplay mechanics, I recall the narrative portraying Rhea as significantly above everyone else when she's the Immaculate One.

>>150040848
Or well...

FE bandits >>>>>>> Berserk bandits

since in one setting they fight with lightning bolts and light based blasts equally with lances and bows.

>>150040904
Yeah... they killed her.
When the javelins of light didnt. (besides we only see byleth and edel standing in the final battle vs rhea)

So dunno what the fuck youre arguing.

Kylemon after the results:
>Simonfags: HAHA DC SUCKS AND ANIME WON!
>Kylefags: FUCK YOU! SIMON IS A CÜCK!

Hulkzilla (supposedly the most toxic matchup) after the results
>HulkGODS: Great fight man.
>GODzillabros: Thanks bro, congrats on the win.

>>150040848
>Has Guts ever taken (or produced) a building sized fire storm to the face and lived
Yes, from Ganishka, though it was lightning
>Dimitri can do that and more as well
It's established pretty well in the general setting of FE that no, you can't do that in the setting. It's literally why you're supposed to command a ton of units instead of just running one man army with certain characters. Dimitri himself canonically dies to being ganged up on, admittedly while exhausted, but Guts also killed said 100 bandits while exhausted and while he was far more inexperienced. Guts is just more impressive. Maybe Dimitri could, in some scenarios take on a bunch of mooks and live but Guts does the same thing EXPLICITLY and thus more concretely and easily.
>don't buy Berserk being a supersonic setting
Rosaline blatantly makes sonic booms with her movements. Guts can't see her, but he does react to her charges from very close range. Dimitri has never done anything comparable because FE has no speed feats.
>He also has dubious arrow dodging feats
Nothing on the level of Guts running a good 30+ feet while arrows are midflight to intercept them before they hit Casca when they're maybe 10 ft away from her.

I'm not saying Guts hard stomps like Asura obviously shitstomps Kratos, he's just way better demonstrably than Dimitri without garbage scaling and muh lorewank.

>>150040903
Have you considered that fe humans are just... superhuman?

The regular students even those without cresrs aare able to fight golems and assist in killing rhea/edel/nemesis alongside the lords.

>>150040928
we must be dryer men.....

>>150040923
>Hulkzilla (supposedly the most toxic matchup) after the results
>>HulkGODS: Great fight man.
>>GODzillabros: Thanks bro, congrats on the win.

>Kratosfags to anyone who will listen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150040898
It's still a good feat, don't get me wrong, it's just comparing someone surviving part of an explosion that razes a valley to the entire output of the explosion is not correct. I also agree that Dimitri fucks up Guts. I just feel that nuke level is silly and there should be a better way to classify that feat.
>>150040904
I mean she's strong and final boss tier but I don't recall Byleth and Edelgard looking any worse for wear in the cutscenes comparatively to Byleth and Dimitri vs Monster Edelgard. They and Claude actually looked the most fucked up against Nemesis funnily enough from what I recall.

>>150040940
Aquamanbros...

>>150040925
dude. Just cope.

Guts cant compare to the magic nukes destroying a valley

or a global flood.

>>150040832
Maybe Doofenshmirtz, he's usually pretty stupid but I can see him lucking into the strategy of just building a series of -inators that somehow magically solve the problem, like some kind of "RubeGoldberg-inator"

>>150039858
>your verse = negged
>non canon ian flynn slop
also him being the writer alone already caps anything sonic (and super sonic) does at planetary, and so are the weak versions of the people he faces

>>150040922
Like I said, it's been a while since I played the game so I don't recall exactly when TWSID used the javelins against the school.

>>150040832
Probably one of those "idiot savant" characters who are so stupid it wraps back around to being genius.

>>150040923
I think this just so confirms Hulk losing would've caused the shitshow

>Hulkzilla unironically TAUGHT posters to be better men by acting mature when their hero wins/loses
Kino.

>>150040946
It is. Youbjust dont like the direct scaling making it clear guts is outclassed.

>>150040956
then why speak, dumbass?

Did or did not have the nuked used to nuke the valley

>>150040879
No I understand that, it's just that I don't like it. That's part of the sentimental aspect.
I think it hurts the storytelling. I would personally have liked if Guts got impaled but rather than die instantly he tries to pull himself closer to Dimitri to land the final strike.

>>150040984
>Did or did not have the nuked used to nuke the valley
Am I just sleep deprived? I can't understand what you're saying at all here.

>>150040166
trvth nvke
I anticipate the edits to this

>>150040947
That bitch isn't even Mach 1

>>150040928
>>150040940
I don't laugh at many of these, but these two got me.

>>150040840
>>Batman had those suns set up
>Exactly. The World Forger scenes are NOT an indication of Superman's scaling, he's mega-amped and needed outside help. Not to mention it wasn't even a "fight" and World Forger didn't even really take huge damage. He wasn't even knocked out, he was talking right after and stood up. So Supes needed a ton of suns and his punch didn't even shatter a continent, while Goku's fist was able to take a force that was destroying multiple infinite-sized realm at the very beginning of Super.
>
>
>>Speed
>Goku takes it because he can fight in the middle of "instant".
>>Power
>Goku's main villains increase exponentially in strength linearly, he never has to team up with a league to struggle against city level threats. He's been shown being multiverse level BEFORE he even participates in the tournament of power because of the Beerus clash.
>>Skill
>Goku is a better martial artist and has been more battle tested in actual skillful combat with enemies with comparable strength to himself. Superman had to do a quantum shout to shatter Multiversal Darkseid, nearly always needs Batman, etc., he doesn't really usually trade punches and do direct combat for most of the larger threats. Goku also has ultra instinct making hand to hand combat really unfair.
>>Techniques
>Nothing Supes has can really bother peak Goku. He's dealt with Time shenanigans before (Hit) and also, Goku's reaction speed and combat speed via mid-IT is so superior to Superman, Supes would get speedblitzed and killed if Goku is bloodlusted.
>
>The only scenario in which Superman wins if outside help is allowed. Batman and the DC shenanigans are more absurd than the dragonballs and the rest of Goku's friends.


Skimming this garbage
>Comparing bathroom sized Hit timestop to the level of hax Superman has dealt with alone
>More disingenuous babble
Listroon you're need to take your meds. Goku gets annihilated

>>150040832
Patrick Star.

>>150040996
you might be if you think Guts tanking something like this.

even lowballed to a hundred times.

>>150040740
NOT SO FAST. I'M TAKING GODZILLA OUT OF THE ASSVOID IF IT KILLS ME, YOU GLUTTONOUS MOTHERFUCKER
https://youtu.be/OuX9Tk-acjw?t=280

>>150041026
My HEROOOOOOO

>>150040961
fuck you idiot we're done with this what if shit
the time has come to set up the RWBY three-ring circus pointing out all of that show's numerous, hilarious flaws, posting l00ds, and also laughing at Soul Eater's total irrelevance in the '20s

Oh right Maka vs Ruby is technically a 2v1...she has the friendship force

>>150040840
>Beerus leech feat where Beerus has statements of controlling the fight's clash ki
>Goku has needed extreme help and also dies to most of his villains.
Superman wins.

>>150041026
>even Gamera is fighting against HIM
This truly is an Avengers level threat.

Another thread won by KINGtos.

>>150040925
>It's established pretty well in the general setting of FE that no, you can't do that in the setting. It's literally why you're supposed to command a ton of units instead of just running one man army with certain characters.
Fire Emblem Warriors is an actual canon what if and in Three Houses it's an actual gameplay mechanic where there are a bunch of fodder soldiers connected to units who can be easily one shot and their bodies go flying.
>Maybe Dimitri could, in some scenarios take on a bunch of mooks and live but Guts does the same thing EXPLICITLY and thus more concretely and easily.
This isn't even true. Dimitri also does it explicitly.
>Guts can't see her, but he does react to her charges from very close range
Fucking how if he can't see her lmao? Don't tell me this is a Kratos MTFL situation where he "reacts" by putting a hand up or by clearly guessing where she should be. And does he make sonic booms with these reactions? And again, if we want to make dramatic "in-combat" feats where travel speed does not line up with the combat speed or make sense with the world and how fast the characters should be for it to make sense, Fire Emblem has lighting magic and light magic dodging feats.
>Nothing on the level of Guts running a good 30+ feet while arrows are midflight to intercept them before they hit Casca when they're maybe 10 ft away from her.
Really not that different from Dimitri dodging flurries of dozens of arrows from point blank range.
>he's just way better demonstrably than Dimitri without garbage scaling and muh lorewank.
I simply disagree. Dimitri's gameplay feats are better than Guts' dubious ones. Even including strange outliers for both.

>the only one who's done a Soul Eater retrospective was made by a tranny
Fuck my life.

>>150040266
King of the FRAUDS is more like it, kek.

>>150041019
>bathroom sized Hit timestop
Goku was multiversal even before ToP and Hit was fighting on par with him, so how was he bathroom sized?
Post multiversal enemies that Superman used time powers on in a combative way. Go ahead.

>Goku gets annihilated
Prove it then. Oh wait, you cherrypick because you know you can' refute the whole post.

>>150041061
You mean the ASS VOID WON!!!

>>150041054
>>Beerus leech feat where Beerus has statements of controlling the fight's clash ki
>>Goku has needed extreme help and also dies to most of his villains.
>Superman wins.
Listroon has to bend the truth to make weaku seem strong.

>>150041026
>even Gamera can take on the ass void and win
Hold on, that's not right, Gamera has no feats. ...there never was an ass void, WAS THERE? THIS IS ALL SHITPOSTING! THE DUDE IS JUST AVATARFAGGING AS A FAT GAY MEXICAN! THIS THREAD IS GAY AS FUCK!

>>150041054
>controlling the fight's ki
Goku's one fist would still have to be pushing back that same force to not be driven back and lose outright and have that perfect clash effect. Even cut in half, the force there was destroying multiple infinite sized realms. Meanwhile mega-amped Supes after a fresh multisundip can't even shatter a continent.
>Goku has needed extreme help
Superman even moreso. The difference is, Goku often trades skillful martial arts against the main villains. Superman doesn't really display combat prowess on that level.

You have yet to prove Superman properly scaled has better speed, strength, skill and technique than Goku. Goku wins.

>>150041090
>Goku was multiversal even before
He wasn't. Hit's a fraud. Even Moro's max power could only take out a single galaxy. Superman gapes the verse.

>>150041115
NTA but wasn't moro a mistranslation saying he could threaten uni 7 and 6? Then again I don't care about toyo

>>150041115
I asked you to post multiversal enemies that Superman used time powers on in a combative way. You couldn't provide anything. I accept your concession.

>Hit's a fraud
Hit was fighting on par with a stronger Goku after that Beerus fist clash. And his time powers were originally affecting someone of Goku's level. Then Goku beat him. Never seen any multiversal time-based combat like that in any Supes comic. Goku gapes Superman.

>>150041114
Superman casually breaks through infinity alone within DC cosmology, while Goku needed questionable Beerus leeching to even reach a fraction as much (with wank). Superman annihilates.

>>150041135
>Superman casually breaks through infinity alone
No he doesn't. Show him casually doing that and it not be an outlier. Goku's one fist alone was actually in the process of pushing back a force that was destroying multiple infinite sized realms. Goku annihilates.

>>150041114
>>150041133
>More Goku leeching babble
Beerus did most if not all the work on your clash wank.

I will redeem it...

>Give Goku anime, manga, DBS manga, DBS anime, GT, DBS Heroes and other game scaling and feats
>Still loses to Infinite Frontier Superman
It's time to stop, Goku bros.

>>150041063
>Fire Emblem Warriors is an actual canon what if and in Three Houses it's an actual gameplay mechanic
It's fucking musou. Guts has one too where he does shit that's obviously incongruous with the events of Berserk. We know how Dimitri dies, we know what he's threatened by, we know how FE cutscenes regularly go. He gets threatened by groups of normal people. He gets injured by a literal random woman. He gets stabbed by normal spears and daggers. Everything I've been arguing is fucking Golden Age Guts, NOT later Guts who is far stronger and more skilled, NOT Berserk Armor who requires you to drain all the blood out of Guts' body before he stops fighting.
>Don't tell me this is a Kratos MTFL situation where he "reacts" by putting a hand up or by clearly guessing where she should be.
Hilarious that you're calling Guts the "Kratos" here when he's the guy who actually has the feats unlike statementsman. I'm not calling Guts supersonic, you don't need to be supersonic to dodge a supersonic attack. He does jerk his head to catch a supersonic stinger in his teeth when it's a foot away from his face. This is, again, better than anything Dimitri has ever done.
>already pulling out muh "lightning" and "light" dodging from the man who gets threatened by arrows
Kekaroo
>Really not that different from Dimitri dodging flurries of dozens of arrows
Sure, sure, let's see the feat
>Dimitri's gameplay feats are better than Guts' dubious ones
If you don't give him muh nuke scaling to an opponent he somewhat contributed to what the fuck does he have?

>>150041133
>Goku after that Beerus fist clash.
NTA but that's an inherently shifty universal feat. It's an incredibly clear cut instance of "universal through hax" where the universe destroying shockwaves were getting stronger the farther they went while leaving nearby planets and stars in-tact. I don't really have a horse in this race and it's not like Superman has any good on-screen feats either but just felt like I should chime in.

>>150041165
>ESL has no reading comprehension
Even if Beerus was controlling ki, the force that he outputted was still canonically destroying multiple infinite sized realms and Goku still had to push it back with one fist.

>>150041164
>No he doesn't. Show him casually doing that and it not be an outlier. Goku's one fist alone was actually in the process of pushing back a force that was destroying multiple infinite sized realms. Goku annihilates.
>More leeching
Superman does this alone. Goku can't even match a fraction of it.
>Superman casually breaks through infinity alone
Age comics. That's like a very popular feat too. Do you even know Superman?

>>150041104
Let's drop the jokes, manga/novel Gamera is a power level boost so vast that it comes across as comical.
Legit every manga/novel version of him comes across as him doing this
https://youtu.be/ULWgEnnmcv4?t=370

>>150041164
>Calling anything else an outlier while using goku leech clash feats

>>150040951
It has to relate to the a-plot with Phineas & Ferb who are somehow blissfully unaware of the universe ending red mist creating Kaiju in the Tri State Area
Specifically Doof's invention gets rid of the evidence before Candice could bust them

>>150041186
>shockwaves were getting stronger the farther
Nowhere is that said or implied. You're making shit up. Also, in the manga, the waves were reaching the Kaio realm instantly, the Kais were literally panicking. And the daizenshuu states that the realms in that Dragonball universe are all infinite sized so the waves' reach were absurd. Meanwhile freshly sundipped outside helped superman couldn't even shatter a continent.

>>150041192
>Even if Beerus was controlling ki, headcanon
Beerus was carrying the entire time. Goku is a fraud.

Leave Godzilla Ultima to me
Wait would Bender be Jet Jaguar?

>>150041204
Would manga/novel Gamera be able to compete against Ultima?

>>150040961
Let's just hope we can keep up this streak and have good faith discussions.

>>150041209
>leech
Controlled or not, his fist STILL had to push back a force that was destroying multiple infinite sized realms. So not sure what why dwell on this, the fact that it's also Goku at the very beginning of Super and with just ONE fist with no mastery over SSG also makes this impressive. You're all just stalling because you have no actual stats or feats to go above Goku. Goku fighting mid-instant BTFOs Superman instantly. He gets speedblitzed and killed.

>>150041198
>does this alone
I asked to be shown Superman using time powers against a multiversal enemy in a combative way. Superman fans got nothing. I asked you to show me Superman casually breaking infinity and it no be an outlier. You showed nothing. So this is what Superman fans do? Stall until the thread 404s? That's all you got? I'll accept this is a concession then.

Anyone reading this chain of replies know you lost.

ENOUGH.
Anon is not wrong. Everyone relevant in Three Houses is amped by Crests and Crest Stones (basically Dragon powers given to humans.)
Dimitri's own stats didn't decide the match, nor the Relics for that matter.
HOWEVER, Guts equipment is made to counter Apostles whose powers were given by demons thus the Dragon Slayer alone should have enough to null Dimitri's amps.

>>150041204
https://youtu.be/l18LbRCJTT8?t=1234
Also there's this pachinko I found once. I know Godzilla blew up a fucking planet in his pachinko but I don't think I've ever seen Gamera do something as cool as launching himself towards Legion with all 4 limbs out and then push her halfway across the fucking city with his sheer momentum.
>>150041241
He's got some shit going on where he exists outside of the universe until a child needs him. Or when he just BTFO'd the Nue, which in that story was apparently the literal beast of the apocalypse meant to destroy all of creation or something.
IDK the novels aren't very well-documented.
>>150041234
...Gimme

>post [x feat]
>but if you do it it's an outlier
What's the point?

>>150041264
>Controlled or not, his fist STILL had to push back a force that was destroying multiple infinite sized realms. So not sure what why dwell on this, the fact that it's also Goku at the very beginning of Super and with just ONE fist with no mastery over SSG also makes this impressive. You're all just stalling because you have no actual stats or feats to go above Goku. Goku fighting mid-instant BTFOs Superman instantly. He gets speedblitzed and killed.
>I asked to be shown Superman using time powers against a multiversal enemy in a combative way. Superman fans got nothing. I asked you to show me Superman casually breaking infinity and it no be an outlier. You showed nothing. So this is what Superman fans do? Stall until the thread 404s? That's all you got? I'll accept this is a concession then.
You closing your eyes to people posting feats doesn't mean they aren't there.
>Goku fans calling anything other than their clear outlier leech feats outliers.
Kek. Gokufags are pathetic. Goku dies like a bitch in space before Superman blinks an eye.

https://imgur.com/a/dimitri-is-caught-off-guard-incapacitated-2DTVuGd

Reminder this is a canon event that happens on Dimitri's canon route in the actual game

>>150041234
>Bender splits himself across all of time so that each copy would only have to do 1/1 googolplex'th of a thing

>>150041311
This woman? KINGtos's femdom mistress.

>Goku turds still seething over the 0-3
Superman mindbroke you.

>>150041314
PFFFTTTT

>>150041185
>It's fucking musou.
So? It's canon. And again, it's really not all that different when compared to the battalion feats.
>We know how Dimitri dies
He was tired.
>He gets stabbed by normal spears and daggers
Post Guts tanking being stabbed by spears and daggers and not just dodging them.
>I'm not calling Guts supersonic, you don't need to be supersonic to dodge a supersonic attack. He does [a supersonic action]. This is, again, better than anything Dimitri has ever done.
I'm really doubtful of that. That's blatantly heads and shoulders above everything else he's ever done and should be capable of, and he never breaks the sound barrier.
>Kekaroo
Post Guts just standing in the way of arrows with his beyond arrow durability and never dodging or blocking them.
>Sure, sure, let's see the feat
You can look up the combat arts in the game. Dimitri can blatantly dodge hails of arrows that are directly in his face.
>If you don't give him muh nuke scaling to an opponent he somewhat contributed to what the fuck does he have?
...killing huge monsters and tanking building sized blasts of fire/lightning/ice/wind/light/dark magic. He's not some statementsman, he can explicitly do these things in the game. Just because he can be hurt in cutscenes or killed by fodder after being exhausted doesn't change any of that. Again, Guts isn't some superhuman who totally can't be hurt by arrows or swords either. He blocks or dodges. You literally posted an image of Guts being hurt by an arrow that pierced his armor saying "well he's stronger later".
Dimitri simply has comparable (or better) feats since Guts didn't do things as big as him. The only thing Guts might have better than Dimitri is speed but not by a lot.
I mean, actually post Guts tanking an attack from a monster the size of a building while standing. What's the biggest blast Guts ever tanked?

>>150041217
Phineas and Ferb want to make a cinnamon duster to spray on Linda's apple pies at some neighborhood picnic, and it just so happens they start their machine and it conveniently malfunctions, spraying cinnamon dust into the entire park just as Archetype enters the Tri-State Area

>>150041363
Post characters represented by this song

>>150041357
>Candice thinks the boys somehow unleashed an eldritch horror
>The universe is gonna end and the only thing she can think about is how the boys are gonna be SOOOOO busted
>Doof recognizes/thinks Ultima as a folk monster from Drusselstein (cue flashback)

The thread, bake it. Or else I’ll unleash Brice GODnner on you.

You lost

>>150041373
Why is Devil Jho from Monster Hunter pretending to be Godzilla?

>>150041314
>I was born again and again. All with the parameters of time. You see, your Orthogonal Diagonalizer Code was delivered from the beginning. I am that code. So I say, thank you Professor Farnsworth and BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS

Dimitri would die to any apostle.

The Top 3 John Statements of DB
Kratos
Dimitri
Godzilla

>>150041397
Who the hell is Brice

>>150041387
>"Agent P, we've seen a lot of activity from Doofenshmritz's lab, but none of his -inators seem to have gone off. Go dismantle those machines before he makes some kind of... wacky... thing. Good luck, Agent P!"
>Perry is on his way to fuck up Doof mid-flashback, but gets caught up trying to divert Ultima's beams while not getting crisped up himself
yeah this would be a great episode
>>150041402
ESLman is gay and lame, almost as gay and lame as Brice Godnner

A single cast of Thoron solos every character in Berserk.

>muh bandits
FE has very few cutscene feats, due to the way they do most cutscenes (aka, textboxes over a background image), but FE humans have to be superhuman by nature.
This is a world where even low level mages can fire off exploding fireballs and swordsmen can move fast enough to create multiple after images and yet dudes on horses with spears still compete (and are often time top tier even in-universe).
Hell, in the routes where Rhea survives the missile blasts, she gets taken down by being rushed by like 3 or 4 Demonic Beasts and it's not like those guys are worlds ahead of the playable cast. Or hell, if you want to go further there's stuff like Awakening having the entire cast move fast enough that rain stops as they move. Or Fates, where you can blow up an absolutely giant boulder by stabbing it with a needle once (assuming your STR is high enough).

>>150041448
ESLman is one of the funniest fucking things

Honestly is it that hard a bandit is that strong? Hard 5 Fe12 bandits are no joke

>>150041373
Kaiju lore is getting crazy.

New thread?

>>150041519
only if you sign a blood pact that lewd pictures of women from the upcoming matchup will be posted

>>150041529
Hal...

>>150041345
>So? It's canon
Dude, the gameplay of musou games is literally never canon to how they act in cutscenes. It'd be like me saying the turn based combat of 3 Houses is how they actually fight when that's obviously bullshit too. We know Dimitri is a somewhat superhuman character who can get threatened and ganged up on by normal ass humans in the actual lore and narrative of the game.
>Post Guts tanking being stabbed by spears and daggers
Serpico, a guy who can cut through massive monsters can't cut or stab through Guts' armor. Meanwhile a normal woman with plenty of warning for Dimitri can ambush and stab him >>150041311. Again, shit that actually happens.
>That's blatantly heads and shoulders above everything else he's ever done and should be capable of
Here comes the cope. Why is it "heads and shoulders above everything else"? Because you don't like it?
>You can look up the combat arts in the game. Dimitri can blatantly dodge hails of arrows
Yep you're not posting shit because you know you have nothing on par with fucking first arc Guts blatantly outrunning arrows LMAO
>...killing huge monsters and tanking building sized blasts of fire/lightning/ice/wind/light/dark magic
And yet he still gets fucked up by normal humans, woah
>actually post Guts tanking an attack from a monster the size of a building while standing.
How about posting any of these for Dimitri
If you don't want to then don't bother replying since I'm the only one actually posting feats unlike you for statementsSHITri

>>150041541
Hal is a pedo not a womanizer

>>150041548
There is the seabeast heart thing however you want to define it

Dimitri gets killed by nebulously superhuman bandits and soldiers
Guts kills superhuman demons that can level buildings and move faster than sound
Actual braindead verdict and discussion

>>150041550
That's the joke I was making. Maka and Ruby are minors.

I like how this discussion completely ignores the skill system.

>>150041606
their series are old enough to where both of them are women now

>>150039512
Real. Can we have a regular fight between two niggas of equal skill please?

>DMCfrauds are getting cocky again
Post Dante or Vergil doing literally anything above building level. I’ll wait.

>>150041548
>Dude, the gameplay of musou games is literally never canon to how they act in cutscenes.
He's a character from a game. His gameplay feats are canon. In the cutscenes, no one ever fights anyway. One of his cutscenes is effortlessly dispatching a bunch of mooks.
>We know Dimitri is a somewhat superhuman character who can get threatened and ganged up on by normal ass humans in the actual lore and narrative of the game.
And he can also tank way worse. "Normal humans" isn't an excuse when normal humans like Raphael are some of the strongest characters in game and everyone gushes about how strong Crestless Relicless Holst is. Guts gets his sword stuck in a pillar. Pillar tier Guts.
>Serpico, a guy who can cut through massive monsters can't cut or stab through Guts' armor. Meanwhile a normal woman with plenty of warning for Dimitri can ambush and stab him. Again, shit that actually happens.
Dimitri can tank characters with zero damage who can harm giant monsters in game as well. Anti-feats are not the end all be all just because you claim they're normal humans. I guess Guts is an idiot for blocking and dodging arrows that are fired at him by normal humans instead of just tanking them.
>Here comes the cope. Why is it "heads and shoulders above everything else"? Because you don't like it?
He never breaks the sound barrier. He doesn't outrun horses on foot. He has issues with travel speed.
>Yep you're not posting shit because you know you have nothing on par with fucking first arc Guts blatantly outrunning arrows LMAO
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jhkWWICIpY8
Dimitri can tank every single attack in this video.
>And yet he still gets fucked up by normal humans, woah
Large building tier normal humans. Post Guts destroying anything bigger than a large rock.
>How about posting any of these for Dimitri. If you don't want to then don't bother replying since I'm the only one actually posting feats.
Stone pillar tier and dubiously arrow speed? Very impressive feats.

>>150041589
Dimitri takes zero damage from giant monsters who level buildings and moves faster than lightning.
Guts jobs to the local terrain and a big monster's heartbeat, and his skin can be pierced by normal arrows.

>Guts is a feat chad
Alright, post him destroying a building.