Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:35:07 AM
No.150041373
>By the ashes of Hiroshima, BANNER? BRUCE BANNER, the SCIENTIST SUPREME of EARTH-616, also known as THE INCREDIBLE HULK, which has had INFINITELY more cultural impact than my OWN SERIES?!? What are you DOING here? HUH?!? You’re gonna use the ULTIMA EQUATION to DRAIN me of ALL my ARCHETYPE, rendering me unable to revert causality to ANY capacity, reducing my power level below that of EMMERICH’S ZILLA?!? THEN, you’re gonna take my GAMMA RADIATION, then use your knockoff infinity gauntlet to grow STONE GAMMA CRYSTALS to grow INTO ME, skewering me ALIVE?!? Then with me held in place, you’re going to FUCK Mei Kamino right in FRONT of me, while using my own causality powers to reopen my eyes each time I try to look away?!? THEN you’re gonna use ULTIMA to undo MOTHRA’S DEATH, after I EXPLICITLY SAID I wouldn’t do it, and then have her fall in LOVE WITH YOU FOR SAVING HER LIFE, while she SPITS WEB in my FACE for leaving her for DEAD?!? THEN you’re gonna bring ANGUIRUS back to life TOO, AND YOUR FRIEND ANT-MAN?!? And then you’re gonna have Ant-Man use his PYM PARTICLES to GROW HIS COCK to the diameter of Anguirus’s asshole, which Hank then proceeds to FUCK IN FRONT OF ME like some BOTCHED FURRY PORN?!? THEN you’re gonna SMASH me for 7 WHOLE PAGES, putting me into a KEK LOOP, FORCING me to watch my WIFE, my OTHER WIFE, and my BRO get FUCKED IN FRONT OF ME by EVERY POSSIBLE MAN AND KAIJU IN THE MULTIVERSE?!? OVER and OVER, for ALL ETERNITY, even AFTER TOEI reboots the UNIVERSE?!? WELL, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM, BUT THE KING OF THE KEKOLDS?!?! SKREEEONKA DONKA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!