>>713230520
George Lucas gave Mace Windu a purple lightsaber entirely on the basis Samuel Jackson liked the color purple and asked for one. Count Dooku doesn't have sith eyes because Christopher Lee refused to ever wear colored contacts for a movie again. Luke and Vader's lightsabers cast shadows onto the floor of Palpatine's throne room because special effects forgot to crop out the shadows from the metal poles. Grievous is a coughing autist because George thought the Clone Wars microseries made him look too cool. The first movie is just a blatant Dune knockoff, complete with desert people, a voice trick that compels other, and Anakin driving a "spice freighter". Ewoks exist to sell trademarked teddy bears. Boba Fett debuts in a Christmas special.
Star Wars is the last franchise to take seriously, you watch Star Wars to enjoy funny glowy lightsabers and buy the fun nerd toys. That's not a bad thing, I love Star Wars too but take it easy. And fuck Disney by the way.