Thread 717286332

Dwarfbros...

Grrrr bratty futa elf, ill show you!!!

>>717286392
>futa
why?

>>717286332 (OP)
She looks like she fucks human men

Dwarves are based
Elves are cringe
Simple as

>>717286332 (OP)
made for ORCock

>>717286836
I can just tell

>>717287032
why

We lost the war on elves we suck cock. We're sorry our mistake.

>>717287341
thanks to my countless hours of reading hentai, futa and non-futa, I have gained the ability to discern a 2d female's futanari status based on their appearance, facial expressions, and camera angle. I can tell them apart with a margin of error of just 0.04%. it's hardly something a casual normie like you could comprehend

>>717286332 (OP)
>wojaks
I know the person is a subhuman so don't care.

>>717287774
why do you want the girl to have a penis

>>717287894
did you even read what I said? it's not about what I want, it's about what she already has

And the moment those wigglers are touched it all falls apart

>dwarf fags are always vocal
>but when it comes to play statistics, in every game with dwarves nobody plays as them

Elf Sex

>>717288083
Nice try. Race mixing is a sin. No elf sex. No dwarf sex. Only pure Aryan sex.

>>717288083
So basically elves are quickshots?
What happens if you overstimulate them?

>>717288074
dwarves are cool in a large group. no one wants to play as a singular dwarf, that's lame.

>>717287936
no, im pretty confident you want her to have a penis

>>717288259
they die!

>>717288289
Oh noooo
Haha dont adopt me that would be terrible haha

>>717288451
This is a value free non-teleological analysis.

>pass by elf
>kiss her ear
>she collapses to the ground instantly with a puddle forming beneath her
Damn quickshot elves

>>717286332 (OP)
common elf W

>>717286332 (OP)
Vertical Elf ears or horizontal Elf ears?

>>717288720
Horizontal, absolutely.

>>717288614
So ear muffs are the elf version of a cup for guys in sports?

>>717286332 (OP)
Thats a male elf btw

>>717288289
>9ft boobie goddess with a lisp
Please... Please let me have one...

Video games?

>>717289027
Video Games have Elves.

>>717288720
most are horizontal actually when you think about it. Just in the Z axis instead of the X axis. Blood elves are the only ones I can think of that definitely have vertical ears

>>717289027
Sorry, elves don't have them. They instead run around in the forest for hours.

>>717288582
okay, but im still confident you want her to have a penis

>>717289027
Elves tend to be in video games

>be human
>body is an entire erogenous zone to be pleased by elves
>anatomy evolved to suck elf tits, be elf seat, warm elves as body pillows and fuck elves with proper respect and humility unlike douchebag elf men and retarded dwarves
>video games fetishize elves
>>>t-the elves are the lewd ones
Or maybe
MAAAAAYBE
Humans are the mansluts here.

>>717288829
Too easy to remove

>>717286392
Faggot.

>>717289027
I'm playing the Dark Elves in Warhammer 3 :)

Reminder that kissing elf ears is the same as proposing

>>717286836
all anime elves have horse cocks and giant fucking balls in the current zeitgeist

>>717289274
>thinking men need to be worry
Any adult male could overpower a woman. This sign is pretty useless. Now woman should watch out for male elven rapists.

elf knight

Elves deserve to be bred by human males

Hate elves
Hate greenniggers
Hate greenskins
Hate dwarfs fucking manlets
Hate humans

>>717289427
What if the elves use their magic?

>>717289404
what about small ones

>>717286332 (OP)
>Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of shit. If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!

>>717289427
>Any adult male could overpower a woman.
Somewhere in the ballpark of 99% of incels who say this shit absolutely would not be able to, no. If not because the woman in question could still overpower your scrawny little twink ass, but because all they’d have to do is laugh at you once and that would destroy you just as easily.

>>717289458
Well fuck. I guess that is necessary. Unless you have a gun and even then you might get 1 shot.

>>717286332 (OP)
As a Human it's my duty to stand up for my Dwarfbros honor and to apply correction to the bratty Elf.

>>717289792
sauce me boss

>>717286332 (OP)
Elves owe me sex

>>717289832
But anon, think of your bloodli-

>>717289223
>Humans are the mansluts here.
2/10 cope harder, knife ears

I have a theory that men over six foot, probably over six foot two inches, have a preference for playing dwarfs and manlets have a preference for playing elves.

How racist should your Elf GF be?

>>717289852
https://mangadex.org/title/8fb00aab-2cfa-4b46-883e-4584d5e9aa62/sono-akuyaku-kizoku-mama-heroine-ga-suki-sugiru-shinshi-na-doryoku-de-saikyou-to-nari-fuguu-na-oshi?tab=chapters

>>717290116
Between the urban and rural elf.

>>717290154
>mama in title
IM IN
I LOVE MAMA

That's a huge bitch

>>717289489
disgusting fetish

>>717290116
She looks like she fucks Nord men.

>>717290335
Buster Wolf?

COLD

Why aren't elves real?

>>717286332 (OP)
Damn smug elf, needs correction.

>>717290335
>started reading this one
>Author super channeling his HATE from VNs that the girls all have mothers that are essentially superior version to the girls themselves but none get routes so he wrote a manga the MC fucks their mothers instead
Pretty based author. This is where stories should come from.

>>717289080
>TOTK retconned the Sheikah to be another tribe of Hylians instead of their own race
I hate it.

my queen

>>717289943
Is that fucking Rimworld? What mods to get all that?

>>717290567
Wait
Wait wait wait wait WHAT? Actually I thought they were a Hylian race or Subespecies but are they just a Hylian tribe no difference?

>>717290861
She's right. All this elf porn is just dwarf propaganda. Trying to make elves look bad.

>>717290567
>retconned
Your baseless headcanon was never real. What the FUCK made you think sheikah weren't hylians?

Us elves ARE proud, noble peoples. Remember your respect.

>>717289943
oh n-

>>717286836
the dwarf is the futa

which basically just means its a man

>>717291105
>those toes
You might have wanted to retry a few times there bud

>>717286392
Shut up faggot.

>>717289943
>medieval armor
>monosword
huh?

aigarbageshit

This is a Dutch warship.
Or a wargaming OC at the very least.

>>717291264
i bet that's the first thing your eyes went to, faggot

Elf women are fine, but a plump dwarf or halfling wife would cook fine meals and birth many strong children

Do elves canonically mind older human men? Frieren seems too, but the one in LotR might not.

>>717286836
Cause he's a faggot, just like all futa trannies.

>>717291495
I thought it was slop so I went to check
hands and feet just serve as a dead giveaway, I do not care for feet, only huge preg bellies.
And that one is simply too small

>>717291301
Trader had it, the usual shit
No good actual medieval weapon mods, only possessed weapons and even then the choice is slim

>>717286332 (OP)
Is all westoid art and porn just memes?

>>717289943
MODLIST PLEASE

>>717291489
>OMG IS THAT A PURE SOURCE OF WATER???
>I'M GONNA BATH NAKED THERE TO POLLUTE THE HUMANS' SUPPLY WITH MY OLD BODY
She can be a Kantai warship, a BA fallen angel or a GFL gun. But an elf will always be an elf.

>>717287956
Man this shit was so fucking ass.
>protag gets cucked and dies
>gets isekaied with magical cucking powers that explicitly only work on married women
>spends the entire 2000 page story cucking the shit out of everyone he meets
>"Oh hero-sama your dick is so much better than my husband's please impregnate me!"
>"Gomenasai milf-chan I had a vasectomy!"
>get to the end with the power of infinite recursive loop sex
>"WOW THIS ENDLESS SEX REALLY MADE ME LEARN MY LESSON! IT WAS MY OWN FAULT THAT I'M A KEK AFTER ALL! YOU SHOULD ALL GO BACK TO YOUR HUSBAND AND I SHOULD GO BACK TO THE WIFE WHO LITERALLY KEKED ME TO DEATH!"
I'm still mad.

>>717289451
slop knight

>>717291848
Thanks

anyone got a hentai pic about an elf comparison
one the left is a drow woman described as bloated and dominant
and to the right is a high elf described as submissiv. like with lots of text

>>717291767
Unagi hairs and Unagi facial animation is all I can really give you
The xenotype is my own custom one, have one for regular elves too
Ill setup a new save when CE gets properly updated.

>>717291834
Further reinforcing that NTR is a quintessentially homosexual fetish.
Except reverse NTR, now that's ultra heterosexual.

>>717291956
I bet that room smells like grapes.

>>717292087
This girl, although the only good one of the trio, was still a coward that had to be pushed until the limit in order to make a move while the MC befriended his otaku girl. She didn't deserve to win as much as any of her friends since she didn't bother learning anything about him.

Elves just simply deserve to be perpetually pregnant

>>717289274
petite elven maidens

>>717291834
What you need to keep in mind is that the men who make these stories are men who've been cucked. So often the stories are them trying to either come to grips with what happened to them or deny or cope with reality and keep their adulterous wives. Like a gambler explaining why he has to go to the casino and this time its actually gonna hit it big.

>>717291301
>friend posts this anime
>only now seeing a reaction image with it
Go to bed you finnish faggot.

>>717292036
thank you my nigga

>>717291775
>POLLUTE
you mean 'flavor'

>>717290769
that's quite a few mods there, but likely facial animations and one of the many dark elf mods plus medieval overhaul.

>>717286332 (OP)
I was on a con recently and a saw a little kid cosplayin that dwarf from frieren which looked really good and he took a photo with a 'Frieren' which looked like a 30yo crackhead woman. (no it wasn't her kid)

>>717292351
come with me~

>>717289201
she doesn't sound obedient...

>>717286926
in the ass with her big futa cock

I'm making a VN.
Would you rather fuck an elfess maiden or a centauress maiden?

>>717292637
Elf
What kind of personality though?

>>717292637
Definitely the elf. Despite the memes, I'm really not into horse pussy.

>>717292327
I think the sign is lying. She doesn't look horny. She just wants a picnic.

>>717286332 (OP)
human are remarkable for their spirit
dwarves are remarkable for their ingenuity
elves are remarkable...well because they're elves

>>717292637
Yes.

>>717292794
that's how they draw you in and then its too late to run.

>>717292894
Damn me and my weakness for comfy picnics! Now I'll never escape this neverending hell of hot elf breeding sex!

>>717292960
the sex kills the human anon. you only get to do it once.

>>717292718
Extremely calm and professional.
Extremely polite and controls her anger.
Tries to be graceful in all situations.
Doesn't draw her sword unless she needs to.
Abhors violence but will decimate if she needs to.
Absolute virgin and has a romantic ideal that she has been striving for for over a hundred years.

>>717286332 (OP)
I hate how porn artists are obsessed with orcs
fucking lame ugly race
humans fucking other fantasy creatures>>>>>>>orcs doing it

>>717292894
That is true. I tried to run a mile after eating a big lunch and almost threw up. Clever trick. Just make sure she eats. Then she can't run as well.

>>717293036
Acceptable but only if she is quite haggy

>>717293096
Orc females though...

>>717293146
>maiden
>hag
These do not align.

>>717293347
>slop bitch forgot my choccy milk again

in a fantasy setting
what race is more likely to ntr you?
asking for my game

>>717293636
Now that's actually disgusting.

>>717293497
My foot crushing your worthless cuckold nutsack.

>>717293424
Do you not understand the concept of the 6000 year old virgin (totally 17!)?

>>717292637
Elf
But frankly I don't see much of the draw to centaurs.
>>717293036
>Tries to be graceful in all situations.
>Absolute virgin and has a romantic ideal that she has been striving for for over a hundred years.
SEXO

>>717293779
I prefer an elfess that hasn't been suffering in silence to the point that she's aged into hag levels despite effectively being 20 or something.

>>717286392
based
elves were designed to have huge futa cock

Virgin hags are the best because of the desperation modifier
When the hag finally gets dick after 6000 years of sexual frustration, she will lose all inhibition and itll turn into feral mating

>>717292637
You asked in an elf thread...

>>717292637
both
variety is the spice of life

dark elves peaked here

>cause shitloads of trouble for Arda and Middle-Earth in particular
>fuck off to Valinor
>refuse to elaborate

>>717289943
damn Amelia looks so cute.
>>717292036
thanks for the mods bro

>>717294416
Thanks and no problem bro
She grew up to be quite powerful

>dwarf hold art
>its just a city in a cave

>>717294296
>implying
they peaked with barenziah.

any good rpgs that let you play as or with cute/sexy elves?

>>717289943
this bloodline ruined talk never makes sense. you're not fucking glued by the crotch when you have a child, you can always try again with someone else. it's the entire FUCKING reason you have dick and pussies to roll the gene gacha.

>>717295407
it's bafflingly hard to find good hold art that isn't either just the entrance or a glorified cave

total bigger death
tyke power

>>717296590
>being a deadbeat
absolutely fucking revolting
/v/ is a big happy family board, get the fuck out

>>717287894
It's hot

>>717286836
I don't understand the question.

>>717296982
>Instant coping and fantasy shattered
enough proof that this shit is a fairytale.

>>717298391
I'm gonna assume you're actually retarded and explain it to you, out of goodwill.
The bloodline shit is the fetish equivalent of "oh no, I sure hope she doesn't ..... me haha, that would be terrible"
It is not meant to be serious.

FUCK KNIFE EARS

>>717287894
to watch her surprise her friends and fuck them silly

>>717289080
Not an elf.

Remove elves with this one neat trick.

>>717286836
bad taste

>>717294065
But what if she went celibate? After so long with no sex she might have just made peace with none at all.

>>717287894
Penises are very aesthetic and allow a woman to be more domineering. You as a man can also better empathize with her pleasure and know how to pleasure her better in turn.

>>717299057
The biological clock will ensure a mating frenzy and will likely result in multiples

>>717299989
See?
Delightfully haggy
She will be pregnant with octuplets before the month is over

>>717300875
>>717300804
>>717300774
source me NOW

>elf pheromones
MATING PRESS
ALL EGGS FERTILIZED

>>717286836
trannies got bullied off twitter and came back here

>>717289427
Retarded nog, elf women are hundred times stronger than human men.

>>717301442
You must've missed the times when posting our cocks on /b/ was more of a daily routine.

>>717301878
yeah i wasnt in those threads since i'm not a colossal faggot, also nothing to do with futa or trannies

>>717298363
how come male elves dont actually look like this in WoW?

>>717303143
because blizzard hates beauty

>>717301205
Artist is Globining.

>>717301487
That's not good. Don't know what having a friend is gonna do. The elf women could just grab both guys.

>>717299275
literally saying "i'm gay" is less gay than what you said

>>717289832
sauce? please?

>>717301878
Alas he is too newfag to recall the Bridget trap threads...
AND he is too retard to know the difference between dickgirls and futa...

>>717292338
so the moral is: don't cuck mangakas

Extremely hot flat-chested tomboy elf...

>>717300165
*slaps elf*
This hag can fit so many human babies in her-
*elf fails saving role, dies from slap because they are worthless species with no survival skills*

Should have found a superior and sturdy orc gf.

>>717304902
Sorry, I only accept elves with tits so big they audibly slosh when she walks

>>717286332 (OP)
This whole "lol u short" campaign that keeps getting spammed here, is this a jeet caste thing? Nobody actually cares in the first world. Peter Dinklage gets more pussy than the tallest person on 4chan.

>>717305105
Sorry but your orc gf failed the int check to remember you were her mate and promptly punched you in the head

>>717291061
you faggot lalafell aren't elves no matter what you think kys

>>717305213
See, that's why I have elf men breed ork women. Make a strong and intelligent species for human men to fuck.

>>717305137
Disgraceful. The grace, nobility and eroticism of an elf's flat chest is self-evident.

>>717286332 (OP)
You gave yourself a manjaw why?

>>717305541
See, this is why elves have such low birth rates
Its these weak, shrimpy sticks that die during childbirth and even if they survive, they cant feed the child with those measily mosquito bites
Proper, proud elves are fertility goddesses, with their only true weaknesses being bellygrab and human cock

>>717293146
dark elf hag you say?

>>717289832
sauce....boss....

>>717305783
Not even remotely haggy

>>717300804
>Grand Chariot
Please, I need to see it!!!

>>717301878
This isnt /b/ you fucking chazzer

>>717286332 (OP)
Oh no...

>>717309413
But this is a futa thread

>>717292637
>>717292762

Why is a random guy claiming this thread is futa? Do I need context in the OP elf or is he just trolling?

>>717309928
Not anymore

>>717310773
The real Futafixer.

>>717310640
He be homosexual mon

>>717286332 (OP)
>>717286392
For me it's femboy elves.

>>717292036
>Ill setup a new save when CE gets properly updated.
kek, I'm also just patiently waiting and twiddling my thumbs until then. And I really wanna play the new dlc/update

>>717311507
Yeah, there is a beta branch or whatever but I'd rather just wait until its ready and baked so I can continue my elf family simulator, featuring space elves
Incidentally I did start star ocean earlier today

>>717286836
brainrot, thats why

>>717311305
Im so lucky my primary fetish is impregnation. Even the most aluring of twinks dont do it to me.

>>717310038
>FUCKING NEIGHGERS

>>717310038
Holy mother of based

>>717313356
He is literally me...

>>717310640
USE ME AS YOUR PERSONAL TOILET, PRINCESS ZELDA! PLEASE!

>>717313356
Finally, an actually based anime romcom protagonist.

>>717308289
>diaperbuddy

>>717286836
Oh well I'm a fag in denial that's why

>>717313356
What a fucking chad.

>>717290559

One thing I'll always remember Rosario + Vampire for is being a harem where the main girls mom is the final winner, even if it doesn't totally fit the trope due to the mom and main girl having wildly different personalities.

>Mom is a bumbling genki ditz
>Main girl is one of those serious cool personalities
>Mom feels guilty over winning and most of the epilogue is her working on getting the MC to go full harem ending

Mama will always be the best

>>717313356
Holy fucking BASED

>>717313926
Wait seriously? He ends up with the main girl's mom?

>>717288295
Explain Bardin Goreksson then

Bros, I wish mamas were real

>>717288259
Elves will literally die before you can rape them, this is Tolkien canon, because he was just that Catholic

>>717304226
>>717307805
Here you go anons.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5618907&tags=maeve_%28nilsunna%29

>>717314406
Basically, the twist was that Pink Moka and Silver Moka were actually completely different people. Pink Moka is the ghost of the mom sealed inside the Rosary. Silver Moka is the real personality escaping once the rosary comes off and she's no longer possessed by and polymorphed into her mom.

>>717314462
What about consensual lovey dovey babymaking sex?

>>717290335
>>717290559
sauce?

>>717314981
https://mangadex.org/title/8fb00aab-2cfa-4b46-883e-4584d5e9aa62/sono-akuyaku-kizoku-mama-heroine-ga-suki-sugiru-shinshi-na-doryoku-de-saikyou-to-nari-fuguu-na-oshi

>>717295407
>Dwarven art just shows vicious elephants killing dwarves through their history, and a block of traded cheese that was the only good thing that ever happened in their history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI1UmlfP1Cg

SEEN ANY ELVES? AHAHAHAHAHA

Why come Santa's elves short but Tolkien's elves tall?

>>717319875
zionism

Post your favorite Elves

>>717320009
amazonian type of elves

>>717287774
Based

Elf anal

>nonstop mention of futa
Didn't realize the fags started posting at this hour.

>>717286392
Maybe one of you queers can help me. When ai was being unleashed, there was one with the scout from tf2 where the entire team finds out that the scout is into piles of futa magazines. Does anyone have the audio by chance?

>>717320009
Otaku Elves.

>>717311305
>Look up image
>it's a flat girl that anon is passing off as a trap

>>717317294
>t. so afraid of appearing threatening to women you cuck yourself permanently

Elf NTR...

>>717314737
Once again, manga ending was better. He makes a vow to both mom and daughter to love them equally.

Hard working elves.

>>717323641
kys slop poster

>>717324739
We love the slop here

Video games.

>>717289027
Nobody here likes elves.
It's just an excuse for off-topic shitposting and porn. The elf topic on /v/ is ruined.

>>717287774
Could have just said porn addiction has made you retarded.

>>717325973
Elves (video game)

>>717289971
>>elf girl except she's a flatty
That's the standard.
Porn has ruined your perception of this race.

>>717326307
stop posting slop

>>717290512
You are in the wrong thread, druchii-chad.

>>717305515
People misuse this scene's quote so much
The guy on the bottom is actually seething about the guy on the top and thinking about him constantly
Although, I guess in a way, it works extremely well to reveal the hypocricy of the one misusing it

Do you prefer them with normal or glowing eyes?

>>717326869
It's whatever.

>>717326869
Udders.

It's quite funky to see what porn they delete and what they allow to stay up.

I am going to molest elf ears

Video games?

>>717326395
No

>>717327171
In the thread retard.

You don't like elves.
You just like porn.

>>717289943
>Mismatch between the resolution of the pawns and their world
Dogshit mod. Garbage. Shit.

Why does /v/ emit such a strong homoerotic energy?

>>717286332 (OP)
That's going to the book of grudges.

>>717305515
>I think about Orc men fucking my wife

there should be more elfcentric video games

>>717327427
Indeed.

For me, it’s Erufuda

>>717327447
What game is this?

>>717327608
And the video game is…?

>>717327698
What do videogames have to do with /v/?

What board do you think you're on?

>>717327670
Warcraft.

>>717327729
The video games board.

>>717327698
“Which depiction of Elves is your favourite 2: Rebirth”

>>717286392
futa post best post

>>717327779
I don't like this pic. it's smug aura mocks me.

>>717327846
>I like a depiction of elves that goes contrary to how elves are depicted

>>717327257
They really fucked up with the nightborne player models

>>717327427
Agreed

>>717327937
Belly not fat enough

>>717327937
That's an oxymoronic statement

>>717328078
You also like tall dwarves, I guess.
Damn, I had an inch more respect for you off-topic coomshitposters, if you coombrained depictions of elves you posted were actually elf-like. Lithe, slender, elegant. You know, how they are described in the vast majority of fantasy material.
But nah, it's just fat cows. Large tits, massive asses. Basically a + CON, - DEX race.
You guys don't like elves, you like a caricature based on pornography.

>>717292801
Magic, agility, perception, skill with arms, connection to the natural world.
Lifespan, history, culture.

>be 6'6
>always play a dwarf in a game if it's possible

>>717286332 (OP)
Meanwhile in reality, that's a male elf showing the picture to the dwarf

>>717291834
lmao gen z reads his first non shoujo hentai and be like>

>>717292592
>I'm NOT gay btw

>>717328219
>tall dwarves
That's also an oxymoron

>>717328219
No but I do like Dwarves with big fat tits

>>717328219
Eat literal shit and die, noldorfag.

Video games...

Uh oh, the fun police arrived.
Decent thread, save for the futafags, but it can't survive with both types of gay.

>"decent thread"
>porn, off-topic, shitposting, elf-hate garbage

>>717313356
King shit, may we live to see an end to the l*li menace.

>>717327608
Thanks for coining safe horny

>>717327427
There is Banquet for Fools but it's in EA.

>>717297083
No?

>>717293071
Bitch

elves owe me paizuri (the flat-chested ones owe me naizuri)

>>717325058
I'm gonna need a source for that, my dude.

Sure is video games in here.

Mods hate elves.

>>717329525
Elf (video game)

Hey noldorcuck, get your ass back to /twg/ and cry about mods some more, we're getting bored.

fuck humans

>>717329949
Okay.

>>717314462
>this is Tolkien canon,
It is not and there's an example of an elf being raped and living a depressed, but not elf-dead, life afterwards. Arwin's aunt iirc

>>717309928
It's just your regular elf-shitposting and porn thread with mod-protection.

>>717289143
Wow they are literally me. naked?

>>717329821
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/522319409/#522445825
For a guy that rants about how elves are the real white race and anyone other than you is nonwhite, you sure seem to act a lot like a jew.

>>717304981
I say all of that.

>>717320009
Giant elves.
Also, sadomastic elves, like the dark eldar/dark elves. There's probably a correlation between my tastes.

>>717330476
You really do seem to struggle with the concept of anonymous posting.
Dumb elf-hater.

>>717330591
They never learn.

What percentage of the thread, you estimate, is actually directly related to a video game?
It might not even be 2%.

>>717330476
Noldortroon constantly samefags and sockpuppets. It's quite pathetic really

Funny how the elf-haters and the coomtroons never clash.

>>717330810
YWNBAJ

>>717330591
Burn Elgi scum

>>717330967
Thanks for letting me know, janny.

>>717330917
Bro you literally do nothing but seethe on 4chan about elves. That is your entire existence, you have no personality or motive force in your life besides that. You wake up and jump on 4chan sweating profusely looking for any thread about elves on any board to seethe in, it's the last thing you do when you go to sleep. And 99% of people in this thread just make a cheeky shitpost and then never think about it again. Who are you talking to at this point?

It may be a difficult concept for your melaninated brain to grasp, but us white people have this thing called pattern recognition. And your gay tantrums are easy to recognize.
Im beginning to think you're half-black half-jewish.

Time to start my 39205th dwarf campaign.

>>717331051
Nigger, I don't spontaneously materialize into 4chan once you make a thread about elves on /v/.
Yes, of course, you will only see me posting about elves in your coomtrained shitposting and porn threads. Why would I post about them in threads that have nothing to do with this fictional race?

>>717330649
>>717331139
Whoops, forgot to give you the (you).
Keep dancing, monkey.

>>717321794
You're a gentleman and a scholar, for breaking that spell. I just wish there were more.

>>717329949
She will die from electricity eventually. Unfortunatly.

>>717331181
for me it's another 500 hours in the Serpentspine

>>717326730
I see someone post this every time that image gets posted but when I watched the episode he didn't really think of that guy that much.

>>717326730
The whole fucking point of modern non-vidya media is to make succinct and relatable memes. I hope you didn't watch all 200 hours of Mad Men or whatever that's from. The entire impact of that show, as with others, is an image that people can use on the internet.

>>717327779
>orc in t3
>paladin and hunter in t4

>>717329949
>elves are ESLs

>>717293701
That's what everyone must be thinking, which means it's never been used, which means it is not disgusting. But then again, that's what everybody thinks, so it has probably been used by someone at this point, so it is disgusting. But then there is no lube, and fleshlights are terrible without lube, so it's unlikely someone stumpled upon this and just so happened to have lube with him to use it with, so it's probably not been used, so not disgusting, but unpleasant. But if I buy some lube just to use it on that fleshlight, someone else would have had the same idea at this point, so it has been used, and that makes it disgusting again. But there is always the chance that I am the first one, and if so, I would be cucking everyone who wants to use it. But this line of thought makes me a cuck myself if I don't use it now, even if nobody has used it. Which means whoever placed that fleshlight there made everyone a cuck, unless they have used it. And since nobody wants to be a cuck, it must have been used by everybody at this point. So it is definately disgusting.
I have my answer, thanks for reading, or not, love you.

>>717331348
electricity kills elves?

>>717286836
Because anon is always gay.

Another high quality video game elf thread.

>>717286836
futa is inherently unrealistic therefore it keeps you from becoming a complete coombrain irl by adding a nice separation between reality and fiction
males in porn are cuck shit, explain to me how some other man fucking a girl you find hot is not cuckoldry? and don't tell me you self-insert that's bullshit and we both know it
you also get to see 2 hot women instead of one, the only caveat is that one has a dick stapled onto it
so explain to me how futa is worse that "normal" (aka cuck) porn?

after countless elf threads i can say that i have been successfully brainwashed into liking them. now i can't look at an elf without getting diamond hard

>>717333027
Its the wigglers, isnt it?

>>717333027
That's not "liking elves", that's just being attracted to a regular human girl with pointy ears.
Actual, genuine interest in elves encompasses playing as them, getting into their lore and characters, consuming elf-focused material with elves as the main characters.

>>717286332 (OP)
can I get a tall sticc elf wife pls?

noldorfag give me free (you)s please

>>717333224
I like the elves in Saihate no Paladin.

That is also not video games.

>>717291775
She should sell that lake water, humans would pay good money for elf flavored water.

>>717333429
What would it taste like?

That post also had nothing to do with video games.

>>717333136
please enlighten me on them more if you can. i know elves to be noble creatures who isolated their society and have deeper connetion and understanding to nature than others but that's about it, also feel free to correct me if i'm wrong.

>>717286926
Based. Half-elves are peak

>>717333224
No.

>>717313356
It says lolis but the guy has rejected only girls of his age that don't have a loli body. He is just retarded.

I'd say that is video games.

Space elves

>>717333136
>can’t find cultures and behaviours sexy
Retard.
Part of my desire to rail Galadriel is BECAUSE I know of the greater implications and find her achievements attractive.

>>717333483
Isolating themselves is a common trope, but they are also often very involved in worldly affairs. Also, often before isolating themselves, they were very much the top-dogs in many settings and doing most of the important stuff in the lore.
Elves are cool because they often have a massive impact (for better or worse) on their settings world. Unfortunately, most settings focus on the time that comes afterwards, because we just need humans to be always the protagonists for self-insert reasons.

Dragon Age 1's elves are best elves

>>717333705
Okay.

>>717333780
They are the fucking worst.

I guess they have given up.

>>717286332 (OP)
snickered

>>717333940
No I was out for lunch

>>717333974
The strap-on scene was way too short.

>fuck elven women
>elves get addicetd to huma dick and shut up about dwarves
>human-dwarf diplomatic relationship strenghtens so we get cooler stuff
it's that easy

>>717333974
I can fix her

>>717334007
But she's already perfect, perhaps you mean fix some elf babies with her (from loving consensual sex)?

>>717292036
>unagi
wtf this nigga does erotic mods
gonna see how this works together with the loverslab ones that add sex animations

What's the difference between a high elf, dark elf, and wood elf girlfriend?

Wood elves are the best elves

>>717334141
One's yellow, one is the best elf and the other is a cannibal.

>>717332207
Kills most things really.

>>717334141
Depends on the universe. Except for the sheer arrogance. This applies to all elves from every universe

>>717334159
It would be nice to have one elf thread where nobody posts this

Even Noldor is less obnoxious than 40k secondaries

>>717334305
Impregnating Keri is hot albeight

>>717333454
Spearmint and fruits of the forest.

>>717292327
>petite
Femlets, in other words

I want southern gentleman elf game

>>717328450
>>717291834
The only good thing about NTRfags is that their disgenic bloodlines will end with them instead of polluting the genepool further.

>>717334573
anbennar aelantir elf tag, for all your orc slavery dreams

>>717334573
I want half elf eunuchs taking over a human kingdom over the centuries.

>enters Windhelm with my spouses Brelyna and Jenassa
>stupid dunmer bitch asks me if I hate dark elves too

>>717334691
Elf concubines grooming generations of human rulers to be weak puppets for the elf harem

I'm enjoy Noldor posts and I am a fan of the images of sexy elves.
https://youtu.be/vaPCZXQCS7k?t=40

>>717290535
You can just put knife ears in blondes

>>717334772
*I enjoy

>>717334771
And half elf administrators being put into their position due to infertility filling all positions of power.

>>717290535
>>717334783

elves should know their place

What's funny is that elves are obviously supposed to be aryan women, like blue eyed blonde chicks and because of it, they are the most popular race in fantasy

Ywn have this.

>>717286836
high % of /v/ posters are trannies unfortunately

>>717290861
Season 2, when?

>>717286836
because excess of porn turns you into a degenerate
Imagine telling your pre porn old self that you would grow to love dicks

>>717334820
I prefer elf women creating fully elf children regardless of father but yes

>>717335217
and an even higher percent of elfposters are trannies

>>717335161
Atleast I can have it in rimworld...

>>717291538
>>717301442
>>717335217
I miss the days when trannies were obsessed with us and not the other way around.

>>717292327
the thumbnail makes the silhouette on the sign look like a benis

>>717335429
Us?

>>717290567
They're still their own race. It's just that Hylians, Sheikah, and Gerudo are more similar in genetics than Goron, Rito, and Zora are.

The main difference between Sheikah and the other two humanoid races seems to be longer lifespans and access to abilities that lean more towards the realm of pure magic with how they can teleport.

>>717290861
Yes yes, and you can have many versatile roles in any group.

>>717289523
you might as well just post the youtube video instead of typing all that shit out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

>>717334771
Yes this.

>>717335429
why do you people think that trump voters are the only people who could ever dislike you?

>>717335934
Source?

>>717334876
They do.

>>717335971
Damn, skeleton family

>>717336012
Dude I'm straight white biological male.
I just don't let trannies live rent free in my head lmao

>>717336043
Unfortunately it's just a couple of ai slop edits I did a while ago, this is all there is.
https://litter.catbox.moe/pnsg1vwiuf9j9gog.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/9ubyk474r0xmnxa2.png

>>717336376
Good job, I like the style

>>717336367
>I just don't let trannies live rent free in my head
you have images saved on your computer for the sole purpose of defending troons from mean words on the internet. youre a white knight for crossdressing men LMAO

Drop some TES Mer lore that isn't Dunmer lore

Yes, I'm aware that was a dwemer.

>enter thread
>like 50% is filtered

Noldorfag melty I take it.

bump limit

>>717337370
Of course

https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/1952665884725764270
i blame the thread quality on this

>>717338024
All fucking twitterfags must fucking hang

>>717338024
Elf-threads are always just an excuse for shitposting, off-topic and porn that the mods are lenient about, for some reason.
Their quality is horrible by design.

>>717334109
if you're going the full mile with sex mods why not use SA0 for the body since it actually displays benis, bajina, and boobies

>>717338149
they make thousands a month just posting (You)r screencaps for xitter normalfags, keep seething

Elf panties, plain or lacy?