Thread 149903397

PRIME TIME IS ALREADY HERE

I won the last thread btw.

Anyone remember when Leslie Nielson had a show on AMC in the morning, with him being a professor at a college teaching classes about the three stooges? Or when Carrot Top had a morning show on Cartoon Network?

>>149903408
All the heroes who have a penis size above 6 inches...

Hey anons, gonna be off work soon so feel free to send requests or whatever. Hope your weekends are starting off good

Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS?!

There's so many AIslop Hulk vs Godzilla videos on YouTube

>Hulk
>Godzilla
Disgusting…

Can sonic surpass Kasen's YT viewer count?

>>149903456
Yes he did. You and your hero would also lose to her

>>149903519
Slade is MFTL++++ since Flash jobs to him

>>149903531
Let's not be retarded please, anon

>>149903517
What's going with 682 now, anyway? Last I heard, it was some weird necessary existence in some universe and had something to do with a Leviathan (not SCP-169).

>>149903519
Connections? Irrelevant
Fight potential? Godly

>>149903519
If Slade has the sword he used to harm supes and Diana he probably wins

>>149903540
Comic book scaling retarded? Naaaahhh.

>>149903518
yes

>>149903517
Mahoraga Victim

Ultima FRAUD CHECK next week

>>149903576
Toji also has a super duper sword in his toolkit.

>>149903604
you forgot the s

>>149903518
Most viewed sonic video in general has 238 million views https://youtu.be/vLxPNbKHrgY?si=KkTMEOVNUNb8a212
Most viewed official video is at 103 millions https://youtu.be/LYvO8eaWJNc?feature=shared

>>149903582
Why not say that Flash was just slow?

>>149903589
Shin Godzilla victim

My hero jobs to BBC

>>149903654
Goku 9 incher would never job to Hulk 5.

>>149903654
I have seen this so many times and yet still have no idea what any of this mean.

>>149903659
...which means Big Banner Cock

>>149903659
Of course you do, Naruto.

>>149903628
The flash was moving at super speed Slade just set off explosions that put him on a predictable path so he would impale himself on slades sword

>>149903589
Berserker victim

>>149903683
Naruto? Bigger than you think as the last digit proves

>>149903659
Who is your hero?

>>149903698
Kyle Rayner obviously!

>>149903685
So Flash has slow reaction speed then. He has tunnel vision when he moves fast.

>>149903698
Invincible

>>149903671
I assume Goku goes to work in Emirates or something, ChiChi cheats on him and Goku gets raped by Arab Oil Sheik Hulk. I don't understand Portuguese at all so this is just based on guessing

>>149903659
We know Gojobro

>>149903698
Why, Simon the Digger of course!

>>149903772
>Mark's Korean clitty has never made Eve cum
No wonder he lost to Big Blue Cock

>>149903841
Gojokeks, can you explain?

>>149903841
what. why would he say that?

>>149903890
Because he's mogged

>>149903890
He thinks Black men have strong frightening builds

>>149903841
>>149903890
Gojo? Canonically AFRAID of BLACK BVLLS

Can we debate about vs battles instead of cuck posting?

>>149903925
He knows his gf's pussy would gush if she ever got near that

>>149903944
Ok, KINGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS solos

>>149903944
BLACKED Battle is on topic, THOUGH

>>149903944
vs battles are inherently cuck posting since fans of the losing character will get cucked

>>149903944
What match up do you wanna discuss?

>>149903947
>gf
Anon...

We share our wives here.

>>149903519
Thats not the STRONGEST

>>149904023
I don't, My wife just comes here to obliterate a bunch of jobber verses before coming home for dinner

>>149903521
Nah, Arale stomps.

>>149904039
jobs to cassandra cain btw

>>149904051
...but enough about Bruce Wayne.

>>149904023
Simon...

>>149904045
Steve Trevor...

>>149904023
Mark...

>>149903612
Yes, but to him it's more of a luxury in this matchup.
Slade 'I love to fuck underage girls' Wilson absolutely needs a special sword to actually interact with cursed energy and tools.

>>149903691
I dislike Berserker so damn much.

>Haweye butchers Green Arrow
>Spider-man gapes Batman
>Iron Man explodes Lex Luthor
>Wonder Woman butchers Thor
>Flash euthanizes Quicksilver
>Doomsday massacres Hulk
What's the exact score between Capeshit sloppas? These 6 are the only MUs I remember

>>149904161
Iron Man and Black Panther killed Batman.

Does your hero have a cute marketable plushie?
I'm curious about something.

>>149904161
Currently 13-12 in Marvel's favor

Battle of #2's

>>149904218
Endeavor wins because he's better at being abusive husband

>>149904135
Lame. Atrocitus is for Angron.

>>149904218
Immortal wins by throwing him into space

>>149904218
Immortal kinda sucks in series, but he can still fly at mach 3, chuck objects into space and can swim in magma. Mach speeds are generally a big deal in BNHA.

>>149904273
Endeavor burn him to death with super duper hot fire.

>>149904238
Still find the fact that he got away with everything and Dabi conveniently self-destructed in the end hilarious
I mean the scene of Endeavor and family visiting Dabi in his cuck capsule probably supposed to be dramatic but instead its just hysterical

>>149903397 (OP)
Overman vs Red Son Superman

>>149904194
Not MY hero, but I do own this plushie because of a shipping error, so I must post it.

>>149904286
He's probably a lot faster than that at full speed. He flew into outer space in short order after all

>>149904308
I find it just as funny that despite his wife being the one to mutilate Shoto, both Shoto himself and audience blame Endeavor for that. Endy is wife beater for sure, but as far as child abuse goes his wife has him beat

>>149904308
I thought the guy lost his arm, ended up in a wheelchair and had to retire from the one thing that gave his life meaning for 40 years

>>149904347
>filename
I can 100% see Punisher fan fathers (who don't read the comics obviously) getting this for their kid being like "I sure do hope little Jimmy grows up to be a murderous vigilante!"

How strong is this dude anyway? And who could fight him?

>>149904358
Yeah, that too
But I guess since Endeavor was practicing mixups and 50/50 combos on his wife, he was the one who drove her to mental breakdown which in turn made her hurt Shoto? At least that's the logic here, I assume

>>149903683
All the art is hideous so not really

>>149904408
idk Mario

>>149904371
Still has his money and influence, wife is back and the abused children basically forgave him (not that forgiveness is bad or Endy is irredeemable, mind you, it's just the fact that they just sorta suddenly decided to move on) and one that went bad just happened to basically kill himself and also discredit himself to the point that no one fucking cares about his dumb ass
All in all, he got off pretty easily, plus losing a limb isn't that horrible when advanced prosthetics are a thing in the world

>>149904194
Yup

I'm a godzillafag, but I feel like DC characters would have an easier time fighting Ultima. Seriously, isn't one of the most special thing about DC is math is literally power? A Shazam villain walkthrough walls using math, the life and anti-life equation, and the green lantern that is literally a math formula of will.

>>149904408
I don't know if Loki has any matchup they would lose at peak God of Stories

>>149904194
don't ask for the other one...

Endeavor did nothing wrong. By the standards used to decry him as "abusive", Deku's mom would be just as guilty

>>149904573
My queen Makima...

>>149904571
>Loki
Heimdal victim

Batman need redemption. Give him a streetshitter he can beat and look impressive while doing so.
Or else Batman will visit you and break your legs.

>>149904251
Lame. Angron is for Aatrox.

>>149904571
Kratos, God of Hope

>>149904603
>Give him a streetshitter he can beat
Moon Knight
Emiya
Usopp
Predator
Juri Han

>>149904620
The janky animations make everything ten times funnier

>>149904635
All Deku victims.

>>149904635
You were supposed to post people Batman can beat

>>149904603
Not saying it would be easy, but If Batman can pull this off, it will be worth more than 3 victories against 3 Marvel street heroes.

IMAGINE JOBBING TO WATER

>>149904657
Even if you ignore Itachi surpassing Batman in physical feats and other Chakra bullshit, Batman has nothing that can counter Mangekyo Sharingan

>>149904656
There's no way Predator wins. These guys are literally built and designed to job.
Also Juri Han loses easily because she's kinda retarded.

>>149904635
>Moon Knight
Batman loses
>Emiya
Which Emiya are we talking about here? Shirou Emiya, EMIYA or Kiritsugu? Only one of them Batman could beat would be Shirou
>Usopp
Batman wins this one, but its closer than people think since Usopp has absurd durability
>Predator
Batman wins
>Juri han
Batman loses like a bitch

Who should Maleficent fight?

>>149904603
Can he beat Solid Snake?

>>149904722
Batman has beat hypnosis and mind control enemies, hasn't he?

>>149904722
>Even if you ignore Itachi surpassing Batman in physical feats
He has ironman suits
>Batman has nothing that can counter Mangekyo Sharingan
Yes, BUT 99% of comic superheroes have illusion/mind control resistance somewhere in their VSWIKI page.

>>149904754
>Which Emiya are we talking about here?
I should have specified, it's Shirou of course
Other versions are too bullshit unless we're going full Batgod with prep time and plans and plot contrivances
Why would he lose to MK and Juri though

>>149904674
He was distracted by Namor's speedo

Superboy Prime can beat Myxsptlk so he would win.

>>149904822
NTA but Street Fighter scaling makes Juri far out of Batman's ballpark because while he's around SF-levels when it comes to raw skill, he lacks the physical stats to compete with non-joke SF characters. Batman will kick the shit out of Dan Hibiki, but actual SF fighters beat his ass without some niche powerups Bruce has stored somewhere in the Batcave

>>149904772
He has a secret technique he learned from Tibetan monks to counter mind control

Godzilla bros... It's okay to lose

>>149903444
Misogi Kumagawa vs Marvel Loki

>>149904888
>niche powerups Bruce has stored somewhere in the Batcave
I'm pretty sure there's a Tibetan monk stored in there somewhere

>>149904920
This. As a Hulkbro who has gotten used to surrendering his GF to other men, I can say there's no shame in losing

>>149904772
>>149904902
I don't think you can argue that all Mind Controls are equally strong. There's a word of difference between some hypnotic suggestion vs. stuff like Lelouch's Geass. I assume that Batman's training would make him resistant towards the former instead of blatantly supernatural bullshit like the latter

>>149904888
>Street Fighter scaling
Outside of muh energy projectiles, what does SF scaling have?

>>149904961
Island-sinking punches

>>149904961
Akuma sank an island once, it's a pretty infamous feat

>>149904990
Yes, but what if we stop pretending to be retarded and upscaling everyone to Akuma level for literally no reason?

>>149903944
These threads never debate shit. They're /dbs/ encampments and nothing else.

>>149904990
>Akuma has better feats than Kratos
>This makes Akuma a BOUNDLESS BEAST
Thanks for the scaling KINGTOS

>>149905031
But Kratos will TEACH Akuma anyway.

>>149905013
Scaling characters that fight on-par with Akuma in the same game(s) is more honest and consistent than upscaling Batman gets by his fanboys anon

FUARK

>Fighter #1 is just a side character in Fighter #2's story
Worst example of this? I thought Zatanna vs Scarlet Witch was very disrespectful with the way Wanda gets treated as a dumb brute constantly humiliated by Zatanna in front of the crowd.

>>149905070
Godzilla in Marvel:
>defeats Hulk
>defeats Avengers
>defeats Fantastic Four
... but JOBS to Baxter Building
Clearly this means that Baxter Building is stronger than the Hulk or Avengers

>>149905062
>fight on-par with Akuma
You do realise that matches outside of the story mode aren't canon, right

>>149905078
You already know

>>149898402
75?

>>149904194
CUTEtos is the most marketable plushie out there.

>>149904961
Balrog one shotting an elephant
Juri destroying a building with her engine
Akuma punching an island
E Honda destroying a meteor
Mike Haggar causing an explosion visible from space
Bison tagging a satellite beam or some shit like that, I saw it in Akuma's DB
Whether Juri scales to most of these is another topic

>>149905110
>That fucking Gmod level turn

>>149905078
Krasura is the "made up retarded shit from a redditor, where he humillates strawman and everyone claps", as a DB episode.

>>149905147
If people are allowed to cherrypick and choose their composite Batman despite his equally numerous antifeats to wank him up, scaling Juri to the rest of SF cast is fair

>>149905147
>Whether Juri scales to most of these
She doesn't
She's just a very talented martial artist, if you take away her edgy eye (which you shouldn't do, she would cry a lot)
She can't even beat Cammy

>>149905078
SpongeBob vs SF Aquaman was literally an intentional humiliation ritual.

Ciri vs Lucina
who wins?

Hetbros...we're never win another death battle again are we?...

>>149905170
Bro ease up on the strawmanning
No one is even shilling Batman here

>>149905013
Akuma is too strong to scale to and usually hold back or easily wins his fights

>>149905117
Tinkaton's attack stat

>>149905190
Lucina because there is not nearly as much blacked and bestiality porn with her as there is with Ciri.

>>149905190
>It's time for a MARY SUE BATTLE!!!

>>149905070
>he resisted it
ah fucking boo, I want to see Godzilla have a rematch with the rat

>>149905231
>Mary Sue battle
Rey vs. Ciri?

>>149905239
gokubros...

>>149904571
>I don't know if Loki has any matchup they would lose at peak God of Stories
just use any character that has not issue with or surpasses the cosmological Sephirot

>>149905247
Has anyone even bothered powerscaling Rey? Disney wars is so boring

>>149903444
Marketable Plushie Sonic Vs Fumo Kasen

>>149904571
Cuck of Stories is as likely to win as he is to lose. He's bound to do what would make a good story, regardless of his intentions he can't bruteforce his way out.

>>149905247
That one too

>>149905190
Ciri is for Emily Kaldwin

>>149904571
>they

>>149905336
They.
SHITler lost.

>>149905327
>Tfw no high school bancho bullies to rape me
It's not FAIR!!!

>>149905367
>cooler out of NOWHERE

>>149905380
Keiko...
Okuyasu...
Garou...

I want to see Hitler vs. Stalin in 1v1 Death Battle

>>149905380
Yugi...

>>149905414
Does Jonouchi even count as Bancho bully?

>>149905327
You know who ELSE blocks paths?

>>149905296
>He's bound to do what would make a good story
true. he got btfo'd by that beyonder soon after

>>149905436
Him and Tristan kind of were in season zero, but they were more small time. There were bigger ones, but then Atem killed him.

jej

BRING ME TOUHOU!!!

I have never watched Madoka

>>149905555
Any particular reason for that, Hal?

>>149905555
But the Touhou girls are too old for you Hal...

>>149905555
Yes master! Im such a happy kek!

>>149905620
Anyone else remember that TV spot where Superman and Batman (and Aquaman) were Ben 10 fanboys?

>>149905620
>>149905555
I did one of these

>>149904603
Not counting DC vs Marvel.
>Scorpion (MK)
>Aizawa (MHA)
>Toji or Maki (jjk)
>Han Solo (star wars)
>solid snake or big boss (mgs)

>>149903519
Toji is probably a little bit stronger physically but he has a much worse arsenal on average compared to Deathstroke. Deathstroke is also probably better at martial arts/general hand to hand from how much wank he gets in that regard.

ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

Now that the dust has settled, was he robbed?

back into the shadows

>>149904603
Easily the best option of all his remaining fights. Rich playboys trained to the peak of human ability with fancy gadgets facing off against madmen with eclectic styles.

>character is never known for fighting to the death or even killing anybody at all
>still put them in a deathbattle episode

>>149905807
In order to live, you must consume others

>>149905759
>wincon was pretty much begging Coyote fucked up since Tom didn't have the means of killing him while Coyote did
no

>>149905759
not equalizing their stats (especially when they gave tom immeasurable speed in a blackbox but then said he was just FTL) was retarded
claiming tom's regeneration came from his DNA like a looney tunes character was even more retarded
claiming space jam was an example of wile getting a 'win' when he gets his ass beat in both movies was even more retarded

though getting annoyed over a toon fight is a bigger waste of time than most matches. the biggest issue with the episode was the fight sucking

>>149905759
yes
tom's toon force is not LT's toon force
xianxia is not dependent on toon
coyote used toon force when he was supposed to have lost it

>>149905759
Flawed analysis and flawed conclusion make it a pretty shit episode. Not to mention it got mogged horribly by the Courage and Scooby fight.

DOWN BOY, YOU'LL GET YOUR NEXT MATCH UP SOON!

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Krypto_the_Superdog

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Broly_(DBS_Anime)

>Hal Jordan
"ugh... W-why nobody told me that there's a Touhou girl who's power literally erases your Willpower?"
>Reimu
"Good job Yachie, I think this is enough, let's bring him to the human village to heal his-"
>Hal Jordan
"I-I JUST WANTED A TASTE OF AKYUU'S AND KOSUZU'S CUNNIES! GOD-DAMNED!"
>Hal suddenly breaks down in tears
>Reimu
"... On second thought, let's just kill this guy..."

>>149904571
>they

Doomslayer vs. Kratos when?

>>149904603
Punisher.

>>149905759
As a big Tomfag I have to say I don't care. It's Tom. Him losing even against Wile E. is on brand.
The fight was okay and had some good moments. I wish the slapstick had more "oomph" to it.
I think it being "just okay" is the worst part though. It's Tom and Wile E. Coyote. They should have gone even more WILD with the animation than they did. I know they wanted to keep to the one environment because that's a rule of Wile E.'s cartoons, but he's been in other places before and the fight could have easily gone global.
I also wish we saw Jerry and Road Runner more. It would have been more in the spirit of both cartoons that, even when Wile E. wins, they come in and rain on his victory parade.
I wanted good slapstick. I got some decent moments but nothing that stands out.
This was supposed to be the most memorable fight of the season but it under delivered.

>>149905973
He was in the right btw.

>>149906073
2 years probably. KINGtos will TEACH Slayer

>>149905759
Yes. DB pulling kratos level of lore to moral farm to give the coyote a pity win, after he got his movie pseudo canceled is fucking retarded, this is a toon fight, not a shonen one. Also the xianxia was another fucking golden tree, funny considering the feat is another multiversal tree

>>149905973
>reimu lets other molester free, but not the one
Feministmu...

>>149905973
No no no. Let him cook...

>>149905759
Nah, he was fucked from the start.

>>149905973
>Reimu letting a filthy yokai help her handle fodder like Hal

Composite Pirate vs Composite Ninja when?

>>149905626
Hal only fucks fetuses

>>149906348
This is just going to be Naruto vs. Luffy
Which means Luffykeks are going to dodge this HARD

>>149905327
No muscles?

>>149906073
>>149903397 (OP)
>>149903408
>>149903517
>>149906348
>>149905965

>>149906381
Can Luffy beat Bojack?

KINGTOS KINGTOS KIIIIIINGOTS *sharts*

>>149905884
>>149905915
>>149906118
Being the next toon fight right after something as positively recieved as Courage vs Scooby means it was doomed from the start. The bar was way too high, it's no surprise that people were disappointed.

>>149906381
Last I read One Piss, Luffy could create a island-sized fist, and that's what? At most country-level? Naruto was tanking that laser beam that split the moon in that one movie where he bangs Hinata. So I guess Ninjas win.

>>149906433
CANON
>>149906467
headcanon

>>149906433
>Ending
>>149906467
>After credits true ending

>>149906348
Jack Sparrow has Kingdom Hearts scaling. Pirates take it

>>149906486
I don't buy that shit, they just didn't use a lot of cool shit because they wanted it to feel like a regular cartoon episode, not have hype moments and aura like Scooby turning into a planet sized god punching the earth.

>>149906467
Canon!!

Mei Kamino lost to THIS?

FUARK! I can’t BELIEVE a single GREEN MAN just GAPED my whole franchise…!

>>149906487
Jake can grow much larger than that.

>>149906605
Ben 10…

I wanna be the very best

>>149905335
okay, who wins?

>>149905828
The coyote is quite literally destined to job, that is his entire point, the only way Tom loses if he has an stroke, and stands still the entire fight, letting the coyote set up his shit, and hope fate doesn't make it so those machines implode in his face.

>>149906577
>BRAP

>>149906645
No idea about lore, but gameplay wise, Emily can create a doppelganger, link it to Ciri using domino, then kill the doppelganger, which will transfer the death to Ciri. In Witcher 3 Ciri can just teleport with her Mary Sue bullshit ancient powers

>>149903397 (OP)
>Lord English is always at his peak
>Prime has different boosts like the Yellow Lantern Corps ring and the Guardian who died and exploded in his face, causing him to absorb the Guardian's energy which was a temporary boost as Mxy said
How do you even approach this fight?

NIGGERS

>>149906645
It's probably a coinflip. Emily likely has the better stats being from a setting where she has to overcome guns, and more interesting powers/abilities. But Ciri is probably better trained and more skilled. Realistically Death Battle likely gives Ciri lightning speed from some dubious scaling and has her win with that speed advantage.

>>149906662
>The coyote is quite literally destined to jo-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXQLk7HDGtw&themeRefresh=1

>>149906577
Those glues probably weigh 10,000 metric tons each. Godzilla could splatter most characters just by sitting down

>>149906749
The entire point is that he won because he isn't using acme.

Feel what? a victory?

>>149906744
Nooo!

>>149906827
yes

>>149906577
I just fucked Godzilla's fat ass with my HUGE COCK

>>149906645
This is basically street level Kratos vs Asura
Emily has way better feats and abilities in every single category
But Ciri has extremely retarded scaling and statements and shit like stopping planet destroying storms which means she'd win on "attack potency" even if she's just a mildly superhuman woman with a sword and some teleportation

>>149906847
Bruce GODnner...

>>149903397 (OP)
Post "I believe in you Godzilla" if you think its time to send that monster back to hell where it belongs.

>>149906746
Would Death Battle consider New Game+ Emilly? She would get Corvo's powers. The fuck is Ciri supposed to do against timestop, possession, domino, doppelganger?

>>149904194
>Ryuko
yes.

and yes there's endless 2B shit including plushies but she's not really my hero.

>>149906866
>>149906819
>a twig vs taller muscular LeBrute

This is one-sided.

>>149906880
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

>>149906866
Who gets better space jam scaling

Since basketball scaling is currently the strongest thing in Death Battle, where do we go from here?

>>149906898
That is a legitimately interesting question. Gameplay-wise, it is Emily at her "full potential". But lore-wise, does she have any claim to those powers? They do seem to be personalized to each individual who gains the powers. Emily fairly explicitly didn't get the Daud and Corvo set. As others have noted, it might not even all that much. Emily would solidly get versatility, but be completely out-statted by FTL planetbuster Ciri.

>>149906819
This bitch got mogged by Mark Henry

>>149906880
i believ e in you godzilla

>>149907007
www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1msbtb0/mark_my_words/
cmon this is sad at this point

>>149906945
Snake Plissken's basketball skills

>>149906880
>back to hell
...

>>149906880
I believe in you godzila

>>149906940
Michael Jordan
>>149906880
>listroon reddit slop
stop ruining Godzilla's reputation here

>>149906880
What do you have against hulk listtroon?

>>149907143
he's a comic book character and listroon is a spic

>>149906852
oh my god.
i understand why Asurakeks are so fucking angry now...!

>>149906880
i believe

>>149907053
Why do Superman fans think the Though Robot is a "form" of Superman when it's literally just a robot piloted by Ultraman and him?

Also it's not even impressive. It just gets destroyed in the same comic it was introduced in. People claimed it counters the narrative, blah blah, yet it just fucking dies.

Why is Batman such a low tier in db?

>>149907193
good raeson

>>149907181
>Though Robot
Tell us about your thoughts on Athena vs Bison

I believe in Hulk and I think he was the best part of his previous Death Battles.

>>149906880
i believe you godzilla

We respect minorities here.

>>149906880
>>149907007
>i believ e
>>149907309
>i believe you
Mexican esl samefagging

Kratos SAVED Greece

>>149907343
Kratos' greatest WARRIOR... Is ANTI-RACIST...

>>149907269
Yeah. Doomsday is a shitter propped up by whoever he fights and Broly wasn't his Z self

>>149907343
if Norsetos don't kill an island sized fucker then we won't

>>149907343
Kratos was TEACHING everyone in this thread...

>>149907360
we punch Nazis in /dbg/. you have been warned

>>149907343
The boundless teacher...

>>149907402
AIEEEEEEEEEE I'M LOSING MY MIND HOW DARE THEY PORTRAY NAZIS AS BAD TRUMP-SAMA SAVE MEEEEEEEE

Post cape characters who fought in WW2 (They existed during the actual war, and was used a propaganda material)

>>149906880
I Believe In You Godzilla

>>149907440
Kek

>>149907415
They were a humble Buddhist group who shaved their heads due to being monks...

>>149907440
HERO Torch

Die listtroon

>>149907476
>The Listtroon

Huh?

>>149907476
He needs cape correction. I hope Hulk wins.

>>149907053
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7W_Ja7SQD60&pp=ygUXcm93IHJvdyBmaWdodCB0aGUgcG93ZXI%3D

>>149907552
Post Simon not having a dead wife

>>149903444
Bardiel vs Orga

>>149903517
I have a weird gut feeling that him vs Doomsday is gonna be episode 200.

>>149907609
>>149907552

>Couldn't beat Mazinger Zero

>>149907609
>Could beat Mazinger Zero

>>149907599
>below tree level lizard vs tree level ultra baby
fight is obvious

>>149907658
Boundless car moving at mftl++++++++++++++++++++ speed.

>>149907671
>150mph = mftl++++++++++++++++++++

>>149907658
I mean they're both tree level, didn't doomsday fail to break a tree?

>>149905078
Magneto vs Tetsuo was just the former getting his shit rocked and acting all sappy over Tetsuo's gross stuff.

Superchad solos

>>149907708
Superman's soft body wash too weak to break a tree

>>149907708
Doomsday and Superman also both got KOd by a lamppost exploding in that same comic. Literally The Death of Superman, their most definitive comic. A lamppost >>> their combined durability

Wanna know how they exiled Dpomsday after he revived from Superman killing him? Cyborg Superman easily tied him to a little rock with some puny metal rods then pushed him off into space.

>>149907708
he could survive a tree unlike 682

Did anyone ever powerscale the BA girls? They can survive explosions and shit.

>>149907781
All job to Miles

>>149907765
>Dpomsday

>>149907384
I know Kratos get shitted alot, but that art is phenomenal.

>>149907797
I apologise saar like all superman fans i am indian

>>149907810
well then why don't you like him?

>>149906880
you can do it zilla

>>149907834
zilla isn't in this fight you tard

looks like this thread just got MINDFREAKED

Kill listtroon

Godzilla will use his BOUNDLESS LORE to destroy the feat sissy, like my hero KINGtos

>>149907868
the Mexican cartel would probably do that

>>149907765
What the fuck. Bugs?

>>149907879
COOKBOOKTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where was Kratos when the Ottoman Turks invaded Greece? Where was Kratos when the Russians/Prussians attacked Scandinavia?

>>149906880
i believe

>>149907891
Asuka let her wife Rei to do this btw.

>>149903496
There's a metric fuckton of youtube kids content farm slop as well.

>>149907891
>Rei "I get SOLO'd by Kamille Bidan" Ayanami

Samurai Jack vs Afro Samurai came out 7 years ago. Say something nice about it.

>>149903444
Gwoemul vs The Alligator from the 1980 movie Alligator.

>>149907902
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%20Kratos%20Ottoman%20Turks/

uh oh stinky

>>149907902
the Ottomans were on the side of the one true god, Allah, from whom Kratos asked forgiveness and was granted it, provided he perform 5 prayers a Day

>>149907931
Unironically the best fight animation they've ever done.

>>149907941
And? Where was Kratos when his homelands were being attacked?

>>149907931
It's good that we got a fight completely devoid of any toxic white males and showcased the exotic sword skill of our BIPOC heroes, we could all learn to be better from these men.

>>149907960
He sided the turks

>>149903397 (OP)
1. Isn't Superman Prime unfairly strong?
2. Who or what the fuck is the thing on the right lmao

>>149907960
Egypt screaming for Athena, the blades of Chaos, and the Egypt god to leave him alone as they constantly talk about destiny over and over again

Hulk will win.

>>149907960
India TEACHING the monster asura to be a better man

Doesn't composite superman (like all of it) shitstomp simon?

How will Ash/Atem/Yugi get a respectful death?

>>149908040
anon just regular superman alone shitstomps simon and fucks his girl just like Kamina

>>149908040
You wish DCuck

Assuming 1 3rd of the fight will be Devilartemis while the other 2 will be David and Luis, do you think they're having him animate the beginning, middle, or end? It's kinda clear now that Death Battle knows that Devilartemis's recent contributions (Kratosura, ChiefSlayer's latter half) aren't too well-liked.

>>149908019
a pity win

>>149907994
seriously he keeps damning them as they keep going "Destiny, Destiny, Destiny, Destiny, You can't avoid Destiny because Destiny is Destiny"
this comic might be worse then the bear one since nothing fucking happens besides that

>>149908059
Beginning, I'm pretty sure the preview they showed off was the beginning

>>149908041
Yugi will vaporize him in a generic explosion.

>>149908040
>composite superman

You mean current Superman thanks to Death Metal (The DC even where everything is canon but is mostly remembered for Superboy Prime's oneshot because everything sucked) and Dark Crisis (Wherein they undid Crisis of Infinite Earths)?

What if Hulkzilla, like Kratosura, gets an alternate ending?

>>149908040
yeah he's real

Barbatos beat Mandrakk
Mandrakk beat Thought Robot
A weakened base Superman onepunched Barbatos

Current Superman >>> Thought Robot by scaling

>>149908113
Also Alan Moore confirmed that DC heralds can enter the real world and he personally has been threatened by John Constantine

>>149908128
Didn't DOGFUCKERantine get knotted?

>>149908141
So? A big dog would kill and or rape an irl human too

>>149908128
You mean like how Superboy Prime invaded DC comics, and demolished the building, all while shouting about how the writers are shit?

it's just that easy.

>>149908041
Ash gets mind crushed leaving it ambiguous if it's even a "death"

>>149908141
damn you mean that dog solos fiction?

>>149908153
No, because that was just a drawing within the comic of fake writers who are also just drawn pictures in the book.

John Constantine entered the REAL real world we live in, as confirmed by multiple eyewitnesses, and has attacked and stalked multiple DC writers.

>>149908120
>Barbatos beat Mandrakk
When did this happen??

Considering we're just /dbs/ 2.0/ Someone needs to make a wiki

>>149908155
CAAAAAANOOOOOOOON

>>149908170
Why didn't he use his real life powers to avoid getting raped by that dog then?

>>149908170
>John Constantine entered the REAL real world we live in, as confirmed by multiple eyewitnesses, and has attacked and stalked multiple DC writers.

If I know anything about Warner Brothers, is that any comic/cartoon characters gets easily beaten up with a pencil.

>>149908171
In that Justice League Infinite book or whatever where Mandrakl reappeared.
After Cosmic Armor Superman pushed Mandrakk over creation’s edge it turns out he just fell into the Dark Multiverse, where Barbatos beat him uo and chained and enslaved him and that’s where they find him and he asks them to set him free

>>149908180
Finally a matchup Homelander can win

>>149908166
Jobs to South Park Kristi Noem

>>149908183
the dog chased him into the real world too

>>149908202
Does homelander survive gamma radiation?

>Godzilla vs Hulk
how is this fair at all? Godzilla can just step on the fucker and win.

>>149908183
That dog is also real

Soon...

>>149908212
Yes.

>>149908215
Nuh uh Hulk can, um…shut up ok

>>149908171
I think he's talking about the Unexpected. It was shit but it retroactively makes Mandrakk and the entire Monitor Sphere less impressive
Goes to show what happens when the story isn't infested with Morrison's vague tranny ramblings and a small contingent of nerds analyzing every syllable on every line of dialogue looking for things to wank into High Outerboundless

A hero enters the halls

>>149908212
I don't think he's been subjected to that but Gamma Jack doesn't have invulnerability or super speed

>>149908219
Gamma jacks blast are nuclear bomb level

>>149908019
godzilla is the hero here tho

>>149908233
Oops wrong pic

>>149908233
I've come to hate Tien because constant Tien topics on gamefaqs.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/2000113-dragon-ball-general?search=tien

>>149908246
>destroys japan because he's having a melty
>hero

>>149908226
The pencil is on the page we hold. We readerGODS exist on a level Mxy can't even comprehend

Post characters who can create universes

>>149908262
Mxy can comprehend Constantine and Constantine can send the dog to rape the reader

THIS FIGHT ALREADY HAPPENED

>>149908260
>>destroys japan because he's having a melty
based, he's a hero

>>149908202
Apparently he can kill TFO Sentinel too, so there's that.

>>149908268
She could have been like a mother to me.

>>149908284
Crunchy

>>149908202
He beats Mr. InSHITible.

>>149908275
Any reasonably healthy human male could beat the fuck out of even a mastiff or a great dane

>>149906409
He keeps hitting the planet but he can't make it blow up, wtf is going on?

>>149908290
What about durability?

Hulk can barely beat Hedora, how the fuck can he handle Godzilla

>>149907007
>>149908246
I remember when Tom got a lot of fanart of him cosplaying as Simon. I remember when he jobbed horribly in his Death Battle.

>>149908290
KINGtos LIFTED INFINITE universes of INFINITE size

>>149908322
Kingtos is using his power to keep the planet together, you fool

>>149908311
Bob was stronger than Universal Man so he scales to black holes!!! Imbecile!!

>>149908324
Wall tier

>>149908324
small grape tier

>>149903444
Darkhawk vs Guyver

>>149908326
because even Simon would job to the basketball force

It's going to end in a tie guys

>>149903397 (OP)
>>149908357
>>149908357
>>149908357
migrate when ready

>>149908290
Tier: 1-ATOM

>>149906409
Asura... Please help me...

>>149908366
>listroon thread
someone make a new one

>>149908366
EarlyRETARD

>>149908381
We're not even at bump limit yet

>>149908372
Of course, KINGtos shreds outerversal foes at the atomic level

>>149908395
oh yeah

>>149908290
>downplayed stats

>>149908325
SHARTzilla needed Hulk's gamma BOOST to even beat GODorah.

>>149908424
that's because that's not Showa Godzilla

EEIIIHHH SAVE ME HULK-SAMA

>>149908325
Hulk shouldn't even be able to touch Hedorah without form of injury. Touching Hedorah would have literally melted the Hulk's skin off.

>>149908490
That’s literally what happened. Godzilla beat him because >>149908457 hulk got btfo on contact

>>149908040
They gave Kyle composite DC cosmology scaling and he STILL fucking lost. There is nothing left to give Superman - he'd get raped even harder than Kyle did.

>IS THAT A TOXIC WASTE MONSTER?!?!
>AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE LEND ME YOUR GAMMA JUICE HULK-DONO, MY BABY LIZARD SKIN IS NO MATCH FOR THIS!!!

>>149908512
and Batkek is above composite DC since he's stronger then the Anti-Life Equation

>>149908290
Expected from the KING of death battle

>Tanks 7 Cocks
>Tanks 1 ninja Pussy
>Lives Rent Free in 7 (8) Evil Exes

Name a bigger slut than Ramona

>>149908526
Your mom

>>149908526
Kratos's second wife.

>>149908526
Panty

>>149908526
Yoko and Nia when Kamina Sama is here

>>149908526
Rookie numbers.

>>149908526
Asura’s wife whose name i forgot and so did Kratos after he banged her on top of asira’s dead body

>>149908536
Used to be, but my friend's mom dethroned her after it was revealed my friend's mom slept with 4 husbands, the police officer, and some guy in local government.

Kinda had to stop my friend from committing suicide

>>149908523
No, that's not how it works. They completely wanked Kyle as having all of DC and more behind him and even said that if he brought in all the other shit he still had that they intentionally didn't bring, that Simon would still win even before we got to all of HIS shit that they didn't outright bring up. You had your moment of glory with the strongest you will ever be scaled to DCfag, and it flat out wasn't enough. Wait for a Great Darkness or Presence match or something if you want to get uppity again.

>>149908526
Hulk’s wife (for Godzilla)

>>149908526
Ajax's wife

>>149908554
Those 7 (8) Evil Exes are worth a lot of cocks/pussy

>>149908526
Panty and Stocking have fucked thousands.

>>149908566
>No, that's not how it works
well that's how it is in canon, Batkek is >>>>>>>> it all

Be honest. Sung Jinwoo solos all these loser characters you're all glazing.

>>149908564
Sorry to hear that about your friend

>>149908588
Including toonforce

*licks you* ARF ARF AWOOOOOOOO!

My HEROINE loves human cock!

>>149908593
>Korean

Post Sung Jinwoo defending Korea when Imperial Japan invaded during the late 19th and early 20th century

>>149908593
>Mangina Woo
>beating anyone
Begone from these halls, only MEN are allowed here.

>>149906880

I believe in you Godzilla

>>149908523
>>149908588
They treated the Life Equation as far beyond the ALE so I'm not sure where this shitposting revisionist is coming from.

>>149908634
well he is Korean

>>149908661
nah

>>149908634
That was a clutch get on my part.

>>149909084
Sadly the monkeys got bigger weiners than basically everything on DC.

>>149909200
That is offensive to russians, anon.

>>149909200
I dare you to name a single thing wrong with bestiality, without crying

>>149903659
Mark Grayson...

>>149903772
Kubian's BBC (Big Blue Cock) is too powerful for micro hapa cock

>>149904023
Tech Jacket...
Brief...

>>149909336
Blacks commit 90% of homicides

>>149909362
Kirkman is a genius

>>149906847
When did Mothra get a kaiju-sized strap-on?

>>149909427
Well what can I say, I can fuck godzilla over in more ways than one...

>>149909362
the last digit of this post is the size of his dick

>>149909485
oh

>>149909421
Kirkman's NTR fetish is obnoxious and the only time it had any remotely funny merit was making a shitty Maker clone.

>>149909485
>just average compared to Mark

>>149903397 (OP)
What if in the last season of the boys, Homelander scaling went from to Mult-city block to somehow Multiverse level, How will the powerscaling community will reacted to this?

>>149909594
Unimaginable seethe since they don’t want to say the Bad Meanie Drumpf expie would beat up their strawman liberal self inserts now

>>149909594
Homelander's power level will go to Immortal/Shota Oliver tier at best. Maybe DCAU Superman if they are smoking crack.

>>149909632
We live on the multiversal kratos timeline, nothing is impossible.

>>149909594
LOL imagine if they do their own COIE and redeem Homelander by having him destroy the antimatter multiverse to save the world. That would be the funniest shit ever

>>149909594
>they make his MK1 ending canon

>>149909594
It would probably have to be through some shit like
>Soldier Boy's power....he's grown to match the power of the Big Bang times infinity!
>another cape uses their power to put Soldier Boy and Homelander in a pocket dimension
>Homelander survives
Or some other level of flimsy statements faggotry which people would be bending over backwards to say "d-doesn't count!" before they turn around and happily pull that kind of shit for Kratos

>>149909632
Season 1 Immortal? That one would give DCAU Clark some hell

>>149910171
doesn't DCAU Clark eventually get a small planetary feat from jobbing in the recent film?

>>149910326
In the Fatal Five movie? If so then that is some dogshit

>>149910326
iirc it was the spooky magic eye making a shockwave that sent him flying through space and the wank comes from a calc about the pixel scaled shockwave

>>149908526
Hulk's space wife, Hulk's ex and Hulk's cousin

If we took high end feats only, than Peter Parker would be planet buster tier for beating Firelord. Krillin would be stronger than all forms of Cell besides Cell Max since he kicked Cell Max and caused damage.

Trying to calc a character's speed when they can go the speed of light on pure speed alone is pointless. Why do they even bother? If you can go light speed, you actually don't have a speed limit. You are, for all intents and purposes, instantly arriving at wherever you wanted to be.

>>149910950
I think the major problem with speed is that it's hard to truly show it off without making the characters OP or complete ass. Like Flash. Motherfucker is clearly broken as shit but will always be a jobber which create the stereotype of speedsters being weak as shit.

>>149911100
Those repeating digits... But, anyway, speed is just a dumb way to measure a character because if you can go super fast, you have to be able to handle the stresses of it. So, in reality. Any lightspeed or faster character should be harmed by anything physical since their bodies can stand up to...infinite force.

we're nearly at bump limit, someone make a thread

>>149903397 (OP)
Reminder that Storm (Marvel) solos Superman and Goku

>>149911307
>>149908357 Here

>>149911326
someone who isn't a faggot make a new thread

>>149911367
Use this one
>>149911495

>>149903698
Kyle Rayner obviously!

>>149904023
Kyle…

>>149908526
Jade when Lucas Simon is here.