>Hal Jordan
"ugh... W-why nobody told me that there's a Touhou girl who's power literally erases your Willpower?"
>Reimu
"Good job Yachie, I think this is enough, let's bring him to the human village to heal his-"
>Hal Jordan
"I-I JUST WANTED A TASTE OF AKYUU'S AND KOSUZU'S CUNNIES! GOD-DAMNED!"
>Hal suddenly breaks down in tears
>Reimu
"... On second thought, let's just kill this guy..."