Thread 150051684

Ruby vs Maka Edition

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Bring me hulk.
>H-he's for Broly rem-
He's a jobber and would lose.

>>150051684 (OP)
NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT RUBY VS MAKA
WHO EVEN ARE THOSE IRRELEVANT WHORES

Kratos lost the last thread.

>>150051684 (OP)
Built for futadom

>HNGH YESSS MAKA YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 17YO GIRLCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO WILD TOMFOOLER E. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM MAKA I CAN FEEL YOUR BLACK BLOOD FUTACOCK BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

>MAKA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY CLITTY WITH A SOUL CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN THOSE FILTHY HOMOSEXUALS LIKE YANG AND BLAKE DO?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE GF WEISS FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH BLACK BLOOD TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Rwby_futa_porn AND r/lesbianfutacuckquean THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! MAKA THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU FLATTIE!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I THOUGHT A SOUND BVLL DWELLS WITHIN A TIER 2-C BODY! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT MADNESS POZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER CRONA AND SOUL GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/Tier8AsTakingUniversalBEASTS SO JAUNE COULD SEE IT!! I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE BEES' KNEES I WANTED TO BE THE KEKED GIRL WITH KEKY KNEES!

>MAKA YOU STUPID FUCKING TRANNY BEAST BOOBS-SMALLER-THAN-BLAIR SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-WALL BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! RED LIKE ROSES FILLS MY EYES WITH KEKY RAGE!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH MY SCYTHE AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU BITCH!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING A CUP!!!

>AS FOR ME, I'LL DO WHAT I DO BEST: YABBA, DABBA DOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>150051813
Pumping...

>>150051805
>who are those whos

in a show with Yang, Blake, Weiss on em

Bring me the World Guardian

>>150051813
homophobic bitch

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MY WIFE’S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>150050379
There is a lot to say, but I'll try.
>Silver's original Japanese characterization is a temperamental and abrasive hero
>the translation made people think he's more geeky and unconfident because of his voice direction
>Ian Flynn, the Archie comic writer, overtime decided to make him like how people viewed the translation
>Evan Stanley, the yumejoshi I mentioned, started working on Archie and furthered pushed this version of Silver because it's what she knows and thinks it's cute
>she's a strange yumejoshi because she added a self-insert named Gold to be his partner, but decided to tell people that ship them that Silver is so unconfident that Gold can't be attracted to him and that she's also more attracted to characters like Blaze
>when Archie died and IDW started, this version of Silver carried over with Ian Flynn and Evan Stanley still writing and became worse with him doing cutesy faces
>another Evan self-insert named Whisper was added and Silver was made to be a fan of her, but Whisper was made to be a lesbian for a character named Tangle
>Evan Stanley despite her obsession with Silver and keeping him as some cute plaything has twice added self-inserts for him to be close to and get cucked by women, but to be fair, relationships for game Sonic characters was mandated against by both these points
>this version of Silver is the most relevant the character has been in years as the games push him to the side with the character only really getting to stay around because of autistic women like Evan Stanley that think of Silver as this precious cinnamon roll and his creator still working on Sonic, but not getting any sway to actually do what he wants with the character

I'm well aware of my gas chamber limit
Keep finding new goycattle minds to fit in
Have faith in nerfed elseworlds to carry my rep....

Give my stories fake conflict, I'll take it
And fans not caring of my views, I'll embrace them
Have faith in rabbis to give wank to yourself...

BATMAN CARRIES MY MULTIVERSE
DOESN'T MATTER... HOW HIGH I ASCEND

My cum just breeds gay men, every time
If I am ever weak, I'll be thrown out like trash
With the palm of my hand...
Shekels I must reunite...

Give my stories fake conflict, I'll take it
And fans not caring of my views, I'll embrace them
Where there is kikes, there is COOOOPE

MY KINDNESS IS PERFORMATIVE
A GAY MARY SUE I STRIVE TO BE

Been buried deep in teenage pussy incandescently
Illuminated by the strap-on in me
My fanbase thinks I could cuck anyone that comes across me
The truth is that I am just a raped bitch!

MASSIVELY LOW SALES FILLING MY MIND
MAN OF STEEL I CANNOT SURPASS
MY COUSIN'S PUSSY I WANT TO FUCK
BUT BLACK BULL JIM WILL BEAT ME TO THAT

The drill owns me...
My writers remembered won't be...

MOST BORING VERSE OF ALL TIME!
ONLY BY PUNCHING DOWN DO I WIN A MATCH!
MOST BORING VERSE OF ALL..... TIME!
WE'RE ALL SUB TREE RUSSIA VICTIMS ALRIGHT!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while every DEATH BATTLE combatant both WINNERS and LOSERS make entire lines throughout the COSMOS to carefully AND SHARPLY suck on Lois Lane's outerversal+++ tongue holy FUARK!!!*

My kindness is performative...
A gay Mary Sue I strive to be...
Batman carries my multiverse...
Doesn't matter... HOW HIGH I... ASCEND!!!!!!!!!!

THE DRILL OWNS ME!!!!!!!!!
MY WRITERS REMEMBERED WON'T BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150051747
Well Digiscalers want to face Gogeta.
Dragon Ball scalers don't even know about Digimon in general.
Not that it would be an actual fight. Since if you ask Digiscalers they will just say All-Delete and Omega Inforce mean he wins instantly.
The Digimon camp just wants to use a cosmology cudgel to win over a setting people care about.

>>150051873
Damn, sounds like Flynn really improved the character. No wonder Sonic always flops in Japan.

>>150050379
>>150051873
>both Ian Flynn and Evan Stanley are also getting more power over the franchise as Ian Flynn gets to work on the actual game scripts now and Evan Stanley is an official lore artist
>Evan Stanley has said about a year or two ago that she understands the complaints about her writing of Silver and would try to fix him
>normal Silver fans are a minority to cutesy Silver that needs his mommy gf, Blaze, to comfort him fans because the character was so hated in his debut or the average fan doesn't know or remember the original Silver by now and cutesy Silver fans are the ones buying his merch and making most of his fanart
If some other Sonicfags are here, they can try filling in some holes in this summary.

BOUNDLESS ASURA

>>150051813
Hot

>>150051873
I didn't realize Evan could be a girl name too. Those damn Welsh.

I'm happy everyday I'm not a Kylefag or an Asurafag. You guys are embarrassing.

>>150051873
>>Evan Stanley, the yumejoshi I mentioned, started working on Archie and furthered pushed this version of Silver because it's what she knows and thinks it's cute
>>she's a strange yumejoshi because she added a self-insert named Gold to be his partner, but decided to tell people that ship them that Silver is so unconfident that Gold can't be attracted to him and that she's also more attracted to characters like Blaze
uh, based?

JEETsura lost:
Every thread
His own game (unless you paypig!)
His "daughter"
His franchise
His life
Death Battle
And his fans lost their marbles! KEKKYPOW

I’m happy everyday I’m not a Kylefag or Kratosfag. You guys are embarrassing.

Reimu could beat Godzilla

What are the chances Ruby vs Maka gets more views than Krasura?

>>150051931
I'm happy everyday I'm not a Simoncuck or an Asurajeet. You guys are embarrassing.

>Wiz: “Maka’s multiversal power might SEEM impressive. BUT, as an canonical Vtuber, Ruby exists in the real world, and thus is beyond outerversal, so overwhelmingly beyond fiction that this fight had no concept of difficulty for her.”
>”Ruby ROSE to the occasion, and took down her SOLE enemy with ease.”
>”The winner… is Ruby Rose!”

>>150051945
Asura lost.

>>150051951
Crona Venom had good views

JEETos lost:
His fans respect
Every thread
His ability to be taken seriously
His “wife”
His life
Death Battle
And his fans lost their marbles over him being exposed as a fraud! KEKAROO!

>>150051876
A bold choice to have Superman sing this while Koslov and his Russian goons rape Superman again.

>>150051949
Touhou.
Superman's cock.
Do the FVARKING math.

>>150051958
Kyle lost.

Favorite DB
Favorite character
Country

>>150051684 (OP)
>her most powerful action won’t work on maka because she not a Grimm
>barley use her weapon even though she a skill gunsmith and hand to hand combat is shit
>her chainscale is from a game that not canon and the weakest power up from the cross over comic
It going to take the biggest asspull in death battle history for ruby to win

>>150051963
… on planet retard.

>>150051885
>a setting people care about.
Digimon, yes.

>>150051973
Touhou is for Hal's cock because most of them look like children.

>>150051885
I mean at this point isn't all of Death Battle just being a Cosmology Cudgel?

>>150051944
Mold…
>>150051967
Gold!

>>150051944
Trvke

>>150051985
Vtuber scaling will carry her to outerversal

>>150051967
TRUKE!

>>150051984
Snake vs Sam but that one relies on the winner.
Would be Kyle vs Simon but that one relies on the winner.

So fuck it i like Ryu vs Hiryu

>>150051949
Me.
Reimu's cock.
Do the FVARKING math.

>>150051992
NTA and as a Digimon fan, not even Bamco cares about Digimon.
Might be changing in the near future if Time Stranger does well since DB is in copyright limbo after Toriyama's death

>"Guh...I can't believe I lost...you were way too strong..." Ruby slumps down to ground fading into unconsciousness after a swift beating from her better and fellow scythe wielder.
>"So you gonna kill her or what Maka? She wasn't on Death's list but her soul seems like it might be tasty-" "O-Of course not you idiot! Even though she attacked us that's not enough of a reason to kill her!" "So damn uncool! You might as well just let anyone try to kill you whenever they want then!" The girl and her scythe get into a heated argument, bickering over what to do with their passed out would be assailant before Maka throws her weapon to the ground in frustration and turns to look at Ruby.
>"We're not killing her and that's final! But..." Maka had only gotten passing glances at it during their quick fight but her opponent had quite the body. Slender in frame and not too far from her own in that regard but more developed in both curvature and sex appeal. Her second "scythe" couldn't help but resonate as she stared at her, examining her figure inch by inch knowing she could use her as she pleased. "Since she was so rude to attack us and got me all worked up, the least she could do is help me calm myself down!"
>Without thinking and with a twinge of madness overtaking her reasoning now, Maka quickly brought down her skirt to let her now erect "scythe" bounce free and just as swiftly tore Ruby's skirt and underwear aside in order to expose her pussy. At the sight of that puffy slit topped with a thin trimmed layer of stubbly hair, Maka couldn't even bother with the thought of prepping or trying to go in wet, so she jammed her already pulsing meat hilt deep into those tight folds.
>Just a moment earlier Ruby was drifting deep into unconscious slumber, unaware of where she even was then in the next she felt a sharp pain that jolted her awake followed by a constant barrage of tingling sensations budding up from her crotch that were accompanied by hard thrusts into her.

>>150051984
I hate those biased fags
CHADsura
KINGdia

>>150051984
Kratos vs Asura
Kratos
India

>B-BUT ASURA LOST!!!
This is literally the last scene in Kratos vs Asura

>>150051962
>>150052012
even they cannot be that fucking stupid can they

>>150051984
Kratos vs Dante
Dante
Agartha

>>150051962
The best and funniest outcome. Ruby somehow winning with retarded scaling is the only way to make this match worth it.

>it has been months now
>BaitGODS are still winning
>Asurafags keep falling for it every single time

>>150052044
In all sincerity, why was this the one Death Battle to get an alternate ending?

>>150052030
Well, uh… y-you see, Ruby could win if, um… if Maka, like… trips or something. Ruby’s Semblance is really fast—like, super fast, you know? She literally turns into rose petals, and, uh… good luck hitting a flower, right? So if Maka tries to swing Soul at her, Ruby just poof! disappears and reappears behind her. Easy win. Totally legit.”

“And, hey, don’t forget the Silver Eyes. They’re, like, Grimm-deleting death lasers. Maka isn’t a Grimm, sure, but, um… she’s got a soul, right? And Silver Eyes work on, uh, soul-stuff… probably. So Maka would just… explode. That’s basically a counter to Soul Resonance, I think. Yeah.”

“And if all else fails, Ruby just has… plot armor. She’s the protagonist, she’s pure-hearted, she’s got friends who believe in her. Maka doesn’t stand a chance against the power of friendship. And if you don’t like that… well, Ruby’s scythe is cooler, so she wins by default

>>150052030
Any other matchups for this feel?

>>150051984
Raidou vs Constantine
Flynn
Thousand Year Kingdom

>>150052047
They can sell any verdict if RT bribes them enough. And remember, they’re making V10, so what better place to advertise than the show that sold their verse as being above Final Fantasy?

>>150052030
>Something was 'in her, in her pussy and in deep' was all her mind could process as she gradually regrew accustomed to being awake in order to try to begin processing what was happening. As she began to take in in what was happening, she saw the slightly strained face of the girl she had just been fighting bobbing back and forth over her. In direct rhythm with the hard thrusts that were pounding in and out of her. "W-What are you doin-ahhh!!!" but she couldn't even finish a sentence as she began to truly feel the sheer size of the thing inside her that felt like it was going to turn her inside out.
"I should be asking you what YOU were doing! guh...Attacking me out of the blue like that." Maka replied to Ruby's unfinished question, panting and moaning as she brought her length in and out of Ruby.
>"Well, now that you're awake, just think of this as your punishment for attacking strangers! My partner wanted to kill you but I'm not that cruel-nngh gnghh" She said in a both scolding yet shaky voice. Starting to breathe heavier and pant now as her thrusting also sped up.
>"I-I'm sorry so t-take it out!" Ruby pleaded as the assault of rough pistoning started overwhelming her senses. It was a mix of some of the worst pain she'd ever felt as that fat cock stretched her walls to their limits yet also a pleasure that she didn't even know was possible as her pussy gripped around it. Almost as if trying to speed up the release that was just thrusts away.
>"Hah..No can do..I'm too close to pull out even if I wanted to..so since I didn't even get a chance to hit you with anything special during our fight let me show you..." Maka's thrusting came to deliberately long drawn out intervals now as her "weapon" throbbed signaling a primed load. "PUSSY HUNT!" Maka shouted and before Ruby could even protest again, a wave of hot white spunk gushed from Maka's "scythe" and flooded Ruby's pussy bringing with it a pleasure so strong that it made her faint yet again.

>>150051984
Ruby Rose
Israel!

Why are Asurafags such babies? I want a genuine response.

>>150051984
Maka!
Israel!

>>150052028
It really depends on how well Pokemon Legends ZA does, if it is well recieved then it will be a lot harder for Time Stranger to get traction.

>>150052075
Benfags died after the reboot died so someone had to take their place

What I want to know is why is Kratos the big meme character.

>>150052064
To be fair there is nothing worth debating now. All the good matchups already happened

Why are Kratosfags such babies? I want a genuine response.

>>150052092
he's not
it's all snoy shills

>>150051984
Doomsday vs Doomsday
Doomsday
Doomsday

there you go

>>150052101
Kratosissies had a ginormous meltdown over being exposed as frauds and haven’t recovered since then.

>>150052101
You need to get over Asura losing. It's just a web cartoon.

>>150052066
>Ruby’s Semblance is really fast—like, super fast, you know?
Funny thing is, they retconned that. Because the fight animators can’t do fast fights anymore, they changed her semblance from superspeed to transforming into flying rose petals. The rose petals USED to be a visual metaphor for her speed, like how Demon Slayer characters aren’t ACTUALLY channeling the elements with their breathing, it’s all just visual flair. But they just made that her literal power now.

>>150052075
You need to get over Kratos being exposed as a fraud. He’s just a fictional character.

>>150052092
a 2 month wait period has given /dbg/ brain damage and permanently mindbroke this place

>>150052028
Isn't the new game coming out supposed to be pretty big? And it has a new anime coming out, though I don't have much hope for it because it's more Nu-Digimon designs, no goggles and soft femboys everywhere.

>>150052092
Combination of him basically being the face of low test moviegames + him beating one of the rare actually non-bullshit universal characters they wank characters to on the show

>>150052125
Asura must be the biggest fraud ever then because he lost to Kratos.

>>150052092
easy (You) bait
you post Kratos and at least 3 retards will respond or parrot your post
same applies to Viltrumites for some reason despite both being obvious bait posts

>>150052125
Kratos must be the biggest fraud ever then he8s never destroyed a mountain.

Bowsegg
Godzilla
UK

by the way the delay doesnt affect ruby maka, no?

So we should get a ruby or maka trailer next week

>>150052030
>>150052072
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!

KINGtos is great. Who wouldn't want to talk about him?

>>150051992
I am sorry, I was being overly snide.
I just preferred when Digimon was presented as having been created by/as a side effect of human technological developments rather than being something beyond the kin and scope of the entire human world and universe.

KEKtos is a fag, no one wants to talk about him.

Now that Godzilla jobbed, will Invincible be the first series to go 3-0 since Marvel back in season 1?

ROOOOOOOCCCCCCKKKKKKKTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSSS!

>>150052163
yeah, at the very least this will be a 'short' waiting period

>>150052163
no
3 weeks still

>>150052159
>IESLBsura

>>150052163
I'm fairly certain we're getting the first analysis this weekend

HALT! You may only continue past this post IF your favorite character has destroyed a mountain or larger object.

>>150052030
>>150052072
AW YEAH! I'M LOVING THIS WAITING PERIOD.

>>150052065
Because DevilArtemis wanted Asura to win, so out of stubborness he animated a secondary ending.

>>150052226
Kratos killed Asura. He counts.

>>150052238
Can you post him doing that in canon?

>>150052230
What a salty little Asurakek. Everyone else would've accepted the loss with dignity.

NOOOO KINGTOS DON'T FIGHT GODZ-

>>150052092
It’s the beard. But seriously it’s because he genuinely doesn’t have a single impressive feat (that doesn’t require flowery and hyperbolic statements) on par with even tutorial Asura who punched a continent-sized monster back to sleep.

Yugi getting beat up by Bandit Keith is not an anti-feat btw. Keith's punches can destroy entire universes.

>>150052244
Death Battle is canon. That's why I use it to bully fans of characters I don't like.

>The series will be a true test of the Hulk’s power as he’s unleashed against everything nature has to offer, including fellow heroes. Hulk’s breathtaking battles will escalate wildly across the series, until Hulk finds himself battering his way through the cosmos and beyond the very limits of reality!

>A guaranteed smash hit! Is Hulk really the strongest there is? Sure, he’s stronger than most people…but is he really stronger than everything? Dinosaurs? Planets? Gravity? Cosmic forces? Find out here because when we say Hulk takes on all-comers in this new miniseries, we really mean it! It’s non-stop action in the classic mighty Marvel manner!

RESET THE CALCS AGAIN

>>150051984
Kratos
India

>>150052230
What a based AsuraCHAD, he knows Kratos is a fraud and exposed him to the entire world.

>>150052160
>>150051984
Whoops

>>150052255
Yugi TANKED that

>>150052226
killed anm God who was so big he was mistaken to be a normal island

>>150052065
Because they know the episode is retarded but being indie they can’t risk losing a fanbase as big as GoW fans.

>>150052256
Ben Singer…

>>150052283
They killed Bardock and Miles what are you talking about

>>150052249
>What a salty little Asurakek
DB let him do that lmao, so I guess they’re all salty Asurafags.

Composite Man vs Composite Food when?

>>150052256
Speedy…

>>150052295
KratosKEKS…

>>150052230
Why can't Asurafags cope? If he can't handle it, DevilArtemis should stick to Cell meme videos like Perfect Cell vs Super Ugandan Knuckles 3.

>>150052300
soon...

>>150052244
I-I-I-I-I………

>>150052293
Nobody cares about Miles and Bardock was an intentional screw job because they know DBZ tardrage will net them way more views, plus it was their first episode back from the dead so they really needed said views.

>>150052230
Why can’t Kratosfags cope? If they can’t handle an alternate ending they should stick to slurping the cock of shitty movie games.

>>150052321
why didn't Bardock get a pity alternate ending?

What would a S4 Goku vs Saitama have looked like?

>>150052321
It's funny how Bardock vs Omniman could have been the most contentious fight ever for being so wrong but then Kratosura happened and blew it out of the water.

>>150052192
Kakudo was discussing that idea before he made Digimon Adventure.
The first manga from before even that has Taichi being sent on a mission by God.
The concept of the current series is older than the technological one.

Reminder.

>>150052334
>homosexual fantasies involving sucking cock
>homosexual fantasies involving playing SLOP of War

>>150052356
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLTOS!

>>150052356
COPEsura...

>>150052321
Screw job... Lol... This is the webshow that got Hulk's multiversal power level off sex calcs and said MGR Raiden is as powerful as nuclear bombs. Nolan getting a sun disk wasn't a screw job. It's Death Battle mathematics

>>150052353
Bardock vs Omni Man is still more contentious though. Unfortunately battleboard retards do actually widely believe in or can buy omniversal Kratos

Ahem.

>>150052343
pity battle that's a waste for Goku

>>150051944
All correct except for "And his fans lost their marbles!" because JEETsura doesn't have any fans. Not one.

Fuark, ZOOMER here. When can we move on from BORINGomics? I want to see my Isekai GODs up on Death Battle. These uncs need to get with the times fr.

>>150052343
Saitama getting ripped in half like paper. The only fair DV vs Saitama match is kid Krillin vs Saitama

>>150052396
fine you'll get Alice vs Dorothy

>>150052356
TRUTHsura…

>>150052396
Can anyone here even name a single isekai?

>>150052409
Composite Alice stomps

>>150051984
Bowser vs Eggman.
Dio.

>Bardock vs Omni Man was the big ragebait episode start of the 24 season
>Kratos vs Asura was the big ragebait episode start of the 25 season
What are they going to do for next year? I'm feeling something Sonic related

>>150051967
All correct except for “and his fans lost their marbles over Kratos being exposed as a fraud”! Because KEKtosfags lost their marbles over him not getting his dick sucked even harder.

>>150052356
isn't this just some shit YouTube does automatically?

>>150052418
Sonic vs. Crash and Crash wins.

>>150052424
feeding shadow another pity win so they don't have to redo shadow vs mewtwo

>>150051873
So Silver was basically Nero from DMC but turned into a yumejoshi's dream character instead.

>>150052255
>Yugi Moto who has no magic resistance, no anything this early
>Gets knocked around
yes and?

>>150052418
next year the threads are still going to be the same since the bait will still work and since the bait still works the posts won't change

I've latched onto Kratosposting because it is an ironic way to cope with the fact my real hero lost by mocking death battle results...

>>150052440
I have actually seen that comparison several times before.

>>150052453
Kratosbro coping over Spawn…

>>150052412
Uuhh... That time I got reincarnated. That's got be at least half of them or something, right?

>>150052120
Jesus Christ. Fuck those lazy jackasses.

>>150052355
Yeah, that's why I said presented as.

>>150052455
Well their games came out around the same time.

>>150052412
>Can anyone here even name a single isekai?
yes

>>150052435
(you'd) the wrong post was aiming for >>150052418

>>150052412
Transformers
Superman
Planet of the Apes
The Super Mario Bros Movie (both)
The Bible when Jesus showed up

Asura, Bardock, and Eggman were all better men AND better fathers than Kratos will ever be.

Kratos is so strong. He should kill Goku next.

https://youtu.be/cMGpzQfMSd8?feature=shared
Who can beat the Numan Athletes?

>>150052431
Negroid sonicfags getting buckbroken would be pretty funny, I'll give you that.

>>150052488
No lies detected.

>>150052488
Not a high bar. Even someone like Enji Todoroki is a better father and man than SHARTtos.

>>150052490
0-4ku fans will cry harder than Asurajeets

>>150052488
Bardock or Better Mandock from Minus and Super?

Godzilla and Hulk are better MEN and better FATHERS compared to KEKtos despite being monsters.

Reminder that Ruby NEEDS crossover scaling to be relevant in the next fight.

>>150052503
who?

>>150052490
>>150052507
>Josh arguing for Kratos, Ben for Goku
>Josh's opening statement is mostly versatility, gives Kratos his entire arsenal
>Ben says "I don't see how this is possibly an even matchup in any way, like what's Kratos got that can even hurt Goku", Josh's reply is Kratos' composite arsenal, focusing on the Blade of Olympus
>Ben points out falling off a mountain once killed Kratos, says "I get it" when Goku getting shot with a laser is pointed out, doesn't believe Kratos has anything that could hurt Goku and can't match his level of power
>Chat brings up the "Helios lit up an infinitely sized underworld" point, Ben and Sam are noticeably skeptical, Ben expresses distrust of the infinite label and says "It's a little easy to just throw "infinite" on one of those and call it a day", notes being faster than light is still way slower than Goku
>Chad says that GoW lore likes to talk up the word "infinite", Ben says that's more of a myth thing where Atlas holds up all of creation, is unsure what that means in terms of scope
>Soul stuff seen as Kratos' only way to fight Goku in any way, Ben says being immune to the Devilmite beam means Goku can resist soul stuff
>Sam reads out chat message claiming the Gauntlet of Zeus allowed Kratos to overpower Atlas who "was holding up the infinite cosmos", despite Kratos never actually overpowering Atlas
>Some talk about hakai and soul erasure, time manipulation and Hit, Medusa's head
>Sam says Thor hitting Jormungandr back in time is unquantifiable, seems more like a punchline
>Chad says he initially thought "this is an easy Goku trounces Kratos thing" but the hax makes him doubt
>The crew clowns on Kratos being thought of as the god/embodiment of hope
>Sam says "I just don't see how Goku is not stronger than faster and the end of the day, to a level where it's like Kratos won't really have opportunities"
>Hellofresh still giving out free breakfast for life
>Goku wins 2-1, Chad was a contrarian vote for Kratos

>>150052507
Would be based.

>>150052412
Narnia
Connecticut Yankee
John Carter
Rip van Winkle
Wizard of Oz

>>150052382
>biggest guy he fought was Cronos who was around mountain size
>biggest guy Asura fought could hold a galaxy in his palm
>biggest explosion from a god’s death in GOW was a mountain-level nuke
>biggest explosion from a god’s death in AW was a Big Bang that painted space with countless stars and galaxies
Kratos wouldn’t even be able to comprehend Chakravartin’s golden statue, have a heart attack, and die. It’s insane how extreme the differences are, just like how much one guy is one of the most controversial “lore” merchants and the other is a poster child featsman.

>>150052477
>Noncanon 4kids commissioned arc

>>150052535
I personally love it. It makes me hard as fuck.
Kylebro btw. Not sure if that matters.

Kratos always wins.

>>150052535
All me btw

>>150049266
>Isn't Maka's weapon outside help?
I guess you could argue that she can just kill Ruby in pure fisticuffs if she wanted to but that'd be disrespectful, also Soul is more like a packaged deal like Venom or Atem.

>>150052418
>Mewtwo vs Shadow 2 and Mewtwo wins again, but they say that Mewtwo statstomps Super Shadow instead of mindhaxxing him
>Heroes Goku vs Game Sonic and Sonic wins
>Omni-Man vs any version of Superman he beats
>Liu Kang vs Jago and Jago stomps Fire God Liu Kang
>Frisk vs The Batter/Ness and max wank Frisk loses

>>150052516
I'm pretty sure cross tag battle only means she gets mid tier feats anyway
unless we're about to see kratos-tier chainscaling that is

>"Guh...I can't believe I lost...you were way too strong..." Ruby slumps down to ground fading into unconsciousness after a swift beating from her better and fellow scythe wielder.
>"So you gonna kill her or what Maka? She wasn't on Death's list but her soul seems like it might be tasty-" "O-Of course not you idiot! Even though she attacked us that's not enough of a reason to kill her!" "So damn uncool! You might as well just let anyone try to kill you whenever they want then!" The girl and her scythe get into a heated argument, bickering over what to do with their passed out would be assailant before Maka throws her weapon to the ground in frustration and turns to look at Ruby.
>"We're not killing her and that's final! But..." Maka had only gotten passing glances at it during their quick fight but her opponent had quite the body. Slender in frame and not too far from her own in that regard but more developed in both curvature and sex appeal. Her second "scythe" couldn't help but resonate as she stared at her, examining her figure inch by inch knowing she could use her as she pleased. "Since she was so rude to attack us and got me all worked up, the least she could do is help me calm myself down!"
>Without thinking and with a twinge of madness overtaking her reasoning now, Maka quickly brought down her skirt to let her now ere-
RRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR
>GODZILLA ATTACKS THE CITY AND CRUSHES THE GIRLS INTO PASTE

>>150052535
Fuck... they need to stop. I'm getting bricked up.

>>150052516
>Everyone keeps telling me I need “DC scaling”, or “Persona scaling”, or “Blazblue scaling”, but you know what? Nah… I’m gonna do my own thing.”
>…
>”Thank you KingtosTheBetterMan for the $100 dono! I appreciate it so much!”

>>150052493
>the homeless Crash video is now always replied with Crash blowing Sonic into pieces with a nitro crate

>>150052584
Our HERO Godzilla preventing rape

>>150052595
KINGtos SCHOLAR btw

>>150052535
we should post porn from that one Ruby comic instead

>>150052615
KINGtos would never support rape. He's a better man and will set the best example for his son as the best father in fiction.

>>150052622
Yeah a storytime would be fun. CHADsurabro btw

>>150052412
The Eminence in Shadow
I'm surprised Deathbattle hasn't covered Overlord yet, but that might be too hax dependent

>>150052343
pity win goku

>>150051813
Women don't have prostates (at least not in the same way males have) it makes no sense for her to experience a prostate orgasm, specially from Anal sex

>>150052630
>only sex we've seen him have we’re with consent and he was never implied to have raped anyone
yeah sure I guess
>>150052638
that's straight, you're supposed to be doing ___bro btw when it's for something gay

>>150052414
Is there a single Dorothy that could actually counter pic related?

>>150052650
I can't think of many good matchups for Ainz that he doesn't either just intsakill with hax or that he gets instantly negged by from characters who can just resist all of them

>>150052663
FemaleKEKS just keep on losing!

I am going to make Ruby and Maka AI chatbots fight.

>>150052665
Oh I just assumed futa would be involved ;(

>>150052677
Asurabros and their futa obsession is getting out of hand.

>>150052412
Digimon

>>150052670
That's kind of the only outcome when you have a combatant who relies entirely on hax

>>150051984
Courage Vs Schooby
Makima
Silicon Valley

>>150052663
It should come as no surprise that there's not even a thin line separating futafags from axe wound munchers.

Maka would just have Soul rape Ruby btw (out of character of course)

https://rwby.fandom.com/wiki/Relic_of_Creation
>The Relic of Creation has the ability to summon Ambrosius, who can create anything the user desires. However, the user must be thoroughly detailed, as Ambrosius will give the user exactly what they state. One way to prevent any mistakes from occuring is by using blueprints or schematics. When summoned, time stops around Ambrosius and the user.

>”Hang on Maka, gimme a second to catch my breath…”
>*stops time*
>”Ambrosius, make me the Ultimate Nullifier! Here’s the Marvel wiki page on it if you need instructions.”

>>150052553
>I-it doesn't count!

Prove the game pokedex is canon to the anime. Do it now.

It's time japsissy

>>150052736
Superman would NOT say that well Silver-Age Superman would but he wouldn't rape

>>150052736
I know it's AI sloppa but why is he Commieman

>>150052702
Well this woman owns it as of season 9 so I don’t think it going to help also she throughout the series clearly shown she barely understanding gunsmithing

>>150052670
I think for Ainz it would be cooler if it was a "X character tries to invade Nazarick" type of situation, otherwise it's just about who is immune to timestop and instantkill, and then I guess be stronger and faster than Ainz, which would be what? I'm guessing hypersonic and city-level?

>>150052418
Archie Knuckles vs Juggernaut and Juggy neg diffs him.

>>150052692
Soul is too busy having sex with his boyfriend Black Star

If Sonic chatacters now scale to DC, who can they beat?

>>150052488
Kratos literally has his daughter’s ashes stuck on his skin after he killed her and his wife. The bar is basically in the ground there.

>ZUN made this drawing on a stream with his wife
Lesbianmu...

>>150052736
...Time to job to GODmon the DRILLER of DC along with the rest of his cosmology again.

>>150052564
Also no since crona sword would also be outside help

>>150052759
Cuckquean

>Ikki vs Jean never
>Gil vs Yukari never
>Dark Schneider vs Lina Inverse never
What are YOUR Never Evers, /dbg/?

>>150052776
To be fair Crona's sword is literally his blood

...does that mean Ragnarok is cucking Crona when he fucks Maka's tight teen puss every night?

>>150052114
>>150052787
>Ikki Jean

when Ikki vs Magik exists

lol

To begin to understand KINGtos, to become a KINGtos scholar, one must have a PhD level understanding of many disciplines, including mythology, mathematics, quantum mechanics, metaphysics, and cosmology.

>>150052787
A few weeks ago I realized it would be pretty cool if Battle Beast fought Grimlock, so that's my pick

>>150052787
Frisk vs Batter is the only one I'd call a never ever. Too much competition.

>>150052787
literally anything involving wonderful 101 since the game is too irrelevant to ever get anything and would consitute the "no outside help" rule getting old yeller'd even harder than it already has been

>>150052670
Ainz vs Xylon from Order of the Stick is fun

I have to say that "Madness of the Monster" is extremely mid at best.
Reidi is unironically a better song, but at least the track is still above bottom of the barrel shit like"Wild Tomfooler E." And "You Say Danger."
It sucks because "Ikari" is one of the best Songs DB has ever produced and I was expecting something on the same caliber.
Luckily someone already did a better Godzilla Vs Hulk Song: https://youtu.be/_gi2MN6xLnE?si=1E3rjxhb6wAeCUW9

>>150052806
Provably correct.

>>150052806
One must also posses at least a bachelor’s (though preferably a masters) in cuckoldry

>>150052787
Books are never going to be on death battle.

>>150052806
KINGtos SCHOLAR trvke...

>>150052815
It sucks cause unlike Sans vs Judge it actually would be an interesting matchup.

>Chara tries deleting the save file but the dime a dozen MUGEN cheapie replaced the entire game engine before that could happen.
EXIT.

>>150052409
Can I get John Carter vs Hank Morgan instead?

>>150052709
>>I-it doesn't count!
Death Battle has outright said they leave stuff that's noncanon. Look at Nolan vs Broly. Yugi and Yami have no canon feats.
>Show me Pokedex entries
Sure
https://youtu.be/EA6aACNo7r4
>Lucario can turn boulders into dust
https://youtu.be/KcivYqlaIUY
>Dragonite can fly faster the speed of sound
https://youtu.be/bwnqs_I3W84?t=51
>Charizard's flames can melt absolutely anything
Ash is by no means a planet buster. But some low level feats are better than literally nothing.

>>150052849
Truly BOUNDLESS power... I kneel, MUGEN cheapies...

TAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!

>>150052870
Mina and Class 1-A were TEACHING ILLITERATEtos

KINGtos will win King of /v/ this year, showing us that we all must be better men.

Person below me? RAPE!

Person above me? Raped!

>>150052870
>Mina
She got cucked by Bakugo and some pink cloud chick in the ending

>>150052899
Reimu after being put up against Froggit

>>150052668
Strongest version of Dorothy off the top of my head that isn't super obscure would be the one from Nikke and she's like city level at best

>>150052890
/v/ ignore every KINGtos post posting in their board despite having daily threads shitting on the norse games and praising the old games

This DB is gonna reawaken my old CroMa shipping
If Maka wins, I want fanart with the two and Eddie and Ruby dead in the background

>>150052935
Oh my Science! /v/ have truly become Better Men then.

>>150052584
>NOOOOOOOO GODZILLA YOU DUMB FUCKING LIZARD! I WAS GOING TO JERK OFF TO THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD! RAAAAAHHHHH I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!

>>150052087
Eh, it's coming out before Legends by like a week or two, most people who were going to buy it would have so already.
>>150052135
It's almost certainly the largest budget one yet yes, but in terms of hype I haven't seen many people getting exited over it outside of the already existing and desperate fanbase.

>HNGH YESSS RUBY YESS YESSS FUCK MY TIGHT WET VIRGINAL 14YO GIRLCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO Reidi by Therewolf Media YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM RUBY I CAN FEEL YOUR BLACK AND RED SEMBLANCE FUTACOCK BBC HIT MY GUTS HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

>RUBY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE PENETRATING MY SHITTY JAP GOOK CLITTY WITH A DC SMITE NICKTOONS BLAZBLUE PERSONA SENRAN KAGURA V-TUBER SCALED in memory of Monty Oum SEMBLANCE CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN CRONA ALREADY GAVE ME WITH HIS TRANS FEMALE TO MALE COCK!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI MANWHORE BF SOUL FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH AURA TO PAINT MY FUCKING PUSSY WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Soul_Eater_futa_porn AND r/straightflatcuckqueen THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! RUBY THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU COW TITTED BITCH!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT SEMBLANCE POZLOAD UP MY BARELY PUBESCENT VAGINA AFTER WEISS AND YANG GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/Tier6ATakingCompositeCrossoverBEASTS SO SOUL COULD SEE IT!!

>RUBY YOU STUPID FUCKING HOMOPHOBIC BEAST BOOBS-BIGGER-THAN-MY-SERIES-POST-2010-FANBASE SUBHUMAN BITCH!!!!!! I'M GONNA SLASH YOUR FUCKING OUTERVERSAL VIA V-TUBER SCALING NECK WITH MY CONTINENTAL LEVEL BUSTING SCYTHE!!!!!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR FUTA COCK THAT YOU ALREADY RAPED ME AND FIRE FORCE’S SCALING WITH OFF AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU CUNT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING C CUP!!!

>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY BARELY REMEMBERED KEKQUEEN!!!!!!

>>150052787
Any match up that that features a character from a Franco-belgium comics
Characters from Web animations that aren't RWBY

>>150052787
Ah, forgot two
>Vilgax vs Ridley never
>Reimu vs Arle never

>>150052899
Reimu after encountering a Mugen Omed-tier cheapie that looks suspiciously like her but replaced her entire setting in real life with one where she instantly loses and has no abilities.

Ruby and Maka should wrestle in just their panties. The winner gets to have sex with me. This way everyone is happy.

>>150051894
>angsty young adult with a traumatic story gets groomed into being the reddit definition of cute
Lol. E

>>150051813
Canon.
>>150052951
Fanon.

>>150052951
...cope FLATby in the true canon reality where her tits are not memorable.

>>150052787
I'm playing through I Am Your Beast, and Alphonse Harding vs Jacket would be fun.

>>150052970
I prefer Vile vs Ridley

>>150052951
Canon
>>150051813
Fanon

>>150052787
who?
who?
Dark Schneider is for Emperor of Mankind

>>150052899
Reimu getting in position to suck the cocks of all the Ushiromiya family including Beatrice's

>>150052951
How did we go from Dekuck and Ochako posting to this?

>>150051813
...coped FLATka after a single one of Ruby's breasts mogged her and her entire franchise.

>>150052994
Which Vile are we talking about?

>>150052983
>young adult
He's 14.

>FlatBY
Don't need it.
Let's see what else Maka is packing huh?

Okay, but which RWBY women would Spirit sleep with (cry about his problems with Maka to)?

>>150052958
>Characters from Web animations that aren't RWBY
Based FUCKING Hazbinbro

>>150053027
>packing
Ruby you fucking disgusting lesbian futa is not straight even if you're a woman.

What is the Ruby manga meteor feat? I haven't most any of the RWBY mangas.

Kyle Rayner of Sector 2814. Please get off of 4chan and do your job. And for the love of Mogo stop using the ring to download futa pornography.

>>150053050
she hates lesbians

>>150053027
CronaDAMN

>>150053027
BlackStarDAMN!!

>>150052120
I thought that was her power all along.

Bring me the jerk who calls himself The Tick

>>150053021
mega man x

BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

>>150053081
True. I'm just gonna start making stuff up about both characters to be entertained.

Bring me Broly

>>150053046
Any that would be willing to do it for pay

>>150053027
How is that supposed to be Maka?

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Hal pauses from shoving his tongue down Jade’s throat
H: “God damn it! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Hal Jordan?!”
Jade stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Japanese man is clearly beating Kyle to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
J: ew, it must, like, be that cuck spic Kyle.. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that cuck only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Hal Jordan”
From the bush:
K: “HAL-BRO SAVE ME! THIS JAPANESE HOBO IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
H: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SPIC, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Jade? How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the Hispanic twink gets pummeled by Japanese fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake “Idol” taking the girl he loves most away from him
K: AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED BIG BRO HAL MORE!”

>>150053081
Futa is the thinking man’s fetish toughbeit

Which characters would Death battle bring on the show only if they're going to lose?
GER and Alucard come to mind immediately as times its already happened

>>150053083
Other than coming back over and over, what do he and Ridley have in common?

>Hal is a pedo
>Kyle loves futa porn
Why is the Green Lantern Corps full of degenerates?

>>150052425
Yeah but like cmon, they get a share

>>150053096
Ruby already has her victory sealed thanks to DC SMITE Nicktoons Blazblue Persona V-Tuber scaling (in memory of Monty Oum), the ass is just there to further mog FLATka.

>>150053108
Saitama, Goku, Light

>>150053115
Guy is a completely normal heterosexual male

How about this? Between Ruby and Maka, whoever wins gets fucked by Crona.

>>150053013
Blair titmogs all of RWBY with zero fanfiction btw

>toughbeit
ESLyle...

>>150051813
>>150052951
>>150053085
>>150053098
Stop.

>>150053129
…who’s into pegging

>>150053133
>Tits that already struggle to compete with base Yang
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN

>>150053085
*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Yang pauses from shoving her tongue down Blake's throat
Y: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Yang-Sama?!”
Blake stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Japanese girl is clearly beating Ruby to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
B: “ew, it must, like, be that cuckqueen homophobe Ruby. I can’t believe I she's your sister, oh great and powerful and attractive Yang-Sama”
From the bush:
R: “YANG-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
Y: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of her after Im done fucking you ten times over Blake. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the homophobic midget gets pummelled by Japanese fists until her face is unrecognisable, her teeth are all broken and her ingrown skull begins to cave in while she must listen to her actual "Big Sis" taking the girl she's... uh associated with I guess away from her. Oh, and she'll fuck Weiss afterwards.
R: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED YANG-SAMA MORE!”

>>150053115
Hal is canonically a pedo, so is there any official material that makes Kyle seem like he likes futas or at least men?

>>150053085
>BANG*
>*SMASH*
>*WALLOP*
>*CRACK*
>*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
>SSSSSSSSSMOKIN’
>it’s The Mask
>green-faced cartoon lunatic wearing zoot suit
>w-well what can he even do he doesn’t even worship Kamina
>Mask pulls out bike pump from his hat and stabs it into my shoe
>guffaws “BIIIIIIIGGER iiiss BETTER!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSFYa-Rkvfs

>>150053144
Let's see Yang's boo-oh...

>>150053133
ENTER BBTAG YANG and her Milkers!

What the fuck happened to these threads since I was last here?

>>150053163
It’s called peak

>>150053145
I like Pokemon and hate Pikachu. Bully him more.

>>150053151
Kyle loves Gurren Lagann so maybe he's into trannies like Simon.

>>150053112
Borderline obsession with their rivals (X/Samus)
Come back stronger and stronger each time.

-
Copied this from a reddit post VVV
Both are Villains with a personal connection to the protagonists (Samus/X)

Both have Returned from the dead many times.

Both are Criminals who work under the main villains (Mother Brain/Sigma) who commit their violent actions for personal fulfilment.

Both are Psychotic killers who enjoy death and destruction.

Both are purple

Both defeated their protagonists when they first fought them.

(Ridley killed Samus's parents when she was young and almost killed Samus to. Vile defeated X when they first fought, and X would've been destroyed if zero didn't save X.)

Both Have successfully gotten the better of the protagonist's multiple times, and on at least one occasion could have killed them if not for outside intervention from an antagonist turned ally. (Baby Metroid/Zero)

Connections : Purple psychotic killers based on live-action sci-fi movie villains from the 70’s (Xenomorph, Bubba Zanetti) who adore death and destruction with a personal connection to the protagonist

being responsible for molding the protagonist’s path at the beginning of their games with unwinnable boss fights who not only Criminals who work under the main villains (Mother Brain/Sigma) who commit their violent acts for personal fulfilment, rather than monetary gain

also returned from the dead multiple times and have successfully gotten the better of the protagonist, and on at least one occasion would have killed them if not for outside intervention (Zero/Baby Metroid).

Also it's a variation on X vs Samus.

>>150053156
>>150053144
Kek
Soul Eater's mangaka is super duper horny so finding fan service probably isn't hard if you dig just a little.

>>150053163
Cuck fetish spamming has been at an all time high since Kyle vs Simon. It's literally one guy

>>150053163
How long have you not been here? Because Kratosura turned it into the hostile landscape it is now.

>>150053163
Kylefags and Asurafags still can't cope and are getting worse every day.

In BBTAG Team RWBY got breast enhancements.... except poor Weiss lmao.

>>150053163
Ruby is Kratos
Maka is Asura

>>150053181
that guy? A gokubro.

>>150053181
retard Kratos vs Asura caused it to spike

>>150053162
I BUUUUURN

>>150053162
>Non-canon crossover drawn by a Japanese person
Yup yup

Yabba Dabba Doooo!!! Time to finish my lobotomy!!

IN A WORLD
>*pans in to a Pride convention *
>Camera shows Kyle struggling to suck off five trans girls as...
>"AND KRATOS TAKES SIX AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW ANTI BIGOT WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Kyle despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man Kratos satisfied so many LGBTQ people again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest ally!"
>Book drops on Kyle's head which reads " Gay Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Kyle in room with Broly
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets turned into a femboy/trans girl?"
>"Oh my Harris...bigotry is fucked"
>Zoom in on Kyle writing Simon's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Asura storming into Kyle's apartment

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Kyle*
>"You saying we're in some kind of...Death Battle?"
>Cut to Kyle flying around the world and shooting dilators from his Rainbow Lantern Ring
>360 panoramic shot of Bardock and Omni-Man pointing as geysers of femboy cum flood the cities

BWEEEW
>Shot of Godzilla rising out of the ocean as Reidi plays
BWEEEW
>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBCs*
BWEEEW
>Cut to the chudcels defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Venti from Genshin Impact, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*record scratch*

DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of Maka fucking Ruby*
>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward"
>Deadpool does a cheeky pose "Erm...well THAT just happened!"
D.J. BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of Bruce Banner break dancing*
>Superman "LIIIIIT!"

>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "Death Battle" in the movie*
>Goku "Heh...I guess it is a-"
TITLE DROP

DEATH BATTLE: THE MOVIE
RATED R
Coming soon to a thread near you

>>150053108
Daffy Duck
Emperor of Mankind

>>150053177
Alright, you and the Reddit post convinced me

>>150053179
The very first pilot is filled with Maka panty shots

>>150053173
I have not watched or read Gurren Lagann. Are you serious?

>>150053108
Any variation of Hitler (Persona, Mecha-Hitler) or a canonical Nazi

>>150053188
This thread has crashed and burned fairly hard compared to earlier today.

>>150053197
>Human torch can't mess with me
>Johnny Blaze, Suspect B
Marvel, bros, what the fuck?!
>Kick my ass, I'm world-class
>And super Saiyan now
DBZ bros what the fuck?!

>>150053151
BUENO

>>150053181
The real question is...who's his favorite character?

>>150053219
Idk but some people said Simon fucked a tranny once and I believe them.

>>150053098
*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Soul pauses from shoving his tongue down Crona's throat
S: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Soul-Sama?!”
Soul stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Huntress is clearly beating Maka to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
C: “ew, it must, like, be that cuckqueen flatty Maka. I can’t believe you ever pretended to be her loyal scythe, oh great and powerful and attractive Soul-Sama”
From the bush:
M: “SOUL-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS HOMOPHOBIC TEENAGER IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
S: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of her after Im done fucking you ten times over Crona. What's your gender again? I like em ambiguous.”
The bushes rustle more as the flat chested Jap gets pummelled by Aura empowered fists until her face is unrecognisable, her teeth are all broken and her ingrown skull begins to cave in while she must listen to her actual "partner" taking the girl... boy... person... she loved.
M: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED SOUL-SAMA MORE!”

>>150053224
that's what happens, early days the threads are calm and mainly consist of discussions and debates
later in the day the shitposters and spic wake up and fill the threads with slop

>>150053220
I could see them allowing Stroheim from Jojo to get a win since people generally like him despite being a nazi

>>150053234
Why obviously Bugs Bunny

>>150053197
>I-ACCCCK
HOKUTO NO GAY BERLIN

>>150053163
Boring f*id fight no one cares about and everyone knows the outcome of is next

What are some DBs that both sides hated?
I only remember Deku vs Asta

>Simonfags are at it again
Why are they so deranged?

I've never been good at knowing my limit
keep finding new building levels to fit in
have faith in the shills that believe in my verse

Give me a MOBA to scale to, I'll take it
and the Ash vs Yugi ep, I'll delay it
have faith in the V-Tuber that exists in your verse!

WE POSE AS KYLE AS POWER FILLS
SPAMMING FUTA FOR THREE WHOLE WEEKS!

>>150053254
There's this porn art of Susanoo with Blake and Yang, and it's forever stuck in my head.

>>150052859
No, Pokebro, I mean prove the game pokedex is canon to the show. That's what you people were arguing for scaling a few days ago. If you can't prove that the game and the show aren't in the same canon, then by your own logic, you forfeit the right to use the games or their lore at all in your analysis.

>>150053219
Kyle in a comic makes a construct that could be a TTGL ref. The part about Simon is false. He's basically just a guy that starts with confidence issues but then he finds something to drive himself other than trying to make Kamina proud and is then able to grow into himself.

>>150053085
>>150053098
>>150053146
>>150053242
wait wait wait
let me get this straight
Simon = Ruby
Kyle = Maka
and then ...
>>150053193
Kyle = Maka = Asura
Simon = Ruby = Kratos

Is this true?

>Kylefags are at it again
Why are they so deranged?

>>150053254
*SPAMS C*

Sorry bucko

>>150053257
The forbidden episode in hindsight cause people outgrew hating both contestants.

Pills, now

>>150053277
It's falseflagging Halbros, Kylebros barely exist

>>150053248
There aren't any good cyborg russians for Stroheim to fight sadly
Maybe he could fight a named Space Marine?

>>150053288
Beerus vs Galaxia?

>>150053292
HalCHADS would NEVER pretend to be interested in anything other than little girls.

*ahem* Fuck lesbians!
P.S Adam's Japanese VA also voices Hazama and Terumi.

>>150053281
>*Spams*
Unfortunately, no.

>>150053299
Anon who do you think is fighting in the next episode.

SHUT THE FUCK UUUUPPPPP IT'S ALL THE ASURAJEETS FAULT. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN THE ASURSJEETS FAULT. IT ALWAYS WILL BE THE ASURAJEETS FAULT

>>150053301
*an Amon victim is talking*
Korra TAUGHT him to be less benderphobic and he will TEACH Adam to be less homophobic

>>150053301
A shame he’s racist, he and Ruby could’ve bonded over shared homophobia

>>150053298
Beerus has dbz, fufags, and dbz furfgas. Galaxia has....sailor moon fags?

I am actually melting down right now and I'd appreciate it if you guys stopped making fun of me for it.

What's Ash's counter to Yugi doing this to him?

>>150053334
>Asmon victim

>>150053326
This post has been factchecked by true KINGtos patriots.
>>150053347
KIIIIIINGTOOOOOOSSS!!!

>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,
>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,
>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…

>WE SHINE A LIGHT, AS PAJEETS COPE!
>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!

>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,
>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,
>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!

>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS MITHRA ROPES!
>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!

>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,
>Illuminated by the fire on me…
>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,
>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!

>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,
>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,
>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!

>Wife… in… labor…
>Asura… and Yasha… raped… her…

>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*

>In brightest day, as Mithra ropes…
>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…
>We shine a light, as pajeets cope…
>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!

>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!
>ASUUURA AND YAAASHA RAAAPED HEEER!!!

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGSURA!

BaitGODS win again

>>150052986
Ruby canonically has bigger boobs than Maka no matter how you slice it.

>150053326
Keep going. I want to see how much you lose it.

>>150053310
>Makes you press a button

BURNIIIING GOOOOOLD

>>150053349
Asurabro BTW

>>150053350
Who's gonna fraudcheck AsmonMOLD?

I love gay sex and cuck porn and I'm a fan of Kyle and Asura.

ENTERRRRRRRRR

>>150053371
>Implying anyone can get past his Roach Barrier

>>150053349
KINGtos SCHOLAR btw

>>150053366
Aaaaand... Exit.

>>150053366
Adachi, send this bitch to the HP explosion chamber.

Daddy never loved me. I wish Kratos made him a better man!

>>150053365
I lost my sanity long ago

>>150053359
Someone make them Kratos and Simon please.

I love gay sex and cuck porn and I'm a fan of Kyle and Kratos.

>>150052970
>Vilgax vs Ridley
Why not? It’s been on the cast before I think

I love futa cocks and cuck porn and I'm a fan of Goku

Kyle and Simon will never be Kratos and Asura because the featchad actually won over the scaling bitch there

Ed Edd n Eddy sound effects are ironic because the Eds would stomp Simon, Kyle, Ruby, and Maka at once.

Ragna vs Velvet when?

Sonic does beat Goku tho

>>150053270
Wasn't me. Just sharing some canon anime pokedex entries.
>you forfeit the right to use the games or their lore at all in your analysis.
Okay. Pokemon's anime has plenty of Pokedex entries and on screen fights for feats. What does Yugi and Atem have?

KIIIIIIINGPERMAN!!!

Are we talking about fighting games?

>>150053298
Justin Bieber VS Rebecca Black
I mean here are still people who like it but a vast majority seem rather squimish and it's the only episode that got unlisted.

I am gay and a cuck. Asurabro btw

Can we just hang losers like Kylefags and Asurafags? It would make the threads better.

>>150053349
Jam his cock into Yugi’s mouth and choke him to death with gallons of semen. GODtosbro, btw.

>>150053422
As as we figure out why birds fly.

>Cucky Eds babble
Get them past CHADbob first

I love futa cocks and cuck porn and I'm a fan of Kyle.
GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!

>>150053433
Canon.

One of Yugi's weakest monsters is a canonic moon buster. Post ANY Pokemon destroying the moon.

I am gay and a cuck. KINGtos SCHOLAR btw

>>150053422
Hopefully never because Ragna would stomp ridiculously. Either he rematches Sol or someone digs up an actual good matchup for him.

>>150053428
...is a KKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGSLOV VICTIM

>>150053270
Bro?
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLT6LA7qWKxZoJJAUZgXHQ0m6UMP8cPBMX&si=x3e02eqw8yUKDPFC

>>150053455
Also canon.

>>150053418
>The Eds can all be beaten if you give them 75 cents to buy jawbreakers
Any non broke character victims

Red (PokeSpe) vs Taichi (V-Tamer)

>futa
>gay

Show me scientific proof that futa is gay

>>150053422
Ragna is for Yu.
>siscon pedo battle

>>150053392
Don't worry, KINGtos will ONE-SHOT cucky Enji and teach him to be BETTER.

>>150053465
Canon.

I still love Ryona

>>150053431
K,b,c

>>150053418
The Eds get beat up by Kevin all the time.

>>150053477
A momentary distraction at best

>>150053465
Fanon.

>>150053461
Sure, when you post a real moon farther than just a couple, maybe dozen, of meters

>mewtwo vs shadow 2 might be happening
How are we feeling, Mew2bros?

Cucky Asurabros... why does our weak sissy jeet get mogged by a MedBVLL

>>150053482
You like it because a woman has a penis. We can logically deduce that you like it because of the penis. From there, we can deduce that you like penis, making you gay.

>>150053431
... coped FLATka before SMITE Nicktoons Blazblue Persona V-Tuber scaled Ruby soloed her and Fire Force at the same time (in memory of Monty Oum)

>>150053477
Damn, Simon really does lose to them.
>>150053496
>implying those 4 can even beat Kevin

>>150053504
this is cool and all but the sonic fandom is near unrivaled when it comes to powerscaling brainrot
all it really amounts to is a second shadow pity win to me

>>150053429
Only insofar as BBtag goes but I recall the story implies that BB characters were overall stronger than RWBY ones in it thanks to win quotes.
But everyone knows MUGEN cheapies are the kings of fighting vidya power levels anyway.

>>150053502
Prove to me it was that close without sounding mad.
Prove to me it wasn't a real moon without sounding mad.

>>150053433
Fanon.

>>150053482
Futa is actually the least gay porn around.

>Man + Woman porn is 50% gay because you're jerking off to a thing with a guy in it.
>Woman + Woman porn is 100% gay because they are lesbians and part of the the LGBT community, which is gay.
>Futa + Woman is only 25% gay because there is 1.5 women and 0.5 men in the porn.
>Futa + Futa is therefore as gay as straight porn because they both equal 1 man and 1 woman.

When you add multiple women or men to a porno is changes the stats e.g. 2 women and 1 man is only 33% gay, but futa still has the edge over men as 2 women and 1 futa would only be 12.5% gay.

>>150053468
Doesn't Ragna wins against Sol now because of Central fiction?

>>150053504
Wait, is Mewtwo stronger than JJK verse?

>>150053425
We have posted then, but then poke"friends" kept moving the goalposts further and further
>No you can't use Capsule Monsters
>No you can't use season 4 even though it's part of the anime continuity, sh-shut up!
>NO YOU CAN'T USE THE MOVIES EITHER
>NO YUGI TANKING AN ATTACK FROM RA IN A SHADOW GAME DOESN'T COUNT
>YOU HAVE TO USE WHAT I SAY YOU'LL USE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND CHARIZARD CAN'T GO 0-3

>>150053471
>a thread of sub-wall level feats
ASHSISSIES...is this the best we have?

>>150053516
K,b,c.

>>150053516
It will be kino when Ruby pulls out the Spongebob regen.

>>150053537
This equation would GAPE Ultima.

>>150053516
Canon.

>>150053548
Depends on interpretation but if you go all the way he's "outerversal" in VsShittles terms

Master "Jobber" Aqua needs to be in Death Battle.

>>150053533
Canon Card.
Canon Feat.
Destroyed the moon in one swing.
1300 ATK.
Yugi has TANKED from much stronger monsters.

>>150053537
So THIS is the Kyle Rayner Equation...

>>150053542
>WE MUST BE BETTER
>*snaps your neck*

>>150053504
Since when? It lost the rematch poll

>>150053553
The JJK verse is very weak. It's called the potential series for a reason.

>>150053537
Who does this Kyle Rayner equation help him beat?

>>150053533
Brah, I watched the episode
Prove to me it was a real moon
Prove to me that it is that big, without sounding mad

>>150053571
i mean does she have any matchups

>>150053553
JJK is hard carried by Gojo having hard to counter hax and Mewtwo just so happens to be very likely able to counter it

>>150053461
are we assuming that he stretched his sword out like fucking lion o or that the island he's standing on is actually the size of a continent to support his size
...or maybe this is a fake moon that's way closer

>>150053579
This is why he's the greatest teacher

>>150053571
>Billions of times FTL
Anyone who unironically believes that shit deserves to die

Hank Hill vs Bob Belcher

>>150053606
Shaak Ti, Star Wars

>>150053601
Anyone who can't handle it.

>>150053608
How do you counter muh infinity anyways?

I need Sukuna in DB just to see the memes

>>150053621
Prepare to be Norted Starfag

>>150053625
Hank can rip down metal fences with his bare hands and tanked a building level explosion when the supermarket blew up. Bob has no chance.

>>150053449
>SpongeKEK for Larry the Lobster BVLL

>W-what the FUCK did you just say, Asura?! You DIDN’T kill your family? How are you supposed to become the BETTER MAN then? You were supposed to murder EVERYONE and plunge Shinkoku Trastrium into chaos as well as the rest of the world (with your Destructor form)! I did the same with Greece and look at how great I turned out! GODS, you make me SO mad, I need to TEACH you NOW with my WALL-LEVEL fists. Come here!
>*punches Asura’s face with full power*
>AAAAAAEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII y-you just exploded my arm to red mist with your head! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! I AM THE BETTER MAN, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TAUGHT! W-wait, why is your hand glowing? Please forgive me! I promise I won’t bother you anymore! I was just joking about killing my wife, daughter and all of Greece! Please believe m-AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

>>150053625
Hank. We actually see him literally kick people's asses several times and it's implied he could kick someone buff like John Redcorn's ass if he locked in according to official drawing materials.

>>150053636
Easiest way is with an attack that spawns directly on Gojo himself without having to travel through Infinity which is how he died

>>150053652
Larry the LVBSTER would KEK the Cucky Eds after beating up their BVLL Kevin-Sama.

>>150053527
>But everyone knows MUGEN cheapies are the kings of power levels anyway.
Fty

>>150053504
Reminder that even after doing this he couldn't even scratch the sidewalk where the attack hit

>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ODIN'S DARK MAGIC! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY ODIN, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME ASURA'S NUGGET BABY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO BECOME BETTER MEN!
>ODIN! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE ASURA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM ASURA!
>ALRIGHT ODIN, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN ASURA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM ASURA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE ATREUS BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! YOU DESERVE A WORTHY NUGGET BABY TITAN!
>WOW ASURA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SUCH AN ACTUAL PLANET BUSTER ASURA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE COOKBOOK OF THE NINE REALMS! BON APPETIT ASURA!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW ATREUS AND FREYA BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE MY WIFE'S SON! HA! HES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD ASURA! THE SISTERS OF FATE COULD NOT HOLD ME BUT YOUR DRY CUM SURE DOES! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME SUB WALL BUSTING WORM I AM ASURA!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP!
>THE STENCH OF CURRY IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE! THIS SMELLS JUST LIKE MY HINDUSTANI FANBASE!
>FART ON ME ASURA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF ASURA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST GOD OF WAR EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!

Medusa vs Kenjaku

Was Simon really with a tranny or was it a joke?

>>150053556
>Having a melt down because I'm commenting on something is noncanon
Blame Death Battle. If it didn't even fucking air in Japan then it's noncanon. If it's never referenced in the story then it's noncanon.
The most acknowledgment Capsule Monsters (and Pyramid of Light) from anything Japanese is that a Japanese animation studio made it. It's a commission from 4kids.
>Tanking an attack from Ra
Some low level fire? Yugi must be wearing fireproof clothes too. How strong is Ra's flames? Got any feats that's not 'makes you lose a card game'?
>CHARIZARD CAN'T GO 0-3
He could go 0-100 for all I care. Post some canon feats.
>Wall level feats
Never said Ash was a planet buster. Yugioh verse is paper level.

The funny thing is that in-universe Asura probably has revived by now and cleared up the misunderstanding with KINGtos.

>>150053666
Mathrus SOLOS fiction btw

>>150053636
literally anything that doesn't have a traveling speed like telekinesis or teleporting attacks
timestop would also most likely be able to get through it since it has to detect a threat to stop it

>>150053673
Kenjaku is a joke who got knocked up by another man.

>>150053677
One alternate reality has him kiss a fag who has the unclear gender shit, which he absorbed in the multiversal thing

>>150053664
And SpongeKEK can only watch after he RIPS HIS PANTS as he takes Sandy from him

>>150053609
All the giant did was extend his arm up with the sword to attack the moon. The water's waves reacted to the moon like it would to a normal moon.
He destroyed that moon. Simple as.

>another Asura seethe thread
Kratos won again.

>>150053678
>Some low level fire? Yugi must be wearing fireproof clothes too
NTA but to say this when Ash's clothes never get permanently burned by Pikachu's electricity or Charizard's flames is extremely disingenuous

>>150053697
Post proof

>>150053706
What wank lmao
It's a moon shaped boulder, the big bad of the entire series is barely even town level without chainscaling

Gabriel Belmont vs Reboot Dante. Both Castlevania fans and DMC fans would be happy because Donte would lose.

Who'd be a good MU for Hibiki from Symphogear?

>>150053636
telefragging is what Sukuna used
anyway power null, poison gas since he needs to breathe eventually, black holes, mindhax

>>150053720
Ash is at least visibly burned when Charizard blasts him. Ra's flame has no feats or even statements.
Not even counting on the game's Pokedex you can at least see Charizard's flames do something when he fights.

>>150053683
Now that I think about it, where the fuck is Kratos suppose to go after the fight? He supposedly got teleported to Gaea so he’s just stuck there with no way back. Also the whole fight starting in the first place made no sense because who even told Asura who Kratos was?

>>150053687
>telekinesis or teleporting
But bro for both of these you need to calculate the distance so in a way it does travel

Not watching the new death battle
How many universes did they rate Hulk
How many universes did they rate Godzilla

>>150053742
Gabriel is for Jack

>>150053748
Nanoha

>>150053733
Spongebob and Larry are friends and Larry and Sandy don't show interest in each other. The Eds and Kevin hate each other and fight over Nazz with Nazz mostly showing interest in both Kevin and Double D. The Eds are bigger cucks.

>>150053765
Both were infinite universes.

>>150053666
True since even mid-tier ones have demonstrable real life feats.
https://youtu.be/C1qdJE4iuDg

>>150053739
>It looks like a moon
>It's the size of a moon
>It acts like a moon
>It's the same distance of a moon
>But it's not a moon!
Post Ash destroying a boulder the size you THINK the moon is.

WHERE'S MY DND MACHUP?

>>150053733
are you really cuckposting spongebob?

>>150053781
All of these guys are FODDER to Mathrus who SOLOS fiction and real life btw

>>150053678
>Blame Death Battle. If it didn't even fucking air in Japan then it's noncanon.
Huh? Why are you pulling this rule out of your ass? They have used composites for characters in different settings before. They JUST did a Godzilla episode where they acknowledged American and mascot shit. What the FUCK are you talking about?

>Some low level fire? Yugi must be wearing fireproof clothes too. How strong is Ra's flames? Got any feats that's not 'makes you lose a card game'?
We've been through this pokebro, but I will post it again. Below is a clip of a character getting hit by the same attack. Afterwards he went into a several day coma.
https://www.reddit.com/r/RTvideos/comments/1169iwe/joey_the_coolest_damn_durability_feat_im_going_to/

>He could go 0-100 for all I care. Post some canon feats.
YuGODS have posted feats, you just don't like them.

>>150053789
Sonic fans do it in Redditbob posting.

>>150053789
Why does that offend you so much?

>>150053776
>Both were infinite universes.
Of course
How exactly does either Hulk or Godzilla scale to THAT?

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Augus pauses from shoving his tongue down Durga's throat
A: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful General of Greed?!”
Augus stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Greek is clearly beating Asura to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
D: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck jeet Asura. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that sissy only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Augus-Sama”
From the bush:
As: “AUGUS-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS GHOST OF SPARTA IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
A: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Crona. What's your age again? I like em older.”
The bushes rustle more as the immature Indian gets Stabbed by Aura empowered blades until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to her actual "partner" taking the woman he loved.
As: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED AUGUS-SAMA MORE!”

>>150053761
Eh, DB crossover weirdness is pretty consistent in general. The Green Lantern Corps and DC Earth wouldn't exist in a verse with the Anti-Spiral or Hulk fighting Godzilla and destroying Japan for days with 0 backup from anybody else for instance.

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Eddy's brother pauses from shoving his tongue down Nazz’s throat
EB: “God damn it! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Lord Eddy's brother?!”
Nazz stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a superpowered sea sponge is clearly beating Ed, Edd and Eddy to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be those cuck poor Ed boys. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on those incels only when they're doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Eddy's brother”
From the bush:
E: “BIG BRO SAVE ME! THIS SPONGE GUY IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
EB: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nazz. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the trio gets pummelled by aquatic fists until their faces are unrecognisable, their teeth are all broken and their ingrown skulls begin to cave in while they must listen to Eddy's Big Bro take the girl they love most away from them
DD: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY WE'D WORSHIPPED EDDY'S BROTHER MORE!”

>>150053849
>Hulk fighting Godzilla and destroying Japan for days with 0 backup from anybody else for instance.
That would happen if it was the Hulk's book

Simontos won.

Now that the thread is over, who won?

>>150053872
futaGODS

>>150053821
Hulk clapped a universe out of existence and broke chains that held Eternity.
Godzilla warps and destroys the universe via Archetype.
The fight didn't come down to how many more universes they could blow up. The most cosmology wank was that Hulk's revival point was inaccessible for Godzilla but vice versa was not true

>>150053872
KINGtos and CHADmon

>>150053872
Maka.

>>150053872
Kyle and futaCHADS.

>>150053872
SIIIMMMMMMOOOONNNNNNNNNNTOS!

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Odin pauses from shoving his tongue down Faye's throat
O: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Odin?!”
Augus stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Indian is clearly beating Kratos to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
F: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck greek femboy Kratos. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that Greek fag when he was pretending to be a KING like you oh great and powerful and attractive Odin-Sama”
From the bush:
Kr: “ODIN-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS GOD OF WRATH IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
O: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Faye. What's your age again? I like em younger.”
The bushes rustle more as the S0i Greek gets pummeled by Mantra empowered fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his actual "king" taking the woman he loved.
Kr: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED ODIN-SAMA MORE!”

>>150053872
Maka won

>>150053872
Ruby's gaped hole

>>150052899
This particular slander is really funny because
1: this is Reimu literally apologizing for what she is about to do (Fodderize someone)
2: that manga has way better slander Material of Reimu but you need to read it to actually get to those

Rapes Bueno Excellente.

>cuckposting with Augus
Yup, Asura broke you.

>>150053807
Composite =! Noncanon. Capsule Monsters is noncanon. There's not much to say past that.
>The flame made Joey pass out
WATCH OUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 100+ DEGREES FLAMES HERE
>YuGODS have posted feats, you just don't like them.
You sound insecure. You haven't posted a single feat.

>>150053872
STACYby after she gaped Maka and Fire Force's entire verses with DC SMITE Spongebob Blazblue Persona V-Tuber scaling (in memory of Monty Oum)

>>150052300
Does food have feats?

>>150053872
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOSYLE!

>>150053537
>lets see..the kratos equa-
>...anyways. lets see if the determination equation works

The sun will burn out before Asura stops losing.

>>150053929
Keeps quadrillions of organisms alive on a daily basis

>>150053907
What would happen if she had sex with Agent Smith, he'd just transform into her or would she get assimilated into him?

>>150053939
Futa may have lost that battle, but it ultimately won the war

>>150053782
>big rock
>lol
>lol
>LOOOOOL
bros, if Kanjuro draws a moon and then gets rid of it, he's moon level!
One Piece is moon level bros!!!

>>150053950
If it happened in the Matrix she'd get assimilated

>>150053964
False equivalence

>>150052899
Post the other Reimu ass shot

Cultivation Chads ww@

>>150053962
You could say they had The God of War on their side...

>>150053915
>Composite =! Noncanon. Capsule Monsters is noncanon. There's not much to say past that.
Canon to the english dub anime which cam be used as a composite. Cry about it.
>pass out
He went into a coma pokebro. There was soul damage in that attack as well, which means Yugi has soul resistance and Gengar is useless, in case you wanted to try that argument again.
>You sound insecure. You haven't posted a single feat.
Why would I go the effort of posting a feat that doesn't fit your narrow headcanon criteria? Why are you so scared of anime feats? Could you give me a lsit of what you think is and isn't allowed in this comprehensively?

>>150053984
Defeated by a MUGEN cheapie replacing their entire setting with a useless variant thar instantly loses via IRL programming (beyond fiction)

>>150053984
Here

>>150053987
But they have Asura on their side

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Larry the Lobster pauses from shoving his tongue down Sandy’s throat
Larry: “God damn it! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Larry the Lobster?!”
Sandy stares annoyed at the rustling bush where 3 superpowered Cul-De-Sac boys are beating Spongebob to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
Sa: “Aw shucks, it must be that cuck cashier Spongebob. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that there Californian simp Sponge only when he was doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Larry the Lobster YEE HAW”
From the bush:
S: “BIG BRO SAVE ME! THESE WEIRDOES ARE BEATING ME SO HARD THEY'RE BREAKING MY LAUGH BOX BAHAHAHAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!”
Larry: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Sandy. How Texan were you again? I like em cowboys.”
The bushes rustle more as the Sponge gets pummelled by greedy, smart and dumb fists until his faces is unrecognisable, his buck teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begin to cave in while he must listen to Larry the Lobster take the girl he love most away from them
S: BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I WORSHIPPED LARRY THE LOBSTER MORE!”

God I love dogeza

>>150054017
MarisaDAMN

>>150054004
Red and Mario gape via ACE.

>>150054004
No lies detected.