FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK I'M SUCH A WEAK BROWN SISSY, WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE HYPING ME UP?? I JOBBED TO KRATOS. PLEASE STOP I DON'T WANT TO GET HUMILIATED AGAIN . STUPID KRATOS WHY DID HIS SERIES NOT FLOP, WHY DO PEOPLE THINK HE'S THE BETTER MAN FUCK FUCK FUCK.

>Simon vs Kyle!!!!!
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW THEY WENT TO SPACE FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET FRIEZA VS MEGATRON AND SAITAMA VS POPEYE, THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MEXICAN BECOMES A KEK IN HIS HOME SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW HUMANITY IS COOL!!! FUNNY QUOTE MAN WITH POINTY GLASSES EPIC!!!! MAYHEM, SO SAD MY WIFE'S DAUGHTER DRINKS MY S0ILENT EVERDAY! I LOOOOVE THIS BATTLE KRATOS ITS SO GOOD AND BATTLE FROM 2025 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!

>Kratos vs Asura?!?
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE AN ACTUALLY BADASS GROUNDED BATTLE LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE MITHRA??????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO PUNK UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE FIGHTS LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH

>HNGH YESSS KRATOS YESS YESSS FUCK MY WET WARTY POZZED CYBORG INDIAN BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO REIDI YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM KRATOS I CAN FEEL YOUR BSC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait...
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

>KRATOS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY JEETCLITTY WITH A BOUNDLESS CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SERGEI AND YASHA?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE DURGA FOR ENTIRE TIMELINES BEYOND SPACE SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbtdads THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! KRATOS THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU FAGGOT!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT MEDITARIAN LOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER BROLY AND HULK GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/IndiansTakingBSC SO MITHRA COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>KRATOS YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST OF SPARTA SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-SONIC SPEED COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL PUNCH YOUR DICK OFF IN MY DESTRUCTOR FORM AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>I KEK TO NO ONE, NOR WILL I BE KEKED TO!!!!