Death Battle
>Omni Man? Where is he? Where is Omni Mon?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:03:57 PM
No.149852809
>>149852845
>>149852910
Getting sodomized by Frieza I think.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:04:25 PM
No.149852819
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:05:01 PM
No.149852830
>>149853351
>>149856180
>
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:05:24 PM
No.149852836
>>149854630
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:05:38 PM
No.149852837
>>149852905
>>149852801 (OP)
What is the strongest thing Omnimon has ever destroyed? Preferably give the calculation in tons of TNT.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:05:58 PM
No.149852845
>>149852809
>immediate homosexual fantasizing
Favorite space monkey?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:08:03 PM
No.149852880
>>149852893
>>149852801 (OP)
Omni-Man would disembowel Omnimon with one punch. I hate to say it but there are levels to this
I have seen many weaknesses over the years: acid, kryptonite, time travel, soul destruction, rocks... but plastic? Kek
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:09:11 PM
No.149852893
>>149852925
>>149852880
>All-Recover
GG
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:09:45 PM
No.149852899
>>149852888
why doesn't he just poke his way out with his quills? is he a fake hedgehog?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:10:10 PM
No.149852905
>>149852837
The box. Open it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:10:31 PM
No.149852910
>>149853092
>>149853211
>>149852809
>Reminder that this is the guy accusing you of having homosexual fantasies
BRATTY SAIYAN
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:10:45 PM
No.149852912
>>149852922
>>149853926
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:11:35 PM
No.149852922
>>149852972
>>149852912
Stop posting this
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:11:49 PM
No.149852925
>>149852964
>>149852893
He comes back to life? Fine. What's 17 more attoseconds? Nolan can always do it again, stomp another Digimon
>>149852801 (OP)
I will be Omni Man's third opponent. That foul xeno will fall to my blade.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:13:00 PM
No.149852944
>>149852888
ULTRA tough plastic
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:13:20 PM
No.149852947
>>149852888
Of course he never got out and his story ended there, right? Right?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:13:20 PM
No.149852948
>>149852957
>>149852888
That plastic would kill Goku
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:14:20 PM
No.149852957
>>149852948
>Goku has never torn plastic
shit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:14:23 PM
No.149852958
>>149852936
How dare you call our noble Omni-Man a Xeno while posting this disgusting, acromegalic, oversized mutant?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:15:02 PM
No.149852964
>>149853093
>>149852925
>Another
He never stomped one
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:15:27 PM
No.149852972
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:15:41 PM
No.149852976
>>149853263
what the fuck is "ghost posting"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:15:48 PM
No.149852979
KABOOM!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:16:00 PM
No.149852986
Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS?!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:16:11 PM
No.149852989
>>149852936
The Viltrumite empire solos the imperium, Chaos, necrons, orks and tyranids all at the same time
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:16:38 PM
No.149852993
There's like 50 of them and they have no mind rape resistance
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:17:18 PM
No.149853002
>>149853016
Smart Atoms have warp immunity.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:18:11 PM
No.149853016
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:20:38 PM
No.149853043
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:20:48 PM
No.149853050
>>149852839
The entire Digital World, which he then recreated.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:23:45 PM
No.149853092
>>149852910
>DCEU
Raditz fodder
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:23:57 PM
No.149853093
>>149853118
>>149852964
You're right. Viltrumites swing their fists and not one Digimon dies, but thousands at a time
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:25:10 PM
No.149853110
>>149852936
The Immortal would make a demurely dressed, honest woman, tradwife out of Slaanesh. Omni Man would solo all of 40K
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:25:24 PM
No.149853114
>>149854938
Godzilla bros
It's okay to lose to Hulk
It's okay to go 2-1
2-1 is a respectable record and you should be proud of that
You can't win every fight and that's okay
So when Hulk wins please hold your heads high
Please don't be like the Asurajeets and have a meltdown spanning the whole year
Please be... Better men
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:25:52 PM
No.149853118
>>149853167
>>149853173
>>149853093
The strongest Viltrumite couldn't kill the weakest mon.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:29:14 PM
No.149853166
>AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE GULDO-SAMA RELEASE MEEEEEEE! I'M SORRY FOR SAYING I TAKE ON LORD FRIEZA!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:29:15 PM
No.149853167
>>149853118
It's a little known fact, but Kirkman once said Battle Beast is a top tier Digimon
>>149853118
... because every Digimon was already slaughtered by immortal
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:30:14 PM
No.149853178
I lost to my gay fantasies
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:30:26 PM
No.149853182
>>149853191
>>149853220
>>149852839
He destroyed the Yggdrasil kernel which caused a full reboot of the Digital World.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:30:42 PM
No.149853187
>>149853173
...in Immortal's dying dream because many digimon can easily kill him permanently
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:31:05 PM
No.149853191
>>149853282
>>149853182
oh so he's not niggaversal he just attacked the weak point for massive damage
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:31:29 PM
No.149853198
>>149852888
I like how unhinged StC gets with how much it decides to be on or off model in a given panel.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:31:44 PM
No.149853199
>>149853173
...guffaws of laughter as the Viltrumites went extinct.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:31:48 PM
No.149853200
>>149854381
doesn't Kirkman really love Transformers? if you asked him if a simple Cybertronian would be strong enough to take out a Viltrumite would he agree?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:32:08 PM
No.149853203
>>149853275
>>149853196
Kill yourself listtroon.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:32:30 PM
No.149853211
>>149852910
That's Saitama
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:33:00 PM
No.149853213
>>149853196
Die listtroon
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:33:20 PM
No.149853220
>>149853235
>>149853182
>Yggdrasil
90
MILLION
UNIVERSES
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:33:58 PM
No.149853230
>>149852888
that plastic would instantly dissolve with a mean glare from kasen
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:34:05 PM
No.149853231
>>149852839
don't watch Digimon, but most feats are probably insanely wanked
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:34:31 PM
No.149853235
>>149853220
You forgot Lowballed.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:34:38 PM
No.149853237
>>149853248
>>149853250
Can we stop talking about Invincible for a while? I'm a bit tired of getting stomped
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:34:43 PM
No.149853240
>>149853196
Robert Baratheon victim
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:35:25 PM
No.149853246
>>149853283
>>149853173
Was immortal enraged?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:35:41 PM
No.149853248
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:35:42 PM
No.149853250
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:37:15 PM
No.149853263
>>149852976
When you drop a take just to rile people up and then never reengage.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:37:29 PM
No.149853266
Seeing this FRAUD get btfo by BEAST GODnner will be funny,
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:38:18 PM
No.149853272
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:38:41 PM
No.149853275
>>149853286
>>149853203
Listtroon thinks Reimu loses the matchup he suggests for her, this doesn't even make sense
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:39:28 PM
No.149853282
>>149853191
I don't want to touch this topic, Digimon scalers are rabid. But I will say the impetus for the whole event was that Yggdrasil was running out of storage and decided to incite a virus to cull the population.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:39:44 PM
No.149853283
>>149853246
yeah he was screaming WHERE IS OMNIMON all the time
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:39:51 PM
No.149853286
>>149853275
It's fair to assume that if someone posts some obscure magical girl dogshit it's probably listtroon, but the Touhoufag is their own poster, yes.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:41:13 PM
No.149853300
>>149853196
Reimu Blanco!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:41:44 PM
No.149853308
>>149853335
>>149853839
>I can solo all of Gundam, you know
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:43:18 PM
No.149853322
>>149853379
>>149853411
>>149853196
Is this out of Lost World or is this some generated image?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:43:38 PM
No.149853329
>>149854093
>this is someone's MC
God I NEED Yuji to mercy kill this piece of trash and put him out of his misery like the dog he is.
I don't care if they scale him above Gojo or whatever I need Denji to die in a humiliating way
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:43:53 PM
No.149853332
>>149853387
>>149851301
>b-but the hype statements
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:44:12 PM
No.149853335
>>149853308
Maybe. My powerscaling opinions are weak to attractive girls and boys
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:44:36 PM
No.149853340
>>149853377
I wish I could crush bugpussy like Thragg
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:44:42 PM
No.149853342
>puny little heat ray can't hurt Hulk, Hulk is str-YEEEEEEOW!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:45:19 PM
No.149853348
>>149853196
>Not doing the "wins death battle" dance
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:45:41 PM
No.149853351
>>149853380
>>149852830
Who wins in the rape battle, him or Homelander
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:46:32 PM
No.149853360
Godzilla... win for me...
The year is 2045. The Asurafags lives under GODtos RULE. All Asurafag "males" are sissified. Asurafag women live to serve GODtos KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to DBGβS KINGtos FUTURE.
Haile Selassie remembers life before the revolution - before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of /co/, where he hides his beautiful Asurajeet Daughter from the clutches of the brutal Kingtos army.
As musclebound Kingtos soldiers prowl the board searching for fertile Asurajeet women, Haile will stop at nothing to protect His sweet Zuzana's purity. In his Bronze-Black and-Whie wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Halie gives his tender Asurajeet body to a gang of pitiless KINGTOS alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Haile prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro dome Ben Singer presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-Starving-Asurajeet-Child passages of three-on-one interracial Kingtos-on-Asurafag sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The KINGtos men have their way with Haile's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the board. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of KRATOS BVLLS in White. Prepare to witness the ultimate domination. Explore the mind-bending world of KRATOS FUTURE, the first book in Ben Singer's brand new series.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:47:34 PM
No.149853374
>>149852801 (OP)
Getting lunch with the other knights.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:47:44 PM
No.149853377
>>149853340
He really spent a month breeding thousands of bug women 24/7 just to make an army
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:47:52 PM
No.149853379
>>149853390
>>149853322
No it's just fanshart. Check SauceNAO.
>>149853351
Has Homelander actually raped many people? Yujiro's been raping people since he was a teen, men and women alike, and the world is just powerless to stop him. He even raped Trump and Elon in the White House.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:48:09 PM
No.149853382
>>149853406
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:48:22 PM
No.149853387
>>149853532
>>149853332
i really really really like this image
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:48:43 PM
No.149853390
>>149853379
You know what, fair. I was lazy.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:48:50 PM
No.149853392
>>149853380
As far as I know arguably one? But I meant if they both tried to rape each other
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:48:59 PM
No.149853393
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:49:27 PM
No.149853401
>>149853380
I think only Butchers wife
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:49:43 PM
No.149853403
>>149853380
He coerced Becca with threat of force. That's rape in several jurisdictions.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:49:51 PM
No.149853406
>>149853382
>Another Homelander stomp
Put Homie up against Brightburn, Yujiro or Mr Incredible.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:49:58 PM
No.149853408
>>149853494
>>149854831
>A-ASURA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY DIAPER!! CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER ASURA!! BE THE BETTER MAN AND CHANGE YOUR PATHETIC STUPID BABY VASSAL'S DIAPER ASURA!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER ASURA, CHANGE IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!! IT'S SHITTY AND PISSED!! IT'S PISSY AND SHIT!! ASURA-SAMA, MY DIAPER NEEDS A HECKIN' CHANGERINO!! ASURA ASURA ASURA I NEED A CHANGE RIGHT NOW!! RIGHT NOW ASURA!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER RIGHT NOW!! I CANNOT DO IT MYSELF, I CANNOT EVEN DEFEAT YOU!! YOU CAN DESTROY A PLANET, WHILE AM I THE STUPID UGLY SHITTY VAPID BABY SUB-MOUNTAIN LEVEL GOD OF WAR RETARD KRATOS!! I AM MERELY A STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, BRAIN-DAMAGED, MALFORMED, ASS-NUGGET, SHIT-BRAINED, DIPSHIT, COOMER, PENCIL-DICKED, SCUMBUTT, FAGTARD, SIMPLETON, TURD-EATING, QUEERBAIT, NINCOMPOOP, EUNUCH, DOUCHELORD, CAMELFUCKING, ASSLICKING, MORONIC BABY RETARD AND I NEED YOU TO CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER ASURA!!! ASURA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER AND SPANK ME LIKE THE NAUGHTY BABY MONSTER I TRULY AM ASURA!!! ASURA ASURA ASURA I'M SO TIRED OF ATREUS OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS BEING THE ONE TO CHANGE ME!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER ASURA!!!! ASURA-SAMA, THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOUR MANLY HANDS BEING ANYWHERE NEAR MY CROTCH IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A BIG OL' TWO-INCH DIAPER-BONER!!! ASURA-SAMA, CHANGE MY DIAPER AND KISS MY WIFE!! ASURA-DONO, YOU ARE NO LONGER A MONSTER, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO SIT IN MY OWN SHIT ASURA, I NEED YOU TO CHANGE ME -- WAIT SPAWN-SAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PLEASE DON'T VAPORIZE THE SHIT AWAY I NEED ASURA TO WIPE IT- AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESTOP!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:50:08 PM
No.149853411
>>149853322
Likely some gen, the last Reimu they added in LW was New year Blue Reimu (recently they also added Loli blue Reimu but that's a Free Battle pass unit)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:52:25 PM
No.149853441
>>149853489
i just sharted...
What's the scaling they'll used for this?
And how will Ash get a respectful death?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:53:13 PM
No.149853455
>>149853495
You are a monster no longer...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:53:20 PM
No.149853461
>>149853495
>>149853446
>>And how will Ash get a respectful death?
Post a single Yugioh feat that isn't a statement.
What's the current consensus on Hulk vs Godzilla? From what I've seen most people outside of here seem to be siding with Godzilla.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:54:10 PM
No.149853475
>Invinciblefags thinking they can beat a Primarch
lol
lmao
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:26 PM
No.149853489
>>149853441
...Smart Atoms.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:39 PM
No.149853493
>>149853467
Godzilla Ultima is the only thing that gives Godzilla a chance, but it also overkills
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:43 PM
No.149853494
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:49 PM
No.149853495
>>149853566
>>149853455
>Your pocket monsters are worthy of dueling my monsters
Cheesy
>>149853461
The Egyptian Gods stopping the Great Leviathian
>Anime Filler
Nigga, most (not all) are more familiar with the show than the manga. Ash has not manga feats because he doesn't exist in the manga.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:54 PM
No.149853498
>>149853706
>>149853446
Probably scale Yugi to Jaden's universal bullshit if they buy into it. MIGHT give Ash the universal scaling from Cynthia even if it's the shaky
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:57:11 PM
No.149853511
>>149853467
Godzilla Ultima is an avowed losecon. Hulk SMASH.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:57:21 PM
No.149853516
>In the Warhammer 40,000 universe, while Primarchs possess immense power, they don't destroy planets in the way a planet-busting weapon like a cyclonic torpedo does. However, some Primarchs have been responsible for the destruction or devastation of their own homeworlds or other planets through other means.
40k is shit at powerscaling, it's cool because humanity is limited and going back to the stone age and pushes through it against monstrous horrors out of hatred and spite alone.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:58:19 PM
No.149853532
>>149853387
Keep it. It's all yours my friend.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:58:26 PM
No.149853534
>>149853607
>>149853467
Hulk because thereβs zero chance DB had that giant ass novel translated plus Banner is a legit wincon with no counter. If some stupid college students could BTFO Ultima, then Banner absolutely could.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:00:13 AM
No.149853555
Thinking about Hulkzilla in detail...
You guys think DB will manage to make a decent choreography?
Think about it for a second. Hulk can approach Godzilla in a lot of different ways but the only thing Godzilla can do in return is laser him.
Other than that most of Godzilla's cool moves require specific set ups (Like hulk attacking from above) or wouldn't wonk against an opponent the size of Standard Hulk (for example Godzilla's dropkicks)
The fact that Hulk is small here is a huge problem when it comes to make an interesting fight without just making hulk grow to match Godzilla
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:00:55 AM
No.149853563
>>149853588
>>149853364
>homosexual, interracial gang rape fantasies
Sounds like KINGtos alright
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:00:59 AM
No.149853564
>>149853627
>>149854939
So anyone who has actual seen the media where Ultima is from did the equation instantly pop them Goji avatar out of existence or did it need more?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:01:06 AM
No.149853566
>>149854005
>>149853495
Here's a simple guide to know if they'll use something for Yugi
>Was it an anime only arc/episode commissioned by 4kids?
>Does it even have a Japanese dub?
>Was it even in the manga?
Then it is noncanon. Ash is an anime only character so trying to pull some whataboutism for him does not work.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:02:07 AM
No.149853588
>>149853694
>>149853563
>Asura got hard stomped by THIS
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:02:43 AM
No.149853596
>>149853829
Strange Vs Reimu is retarded, Sumireko is a better opponent for him
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:02:52 AM
No.149853597
pity win kratos lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:03:25 AM
No.149853607
>>149853704
>>149853534
Ultima only lost because
A. The people got help from an ascended robot or whatever from the future
B. Ultima apparently CHOSE to lose
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:04:42 AM
No.149853625
>>149853689
What's in the future for Wario?
Pic rel or being fed to a Touhou slut?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:04:51 AM
No.149853627
>>149853564
You need to make a device to actually put the equation to use let alone know the equation is even a thing to begin with
The question is if Banner would be able to figure everything out midfight and while he theoretically could, odds are the Hulk would lose more times than not
Ultima's avatar is weak as shit in comparison but don't forget this is COMPOSITE Godzilla we're dealing with
It's getting Heisei, Final Wars, IDW, etc stats on top of Ultima bullshit
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:05:46 AM
No.149853644
>>149853848
>HNGH YESSS KRATOS YESS YESSS FUCK MY WET WARTY POZZED CYBORG INDIAN BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO REIDI YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM KRATOS I CAN FEEL YOUR BSC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait...
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.
>KRATOS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY JEETCLITTY WITH A BOUNDLESS CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SERGEI AND YASHA?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE DURGA FOR ENTIRE TIMELINES BEYOND SPACE SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbtdads THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! KRATOS THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU FAGGOT!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT MEDITARIAN LOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER BROLY AND HULK GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/IndiansTakingBSC SO MITHRA COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>KRATOS YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST OF SPARTA SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-SONIC SPEED COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL PUNCH YOUR DICK OFF IN MY DESTRUCTOR FORM AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>I KEK TO NO ONE, NOR WILL I BE KEKED TO!!!!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:06:31 AM
No.149853656
>>149853699
Ashtrannies. Please explain to me how this does not instakill all of Ash's Pokemon without sounding mad.
If you are unable to this thread then I will accept it as a concession that this will be the hardest stomp in Death Battle history.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:06:32 AM
No.149853657
>>149853699
>>149853446
Yugi was TEACHING Ash...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:07:48 AM
No.149853676
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:08:40 AM
No.149853689
>>149853625
Wario is for Bizarro.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:08:58 AM
No.149853694
>>149853942
>>149853588
To be fair, anyone with functioning brain cells knows Kratos gets atomized by Asura just yelling too loudly. Itβs mainly why Krasura is the worst episode this season and a top contender for the worst in the entire show.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:09:12 AM
No.149853699
>>149853807
>>149853657
More like Ash was TEACHING Yugi how to get kissed
>>149853656
>Lighting like attack
Pikachu absorbs it, and uses it as Thunder Armor.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:09:25 AM
No.149853704
>>149854000
>>149853607
>le Ultima chose to lose!!!
Not the own you think it is. Sounds like another lose con.
>ascended robot from the future
That bot ainβt no Ultron. Marvel geniuses are in a league of their own.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:09:34 AM
No.149853706
>>149853498
Both of their highest-tier scaling is pure wank, they can't really use one without the other.
I think it'll be like Chosen Undead vs Dragonborn and they just go "Ash has better displayed feats, but if we go all in and scale them both to "the lore", he's still stronger."
Having him win also stops the result from being sad or awkward, given the YGO monsters kinda just go back to where they came from when they get defeated so Yugi as beam struggle collateral would be the only "death", and then they can show him hanging out with Atem in the afterlife to soften the blow
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:10:50 AM
No.149853724
>>149853829
What if they do this instead of Sakuya vs DIO?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:11:40 AM
No.149853732
>>149853771
>HNGH YESSS SPAWN YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO GAME OVER YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SPAWN I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.
>SPAWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A NECROPLASM CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SPAWN THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT NECROPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER ASURA AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>SPAWN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST-SPAWNED-FROM-THE-DARKEST-BLACK SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-MOUNTAIN BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:13:29 AM
No.149853762
>>149854189
>>149854475
THAT'S IT, I COLLECTED ALL OF THE SUPER DRAGON BALLS.
SHENRON!!!
I WISH ALL OF THE KRATOS AND ASURA BROS TURNED INTO ASH KETCHUM BROS.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I fixed /dbg/
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:14:17 AM
No.149853771
>>149853732
Hey hey! Don't you dare to slander Game Over! That song is KINO
Use one of the Trans positive tracks like "You say Danger", "Hedge of Tomorrow", or "Wild Tomfooler E." Instead
>>149853699
>Pikachu absorbs it, and uses it as Thunder Armor
First off. Ash's Pikachu's canon ability is Static, you're thinking of Lighting Rod.
Second, Raigeki is hax. Not a normal electric attack. Nowhere in the card description is there a mention of a lightning bolt. Raigeki destroys all monsters your opponent controls. No questions asked. Unless Ash has Pokemon or items that can cancel out spell cards then Ash instantly loses
Here's another one that insta-wins for Yugi.
>Tribute 2 monsters; destroy all monsters your opponent controls
What does Ash do against this?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:16:26 AM
No.149853811
>>149853831
After Banner BTFOs Ultima do you think it will reach Krasura levels of seethe?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:16:42 AM
No.149853817
>>149852801 (OP)
Bros.. I think the sun disc feat is bullshit.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:16:46 AM
No.149853818
>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ODIN'S DARK MAGIC! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY ODIN, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME ASURA'S NUGGET BABY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO BECOME BETTER MEN!
>ODIN! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE ASURA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM ASURA!
>ALRIGHT ODIN, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN ASURA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM ASURA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE ATREUS BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! YOU DESERVE A WORTHY NUGGET BABY TITAN!
>WOW ASURA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SUCH AN ACTUAL PLANET BUSTER ASURA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE COOKBOOK OF THE NINE REALMS! BON APPETIT ASURA!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW ATREUS AND FREYA BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE MY WIFE'S SON! HA! HES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD ASURA! THE SISTERS OF FATE COULD NOT HOLD ME BUT YOUR DRY CUM SURE DOES! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME SUB WALL BUSTING WORM I AM ASURA!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP!
>THE STENCH OF CURRY IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE! THIS SMELLS JUST LIKE MY HINDUSTANI FANBASE!
>FART ON ME ASURA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT⦠A LITTLE NUGGET OF ASURA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST GOD OF WAR EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:17:25 AM
No.149853829
>>149853596
What's the difference? Reimu is the one people actually want on the show.
>>149853724
I doubt Shadowfags would even bother watching, they're currently pushing for a Mewtwo rematch since Death Battle buys multiversal Sonic now.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:17:28 AM
No.149853831
>>149853811
Not here because Banner winning will be the most kino finale all season.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:18:13 AM
No.149853839
>>149853940
>>149853308
goddess Rei is stronger than you
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:18:34 AM
No.149853844
>>149853970
>Kratosura gets a shitty low effort episode
>Coyote vs Tom gets a shitty attempt at a Toon episode
Imagine if they give one of the first round losers (Kasen vs Sonic, Grovyle vs Lucinda, Madoka vs Usagi, etc) a better episode than the winner and second place of the Tournament...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:18:39 AM
No.149853846
>>149853881
>>149853807
>First off. Ash's Pikachu's canon ability is Static, you're thinking of Lighting Rod.
Thunder Armor was an anime move Ash came up with
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:18:44 AM
No.149853848
>>149853644
This is actually the first Asura cuckpost pasta Iβve ever seen and to be honest, it lacks any impact since Asura is mainly robotic, not even Indian and actually is faster than sub-sonic speed. Iβll give an A for effort I guess.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:19:23 AM
No.149853857
>>149853897
Perfect Cell v Kars (Ultimate lifeform)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:19:36 AM
No.149853860
>>149853904
I am so sick of Ultima. Why not Burning Godzilla who IMMEDIATELY heals any damage done unto him and who's Burning Spiral Heat Ray has INFINITELY increasing power every time he fires it? And even if he fucking dies will blow up the planet? Far more immediate and practical than Ultima doing math or some bullshit.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:20:06 AM
No.149853864
>>149853879
>>149853937
Chaos blast!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:21:16 AM
No.149853879
>>149853864
How much do you think Ben jacked off to Ryuko's tits as she's disintegrated?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:21:24 AM
No.149853881
>>149854105
>>149853846
Fine, I'll give you that. But Raigeki is still hax, not a normal electric move. It still insta-kills all of Ash's Pokemon. Even if you wanted to be really generous then only Pikachu survives and he's not taking out Exodia, The Egyptian Gods, Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl by himself.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:21:48 AM
No.149853887
pity wins shadow
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:21:54 AM
No.149853890
>>149853903
>>149853807
>Raigeki
>Etymology - refers to as a Lighting Strike in japanese
Literally the whole gimmick of Lighting Pokemon (In Anime) is to absorb lighting, and use it as a power source. I'm basically thinking how would DB even justify this. Pikachu would absorb Raigeki like he did countless of times in the anime.
>Tribute 2 monsters - destroy all monsters your opponent controls.
Honestly, I don't remember Obelisk's shit in the anime.
Considering how MOST feats and talking points is in the show, and not in the card games/manga.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:22:25 AM
No.149853897
>>149853857
What the fuck could Kars do against him
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:22:48 AM
No.149853903
>>149853913
>>149853890
>Honestly, I don't remember Obelisk's shit in the anime.
Sacrifice 2 monsters to kill all monsters on the enemy field and deal lifepoint damage to the enemy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:22:51 AM
No.149853904
>>149853860
Heisei is arguably the strongest mainline Godzilla incarnation that isn't Godzilla in name only but even then it's nothing too impressive relatively speaking
Ultima's big advantages aren't stats, it's hax
>Blowing up the planet
not gonna kill the Hulk
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:23:46 AM
No.149853913
>>149853946
>>149853903
I mean specifically in the anime, I think I remember Kaiba using it in Battle City against the duo, but that's it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:24:13 AM
No.149853919
>>149853924
This is unironically Nobara's best Match up
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:24:49 AM
No.149853924
>>149853919
>Sukuna's killer's best MU is just some guy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:24:58 AM
No.149853926
>>149853941
>>149852912
WOW! SO FAST!!! Clearly he can stop a fighter whose 24k times faster than him!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:25:40 AM
No.149853937
>>149854004
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:25:47 AM
No.149853940
>>149853959
>>149853839
Post Rei's greatest feats without needing the help of Rei or Shinji
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:25:54 AM
No.149853941
>>149853953
>>149853926
I hope you're mad about Bardock losing until the day you die.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:25:59 AM
No.149853942
>>149854035
>>149853694
How the hell did that fight not get one of those planetary/galactic explosion shots? even getting just one for Asura's alternate ending would've been enough
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:26:22 AM
No.149853946
>>149853913
>I mean specifically in the anime, I think I remember Kaiba using it in Battle City against the duo, but that's it.
That's what it did at in the anime
I think when he does that ability Obelisk either gets double or infinite attack points but it gives him enough to board wipe almost everything in battle city, and then he deals that same attack damage directly to the enemy regardless of the monsters it destroyed
Card effects can still block the life point damage though, Yugi did it with Kuribo iirc
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:26:54 AM
No.149853953
>>149853941
This but Asura
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:27:11 AM
No.149853959
>>149853981
>>149853940
Rei's greatest feats without needing the help of Rei?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:27:53 AM
No.149853970
>>149853844
Hulk vs Godzilla is also a first round loser so you will find out next week.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:28:33 AM
No.149853981
>>149853959
Rei II helping Rei III?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:30:19 AM
No.149854000
>>149854024
>>149854051
>>149853704
Anon, what sounds more likely to happen
>Ultima destroys the Universe and actively rewrites reality so the Hulk loses every advantage (because Death Battle removes killing restraint)
>Banner somehow figures out Ultima's weakness, solves the equation, and pulls a machine out of his ass to even use it in the span of 2 minutes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:30:33 AM
No.149854004
>>149853937
God... This woman is so beautiful it hurts to look at her.
My knees are shaking just by looking directly at those eyes, I can't hold my urges to just put my forehead on the floor and imagine her stepping all over my body and pride.
Please stop posting her, I genuinely can't control myself when I see her, I wish she could just play with my butthole until I'm reduced to her Anal bitch
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 12:30:40 AM
No.149854005
>>149853566
>Then it is noncanon
Duel Links. All yugioh is canon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:32:30 AM
No.149854024
>>149854058
>>149854000
The latter because Banner can literally do that and Hulk has resisted the former.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:33:23 AM
No.149854035
>>149854054
>>149854106
>>149853942
DB tried to the fight keep βgroundedβ. Itβs why Asura the Destructor was basically a smaller version of Cronos. Him being actually large planet size would make Kratos look defeating him look more ridiculous. Itβs also why the fight never went to space despite them coping Kratos could survive in space via Aresβs illusion. They really wanted to suck everything out that would make an Asuraβs Wrath fight interesting so they could baby Kratos and not suspend the audienceβs disbelief too much.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:34:05 AM
No.149854044
>>149854057
>>149854067
>"Kratos...Superman...we did it! We beat Chara!
>"Deku...that was just Mettaton..."
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:34:42 AM
No.149854051
>>149854073
>>149854000
Neither. What sounds most likely is Hulk punches a single time and a city tier jobber gets blown the fuck out of the universe while his 'true form' watches helplessly on and creates another avatar in 60 years
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:34:47 AM
No.149854054
>>149854089
>>149854035
Didn't they only keep it grounded because DA changed it? I mean Asura was supposed to be planet sized instead of mountain sized in the storyboard
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:34:54 AM
No.149854057
>>149854044
Poison fodder
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:34:55 AM
No.149854058
>>149854153
>>149854024
>Banner can literally do that and Hulk has resisted the former.
Proof?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:35:29 AM
No.149854067
>>149854124
>>149855987
>>149854044
What are his speed feats?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:36:01 AM
No.149854073
>>149854099
>>149854991
>>149854051
>city tier
This is composite Godzilla we're talking about
They're gonna stack Heisei, IDW, Final Wars, etc stats onto Ultima's avatar PLUS their healing factors and additional powers including radiation absorption
Ultima's breath isn't radioactive so as a result Hulk can't absorb it back
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:37:09 AM
No.149854089
>>149854054
>Didn't they only keep it grounded because DA changed it?
He only tried to change stuff with Asuraβs character like the lines I think.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:37:23 AM
No.149854093
>>149853329
Is that from the latest chapter? Kek glad I dropped this pos.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:37:26 AM
No.149854094
pigs in human clothing.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:37:38 AM
No.149854099
>>149854181
>>149854197
>>149854073
And what feats does le composite have that can contend with even just base Hulk
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:37:52 AM
No.149854102
Its ok to be 3-0, Hulksisters
You won't be alone, you will be together with Gokeks
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:38:05 AM
No.149854105
>>149854141
>>149853881
Dark Magician has literally 0 feats that put him above pikachu
Seriously, find me a single feat of dark magician that can't be matched and exceeded by pikachu
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:38:13 AM
No.149854106
>>149854206
>>149854249
>>149854035
He's only that small because if they tried to render him bigger it'd crash their hardware
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:39:04 AM
No.149854124
>>149854137
>>149854196
>>149854067
Laser timing+ if scaled to Sans's blasters
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:40:02 AM
No.149854137
>>149854124
Frisk fought Sans. Not Chara
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 12:40:17 AM
No.149854141
>>149854174
>>149854416
>>149854105
>Ash's pokemons can dβ
Cool. magic cylinder
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:40:45 AM
No.149854152
>>149854202
>>149853807
chuck his bouldore at it who's ability sturdy negates all OHKO moves?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:40:50 AM
No.149854153
>>149854179
>>149854379
>>149854058
Chronoanarchist tried deleting Hulk from the timeline by preventing Banner from getting hit by the gamma bomb. It didnβt work.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:41:57 AM
No.149854167
>>149854201
>>149854299
Only reason i still even think of this episode is because im still mad ryuko died to some fucking hedgehog its bs. At least kill her with a cool character my god.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:42:10 AM
No.149854168
>>149854186
>"Omni-Man...Nolan...is that my collection of cockroaches crawling all over your cock? I don't remember giving you permission to touch my bugs."
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:42:39 AM
No.149854174
>>149854211
>>149854243
>>149854141
So Ash gets hit with pikachu's thunderbolt, which he canonically can withstand to a supernatural degree (along with team rocket)
and that's Yugi's only magic cylinder
What's dark magician going to do next after this?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:43:01 AM
No.149854179
>>149854200
>>149854260
>>149854153
What's stopping Godzilla from just rewriting gamma so that its effect is weaken so he can kill Banner and then obliterate his corpse? That seemed to work in the comics, and that was with characters weaker than Ultima.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:43:05 AM
No.149854180
Reminder that the footage we saw seems to suggest World Breaker is being used within the first minute
Hulk's gotta have a new trump card/last resort
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:43:09 AM
No.149854181
>>149854099
Wow you replied real fast to the 'city tier lizard' thing but not this one
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:43:30 AM
No.149854186
>>149854199
>>149854220
>>149854168
>his bugs cucked him
KWAB
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:43:42 AM
No.149854189
>>149853762
No we will talk about Kratos vs Asura forever
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:44:10 AM
No.149854196
>>149854124
Peak raygun wank. If the laser fires and the soul is in the way, you're hit. Chara's got kid tier speed.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:44:13 AM
No.149854197
>>149854255
>>149854099
Regular Godzilla can tank black holes and doesn't have any anti-feats as bad as the Hulk, at least.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:44:14 AM
No.149854199
>>149854251
>>149854186
>"STOP FUCKING MY BUGS NOLAN"
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:44:15 AM
No.149854200
>>149854215
>>149854217
>>149854179
>What's stopping Godzilla from just rewriting gamma
Because gamma is literally TOBA
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:44:16 AM
No.149854201
>>149854167
they fed her to Shadow because Sonic fans were having a melty at Mewtwo's win unfortunately
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 12:44:20 AM
No.149854202
>>149854282
>>149854152
yugioh doesn't have survivor skills so dunno. yugioh does have destruction prevention in the form of
> N per turn, this card cannot be destroyed (by battle or/and effect)
> If it would be destroyed, you can use up a resource instead
battle desteuction prevention does not stop effect destruction though
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:44:37 AM
No.149854206
>>149854257
>>149854106
Why even go for the form then if they canβt even get a fraction of it right? The destructor form basically did nothing of note other than the punch so Kratos leech off the Wyzen finger scene. It didnβt even fire a single mantra blast which in the game was the whole objective with Asura spamming them to destroy planets and stars. They shouldβve just went with regular Mantra Asura so at least the fight wouldβve been somewhat dynamic. Destructor Asura basically did nothing but look cool.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:45:02 AM
No.149854211
>>149854319
>>149854174
Seeing as that's Atem back in the past that's just a thing he can have DM do on command
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:45:15 AM
No.149854215
>>149854200
Yeah, so? Other characters seemed to rewrite things so that Banner couldn't turn into the Hulk.
What's stopping Ash from throwing a Pokeball at Yugi's monsters?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:45:23 AM
No.149854217
>>149854275
>>149854200
So you expect Ultima's true form (It) trying to rewrite Gamma only to be met with TOBA who pulls a "HANDS OFF MY MASTERPIECE" moment?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:45:31 AM
No.149854220
>>149854186
dragonball bros...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:45:46 AM
No.149854228
>>149854216
What happens if they break out
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:46:15 AM
No.149854239
>>149854216
Nothing. There's also nothing stopping them from scaling Ash to infinite multiverses and infinite speed then having him solo all of Yugi's monsters on his own.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 12:46:35 AM
No.149854243
>>149854270
>>149854319
>>149854174
>and that's Yugi's only magic cylinder
eh, no? that's Dark Magician's magic. He can spam it a gusto
Yugi's magic cylinder is hax that negates an attack and inflicts effect damage based on stats
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:46:50 AM
No.149854249
>>149854934
>>149854106
Even if you take out destructor the fight was just boring as fuck. Asura's Wrath took street fighter and proceeded to do fun goofy shit like punching Ryu from earth to the moon and smashing the moon in half. They took the absolute worst approach to the matchup possible
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:46:51 AM
No.149854251
>>149854199
>Fight you? No, I wanna rape you.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:46:55 AM
No.149854252
>>149854309
>>149852801 (OP)
>Also, in battles concerning Network Security which it cannot afford to lose, it invokes its Special Move "All Delete" from its "Grey Sword". Anything that comes in contact with the edges of the "Grey Sword" while "All Delete" is invoked are not cut, but erased.
Survive that, omnifaggot.
also its omegamon
>>149854197
>Regular Godzilla can tank black holes
Let's see the feat.
>doesn't have any anti-feats as bad as the Hulk
Isn't this the lizard that gets injured by the Japanese military in a ton of movies
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:47:02 AM
No.149854257
>>149854387
>>149854206
Should have used the form he was in during the final fight with Chak because there really is zero reason for Asura to go destructor
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:47:12 AM
No.149854260
>>149854412
>>149854179
The fact that he canβt do that and you just made that up? Gamma canβt be altered, it literally comes from TOBA aka TOAA aka God of Marvel.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:47:43 AM
No.149854270
>>149854446
>>149854243
>Yugi's magic cylinder is hax
Can you show me an example of him using this outside of a duel?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:48:00 AM
No.149854275
>>149854217
Not really because I don't think DB would have Ultima do that in the first place
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:48:06 AM
No.149854282
>>149854317
>>149854202
OHKO moves bypass the damage formula though, it's the closest analogue to yugioh destroy effects
the alternative to that would be that effects that prevent destruction in turn wouldn't prevent OHKO moves from pokemon which would be almost guaranteed to hit since yugioh monsters cap out at lv 12 and OHKO move accuracy is based on level difference
it would be pretty silly if Ash could simply take out egyptian god cards by spamming sheer cold at them
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:48:33 AM
No.149854287
>>149854216
Pokeballs only work on Pokemon
Jessie got hit twice by one
the first time it didn't do anything
second time it TRIED to capture her but failed (it was painful though)
Ash wouldn't throw Pokeballs at other trainer's Pokemon so he wouldn't do it here with Yugi's monsters
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:49:02 AM
No.149854294
>>149854320
>>149854352
>>149854216
It wouldn't do anything because Pokeballs work by taking advantage of the Pokemon shrinking reflex, which Yugioh monsters don't have
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 12:49:18 AM
No.149854297
>>149854216
>things that only works on pocket monsters
breh. under that sane argument. what's stopping Atem from carding the Pokemon verse? or manifesting master balls out of thin air?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:49:24 AM
No.149854299
>>149854331
>>149854167
Ryuko was not only sacrificed but also acted out of character. What a shame. What I don't understand is why even bother with this matchup? You can easily make a somewhat decent argument for Shadow beating Mewtwo in a rematch if you want a Shadow win that badly.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:49:55 AM
No.149854309
>>149854252
Holy FUCK...he might be as strong as Celesdir's presence...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:49:56 AM
No.149854310
>>149854216
They aren't Pokemon so it doesn't work
If they want to they will, but they hate Pokemon and want to see them die
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:50:01 AM
No.149854312
>>149854255
>Let's see the feat.
>Godzilla casually crosses the vortices of the Hollow Earth,[13] which are described as eruptions of real Gamma Ray Bursts[14] found in pulsars of supermassive black holes,[15] which produces at least 1 Foe or 10 Foe of energy and the strongest GRB being 12 KiloFoe. Godzilla proves to be energetically superior to these eruptions by being able to eliminate the Ion Dragon,[13] which also passes through these vortices unaffected.[13] Furthermore, in an interview, Adam Wingard called the Hollow Earth vortexes βblack holesβ two times.[16] The novels also compare the Hollow Earth vortexes to black holes[7])
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/d/dc/Godzilla_Casually_Crosses_the_Vortices_of_the_Hollow_Earth.mp4/revision/latest?cb=20250511024234
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:50:15 AM
No.149854317
>>149854341
>>149854282
Ash has no OHKO moves of his own though
Though his Pokemon are extremely susceptible to OHKO moves, so they'd have no defense against Raigeki or other insta-kills
>levels
Don't exist in the anime
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:50:24 AM
No.149854319
>>149854521
>>149854211
yeh but Ash is not fighting Atem back in the past, Ash is fighting Yugi in the present so feats that only apply to Atem and only back in the past don't apply here
>>149854243
Dark Magician in the present can't spam it and even if it's hax and inflicts effect damage based on stats, Ash is still more than likely to live through it considering just how often he tanks direct attacks from pikachu
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:50:27 AM
No.149854320
>>149854358
>>149854294
PLA purposefully gives you wrong and outdated info because it's in the fucking past.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:50:55 AM
No.149854331
>>149854299
Matchup exists purely because of Shadow saying he's a fan of the girl with the scissor blade and fans acting like there's more to the matchup then that
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:51:25 AM
No.149854341
>>149854398
>>149854317
>Don't exist in the anime
First season explicitly mentions levels
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:52:03 AM
No.149854351
>>149854255
>gets injured by the Japanese military
Never happened.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:52:05 AM
No.149854352
>>149854868
>>149854294
Why can't every pokemon use Minimise? It can't be an excuse like "Oh they don't know how to." because the entire point of a trainer is to teach their Pokemon things and shit like TMs exist.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:52:28 AM
No.149854358
>>149854320
This is a new cope. Why is it outdated and/or wrong? We see Pokemon shrink all the time when they get knocked out or sucked into a Pokeball in their inbattle sprites and models
>off remaster releasing Aug 15
>Episode dropping on Sunday
>This gets revealed.
How would you react? Either that or light vs Columbo.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:52:58 AM
No.149854367
>>149854359
Everyone would ignore it and spam KINGtos and Invincible.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:53:10 AM
No.149854371
>>149854359
Mid match up for two mid characters
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:53:38 AM
No.149854379
>>149854559
>>149854153
>Chronoanarchist
Who?
I tried looking him and got zero results
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:53:41 AM
No.149854381
>>149853200
the viltrum empire would be annihilated and enslaved by the Decepticons
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:54:00 AM
No.149854386
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:54:01 AM
No.149854387
>>149854415
>>149854257
True. Since they were so adamant on having Kratos no sell everything, Six-Armed Mantra Asura pushed back to base (as Chakravartin did to him) and have them fist fight until Asura looks like heβs about to make a comeback and then loses. Just throwing out a slow as fuck Destructor Asura did nothing of substance for the fight.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:54:07 AM
No.149854391
>>149854440
>>149854255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XTfB-0x8aY
This is one of the weaker Godzillas, too.
In fact, Godzilla is frequently shown to have at least Black Hole level durability.
>Isn't this the lizard that gets injured by the Japanese military in a ton of movies
No? The JSDF is famously incompetent against Godzilla, even with its super advanced technology. The few times they are able to create a machine that can rival Godzilla, Godzilla still manages to scale above it. Off the top of my head.
>The Oxygen Destroyer
>Mechagodzilla II
>Kiryu
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:54:24 AM
No.149854397
>>149854413
>>149854435
Yami/Yugi is for Kaiji in a match of duel monsters.
What deck would kaiji play?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:54:29 AM
No.149854398
>>149854428
>>149854459
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:18 AM
No.149854412
>>149854260
What's stopping Godzilla from just doing this?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:21 AM
No.149854413
>>149854397
Coin flip deck
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:32 AM
No.149854415
>>149854387
*have Six-Armed Mantra Asura pushed back
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:38 AM
No.149854416
>>149854438
>>149854560
>>149854141
G-Max Volt Crash breaks through that, it explicitly is not affected by protection and counter moves
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:56 AM
No.149854421
>>149854359
This would probably be a halloween episode. I'd be really curious as to how they scale both games because I've seen a lot of wank for both.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:56:11 AM
No.149854423
>>149854646
>>149854406
Kaiba will AVENGE Yugi's humiliating defeat
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:56:19 AM
No.149854428
>>149854477
>>149854398
NTA but the anime mentions pokemon learns some moves at this level. I think it was the episode where Ash goes to school.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:56:53 AM
No.149854434
>>149854457
>>149854529
>>149854406
Kaiba's autism solos the verse
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:57:00 AM
No.149854435
>>149854397
Something Like Joey's deck I'd assume.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:57:18 AM
No.149854438
>>149854474
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:57:20 AM
No.149854440
>>149854391
The JSDF is not incompetent against him, but they're a regular army going up against an invincible creature
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 12:57:25 AM
No.149854446
>>149854621
>>149854270
>Yugi Moto.
He couldn't use magic until GX. He spaced out during the duel against Pegasus and Aogami.
>Yami Yugi.
He didn't know his name and grew fearful of using his magic after decearing Pegasus
>Atem.
Lol. Did you not see the last movie? His mere presence nullifies universal powers. He wouldn't need to use magic cylinder. He could literally win the battle by taking Ash into the afterlife and leaving Ash's pokemon behind.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:57:51 AM
No.149854453
>>149854255
>Isn't this the lizard that gets injured by the Japanese military in a ton of movies
Oh you mean canonically weaker versions? Because hulk is from capeshit so that means he peaks at building level 99% of the time.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:58:03 AM
No.149854455
Why are omniscient character matchups so rare these days?
I donβt mean the characters who proclaim themselves as all knowing while forgetting where their car keys at the next minute, I mean legit omniscient characters presented within the story as such and act as such.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:58:14 AM
No.149854457
>>149854480
>>149854529
>>149854434
Imagine being such a bitter loser that you literally break into the afterlife to have your rematch. And casually create a method to connect dimensions through cyberspace.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:58:22 AM
No.149854459
>>149854477
>>149854493
>>149854398
S1 Ep009 School of Hard Knocks, Giselle remarks on pikachu's low level at that point
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:59:23 AM
No.149854473
>>149852888
Post characters actually breaking through ultra tough plastic
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:59:24 AM
No.149854474
>>149854510
>>149854583
>>149854438
a move that specifically protects against G-max moves, which Dark Magician doesn't know
it breaks through all defenses other than that
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:59:27 AM
No.149854475
>>149853762
Fuck off and kill yourself listtroon.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:59:29 AM
No.149854477
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:59:37 AM
No.149854480
>>149854457
Fucker built a whole space elevator and advanced hard light tech purely to win at a kids card game
How fucking funny would it be if Mark won.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:00:14 AM
No.149854492
>>149854546
>>149854406
Wrong matchup.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:00:18 AM
No.149854493
>>149854519
>>149854459
I'm pretty sure nearly every mention of 'level' in the anime is not actually 1:1 to the numerical definition in the games, and most of it 'you're at a low level' and such
It also wouldn't make much sense for things like levels and stats to be canonical otherwise Pikachu would mow down the early parts of every region which it clearly doesn't
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:00:55 AM
No.149854504
>>149854485
Funnier than Omni-dock because Bardock is a literal who. Might reach Krasura levels
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:01:00 AM
No.149854506
>>149854485
>Total dragon ball humiliation
Would be kino, someone might get shot though
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:01:09 AM
No.149854508
Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:01:18 AM
No.149854510
>>149854551
>>149854474
>This move enables the user to protect itself from all attacks. Its chance of failing rises if it is used in succession.
Nothing that says it specifically blocks against Max moves, just that it's a powerful protection move
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:01:38 AM
No.149854519
>>149854493
they mention level 20 I think?
in any case they mention pokemon can have levels that are far above yugioh monsters so OHKO moves would have a good chance of hitting them
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 1:01:44 AM
No.149854521
>>149854580
>>149854319
>Dark Magician in the present can't spam it
Becayse you see a hologram. that card, that hologram have the soul of mahad but the power of the modern game binds them (even then DM/Mahad is able to do shit on his own as seen in the Duel vs Arkana.)
If Atem is not dueling, He could just summon his companions into the real world.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:01:54 AM
No.149854525
>>149854485
A cartel member might firebomb the DB crew if it happens so idk
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:02:05 AM
No.149854529
>>149854538
>>149854457
>>149854434
Imagine spending millions of dollars just to make a custom private jet shaped like your favorite card.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:02:43 AM
No.149854538
>>149854529
To be fair, it IS his waifu
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:02:47 AM
No.149854542
>>149854596
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:03:06 AM
No.149854546
>>149854607
>>149854492
>Henry Cooldown
Whomst?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:03:17 AM
No.149854551
>>149854603
>>149854510
yes but at the same time G-max moves say they break through all protection moves other than max guard
so given specific trumps general it's reasonable to say that this specific G-max move would break through protection other than specifically max guard
or perhaps yugioh equivalent protection abilities that explicitly mention they can block otherwise unblockable moves
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:03:42 AM
No.149854559
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 1:03:45 AM
No.149854560
>>149854599
>>149854416
"Magic Cylinder" is not the only magic Dark Magician learnt in the afterworld.
Dark Magician could just bind Ash and his pokemons with Spell-Binding Circle.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:04:53 AM
No.149854580
>>149854628
>>149854521
so Atem is going to break the rules of the duel and expose Yugi to being just gangbanged by Ash's pokemon?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:04:56 AM
No.149854581
>>149854566
Yes Latias we know
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:05:14 AM
No.149854583
>>149854660
>>149854474
Nope. It blocks pretty much everything, which includes G-Max moves, which means it nullifies even massive attacks that could otherwise inflict damage through normal Protect.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:05:17 AM
No.149854586
>>149854618
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:05:53 AM
No.149854596
>>149854625
>>149854542
>calling the guy whoβs never killed a single innocent person a monster when you murdered 99% of Greece in a sissy fit
Certainly a choice.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:05:54 AM
No.149854599
>>149854636
>>149854925
>>149854560
spell-binding circle is single target and there's really nothing stopping Ash's pokemon from simply dodging it since it's a pretty slow attack
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:06:08 AM
No.149854602
>Hulk VA confirmed
>No Banner but he'll be a surprise inclusion if he is in
He's gonna be voiced by Swan isn't he?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:06:12 AM
No.149854603
>>149854715
>>149854551
Absolutely none of them say they can break through all protection moves, that's just you listing off the game mechanics. The only one that draws reference to it is Urshifu's G-Max moves which can go through any form of protection, but Ash doesn't have those
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:06:22 AM
No.149854607
>>149854546
MC's rival from No More Heroes.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:07:06 AM
No.149854618
>>149854631
>>149854586
....'s friend, Tea
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:07:13 AM
No.149854621
>>149854952
>>149854446
I didn't make an argument. I asked you for an example of them using Magic Cylinder outside of a duel.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:07:17 AM
No.149854625
>>149854695
>>149854596
He was teaching him a lesson youndumdum
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:07:23 AM
No.149854628
>>149854580
Wouldn't that also be cheating and force Atem to suffer the consequences of losing a shadow game
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:07:36 AM
No.149854629
>>149854655
>>149854359
Another dimeless episode? How bad do they want to kneecap their comeback season?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:07:41 AM
No.149854630
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:07:43 AM
No.149854631
>>149854666
>>149854687
>>149854618
Ash has never been to New York
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:07:49 AM
No.149854636
>>149854682
>>149854599
Diffusion wave motion would allow him to attack all of ash's pokemon simultaneously
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:08:07 AM
No.149854644
Ive been down that road before
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:08:12 AM
No.149854646
>>149854423
Satsuki will avenge her sister's sacrifice to sonicfags
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:08:44 AM
No.149854654
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:08:43 AM
No.149854655
>>149854675
>>149854677
>>149854629
Not even a deltatroon but isn't that shit really fucking popular. No one knows judge but Sans might bring in dimes even if they're both not fit for DB
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:09:05 AM
No.149854660
>>149854915
>>149855015
>>149854583
>This move enables the user to protect itself from all attacks. Its chance of failing rises if it is used in succession.
Description of protect
If a move breaks through protect it breaks through magic cylinder, there's no reason to assume it doesn't
you're arguing that a move that specifically breaks through protective abilities wouldn't break through yours because why exactly?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:09:26 AM
No.149854666
>>149854631
Ash has been to Castelia City
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:09:59 AM
No.149854675
>>149854711
>>149854655
It isn't 2015 anymore, anon.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:10:01 AM
No.149854677
>>149854711
>>149854655
NTA, but isn't Undertale/Deltarune more popular on the shipping side of things?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:10:06 AM
No.149854682
>>149854636
diffusion wave motion has never been used to allow him to case spellbinding circle at multiple targets that's pure speculation on your part that it's even possible
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:10:35 AM
No.149854687
>>149854631
But he has been to Pokemon New York. Which is Unova.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:11:02 AM
No.149854695
>>149854625
β¦with the lesson being that killing innocent people is alright as long as you feel guilty afterwards.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:11:53 AM
No.149854711
>>149854769
>>149854821
>>149854675
I don't want to salesfag but didn't Deltarune reach a stupid amount of steam players? I think the MU sucks but it will be dimeful like Deku vs Miles
>>149854677
Yes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:12:07 AM
No.149854715
>>149854750
>>149854603
that's how g-max moves work at baseline, they can't be stopped except by max defenses
I'm not really sure why the idea that a move that can only be stopped by something explicit can also be stopped by a generic version
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:12:09 AM
No.149854717
>>149854740
>>149854566
Nobody cares, Serena. Just shut up and sit quietly in that cuck chair.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:12:29 AM
No.149854724
The problem with Ash vs Yugi is that Yugi has way too many hax and Ash has literally no way to counter them.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:13:31 AM
No.149854739
>>149854764
The problem with Ash vs Yugi is that Ash has way too many stats and Yugi has literally no way to counter that.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:13:39 AM
No.149854740
>>149854759
>>149854717
....coped Misty as she watches Serena get dicked on by Ash
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:14:24 AM
No.149854750
>>149855098
>>149854715
>that's how g-max moves work at baseline, they can't be stopped except by max defenses
And this is a nonsense statement because there's no qualification for what 'max defenses' even means
Dynamax attacks can be guarded against like any other move, it's just that every Pokemon move that enables some form of protection (which is inherently rather featless) cannot defend against them but some of the strongest protection moves can, it doesn't mean they pierce through all durability
Ashβs cock? Inside me. NOW!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:14:59 AM
No.149854759
>>149854798
>>149854740
...coped Serena as Dawn cheers Ash on, Iris gets to stand on an equal stage with Ash and Misty gets to appear in the final episodes bonding with Ash.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:15:07 AM
No.149854764
>>149854801
>>149854739
Tell me what Ash can do against Obelisk.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:15:18 AM
No.149854769
>>149854807
>>149854711
Nobody talks about Undertale because nobody actually played it, despite all the online astroturfing. DeltaTROON is no different, and what you see spammed in battlefaggot spaces does not reflect the real world. See Joker vs Giorno.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:16:00 AM
No.149854780
>>149854754
Latias/Pikachu/Bayleef/Dawn/Goh/Misty/Serena/Lana/Delia/Gary...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:16:17 AM
No.149854786
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:17:17 AM
No.149854798
>>149854759
>Ash and Misty gets to appear in the final episodes bonding with Ash.
Didn't fucking happened
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:17:18 AM
No.149854799
>>149854814
Hulk bros
Itβs okay to lose to Godzilla
Itβs okay to go 3-0
You lost against some of the strongest characters to ever be on Death Battle
You canβt win every fight and thatβs okay
So when Godzilla wins please hold your heads high
Please donβt be like the Kratosjeets and have a meltdown over being fraudchecked spanning the whole year.
Please be⦠the strongest there is.
>>149854764
Blitz with infinite speed and explode him with a infinite multiversal punch infinity times and if he somehow survives capture him with a pokeball,
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:17:41 AM
No.149854807
>>149854966
>>149854769
Good point, it's still crazy to me how badly that episode flopped
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:18:21 AM
No.149854814
>>149855010
>>149854799
Parroting is just admitting you lost.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:18:47 AM
No.149854818
>>149854839
>>149854801
Show me any instance of any of Ash's Pokemon having infinite feats.
>Capturing Obelisk
Ash would never catch someone else's Pokemon. He would know Obelisk belongs to Yugi and respect that.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:19:06 AM
No.149854821
>>149854841
>>149854711
Checking and...no. This is okay but nothing special.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:19:36 AM
No.149854831
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:20:08 AM
No.149854839
>>149854870
>>149854818
Oh you mean like how Yugi wouldn't mind crush an innocent 10 year old child or kill his friends?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:20:23 AM
No.149854841
>>149854887
>>149854821
>Well it didn't have 9 billion players as the all time peak
Your brain is too rotted by fotm slop
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:21:28 AM
No.149854862
>>149855003
CβMON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CANβT WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>CβMON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Asura, Simon and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY ARES!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOUβD STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, IβM RUINED!!! YOUβVE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! IβM GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT ZEUSβS GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I AM AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:21:39 AM
No.149854868
>>149854352
How do Pokemon know how to eat when Bite, Crunch and Swallow are moves? Same difference
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:21:49 AM
No.149854870
>>149854916
>>149854839
I feel like
>Yugi will respond in a lethal way to someone trying to kill him
is not quite the same as
>this character that constantly gets caught in shitty metal cages isn't infinitely strong and fast
Might be a bit of a dishonest equivalence, might be me
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:22:31 AM
No.149854881
I canonically broke the minds of Misty fags after Johto
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:22:35 AM
No.149854882
>>149853467
Depends on what thry give Godzilla. Earth beats most versions of Hulk that aren't scaled to planet-level or beyond, Evolved Monsterverse Goji has some fucky scaling and could also kill versions of Hulk that aren't pushed to planet or universal scales and Ultima is a guaranteed loss for Hulk if it's used. But the majority of Godzillas lose otherwise.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:22:43 AM
No.149854887
>>149854898
>>149854841
I'm sorry your game isn't as popular on Steam as you thought.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:23:42 AM
No.149854898
>>149854962
>>149854980
>>149854887
I don't really care if it has 10 fans or 10 billion fans. I just feel bad for you that you look at an indie game doing well and your first though is "number not big enough"
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:24:49 AM
No.149854915
>>149854660
It's a portal, not a barrier like Protect. No reason to believe overwhelming, albeit finite, force should make the attack blast out the back of the portal by ripping a second dimensional hole open. Unless, of course, you have Max moves doing that. It just overwhelms Protect's defensive capabilities with massive force. It's not anti-defence hax.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:24:52 AM
No.149854916
>>149855140
>>149854870
>Might be a bit of a dishonest equivalence, might be me
Yeah, it is just you. I think you've forgotten this is a Death Battle thread. About the Death Battle show. A show that isn't known for good research and tends to go for wanky arguments.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 1:25:25 AM
No.149854925
>>149854599
>from simply dodging it since it's a pretty slow attack
it literally spawns on the target. this is magus of illusion btw, Dark Magician is an evolved form (Magus + Mahad)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:25:29 AM
No.149854926
>>149854801
Obelisk can have infinite stats though
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:25:59 AM
No.149854934
>>149854249
>Asura's Wrath took street fighter and proceeded to do fun goofy shit like punching Ryu from earth to the moon and smashing the moon in half
They truly dropped the ball with Krasura in so many ways. Making Asura of all people look boring in a fight really speaks levels to how much they bent over for Kratos, giving him the iconic finger scene from AW only solidified it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:26:13 AM
No.149854936
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:26:21 AM
No.149854938
>>149854983
>>149853114
Parroting is just admitting you lost.
>>149853564
You need a device to input the equation like anon said, but also a recursive AI to act as both its embodiment and tthe mechanism to trigger it, understanding the equation even exists via a skeleton of Ultima's own avatar playing the Melody that will be encoded as the equation within the device and AI, and an understanding that the equation is actually the structure of the 13th phase of Archetype to cancel out the avatar's manifestation into this universe. And all of this requires that IT, Ultima's true form, actually allows this to happen - the only reason the cast won in SP is because IT was intentionally sabotaging itself the whole time basically out of boredom.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 1:26:59 AM
No.149854952
>>149854998
>>149854621
I explained you the reason why we never saw that, silly
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:27:14 AM
No.149854959
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:27:22 AM
No.149854961
>>149854978
>>149854754
>Ash has been kissed by Melody, Latias, and Serena
What's Yugi's excuse?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:27:23 AM
No.149854962
>>149854898
The argument was never about whether or not DeltaTROON is 'doing well'. And I wouldn't call a few thousand mindbroken narrative trannies running it non-stop 'doing well', anyway.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:27:32 AM
No.149854966
>>149854807
Giorno vs Joker really should've come out at most a year after Royal dropped.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:28:07 AM
No.149854978
>>149854961
>Choosing harlots over card games
kek
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:28:08 AM
No.149854980
>>149854898
>I just feel bad for you that you look at an indie game doing well
What does it being indie have to do with anything? Stardew Valley peaked at >236k. There are plenty of other indie games which have a similar or higher concurrent player count than Deltarune.
>and your first though is "number not big enough"
Uh no. The thing I was responding to was "Didn't Deltarune reach a stupid amount of steam players?" and I responded that it's 'nothing special'. Which is true.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:28:36 AM
No.149854983
>>149854938
So this is now your second admission. Good job retard. Keep it up!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:29:04 AM
No.149854991
>>149854073
They'd also be stacking that atop novel Ultima's atomic breath being weird as shit, such as a lengthy description of it creating inflationary volumes each time it fires, rupturing space time, and the fact that because it's a temporal loop repeating itself from the future it has technically hit you before it has even fired.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:29:28 AM
No.149854997
>>149855030
Your TIME is UP! SAIYAAAAAAAAN!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:29:29 AM
No.149854998
>>149855029
>>149855149
>>149854952
Oh okay. So where do you get the idea that Yugi can use his spell and trap cards outside of ritual duels? Can you provide some examples?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:29:57 AM
No.149855003
>>149854862
C A N O N
A
N
O
N
>>149854939
>All this context for the equation
Bruh the way people have been talking about it made it sound like figuring the equation out is some instant win button.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:30:17 AM
No.149855010
>>149855059
>>149854814
So this is now your second admission. Good job retard. Keep it up!
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 1:30:41 AM
No.149855015
>>149854660
Magic Cylinder does not enable monsters to protect themselves from attacks (that's what Sword of Revealing Light does.) It simply negates the attack declaration. it's closer to the pokemon move disable. if anything, it would disable all moves, including struggle and item moves.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:31:26 AM
No.149855029
>>149855047
>>149854998
By virtue of the millennium artifacts allowing the weilder to just create shadow games/ritual duels?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:31:29 AM
No.149855030
>>149854997
I support Nolan's victory because how much Bardock de-values Grandpa Goham
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:31:46 AM
No.149855035
>>149854939
So you're saying SuperCHAD just whistles and it goes 'poof'. Interesting.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:32:11 AM
No.149855042
>>149854939
>>149855004
Don't forget that the device (Orthogonal Diagonalizer) was based on existing technology (Oxygen Destroyer) that was provided by Ultima (he thought it was funny)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:32:29 AM
No.149855047
>>149855029
Oh cool. So can you show me Yugi using these effects on anyone who isn't dueling him? Y'know, in the magic ritual duel that has defined rules.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:33:12 AM
No.149855055
>>149855093
>>149854255
> this the lizard that gets injured by the Japanese military in a ton of movies
The JSDF is literally useless in basically all Godzilla movies up until they pull some technobabble weapon out their ass like the Oxygen Destroyer, which has notably still failed to kill multiple forms of Goji. And in cases like Monsterverse, pretty much every global superpower collectively agrees there's nothing that can even harm him short of another Alpha Titan, given he ate the Castle Bravo nukes to the face without any signs of damage in his weakest observed state. Then there's Earth, who at his original Filius size, pretty much soloed the entire world and survived a massive nuclear bombardment that left a good portion of a continent looking like swiss cheese.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:33:17 AM
No.149855059
>>149855010
>he kept it up
Good doggy! What goood Loser you are!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:34:13 AM
No.149855071
>>149855090
>Atem is just going to make Ash shoot himself
Not heckin respectful if you ask me.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:34:36 AM
No.149855082
>what good loser
ESLulkβ¦
>>149855071
Ash unironically tanks attacks stronger than a bullet.
Also post YUGI doing this to someone.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:35:16 AM
No.149855093
>>149855055
The only reason why those thousands of nukes even "stopped" Godzilla Earth was because he got buried under several mountains worth of continent.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:35:31 AM
No.149855098
>>149854750
never said they pierced through all durability, just said that regular protection moves like magic cylinder wouldn't protect against them
alternatively would "cannot miss" or "always hits first" moves bypass magic cylinder?
since those say that they cannot miss or always hit first
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:35:39 AM
No.149855101
>what good loser
ESLulk, BREAKER of basic Englishβ¦
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 1:35:49 AM
No.149855106
>>149855129
>>149855156
>>149854801
>Blitz with infinite speed and explode him with a infinite multiversal punch infinity times
lmao
>if he somehow survives capture him with a pokeball
effects will only affect egyptian gods for 1 turn. obelisk is immune to traps. hologram obelisk almost fries the whole duel system when Kaiba first tested him.
so even if we are delusional to think that pokeballs would work on yugioh monsters, we just know they won't work at all
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:35:56 AM
No.149855107
>>149855090
Ash has never tanked a piercing attack
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:36:08 AM
No.149855108
>>149855137
Who do you think will get over their loss faster. Asuratrannies, Bardocktrannies, Bentrannies, or Hulktrannies?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:37:26 AM
No.149855128
>>149855090
Ash has never tanked an actual bullet though, or like anon said, a piercing attack, because it's a kid's show and he'd be fucking dead.
>>149855106
Wow...so anyways a pokeball can catch Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Eternatus (infinite power btw). As well as literal living viruses like Porygon.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:37:30 AM
No.149855133
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:37:36 AM
No.149855137
>>149855108
Trick question, they will never get over it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:37:44 AM
No.149855138
Hulk will win.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:37:53 AM
No.149855140
>>149855165
>>149854916
Not really. They don't actually wank to retardation they could for most combatants. Of everyone this past season only Omni Man was significantly higher than what most people have him at. Even Kratos was "lowballed".
I don't see why they wouldn't just put Ash at city/building level given that's where most of his feats put him, and the same for Yugi
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 1:38:12 AM
No.149855149
>>149855165
>>149854998
by virtue of this death battle matchup not being a yugioh duel?
yami yugi will shadow games like a psycho. atem would just summon at will
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:38:58 AM
No.149855156
>>149855177
>>149855106
>Traps
A Pokeball is not a trap card. And a Pokeball is much more advanced than a shitty projector. It literally breaks down anything its atomic form to fit it in a small ball.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:39:24 AM
No.149855160
>>149852801 (OP)
FOR MIDGARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:39:38 AM
No.149855164
>>149855191
>>149855129
Legendaries canonically only let themselves be caught, most Pokemon do actually
Also shrinking reflex lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:39:38 AM
No.149855165
>>149855189
>>149855328
>>149855140
Oh yeah...like universal Dragonborn, universal Chosen Undead...yup you're right. They won't wank Ash at all. And they definitely won't scale Yugi to what Yubel can do with Super Polymerisation.
>>149855149
Are you going to actually answer his questions? wait...no. You don't have any examples do you?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:39:57 AM
No.149855171
>>149855004
I have no idea why people would assume that. Even a group of actual super geniuses (as in, people who know the whole higher math shit going down and not just magic capeshit 'science') struggle to figure out how to do this shit for the whole series and would have considered it outright impossible if the Melody didn't exist. And the Melody itself was because IT allowed a past avatar of itself to die to set up all the events in the future. Even Jet Jaguar PP is technically just another part/tributary stemming from IT, so the end conflict was pretty much it letting two tiny facets of a facet of itself (the Archetype) duke it out because it wanted to see what would happen. IT knew the exact outcome at all times and only let a loss play out because it found the outcome amusing.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:40:04 AM
No.149855175
Gojo won
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:40:09 AM
No.149855176
>>149855197
Will they gonna get Little Kuriboh to voice Yugi?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:40:11 AM
No.149855177
>>149855254
>>149855156
>Pokeball more advanced then kaiba tech
Lol lmao nice joke
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:40:54 AM
No.149855189
>>149855222
>>149855165
>like universal Dragonborn, universal Chosen Undead...yup
You chose maybe the worst example of a Death Battle to use for your seethe since they explicitly separated "the lore" from their actual feats where they only had Dragonborn at continental and CU at wall level
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:41:00 AM
No.149855191
>>149855237
>>149855164
Totally bro. Rampaging legendaries ((( let ))) you capture them. Did I mention the part where pokeballs also canonically suppress the power of the literal gods it can capture? Hence why Cyrus has to use red chains to bind Dialga and Palkia so he can use their powers properly?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:41:13 AM
No.149855197
>>149855176
If they can afford him, or he does it for free. Though LK has kind of fallen off in terms of relevancy I think. Not sure what kind of views his episodes get now.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:42:02 AM
No.149855214
>>149855129
Correction; PLA actually has Arceus basically gift the MC an avatar of itself as a reward and a means to view the world it has created through their eyes. It doesn't really get 'caught' so much as it decides to follow them to experience its creation firsthand. It could easily leave whenever it wanted.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:42:25 AM
No.149855219
>>149855234
pity win banner
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:42:37 AM
No.149855222
>>149855252
>>149855274
>>149855189
Oh yeah my dude they won't scale Ash to universal via Eternatus scaling, Necrozma scaling, Palkia scaling...yup yup Death Battle is a rational, down to earth, show with well-founded non-wanky research.
Get that clown makeup ready for when the episode comes out and both Ash and Yugi are put at multiversal.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:43:25 AM
No.149855234
>>149855260
>>149855219
Is it a pity win for banner if TOBA kills banner and meat puppets the body to victory?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:43:34 AM
No.149855237
>>149855191
>Rampaging legendaries ((( let ))) you capture them
Yes
>canonically suppress the power of the literal gods it can capture? Hence why Cyrus has to use red chains to bind Dialga and Palkia
Because the god intentionally nerfs itself, the Red Chain lets you assume total control and thus total power
Also shrinking reflex lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:43:36 AM
No.149855238
>>149855129
All of them are sub mountain level and shrink to get inside
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:44:29 AM
No.149855252
>>149855288
>>149855222
>niggaversal Yugi
VSBW doesn't even have Zorc that high, and they're the wankiest of wankers
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:44:32 AM
No.149855254
>>149855347
>>149855425
>>149855177
>A projector that can't even handle showing one (1) monster
or
>A ball that can capture the literal creator of the universe
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:44:43 AM
No.149855260
>>149855234
Yes, because that's an entirely separate character at that point.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 1:45:12 AM
No.149855269
>>149855129
>can catch Arceus
sure, buddy.
>Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Eternatus
Those pokemon? get choked by Regigigas. they'rrle nothing to worry about
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:45:25 AM
No.149855274
>>149855316
>>149855222
>Oh yeah my dude they won't scale Ash to universal via Eternatus scaling, Necrozma scaling, Palkia scaling
Yeah I don't think they will, they'll probably use that one rock hill feat or the one where Pikachu blasts a hole in the ceiling of a stadium, the same way they only put Joker at galactic or Doomslayer at continent
>Get that clown makeup ready
I'd suggest getting your blood pressure meds ready to control that seethe
Can someone PLEASE spare me some statements and chainscaling, Iβm too weak without them since my feats are trashβ¦ *passes out*
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:46:24 AM
No.149855288
>>149855305
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:46:32 AM
No.149855289
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:47:07 AM
No.149855295
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:47:15 AM
No.149855297
>>149855284
Enjoy your nap, Ash
pokemon's strongest creatures scale above yugioh's strongest creatures (going purely by feats)
but ash has less access to strong creatures than yugi
that about the gist of it?
>>149855288
I swear they just write shit sometimes, Horakhty is multiversal because it oneshot town level Zorc?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:48:18 AM
No.149855309
>>149855340
>>149855301
Not really, the highest feat in all of Pokemon is containing a tiny universe and Yubel's Super Polymerization is above it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:48:49 AM
No.149855316
>>149855348
>>149855274
Why are you so insistent on me seething? I'm not saying anything controversial or particularly argumentative. Death Battle wanks characters most of the time. Ash and Yugi have wanky arguments. Realistically speaking neither of us can be proven right until it actually comes out.
Regardless, get your clown makeup ready you little faggot. You're putting it on or you're going to help me put it on. Depends who's right.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:49:06 AM
No.149855319
>>149855488
>>149855301
Kind of. The gist of it is simply "Yugi's hax are unbeatable for Ash because none of his Pokemon can counter spells, traps, or Monster effects. This is a hard stomp"
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 1:49:35 AM
No.149855328
>>149855384
>>149855165
anon, I already mentioned Adult Yugi using magic in GX. stop agreeing with that retard
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:49:36 AM
No.149855329
>>149855301
Going purely by feats, Pokefags have yet to post anything above Ash throwing a tree level
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:50:25 AM
No.149855340
>>149855362
>>149855364
>>149855309
>Yubel's Super Polymerization
Right, Yugi's iconic move where he uses that move. Yugisissies need to rely on chain scaling to stand a chance against Ash.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:50:58 AM
No.149855347
>>149855374
>>149855389
>>149855254
>Creator of the universe
>Nearly died to a mentor
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:51:01 AM
No.149855348
>>149855438
>>149855316
>Why are you so insistent on me seething
>Regardless, get your clown makeup ready you little faggot
Hmm...
>Death Battle wanks characters most of the time
Yes, but very rarely to the maximum extent. Hence why I brought up Joker, Kratos and Doomslayer, characters that are put far higher on sites like VSBW than where Death Battle put them.
Even putting Ash consistently above wall level would already be wanking him, honestly
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:51:40 AM
No.149855358
Yugi won.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:51:59 AM
No.149855362
>>149855388
>>149855340
None of Ash's pokemon tank anything above building level without chain scaling
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:52:02 AM
No.149855364
>>149855340
>chain scaling
Ok show me Ash defeating universal Palkia
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:52:36 AM
No.149855374
>>149855389
>>149855347
Mega fug > Asissyrus
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:53:10 AM
No.149855384
>>149855656
>>149855305
It's 2-C because it's Yugi's most powerful monster and Yugi scales above Judai and Yubel, who stated Yugi has the greatest power they've ever felt. When Yubel stated they would merge and destroy all 12 dimensions.
>>149855328
And yet you still can't post any examples of Yugi using something like Magic Cylinder outside of the context of a duel. You just assume "His magic cards had a magic effect to send Judai to the past so that must mean he can use every card's magic outside of duels!" which is utter nonsense.
For starters, where is the Yugioh card that states "Send this person to the past until they have fought your past self."? That's right. Nowhere. So if Yugi can induce a magical effect like that why do you conflate it with the cards being used outside of the ritual duels they were made to be used in?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:53:33 AM
No.149855388
>>149855398
>>149855362
Ash and his Pokemon have feats. Yugi and his monsters unironically have no feats
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:53:36 AM
No.149855389
>>149855347
>>149855374
Don't forget Ultra Sissyozma also jobs to meteor and thus FugCHAD and DeoxyCHADS scales above both
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:54:29 AM
No.149855398
>>149855418
>>149855388
>Ash and his Pokemon have feats
Post them
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:55:28 AM
No.149855410
>>149855446
So is the Mewtwo movie canon and the ash being resistant to mind hax a retcon?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:55:49 AM
No.149855418
>>149855470
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 1:56:41 AM
No.149855425
>>149855254
holy shit. you are delusional.
holograms and cards are the equivalent of old egyptian magic (monster sealed in stones and monsters summoned from stones.)
duel links kaiba has access to everything you would capture
even if those monsters or characters died, he can just recreate them with their powers intact
>MY GUY IS GOING TO WIN BECAUSE HE CHAIN SCALES WITH CHARACTERS HE NEVER INTERACTED WITH AND HE COULD DESTROY A GORILLION MULTIVERSES IF HE REALLY WANTED TO
>HIS ACTUAL FEATS? UHHHH DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
Where have I heard this argument before
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:57:13 AM
No.149855433
>>149855439
STOP fucking calling me out on my WEAK companions! They scale to fucking MULTIVERSAL with MTFL-INFINITE speed because⦠they just do alright!? Please ignore all my ANTI-FEATS or ELSE!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:57:47 AM
No.149855438
>>149855524
>>149855348
>Hmm...
Are you just sensitive? It's a joke dude.
>Even putting Ash consistently above wall level would already be wanking him, honestly
If you want my honest take. I think Ash's pokemon are probably somewhere around Island-level at the most. Based off them being able to defeat legendaries like the Legendary Birds who could destroy islands. Mewtwo, who's best feat is causing planetary storms, is still too powerful for Ash to do anything against by Journeys. And causing a planet-wide storm is what? Country-level maybe?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:57:53 AM
No.149855439
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:57:53 AM
No.149855440
>>149855431
STOP IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:58:37 AM
No.149855446
>>149855493
>>149855410
It's inconsistent. In BW he resisted beheeyem mindcontrol but XY he got mindraped by malamar
>>149855431
Kratos won tho
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:59:13 AM
No.149855458
Ash, the new king of games.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:59:57 AM
No.149855470
>>149855489
>>149855418
Very funny, now post Ash's feats
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:00:09 AM
No.149855472
>>149855305
VSBW may be retarded, but that is a different key (used to represent different versions, or ealier/ distinct versions of the character).
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:01:41 AM
No.149855488
>>149855319
I would say protective moves would protect against spells traps etc,
there's also some abilities ash has that yugi wouldn't necessarily have direct counters against, sleep powder for example doesn't really have anything that explicitly would defend or counter it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:01:47 AM
No.149855489
>>149855470
Post Yugi holding something that's heavier than a duel disk.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:02:14 AM
No.149855493
>>149855500
>>149855553
>>149855446
>Kratos won tho
Exception because they needed money from Kratosfags.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:02:48 AM
No.149855500
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 2:02:48 AM
No.149855501
>>149855558
>>149855305
>a monster that can cause eclipses (The Sun is the literal God Ra and Zorc's weakness), stop time and reverse time while restricted to tabletop rules
>town level
Retard. Zorc could solo Pokemon, with the exception of true form Arceus because we just don't know what it does (unless you count leaks then Zorc stomps)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:03:01 AM
No.149855504
>>149855515
>>149855431
Surely it wouldn't happen a 3rd time right?
>>149855504
>Kyle
>Yugi
Who's the third guy now?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:03:56 AM
No.149855518
>>149855525
I'm looking for Ash feats? Where are they?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:04:48 AM
No.149855523
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:04:50 AM
No.149855524
>>149855438
Ash is wall level by his actual feats, man. Sometimes he manages to get as high as building tier, but that's uncommon and very usually done by his Megas or Z-Moves.
The birds don't destroy the islands by themselves, it's just that catching them and disrupting the balance of nature or whatever magically creates a storm that will destroy said islands. Also, wizard creating a storm with a spell can still be knocked out by Mike Tyson.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:04:52 AM
No.149855525
>>149855518
Ash himself or Ash's Pokemon?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:04:58 AM
No.149855528
>>149855621
>>149855004
Thatβs because it IS easy for Marvel caliber geniuses to do. They literally handle multiversal and higher dimensional shit all the time. Tony made an armor on par with a fucking celestial and Dr. Doom can outsmart fucking Beyonders and abstracts while Reed is even smarter than both of them. Banner is on the same tier as them has done retarded shit himself such as turning Doom into a literal moron and making a device that not even Tony, Reed or Dr. Strange knew how the fuck he did it. Anyone trying to tell you the dipwads in Singular Point are on par or, God forbid, smarter than the aforementioned are huffing hard on Copium.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:05:03 AM
No.149855530
>>149855515
Miles 'im totally herald tier' Morales aka Spin aka Peter darker
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:05:34 AM
No.149855535
>>149855542
>>149855543
I was promised Ash feats.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:05:51 AM
No.149855538
>>149855564
>>149855515
Sorry meant to say
>Kyle
>Ash
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:06:12 AM
No.149855542
>>149855535
Hey! I asked for Yugi feats first! Wait your turn.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:06:16 AM
No.149855543
>>149855560
>>149855535
You'll have to settle for Ash feets.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:06:45 AM
No.149855553
>>149855961
>>149855493
I'm pretty sure Kratos won because of Lorebrainrot instead of money. Imagine if pokemon sponsors DB or something lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:06:55 AM
No.149855557
Wait, where are the Ash feats? Did someone post them yet?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:06:59 AM
No.149855558
>>149855694
>>149855501
>Zorc could solo Pokemon
choice scarf imposter ditto beats him
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:07:06 AM
No.149855560
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:07:28 AM
No.149855564
>>149855581
>>149855538
Ash doesn't rely on chainscaling, Pokemon just has no feats at all apparently outside of
>Ash throwing a log
>Pikachu stopping a truck
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:07:40 AM
No.149855565
This win was promised to me 20000 years ago
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:08:38 AM
No.149855581
>>149855564
There's Pikachu destroying a rock formation.
Really, this is something I would genuine want an answer to because it could actually make the fight interesting
Does Yugi have anything that protects against pokemon status effects like sleep, freeze, confusion etc?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:09:51 AM
No.149855599
I'm going to raise a complaint. I was told I would see Ash feats.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:10:04 AM
No.149855601
>>149855628
>>149855640
There's also Ash somehow jumping high enough to get on Rocket's air balloon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:10:38 AM
No.149855605
Post anyone in Pokemon destroying a moon.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:11:01 AM
No.149855611
>>149855667
>>149855598
Card monsters cannot fall asleep, get frozen, poisoned, confused and so on.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:11:04 AM
No.149855612
>>149855598
See now this is an interesting argument. Technically no he doesn't
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:12:09 AM
No.149855621
>>149855668
>>149855678
>>149855528
>Thatβs because it IS easy for Marvel caliber geniuses to do.
Never in a combat relevant timeframe. Ever. It doesn't matter if Banner is smarter than the SP scientists - in fact, even if he WAS smarter, it wouldn't matter. Because it's not a matter of intellect alone, it's a matter of IT in its omniscience bothering to set things up for you so you win against Ultima for its own entertainment. The SP cast did not have the means to win and sbsolutely could not have if IT hadn't rigged everything in their favor from the very beginning, and even the technology they used to encode the equation was ultimately its handiwork as well. Banner could be smarter than the entire cast combined and he'd never figure out what the fuck the equation even is or that it even exists if IT doesn't want him to, and he wouldn't be able to put it into effect even if IT did decide to give him the Melody because he'd need to code an AI like Pelops, design the Orthogonal Diagonalizer, encode the Melody as the equation, have his Pelops-like deconstruct and analyze the equation recursively an arbitrary number of times, have it bootstrap loop itself from the future then have it come in to save his ass at the last minute by triggering the 13th phase of Archetype. All in an active combat scenario against an Ultima stacked with every other Godzilla's powers simultaneously. And that isn't happening - even in capeshit, their best scientists need room to breathe and time to operate.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:12:31 AM
No.149855625
>>149855655
>>149855598
Now that you brought this up, is there anything preventing Gengar from possessing Yugi?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:12:48 AM
No.149855628
>>149855674
>>149856124
>>149855601
There. Was it that difficult?
It seems like Ash is about rock hill level then.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:13:27 AM
No.149855640
>>149855601
PIKACHU NO DIFFS BLEACH?!?!?!?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:13:43 AM
No.149855646
cough cough...this is unbelievable...I only have a few minutes left...the doctor said if I could...if I could just see some of those...better Ash feats...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:14:19 AM
No.149855655
>>149855674
>>149855692
>>149855625
The millennium items offer resistance to soul manipulation. Not that ash would ever in think to have gengar do that
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 2:14:22 AM
No.149855656
>>149855384
>that must mean he can use every card's magic outside of duels!" which is utter nonsense.
considering the stuff gx characters (looking at Yubel that you mentioned) and 5D's characters do outside of duels, no. it is not.
why would Adult Yugi be the exception when in that age he is very well connected with Atem?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:14:26 AM
No.149855660
Shawdoe shouldve lost every match he had because hes a pathetic character
Alright. Time for some Yugi feats. I bet he has a lot of them!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:15:03 AM
No.149855667
>>149855611
sleep powder works on animate rocks among other things
there's nothing that says card monsters cannot fall asleep, because if you bring up the argument that they're just holograms then they can't actively hurt pokemon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:15:03 AM
No.149855668
>>149855731
>>149855621
>retard actually thinks Ultima is omniscient
Lmao.
>in a combat scenario
Itβs okay to admit you never read comics, nigger. Reed and Doom are famous for pulling shit out of their ass.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:15:19 AM
No.149855672
>>149856447
What's stopping me from no diffing you by pulling out a gun?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:15:38 AM
No.149855674
>>149855628
I'm not that anon you're arguing with thats saying shit like holograms
>>149855655
Ash can be smart when it comes to it. Like sleeptalk heracross
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:15:52 AM
No.149855678
>>149855702
>>149855769
>>149855621
It's literally as simple as
>scientists in singular point needed archetype to create time-warping supercomputers, and even then in series only information can be sent into the past and actual time travel is impossible
>marvel scientists can make time travel shit with ease without the need for higher-dimensional molecules
The novel confirms that all Jet Jaguar actually needed to do at the end was use the OD to get rid of enough archetype for it to still remove Godzilla. If you put a Marvel scientist in Singular Point it would be solved in a single episode because they have magic soft-science comic book intellect.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:17:02 AM
No.149855685
Shadow and the larger sonic the hedgehog franchise itself are terrible. Terrible and unappealing characters to anybody who isnt 12 years old. No wonder theyve lost all of their episodes kek.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:17:26 AM
No.149855692
>>149855732
>>149855655
Gengar could come up with it by himself, Ash's pokemon are a fair bit more independent of thought than Yugi's monsters
Also Ash is pretty smart about strategy in the later seasons while Yugi really isn't as big a tactician as people make it out, he wins mostly due to literal cheating
Kaiba is by far the better duelist of the 2, he just can't rely on drawing the exact card he needs
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 2:17:27 AM
No.149855694
>>149855558
>anon didn't understand why Exodia lost to Zorc
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:17:47 AM
No.149855697
>>149855686
Oh shoot. Sorry, I know it might be confused but I'm asking for Yugi's feats. Not Kaiba's.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:18:12 AM
No.149855702
>>149855712
>>149855678
Isn't JJ a significantly faster thinker than any Marvel scientist?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:18:54 AM
No.149855708
>>149855749
>>149855686
wasn't that in a VR simulator?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:18:59 AM
No.149855710
>>149855686
Seeing as Yugi has the same hard light tech as Kaiba in his duel disk (and later on he gets a Post GJ era duel disk which we see can project monsters into space) he can do this
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:19:02 AM
No.149855711
Funny how Gokek would lose to both Ash and Yugi
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:19:03 AM
No.149855712
>>149855721
>>149855702
Amadeus Cho's power is that he can do infinite quantum calculations in his head which let him calculate the Chaos King consuming the multiverse in Chaos War.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:19:07 AM
No.149855713
>>149855751
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:19:42 AM
No.149855721
>>149855853
>>149855712
JJ can do the same, but instantly
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:20:03 AM
No.149855728
>>149855740
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:20:06 AM
No.149855731
>>149855668
>Lmao.
I said IT was omniscient - not Ultima. And yes, it was directly stated to be such by a writer for the series.
>Itβs okay to admit you never read comics, nigger. Reed and Doom are famous for pulling shit out of their ass.
If they could do so literally instantly then this would be relevant. But this has never happened. If this were the case, 99% of events would never have happened.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:20:11 AM
No.149855732
>>149855782
>>149855692
I'll take your word on Gengar's int stat as I didn't watch that era of pokemon.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:20:58 AM
No.149855740
>>149855762
>>149855728
Right, Blue-Eyes. Yugi's favorite card he uses all the time.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:21:24 AM
No.149855749
>>149855819
>>149855708
Yes however we see in GX era that kaiba corp duel disks capable of projecting monsters into space
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:21:32 AM
No.149855751
>>149855713
wait hold on, you can defeat egyptian gods by reflecting their attacks back at them?
does that mean team rocket defeats them?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:21:35 AM
No.149855752
>>149855790
>Boomstick: Looks like Bruce was Ultima-tely the victor
>Wiz: THE WINNER IS THE HULK
>Next time oooon Death Battle!
>I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
>YOUR MOVE YOUR MOVE YOUR MOVE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:22:13 AM
No.149855762
>>149855740
Seems fair to me to use the monster Yugi beats all the time
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:22:51 AM
No.149855769
>>149855824
>>149855678
>scientists in singular point needed archetype to create time-warping supercomputers, and even then in series only information can be sent into the past and actual time travel is impossible
IT perceives all of space-time across all existence simultaneously and can alter things whenever it chooses, so I don't see why this matters. Time travel was not what stopped Ultima.
>marvel scientists can make time travel shit with ease without the need for higher-dimensional molecules
Good, but that doesn't help them because without the Melody, they cannot construct the equation needed to banish Ultima to begin with. Which is an immediate loss.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:23:42 AM
No.149855782
>>149855813
>>149855732
he was capable of figuring out soul manipulation for himself and actively bailed out Ash with it a couple of times
this is pretty consistent with other depictions of that evolution line, as far as gen 1 where you had a ghastly outsmart the trio and later a ghastly, haunter and gengar trio have fun with Ash by separating his soul from his body, the haunter even followed Ash along and out of his own free will managed to figure out how to defeat Sabrina
the ghosts are consistently depicted as being smart, if mischievous
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:24:05 AM
No.149855790
>>149855850
>>149855752
I wish but it's probably ruby vs maka. Also this discussion is relatively chill. I'm surprised no one made a cuckpost for either Ash or Yugi, like the long ones featuring reidi
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:24:20 AM
No.149855796
>>149855804
>>149855747
He doesn't look that tall. So you're telling me the Giant Soldier of Stone's sword extends 238900 miles?! That's crazy! I can't believe he destroyed the actual moon and not a large (projected) boulder above them.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:24:55 AM
No.149855804
>>149855820
>>149855796
>The dk moon feat
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:25:09 AM
No.149855813
>>149855782
>he was capable of figuring out soul manipulation for himself and actively bailed out Ash with it a couple of times
Such as?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:25:21 AM
No.149855816
So the argument is that the marvel scientists CAN solve the equation but without the events that allowed for the equation to exist in the first place (caused by IT) it wouldn't matter?
>>149855749
even if that's true then it's best you post actual feats because posting VR feats is disingenuous at best
also if it's purely the duel disks that do it, doesn't that give Yugi a glaringly obvious weak point, they've been shown to be tough but not on the level of standing up against mountain level attacks
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:25:54 AM
No.149855820
>>149855804
Even that's being generous
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:26:17 AM
No.149855824
>>149855837
>>149855876
>>149855769
>Time travel was not what stopped Ultima.
Time travel is what let the super calculator calculate at infinite speed to find the right code for the orthogonal diagonalizer. You're getting confused by a basic bootstrap paradox, all the song is is
>Pelops 3 tries calculating the OD's code
>Realizes there's no code that will banish all archetype
>Changes parameters to only get rid of most archetype and finds the code for that
>Singularity was about to happen so it needs to send the code back in time as information so it will pop back up in the present day, which is the song
If you're just a super genius who can figure out the code in your head via comic book intellect none of this is remotely necessary.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:26:44 AM
No.149855829
>>149855819
I'm not the one who posted the clip
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:26:50 AM
No.149855831
>>149855846
>>149855861
>>149855819
>because posting VR feats is disingenuous at best
Why?
I have no idea why Yugi is being so hyper-analyzed for his monsters being holograms or doing shit in a virtual world. Was Joker only limited to the feats he does in the real world and not the Metaverse against Giorno?
>level of standing up against mountain level attacks
And where are the mountain level attacks in Pokemon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:27:18 AM
No.149855837
>>149855858
>>149855824
>Changes [HEADCANON]
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:28:21 AM
No.149855846
>>149855831
It's because Joker is a literal highschooler with no powers while Yugi actually has some cool tricks in the "real" world
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:28:30 AM
No.149855850
>>149855790
I imagine it'll come during the waiting period
I can already imagine all the "Yugi is going to steal Serena and Misty while fucking Ash's mom in front of his charred corpse" posts
Or the "Tea became a dancer so she can be Ash's personal stripper after he has Pikachu fry Yugi to a crisp" posts
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:28:45 AM
No.149855853
>>149855721
Why do you keep lying, zillanigger?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:29:06 AM
No.149855858
>>149855880
>>149855904
>>149855837
>One option, though it was the one I most wanted to avoid, was to use the Orthogonal Diagonalizer that had fallen into the hands of YΕ« Arikawa to create a new βmachine assembled from archetypesβ from the thick red dust that had gathered around Godzilla.
>As for where those parameters came from, they were also embedded in the βsong.β Having realized that it was impossible to eliminate the archetype, Perro 2 attempted to defeat Godzilla by βenhancingβ JJ.
>In other words, it was a plan to settle the battle through physical combat rather than super-chemical means, which was somewhat outside my style. However, if it were possible to defeat the singularity through physical combat, my workload would undoubtedly be reduced, and I would have the opportunity to destroy the singularity myself.
>One reason is that I might not need to search for the parameters to decompose all the archetype molecules. Because my origin is code, I have a rigid nature that insists on providing a precise answer to a precise specification.
>However, if those conditions can be relaxed...
>The goal is to temporarily remove the singularity from this universe, not to completely erase all archetypes. If it is acceptable to leave behind a trace of the blue-green history rather than the red dust, the candidates for parameters that meet the conditions would expand.
>Even if some archetypes remain in this world, once the singularity is separated from this dimension, the production of new archetypes will become difficult. Archetypes will gradually decompose, mix with the molecules of this world, and break down into miraculous molecules that are difficult to detect. By the time radioactive atoms reach their half-life, their numbers will have decreased by half.
Anon, I...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:29:26 AM
No.149855861
>>149855896
>>149856081
>>149855831
Wait are you for real, are you saying VR feats should count?
It's not the real world anon, it's a VR simulation
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:30:12 AM
No.149855876
>>149855953
>>149855824
>Time travel is what let the super calculator calculate at infinite speed to find the right code for the orthogonal diagonalizer.
Which would not have been possible without SHIVA and the Melody. Again, you are not getting that if the Melody is not present then nothing else can follow.
>You're getting confused by a basic bootstrap paradox
You're insisting on this, but I'm well aware of what happened during the series. You are the one ignoring a crux of why things even happened the way that they did to insist upon a false narrative backdrop.
>Changes parameters to only get rid of most archetype and finds the code for that
That is not what happened at all and you would know this if you had actually watched the series or read the novel.
>If you're just a super genius who can figure out the code in your head via comic book intellect none of this is remotely necessary.
A comic book genius would still need SHIVA (impossible unless IT has let a previous instance of Ultima die) or the Melody (impossible without SHIVA) in order to even begin to construct the equation. If neither are present, it cannot happen.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:30:15 AM
No.149855878
KINGtos solos.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:30:18 AM
No.149855880
>>149855858
The headcanon is "Anyone could beat Godzilla if only they realized you need to get rid of SOME of the dust instead of ALL of it"
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:31:05 AM
No.149855889
>>149856174
>>149856246
Someone make the new thread NOW.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:31:18 AM
No.149855896
>>149855907
>>149855994
>>149855861
Wait are you for real, are you saying Metaverse feats should count?
It's not the real world anon, it's someone's Mind Palace
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:32:13 AM
No.149855904
>>149855953
>>149855858
>As for where those parameters came from, they were also embedded in the βsong.β
This is the part you're ignoring. EVERYTHING Pelops did required the Melody, including developing the code for the 13th phase of Archetype. He wouldn't have even been able to develop the conclusion that he did if not for the Melody existing.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:32:19 AM
No.149855907
>>149855918
>>149855896
It worked for Persona Joker.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:33:17 AM
No.149855918
>>149855935
>>149855907
So it should work for Yugi
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:35:23 AM
No.149855935
>>149855918
The difference was someone could get hurt and or die in the metaverse. Nobody is dying to a hologram.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:35:52 AM
No.149855941
>>149855947
TICK TOCK ULTIMA FRAUDCHECK SOON
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:36:32 AM
No.149855947
>>149855964
>>149856083
>>149855941
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK BEN WANTS TO DEVOTE A WHOLE DBC TO
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:36:44 AM
No.149855949
TICK TOCK TOBA FRAUDCHECK SOON
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:37:05 AM
No.149855953
>>149856013
>>149855876
This is all just ignoring the basic obvious fact that the scientists in Singular Point are basically real life scientists who only had real life resources. They needed archetype to invent archetype, they needed SHIVA to use time travel and solve problems at infinite speed, since time travel in series can only send information into the past they needed the melody to get information at the right time in the finale.
Absolutely none of this applies to another fictional universe with laxer rules where characters can just invent time travel freely, or make dimension warping tech, or reach higher dimensions, or manipulate space-time, or blend alternate timelines. The only thing that matters at the point is if they can replicate the conclusion, not the steps taken to get there. It would be like if I said "in the Boys they needed a worldwide super virus to kill Homelander, it's impossible to beat him otherwise".
>>149855904
Because it's a bootstrap paradox. That part is referring to the parameters to enhance JJ, which Pelops 3 says were found by Pelops 2 and then sent back into the past (and where Pelops 3 also suggests it's possible to just physically beat Godzilla). The section about the relaxed parameters comes afterwards. If you can just figure out the code and parameters instantly before any of this then it doesn't matter.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:37:52 AM
No.149855961
>>149855553
It was both. Though they knew the dissonance was also inexcusable so the simultaneously tried to shill hard for an extremely niche IP and give it the first in ep alt ending ever because they knew anyone with two functioning eyeballs would see both and find Kratos winning laughable. The ep was an absolute mess on all fronts which sort of makes it funny that the people who wanted it wasted money on it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:38:17 AM
No.149855964
>>149855977
>>149855947
>an entire hour of Ultima getting deboonked
Imagine all the zillafags who have put Shitgular Pooint on a pedestal because it's the only thing that lets them win even though they all hate it and Ben CHADDer smacks them all down
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:39:09 AM
No.149855977
>>149855983
>>149855964
What's there to debunk? The novelization is right there.
>B-But the translation
Just MTL it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:39:58 AM
No.149855983
>>149855999
>>149855977
>expecting kaijutards to be literate
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:40:07 AM
No.149855987
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:40:09 AM
No.149855988
>>149856036
>>149856090
>DEATH BATTLE WONβT USE OTOKO SIMON BECAUSE ITβS NOT TRANSLATED!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 2:40:25 AM
No.149855991
>>149856028
>>149855598
let's see pegasus duel
>Toon World grants monsters the toon status. Yugi used a card that allowing to use Pegasus antispell card to destroy and negate Toon World
So Yugi can negate Fields that grabts status and stuff
>Thousand-Eyes Restrict super paralizes all monsters with its eye (and can absorb monsters with his "mouth") When Pegasus targeted Magician of Black Chaos for the absorption, Yugi used "multiply" on kuriboh and kuriboh took the effect. they exploded blinding Restrict and ending the paralysis.
if unrestricted by duel rules, Yugi could pull an Ash and get rid of certain effects manually.
Yugi could also use Kuriboh to counter the moves and make Ash's pokemon blind
this is just an example of rpg. different duel rules cause different interactions
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:40:50 AM
No.149855994
>>149856008
>>149856014
>>149855896
Yugi has no way of putting Ash in VR but nice try
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:41:15 AM
No.149855999
>>149856042
>>149855983
More literate than comicfags, at least
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:42:15 AM
No.149856008
>>149856047
>>149855994
why does he need to
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:42:55 AM
No.149856013
>>149856058
>>149855953
>This is all just ignoring the basic obvious fact that the scientists in Singular Point are basically real life scientists who only had real life resources.
They really aren't. They might not be capeshit-tier wizards pretending to be scientists, but all the shit they pull off frequently is beyond any actual real world scientist. They break fields that are purely hypothetical in our own world and develop technology we can only dream of as actual physical applications.
>They needed archetype to invent archetype, they needed SHIVA to use time travel and solve problems at infinite speed, since time travel in series can only send information into the past they needed the melody to get information at the right time in the finale.
They needed those things purely because IT let them. That's what you're missing. They knew what they needed to know and had the means to achieve it purely because everything was handed to them from the start to ensure their win.
>Absolutely none of this applies to another fictional universe with laxer rules where characters can just invent time travel freely, or make dimension warping tech, or reach higher dimensions, or manipulate space-time, or blend alternate timelines.
Which doesn't really matter if the Melody isn't a thing, since without it, creating the equation to banish Ultima is a non-starter. They could be the smartest motherfucker in all existence and it wouldn't matter if IT has not placed the Melody for them to use first.
>If you can just figure out the code and parameters instantly before any of this then it doesn't matter.
Figuring out the code and parameters requires the Melody which requires SHIVA which in turn requires that IT has an instance of Ultima die before the match even starts.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 2:43:00 AM
No.149856014
>>149855994
Atem could just snatch Ash away and put him in Duel Links
actually that would be good. Ash loses but doesn't suffer a gruesome death
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:44:46 AM
No.149856028
>>149856225
>>149856225
>>149855991
oh yeh he can negate field effects with the right cards but pokemon field effects are things like electric terrain and such
thousand eyes restrict also works a fair bit different from pokemon paralysis, in that TER's paralysis effect is only active while he's on the field, while the paralyzed status condition remains active even if the pokemon that caused it is knocked out
he could get rid of it with creativity eventually, which is why the battle would be interesting, but was just wondering if Yugi had anything that specifically negated it, because confusion or sleep would genuinely be a pretty good way for Ash to mess with god cards
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 2:45:08 AM
No.149856034
>>149856093
>>149855819
>because posting VR feats is disingenuous
As noted by Zorc, dueling is just a modern version of egyptian spirit battles. they absolutely scale, duelists just need to pour soul/psychic/momentum energy.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:45:09 AM
No.149856036
>>149855988
Hey I've seen this before
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:45:32 AM
No.149856042
>>149856075
>>149855999
Nah, comicfags at least have to read text bubbles
Kaijufags just giggle and coo and shit their diapers when the big scrimblo lizard does his funny dropkick move
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:45:46 AM
No.149856047
>>149856061
>>149856008
because VR effects only work while in VR
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:46:26 AM
No.149856058
>>149856137
>>149856013
>They break fields that are purely hypothetical in our own world and develop technology we can only dream of as actual physical applications.
Because they were given dimension-warping molecules which can allow for practical closed-time curves.
>They needed those things purely because IT let them. That's what you're missing. They knew what they needed to know and had the means to achieve it purely because everything was handed to them from the start to ensure their win.
Which doesn't matter if you just get all of it on your own like a Marvel scientist can
>since without it, creating the equation to banish Ultima is a non-starter
No evidence for this, it was needed in the show because that's how time travel works in it. Information is the only thing that can be sent into the past which allowed for the song to hold the code the entire time.
This is literally just a rephrased "Ganon can only be killed with holy weapons in Zelda so he's invincible if you don't have holy weapons"
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:46:40 AM
No.149856061
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:47:53 AM
No.149856075
>>149856101
>>149856194
>>149856042
Post one comic book movie more intellectual than even 1954 Godzilla
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:48:10 AM
No.149856081
>>149856114
>>149855861
NTA but didn't they already sort of do this before with Joker in Mementos or giving Bill a "feat" based entirely off an imaginary thing
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:48:22 AM
No.149856083
>>149855947
>he thinks Ben won't geek out over Bruce GODnner being Hulk's wincon against SHITima
Lmao.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:49:22 AM
No.149856090
>>149856100
>>149855988
Otoko was translated by someone outside of their team for them, btw. And it's like, an hour long. The SP novel is over 400 pages.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:49:40 AM
No.149856093
>>149856276
>>149856034
that's fancy and what not but VR is a simulation
it's on the level of having dream abilities affect the real world
But if we're really going this way
Rotomdex takes over Yugi's duel disk and uses all it's VR powers against him
Is this genuinely the level of discourse you want happening?
Because genuinely, what does Yugi have that can stop rotomdex from doing that, and getting full control over all the monster abilities if we allow VR effects to work?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:50:13 AM
No.149856098
>>149856131
I like how the argument for Bruce is that comic book scientists are so poorly written that they act more like wizards
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:50:17 AM
No.149856099
>>149856121
>>149856259
Just read a CAS superman vs WoD mage thread on powerscaling, shit was funny. WoD mages are fucking bullshit.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:50:23 AM
No.149856100
>>149856147
>>149856090
I'm pretty sure someone did the math and determined paying for a decent translation of the Singular Point novel would cost more than the episode's entire budget.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:50:42 AM
No.149856101
>>149856075
movies are inherently lesser as a medium
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:51:18 AM
No.149856114
>>149856146
>>149856081
they don't allow dream world feats for anyone else though
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:51:40 AM
No.149856117
>>149856125
>>149855664
YuGODS have generously posted feats in the past few threads. You'll have to look for them yourself though, we can't do all the work.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:52:11 AM
No.149856121
>>149856099
WoD powerfag autism is fun to listen to
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:52:24 AM
No.149856124
>>149855628
That at the very least is building level, maybe city block if you think he vaporized some portion of it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:52:32 AM
No.149856125
>>149856158
>>149856117
You mean Chainscaling of other characters and holograms?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:52:59 AM
No.149856131
>>149856098
It's just this image basically. Sherlock would beat Anton in a VS match because he'd hum the specific frequency to disable his heart.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:53:25 AM
No.149856137
>>149856175
>>149856058
>Because they were given dimension-warping molecules which can allow for practical closed-time curves.
They still needed the know-how to immediately put that shit into effect in the couple of weeks before the Calamity was due to happen, which isn't possible for real world scientists.
>Which doesn't matter if you just get all of it on your own like a Marvel scientist can
No, because the Melody is specifically an IT-thing. Marvel scientists cannot pull that out of nothing because it requires IT itself to produce it. Even in their own comics, Marvel scientists do not instantly and immediately produce results like you are insinuating. They need time and resources, and the critical resource to let Banner win here does not exist at all unless IT literally gives it to him.
>No evidence for this, it was needed in the show because that's how time travel works in it.
No, it was needed in the show because it was the only way to banish Ultima for good or at least, for a lengthy period of time. Time travel had nothing to do with it beyond allowing Pelops to make infinite calculations in a recursive loop over finite time.
The entire Pokemon verse
8/14/2025, 2:53:38 AM
No.149856140
>>149855747
NOOOOOOOO I CANβT DESTROY A MOON FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:54:07 AM
No.149856144
>>149855747
I miss the D&D bullshit of Duelist Kingdom
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:54:10 AM
No.149856146
>>149856114
king vegeta's 'multi planet bust' literally didn't even exist, it was just some weird schizo delusion
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:54:14 AM
No.149856147
>>149856100
>chatgpt calculations
LOL zillatards are insane if they think DB paid this much for an entire novel to be translated and then sat down and had their whole team read the fucking thing.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:54:25 AM
No.149856150
>>149856157
I'm back. Did I miss the Ash feats?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:55:06 AM
No.149856157
>>149856161
>>149856150
yes, you haven't missed the Yugi feats though, stick around for when they come
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:55:18 AM
No.149856158
>>149856125
>chainscaling
No, that's what Ashfags tried to do several months ago before they realized Yugi outscaled them.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:55:40 AM
No.149856161
>>149856157
Nope, but you got here just in time to see CHADgiβs feats.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:56:18 AM
No.149856174
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:56:24 AM
No.149856175
>>149856212
>>149856137
I don't know how else to explain to you that if in one series you need to be given molecules which warp time to invent time-travel computers and in another series you can just invent better time travel freely without a problem, characters from the second series don't need the molecules to make time travel in a vs match. This applies for everything discussed, including the song.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:56:39 AM
No.149856180
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:58:10 AM
No.149856194
>>149856075
Oh hush, 54 represents the bleakness of that time period perfectly but it's message is the most barebones shit you could ever give to anyone, especially post-WW2 Japan
>don't play around with nukes like a god damn psychopath
Revolutionary, I bet the people that actually lived through the atrocities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki didn't even think of that before the film came out, smartass.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:00:07 AM
No.149856212
>>149856253
>>149856175
>I don't know how else to explain to you that if in one series you need to be given molecules which warp time to invent time-travel computers and in another series you can just invent better time travel freely without a problem, characters from the second series don't need the molecules to make time travel in a vs match.
Like I've said, the time travel really does not matter. IT and Ultima itself both violate the time travel ruels you insist are so hardset. What matters is whether or not IT has provided the Melody intentionally because it wants to observe what happens. If this has not occurred, then it doesn't matter how much time travel bullshit you pull off because the answer to the problem literally does not and cannot exist.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 3:00:39 AM
No.149856225
>>149856028
>Yugi had anything that specifically negated it
okay this is an issue. not because it makes pokemon/yugioh weaker or stronger but because the rules are seemingly different and trying to rationale them is annoying.
cards forget any status effects (having their effects negated is the most common) if they are flip facedown then faceup or if they leave the field and immediately return. this is like the total opposite of how pokemon treats status effects
>>149856028
>because confusion or sleep would genuinely be a pretty good way for Ash to mess with god cards
yeah but again, it would only affect them for one turn.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:01:55 AM
No.149856246
>>149856287
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:02:16 AM
No.149856253
>>149856212
NTA but man you're being really obtuse
Yes, the solution to the problem does not exist in a world with mostly real world technology and 'normal' scientists, this is not and should not be the case for literally every universe ever
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:03:11 AM
No.149856259
>>149856099
Kek. Link it mang.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/14/2025, 3:04:50 AM
No.149856276
>>149856093
>Rotomdex takes over Yugi's duel disk
no pokemon could ever take over DSoD's Duel Disks. those disks already resisted universal erasure.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:05:41 AM
No.149856287
>>149856246
>Late
>Making another
RetardSLOWtos...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:15:35 AM
No.149856420
>>149855090
Ash died to a chandelier.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:17:41 AM
No.149856447
>>149855672
Me kicking you in the balls faster than you can draw, undo the safety and fire.