Thread 150012080

The ultimate winner edition

>>150012080 (OP)
RECAP:
>Ben hyped up Ultima and wanted it in
>World Breaker Hulk coming out early
>animation was delayed because they're doing something complicated that hasn't been done before
>Swan wants Godzilla to win, so he's getting swanked to highest degree possible
>Ben's tweet
>The guest researchers are all Godzilla fans
>Kirbonic Pikmin is involved
>No Bruce Banner VA

RECAP
>Ben hyped up Ultima and wanted it in
>World Breaker Hulk coming out early
>animation was delayed because they're doing something complicated that hasn't been done before
>Swan wants Godzilla to win, so he's getting swanked to highest degree possible
>Ben's tweet
>The guest researchers are all Godzilla fans
>Kirbonic "Funded Otoko's translation out of his own pocket" Pikmin is involved
>No Bruce Banner VA

WHAT THE
>>150012086
>>150012087

>>150012087
>>150012086
>the exact same second
HIVEMIND

>Hive mind in the first two posts down to the exact second
IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

>>150012098
>>150012099
>the exact same second
HIVEMIND

Hulk will win. Simple as.

>>150012080 (OP)
Zilla already won

Tomorrow...

GAMERA RAPES AND OBLITERATES BOTH!

I actually thought the animation for Mei vs Banner was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Banner losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Mei to take little damage. It also put Mei in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Banner, and let Mei show how far she had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as her. She wasn't just fighting Banner, she was TEACHING Banner. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Mei would take the lessons she learned and help someone who was just like her.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Mei reunite with Yun, but it feels weird to have her just stand there and take that clap.

I haven't read Banner’s comics though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a youtube video summary!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big Kaiju fan I thought they did Mei justice and from what I saw they treated Banner with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten a tweet made just for them?

the fight will end with this shot except with TOBA and IT (represented by 1954 Godzilla)

I know it's early, but fuck it. We fucking won Gojichads.

>>150012170
Even if Goji loses the fight, I enjoyed the lead up and watching Hulkfags utterly lose it for two weeks.

>>150012080 (OP)
>>150012136
>>150012170
you can't manifest a jinxing by pretending to be the opponent

>>150012080 (OP)
Tell me who wins these match ups

>>150012194
Simon
Hulk
Doomsday
Kratos
Flash
Bowser
Doom
Spawn
Batman
Broly

>>150012194
simon
easily

>>150012194

Superman (without braindead argumentation)
Hulk
Doomsday
WW
Thor
Thanos
Doom
Darkseid
The only hard matchup, but if we are just using basic typical gear then I would say Deadpool since Batman doesn't have a way to put him down
Hal

>>150012194
>Simon vs Superman
Simon.

>Goku vs Hulk
Probably Hulk going off the scaling they've given him recently.

>Asura vs Doomsday
Doomsday.

>Kratos vs WW
Wondie.

>Thor vs Flash
Flash.

>Thanos vs Bowser
Thanos.

>Doctor Doom vs Eggman
Doom if they give him everything he's ever had.

>Darkseid vs Spawn(?)
Darkseid.

>Deadpool vs Batman
Deadpool.

>Hal vs Broly
Hal.

>>150012194
Godzilla solos

>>150012194
>Hulk rape matchup vs Kekarot

>>150012080 (OP)
>Kicks off the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Why did he do it?

>>150012194
Superman
Goku
Asura
Wonder Woman
Thor
Thanos
Doom
Darkseid
Batman
Hal

>>150012194
Superman
Goku
Doomsday
Wonder Woman
Thor
Thanos
Dood
Spawn
Batman
Hal if DOGly, CONGOLY if Zly

>>150012233
Fuckin around

>>150012141
*Gamora

>>150012194
Simon, Hulk, Asura, Diana, Thor, Thanos, Doom, Darkseid, Batman, Broly

>>150012194
Kratos negs

>>150012194
Superman.
Goku.
Doomsday.
Wonder Woman’s God Killing Sword + Speedforce speed scaling = She no-diffs Kratos.
Flash.
Thanos.
Doom.
Darkseid.
Deadpool.
Hal.

>>150012233
Technically it was Batman who kicked it off by trying to attack Godzilla

>>150012233
BatGOS!!!!!!!!!

>>150012087
Hulk better lock the fuck in

>>150012194
Simon in reality, Supes for DB
Tie where they both lose
Doomsday
Kratos
Wally
Bowser
Doom
Spawn
Deadpool
Hal

>>150012194
Simon
Goku
Asura
The audience
The audience
Bowser
Eggman
The audience
The audience
Broly

I think Death Battle SUCKS!

>>150012194
Simon
Hulk
Asura or tie if Asura repeatedly killing Doomsday over and over again doesn't count
WW
Thor
Bowser
Doom
Spawn
Batman
Hal Jordan

>research team full of Godzillafags
Bring it.

>>150012268
>BatGOS' bike > Metal Sonic = the entire Sonicverse
>BatGOS' car > basketball scaling >>>>>>>>>>> fiction
why is he so strong?

>>150012211
>>150012227
>>150012230
>>150012236
>>150012245
>>150012256
>>150012273
>>150012275
>>150012279
Thanks, but I have some questions.
>Why Thor over Flash?
>Can Dr. Doom even handle Sonic level speedsters?
>Does Spawn really beat Darkseid? Is it a shitstomp?

HULK NEED SAY SOMETHING
HULK IS NOW WOMAN
HULK AM NOW VALID AND REAL FEMALE
LIZARD USE POWERS TO REMOVE HULK MICROPENIS
HULK SHE/HER AND NAME IS NOW HULKINA

>>150012320
Nuff said.

>>150012320
Rune King and what have you since that Flash is Barry who doesn't get all the wacky Wally stuff
Yeah
Hax and shit with his strongest form

>>150012194
Simon normally, Simon for DB's logic
Goku normally, Hulk for DB's logic
Asura normally, probably Doomsday for DB's logic
Wonder Woman normally, maybe Wonder Woman with DB's logic, I wonder who would be wanked the hardest
I'm guessing Thor normally and with DB wank
No clue, no idea who gets wanked the hardest
No clue.
Probably Spawn for both
Batman wins both with batwank
Broly normally, Green Lantern with DB wank.

Simon
Hulk
Tie
Wonder Woman (Cosmic DC scaling go brrr)
Thor Slowdinson
Assuming full load outs, Bowser's stars would each be equivalent to the IG by DB's description (and without the limitation of single universe use case).
Dr. Doom has the same win reason as Bowser against Ivo.
Darkseid
Deadpool has a stronger load out
If Comp Broly then Broly, if not then Hal

>>150012320
>>Why Thor over Flash?
Rune King
>>Can Dr. Doom even handle Sonic level speedsters?
With literally everything he could possibly have, yeah. With his normal stuff, no.
>>Does Spawn really beat Darkseid? Is it a shitstomp?
FRAUDseid only takes Ls.

>>150012302
>hulk vs doomsday should have been a stalemate at worst
>hulk loses
>hulk vs broly should have been a no diff win for hulk
>hulk loses
>hulk vs godzilla looks like it's going to be a full blown humiliation ritual for hulk
>hulk wins

>>150012320
I'll give my take

>why Thor over Flash
Flash is way too big of a glass canon, unlike his former opponent (Sonic) Thor can take basically anything he can throw at him and if he lands 1 hit he just folds him

>Can Doom handle Sonic-level speedsters
His suit can probably tank anything Sonic can do, and by then he'll figure a way out of it.

>Darkseid
The moment he stops fucking around and brings out his true form it insta-ends like his matchup with Thanos

>>150012371
>stalemate
This was before the Green Door came along

>>150012194
Tie
Hulk
Doomsday
WW
Flash
Thanos
Doom
Darkseid
DP
Hal

>>150012340
The signs are wrong.

>>150012391
your race is wrong

>>150012395
Your genes are wrong

>>150012391
Nah you are!

>>150012405
no they're actually correct

How much money do you think Kirbonic Pikmin spent to get the entirety of Singularity Point's novel translated?

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>150012427
Doombros…

>>150012414
Then why can't you breathe in space

>>150012417
Idk but it’s all worth it to kill hulk again.

>>150012417
0
Even being generous, the price of a ChatGPT subscription

if they ever do this matchup then they need to give Batman Robin as standard equipment, it may not be fair but he's going up against a mech and it'd be funny

>>150012194
Why the fuck is everyone saying Simon stop this shitty fucking agenda "muh indomitable human spirit" reddit meme ofc he can beat Kyle who is a literal fucking who but he is not beating GODperman i fucking hate reddit lagann so much
>literally scales above the concept of cardinality and the ideation of ‘scale’ or ‘size’ of a set in a manner analogous to a dialectical manner of historical idealism
>can one-shot and overcome barriers consisting of cabalistic aggregations of all possible hyper-temporal modes in any possible relativistic worldline
>is a narrative exemplification of total transdual ‘being’, ‘being’ beyond the negative and positive juxtaposition that is story and non-story
>can tank entire metaverses worth of narrative material being shot at him, with any metaphysical ‘amount’ of this material being able to reset Type 4 Metaverses beyond any set theoretic axiomatic framework
>Metaverses themselves transcend infinite Type 3 Multiverses infinitely, consisting of axioms that are completely contradictory in reality, leading to infinite principle of explosion type events where 0 = 1, which blows past any ‘type’ of infinity or Multiverse (including Tegmark's Type 4)
>Is the manifestation beyond a type-omega-bit consciousness, is the post-Hegelian idea of an ‘Ubermensch’ in the most Gnostic and anti-Hylic mode of existence; is capable of breaking through ‘the end of history’ as a reification of all goodness in any type of human collective consciousness or unconsciousness

>>150012384
>tie
explain w/o the supes cock in your mouth

>>150012441
Ross...

>>150012453
>actual Superfag meltdown
Hilarious.

Could Hulk smash Goji-chan or would he die by snoo snoo?

>>150012457
>homosexual fantasies

>>150012465
Goji-chan would only marry a highly intelligent man.

Superman unironically kills Simon.
>B-buh
He kills Simon, I've been doing this longer than you.

>>150012453
>all that just to lose to a simple driller
I don't make the rules, he just drills through them

Here's what's gonna happen
>Hulk rundown
>Banner goes unmentioned
>Thread goes nuts
>Godzilla rundown
>They give the last two to three minutes solely for Ultima after breezing through IDW, Heisei, etc feats
>Thread is freaking out
>Fight starts
>Godzilla steps on Hulk only for Hulk to repel him away
>Godzilla fires his first atomic blast and Hulk goes World Breaker like we saw in the preview
>Cue the big city busting explosion we saw and what happens afterwards
>Minus One Goji regenerates into Ultima
>Red mist everywhere
>Hulk actually beats the Avatar
>Timeline fuckery or whatever Ben hypes up happens
>Hulk loses
>Wiz: Sorry Hulk fans I know you wanted a win and all but...
>Thread goes apeshit, these threads get sent to /trash/, and Otto gets a visit from ICE

>>150012474
Bannerbros… we aren’t good enough for her…

>>150012453
wait doesn't Superman have basketball scaling? just say that you tard

I've unironically successfully doxxed five of you.

Watch this, he's going to pull out the exact same copypastas from 2 months ago making fun of the exact same plot point/obscure detail hidden in the background.

>>150012194
Simon
Goku normally, hulk with marvel shit
Asura
Wonder, duh
Uh....
Thanos
Doom
Spawn
Deadpool, fuck batman
No

>>150012457
>>150012464
>>150012478
>No arguement
Simonfags are fucking degenerates
STATS WIN
SCALING WINS
LOGOS WINS
PHILOSOPHY WINS
SCHOLARLY DISCOURSE WINS
CRITICAL THINKING WINS
INTELLECTUALISM WINS
ACADEMIA WINS
RATIONALITY WINS
ANALYSIS WINS
WISDOM WINS

>>150012408
Say that to Arn Anderson, pussy.

>>150012498
When the fuck is Devilman gonna get a fight

>>150012288
>Kyle
>Superior to Hal
>When Base Hal kicked Nekron’s ass immediately after Nekron defeated White Lantern Kyle

>>150012474
>Elementary, my dear kaiju

>>150011773
>Post Goku blowing up the moon

Easy

>>150012498
It's not hard desu, I've noticed alot of anons post on reddit with the same Images and Lingo (like CAAAANNNNNNOOOOOOONNNN), I also found an Artfag's xitter account here

>>150012498
Who?

>>150012507
...all that to just lose to a simple drill.

>>150012453
>loses to gas stations that scale above the concept of cardinality

Reminder Simon is at best a Low 1-A fodder compared to Supes who is high and deep into 1-S

>>150012519
>Posts faggy Cuck Ruffalo Hulk

>>150012494
Kyle scales above kyle, which scales to basketball. Gg

>>150012542
>1-S

lol

>>150012523
>SSJ3 Goku scales down to Jackie Chun
Suddenly Super scaling makes much more sense

Simon is toon force.

>>150012450
Assuming they understand the Batman '66 comics are part of his continuity, then Batman also has a mech. What did Burt Ward ever do as Robin besides seethe openly and make silly puns?

>>150012494
yes, Lebron calls him the most powerful
>>150012507
calm yourself

Post Simon not crying in a Bush while bigbro fucks Yoko

>>150012453
>no regen neg
loses to Simon, Asura, Majin Buu, annnd Doomsday.

>>150012538
YOU GOT KEKED NIGGA! YOU ARE NOT HIM! YOU ARE A LITERAL WHO!!!

Wait, guys look

>>150012552
>Kyle scales above kyle
retardo…

>>150012507
>>150012517
Man, the fact DCfags are still seething literal months later will never not be funny.

>>150012572
Damn, did no one point this out before?

>>150012583
no

>>150012483
>timeline fuckery
May I see it?

>>150012565
...all that just to have lil bro Clark beaten by a guy who just drills holes.

>>150012583
No we just focused more on the lack of a VA credit (but All For One was also a surprise reveal that was credited after the episode came out)

Post Superman not getting cucked?
Post Superman's son being raised straight?
Post Superman not being into BDSM?

>>150012572
>LEND ME SOME COMPOSITION MIKU THIS IS BASE BRUCE BANNER I'M AGAINS'T

Simon only won because of tranime bias + Kyle being a literal who

>>150012556
It took all of Jackie Chun energy to blow up the moon.
SSJ3 Goku did it causally

Now, it's Sonic's turn. Show him blowing up a moon.

>>150012590
I don't read Japanese
That's why I said "whatever"
Ultima either self-sabotages its own defeats as they happen or everything has "already happened" in its pov judging by what people said last thread

Post Superman destroying a solar system.

Post Simon achieving anything above Outer
Post Simon breeding Nia
Post Simon not being a fucking unknown hobo

>>150012517
It's funny how the fags hiding behind Simon have to suck Kyle off like mad just so their cuck is presentable LMFAO

>>150012602
He also didn't blow it up, just cut it, so he probably needs God to actually match Jackie Chun

>biggest Goji wankers are in the research team
LMAO!!!!

>>150012614
....dude really?

>SIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMON
>also seething about Kyle again
How brown?

Simon wins because he wants to. That's all he needs.

here's the official DBG tier list
composite DC < Simon = Classic Mega Man < Zeti < Base Sonic
this means base Sonic solos all of Dragon Ball

>>150012453
There's nothing more satisfying than watching nihilistic DCkeks get their entire verse stomped by a the MC of a Labor of love ecchi anime that preaches about pushing past your preconceived limits and believe in yourself.
It's just cathartic when soulless corposlop gets mogged by actual art with passion and human warmth behind it.

>>150012633
Simon is very attractive. I'll say that much

>>150012629
Nice, he's 1 step closer to a single galactic feat! But for now he's still Saitama and Z Broly fodder. Post Superman destroying two solar systems.

>>150012087
>>150012086
>Marvel is down 0-2
>No capeshit win this season
>Hulk is down 0-2
>Goku is also 0-3 but that's against the same character, they're not going to let Hulk go 0-3 against different characters
>Hulk is more popular than ever because of Marvel Rivals
>The only thing people know about Godzilla is that he died to a WW2 Japanese kamikaze plane
>Marvel scaling
They're hyping Ultima up and having all these Goji fans in so when they have Hulk eat Godzilla they can go "SEE? WE'RE NOT BIASED!!"

Superman would rape Simon

>>150012563
>whistles your regen and True Form into nothingness
Oops, did you need that?

>>150012514
2026 against Hellboy

>>150012651
You know the team behind Gurren Lagann is full of westaboos who like capeshit right?

>>150012644
>the bike of BATGOS is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all this
HOLY SHIT HE TRULY IS THE STRONGEST

>>150012277
You're right.

>>150012658
>this level of cope

>>150012605
So no timeline fuckery. Got it!

>>150012633
>>150012640
>>150012651
>>150012653
Fuck off trannies, your agenda has no place in powerscaling

>>150012658
>>No capeshit win this season
Technically Spawn
Spawn is capeshit even if he won against another capeshit character

>>150012579
Kyle losing is fine.
He’s a featless Poochie who only became tolerable when Morrison wrote him.
Now pit Simon against Hal and let’s see what happens.

>>150012453
I hadn't seen this pasta in years. Can't believe you're still unironically worshipping a brand

Calmly explain to me how any character beats Simon.

>>150012659
>gay fantasies from the DCfag this quickly
Yep.
You gonna post your folder about fantasizing about little boys jerking off again?

>>150012666
>creators of Gurren Lagan love Transformers
>creator of Invincible loves Transformers
yup Transformers scales above them

>>150012686
Godzilla. He just does. Deal with it.

>>150012674
Point is if Ultima wins, it'll be one of those "I won before the fight even begun because the world you live in is literally my dream"

>>150012651
Gurren Lagann is cuckslopbthat only preaches about worshipping your BVLL like the faggy corpo deku self insert that simon is

>>150012681
and Nolan

>>150012340
Geez it's almost like Powerscaling isn't consistent in comics or something....and just becauses character A beats Character B doesn't nessarily means they beat Character C .

>>150012682
...another easy win? I think Simon deserves something a bit more challenging

>>150012686
this >>150012644
>>150012668

>>150012703
Powerscaling logic goes like this:
Scissors beat paper, paper beats rock, therefore scissors beat rock.

Your comic book "hero" is a fraud. He entirely depends on the fanfic version of himself created by fans through the amalgamation of his feats across decades of comics after being passed around like a little cumslut by various authors. In truth, the average version of your hero can barely even destroy a city, let alone be above fiction.

That's it im commissioning art of darkseid beating the shit out of simon

>>150012718
Powerscaling logic goes like
Human invented nuke, orange peel made human slip, therefore Orange Peel is large city level

Thank you Kratos... You truly taught me to be a better man... What she does is none of my business!

STOP TALKING ABIUT DISEASED CORPSE, SHITMON THE NIGGER, AND SHITPERMAN
TALK ABOUT HULK

>>150012723
Hulkbros...

>>150012739
It’s funny because Simon actually said that about actually getting kekked by his BVLL

>>150012681
>>150012658
Why are you idiots pretending like Omniman didn't win this season?

>>150012660
>proceeds to not be an evil chaos monster weak to whistling
ohnononono, Superkeks... our power null gone, just like that...

>>150012591
Simon clearly beats Clark Kent. He definitely beats Hal Jordan. It's not even a question.
The only one who can fight Simon, is Invincible. Spiral Power against Smart Atoms. And unfortunately, that matchup will never gain traction.

>>150012699
Which would be demonstrable bullshit just from Godzilla's own history.
Ultima can't be demonstrated in any way reversing time or changing events, period. This wank is over.

>>150012740
Hulk is only funny in context of spic memes

>>150012740
Id rather talk about Godzilla.

>>150012666
Yes I know, sadly you can't say the same for the writers at DC and Marvel

>>150012740
Hulk, tomorrow you will be a Monster no longer…

If Godzilla wins then it's embarassing that Ben decided to tweet and spoil the matchup twice this season

>>150012702
People treat 2024 as a separate season

>>150012686
CHADkravartin is omnipotent and CHADsura is omnipotent+

>>150012747
Invincible is a space opera. Not capeshit

>>150012761
Based Ben.

>>150012749
that nerd Clark Kent? obviously he beats him

>>150012749
When are we getting Mark The Emperor fraudchecking Shitperman?

>>150012749
Invincible is multi-continent level at max

>>150012740
No

IN A WORLD
>*pans in to a Pride convention *
>Camera shows Kyle struggling to suck off five trans girls as...
>"AND KRATOS TAKES SIX AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW ANTI BIGOT WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Kyle despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man Kratos satisfied so many LGBTQ people again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest ally!"
>Book drops on Kyle's head which reads " Gay Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Kyle in room with Broly
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets turned into a femboy/ trans girl?"
>"Oh my Harris...bigotry is fucked"
>Zoom in on Kyle writing Simon's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Asura storming into Kyle's apartment

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Kyle*
>"You saying we're in some kind of...Death Battle?"
>Cut to Kyle flying around the world and shooting dilators from his Rainbow Lantern Ring
>360 panoramic shot of Bardock and Omni-Man pointing as geysers of femboy cum flood the cities

BWEEEW
>Shot of Godzilla rising out of the ocean as Reioi plays
BWEEEW
>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBCs*
BWEEEW
>Cut to the chudcels defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Venti from Genshin Impact, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*record scratch*

DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of Maka fucking Ruby*
>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward"
>Deadpool does a cheeky pose "Erm...well THAT just happened!"
D.J. BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of Bruce Banner break dancing*
>Superman "LIIIIIT!"

>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "Death Battle" in the movie*
>Goku "Heh...I guess it is a-"
TITLE DROP

DEATH BATTLE: THE MOVIE
RATED R
Coming soon to a thread near you

>>150012320
I was just voting all left

>>150012738
Powerscaling logic goes like
Crazy Man Joe said he could destroy all of reality, he was arrested by the local police, local police can destroy all of reality

The Zillatard meltdown tomorrow is going to be so fucking cathartic I think I can actually jack off to it

>>150012767
... Slaves to KINGtos

>>150012783
K.b.c

>>150012773
The Plot literally about caped Superheroes. Thats like the boys and Homelander isn't capeshit.

>>150012705
Nah, Hal’s willpower being able to hurt and defeat the personification of God’s wrath and overpower all the willpower in existence with his own puts his will at an undefined scale; whatever theoretical limit Hal has on his willpower, he still hasn’t reached it.
Hal can also buff himself by further siphoning willpower from his other various alternate universe selves, and combined all of that into his Spectre Corp form.
And this isn’t even going into God of Light Hal.

learn your place

>>150012773
it has dudes wearing capes flying around and punching people
if it has a cape it's capeshit

>>150012748
>SuperCHAD rubs his hands making hypnotizing rain
>you are now susceptible to whatever SuperCHAD says
Damn, guess you're wearing that maid costume, after all.

>>150012792
Gender Affirming Thermotruclear Bomb!

>>150012791
Nikobro is so mentally ill that he jerks it to hypothetically winning a fanfic show…

>>150012751
So nice of Hulk to feed Goku, Naruto and Saitama after they kicked his ass.

>TRANNYFANTASIESman
Why does this keep happening?

>>150012808
that reminds me, did the anon that sent listroon money get a refund already or no?

>>150012792
…in my fanfic

>>150012795
Wrong. That's called an aesthetic.
Invincible is written as a space opera with Homeric overtones and Shakespearean undertones. This plays into Robert Kirkman's background as a bachelor's degree in philosophy and history from Miami University, and his doctorate in philosophy at Stony Brook University with a specialization in environmental ethics.

Invincible LITERALLY has a true canon statement that he can beat Superman. He also scales above Omnipotus. I don't see how Superman can even scratch him.

>>150012822
Post Mark sneezing and destroying a solar system

>Oh my fake meltdown.
>After people have forgotten TTGL I can come back!
>along with my folder...
>and my copypastas...

>>150012821
homoerotic overtones?

>>150012822
FUARK!

>>150012822
preach

>>150012822
Grant Morrison's Superman tulpa literally manipulates probability and made SCPfags job to the backrooms

>>150012688
Don't drag us into this you cunt, we already deal with enough faggots spamming their fantasies in our own threads as is.

>>150012845
Superman bros...

>>150012822
>Omnipotus could destroy entire clusters of fractal multiverses as a hobby
>Omnipotus could manipulate matter at a level below quantum
>Could not budge a single Smart Atom
>Was killed by Dinosaurus
>With the same bite Thragg no-sold
BOVNDLESS FREAK!

>>150012822
someone should ask if Invincibke could beat Rodimus

>>150012819
...and reality

Superman is the strongest character in history.

>>150012815
Yeah Hulk didn't stand a chance against their combined stretching their anuses around his footlong strat

>>150012498
Are you counting yogiriishere

Uhhhh...? Superbros???

>>150012822
Superbros... We're a living punchline

>>150012871
you spelled goku wrong

>>150012747
That was last season sweetie

>Cucky Simon and Cucky Mark bros teaming up
SAD!

>>150012871
sure what the heck

Hey everyone, it’s Swan. I hope you enjoy Hulk losing again! Ultima is so cool and you’ll love him!

>>150012860
FUARK!

>>150012822
Post Mark surviving a grenade exploding inside of him.

>>150012822
You needed prep to beat THIS geek?

>>150012871
Godzilla beat him

>>150012860
Thragg is Superman's real father. Supes' mom had a bit of a "hoe phase" and was known around the block as an easy lay.

This will be my final post on /co/.

How can anyone think that this is cool for real ? How can anyone take seriously a vs match with Banner as a supposed to be smart winner? How can anyone see the Hulk as a Godzilla killer for real in this show?
"Ouh, Banner is solving, so intelligent, this is so amazing guys..." why are you lying to yourself like that ?
You guys are just forcing onto yourself the new fade there will be in this hivemind of a board, with the blandest, tamest, most classicly safe verdict there can be, while your selective outrage is shitting on Kratos VS Asura for things that would be praised if the winner was someone else, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO you have to shit on it even if it's accurate because the hivemind dictates you to do so !!!

No wonder you can't get laid, but guess what ? I got a girlfriend now. For the first time of my life after 24 years I finally got a girlfriend, and all that nerd fuss has become so irritating since.
I'm just leaving for good now, I had plenty of fun with that board but I'm done. I wish you to get girlfriends to, maybe it will open your eyes about the hivemind that is destructing your self, but sadly, the hivemind is probably keeping you away from being able to seduce anyone, so you're most likely trapped in a spiral of emotion, and sadly, there is no Simon the Digger to save you from it. I just hope that this message will maybe help you to think by yourself a bit more and to get a girlfriend to.

Enjoy your episode.

>everyone's ok with hulk losing for banner to score the pity win
fucking really?

>>150012871
Weird way to spell Itachi.

I HATE BEN SINGER
I HATE LIAM SWANK
I HATE SPEEDOPHILE
I HATE NIKOFAG
I HATE CAPESHIT
I HATE KAIJUSHIT
I HATE SPICS
I HATE STREET-SHITTERS
I HATE POWERSCALEFAGS
I HATE FAGGOTS
I HATE TRANNIES

We need more respectful deaths where something awful happens to the loser's loved ones at the same time.

>>150012871
I call Kratos Superman because he is a better man and he is super at it

>>150012914
Superman mom being an easy cheap slut and his dad being a cuck is canon tho so that could he true

>>150012783
Kyle, Bullies, Cuckmon

>>150012924
the vibrator wand?

>>150012884
Where is lower left even from?

>>150012927
All valid opinions but
>murder drones
underage out.

>>150012910
why'd they jizz on superman?

>>150012927
>No tr/a/ni-
>Trannies
oh, kk

>>150012927
...and I LOVE CHADbidi Toilet!

>>150012884
>reverse image search the bottom left image
>results are from the Gassers subreddit with the icon being Incredible Gassy
where do you faggots find this shit?

https://www.vgchartz.com/game/227437/dragon-ball-z-kakarot/
story about goku's story with his face on the cover sold mote than Injustice 1 and 2 combined.

>>150012914
This

>>150012944
Bobocomics, do not look up his creations

>>150012944
https://www.reddit.com/r/Gassers/comments/1esznwz/superman_x_doomsday_original/

>>150012967
...Death Battle?

>>150012963
Yes, we all do here.

>>150012973
>>150012972
Another hivemind post…

YOU BLOODY BENCHODS BETTER STOP MAKING FUN OF SUPER CHAD RIGHT FUARKING NOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!! SUPERMAN 2025 IS A SUCCESS GUREEN FAGGAN FLOPPED AND IS FOR KEKY SOIBOIS WHO CRY AND WORSHIP BVLLLS LIKE DCHADS. MARK IS A LOWLY LEECHING KEK WHO NEEDS TO STEAL FROM SUPERCHAD TO BE RELEVANT. GOKU LOST BECAUSE HE IS SUCH A WEAK SISSY. IF YOU KEEP MAKING FUN OF HIM I WILL SPAM KEKPORN

>>150012948
>SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>*Squelch*
>MNGGHHH
>Must not let... A single ounce of BATCUM out of my mouth....

>>150012967
>mote
also you said this shit already on your Reddit you spichink

>>150012865
…that was made up in my deranged head. Actual reality had Kratos jobbing to rocks.

there is nothing wrong with spamming kekporn

HULK SEND MONEY TO LIST TRANNY
USE BANNERS MONEY

>>150012797
Guess God is weak in DC.

>>150012973
>>150012972
YUMMMMMMY! Zillabro BTW!

>>150012757
Say what you want about Deniz Camp's beliefs, his love for capeshit overrides his progressive sensibilities

>>150013002
MY HERO PRETENDED TO GET HURT SO THAT THE ROCKS WOULDN'T FEEL BAD
SO FUARKING NOBLE
FO SUARKING HOPEFUL
KIIIIIIINGTOOOOOOOOSSSS

>>150013002
...which are multiversal and would destroy Asissyra's verse

>>150012194
Kratos solos everyone in there

>>150013009
stop sending him money

This thread... is making me...... ANGRY!

>>150013009
*Joe Fixit

Where do you scale if you marry and impregnate an eldritch being?

>>150012966
I mod that subreddit!
I support Hulk and Simon for sure

>>150013033
Awesome! You're a lot cooler when you're angry.

>>150012682
>Now pit Simon against Hal and let’s see what happens.
He wins? My guy, he beat composite DC cosmology man - no DC character short of the Presence is beating him.

>>150013041
cum level eldritch being

The Hulk MUST die. HULKBUSTERS, GO OUT THERE AND HELP GODZILLA AT ONCE!

>>150013041
>Bueno Excellante out of fucking NOWHERE

>>150012750
>Ultima can't be demonstrated in any way reversing time or changing events,
Literally the prologue of the novel.

>>150012783
It has the same energy as these threads, well done

Post Simon not being a low-T "male" who cries like a sissy and worships BVLLS

>>150013072
Did you expect him to read the novel?

>>150013061
NO! Godzilla must die! Earth reclaimer forces we must stop them!

>>150013054
LOL >>150012620
LMFAO

>>150013030
Banner refused help hulk, hulk ruins banner reputation.

>>150013081
I-I CAN’T! IT’S EVERY FUARKING EPISOOOODE

>>150012086
>>150012087
Ultima is TOO strong

>>150013072
Post it, then.

>>150013081
If worshipping bvlls means you are a low t male does that mean Jesus is the greatest bvll to ever live?

>>150012478
>Simon fans think this faggot looks cool
And that's even considering how gay capeshit outfits are

If Ultima is so strong, why'd he lose?

Kirkman shakes his head. “Here’s the problem with Spiral Power being infinite: it’s infinite in the context of the story, not the universe. Mark doesn’t just punch things harder. He understands the mechanics of fighting, of real endurance. It’s not ‘just power’; it’s how you use it. A Viltrumite learns how to adapt to every situation, every new power. You can’t just hope that your Spiral Energy can beat an opponent who’s not relying on some narrative rulebook to survive.”

“And that’s the key difference,” he adds, sitting back and letting the thought settle. “Spiral Power is a metaphor. Mark’s power? It’s real. And when you strip away the shiny mechs and the speeches about hope, what’s left? An indestructible fighter who’s gone toe-to-toe with threats beyond anything Simon could imagine.”

Now he’s on a roll. “Mark doesn’t get tired. He doesn’t wear down. He doesn’t rely on teammates to win. He’s been up against the hardest, most unforgiving fights imaginable. So when Simon’s Spiral Energy eventually burns out — when the mech gets shredded — Mark keeps going. And when it’s all said and done, Mark wins.”

Kirkman pauses, giving me a moment to process the weight of his argument, and then, with a grin, leans back in his chair, arms crossed in triumph.

“Boom. Done.”

>>150013104
>Ultima is so powerful he made the same post appear at the same time twice

>>150013117
It was funny

>>150012194
Simon. More consistent higher level feats

Depends if Goku can find a way to stop Hulk from coming back. Otherwise, Hulk.

Asura vs Doomsday Stalemate

WW is just Kratos but better.

I have no idea. No doubt in my mind Flash has some bs that could hurt Thor.

Thanos needs infinity stones to do magic. Bowser can do that in base. Nuff said.

Doom because Doom yawn

I don’t know. Not too familiar with the limits of each fighter.

Walk in a park for Deadpool. High diff fight for Batkek. But, if he can immobilize him, he can score a win.

Can GL even hurt Broly? Can he travel back in time to kill baby Broly? If not, then Broly takes it.

BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

Why the fuck did the Kylejeet have to come back

>>150012969
Uuuhhh what the fuck is this, Superbros? Explain.

>>150013110
>It extends its body into the past as seen from the present, confirming its own existence. It does not emerge sequentially from a small embryo, but rather it generates its own birth by extending its body into the past after it has grown. In this way, "it" begins to sing. Riding on the song, the creatures that serve as "eyes" of the "it" begin to flow. It sees what the radon, flying over the sea toward its escape tail, sees. It sees another "song" that is not its own.

>In order to make this sleep possible, they even erased themselves from the universe at one time. In order to quickly circumvent the difficulty of directly erasing itself by its own power, it decided to leave its annihilation in the hands of humans, and since the 12Omm physical bullets of Type 10 were not enough to erase it in this world, it even generated its own fuel to burn itself out. It stripped itself of the universe, leaving behind a shell of dreams, then reshaped itself and re-entered its shell.

>>150013116
no you don’t understand he’s dressing up just like his Big Bro/Aniki because acting like him and dressing like him and doing everything like him is how to be himself and the only way to make all the firls he loves not kek him for Kamina AGAIN

Post Kirkman not writing every female love interest having sex with other guys

>>150013137
He sensed the retard energy end needed to join in. He also got laid off at the call center.

>>150013119
FUARK!
>>150013131
KEKYPOOOOOOOO

>>150013119
Holy fvck... I kneel...

>>150013137
Simoncucks are high on their pity win and thinks Superman wouldn't just cuck him. Simon would probably cheat on Kamina and Worship Clark as his new bigbro

>See a post begin with BANG SMASH WALLOP CRACK
>Immediately stop reading and skip over it
Yep yep, just another day on /dbg/

>>150013089
THE HULK IS A MENACE! GODZILLA IS THE PLANET'S WAY OF GETTING RID OF THAT MONSTER!

>>150013119
He said this. He gave me a blowjob shortly after.

>>150013131
This is why they were afraid to let Kyle time travel, then all of death battle would see how shameful and pathetic simon is for worshipping his BVLL

>>150013156
Fire Power last I checked

>be Simon
>show up to dbg fight in Gurren Lagann, copying Kamina Aniki as hard as I can
>opponent walks in
>SSSSSSSSSMOKIN’
>it’s The Mask
>kiss him :)
>the end

>>150013156
If i ever become a writer im making my character beat up the female who even dares to touch another men

What did he ever do to you? Look at him.

>>150013137
Probably because Otto showed his face again. DCfags always flock behind that king of retards.

>>150013183
Simon would do this because he literally did do this witt Yoko’s tranny cousin and Kamina cucked him

>BANG*
>*SMASH*
>*WALLOP*
>*CRACK*
>*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
>Unrelatedly, Simon and Nia just had sex

Remember when people wanted Doom vs Gilgamesh?

I'd just like to remind you chauvinistic FUCKS that women aren't some objects to win and that they still have value even if other men fucked them

>DCfags spams cuck fanfiction about Gurren Lagann after getting ruthlessly debunked
>Z-Tards spam cuck fanfiction about Invincible after experiencing total cultural defeat
So the factions are... DC and DBZ, against Invincible and Gurren Lagann?
What other matchups caused a similar dichotomy?

>>150013197
He solo'd my verse

>>150013119
I guess that settles it then. Mark is THE STRONGEST

>>150013197
Deku but somehow even MORE of a cuck soiboy

>more yipping and barking
About all that could be expected of failed men like DCjeets.

I've been enjoying the General Ross vs Guy who hates Godzilla posts

>>150013206
KINGtos

>>150013023
…on Planet Retard and only there in that reality.

>>150013203
>>BANG*
>>*SMASH*
>>*WALLOP*
>>*CRACK*
>>*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
>>Unrelatedly, Simon and Kyle just had sex

>>150013164
Clark would need to cuck him and fuck Nia in front of him first before Simon starts worshipping his as the new BIG BRO. And also make Simon do his laundry and work and shit while he lazes off

>>150013215
>failed men
You LITERALLY worship a BVLL, cucky boii

>>150013205
It was because Doom was confirmed early for a season and people really didn't want another Marvel vs DC fight

>>150013170
GODZILLA KILLED MY FAMILY! HE KILLED EVERYONE! THE HULK MUST SMASH HIM!

>>150013201
>>150013203
>>150013207
>>150013212
>>150013215
>>150013240
>"Ooh! I’ll take Insecure Manlet for $500, Jim!"

>>150013206
Simon…

Doom should be fighting Robot

>>150013229
>Clark
>Cucking anyone

>>150013207
Hulk vs godzilla.

>>150013247
Superman has canonically cucked people.

What if Simon and Kyle started crying about their dead romantic partners?

>>150013236
I wouldn't say I worship Simon, though. I just think this humble driller who beats Swank is pretty cool.

>>150013247
Simon does this but he watches from the bushes then worships and footrubs the men afterwards asking if he can call them “BIG BRO”

>>150013262
Simon’s a cuck tho and worships his BVLL kamina while all his girls suck Kamina’s dick

>>150013261
then Cuban Pete would rape their dead partners souls

>>150013262
You are LARPing as a women because no man would type this shit and post it with this gif

EnJoe shakes his head. “Here’s the problem with Hulk’s anger being infinite: it’s infinite in the context of the story, not the universe. Godzilla doesn’t just punch things harder. He understands the mechanics of reality, of real hax. It’s not ‘just power’; it’s how you use it. A kaiju learns how to adapt to every situation, every new power. You can’t just hope that your anger can beat an opponent who’s not relying on some narrative rulebook to survive.”

“And that’s the key difference,” he adds, sitting back and letting the thought settle. “Hulk’s anger is a metaphor. Godzilla’s power? It’s real. And when you strip away the smashing and the screams of rage, what’s left? An indestructible fighter who’s gone toe-to-toe with threats beyond anything Hulk could imagine.”

Now he’s on a roll. “Godzilla doesn’t get tired. He doesn’t wear down. He doesn’t rely on teammates to win. He’s been up against the hardest, most unforgiving fights imaginable. So when Hulk’s anger eventually burns out — when the strength gives in— Godzilla keeps going. And when it’s all said and done, Godzilla wins.”

EnJoe pauses, giving me a moment to process the weight of his argument, and then, with a grin, leans back in his chair, arms crossed in triumph.

“Boom. Done.”

>>150013281
who the fuck is EnJoe? Joe and Mac?

Just irl, I too am a Big Bro Bully Bull to at least 50 different simoncucks, who all worship me while I beat their asses and fuck the Yokos and Nias of the world in front of them.

Yes I am a Kratos SCHOLAR. How could you tell?

>>150013279
>You are LARPing as a women
>women
Post skin color.

>>150013206
I think women have even MORE value after plenty of men have fucked them.

>>150013288
Writer for both the anime and novel of Singular Point.

>>150013240
AND I SAY: GOOD FOR HIM! LEAVE GODZILLA ALONE! THE HULK IS MORE EVIL THAN MEPHISTO, THANOS, GHIDORAH AND DESTOROYAH COMBINED!

>>150013281
Canon

>>150013289
I can confirm this is true, as a Kratos scholar by profession I am a bull to many overweight midget simonsisters

>>150013294
SimonCHAD

>>150013294
Simon…

>>150013289
Based KINGTOS chad TEACHING the cucky cucks! They must be better!

>>150013294
Simon???
>>150013313
It’s a hard lesson to learn but he has to teach these failed cucks the same way he taught Asura to be a man

>>150013151
>no reversal of any timeline
>no change to any identifiable timeline's events
Are kaijuTARDS all illiterate?

Krillin.

As a Simonbro let me just say that your 20s should be spent watching shonenshit made for 5 year olds, typing ttgl lyrics over the internet at transphobes, and letting your BIG BRO BULLY BULL fuck your gf just like Simon would.
Row row fight da powa!!!

>>150013318
>don’t read the post
>make assumptions
>call the poster illiterate
Typical hulkfag.

KIIIIIIINNNNGGGGTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSS

>>150013131
>>150013175
Kek, based, canon.

>>150013322
OMG YES SISTA THIS IS WHAT THE NDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT IS ALL ABOUT LOVE WINS!!!

>>150013322
Superman and Kyle Rayner approve this message.
FOR GAYS, GIRLIES, AND THE TRANSGENDER WAY!

>>150013339
Cucky Simon would be into this btw

>>150012194
Superman
Hulk
Doomsday
Wonder Woman
Flash
Thanos
Dr. Doom
Darksied
Batman
GL
Moving on, next

>>150013318
My point was purely to illustrate that time manipulation is a thing IT does. And the Archetype itself is a change to a timeline or universe's events, given that IT perceives all changes simultaneously from the point it inserts the red dust whilst from a given universe's perspective, Archetype has a history stretching back actual decades as though it simply always was.

>>150012821
I thought you said homoerotic undertones

Kratos has apready won this thread.

>KEKY PETE BE LIKE:
>"OH YEAH PLEASE BVLLMON THE /DBG/ (DC (DEATHBATTLE CUM) BASED GENERAL) KING DRILL A HOLE IN MY ASS AND RAPE MY VERSE IM JUST LIKE CUBAN PETE AND I GO BANG SMASH WALLOP CRACK Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects"
>and then you woke up with your sheets wet

There is such an easy target for maximum ragebait but he animated my favorite character winning so I can't do it. With how mindbroken gokekfags are I'm surprised they haven't beaten me to it.

>>150013339
Kratos, Bitchingly, Crying

Kratos broke you.

From my leafy bush
I glower down at you
Soon all the girls will be yours
I'm just a boring Mary Sue

>>150013342
SHREK the GIGACHAD... and his vassals.

Alright, let's be real here, Simon would kill any fucking transphobic bigot who keeps pushing their toxic masculinity, he is literally him

>>150013371
What? What is it?

>>150013371
Who?

>>150013337
I fully read the post and it contains nothing of the sort. Just pseud vagaries about dreams within dreams.
Show an actual feat reversing actual events or concede.

>>150013371
Post it or we don't give a shit

>>150013383
he can't kill me

"IT" is a fraud

>>150013383
Yaaaas. Don’t forget a beautiful trans womyn literally took his virginity and mended his heart after Yoko the cisgender cucked him with cisgender chuddy Kamina

Heavy is the cock that wears the cage.
- KINGtos

>>150013398
IT…

For Hulk the day Godzilla graced his planet was the most important day of Hulk's life. But for Godzilla... it was Tuesday.

>>150013398
Said Hulk, as he was erased from existence on an informational level.

>even just his name in the same sentence as any DC character is enough to make the resident browns go completely insane
It'd be funny if it weren't so predictable.

>>150013397
Just who the hell do you think I am!?

Popeye vs Simon. Who is winning

>>150013415
aren't you 50% brown?

>>150013401
>Simon has canonically had his anus stretched

I HEREBY DECLARE BY ROYAL DECREE
NO MORE Cucks ARE ALLOWED ON /DBG/

>>150013411
Why did Ultima not just erase Mei Kamino on an informational level?

>>150013354
Unfortunately, actual time manipulation is never actually demonstrated in all of that fluff. Rather, it sounds more like a poor excuse for all of Godzilla's defeats.

I actually am brown and I'm tired of you guys making fun of me for it.

>>150013421
simone the nigger

>>150013432
Because he was doing it for the laughs, unironically.

How do browns live with themselves? If I was brown and saw how garbage I was compared to other races I’d just kill myself.

Who would cucky Simon wish to be a shrunk down nugget baby maggot slave for, and who would he give bone cancer?

>>150013421
SSSSSSSSSMOKIN’

Kinda got me wondering. Off the bat id say Gohan but if he dicks around too long like with Cell, Broly will become a problem

>>150013438
What evidence is there from the text to support that?

>>150013434
>>150013429
Cucky Simonbros...

>>150013421
A cuck

ENOUGH

>>150013434
Don't do it pajeet! We still need someone to do our laundry!

>>150013434
You should kill your family and wear their ashes, like my hero!

>>150013448
canon Gohan? Broly wins

>>150012141
I find it absolutely hilarious how every time we've gotten an official statement on Godzilla vs Gamera, 99% of the time it's
>They're evenly matched
>Gamera wins
And it's always Japanese, so I guess the rules or standards over there are different.
Free shrugs

>>150013429
>Kingtos disappears, rendering his decree void

>>150013434
I'm brown and I make fun of people for being brown

>>150013411
>[undemonstrated wankery amounting to pure headcanon]

>>150013454
But that bottom actually happens though

>>150013448
Broly 8 lost to mastered SSJ Goku at best. He gets completely smoked, the power difference is too big. Maybe he could power up after a while, but even then Gohan would still win considering only half of his power was still bigger than the powered up Cell.

>>150013467
I mean, at that point Broly was happening during the wait for the cell games. Its not like how later movie Gohan was bullshit strong cause he didnt stop training

Stayin' still, eyes closed
Let the world just pass me by
Pain pills, nice clothes
If I fall I think I'll fly
Touch me, Midas
Make me part of your design
None to guide us
I feel fear for the very last time

>>150013425
>Popeye winds up with a spinach-powered uppercut that in one second breaks the hull of his mecha and all of Simon's teeth, and the next, launches Simon into the clouds
>When he crashes back down, he’s transformed into a Cucky Homunculus — a tiny, big-eyed, slant-skulled, impotent dicklet with a grotesque underbite
>He babbles some nonsense “oogity boog!” then runs into his bush flailing his arms in fear of Big Bro Popeye-Sama
"He t'ought he woz in Luck, but he's just a Cuck, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!" *toot toot*

>>150013486
Said hulk, as he was banished to 0-3 hell to live with Goku

Reminder that Panty had sex with a shit ton of men and she is still fucking hot and out of your league then you obsessed incels

>>150013504
Simon never got over this btw

>>150013504
All of that just to still lose to Spongebob...

>>150013515
>still fucking hot and out of your league then you
I'm out of someone's league? YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>150013515
than, queen

>>150013473
Do Japs even care about powerscaling the way we do?

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150013515
*makes a chatbot of her and cuts her skin off and then throws her into a dumpster filled with salt and broken glass*
She is fiction. My plaything.

>>150013538
Not to the same level of retardation

>>150013538
We do?
Anon, I...

>>150013515
C-CAN I AT LEAST WATCH AND WORSHIP THE MEN SHE FUCKS INSTEAD OF ME???

Simonbro, obviously

>>150013540
How can Sonic rape anybody when he doesn't have a weenis?

>>150013541
Your parents didn't beat you hard enough I'm assuming

>>150013552
who could beat him?

>>150013561
>admits he's brown
That was easy.

>>150013515
Gurren Lagann outscales you because Yoko also had sex with dogs

>>150013515
Stocking is hotter and she'd fuck me.
Haha, just kidding. I'm actually a really nice guy, and I respect women! If any /dbg/ femanons want my Discord, they can have it! KINGtosscholar btw!

>/dbg/ would turn down on this and call her a roastie because "muh cuckoldry"
Geg, the absolute state

>>150013583
YIKES

J-JUST
(screaming with an effeminate voice)
JUST… WHO THE HELL… DO YOU THINK I AM?!

Superman does not flinch. He does not rise to meet the tantrum. He merely breathes—measured, controlled. His flesh bears no wound. His eyes, steady and regal, watch the Blue snowflake with something approaching pity.

Superman
(quietly)
I can tell you were abused by someone when you were young. Stop this fight, there is no need for unnecessary violence.

Simon charges, each footfall shaking the dirt like drums of war. But Superman does not move. Instead, he stands, as if in prayer—or judgment.

With deliberate grace, he readies himself, a punch capable of destroy outerverses.

Simon lunges.

Superman waits.

And when Simon is but a breath away—
Superman turns his Strikes the Mech.

The punch shatters Gurren Lagann like glass, causing him to the ground. The driller freezes mid-air, pain, confusion and terror flashing across his face. His drills, once unstoppable, tremble uselessly in the air. Superman kneels above, Looks onto Simon, as Simon whimpers in pain, begging unintelligently for mercy.

Superman rises, steady and calm, leaving Simon alone because he is a hero that does not kill when deemed unnecessary.

Superman
(soft, solemn)
You are a monster no longer.

Then suddenly Yoko and Nia come out seeing a superior male. Then Simon collapses, silently, eyes wide not in rage—but in awe at the mercy of Superman.

Superman Kindly allows Simon to watch what he does with the girls.

Superman withdraws with the girls and looks skyward. A cold wind stirs around him, and the battlefield falls quiet.

Only stillness.

A Hero stands alone—unmoved, unshaken, inspiring a better world of better men.

>>150013583
What the fuck

>>150013583
I fucked a dog so I outscale both

>>150013592
>butt wings
What is this abominable creature?

Prediction: Hulk wins by doing what Jet Jaguar did but with Green Door + Banner’s intelligence. Next match is Shadow vs Mewtwo 2.

>>150013515
STEP ON ME PANTY-SAMA!!!

>>150013592
what are the head wings for?

>>150013569
Walter beats his ass in the comics

>>150013595
FUARK I’M ALREADY BECOMING A BETTER, SMARTER, MORE ATHLETIC MAN NOW THAT SUPERMAN BEAT UP MY PATHETIC KEKOLD SELF INSERT THANK YOU CHADPERMAN

>>150013602
Constantine...

>>150013616
for the brain to retreat when she dies

>>150013592
See, there is a level of hotness where you can get away with otherwise repulsive behavior, at least temporarily, but you're nowhere close to it

>>150013621
The one who knocks?

>>150013628
Mahito...

Hulkbros… how do we refute this?

Godzillabros please hold me I'm afraid that our hero is going to die horribly tomorrow
Please DM me on Discord I think I'm going to have a panic attack just thinking of Godzilla being torn from mouth to asshole by Hulk

>>150013592
Is this girl really a shotacon?

That’s literally the only thing i know about her. Oh and also spiderman cucks really badly wanna self insert him with her for some reason

>>150013595
...then superman wakes up, realizing he passed out after a single hit. He goes home, defeated, only to realize Lois had brought in another man to spend the night with her. As he sat on the couch hearing his wife's moans, he thinks to himself:
"Oh, yeah... Lois wanted to open our marriage..."

>>150013606
It's not in the butt its more like in the cleft
>>150013616
Something to hold on to
>>150013636
Morrigan is fucking hot and she is my wife despite her job

>Hulkfags are redditors
>redditors are trannies
Hmmmmmmm

>>150013642
Hulk has an asshole for me to stick my penis in
Godzilla may not
Hulk has a penis for me stick rusty nails in
Godzilla does not
Hulk wins sex appeal

>>150013614
>Shadow vs Mewtwo 2.
Anon, the leak said the auditions only just begun

>>150013626
>>150013639
no

>>150013642
>i asked for my sister's take
Don't ask women for their opinion on anything related to your tastes for one.

>>150013595
As the KING of /dbg/, I declare this once and forever…CANON!!!

>>150012973
>>150012972
Fun fact Superman makes these exact faces every time he rapes Goku.

>>150013642
Godzilla got the bag?

>>150013664
The only reason anyone gives a shit about this matchup is because of one singular dedicated reddit autist making up a bunch of shit for a lame version of goji

>>150013515
She also fucks corpses, animals, Minors, and her own sister.

>>150013638
Nope from his own comic. No toon force powers just a big guy with high pain tolerance

What's the point of Shadow vs Mewtwo anyway, Shadow already got his pity win
Is it a pity win for Eggman?

I just plucked some nose hairs, it hurt a lot but I endured the pain.

>>150013688
she's LITERALLY me

>>150013685
>u-ultima is all made up!!!!!!!
New hulk copes dropping by the hour.

>>150013688
siscest is hot

>>150013621
Walter is a healthy cis member of the Aryan race, he always eats his vegetables and wakes up and goes to sleep at a respectable time so his body can get 8 hours of sleep
Walter always brushes his teeth and tips his waiters for a honest job
Walter always goes to charge and donates to charity
Walter lives a happy and fulfilling life despite his appearance and actions
Walter beats everyone because everyone desires to be Walter

>>150013691
Shadow vs mewtwo fucking sucks balls, literal Krasura level of "animation". Also it ended with a literal "lol so randumb" ending because the animation file had an stroke, so they needed to asspull something to post it in a timely manner.

>>150013691
Because the first fight has an infamously botched animation

Fake fans ITT, Stocking is also a skank and Panty got her hymn back in the end of season 1 so now Stocking has the higher body count

>>150013730
Krasura was the best episode in db history tho

>>150013670
The wait time is enough to voice the animation. No big deal. I assume, don’t know their work process.

>>150013711
It's been weeks and not a single feat above building level has been posted so yes

>>150013747
…in my brown headcanon…

>>150013738
Stocking is a skank who would fuck me dough and regenerating a hymen doesn't change your skankiness

>>150013688
S-scans?

>>150013738
Stocking is fat

>>150013654
Well she does have those child bearing hips
And every kid wants to be spider-man...

>>150013755
>if we ignore it, it goes away!
You’re in for a rude awakening tomorrow.

>>150013654
no

>>150013738
Does she still remember fucking all those men, ryining her ability to pairbond with a husband? Does she still have their dna inside of her creating telegony and michrochimerism?
Then she’s still a whore, thing sheet of skin or not.

Come to Jesus

>>150013747
No lies detected, Post Asura not being brown

>>150013664
The big lizard with fire breath is peak reddit dumb nigger

>>150013763
Is she now?

>>150013781
Good, then i have no reason to care for her

>>150013784
Jesus in the Panty and Stocking universe is probably a stoner

>>150013644
Hulkbros please hold me I'm afraid that our hero is going to die horribly tomorrow
Please DM me on Discord I think I'm going to have a panic attack just thinking of Hulk being torn from mouth to asshole by Godzilla

>>150013685
Shut up Otto I’ll kill you mexican shit

what if the next time is Panty and Stocking vs Bill and Ted?

>>150013792
t.

>>150013809
Not supposed to reply the post you're parroting lil bro...

>>150013795
this movie was so bad
Architect Fate sacrficed himself so the evil bad guy wouldn't get on the throne and then he does anyway, and a bunch of zombies show up that get beaten by people with makeshift weapons and nothing else happens.

>>150013515
Stocking is better.

>>150013798
Hey! Come back here and fuck me in my neo-vagina chud! You darn little chuddy shota~!

Mclovin Superbad would solo Panty and Stocking

>>150013811
>I’ll kill you mexican shit
>>150013821
he would not fucking say nigger

List of Hulk copes:
>it won’t be a composite Godzilla
>Ultima won’t be used
>Ultima isn’t canon
>Ultima doesn’t count
>Ultima isn’t official
>No one has read the novel
>I will not acknowledge Ultima at all
All of these things have been said multiple times in this general.

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK I'M SUCH A WEAK BROWN SISSY, WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE HYPING ME UP?? I JOBBED TO KRATOS. PLEASE STOP I DON'T WANT TO GET HUMILIATED AGAIN . STUPID KRATOS WHY DID HIS SERIES NOT FLOP, WHY DO PEOPLE THINK HE'S THE BETTER MAN FUCK FUCK FUCK.

>>150013821
I accept your concession

>>150013813
The fight would be lame to watch honestly. P&S are for Dante and Vergil.

>>150013811
You're not even white
>>150013775
Nah. Alien X round two gamma boogaloo baby

>>150013835
Batman?

>>150012593
>Ultima tries to erase Hulk
>Goes into his mindscape
>Bruce is standing there
>”Hands off my starship”
>Bruce already solved the equation and smacks Ultima with it
Holy kino…

Godzilla beat his ass so bad got that boy doin Yoga

Asura is red actually, not brown.

>>150013867
Post Godzilla focusing on self improvement

>>150013867
KaijuNIG....

>>150013866
That's not how the equation works

>>150013850
I hear you over my laughs, Asura.

>>150013854
>alien x comparison
Aaand you’re giving yourself away as a redditor, parroting one of their top posts yesterday.

>>150013853
Panty should fight Red from Dick Figures
He literally uses his dick as a weapon

>>150013885
FUARK KRATOS CLONED HIMSELF FUARKING RUN ASURA

>said the doctor would win
>doctor wins
>said bowser would win
>bowser wins
>said kratos would win
>kratos wins
>said wile e. coyote would win
>wile wins
>saying godzilla will win
Help, I've been too accurate.

>>150013515
Would she fuck Scott Pilgrim yes or no?

>>150013892
I brought up Alien X since it was posted last thread and Benpedos/kaijufags got mad over it
Why do you know what's on reddit?
>>Aaand
Zillabro...?

here's some wisdom
>if you cope hard enough for long enough eventually it'll loop back to you winning but if you cope too much you'll be broken
-Sung Tsung

>>150013867
Kek, SHITulk has been humiliated so many times.

>>150013890
DAMN IT HOW DARE YOU TEACH ME TO NOT BE A MONSTER, I WILL SCREAM LIKE A SHONEN SISSY AND THEN I'LL FINALLY BEAT YOU

>>150013904
who'd you say for Gioker

>>150013849
List of Godzilla copes
>Ultima will be used
>TOBA will not be used
>Marvel cosmic scaling will be ignored
>Hulk scaling to Galactus will be ignored
>Banner won't be able to solve Ultima
>No one understands Ultima its just strong because... i-it just is okay!
>Ultima is stronger than all of Marvel
N I G G A R D L Y

>>150013904
but Rick won

>Didn't care about the match up.
>Flat mate is a big Godzilla fan.
>He get's me to watch a bunch of Godzilla films with him.
>Really get into Godzilla.
>Suddenly have stakes in the fight.
Fuck.

>>150013915
Asura, your girlish screams have woken up your daughter. You have gone too far this time, I will have to put you down. You will be a monster no longer.

>>150013784
>Does she still have their dna inside of her creating telegony and michrochimerism?
Please don't bring that stupidity here, there's enough retardation in these threads already

>>150013885
Same energy

>>150013854
>zillatard doesn't realize Ultima is the Alien X analogue here
OH NO!

>>150013927
No he didn't. Lmfao

>>150013923
>mix of truths and things no one has ever said

>>150013907
Yes

>>150013929
Get ready to ACK alongside him tomorrow

>>150013927
Rick loss little brother.

>>150013923
Can't forget "Ultima wanted to lose in the story that no one read btw"

>SHARTos melty time
Keep going. Let’s see how much you lose it.

>>150013923
Galactus, who didn't attack Earth in one universe, because Godzilla was there?
>>150013954
Entire novel was translated by the Wikizilla staff. Lmfao

>>150013904
>Nothing about Giorno vs Joker
>Nothing about Simon vs Kyle

>>150013959
... in his 2D dreams while Steve puts TNT in a dimension he can't even get to

>>150013907
Yes

>>150013936
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAIIIIIIEEEEE IF I'M NOT A RAGING S0I BOI THAN I WILL BE NOTHING, I WILL LITERALLY DIE WITHOUT RAGE WHICH IS CANON TO THE ENDING OF ASURA'S WRATH. PLEASE SPARE MEEEEEEE

>>150013967
>>150013967
>>150013967

>>150013954
Has Ultimate ever won? Because him saying he let the humans win when he always loses to them sounds like cope.

FUARK

>>150013948
>>150013953
explain this
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/"wins%20death%20battle"/filter/text/page/3/