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Anonymous No.149944237 >>149944274 >>149944345 >>149944669
Death Battle
Anonymous No.149944253 >>149944259 >>149944375 >>149944501 >>149944789
Kratos... WON
Anonymous No.149944259
>>149944253
...the fraud allegations
Anonymous No.149944274 >>149944309
>>149944237 (OP)
thanks to Sun Disk Shit doesn't Omni-Man win?
Anonymous No.149944283 >>149944302 >>149944442
Why don't those fuckers have more episodes where they address questions and justify their decisions?
Anonymous No.149944294
>Horsefucking redditors seething
>Thread deleted
Curious...
Anonymous No.149944300 >>149944779
Jannies really deleted another thread at 400+ replies huh
Anonymous No.149944302 >>149944338 >>149944442
>>149944283
they stopped doing the post-episode podcasts after
wait when did they stop doing that?
Anonymous No.149944309
>>149944274
Nah, Yasha would still scale to the Karma Fortress which is waaaaay bigger
Anonymous No.149944316
Batman has canonically defeated Hulk BTW
Anonymous No.149944322 >>149944371
Post Kratos blowing up a tree branch
Anonymous No.149944326
Ea gg
Anonymous No.149944335 >>149944957
Yasha at base is a large planet buster and in Vajra state is much higher. Full melancholy Yasha his final fight can keep up with Mantra Reactor Asura enough to help him unlock the Reactorโ€™s power. Omni-man has speed if you consider travel speed to be combat speed otherwise Yasha has AP and durability. Combat skill and (probably) experience goes to Yasha too.
Anonymous No.149944338
>>149944302
They stopped it with individual episodes with Hulk vs Broly because they got shat on too much for actually discussing the results
Interestingly it seems they might be bringing them back in some capacity with Hulkzilla
Anonymous No.149944344 >>149944369 >>149944426
Hi, is Kratos in this thread? Favor to ask; could you destroy this mountain over here? I wanted to put a nice property there!
Anonymous No.149944345
>>149944237 (OP)
I'm sorry but this is a mismatch. A single Smart Atom outscales Asura's entire cosmology
Anonymous No.149944369 >>149944386
>>149944344
...ummmm well... I uhhh... can't do that...
Anonymous No.149944371
>>149944322
I would but that would require me to post Norseshit which I won't
Anonymous No.149944375
>>149944253
..his death battle against Asura
Anonymous No.149944386 >>149944418
>>149944369
B-but you can destroy NINE MILLION UNIVERSES, right? Surely, a mountain should be nothing, right?!
Anonymous No.149944393 >>149944441 >>149944458
ok but it really is weird kratos went the entirety of the norse saga being surrounded by mountains and the entire first game is about a mountain and the devs did eventually intend for him to bust one on screen during a fight but he never destroys one
Anonymous No.149944418 >>149944482
>>149944386
Why not build the house on top of the mountain?
Anonymous No.149944426 >>149944510
>>149944344
STOP FUCKING ASKING ME TO DO SHIT THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE! YOU KNOW I CANโ€™T DESTROY A MOUNTAIN YET YOU STILL ASK! Iโ€™M SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW! COME HERE SO I CAN BREAK YOUR FACE WITH MY SUB-WALL LEVEL FISTS!!!
Anonymous No.149944441
>>149944393
because that's not grounded, no more lifting the hand of a giant Titan or taking 5 large stone pillars slamming in his face at the same time anymore since those aren't grounded
Anonymous No.149944442 >>149944453
>>149944283
>>149944302
Hulk vs Broly. After that, Ultraguy posted Q&As on his blog, but I think he stopped doing that too after Bill vs Discord because it was too toxic or something.
Anonymous No.149944453
>>149944442
friezatron but yeah
Anonymous No.149944458 >>149944535
>>149944393
He was rusty, just wait until next game. Weโ€™ll get that mountain-busting feat for sureโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149944482
>>149944418
Kratos. That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking for you to simply get rid of the mountain. That's it
Anonymous No.149944501
>>149944253
โ€ฆa fanfiction battle that thinks blocking light after it hits your eyes makes you MFTL+ and uses a cookbook as a source.
Anonymous No.149944510 >>149944527 >>149944531 >>149944585 >>149944710
>>149944426
Wait... if you can't destroy a mountain... how did you defeat Asura who's first boss is the size of a planet?
Anonymous No.149944514 >>149944515
Why is Alan dating her again?
Anonymous No.149944515
>>149944514
idk
Anonymous No.149944527
>>149944510
By being a better man.
Anonymous No.149944531
>>149944510
Asura is a fraud. Wyzen has paper durability and those stars near the endgame? Balloons
Anonymous No.149944533 >>149944553 >>149944584 >>149944759
If I see one more reddit screencap of 4chan content I'm gonna start spamming gore.
Anonymous No.149944535 >>149944640
>>149944458
imagine if kratos heads to egypt next and the entire game you're just stuck in a desert with no mountains in sight
i'm sure he'll be able to scale outerversal BEASTS like ra, maybe he can even recreate the helios 'feat'
Anonymous No.149944553
>>149944533
Ben...
Anonymous No.149944583
Anonymous No.149944584
>>149944533
Sex
Anonymous No.149944585 >>149944768
>>149944510
DB scaled me to a guy, using a skill I donโ€™t have, who held back another guy (for like a minute at most) who shook a tree that was stated to be super niggaversalโ€ฆ never mind the fact they stated I was completely out of the tree shakerโ€™s league. Sorry anon, I donโ€™t have any impressive feats of my own, I must leech off my superiors like a parasite. I honestly have no clue how I won.
Anonymous No.149944587 >>149944601 >>149944629 >>149944641
Go on. Call me featless.
I DARE you.
Anonymous No.149944601
>>149944587
I kneel, you are the better man... Please don't hurt me anymore master...
Anonymous No.149944625 >>149944789
One of you is a janny.
Anonymous No.149944629 >>149944658 >>149944694
>>149944587
Featless.
Anonymous No.149944640
>>149944535
the Egypt game should just be the story of Moses except Kratos kills the Egyptian Gods because the Abrahamic God (who is actually the Demiurge in disguise trying to prevent the birth of Jesus) told him to
Anonymous No.149944641 >>149944694
>>149944587
Featless.
Anonymous No.149944646 >>149944662 >>149944789
Even though I am rooting for Godzilla, its a shame the actual animation most likely have an ending as kino as this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juUUQZhPT6c
Anonymous No.149944658 >>149944682 >>149944721
>>149944629
DAMN YOU, ASURA!!!
Anonymous No.149944662 >>149944690
>>149944646
why do all of these fucking animations have godzilla talking
Anonymous No.149944669
>>149944237 (OP)
I'm the ultimate glazer. I will glaze my character so hard, you'll see me cover in my own glaze.

Here's how I glaze my hero. I tell them to strip, booty butt ass naked. I start with their back, rubbing in the glaze. Then I start to move close to the shoulder. Start going down on their arm and into their hands. We lock fingers. Get in front of them and start feeling their abs. Move up their nipples and start rubbing them. Glaze their face with my face. Then move to their legs. Feel their calves. Finally, get their dick and balls. I start stroking it, getting every flab of skin I can get and go in between the foreskin. Next balls. I massage them, making my hero feel absolute bliss. Finally, I get behind them, one last time. There, I spread their ass cheeks. I rub the inside, one cheek at a time. I even give their butthole and prod from my finger.

That's how hard I glaze my hero.
Anonymous No.149944682
>>149944658
What a TEACHER...
Anonymous No.149944690
>>149944662
and besides if he did talk he'd sound like this
https://youtu.be/HKJgSMQY2yM?si=gP9EKhK7m_0-oow-
Anonymous No.149944694
>>149944629
You should of stayed down MONSTERsura, now time to provably settle this with my swortd-
>>149944641
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE I'M SORRY MASTER!
Anonymous No.149944710 >>149944887
>>149944510
Same reason Raven beat Phoenix or Bill beating Discord.
Anonymous No.149944721 >>149944789
>>149944658
I like this Kratos so Iโ€™ll refrain from saying anything bad.
Hercules deserved that. What a retard.
Anonymous No.149944731 >>149944745
this RP is getting really gay
Anonymous No.149944745
>>149944731
Someday we'll be free from KINGtos...
Anonymous No.149944749
>getting really gay
>he says in the /homosexual cuckposting general/
Anonymous No.149944752 >>149944760 >>149944821
>"I WON'T LET YOU TAKE ME FROM MY DAUGHTEEEEER"
>Asura transforms and begins hitting Kratos over and over
>Kratos, unfazed, readies his own punch
>"Your time is UP, MONSTEEEEEER!"
>Kratos and Asura clash with their fists
>Asura's gives way as Kratos punches through Asura's arm, wounding him severely and knocking him out of his transformation
>"You said monster... Remember that..." Asura says as he falls to the sun
>Kratos looks down in pity
>"Fuck..."
Anonymous No.149944756
You are a heterosexual no longer...
Anonymous No.149944759
>>149944533
Nulybro btw
Anonymous No.149944760
>>149944752
CAAAAANNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOONNNNN
Anonymous No.149944768 >>149944830
>>149944585
Kratos... its okay buddy. You don't need feats to be loved, you just gotta be you!

Asura should've gaped you though
Anonymous No.149944779
>>149944300
It will continue until the /dbs/pammers learn
Anonymous No.149944789 >>149944804 >>149944852
>>149944253
>>149944625
>>149944646
>>149944721

ENOUGH!
Anonymous No.149944790 >>149945051
Mimir is so lucky...
Anonymous No.149944804 >>149944870
>>149944789
Zero.
Anonymous No.149944806
Jannies were TEACHING /dbs/
Anonymous No.149944821 >>149944837
>>149944752
>Asura's gives way as Kratos punches through Asura's arm, wounding him severely and knocking him out of his transformation
Asura loses his arms like every other day, that wouldnโ€™t put him down. Chakravartin did the exact same thing to him and you saw what happened to that guy.
Anonymous No.149944830
>>149944768
But he didn't because Asura is a weak effeminate jeet
Anonymous No.149944837 >>149944896
>>149944821
But this is KINGtos punching Asura's arm off
Anonymous No.149944852
>>149944789
>Jin-w00
Anonymous No.149944870
>>149944804
Sup
Anonymous No.149944887 >>149944941
>>149944710
How does Bill beating Discord not make sense?
Anonymous No.149944896
>>149944837
Asura will just make some more then.
Anonymous No.149944935 >>149945011
>Lucy from Cyberpunk Edgerunners is in Guilty Gear
Does this mean Cyberpunk gets Guilty Gear scaling now?
Anonymous No.149944941 >>149944972
>>149944887
>eldritch being who got killed by two kids and a guy mindwiping himself losing to a character that is both effectively completely immortal due to eventual resurrection and has time travel
Anonymous No.149944957 >>149945007
>>149944335
His mission was so hype, I love AW
Anonymous No.149944972 >>149945028
>>149944941
>effectively completely immortal
If his spirit dies then he dies tho

And if you're comparing anti-feats than Discord has been beaten by silly shit too.
Anonymous No.149944981 >>149944996
>used to be considered planet level and ftl highballed
>fast forward some years
>multiversal and immeasurable minimum
When did game sonic wank start? Or was it always like this and I just didn't notice because I was on the wrong sites? Max wank gamenic is probably unironically stronger than Archie Sonic at this point.
Anonymous No.149944996
>>149944981
I don't get why Sonic fans think you can scale anyone to Solaris. Nobody was damaging that nigga
Anonymous No.149945007
>>149944957
The run segment with the space cowboy theme playingโ€ฆ they really shouldโ€™ve made Asuraโ€™s Wrath into an anime.
Anonymous No.149945011
>>149944935
Cyberpunk had wod scaling since years
Anonymous No.149945028 >>149945041
>>149944972
>If his spirit dies then he dies tho
they straight up state in the episode he will eventually reform and can also travel through time anon
Anonymous No.149945041 >>149945044
>>149945028
Eventually yea, but until then he's dead. And there have been characters in the show before that can't really "die" either though, it has to get called somewhere though. Like how Goku can just run back from the afterlife every time he's killed.
Anonymous No.149945044
>>149945041
>discord dies
>gets reformed in the future
>time travels right back to the fight
by their own logic there was nothing stopping him from doing this
Anonymous No.149945051 >>149945070
>>149944790
>Let me enjoy this delicious taste of your wife and daughter's ashes a bit more!
Why is Mimir like this?
Anonymous No.149945070
>>149945051
I didnโ€™t even think about that, kek.
Anonymous No.149945096
I'm jobbing while playing Ghost of Sparta. FUARK, I'm used to the PS2 controls
Anonymous No.149945109
Hulk is winning or the threads are getting the ASS VOID!!!!