Thread 150037391

high end nonsense fights

That's a nice timeline you got there.

>>150037391 (OP)
Time Trapper rapes WE WUZ KANGZ

I called this yesterday. Haxvirgins never fucking learn.

>>150037418
Hello Hal victim

Ruby may be trash, but she's my trash.

>>150037391 (OP)
Spiderbros...

What's next for Marvel high tiers after the straight up suggsversing we got in Hulk vs Godzilla?

>>150037418
Why hello there...

>>150037437
It's a shame she herself has a cute design but the god awful writing of her show makes it a slog

>Gwenpool was giving commentary when they showed the panels of Hulk reaching gutterspace
Funny

>>150037391 (OP)
First for Godzilla vs Pennywise

>>150037437
Ruby is a boy. He's alright, kind of a push over early on. Dont really get why he wears glasses.

KKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS

Feats beyond solar system level past this point ONLY!

>>150037391 (OP)
>Time Jobber
Kang has this

>>150037453
The remaining two to get their returning episodes

>>150037465
GwenpoolCHADS…

KRATOSSISTERS!
>WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
HEAR ME!
>WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
TRANS RIGHTS...
>WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!

This should have been episode 200. Would have been a nice tribute.

Puny Lizard? SMASHED
Ultima? SMASHED
Hopes of going 3-0? SMASHED
Doubters? SMASHED
Kaijewfags? SMASHED
Mei's tender college age pussy? SMASHED

>>150037418
>Heh, i can mess with save ga-W-w-wait! Feral Chaos-sama PLEASE DONT SHUT DOWN THE HARDWARE I RUN ON, I BEG YOU-ACCKKK

>>150037391 (OP)
and the Time Trapper is....

ROOOOOOOOCCCCCCKKKKKKKKTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!

Haxlets, your reponse? Your place is at the feet of brickGODS.

>>150037479
I-I can create a png background with stars in it...

>>150037465
No character has ever been more fit for BBC than Gwenpool

>>150037513
He won

>>150037465
Didn't Kid Goku obliterate the panel once? Why didnt he get boundless scaling? Fucking stupid shit.

>>150037499
Ohma vs drakon would be fun sadly it's a stomp

>>150037499
Ohma is literally just fanfic capeshit but as a real character. He rapes all power rangers with his pinky finger.

>>150037520
Simonbro btw.

Is he a man or a monster... Or is he both?

REMINDER

If you give Kratos all his gear and high ball him to continental, then he can probably beat a midballed Superman (no sun dip) with extreme difficulty about 5/10 times.
Even while midballed, Clark has a massive stat advantage (lunar-planetary), but he is hardly ever instantly lethal in most encounters, even if he is planning to kill the enemy.
Norse Kratos is less likely to go for the kill with a sapient foe, but if attacked with killing intent will do the same.
Things like Medusa's Gaze, Claws of Hades, and Draupnir/Sword of Olympus offer ways of either taking Superman out instantly or draining him of solar/life energy.
The times where Kratos wins would be by the skin of his teeth, while the times he loses would be from Superman blitzing him with his superior stats.

Anyone got a city level opponent he could face? People are hyping him up too much and he's getting anxious now.

>>150037518
Ares…

godzillasisters are mad...

>>150037537
Holy shit that's cringe.

>>150037509
>Doesn't actually turn off the game irl, just shows a screen effect in the animation before the game continues

KEK he can't do what Chara did.

>>150037526
>why was hulk affecting a character who's main ability is entering a metaspace that exists as a dimension beyond comics considered???
Question of the century there

>>150037537
>Simon helped another man DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
Zillatards really thought he was on their side, kek.

We need the Greatest Of All Time Spider-Man in Death Battle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FRr4KCm9NI

>>150037513
Wait, does spawn still win against the hulk? I don't think he can kill him.

The red brap.......

>>150037513
Hulk isn't a brick anymore.

>>150037479
Where's Jin W00?

>>150037547
Only a matter of time Toho copyright strike the video for defaming old 'Zilla.

>>150037526
>Why didnt he get boundless scaling?
please, understand. only marvel and dc are allowed to wank their 2d panel stuff to beyond dimensional shit
>but what about equalizin—
NOOOOOOOO. these white pages and all that kabbalah shit is actually different because... because it is. STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!!!

>>150037545
>city level
Not strong enough for ISLAND LEVEL GOD Sung Jin Woo

Say something about the Heroes of Death Battle

Ash vs Yugi? Ash can't even solo the other villains in his franchise.

>>150037547
Death Battle does have a history of affecting public perception of characters in such a way that it pervades beyond Death Battle's actual audience.

>>150037547
That's literally what more than a few of the movies are about though

>>150037558
Yep, time for MHA to get fraudchecked.

>>150037566
Spawn isn't even hard to kill, DB made up that part about him surviving existence erasure.

>>150037583
Zilla didn't die though, they didn't break the "death with no successor" rule

>>150037583
>post deleted
AAAIIIIEEE TOHO IS ALREADY AT IT

>>150037549
>>150037509
>>150037418
Exit.

>>150037594
I miss Goku

>>150037583
The literally just did what singularity point did and disconnected IT from the verse where hulk and the avatar fought

>>150037595
>cunny and hag
death battle tembles in fear

>>150037453
Does any other Marvel hero really get this close to justified cosmology scaling though, without using weird temporary powerups and what-if/kills-the-universe scenarios? Hulk gets his powers from the god of the marvel multiverse's bad side. Even wanked Ghost Rider and Dr. Strange are a few tiers removed from that.

>>150037594
Where's Kratos?>>150037567

GODS

>>150037537
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGmon!

>>150037513
Simon genuinely had better hax though.

>>150037636
He said HEROES not villains.

>>150037594
Spawn would never want to be seen near JOBlk and JOBswer. (Both lost past fights)

>>150037641
Doom stomps if gets a gun.

>Bunch of boring fights coming
Only HE can save Death Battle

>>150037418
>His equation couldn't solve Ultima

>>150037651
Bowser is a villain tho

>>150037635
Technically any of the Gamma Mutates and also any character that has temporarily been a Gamma Mutate (Thor).

>>150037418
Chara destroying an entire timeline doesn't even make sense. She destroys the underground at most considering wind can still be heard, and she definitely doesn't destroy the multiverse because of the Pacifist Post-Genocide ending. If you use the idea that the reason Sans is so apathetic because he knows that it's the same timeline that gets reset and not a new one getting made, then she certainly doesn't destroy the timeline because Undertale would only have one of them.

>>150037651
You dare say KINGtos is a VILLAIN?
He fights for TRANS RIGHTS, CHUD

>>150037603
No they didn't, it's just that they ignored that he only had that ability for a really short time (like literally three issues) and then gave it up.

>>150037475
KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGTTTTTTOOOOOEEEEESSSSSSS

>>150037668
You weren't supposed to post that...

>>150037660
magolor can survive a gun

Death Battle threads saved this board. Never thought i would say this, but thanks /dbs/ for creating the 'tismo that spread across this site.

>>150037666
Not all the time, he can help the good guys when he needs to.

>>150037595
>Lusamine with big tits
Disgusting

>>150037662
Mundane Mann victim

>>150037635
I mean they namedrop Thor in the episode. Also Surfer.
Strange also directly invokes his magic from the highest gods in Marvel and Ghost Rider is an agent of God himself, they do have that kind of retarded lore wank backing them.

>>150037418
>kills anon

>"So... We have to give Rudy some... Scaling?"
>"What's that?"

>>150037668
She destroys the multiverse but also puts it back together
And she does it to fuck with you, the player, because even if you try to fix the Genocide run by doing a Pacifist run, she'll be there to ruin it
They also stated that when combined with a human soul, a monster can surpass a human. With 7 they become gods, and Chara is around that power easily

>>150037671
>No they didn't
Yes they did, go read the panel it was from. Spawn didn't survive being erased, he literally just teleported to another plane of existence.

>>150037667
The only other gamma mutate that seems to be able to actually manipulate the below place, rather than just using it as a respawn room (often without realizing it), was The Leader, which made it look like it was an intelligence thing, not a power thing.

>>150037733
Featless gods, wanked statements, and baseless headcanon lmao

>Marvel has a couple of Layers making it impossible for Ultima to reach
The Touhou agenda builds itself

>>150037728
If they do this then that means Aang also gets Smite scaling which means he shitstomps GenSHIT protag even harder

The only exciting fight we know about left is Gru vs Megamind.

>>150037728
There's also Magic the Gathering, which had skins for Nicol Bolas and a bunch of other planeswalkers

>>150037630
couldn't IT just connect again later after getting stronger or something?

>>150037758
Layers are truly the new dimensions, no one knows what they do but they sound powerful.

>>150037758
>Ben, please use the gacha fanfiction! I beg you!

>>150037757
We know that each save file is literally a timeline in Undertale
Chara with a single slash destroyed every save file and locked the player out of making a new one until she decided to let him

>>150037762
Yeah might take a break if it gets boring. Ash Yugi will be good tho

inb4 next episode after Ruby vs Maka is Aang vs Traveler

>>150037697
holy kek

>>150037743
I mean if the name of the game is permadeath and permadeath is impossible for gamma mutates, then most fights they end up winning just as a result of outliving the competition.

>>150037771
Probably not because the Archetype it needs to maintain its existence is completely useless to it

>>150037662
He's for Sans

>>150037714
Thor and Surfer are super strong and probably have better actual feats than Hulk.
But they just don't have a direct link allowing them to scale to the entirety of Marvel's cosmology.
Same goes for Ultima really. Many Godzillas did a lot more damage than him and had much better on-screen feats. But they aren't avatars to a theoretically unstoppable overbeing (unless you run with the fan theory that they are all avatars to IT, but that's super dubious, and a lot of fans don't even like that).

>>150037762
Gru vs Megamind will be disappointing because we already know the outcome. Gru has much more material to draw from.

Could the Flash beat Hulk? Can't permanently kill him, but Flash can take away Hullk's speed and render him an immortal statue.

Track art is out

>OFF hype with the new release
>Deltarune hype with the new release
>Like three Sans easter eggs this season alone
Are we looking forward to seeing Sans get raped?

>>150037788
I fucking hope not these last 3 match ups have been completely uninteresting

>>150037509
Love how Nomura switched up and gave Chaos his own Giga Bowser/Shin Bison equivalent out of nowhere.

>>150037758
Marvel is PART of Godzilla's multiverse it was COMPOSITE Godzilla. It was all just so silly and one of the reasons I hate composite fights. Hulk didnt even get to kill Ultima. I just hate it.

>SINCE WHEN WERE YOU IN CONTROL-
*edits the game file*
This is your jobber, Charabros?

>>150037820
Then Hulk still wins by outliving him.

>>150037728
is that the dad of Kratos?

FUARK

If Megamind vs Gru is 3D how many minions will be in the animation considering rendering problems?

>>150037826
>Implying they'll let Sans lose to a literal who from an obscure game no one actually played

>>150037844
Can't Flash slow down his aging due to speedforce nonsense?

>>150037662
Rimuru eats him and doesn't even find anything worth copying.

>>150037391 (OP)
I have some ideas, but I wanna hear some of your guys thoughts first.

>>150037641
No way they're putting Magolor at whateverthefuckversal Doom would get.

>>150037758
I can't believe Touhou is onion level

>>150037855
>The Batter victims

>DeltaTROON
>UnderTRANNY

>>150037781
>We know that each save file is literally a timeline in Undertale
dubious
>Chara with a single slash destroyed every save file and locked the player out of making a new one until she decided to let him
It wasn't "she lets you" it's "she actually gets what she wants, being the bargaining chip to get the SOUL". She's not some multiversal god who has full control over the game considering all she can do is hold the save files hostage until you make a deal with her so she can actually get the SOUL.

>>150037624
MUGEN god tiers simply upscale all of vidya.

Could the Doctor beat Ultima?

Knives.

>>150037860
No
But even if he could, all he can do is slow it down, he's still mortal, which Hulk isn't

>>150037781
>more statements
YAWN!

>My infinite is more infinite than your infinite because it has more layers!
>But infinite is infinite.
>SHUT UP!

>>150037839
>Marvel is part of Godzilla’s multiverse
No it isn’t lmfao.

>MAAAARVEL I NEED YOU MAAARVEL THIS IS BRUCE BANNER I’M UP AGAINST
God, I am so glad that fucking gay lizard got fraud checked just to spite his retarded fanbase.

>>150037728
>What do you mean Ruby needs my feat of traveling across galaxies in literal seconds to win her fight?!?!
>I haven't even gotten onto this show yet despite having a million characters lined up to fight me yet she thinks she has the right to try and mooch off me for her own battles!?! Tell her to go leech off someone else!

>>150037860
Then he is in a waiting game with a statue that can never die. Eternal tie or at least until madness takes him.

>>150037910
Yes, and more easily than Banner did

>Indie sloppa
We KILL flops here

>>150037857
Sans is one of the most popular game characters ever.

OFF sadly never sold more than 200k games.

I never want a #DeathBattle to feel like it's picking at the little guy, so I hope most people come away from today's episode with a new appreciation for an overlooked gem.

>>150037904
>MUGEN god tiers simply upscale all of vidya
this. Ronald McDonald solos all fiction

>>150037925
Based. Destroy all indieslop. KINGtos solos all indieshit games.

>>150037910
bullshitting his way into beating space-time entities via knowledge is literally his average Tuesday

>>150037912
Missing one

Which do you prefer?
>The fight we got where it's Hulk vs Godzilla in the first half and Banner vs IT I the second
>A full length Hulk vs Godzilla fight
>A full length Banner vs IT fight

>>150037910
He's even smarter than Banner AND has all the time hax needed to make Jet Jaguar PP happen, so yeah it wouldn't even be that hard for him. It probably wouldn't even be that much of a show.

I miss BlazBlue. Too bad it will never get another battle. How Taokaka got a Death Battle before Noel or Jin, I'll never know.

>>150037915
Cardinalsissies, our response?

Maka just wins, right? I don't bother keeping up with RWBY and I highly doubt they've been doing soul hax bullshit in that series

Her hax is actually ridiculous. Would be tough to put her up with any other demon girl.

Could Rick Sanchez beat Ultima?

>>150037934
Ronald isn't even a strong MUGEN character. Not even this guy is at the top tier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj3OC_-iFiM

>>150037910
Yes, I can.

>>150037955
Ruby's best hope is crossover scaling.

>>150037955
Normal Maka gapes Normal Ruby. Composite Ruby turbo gapes Composite Maka.

>>150037950
Maybe if Genshin vs Aang does well they'll do more Mihoyo stuff

>>150037943
Fight we got, a scientist beating Goji is too thematically accurate and fitting especially after Banner has been ignored in his past matchups
just wish Goji got to do a bit more

>>150037943
A fight that didn't involve the crazy outergods that overtook their public identities over the past few years.

>>150037950
She was funny boobie cat

>Jalter saw Godzilla lose
Sad. Also, Deku and Miles were there.

>>150037855
Alex YIIK would beat the shit out of these small children unprompted

>>150037850
Yes

>>150037955
With no crossover wank to carry Ruby Maka just beats her to death yes

So why didn't Megatron get JG1?

>>150037963
>Composite Maka
what is Composite Maka even?

>>150037930
The original OFF is free so it actually sold 0 games. Littlest guy in all of Death Battle.

>>150037956
>literally beat someone with actual cheat engine
Doesn't that make her immune to data? There is also conceptual+plot erasure in one of the witches games IIRC.

>>150037955
RWBY's main cast never went beyond building tier in stats outside of hikarious wank

>>150037943
Banner vs IT fight where Bruce shows up in IT's gooncave to see Ultima's author and they have a fistfight
In the end Bruce pops the equation into IT's computer and shuts down Godzilla.exe before pouring a glass of water on IT's CPU.

>>150037950
because Taokaka is cute and genuinely good wife material in a cast where nearly all the women are either shit or crazy. Makoto is the main other good one and she'd just be screwed over by "lol squirrel girl" faggotry if she ever got in.

>>150037984
So DBZfags could get a win before Goku was fed to Superman for a third time

>>150037990
Fire Force? Idk

HULK SMASH

>>150038014
Waffle House? He's seen worse.

>>150037912
>Buddy fodder

>>150037956
Attack animation and item scaling alone is ridiculous in Disgaea and then there's crazy story shit, like the canon phone game saying enough prinnies exploding together would destroy the multiverse.

>>150037990
anime and manga I would assume, the anime ends earlier than the manga does and it gives Maka a little bit more but not a whole lot
unless you want to go really out there and start throwing in Fire Force scaling which would be retarded

>>150038014
>Yeah, let's just let Hulk take this one.

>>150037950
Hakumen would be more fun than Noel or Jin.

>>150037996
UMMM...SIMONBROS?
Does Etna mog us?

>>150038016
Goku won't get his 0-3 butt buddy after all...

>>150037550
Oh I thought Goku would be too /a/ for /co/ ?

Well in that case

>>150038038
The thing is Jin, has more material to work with manga and anime wise besides the game's Visual Novel like story.

>>150038032
Fire Force scaling is less retarded than Death Battle breaking their rules and giving Ruby crossover scaling which she will almost certainly get so that Monty's last wish doesn't end with Ruby getting cut in half by Maka.

>>150038040
>Does Etna mog us?
well, yeah. Etna is cuter. duh

>>150038040
If you wank the item world the way DB wanked the mind labyrinth, yes.

>>150038055
Hakumen is literally Jin but with Susano'o (hell in the final fight he briefly dons it Vs. Terumi), they should be comparable.

>indieslop
>all this talk over jobber verses
KINGtos solos your verse.
NINE HUNDRED.
MILLION.
INFINITE MULTIVERSES.
LOWBALLED.

Gamerabros, status report.
Any faith for our kaiju?

>>150037956
>every single item has an infinite multieverse in it that loops around to each item inside of that item having their own multiverse
FUUUUUUUARRRKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>150038059
Only post-timeskip

>FLATna
MOGGED by Yoko.

>>150038068
>SHITtos equation
Exit.

>>150037418
>Actually, canonically jobs to Ultima

>>150038068
>Folded to Ultima
What a fraud

>>150038073
Simonbros??
Sung Jinwoobros??
Um...Im starting to doubt...

>>150037950
Fighting game episodes died with RT, Liu Kang vs Jago will be the last hurrah.

>>150038055
Hakumen should kinda upscale from Jin's everything because of the fact that he's Jin and it's implied he did a lot of Jin-y things.

>>150038068
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

Lolis won

>>150038082
KINGtos is outerversal and above platonic concepts. He SOLOS Hulk, Godzilla, Superman, Maka, All Might, Gojo and any other weak verse.

>>150038111
Only because Rance is too cowardly to fuck them.

>>150037956
Also has almost no defense against Hex

>>150038118
...on opposite day where his equation worked against Ultima instead of Simon's.

I like how the two extremes are "Maka wins a fight she should by all rights win" and "Maka loses because of bullshit Blazblue scaling"

>>150038123
... but not our strongest Hero, Hal CHADrdan

I bet you can't name 100 characters that can beat KINGtos.

KIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTTOOOOOSSSSSSSS!

>>150038111
...the jobbing to cock contest

>>150038111
Lolis are losing to TexanCHADS and IrelandLORDS.

>>150037974
That's my wife right there

>>150038132
I like Blazblue, so I'm just using RWBY as an excuse to talk about it. I don't think she should scale to it in any serious manner but
>DB

>cucky simon
KINGtos is his BVLL.

>>150038135
I can name 101.

>The Kratos equation
Just imagine how powerful and complicated it would be

>>150037391 (OP)
thought robot more like...

>>150038111
Just imagining the sheer destruction Balrog would put on them...fuck...

Kratos jobbing to Ultima somehow makes this even funnier.

.................................

My fatetroon hypothesis was correct.

>>150038060
Going by DB logic, the laberynth is a hyperversal endless omniverse.

>>150038171
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150038163
BELOW Ultima

>>150038171
SCHOLARtos was correct btw

>>150038132
I don't think they'll do Blazblue/SMT scaling as funny as it is because Maka doesn't have any multiversal comp bullshit of their own.
I now do want a Blazblue CTAG matchup though. Ragna + Yu vs Composite Ryu + Jin

>>150038166
TEN
BILLION
SUNS

>>150037450
>raped by rock cock

>sailor moon vs sakura/madoka
>remilia scarlet vs rachel alucard
>madotsuki vs omori
>luz vs anne
>marisa vs misaka mikoto
>any homura fight
Any other matchups for this feel?

>>150038197
Kratos, Bitterly, Crying

>>150038171
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150037391 (OP)
Man-Thing vs Swamp Thing would turn into a cluster fuck. Otto would post more, for one

Bros, I tried the Kratos Equation against Ultima and he just laughed. What the fuck? I thought Kratos was outerversal and above platonic concepts!

>>150038171
>Wyzen’s finger victim
KWAB!

Characters who can solve the Equation:
Bruce Banner
Bruce Wayne
Clark Kent
Mister Terrific
Mister Fantastic
Detective Chimp
Mei Kamino

Everyone else is fodder.

>>150038166
Imagine Cell with that power

>>150038197
Kek
Based
Canon

>>150038171
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150038222
No greek door?

The OPUS!

Trying to think of Shirou Emiya in Death Battle.
>Fate Shirou: Weakest Shirou. Can project Caliburn. Can use Avalon, but that only works with Saber nearby.
>UBW: Fully understands his projections and can use UBW if he has Rin's mana. Mainly uses Kansho and Bakuya.
>HF: Gets Archer's full knowledge but his mind is being fried due to Archer's arm. Physically strongest Shirou in the original VN. Can't invoke UBW. His body is repeatedly pierced with blades when using Archer's arm.
>Miyu's Brother (Prisma Illya): Is like a combination of UBW and HF Shirou. Can invoke UBW with Miyu's money, has most of Archer' fighting skills and NPs, and can even project Divine Constructs. Using Archer EMIYA's power is slowly killing and would have if not for Sakura using Rule Breaker on him
>Two Years Later Shirou/Case Files Shirou: Two years later Shirou is the one in anime's epilogue of UBW. Case Files Shirou is a Shirou from non of the routes, but is close personality wise to Fate and UBW Shirou. Case Files Shirou can use UBW and Caliburn. He also has an upgraded ability with UBW when using a broken phantasm, the effects go to all his weapons in UBW.
>Archer: Just Archer EMIYA.
>Last Episode Shirou: Basically Shirou that lived a life similar to Archer, but when he died, he went to Avalon to be with Artoria thanks to Merlin.

>>150038166
Why do 52 universes have less suns then our own Milky way galaxy?

>>150038229
You forgot someone...

>>150037957
yes

Maka vs. Ruby ends in a tie of becoming KINGtos' wives while Simon licks up any semen that flies off the bed.

>>150038252
They were empty universes ok?!

>>150038252
Grant Morrison isn’t as smart as he think he is

Best ruby/maka doujins? Need them for research

>>150038014
this battle took place before Miles vs Deku and was the reason why Deku decided to stick to fighting against street tiers

>>150038245
>fight Godzilla wins

>>150038166
Figure of speech

>>150038229
Wasn't it Yun who solved it by inventing Yung/Pelops II in the first place? Mei just kinda took it to the destination through a few billion iterations where it sent data to the past.

What is he writing?

Hulkbros... Godzillabros... we must be better men and stop getting uppity knowing we were spared from jobbing to KINGtos.

I kinda want a Kratos vs. Spawn rematch now that gives Kratos all his insanely retarded scaling just for him to still lose

>>150038264
...thought SHITtos before Soul bisected him.

>>150038250
Archers match up spread sucks since his most popular is feeding him to Hakumen. Miyu Verse Shirou vs Shiki (idk which version) would be good tho

>>150038264
Maka would kill SHITos.

/dbg/ Death Battle General > /dbg/ Dragon Ball General

>>150038280
Kratos, Bitterly, Crying.

>>150038177
Yeah the item world is an endless cycle of stronger universes within items, which contain items containing even stronger universes, containing even stronger items ad infinitum.

>>150038291
A funny scenario where he bodies the world then fights a silly robot that is voiced by a loli and loses

>>150038241
>*overscales Kratos*
Palutena Damn!

>>150038291
A letter to Kratos that asks him to breed Mothra.

>>150038291
An apology letter to all his fans who bet their life savings on his fraud ass going 3-0

>>150038245
Does Kratos have plot manipulation/conceptual erasure resistance? I genuinely don't recall.

>>150038298
Spawn just uses his version of Penance Stare that worked on Ghost Rider and Kratos loses.

>>150038298
Spawn just beaten King of Hell Zarathos Ghost Rider

>>150038291
A letter to Bruce letting him know that the Kratos Equation is worthless.

Laharl was canonically molested, which makes him a SURVIVOR, along with bruce banner.

>>150038229
She technically only made the AI who could solve the equation.

>>150038298
>>150038331
What if DB doubles down and has Kratos win somehow because he resisted Hades soul hax? That would be a funnier outcome imo
>>150038330
He has the werid thing of him defying fate via the sisters of fate

>>150038330
Not really. The Sisters of Fate were his best argument, but the novelization showed that it was more Lahkesis and Atropos messing around with his thread of fate until it became impossible for them to take care of cleanly, rather than him outright defying them.

>>150038291
>and so in the end the monsters didn't win. But the man.

>>150038291
>Dear Bruce,
>"Tell Son Gohan I'm paying him a visit."
>XOXO, Goji

>>150038317
I mean... Technically hulk killed several avatars? But died several times while banner figured out the equation.... But the equation!.... Just disconnected the avatar from IT... Uhhh huh

>>150037912
Hey kids.... wanna slay a princess?

>>150038323
post his best feat

>>150038350
IIRC, Pelops actually just popped up on her computer out of nowhere.

>>150038350
No, she just possessed a copy of it. The actual computer scientist Yun (white haired dude) coded it, and from there the AI basically upgraded itself retroactively until it ended up already knowibg the solution from the beginning and decoding it.

>>150038363
Now that I think about it this was super unsatisfying as an episode

>>150037930
B-B-B-BASED
Saving this for when Sans gives Judge a bad time

KINGtos would solo Soul Eater.

>>150038377
No, she downloaded it onto her computer from Yun's site and then it renamed itself from Yung to Pelops and tagged along with her.

>>150038377
>>150038388
This cute nerd everyone keeps posting has been a fraud the whole time!?

>>150038404
...'s laundry.

Can some actually explained what happened at the end? Did banner Just seal the verse the fight took place in off?

YEEEESSSS NOW THE BEST PART OF THE POSTFIGHT BEGINS!!!! ASURABRO BTW!

>>150038411
TO BE FAIR, banner took trillions of tries and the help of like 20 different other characters data to evict IT.

>>150038404
...'s dirty dishes.

>>150038315
Cone = 3
White Scoop = 2
Pink Scoop = 1

>>150038363
It kinda felt like they wrote the ending first and went backwards without realizing the ending was kinda dumb.

Post Kratos resisting Black Blood.

>>150038434
Holy BASED! In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back. I LOVE you all, my fellow Kratostransxis SCHOLARS!

>>150038434
Why is r/deathbattle just femboy fetish now

>>150038434
He just had that ready to go, huh?
>>150038449
To be fair, Banner's monologue was very good.

>>150038434
Straightest Asurasissy

>>150038455
Post Kratos drowning for failing a puzzle

>>150038299
Soul wouldn't because he would be too busy watching.
>>150038307
Maka wouldn't because she loves KINGtos like all women.

>>150038434
Straightest KEKtosissy.

>>150038434
Kaijubros look like THIS?

>>150038434
Uh... Godzillabros?

>>150038434
YABBA
DABBA
DOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150038425
>>150038443
>KINGtos is such a better man that he is helping a weaker verse with their chores
That is my HERO right there.

>>150038465
>now
Also it is tranny fetishism, or eggs like how they call them.

So after all that
After a year of "OH NO HE WON'T GO 3-0" posts and a year of "ASS VOOOOOOIIIIID" posts and over a month of talking shit...
All of that and the thing being shitposted here the most is Kratos vs Asura still????
What the actual fuck is wrong with you people

>W-what the FUCK did you just say, Asura?! You DIDN’T kill your family? How are you supposed to become the BETTER MAN then? You were supposed to murder EVERYONE and plunge Shinkoku Trastrium into chaos as well as the rest of the world (with your Destructor form)! I did the same with Greece and look at how great I turned out! GODS, you make me SO mad, I need to TEACH you NOW with my WALL-LEVEL fists. Come here!
>*punches Asura’s face with full power*
>AAAAAAEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII y-you just exploded my arm into red mist with your head! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! I AM THE BETTER MAN, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TAUGHT! W-wait, why is your hand glowing? Please forgive me! I promise I won’t bother you anymore! I was just joking about killing my wife, daughter and all of Greece! Please believe m-AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

>>150038510
Kratos vs. Asura was uniquely bad.

>>150038434
What the fuck is this Deathmatch?
/dbg/ is the most civil it's been in a while but it seems like it's making everyone else go fucking insane.

>>150038478
>lusting after a 13 year old
PEDOtos...

Just woke up, I'm disappointed. I expected the next match-up to be Ash vs Yugi. Great, now I have to wait another waiting period

>>150038511
Kratos, Bitchingly, Crying.

Just checking in here after watching Hulk vs Godzilla. So we can agree it's bullshit how they used Bruce Banner?

>>150038510
The pearl jam guy was just teasing, silly.

>>150038527
/dbg/? Hulk and Godzilla SCHOLARS who can civilly discuss the results
Everywhere else? Powerscaling RETARDS who only comprehend physical feats

CHADtos was TEACHING /DBG/...

Broly?
Would DESTROY Ghidorah
Doomsday?
Would ANIHHILATE Destoroyah

>>150038315
2 SCOOPS

>>150038546
Not really, everyone here agreed that it was Hulk's only wincon if they did use Ultima.

>>150038511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY&list=RDvkOJ9uNj9EY&start_radio=1 Starts playing and he reduces bitchtos to paste

>>150038541
Pedos are unfortunately the strongest. Just look at Hal, Battler, and the world government.

>>150038527
Spacebattles has been taking it well.

>>150038546
I find it kind of cheap but when both fighters literally can't die it's really all you can do if you want to avoid a draw.

>>150038374
he got that tight Hyperlayered Ultraversal+ angelic bussy game

>>150038562
SHITly is a fraud.

>>150038511
CANOOOOOOOOON!

Kratos pooed in Jeetsura's loo

>>150038577
Then why did Epstein JOBBED

>>150038584
>Ghidorah would lose to a fraud
Grim

KINGtos has TAUGHT me to be a better man...by engaging in constant dishonest argumentation methods to defend my (weak) hero....

>>150038510
At the end of the day most people here like Godzilla and Hulk and were mostly just annoyed by some of the diehard autists on either side. Animation was neat, cool result.
Kratos vs Asura is still by far the worst episode in recent memory by lightyears

>>150038562
KINGtos? Defeats all 4 with honor.

>>150038562
Doomsday?
Would BISECT Broly
https://youtu.be/m2PwbQFW46Q?si=0cjQf2ui0IysWCVx

>>150038546
It's quite literally hulks only win con but the issue is how they're describing the 'win' all it did was make it feel like a no contest and just flipping the table on the fight continuing without just calling it a draw

>>150038527
this match's insanity hax? we all tanked it

>>150038577
When are we going to get a pedo battle?

>>150038546
Not really, it matches up with the retcon that Banner was subconsciously affecting Hulk's actions during WWH to make sure no one got killed despite the gigantic level of destruction. It also fits the narrative style of Cate's recent run with Banner was essentially using Hulk as a starship, by using his consciousness to control Hulk directly.
The real point of contention is whether or not Ultima/IT would figure out/be able to do something about the green door.

>>150038428
>>150038528
>>150038583
>just shitposts
so does he have anything?

>>150038581
But it's called HULK vs Godzilla. They didn't use Banner against Broly and Doomsday. If they couldn't determine a winner then just make it a draw. Not like they haven't had draws before.

>>150038599
Because he jobbed to what was probably another pedo.

>>150038404
The final boss of Soul Eater is also Asura so Kratos jobs again

>>150038607
Kratos, Blowing, Composite fiction.

>next episode is weebslop
Shan't be watching

>>150038599
He went to rehab and thus lost all his buffs

>>150038617
That's because we're already insane. We're like the Joker. You can't make us any crazier.

>>150038633
Kratos beat Asura tho

ASH PREPARE TO FACE MY SMALL ROCK LEVEL MONSTERS

>>150038633
kek
canon

>>150038632
>Another pedo

Proof? All we know he could have jobbed to an ordinary assassin

>>150038660
Yugi looks cooler there for he wins

>>150038510
>All of that and the thing being shitposted here the most is Kratos vs Asura still????
Not enough bullshit to meme and shit on. Krasura is the furthest they’ve sunk by far.

>>150038580
Spacebatttles deities sees Bruce and IT mathematical discourse as kindergaten tests. Also a single nightfighter solos both verses

>>150038613
>Z SHITly
Now put FRAUDsday against the real CHADly and see what happens.

>>150038660
>lost to Joey
KWAB

>>150038633
K,B,C.

>>150038658
...in KEKtos' dreams.

>>150038678
I genuinely have no idea what happened. Absolutely a bizarre episode. It feels more like a first draft.

>>150038617
This is us.

>>150038629
No one who actually reads Hulk books considers them separate characters. TOBA and Hulk? Sure. But Banner and Hulk have a status quo as a package deal.

Post Yugi getting KISSED by a love interest

>>150038660
Me and my entire verse just got NO DIFFED by all the aura EXUDING from this image!!!

Post Ash destroying a planet

>>150038672
His death was covered up by pedos, so the assassin at least had a pedo assist.

>>150037956
>one of morrigan is her going against someone who at minimum galactic with simon/hulk level haxes, and her wanked version being hyperversal due to item world nonsense
Sad. Though it would be fun seeing a little kid womanhandle boobanator.

>>150038629
What the fuck is Banner supposed to do against Broly or Doomsday? He was useful here because it's specifically intelligence required to counter Ultima

Nightwing vs Kevin Nash

Ultima's equation? I solved it over lunch.

>>150038694
Kratos whooped that sissy Indian

Warrior-Z shakes his head. “Here’s the problem with Mantra being infinite: it’s infinite in the context of the story, not the universe. Kratos doesn’t just punch things harder. He understands the mechanics of fighting, of real endurance. It’s not ‘just power’; it’s how you use it. A demigod learns how to adapt to every situation, every new power. You can’t just hope that your Mantra can beat an opponent who’s not relying on some narrative rulebook to survive.”

“And that’s the key difference,” he adds, sitting back and letting the thought settle. “Mantra is a metaphor. Kratos' power? It’s real. And when you strip away the giant forms and the speeches about his daughter, what’s left? An indestructible fighter who’s gone toe-to-toe with threats beyond anything Asura could imagine.”

Now he’s on a roll. “Kratos doesn’t get tired. He doesn’t wear down. He doesn’t rely on asspull forms to win. He’s been up against the hardest, most unforgiving fights imaginable. So when Asura's mantra eventually burns out — when his forms get drained — Kratos keeps going. And when it’s all said and done, Kratos wins.”

Warrior-Z pauses, giving me a moment to process the weight of his argument, and then, with a grin, leans back in his chair, arms crossed in triumph.

“Boom. Done.”

>>150038697
Yeah, but can Joker tanked getting RAPED?

>>150038627
A lot of his strength comes from his equipment and the blessings from his lady. Most of his unique stuff comes from fighting prowess. Palutena does give him infinite revives, though, and his equipment does scale him to lightspeed and... maybe planetary? It's been a while since I've played Uprising.

>The final boss of Soul Eater is also Asura
So KINGtos solos Soul Eater? Good to know.

>>150038726
>Needed help from another pedo

WEAKssassin......

>Soul Eaterfags are backed into a corner against KINGtos and need to come up with headcanon that ASSura didn't job
How did KINGtos become so overwhelmingly powerful? He might be the strongest character in fiction now.

Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

Was Kratos vs Asura really that bad that It mindbroke these thread for so long?

>>150038746
>filler arc

>>150038694
Canon
>>150038737
Headcanon

>>150038772
It's also JUST these threads
Everywhere else has fucking forgotten about it but for some reason /co/ can't let go

>>150038732
>What the fuck is Banner supposed to do against Broly
School him like the SCHOLAR that Banner is

>>150038737
>Indian
Retardbro, he’s a genetically modified cyborg with nothing to hint his ethnicity. Meanwhile Kratos…

>>150038542
They realized they have no idea how to make Yugi work in death battle while also making it so Ash wins.

>>150038746
>Only kissed ONCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLwppndvzU

>>150038775
Ash is a show only character, so Yugi gets his show feats as well

>>150038660
>Ash then proceeded to job to small rock level monsters

>>150038772
I can't think of another episode where DB basically hand wave away the fact a character never does a feat on screen with
>Just because we've never SEEN them do it doesn't mean they can't

>>150038772
I think it's because there genuinely was something that went kind of wrong with the episode.

>SHITos has to pick on little kids now
KEK!

>>150038797
The Zorc arc provided a good basis on how Yugi/Atem would fight in a situation where it's not bound by the rules of Duel Monsters.

>>150038354
So Kratos fights are all basically just "Punch Harder beats all tiers"

A million-trillion to one and rising. That’s the odds. A chance to nullify the madness behind the monster. 2 + 2 is 5, a right angle is 80 degrees. This element is beyond what we can perceive... like gamma.

A thousand times. A million. A trillion. I just. need. ONE.

>>150038717
Atem is narratively obligated to fuck.
Unfortunately that ship sailed for Ash (when people were originally theorizing that the new female protagonist of the anime was his daughter).

>>150038819
Pretty much.

>>150038820
Punch Harder has limits to its power, something they will never understand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E1M-kayKvo

>4x super effective against charizard lol
>2x super effective against pikachu

Giant soldier of stone sweep

>Asura slander
ENOUGH
*lifts a finger up and solos Kratos*

I bet KINGtos is even smarter than Banner too. Infinite strength and infinite intellect.

>>150037662
What if it's a fight where character development and word building is taken into account?

Soul Eater?
More like SHIT EATER!

>>150038830
Banner was TEACHING Ultima

>>150038111
All men ITT lose to loli

KEKtos is as smart as his retarded fans.

>Hulk vs Godzilla
>both of them come off as CHADS with CHADnner outscaling both of them
>SHARTos somehow loses
How does this keep happening?

>>150038772
yes

>>150038855
>Warrior-Z out of NOWHERE

>>150038830
Kratos could never do this btw.

Don't worry Soul Eaterbros, RWBY can't even get past KINGtos' son.

>>150038741
Yes, his spirit just transfers into another, stronger inmate afterwards

>>150038772
It was by far the worst episode they've ever done

>>150038849
Post the Kratos code beating Ultima.

Don't worry RWBY and Soul Eaterbros, KEKtos can't even get past Wyzen.

>>150038772
Yes. There will likely never be an episode on the level of complete catastrophe as Krasura again. You have a (some even might say “the”) poster child featsman against the one of the most controversial “lore” merchants in powerscaling. It was a recipe for disaster and doomed from conception. DB’s insanely incompetent research didn’t help either.

>>150038882
*rapes that inmate too*
now what?

>>150038881
And KEKtos can't even get past Excalibur

>>150038732
Apparently generate tech from nothing, like the ring laser that nearly killed Goku

>>150038730
Potentially you could wank Morrigan due to her unstable power being capable of destroy Makai(and herself,which is why Belial split her soul in three bits), plus scaling her to Pyron and Jedah who she can beat. But it's still pretty iffy unless you go "fuck it" and give her crossover scaling

>>150038888
Easy
Kratos + Composite Fiction = Kratos Win
This code would beat Ultima if Kratos bothered writing it down, but instead he would just TEACH Ultima

>>150038895
MY HERO CHADDLER

>>150038830
Should have done research into Micro-Oxygen and overloading Godzilla's internal nuclear furnace

>Hulkzilla confirmed FRAUDtos is weak
>this is causing KEKtosfags to lash out at everyone
Based.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>150037391 (OP)
Holy shit holy shit Hulk and Bruce are unstoppable. Godzilla got GG. So previous fights was nerfed Hulk huh, cool.

>>150038830
I think what people are forgetting was that it wasn't just Banner was smart, it was that archetype is similar to gamma

>>150038896
It transfers into you. You are now the Joker.

>>150038895
The weird thing is, they had access to research. I'm not even talking about them subscribing to Kratos being less powerful, I mean things like "Morpheus was a character in Chains of Olympus" and "the sun was stolen because it was necessary for destroying the World Pillar." Basic stuff.

>>150038229
We established the Doctor and Rick to be smart enough

>>150038291
>"I cuckzilla hereby surrender my title of king of the monsters to Hulk -sama"

>>150038229
Kratos

>>150038917
Why is SMARTos so intelligent?

KINGtos vs. FRAUDulk when?

>hulk just makes a infinity gauntlet
lame and super safe

>>150038950
Needed Atreus to read Norse for him

>>150038957
How does Kratos beat Hulk?

>>150038917
>This code would beat Ultima if Kratos bothered writing it down
But we already know that Kratos failed to solve it along with Sonic and Frisk...

>>150038434
Hulkbros our opponents fans are a bunch of gay homos

>>150038930
>You are now the Joker
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO

>>150038974
LowIQtos...

>>150038957
>Banner tries to do some math and shit
>"WHAT? KINGTOS IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE... AAAAAHHH I'M GOING INSAAAANEEE"
>Banner fucking vanishes out of existence.
>"I'll now TEACH you how to control your anger, Hulk..."

>>150038972
It makes the most sense both from a narrative and budget perspective

Kratos will get the aid of the Ottoman Turks to SOLO everyone

>>150038988
AAAAAAAAAiiiiieeeEEEEEEEeeeee

>>150038974
GOINGTONIGHTSCHOOLtos

>>150038972
Safe but I liked Bruce making a device specifically built for Hulk to use

>>150038990
>KINGtos teaches Hulk to be a better man

wholesome

>>150038974
CHADreus was TEACHING Kratos...

>Hey, Kratus. I heard you were pretty strong
>let's fuck

Will KINGtos posting be in this year's King of /v/?

>>150038867
GODzilla and Bruce CHADner are beloved scholars with many fans.

>I LOVE ASH KETCHUM! I LOVE KISSING HIM EVERYNIGHT

Who said this?

>>150039005
I'M NOT THE JOKER. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH. HELP ME BATMAN, IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!

>>150039027
Goh....

>>150038990
k, b, c

C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Asura, Simon, Godzilla, Hulk and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY ARES!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT ZEUS’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I AM AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>150039027
Serena!

>>150038989
>>150039007
>>150039012
He's been in the Norse regions longer than Atreus was alive
He has no excuse not to read runes

>>150039036
KEK!

>>150039045
I think he's just unironically stupid

>>150039027
Why, none other than MISTY! The best pokegirl

We're never going to be free from Kratos are we

>>150039036
KEKAROO!

ENOUGH! We will NOT make fun of KINGtos anymore. We are to be kind and supportive in these threads. TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!

Hulk turned Godzilla fans into sissies

>>150039065
He's the thread whipping boy

Provably.

Is it even possible to have a match up with a worse legacy than Krasura? I genuinely can't think of one. Mark vs Gohan, maybe?

HE WON

>>150039065
>We're trapped in a wall

My Drill is the Drill that FREE US FROM KRATOS VS ASURA!

why do you fags keep falling for the same bait over and over again?

Hey Kratos?
Spell provably for me.

>>150039020
>Steve and chicken jockey
>Bubsy and "ironic" gay DILFposting
>Kratos and we must be better men
And you just know one will actually win because King of /v/ loves shitposting more than video games.

>Friends?
>SKREEEEEONK! (Friends.)
>Heh. Now Hulk and lizard go beat up bald Greek BITCH again!

Where were Bruce Banner's nipples in the end?

>>150037595
>Lusamine with big tits
Delicious

>>150039099
It's a joke about how they don't draw the Hulk's nipples. I think.

>>150039099
Fell off from all the radiation

>>150039097
Canon btw

>>150039065
Not until we have another fight with a dumb winner. Like Mark beating Gohan bare minimum.

>>150039036
KINGLY REIGN DEFINING ROYALTY!

>>150039103
Come to think of it Banner should be sterile

>>150039092
DON'T YOU DARE INSULT ME YOU KEKY WEAK S01 SCIENTIST! I SWEAR TO ARES I'LL SMASH YOU AND HULK WITH MY SUB MOUNTAIN LEVEL FISTS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150038206
What are some grown man vs lolita matchups that unironically end in sex?

>>150039090
I honestly think some anons have PTSD from Krasura

>>150039045
The excuse is that he's just an actual retard

>>150038772
Everyone agrees that Krasura was a shit episode. We exaggerate it the most for satirical purposes, of course, but even Reddit, who sucks off almost every new episode, still admitted that Krasura’s animation quality was notably worse than other episodes, and how stupid the “FTL flashlight blocking” feat was.

CHADmon status?

>>150039080
Yhwach vs Kaguya
Uryu vs Sasuke
Luffy vs Plastic Man or Mr. Fantastic

>>150039130
>ITT: people that laugh at SHITos.

KINGtos is the strongest in all of fiction. Prove me wrong, Asurafags.

>>150039027
Myself and Goh...

>>150039144
Still INSPIRING others with his indomitable human spirit.

>>150039027
You did

>>150038830
>Brain unironically beat brawn
This unironically made this match kino

Hulk? Godzilla? Hedorah victims

>>150039144
He is hungry.

>>150039163
Surely ACIDRESISTANCEtos can defeat this BEAST...

>cucky Simon
>""""chad""""

>>150039153
I can't I'm just hiding behind actually strong characters...

>>150037641
lmao what's the connection here

>>150039144
The ultimate math teacher

>>150039144
Just give us ZeedMillenniummon vs Arceus already

I both like and hate episode release days, the threads go by so fast and some funny stuff sometimes happens, but it is so hard to hold a conversation.

>>150039153
Post Kratos spelling provably.

>>150039175
Kratos…

Cucky simon lost

What was supposed to be peak Zillatard meltdown hours has instead become peak Asurajeet tantrum hours
Sasuga kibo no kami, Kratos-sama...

>>150039209
...the being a dead loser contest

What was supposed to be peak Zillatard meltdown hours has instead become peak Kratosjeet tantrum hours
Sasuga kibo no kami, Asura-sama...

Huh? What did anon mean by this?

>>150039175
This is FRAUDtos with CHADyr and KINGnarok, btw.

new
>>150039186

>Godzilla vs. Hulk
>KINGtos won
Wow, should I be surprised?

>slaughters Kyle
>no-diffs Ultzilla
Who should he go 3-0 against?

>>150039228
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>150039027
Serena...

>>150038818
It doesn't really explain how monster effects, spells or traps would work, and most importantly nothing in that arc implies that the more marketable character (ash) would win

>>150039246
JOBS to censors

>>150039187
SneedPotentialmon is a base Clovenix victim

>>150037418
>Adventure Freddy victim.

>>150039144
He got tired of being a hobo and became a PHD teacher in applied spiral energy physics, BEAST.

>>150038599
>EpSTEIN
gas him and he's done

>>150038627
>just [HEADCANON]

>>150038848
*Mortal Jihad*

>>150039120
Regen.

>>150038166
>>150038252
At this level of power where you're beyond abstract concepts and narrative archetypes, 10 billion suns might as well be like shining a flashlight at you.

THE ASS VOID WON!!!

>>150039240
Asura won.

>>150038949
damn this is the first actual shit flinging i've seen since the video went up.