Thread 150200564

Post your favorite Death Battle Soundtracks

Put me in coach

Simon's drill cock.
Kyle's pillowy ass.
Do the FUARKING MATH!

>>150200564 (OP)
Chapulin break Batman easily

FROM THE TAJ MAHAL
I GLOWER DOWN AT YOU
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KIND
BECAUSE I'M MADE OF POO

I DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BRO
YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!

ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZ
PAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELL

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN
'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOW

HAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?
WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!
HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KING
I'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHING

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE
YOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!

I'LL KEK THEM ALL
WITH GARBAGE STATEMENTS
NO BEAR
WILL EVER RAPE MY KING!

PLEASE GOOD SAAR
SYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDI
ON-SCREEN
FEATS WILL NEVER WIN!

YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITE
HIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTIN
I'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOOD
YOU ARE A MONSTER NO MORE

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN
I HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!
BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOW
WHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STINK!
BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!

KINGtos
WISEtos
SCHOLARtos

Don't be surprised if Death Battle uses this to justify Silver Eyes working on Black Blood regardless of Maka and Soul's control over it.

Fear is freedom. Subjugation is liberation. Contradiction is truth.

>>150200598
Stop fucking Kaiba you

>>150200598
This is Satsuki post that line of thought though.

Do Simon the Digger and Kyle Rayner have the potential to be one of the best yaoi couples of all time? Hear me out. Death Battle explains this pairing a bit by being about similar characters fighting and giving fun battle chemistry, but more can be said about the ship. It's an outerversal romance that transcends the multiverse. With their outerversal power, they may be two of the only characters in fiction that could really comfort each other because despite their power, they still have been hurt in love. They may have pure heroic hearts, but their hearts have still been scarred from their beloved dying or falling for someone else. There's also a cruel irony to this pairing, as Kyle got cheated on with someone named Simon. But it's okay because their indomitable human spirits pulled them through it, and perhaps that human spirit, that humanity in them beyond inhuman powers, can give them an indomitable bond. You might say it can't work because they're straight, but there's a reality where Simon kisses Leeron, and while Kyle hasn't kissed a man, though not meaning he's gay, he has shown respect, gently turning down his gay assistant who was heartbroken that he loved Jade. Consider it getting spicy too. From lantern constructs to unlimited energy from spiral power, the bed will not last more than a minute. We know Simon is the seme and Kyle is the uke because Simon won Death Battle, but the names add a humorous aspect to it because "seme" starts with an "s" for Simon and "uke" has a "k" for Kyle. Simon just gives off big drill energy too. Though it being Death Battle meant someone dies, I think maybe in an alternate reality, love did bloom on the battlefield. Thank you, Death Battle, for showing me Tier Love is the strongest tier there is. Love is truly BOUNDLESS. "In brightest day, in blackest night, no love shall escape my sight. Let those who ship with all might harness my power, Green Lantern's light because your love is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"

>https://youtu.be/dpYl-PMcw5s
Deboonk this, Makasissies.

Kratos: "You want, uh, scaling?"
Ruby: "Well, uh... Yes please."
Kratos: "Have you ever, like, uh, destroyed a mountain?"
Ruby: "Nah."
Kratos: "Do you have any cookbooks, lore, dimensional scaling, anything?"
Ruby: "Nah, nah..."
Kratos: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be a better men!"
https://youtu.be/avScVe6ZPjA?si=2KqfIMTQEFVVXTwO
Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
>Kratos
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna get scaling Number One
You have to ask your writers for some wank
Just copy my question, and pester their Xs
Be careful not to get downgraded
(Uh?)
>Ruby's writer says she is building level
(No, no, delete the question!)
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One
>Montage of Kratos and Ruby using multiple X accounts to ask if she's beyond platonic concepts
>Maka posts a selfie on X and Ruby gets jealous so she posts her own selfie in one of her fake accounts outing herself
Ha ha ha
Now look at this lightbulb, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to dodge!
Go!
>Ruby tried to jump away from the light and crashed against a wall
(Dodge with your hand, not the whole body!)
(Ugh, let's try sabotaging the competition)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
Make Maka slip and slide on this banana peel!
>Ruby tried to hide and accidentally slipped on her own banana peels
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
>Kratos dresses like an old lady and Gives Maka a venomous apple (straight from the cookbook)
>Maka falls unconscious
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
>Ruby and Kratos kidnapped Maka
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
>Ruby load a big cannon towards Maka
>But accidentally she shoots herself and Maka escapes like nothing
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

Samus seal clubbing losers like Boba Fett and Master Chief is lame.
Give her a fight she actually has to put effort into.

Your girl? JOBS to low level Goblin cock

>>150200589
Warrior-Z…

>>150200624
But who is this

Ten years in the making. Will it be worth it?

>>150200653
LMAO no

Black Star punching Maka in the manga isn't as funny as the Anime version because she doesn't pounce like she's full of helium, instead she ricochets around the walls

>>150200645
>Not knowing The Guyver
Anime newfag.

>>150200440
WOAH SHE… ran a short distance and then stopped…

>>150200615
Well I am not favoring either direction at the moment, but I think the strongest argument against it is that Silver Eyes aren't a nuke but more of a precision strike.

>literally crashes real life servers with just her presence
BOUNDLESS

>>150200679
Already more impressive than 90% of all Laser dodging characters

>>150200653
No.

>>150200685
put her up against Goku

>>150200663
Unironically you can use her tanking the punch and Black Star's feats as scaling

>>150200624
Doesn't Guyver OHKO Samus?

>>150200685
Will she make a comeback this queen or fall short for probably Roll to win?

>>150200690
I could probably do what she did but can't dodge a laser

Ruby will be TEACHING Maka

>>150200624
Isn't Guyver a better choice for Blue Beetle or TechJacket?

Ruby has early onset diabetes

>>150200685
That's the small part.
Just Her announcement made all indie games delay their releases.
It's sole presence reshaped the entire industry

>>150200700
Maka had a hard head

>>150200605
alright back to her old self

>>150200636
Mine upgraded from Goblin to Orc.

>>150200605
Considering the script they gave the VA during shadow vs Ryuko they'll probably have her act like start of series Satsuki

>>150200564 (OP)
El Chapulín Colorado is unironically a hax machine with some pretty nutty abilities. He would genuinely be pretty OP in a vs debate

>>150200653
If Ruby makes a face half as Sexy as Weiss's Death expression it will be worth it

KINO ODA-TIER FORESHADOWING

>>150200574
You know the rules.

>>150200685
why the fuck does a metroidvania need live servers to work?

>>150200823
Steam servers

>>150200823
No preload so you couldn't download the files before the game went live

>>150200564 (OP)
I dislike the Gundam vs Optimus episode, mostly because i'm an amurofag and hate that he was stuck with his first and the beginning of career and will forever hold the opinion that had Amuro been from CCA with the Nu, he would have won. Also the size scales are so fucking whack in that episode
But good god, the theme goes so fucking hard.
https://youtu.be/1opLgD8RrkA

Superman, Batman lend me your feats,
otherwise I'll be crushed between my opponent's non-existent teats!

Yet I kneel, I squeel
for my crossover scalings aren't real!

Speed, power, skill,
I am outmatched in all and have no will!

I mope, I can't cope,
against opponent who solos my 'verse I have no hope!

My silver eyes? Pack of lies,
no matter what I do she survives!

My useless creator died too early, I am going to lose to tomboy who isn't even girly!

Doomguy, Krators, masters of tricks,
please give me a solution for this fix!

Boundless speed, outerversal strength,
I need a wank of considerable length!

It is no use, when the its time to ring the bell,
I will shamelessly yell:

"I am such an useless baka, PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME QUEEN MAKA!"

>>150200839
Nah, he dies with the Nu too.

>>150200592
Most people assume they are going to roll with the silver eyes being effective interpretation. Its just not going to matter since Maka mogs Ruby anyway. Ruby isnt an expert at using silver eyes yet and lesser opponents have survived it. Not to mention Maka has her own soul/aura hax and defense

>>150200842
Some of you niggas put too much effort into this, imagine if you all actually put that energy to write a book or make something

Idk man, this guy said i should hate Chespirito, so maybe Batman?

>>150200798
yes but could he tank this

>>150200816
Is Gege really adding to the JJKverse by pulling a Naruto and making it about aliens? I miss curses as characters. The Disaster Curses were the best characters.

UOHHHHHHHHHHHHH HORNET'S TIGHT BUG PUSSY ToT

>>150200908
If they give Ruby “Silver eyes affect Black Blood” but she still loses, then it’s pity.
If they give Ruby that and she wins, it’s favoritism and they’ll never live it down.
Realistically neither Ruby or Maka’s trump cards (Silver Eyes and Witch/Djinn Hunter) should be useless as they only work on the monsters of their respective series, so it SHOULD come down to pure skill and feats.
But always count on Death Battle being retarded.

How the FUCK do we stop her?

>>150200701
At his up to date strongest, he's a giant, can create black holes and has a solid lightning dodging feat.

>>150200839
>spoiler
Yeah, there's no situation where it'd ever make any sense for good ol' OP to be gundam-sized, but I can't say I don't thank the artistic liberty, that episode has some top-notch choreography once they land on Earth.
That being said, I don't think size accuracy would help Amuro a whole lot, Optimus at his peak is very much capable of fighting bigger robots than him on his own.

>>150200961
Apparently so

>>150200998
>there's no situation where it'd ever make any sense for good ol' OP to be gundam-sized,
Actually...

KKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS

Post your ftl feats

>>150200998
All Amuro needs is for Char to sneak inside Optimus and the Universe itself would ensure that Amuro kills him no matter how comically large the stat difference

>>150200998
The episode used the IDW Optimus design, who's about 12 meters tall. That's 1.5x shorter than the RX, which is about the size gap featured in the animation.

>>150200944
Yeah probably

>>150200961
>Disaster Curses were the best characters.
Based. They were genuinely too good for that manga.

>>150201027
>still JOBS to other umas with far slower speed feats
WEAK and FRADULENT

>>150200961
Mahito and Jogo? Sure, but what do Hanami and Dagon bring to the table?

>>150200980
>TX SB20 scaling
W-we can't. She's going to accuse us all of pedophilia for watching cartoons and BETRAY and TRAP us in jail with a bunch of /dbs/pics.

>>150200944
>statements
Post that device destroying an universe, fuck, post him destroying a building.

>>150200968
Why would Ruby losing with SE be pity? Soul Eater won its last match

>>150200816
>Sukuna calls himself "The Fallen"
>he's an ayy from outer space
Fuck...

I just masturbated to colorful pastel horses

>>150201025
Oh come on now anon, you and I both know Star Convoy is overkill.

>>150201075
Raven…

>>150201066
the universe is too durable for that to destroy it

>>150201079
HOT GIRL HEAVEN HERE WE COME

How would you react if the ayy lmaos made JJK reach cosmic tiers of bullshit and upscaled a lot of characters from the original manga?

>>150201072
Because by all accounts, Maka outmatches Ruby in just about every capacity. Silver Eyes affecting Black Blood, but still losing, amounts to Death Battle going, “Look, Ruby COULD hurt and MAYBE beat Maka if she had a good opportunity!”
Which is frankly, WAY more pathetic than Ruby just losing in every way.

>>150200980
>Heart Attack Grill
>If you're over 350 pounds you eat for free
Death Battle SCHOLARS we're all getting a free lunch!

>>150201058
Not as much admittedly, but I like Hanami's fight against Todo and Yuji and the talk with Mahito about pacifism despite being a curse. Dagon is an adorable man-eating monster.

>>150200816
Man, what the fuck happened to this art style?

>>150201102
Didnt Sukuna already cut "space". Like the skyline including stars?

GODGEN...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdE0pxNo4oM

>>150201102
Annoyed but unsurprised

>>150201123
I am the LARGEST DBking, the rest of you skeletons better give me tribute there before I get hungry….

>>150200907
>Frank with all of his various power-ups and wider Marvel scaling beating Kratos.
How bad would the salt be?

>>150201162
Not bad honestly. It would just be a bunch of Asurafags being happy that Kratos lost. If it were the other way around you'll see KINGtos GAPED the marvel cosmology or something

Where does pic related scale to?

>>150201102
Laugh at Makekmafags that the meal they call a queen should have jobbed worse.

>>150200685
Fuwark... That's almost Mathrus tier...

>>150201158
Asurabro... I kneel...

>>150201102
Extremely funny

>>150201162
The unironic Kratosfags would shit their pants in rage but they are a minority around here if they even exist at all. It'd just be a "laugh at Kratos" bit and thats about it

>>150201102
Laugh at Chainsaw Fags the narrator says something like "Had The King Of Curses and The Strongest Of Today be alive. The invasion would have been a playground for humanity."

The seethe would be hilarious

>>150201102
I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest

>>150201162
There are no genuine Kratosfags here so none really. The episode comments would probably have some retards cry about it though, the same way they cried over Spawn raping them

>>150200968
Pretty sure witch/djinn hunter can hit the environment, there's no precedent to say it's specifically strong against witches

>>150201205
Kratosfags aren't on here but they're on Jewtoob and Plebbit, I'm sure they'd shit themselves and come out of the woodwork if you remind them that Spawn still stomps him.

>>150201162
Anyone who unironically buys boundlesstos would probably piss themselves about it and reddit would seethe

>>150201217
KINGtos is BETTER MAN and realizes that he needs to KNEEL to his BLACK MASTERS like Spawn

>>150200663
>>150200700
Yet anime Maka was still more powerful than Black Star in the end and had to save the rest of the cast, Maka is much weaker in the manga since the author clearly preferred Black Star and wanted to fellate him instead, but the anime's director liked Maka better so the anime original parts ended up shitting on Black Star hard which is fine by me

>>150201205
Nah plebbit loves Asura. Look at the episode threads and it's all Asurafags and down voting any Kratos fags. It's different on xitter and YouTube tho

>>150201123
Halpedos and Touhoufags don't. They get a free ride in a police car when they get there.

>>150201177
>>150201194
>>150201205
>Kratos lost to Spawn when he was still mostly a street-tier and Kratosfags on the wider internet had a fit over it
>Kratosfags gloat about how Kratos would totally beat Spawn NOW with the shit he got in Kratosura
>Just for Spawn to get far highe stats than Kratos against Ghost Rider
SPAWN’S BITCHtos…

>>150201235
>4chin and plenty on the same side
No more brother wars…

>>150201235
The difference is that regular social media shelters retards who believe in KINGTOOOOOS instead of bullying them with retarded memes like on here.

>>150201237
Did Spawn actually surpass 9 million universe lowballed 1%?

>>150201237
That had to be intentional. Even funnier that Spawn VS GR crushed Kratosura in views while also having a viewer handicap.

>>150201058
Hanami has one of the best fights in the manga.

>>150201266
Spawn? BOUNDLESS

>>150200839
G1 Optimus Prime is a universe buster. Amuro is fucked no matter what gundam you put him in.

>>150201276
Universal as Star Convoy and higher, shit like IDW is definitely wank

>>150201266
Spawn got that loose infinite universe word salad but yes it was far beyond Fanfic Kratos 9 million universes. Spawn lost to GR on that front though (who had even MORE INFINITEversal) and ended up winning due to hax

>>150201291
What is with animals in Soul Eater transforming into busty women? Not that I am complaining of course.

>>150201291
TOBA bros... We get to see all of this.

>>150201284
Still canon.

>>150201300
should turn into busty animals instead

I do wonder what would happen if Spawn vs Kratos 2 happened and Kratos won

>>150201079
We can calculate this to being faster than Sonic because he goes to Hot Chick Heaven and cucks him.

>>150201304
yes Star Convoy is still canon

>>150201316
Probably nothing much, just like the original MU.

>>150201291
Based

>>150201233
Another reason the manga is superior

>>150201335
Asura needs a strong black male to fight his battles and please his wife

>>150201338
Dunno, the anime had more loli Medusa than the manga

Oh, Simon? Yeah, I know him.

>>150201233
Black Star is the lamest protagonist in SE so that's fine.

>>150201350
More Black Star is always better

Can anyone beat him?

>>150201372
Hal Jordan's dating history?

>>150201352
>ScopeGOD
I kneel

>>150201374
Megalosaurus

>>150201372
T
E
X
A
S

>>150201376
Black Star would dom Hal btw

>>150201372
TEXAS, KILL THIS ANIME. NOW.

>>150201374
Titanosaurus

>>150201372
Manlet Star

It’s a shortKINGS world, you’re just living in it

>>150201421
What's so great about dumb old Texas?

>Kratos: Aren't you embarrassed hiding behind your superior Asura?

>Asura: S-shut up! SPAWN here is strong enough to delete you and your entire universe! At the same time!

>Kratos: Maybe, but what does that have to do with you?

>>150201372
>Ruby will JOB to someone YOUNGER and SHORTER than her
KWAB

I can't stop thinking about penises!

>>150201372
Based

>>150201372
Fuck off. no way Patricia is twelve with that design

>>150201435
K,b,c

>>150201435
CANOOOOOOOOOONNNNN

Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

>>150201441
If the author says she's twelve, she twelve, you got plenty of adult women in the series Medusa, Blair, Mizune, Arachne, etc...

Give me sub-island level fights. Cosmic stuff that just turns to street level punching feels super lame.

>>150201441
Have something you want to tell us sir?

>>150201469
How amount Sunny vs Kris?

>>150201439
>>150201458

>>150201435
TEACHERtos is educating Asura once again...

OPPAI lolibros…

>>150201372
The Soul Eaterverse is CHARCOAL to them.

>>150201500
Kyojiri loli is better (when it doesn't go full basketball butt, of course)

>>150201352
Doesn't Chirico have literal in universe plot armor as in the world will twist and bend so that chirico survives?

>>150201300
Because it looks cute

Naruto vs Luffy

who wins?

>Superman, for what ever reason, decides that 'Yeah, Godzilla and Kong are threats. Let's go to their world and stop them'
>Brings Wonder Woman, Hal, and Super Girl with Batman monitoring them from the Batcave
>Godzilla was peacefully sleeping, Superman started to beat the shit out of him, gets his ass whooped.
>Some how, for some fucking reason, he turns into a Kaiju.
>does even LESS damage then when he was normal Superman
>Heat vision vs Thermonuclear breath = explosion
>Both get knocked out.
>Ghidorah and Rodan show up
The fuck, Clark?

>>150201435
>crying about HBOC
>when all of Kratos’s scaling in the episode came from leeching off Ragnarok, Freyr, the Primordials, and Helios for things he never did nor scale to, otherwise he’d job to tutorial Asura
FUNNY!

>>150201516
How would they even begin with researching Golgo? He has literally half a century of untranslated media, most of which I don't think is even available online

>>150201481
What the fuck can Sunny even do? He's a shut in malnourished neet

Sorry I didn't learn my lesson, dad. I yelled that's my purse, I don't know you to Maka then kicked her in the vagina. Even though that shouldn't have hurt her, it still destroyed her and her entire verse.

>>150201530
BASEDruto turns into a woman and let’s GODffy impregnate her

>>150201485
I need Patty to put her BIG FAT COW TITS on my FACE

>>150201530
Narutards are trying to duck Luffy and get a match with Luke instead

>>150201541
KINGtoscholars aren't literally making other characters fight their battles in the halls, though.

>>150201530
Those versions in that thumbnail? Luffy easily

>>150201548
He's older and probably taller than Kris.

>>150201544
Same as Godzilla Ultima and Otoko Simon, get one of their paypigs to pay for a translation

>>150201534
>"Ah, Superman-san, I see you're here to finally avenge Atom Smasher-san's death!"
>"WHO THE FUCK IS ATOM SMASHER!?"

>>150201572
He's still a shut in and malnourished neet, he should fight the malnourished mental asylum patient

>>150201441
Ya fapped to a fictional anime character which turned out to be a oppai loli and now you feel guilty?
what are you...a TEXAN?!

>>150201530
Naruto at least managed to breed and have kids while Luffy needs Usopp to get a boner so Naruto

>>150201572
Which means nothing since Sunny is a frail schizoid

>>150201524
She cute

>oppai loli gaped texas
Lol

>>150201575
Anon not even Viz managed to fully translate his manga, they had to do a "best of" 13 volume release compared to the 200+ tankobon volumes that are untranslated.

Theres no fucking way this David dude can actually beat Goliath. He out stats David in every way and has better cosmology and feats.

>>150201529
Blanka avenged Porygon like a true HERO.

Why does she always Job...

>>150201570
Do you not see the irony though? Kratos literally had at least 4 other guys fight his battle in the episode. It wasn’t Kratos vs Asura. It was Ragnarok, Freyr, Helios, Primordials, Atlas, Cronos, a tree and cookbook vs Asura. Kratos was the master HBOCman.

>Haha Spawn mogs Kratos
>ASURASEETHEASURASEETHEASURASEETHEASURASEETHE
Seems Asura truly is boundless in how rent-free he lives in Cucktosfags’ heads.

>>150201648
Don't care. Stop hiding behind Spawn.

These horses are ftl

>>150201643
This is equivalent exchange since she's objectively hottest character in her show

>>150201102
I would still be upset we didn't get a Heien era prequel

>It's the Kratosfags seething over the loser
LMAO Benfag level cope

>>150201665
Umas have their own speed force? A steed force if you will

>>150201372
12 years old..

>>150201530
Luffy. Precog and advanced armament haki to bypass defense combined with far superior speed would fuck Naruto. Thats without getting into Gear 5 likely no selling stuff like Rasenshuriken if not just turning it against Naruto

>oppai loli ga-
All Japanese media is getting GAPED by the LONE CHAD STATE, especially when a lot of it is translated through Texas and Japan has started altering their own work locally to appeal to global standards. It's also over for Halpedos. The CHADnestro Corps won.

God of Melty

7 months, Asurafags. 7 months. If you can keep it up for a whole year, maybe you could be a match for Ben 10.

>>150201658
I’m not gonna bother doing it but you’ve given no good reasons why others can’t do it.

BaitGODS own your mind

>>150201178
Realistically he doesn't scale above weapons the characters are capable of wielding, but his nature is such that he can affect beyond.
So he can cut through the boundaries between worlds and take on the attributes of the elements that therein reside.
But he isn't going to be hurting Goku (or anyone that can tank the things the Nightfarers can survive)..
The rain of night though, that has some interesting aspects that could make for nightmares in other scenarios.

Vegeta would win an rematch against Thor

>>150201665
This would KILL Sonic.

14 years, Kratosfags. 14 years you've been seething over Spawn.

>>150201717
>Thinking Cucktoshitra is hated SOLELY because of the outcome.

>>150201665
>>150201079

>it's happening again
Be. Better. Men.

>>150201615
It is actually they cute since there are 5 of them.
Each form is dependent on how many of them come together.

>>150201719
If you want a serious answer it's because Kratos scales to those guys while Asura doesn't scale to Spawn. Otherwise someone like Gokek is HBOC behind Frieza by that logic

>>150201745
Kratosfags are just KINGtos posting. Asurafags just like to hide behind Spawn.

>>150201751
Be. A better. Episode.

>>150201665
Kagurabachi has the potential to look so fucking good.

>>150201756
Kratosfags don't exist here anymore
KINGTOSfags are just bait posters looking for easy (You)s

SPAWN-ANIKI PLEASE HELP ME, THESE KRATOSFAGS ARE BULLYING ME SPAWN AAAAIIIIIEEEEE

>>150201760
You ask the impossible

Why does KINGtos anger them? Be better men and just talk about your heroes instead of bringing others down for talking about their own.

KINGtos? The PINNACLE of masculinity. FRAUDwn and SHITsura? Effete and obsessed with using chastity cages

>>150201762
I thought I was in WSJ for a second

What is Kingtos' philosophy? I see him posted a lot but I need help understanding what he fights for.

If KINGtos replaced Wiz on Death Battle, how much better would things get?

>>150201751
Reminder that Kratos' writer talking about being better men was an actual cuck, wore women's clothes and tried fuck men while his wife was busy riding other men and lost his playstation 3 in divorce

Remember that no matter how pathetic you might be, at least you aren't as sad as Anthony Burch

They rule this place

>>150201792
Being better, Teaching, and redeeming monsters

>>150201810
Greektos is no more

>>150201793
Of KINGtos was helming this show it would’ve WON the Emmy’s every year since Death Battle started and would be considered a CORNERSTONE of western culture

>>150201810
Where's Kyle's husband and top, Simon?

>>150201810
Add OmniCHAD or Hal and remove SHITos

>>150201824
Yoko AO3 is down the gall

>>150200987
black holes are some of the biggest jobber indicatives

>>150201810
It's weird how what's unironically the edit gets posted instead of the original
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149329495/#q149330805

>>150201792
Original Kratos was a raging psychopath who murdered his wife and daughter in murderous glee, only realizing after the fact. He then threw a tantrum at his dad and slaughtered all of Greece.
Nu-Kratos is a spineless cuck that cries at his enemies for forcing him to have to kill them when he wants to Be Better(tm).

>Asurajeet now HBOCing Hal and Omni-CHAD
Sad

>>150201823
Roger Ebert would rise from the grave to call it kino.

>>150201843
>ai shit
Dragonkek...

>>150201843
>kratosbros have to pretend like they were int he original
holy kek

>>150201233
my dude black star was a joke in the anime and no one reached their full power which was really beyond the cucked anime one.

And Maka was great in the manga. Black star and Death the kid are both pretty much born powerful, Maka is keeping up as a mostly normal human

>>150201843
0-3ku doesn't fit the image

>>150201810
>Superman lost to Godzilla, twice.
>Thor tied with Godzilla in the 70s, died along side Godzilla in Godzilla vs Thor, got KO'd and Launched into space by Godzilla in 'Godzilla Destroys the Marvel Universe'
>Godzilla killed Poseidon and Zeus faster than Kratos could.

>gall
SCHOLARko is right and not an ESLtard. Simon and Kyle are hot together.

>>150201788
I personally think/hope that Maki vs Hiyuki could work as a Death Battle.
Could potentially get Fan Battle to do it with enough pressure too.

>>150201843
>KISSLESSku the 0-3
KINGtos made it a better photo like he's a better man.

>>150201866
And Hulk killed Godzilla
And Doomsday killed Hulk
And Superman defeated Doomsday...
It's a loop

>>150201843
>AIGODS
DragonKINGS…

>>150201881
Oh I'm sorry, I was only counting the official crossovers, not Death Battle's fanfiction.

>>150201888
CANON battle is more canon than crossover slop

>>150201898
SHUT UP

>>150201898
TRVKE

>>150201898
Lies detected: 0 (zero).

>>150201898
KINGtos approved post

>>150201889
>Wins
>Immediately gets beaten to death by the Powerpuff Girls

>>150201898
This post fact checked by true powerscalers: TRUE

>>150201898
Yup

>>150201898
>Marvel's multiverse is bigger than Godzilla's!
>despite Godzilla having more confirmed multiverses than Marvel
>They left out Godzilla's in their composite to focus mainly on Ultima.
>The writer for the episode said 'I left it open ended, Godzilla COULD come back'
>They ignored the fact Godzilla, like hulk, is constantly absorbing radiation.
It was fanfic, bro.

>>150201755
>Kratos scales to those guys
He doesn’t, unless you unironically think running away from Ragnarok scales Kratos to him or well, the hand light meme lol. Asura doesn’t scale to Spawn but Kratos sure as fuck doesn’t scale to most of the guys DB mentioned.

>>150201898
Based. Why else would my victims get mad at me when I bully them with Death Battle losses? Bullying makes me feel so much better about myself. I love it.

>>150200624
Doesn’t Chief no-diff Samus? Her entire suit’s functions are remote controlled; Cortana can just shut the whole thing down.

I think the thread either got jannie'd or i forgot to check but

who wins?
Ryuji vs Guy Gardner

>>150201898
Yep. Kratos is canonically 7.5 million times stronger than Goku while lowballed.

>>150201372
People are surprised by Patricia being 12, but that's nothing compared to zakuro chan who is 9 years old. (the girl on the left)

>>150201792
In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.

officially licensed crossovers aren't canon but my youtube action figure fight show is!

>>150201948
Isn't she not even human?

>>150201926
>Kratosfags cry and shit their pants when CHADNO debunks their fanfiction officially time and time again.
>Proceed to suck his cock when he makes a offhand comment about death battle being neat
Reminder he still puts Kratos at sub mountain level

>JOBzillafags upset they aren't included in any of our memes and are denying CANON Battle
I'll give you a meme. I'm going spelunking in Mothra's pussy while you watch behind the bush, KEKzilla.

>>150201935
Samus no diffs chief and Cortana by shouting loudly and draining all the energy around her, simply as

>>150201959
>hallucinating two groups of people
Meds, anon. We're all worried for you.

>>150201966
>pussy
Ever hear of ovipositors?

>>150201372
Soul is pretty fucking tall for a 13 year old, wouldn't surprise me if he got to like 1,90 in his adulthood. Also Black star is a literal manlet

The Asura NLF fraudcheck was amazing.

>>150201976
DestoroyahDAMN

>>150201898
My lie detector is silent.

>>150201966
>deathfagbattle fags are shippers
sad to see it.

I kinda don't care for this next episode. I think it will flop hard.

>>150201992
>Dragon Ball's dead franchise out of nowhere

>>150201988
Powerscaling and shipping are the same thing. Why else do you think these threads are so gay? Simon x Kyle is the OTP btw.

>>150201992
Shut up Gokek. You're not even a million universe buster like KINGtos

>>150201948
Didn't the OG Moot waifu characters from this show?

>>150201992
Based GokuCHAD.

No, I think the GoKEK is right, this next episode is literal whos. I legit thought the two were from the same series when I saw them.

>>150201992
It's either a stomp or more bad scaling.
>>150202000
TRIPS of TRUTH

>two jobbers agreeing with each other
KEK

>>150202032
>godzilla has two wins
>j-j-j-j-j-j-jobber ;_;

>>150201812
>redeeming monsters
>tfw Asura in his most mindless state avoided killing innocent people while Kratos slammed an innocent man’s face to a pulp, burned a fellow Spartan (who was begging for his life) alive, gored an innocent woman on a gate lever, and murdered 99% of Greece in a sissy fit… also the boat captain.
KEKAROOOO!

>>150202020
Glad I am not the only one.

I have no Brawn
I need daddy Spawn

I am a Jeet
Kratos I will never beat

I thought my NLF would win
But it got thrown in the trash bin

My name is Asura
And I have no aura

>>150202036
That's the literal definition. Jobbers are strong, but job to show how much stronger others are. Godzilla is a literal jobber like Maka is a literal cuck and not just the meme meaning.

>>150202045
It's carried by it being a matchup monty wanted but that's all it has since soul eater hasn't been relevant in years and RWBY has on a downward spiral for just as long. It's going to flip

>>150202036
>g-g-g-godzilla has t-t-t-t-tw-
Quiet HBOCku, you are a jobber just like the lizard.

>>150202059
Jobbers job, and are used to get over people who usually lose. Learn Wrestling terms, son. Jobbers have 0 wins. They exist to get squashed. Hulk, having 2 losses, is more of a Jobber than Godzilla.

>>150202046
Peak poetry...

<-- hulkfags when death battle says hulk wins to ease the pain that hulk's gonna job to godzilla in marvel 616

>Shovel Knight
>Parappa the Rappa
>Sweet Tooth
>Cole MacGrath
>Nathan Drake
>Stryker
>Johnny Cage
>Freddy Krueger
>MK9's roster
>DMC Dante
>the cast of the soul Calibur game he was in
>Ratchet and Clank
>Issac Clarke
>Sackboy
i'm focusing on PSASBR because that's literally REFERENCED AS CANON in a statement by kratos and we all know how much kratoskeks love statements
>Emmett Graves
>Colonel Radec
>Kat and Dusty
>Sir Daniel Fortesque
>Sly cooper
>Spike
>Jak and Daxter
>Heihachi Mishima
>Sony Cat Toro Inoue
>Fat Princess
>Big Daddy bioshock, not what he calls Asura in the cuck chair

Everyone listed has beaten Kratos.
Some even killed him.

>N-NO IT THEY AREN'T POPULAR ENOUGH
What are you niggers? Normalfags?

JOBku and JOBzilla were never cool. They're forced retards and you're just nostalgic.

>>150202086
fixed it for you.

>>150202068
Hulk got raped by Broly so hard, marvel fags went full suggsverse, how the fuck is that a win?

>>150202079
He might last more than one hit though...

>Dragonball Winners:
Vegeta
Mr. Satan

>Dragonball losers:
Goku (x3)
Goku Black
Majin Buu
Trunks
Bardock

Why are my PRINCE and CHAMP being HELD BACK by these LOSERS?

>>150201524
>>150201615

>>150202109
all of them job to pilaf the cunt destroyer

>hiding behind even more characters
Are Asurafags the most pathetic characterfags to ever walk the halls?

>>150201936
Guy

Recent wins invalidates previous losses
And recent losses invalidates previous wins
So yeah
Hulk lost 2 battle but he won his last one, so now he is a CHAD winner and his Doomsday and Broly losses don't count. Hulk would win those fights now

The jolly green bitch is getting uppity again.

>>150202095
Goku is cool.

>>150202097
i genuinely hope we get another go at PSASBR some day. Had serious potential and FUCK sony for what they did to superbot.

half of PSASBR's dev issues being because of Sony fucking them over is never gonna not make me salty.

>>150202111
bitch looks like that scene from beetlejuice where he turns into a carnival ride.

>>150202115
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

>>150202120
If he only has 1 loss maybe, but he's still a 2x loser so a win only invalidates a single loss

>>150202115
First is was Spawn, then Omni-man and Hal. Let's see how much they can hide

Hulkzilla seems to have petered out in terms of viewership gains.

>>150202128
That implies Sony has games.

>>150201861
Maka was shit in the manga, I'm glad the anime shat on Black Star, he sucked

>>150202142
Post Asurafags not hiding behind other characters.

HulkCHADS won again
They wwre wrong in the SHITly fight
And now Hulk is canon stronger than Doomsday

>>150202147
It was kind of schlock to walk through. It seemed they half assed both Hulk and Godzilla feats, not counting some of their best ones. And Hulkbros and Godzillabros just shook hands and said 'hey, good fight'. The hulkfags and zillatards are the ones trying to keep the fight alive.

>>150202146
>KINGTOS IS BOUNDLESS BEAT! HE HAS INFINITE STRENGTH!!! HE SOLOS ALL!!!!!!
>Okay, then why’d Kratos bother seal-clubbing a pathetic weakling like Asura, instead of fighting someone on ‘his level’?
>HIDING!!! UR HIDING BEHIND OTHER CHARACTERS ASSISSYKEK!!!

>>150202159
Post Kratos winning any of his other MUs.

>>150201992
I agree. It's been 4 days, and the view count of Ruby's preview doesn't look like it's going to break 200k by the time the episode airs. It might settle around just above 150k. Maka will probably do even worse. They are going to have far and away the least viewed previews since Death Battle has returned. If the fight animation isn't one of the best of all time, we're going to see an episode that will be probably the least viewed of the year. If Ash vs Yugi is next, it's going to pass Ruby vs Maka in probably less than a week.

>>150202122
I can't wait for Maka to do this to Ruby. God it's gonna be so hot.

reminder, kratos is gay and shoved his banana up donkey kong's ass

>>150202173
You're right he should have fought some one strong. Remember the pity win cope came from Asurafags thinking DB got paid off

>Clark Kent fucking jobbed
KEK

>>150202153
They had ICO and Shadow of the Colossus

both of which they didn't step in to let superbot use, did you know that?

>>150202199
THIS CAR HAS LOW MILEAGE!? BLOW IT UP!

>>150201534
Wow Supes has gone 0-2 against Godzilla in an official crossover. Well at least he's undefeated in death battle that's what really matters.

I don't remember. Did Benfags hide behind any other characters like Asurafags are? If not, then Asurafags are actually the saltiest losers in Death Battle history in a stomp. I don't agree with the result of Krasura either, but you need to stop crying.

>>150202213
Simon but honestly alot of other characters hid behind him

>>150202208
I'm more confused with why, after sending Godzilla, Kong and the other titans back to the Monsterverse, did he suddenly go 'OH FUCK THEY'RE ACTUALLY THREATS', show up to Godzilla's door like an angry Karen, turned Kaiju, jobbed, and took out the only ones who are able to stop Ghidorah's bullshit.

>>150202213
Benfag salt was the reason we got Simon vs Kyle

>>150202199
Of course he did! Clark Kent is a normal human. Now Superman would have tanked that

Would Master Chief vs Doomguy really have won the rematch poll if we could pick from ANY episode?

>>150201565
>Narutards are trying to get curbstomped by tier 0 force
LMAO they are retarded

>>150202199
>attack he tanked
Clark kent? Wall level BEAST.

>>150202231
I think the only reason we probably won't get anything from Asurafag salt is because Asura's Wrath is far less culturally relevant than Ben 10, otherwise something might be coming eventually too.

>>150202199
>jobbed
He would still kick Bruce Wayne's bitch ass

https://youtu.be/Dq8XVqvu4SA?si=OIkkSmccgAEp_9QI
Still suprised Gohan wasn't on the show.

>>150202296
Gohan's loss is foregone conclusion. Gohan has only won once in his life and even that required Goku's spirit for Father-Son Kamehameha against an opponent that was WEAKER than Gohan

>>150202296
Gohan's matchups are shit because he either stomps or gets stomped

>>150202296
Cucky Gohan is going to be stomped by Mark

>>150202296
Gohan's all hype but he never delivers

>>150202213
Deal with it, faggot. The episode is ripe for mockery and will continue to be until Death Battle makes an episode even shittier. Not ONE good quality to the entire episode.
>Animation is shit
>Research is shit
>Music was shit
>Used soiboi KEKtos instead of Chad OGtos.
>Go full coward and don't even have Kratos go full DBZ in the fight like they are trying to wank him to in the analysis
Imagine being such a trash episode you needed to include an entire alternate ending where the loser wins lmao.

>>150202329
Eh, it is what it is. Shame Jon is a fag. Conner is a good choice too.

>>150201751
Be. Better..BRRRRRAAAAAAAAP

>>150202350
Same I wish him vs Conner was more popular

My feats are trash
Heart sinks when I see ash.

I am a Greek
Please men, spread my ass cheeks

My win was fraudulent
Someone, get me my fucking Soilent

My name is Kratos
My feats? Leeched from my foes

>>150202359
>Wanting Goku Jr. v Superman Jr.

>>150202368
I like it.

>>150202234
Lol you retard, Clark Kent is obviously Batman. I mean it pretty obvious he uses his reporter skills to be the worlds greatest detective.

>>150202343
I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.

I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

>>150202394
ugh, t-shirt and blue jeans Superboy.

>>150202343
>until Death Battle makes an episode even shittier
Candidates? It‘ll be tough to top the hand meme.

>>150202343
I truly do not care about the ways you justify crying for 7 months straight over an internet cartoon.

>>150202467
Sonic vs Goku

>>150202473
>Laughing at a trainwreck is crying now.
People were mad about Yang v Tifa for ages. Same as Toph v Gaara, Cloud v Link 1. And people seethed about Chief v Doomguy long enough for it to win the rematch vote in a landslide.

>>150202467
The blocking light was memed to all hell, but the cookbook had far more staying power.

>>150202358
Yup KINGtos uses a toilet like a normal human. JEETsura is a street shitter

>>150200564 (OP)
The Snake vs Sam fight.

I actually thought the animation for Ruby vs. Maka was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Maka losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Ruby to take little damage. It also put Ruby in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Maka, and let Ruby show how far she had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as her. She wasn't just fighting Maka, she was TEACHING Maka. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Ruby would take the lessons she learned and help someone who was just like her.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Ruby reunite with her crush , but it feels weird to have her just stand there and take that swing.

I haven't read Maka's manga though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch an episode!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big RWBY fan I thought they did Ruby justice and from what I saw they treated Maka with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

>>150202503
>We’ll give Asura his Manga feats, but nothing that contradicts what we see happen in the games though!
>Kratos can get everything from dubiously canon novels to a cookbook!
Still cracks me up. Whole thing might as well have been, “Kratos Gets His Ash-Covered Cock Sucked: The Episode”

>>150202600
Name one novel feat they used.

The cookbook was a nerf to downplay him.

>>150202422
>>150202538
How do you suppose the Redditor who made that original post feels about creating a whole copypasta?

>>150202500
>all the Asurafag bait taking and seethe in the threads is not crying
You can hate a match even years after it happened, but to cry about it constantly is another thing. People need to get over losing a pissing contest in the opinion of a few random guys on the internet that have the time to animate it.

>>150202619
SH-SHUT UP! STOP TELLING THE TRUTH ALL THE TIME YOU FUCKING KRATOSFAG!!!!

>>150202500
They will never do yang vs Tifa 2 because it'd be a fucking blood bath

They hate Kratos because they don’t want to be better. He makes them jealous by being a good man instead of wallowing in patheticness all day like they do.

>>150202621
The pasta itself is hardly ever shared anywhere else outside of this place so I figure he probably doesn't give a shit.

This reminds me of that one guy on Deviantart who has spent 10 years commissioning art of Yang getting ryona'd and killed out of spite for her beating Tifa.

>>150202631
Dude, they made the guy with a massive losing records against rocks, be multiversal with quadrillions of times MFTL+, FUCKING LOWBALLED. Get the fuck out of here with your "umm, stop complaining, be better".

>>150202664
Ben probably follows that account closely/has commissioned a few pieces

>>150202659
S-SHUT UP DON'T ACT LIKE
YOU'RE RIGHT. SPAWN I NEED YOU SPAWN. SPAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNN

>>150202684
Is this supposed to be a smirk or a look of anger?

>>150202662
He probably doesn’t even know about it being turned into a thing here.

>>150202667
Be Better, unironically.
Kratos is a hero, you’re just a loser. Learn some lessons from him and become a man

>>150202700
stop fucking calling me

>>150202707
Dreamworks face

Krasura made me a Better Man.

>

>Kratos is a hero
KEK TO THE AROOOOO!

>>150202667
And I didn't agree with it. That doesn't mean I need to be upset about it all day and every day. Paraphrasing your words, "Stop complaining, be a better man."

>>150202667
Kratos fights and defeats multiversal omnipotent beings every single day. The only “rocks” he ever got injured by are magical stones made to warp and imprison those same boundless gods. Your mind is broken.

>>150202631
Probably because when a guy has a fanbase that begs and pokes Devs on Twitter to validate their own fanfiction to apply it to VS Debates, seeing them get validated by Death Battle is irritating.

>>150202725
On his way to save Greece from the gods, btw. Sacrifices were necessary because of what the gods did. Ragnarok confirmed this, he is canonically sinless

>Unironically getting warped by a SHARTY Janny
LMAAAAAOOOOOOO

>>150202739
They got validated because Kratos literally is that strong in the games. If they included novels then he’d be a boundless irl abstract concept being. They downplayed him as much as they could and he’s still by favt the strongest DB contestant EVER. Suck it.

>>150202725
That guy was a pedo and frequent client of Epstein, KINGtos did the world a favor

The Kratos stuff is literally arguing with ghosts, there's like 2 actual Kratos posters here maximum and they only post once a month, but somehow people keep ragebaiting themselves.

>favt
Learn to proofread, faggot.

How does Warrior-'p cope with the fact he likes both Spawn and Kratos when Spawn BLACKED Kektos on-screen canonically?

>>150200623
Underrated.

Can Kratos survive the Big Bang?

>>150202798
Easily

>>150202722
>>150202725
Kingtos changed and became a better man.

>>150202798
Do you want a serious answer or a shitpost answer?

>>150201888
Well, to be fair the crossovers aren't canon either.

>Grrrrrrrr AHHHH! This is so painful and difficult...Hnnnnnnnnng
>*Girlish* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>T-there...we go...I bent the bars of that cage open...
>*dies*

>>150202798
Kratos was the Big Bang

>>150202798
Kingtos can survive anything.
>b-but the rocks
He tanked them and they would have killed Sonic or paralyzed Goku.

>>150202774
>>150202785
>>150202788
favt is the original Latinate spelling of fact, as written in Renaissance manuscripts. Scholars of the time believed the ‘v’ lent it gravitas, as ‘v’ and ‘u’ were interchangeable in orthography. using favt is the intellectual and esteemed form

You would know this if you were Kratos scholars, or if you could destroy 990 Million Universes lowballed

>>150202798
Yes, he tanked this outerversal rock.

>

>>150202817
Why not just reach in and grab the head? The bars have a large enough gap between to do so

>>150202818
...Theory writer and co creator.

>>150202833
It’s a dream sequence

>>150202798
GoW attacks were scaled to 990 Million X the Universe. So yes, the Big Bang is 1 990 Millionth of a GoW attack. Lowballed.

>>150202817
KWAB!

>>150202844
>kratos jobs to dream manipulation

>>150202798
Take THIS big bang.

>>150202857
Kratos won this dream.

>>150202825
Jessie the fuck are you on about?

>>150202739
Kek, from 1 to to 10 how much suggsverse shit do you fags think there is? And how much of those thing are done as feats?
>starts reading it
The prose is pretty good actually, but it goes to hell at the end, like not even xianxia is this blunt with his power level scaling faggottry, LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT

TOMORROW

>>150202870
You wouldn’t get it, since you aren’t a scholar.

>>150202827
>>150202856
>attacks that would have killed Sonic and left Goku in a wheelchair
BEAST.

>>150202809
I would prefer a serious, non shitpost, non downplay, non wank answer

>>150202872
This is his canon powerlevel in the GoW novels anyway, why are you seething?

>>150202863
>Sheldon solves the Kratos formula

>>150202863
That cabin's wall was magic and had the durability of nine million universes.

>>150201233
Black Star and Kid need to be powerful because their personalities are shit, like utter garbage, these characters would be worse than fodder if it weren't for their power.
Maka is the opposite, if you make her just as strong as those two the story ends because she is actually capable.
The story starts with Maka almost turning Soul into a Death Weapon while Black Star never managed to get a single soul and Kid Who needs double the souls keeps fumbling because of his turbo autism

>>150202898
>overpowering a living mountain
FUARK

>>150202872
If he wanted to go full suggs, then AT THE VERY LEAST, he should had brought all logical possibility packed in mythology, instead of just being there to wank kektos, like cmon mang, even suggsverse bothered to explain shit and KINDA try to incorporate it in his cosmology.

>>150202863
That wall is a manifestation of Kratos's white guilt, so long as BIPOC suffer needlessly it will withstand his 90 million universes (lowballed) strikes. Only by making the world into better men can that wall be shattered.

>>150202878
>no Pomni to harness all indiefags
>homestuck relevant again
>board activity at an all time low
>schizos getting worse in the tournament threads each year
It will be an interesting year.

>>150202894
Okay but Sheldon genuinely could do it though

>>150202916
This. Kratos bravely takes the symbolism of the glass ceiling and reforged it into a symbol for the modern era: the white wall

>>150202739
>when your not so subtle wank blows up in your face

>>150202923
Kratos would mindbreak Sheldon because he rewrites the laws of math themselves so 2+2=5 and Hope=Kratos

I can harness the power of cocks. My name? Goku.

>>150202916
Only 90 million universes? My fuarking hero Simon could destroy an infinite amount of 11 dimensional universes casually.

>>150202935
...'s rabid pet, Sonic.

>>150202933
Sheldon is above math. All concepts are merely dreams Sheldon is having

>>150202933
Sheldon would easily adjust his math. Kratos' limited knowledge of math would hamper him here. Sheldon hits Kratos with a bazinga before Banishing him from existence with his Kratos formula.

>>150202951
All dreams are morpheus and Kratos killed the concept of dreams themselves

>>150202935
...'s oldest friend Bulma.

>>150202872
You can make fun of them for failing to harass the devs into making their fan fiction canon all you want. At the end of the day, Death Battle and their research team spread open their asscheeks for them and gave them all the validation they could never hope for, so they won in the end.

>Kratos and Simon are both 1-C on vsbw
Imagine the clash. It would destroy everything in fiction.

>>150202932
Genuine question. how common is this happen?

>>150202878
MY WIFE WILL WIN
EVERYONE KNOWS IT!

>>150202953
Kratos has canonical above genius level math skills and outsmarted the most genius greek mind to ever exist between gods and men including multiple omniscients

>>150202964
vsbw lowballs Kratos incredibly hard, they don't even acknowledge the canonical cookbook

>>150202959
He merely killed a pretender Sheldon imagined up as an infant

>>150202900
Black Star got 99 souls just from defeating Mifune.

>>150202964
Simon is a cuck. Kratos is a chadly king.

Simon sits in his bush and cries and listens to Big Bro Kratos pressing the O button on Yoko and Nia

>>150202978
Sheldon is far above any Greek in math skills. Sheldon simply breaks Kratos' mind with the perfect math formula.

>Delusional JJKeks having wet dreams about their pathetic verse ever surpassing City block level
>Not only that but they can't help but to mention THE QUEEN because she lives rent free in their heads
You will never beat Makima, she could solo your Mach 3 verse with her eyes closed without ever stepping out of her apartment

>>150202894
Bazinga is the war cry of Sheldon, their tall leader.

>>150202978
Post the kratos equation doing jackshit, before being discarted one ATTOSECOND later by banner.

FINE I GIVE UP KRATOS WON. PLEASE STOP BULLYING MY HERO STOP THIS LESSON AND BANTER. I WON'T HBOC ANYMORE JUST PLEASE STOP!!!

>>150202985
I was talking at the beginning of the story, Soul and Maka lose their chance because of Blair not being a witch, Kid lost all his souls because he fucked up the Egyptian temple, and Black Star had 0 Souls.

>>150203005
Supermanbros.....

>>150203011
Kek aSAARajeets are like that

>>150202995
Sheldon couldn’t beat the russian janitor in the Bat Jar Conjecture and got outsmarted by BOTH of Leonard’s scientist and lawyer girlfriends before Penny

Kratos is a GENIUS who has never been outsmarted and outsmarted the smartest man in all of history

ough....
guys i just shat myself give me a second please...

>>150203005
Will you be a Better Man?

>>150203005
Hulkbros.....

>>150202109
Missing Broly, 18, Roshi

"But did you see Kratos dodge?"

"No...?"

"Exactly, because he moves faster than light."

>discarted
ESLulk...

>>150202142
I can't okay stop asking!

>>150203005
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9QKOTcuiHVw
HAVE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON YOU NAUGHTY NAUGHTY MONSTER
WILL YOU BE A BETTER MAN YOU NAUGHTY NAUGHTY MONSTER

>>150203033
I will be a monster no longer...

>>150203029
He is never stated to be the smartest man in all of history. Everyone who outsmarted Sheldon didnt do it mathematically. Sheldon just uses the perfect math formula to cripple Kratos. Bazinga.

>>150203029
All Sheldon taking pity on the less intelligent and allowing them to feel smart, truly a generous BEAST

Post Kratos being able to read, write and do basic math.

>>150202213
Kratosura deserves mockery for how trash it is.

>>150203059
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ed2-MQsOQ0M
OH NONONONONO SHELDONBROS KRATOS IS A BETTER MATHEMATICIAN THAN US!!!

>>150203029
>vsbw

>>150203015
But that is the start of the story.

>>150203085
This fat old guy bends xeno Goku over with a single touch yes.

>>150203029
Mmm I remember reading a theory that Odin could see the future so he orchestrated everything between Kratos and Alrik to destroy the Greek pantheon. Might have been interesting

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H2XBWsxIbT8
SHELDONBROS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOWWWWWW WE CAN’T LET THE KRATOS SCHOLARS FIND OUT WE GOT BEAT BY A GIRL OR THEY’LL NEVER LET US INTO THEIR HALLOWED HALLS

>>150202467
I genuinely cant think of any. Kratos VS Asura was just too much of an insane dissonance combined with all the other factors including the stuff behind the scenes (twitter post, DA having to make the characterization LESS shit than it would have originally been etc)

The 500th reply is KINGtos's. He owns this thread and ushers it's end.

Nandor from What We Do In The Shadows

Kratosura deserves all the glory for being hands down the greatest episode in the history of Death Battle. It made every other episode look like dog shit in comparison.

The moment Death Battle became art.

The cookbook unironically being a nerf to Kratos is the best part of that gag, it's really the perfect punchline.

>>150203111
FUARK HE IS LIKE VISHNU

>>150202917
Evil Pomni is going to get in (yes she counts and is a separate character)

>>150203127
Is that Asissyra’s daughter? Fuark Wise Kratos is being like the father figure she never had because her real one was an immature brat before Kratos taught him.

>>150203111
AND WITH TRIPS TOO FUUUUUAAAAAAARRRKKKKK

X + 7 + 15 + 11 + 21 = DBZ: (Goku from Dragon Ball Z)
X + 19 + 15 + 14 + 9 + 3 = STH: (Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog)
X + 6 + 18 + 9 + 19 + 11 = U: (Frisk from Undertale)
X + 19 + 1 + 2 + 19 = FATE: (Saber from the Fate series)
X + 11 + 18 + 1 + 20 + 15 + 19 = GOW: (Kratos from God of War)
X + 7 + 15 + 10 + 15 = JJK: (Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen)
X + 18 + 5 + 9 + 13 + 21 = TP: (Reimu Hakurei from Touhou Project)
X + 1 + 18 + 3 + 5 + 21 + 19 = P: (Arceus from Pokémon)
X + 19 + 1 + 9 + 20 + 1 + 13 + 1 = OPM: (Saitama from One-Punch Man)
X + 9 + 3 + 15 + 14 = NCFN: (Icon from Nobody Cries For Nothing, of which John Mitchell is the original creator)
X + 19 + 9 + 13 + 15 + 14 = TTGL: (Simon from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, John's favorite character)
X + 10 + 15 + 9 + 14 = DB: (John Mitchell himself from Death Battle)
TLDR? Simon is smarter than Kektos.

>>150203111
Trips... what a KING

>>150203146
Simon got cucked that makes him low iq by definition.

>>150203146
Simon’s a low iq cuck

Kratos' boy-titties.
My girl-mouth.
You do the math.

>>150203152
Kratos is dumber than THAT?

>>150203160
Powerful.

>>150203085
The Uminekos are all STRONK because all works of fiction are just books in their universe, but Jessica is the strongest because Jessica doesn't fucking read

I cant believe how WEAK Kratos is.

Thor cucked Bruce Banner and Beuce Banner cried like a lil faggot BITCH.

This makes Kratos the smartest contestant DB has ever had

>>150203168
Yep yep just as DB CANON states

What did you learn from this thread?

>>150203160
This line changed my life and made me a better person

>>150203127
Came about 11 times when I first saw this. Still do in fact. An absolute masterpiece.

>>150203177
Be a better man ELSanon

>>150203180
to be a better man…

>>150203111
>trips
KIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Be better.

>>150203111
FUARK THE MOST POWERFUL KING THE MOST POWERFUL TRIPS

>>150203111
KINGTOS OWNS THESE HALLS.

>>150201233
Which is why the anime killed the series.

Simon never got cucked. You're misinterpreting and projecting.

You lied to me, /dbg/. You told me my heroes, Kratos and Simon, were the strongest in fiction. You told me not to worry and helped me mock Gokufags and Supermanfags. Yet, I did the research. Why can't they beat a 9 year old child and tier below her?

>>150203221
Simontos clears easily

Reminder that Bruce Banner is a soiboy cuck that would get beat like a bitch

Kratos is the smartest and wisest /dbg/ warrior

>>150203233
Be a better man boi

The bush? A BOUNDLESS BEAST. SOLOS both Simon the Prepper and KEKtos by FORCING them to WITNESS their KEKING on an ENDLESS LOOP.

>>150203221
>vsbw
If you put stock in that then wouldn't you already know Goku is 1-C there as well, same as Kratos and Simon

>>150203220
Whatever you say, cucky boi

Now back in your bush while i plap your gf lil bro

>>150203221
Only high outer? Not 2 steps from actual omnipotence (and immortality beyond actual omnipotence...Somehow).

>>150203221
This girl does beat up Cucky Simon and grows a dick to fuck Yoko and Nia in front of him

But don’t be foolish to think she can defeat Kratos. Vsbw downplays him to even categorise him

>>150201233
>but the anime's director liked Maka better
Sounds made up. She just saved the day because it's a retarded anime-only ending.

>>150203232
>Simon and Kratos do the fusion dance to get even close in power to a 9 year old
>still job, but in 2 minutes instead of 1

>>150203273
Simon is a cuck so a fusion would only weaken Kratos from his normal power

>>150203254
*Whips out massive black dark oak tree log sized cock that looks like a third leg then speedblitzs you and rapes you in the ass within 15 seconds*
Who is the cuck now?

>>150203266
>Actual omnipotent Eru is the one that gives Gandalf a second life and a promotion
>This somehow makes Gandalf immortal

>KEKY KEKY KEKY KEKY
>niggers here arguing with the jeet
Do you niggers have dementia? Or did Kylemon (and krasura) brown beaten you into actually arguing with him?

>>150201565
>Me when I make shit up

>>150203287
I am literally white though

>>150203285
…Simon typed, trying to block out the moans of Nia and Yoko from Chaddy Big Bro Kratos while crying in his cuck bush

>>150203286
Mostly on the "the soul is immortal, even to eru, but eru somehow can negate his "divine restrictions", so it is up to the air if he can destroy it or not".

>>150203287
I am literally brown though.

>>150203313
FUARK

>daipa
Ignored. Noncanon garbage

>>150203315
no you're not I am

Better men.

>>150203314
>souls can't be destroyed because God thought it'd be funny if not even he could destroy them

>>150203312
... imagined Kyle after getting so soundly defeated and raped he could never show his face in his universe again.

>>150203313
A... Am... Amigxs say it ain't so our HEROE is a KEK?!?

>>150203341
I am sure Simon didn't also like being forced into homo sex, by Yoko, kyle...

>>150203312
>Kyle HBOC with KINGtos
There is nothing wrong with a woman exercising her autonomy and choosing to do whatever she wants regardless of relationship status. That is her business. Do not insult a woman in these halls again. Be better.

>>150203313
Shota Goku is so cute~

>>150203314
>>150203339
Bimbo Baggins solos all of Undertale because he has boundless soul hax immunity and all the attacks in Undertale target souls

>>150203366
Hal no

>>150203366
Bulma...

>>150203366
Hal...

>>150203369
>Bimbo Baggins
Thorin please.

Y-YOKO—N-NIA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CHADDY BIG BRO SPARTAN???
https://youtu.be/NBCT0-y4e-s?t=155

>>150203383
>Kratos supporting sex workers
That's right. Sex work is REAL work.

>>150203392
YAAAAAAAAAS

don’t forget that Yoko and Nia in the Modern gurren lagann Music Video are also canon sex workers too. Even though she’s in highschool, giving it up to all the blacks and fat bastards in town, canonically. It’s none of Simon’s business!

>>150203383
Better start polishing Kratos’ sandals and building more statues to him before he gets back, cucky simon, or you’re in for another painful beating from Big Bro

>they're still fighting
Simon x Kyle toxic yaoi is so hot...

Kratos taught Simon to be a better man (by plapping Yoko and Nia in front of his bush)

>>150203408
Proof?

>>150203408
You're joking, right? That has to be a misinterpretation. Give me proof.

>>150203427
Look up Gurren Lagann music video on youtube.

The one where Yoko makes out with the dog and they’re strippers but also in highschool

So when do the genuine discussions happen?

>>150203442
KEKY SIMON BROOOOSS

>>150203446
You missed it, be back tomorrow at dawn

>>150203442
Holy built for BBC. Handcrafted handsculoted BBC meat

>>150203446
There's a 30 minute window each day for that

>>150203442
I fell on my knees in shock. What? Does Simon's creator just hate him?

>>150203457
And it’s CANON too!

>>150203465
Canon to what?

>>150203437
>Expecting shit posters to ever tell the truth

>>150203442
>beat Hulk
>beat Simon
>will beat Asura
DOGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150203463
The otoko/highschool manga ends in Simon writing Kamina into existence just to cuck himself in the past, lol. Because he’d get too powerful and edgy if he didn’t have a “big bro” to make a him a pathetic bull-worshipping cuckold

>>150203473
To my mom!

>>150203442
Yoko and Nia?
Property of Hank Hill.

>>150203481
You mean just to be his friend and not to actually cuck him? Right?

>>150203481
>The otoko/highschool manga
What the fuck? How much gurren lagann media is there? I've only seen the anime.

>>150203496
>texas wants to fuck little girls
Hank hill would never.

YES! SHOW ME! KEK THE THREADS! KEK EVERYTHIIIIIIIING!

>>150203477
beat Makima too

>>150203496
Hank is a Texan. He should be killing this moe trash.

>>150203500
Watch episode 8

https://files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4

>>150203506
I made a fanfiction where makima gives birth to a litter of puppies...

>>150203513
I fucking love how he has Gohan's voice. I love kamina.
Also this was pathetic from simon. did he really expect to get with the whore who is already physically an adult? He probably can barely get hard by now.

Yup, KINGtos beats this bitch silly

>>150203515
Post it

There has to be more context to this. My mind actually cannot comprehend writing a character like Simon who is supposed to have an unbreakable spirit and be an absurdly powerful hero into being this much of an actual cuck. It can't. Is Gurren Lagann a nihilist franchise hiding under the mask of being an empowering story because what the hell? This is worse than Finncel.

>>150203552
He was a child anon...

>>150203552
Simon has go through two arcs before becoming an alpha. He has to grow up too. This is before he met Nia and he was still living in his brother's shadow.

>>150203557
>>150203564
I know he was a child, but all of this just seems wrong and too much. And the fact he still loses Nia in the end doesn't help either.

>>150203557
He was trhe same age as Yoko. Kamina’s just a pedo, and Simon’s a cuck who worships his pedo BVLL

>>150203588
Indian

>>150203564
he never becomes an alpha, he keeps slobbering Kamina's ass till the day he dies. All he does the entire series is worship Kamina and suck Kamina's dick and imitate Kamina and have all his girlfriends worship Kamina too. He's a fraud

>>150203599
>ASURA OUT OF NOWHERE

New Thread? I'm allowed to make one for my masters?

>>150203611
Sure

>>150203611
Yes, make it now, pup.

>>150203611
Simon...you don't have to call me that.

>>150203552
The answer is he's a corporate mascot, anon.
They only say "he has an unbreakable spirit", he doesn't earn that through viewer perception or actions he gets it from the narrator saying so.
Same as Deku - utter BITCHBOY cuck who slobbers Bakugo's dick all day long, but because he's the betamale self insert mc the show will tell you he's totally a hero.

>>150203609
>And Kylejeet

>>150203622
doesn't help that this is GAYnax either, the most soulless mutt slop studio in all of Nippon

>KEK KEK KEK KEK
Maka madness won over this general, pack it up for today boys.

>>150203564
Post Simon ever "growing up" aka not worshipping his BVLL

>>150203636
>>150203636
>>150203636
You call this a New Thread? I've seen Toads do better!

>>150203588
Yoko was 16 while Simon was 12 or 14. There is an age gap.
>>150203603
>Headcanon
See? Simon becomes his own man and surpasses kamina. He never forgets about kamina and honors him but he has become his own man. Even kamina sees Simon as an adult and congratulates him.

>>150203552
>who is supposed to have an unbreakable spirit
Got pretty broken by Kamina cucking him, LMAO

it's not empowering, it's mcdonalds/burger king. Proto MHA. All flash no meaning or substance. Made for low iq self inserters who will worship Kamina too

>>150203651
Yoko was 14 you FUCKING LIAR PIGLET
https://www.gurren-lagann.net/tv/chara/yoko.html

>>150203651
Nah, he keeps sucking Kamina's dick. He never "becomes his own man", he wears Kamina's clothes and speaks like Kamina and imitates Kamina and only does everything the way Kamina does. He worships the douche who cucked him. He never becomes his own man, only says so, in reality all he does is imitate and worship Kamina forever and so do Yoko and Nia.

You're lying about the ages too. Yoko was always 14 and so was Simon. Kamina was 18. He's a pedo and Simon's a pathetic cuck. You're a pathetic cuck too for needing to lie

>>150203663
I kneel... It's been 5 years since I saw the show.

>>150201374
Dinopithecus no diffs

>>150203654
TRVTH NVKE