Superman, Batman lend me your feats,
otherwise I'll be crushed between my opponent's non-existent teats!
Yang is a fraud and rest of my team jobs,
Weiss got knocked out by thrown rocks!
Yet I kneel, I squeal
for my crossover scalings aren't real!
Speed, power, skill,
I am outmatched in all and have no will!
I mope, I can't cope,
against opponent who solos my 'verse I have no hope!
My silver eyes? Pack of lies,
no matter what I do she survives!
My useless creator died too early, I am going to lose to tomboy who isn't even girly!
Doomguy, Kratos, masters of tricks,
please give me a solution for this fix!
Boundless speed, outerversal strength,
I need a wank of considerable length!
It's no use, when its time to ring the bell,
I will shamelessly yell:
"I AM SUCH AN USELESS BAKA, PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME QUEEN MAKA!"
