Thread 150196822

Discuss the upcoming match between a cartoon that pretends to be anime and an anime that pretends to be a cartoon

>>150196822 (OP)
I just don't know how Ruby loses this.

I unironically just dreamed that Ruby won by vaporizing Maka and doing a retarded cartoonish evil smirk and Wiz said "I know it's hard to believe, but listen" before I woke up.

>>150196860
Might have something to do with her opponent being magnitudes stronger, durable, versatile, experienced, and with a kit that specifically counters her gimmick.

You lose to THIS???

>>150196873
Not my hero.

The word "Rum" and "Death" should mean the same thing to you.

Here's some ideas for fights that I got. I was trying to go with rivals/the second strongest theme so, how does this look?

>King Ghidorah vs Gyaos

>Shin Mefilas vs Gridknight

>Blue/Gary Oak vs Kaiba

>Ultraseven (ULTRAMAN) vs War Machine

>Green Goblin vs Joker

>>150196822 (OP)
>I love you anon

>>150196952
>Spider-Man level feat
Wowzers

Janny on the rag again, deleting a thread with 300+ posts

>JJK Z is real
>Sukuna potentially confirmed to be an alien
Powerscalers are prophets, I kneel

>>150196946
Gary is pretty much just Ash with less bullshit. If we're gonna feed a Pokemon character to Kaiba I'd rather feed him N because they're both rivals that use white dragons with blue eyes.

>>150196970
it's okay because at least we can make room for groundbreaking threads like
> they should make an overwatch cartoon
>Ben 10 should fuck his cousin
and the inevitable >I want to fuck every child in the loud house

I refuse to acknowledge Satoru Gojo losing. JJK ended here.

>JJK has a sequel
HYPE
All GeGe needs to do now is to retroactively upgrade Sukuna to planet level so I can upscale Gojo.
Bet the Makimutt is shitting himself in fear right now

>Gojobros denying reality and hiding behind their hero's master Sukuna
Yep, it's a day that ends in y.

>>150196981
>>Sukuna potentially confirmed to be an alien
Explain

>it's real
FUUUUUUAAAAARRRRRKKKK

>>150197141
>Another couple years of delusion about Gojo coming back to life

>>150196822 (OP)
They list off the combatants pros and cons, they get ready for the fight to begin, the lights dim low...

It starts up and it's a highschool AU Ruby and Maka competing at the school tournament

>>150197141
Why are they going to Boruto route? I thought that was a failed experiment.

>>150197141
Proof this is a JJK sequel and Gege doesn't just recycle designs?

More like SHITver eyes

>>150196873
Fuck off shitheel. It's posts like yours that contribute to getting threads nuked.

>>150197168
It's been dumped on /a/, it's set in the future and about their grandkids

>>150197194
>Went from city block magic Japanese kids and one mutant who ate his twin in the womb to space aliens
Whew lad

>>150197194
Do next gen shounen series ever pan out? Kinnikuman and Dragonball backpedaled hard and Boruto is less popular than Naruto even though Naruto is over.

>>150197204
Jojo, but it's a totally different format and even that's a mixed bag.

>>150197164
These ain't Yuji's children, he died a kissless virgin. The new gen consist on the descendants of our hero, the MONSTER, Yuta Okkutsu. Who not satisfied with taking over Gojo's body decided to also take the entire Gojo clan alongside all it's money so he could impregnate Maki on the same bed Gojo used to sleep in.

>>150197236
I meant why jump to aliens.

OH NO!
HE COULDN'T GO
3 - 0
LOL
LMAO

>>150197204
Usually they flop because the previous protag just outshines the kids. The standard we have to compare these kids is...Yuji. So maybe they have a chance

>>150197242
Money
Its the fate of a lot of fiction after running out of ideas
>Multiverse
>Time travel and multiple timelines
>Going full sci-fi
>everything is aliens now
Every popular franchise wants to go the capeshit route now

You think Gojo will finally be mach 10 in this new series?

>>150196981
Imagine if Sukuna was actually a weak alien from his species and there are actually planet level Sukunas now

>>150197273
he will come back as a cyborg 10 times stronger and job to the main villain

Can't wait for Gojo and Sukuna to get powercrept by Glorp the alien

Spoiler: they explain the reason Gojo is so powerful is because he is an alien baby sent from a planet of similarly powerful Gojos called Gojotopia

>>150196951
*Whips out a BBC that looks like a third leg. It is the size of a log of dark oak wood*

>>150197307
>typed Simon, still crying inside his cuck bush

Wait till you find out that Kenyaku never died, instead he send his consciousness to the distant planet of Sukunopolis

Leaks say that the Earth was never invaded until now because Gojo put an infinite barrier around the planet

>>150197141
What the fuck is this goyslop made for homosexuals?

>>150197310
...coped KEKtos as Simon oneshotted him with his pinkie.

>>150196860
She won't. She'll actually win because she isn't bogged down by the black blood. Thus causing /a/ to seethe and make a bajillion slide threads whining about America and the west.

>>150197307
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRL!

>>150197336
…in simon’s headcanon where he isn’t a pathetic betacuck who worships his BVLL and KINGtos isn’t the chadly king of kings who fucks Yoko

>>150197344
...is what Mario wrote down in his notebook to cope as Bowser impaled peach and daisy with his barbed three headed hydra cock.

as a cucky simonbro may i just say that every man in my entire city has had a turn fucking my girlfriend but never me

Ruby and Maka run a gauntlet against all JJK characters
Can they clear? Who loses first?

Cucky Simon - You
Kamina - Me
Yoko - Your Mom

Kratos would acknowledge Kamina as a better man than himself. This is irrefutable.

>>150197261
Doesn’t explain why BoruKING isn’t having more success than NaruSHIT

>>150197346
>edit of that Cap cover
Kek. Got more?

Any new speeds for Thor in Hulkzilla?

>>150197373
Infinite, I think.

>>150197368
Bait used to be believable

>>150197139
It could be a sequel manga and it has aliens that have multiple eyes in Gege's artstyle.

>>150197164
Technically it is just the Dragon Ball route.
>That thing that was above everyone's power?
>Aliens

KIIIIIIINNNGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS

KRATOOS SAVE US KRATOOOS SAVE US WITH YOUR BOUNDLESS POWER KRATOOOOOOOOSSSS

>>150197141
>KINGjo will be revealed to be a Superman expy all along and his power will become boundless
Yup!

>>150197141
>ayys
lmao

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150197538
This is true

NOO KRATOS PLEEEEAAASSSE DON’T KILL ME I’LL DO ANYTHING NOO KRATOS NOOOO

NOO YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME YOU CAN’T YOU CAN’T I AM A KING I AM A KIIIIIIIIIINNNGGG

>>150197550
dear everyone, this is anon’s mother. I am sorry but I have taken away his computer privileges for being a very naughty 30 year old who pees and poos in bottles in his room when he knows this is not allowed.

Post Goku getting raped
You can't

>>150197574
Hulk and Grandpa Gohan raped Gokek

>>150197558
Nice, are you single? I'm a boundless beast btw

>>150197574
Yeah cause they never fucking showed Chi-Chi doing the deed, but we know it happened.

QVEENby Rose.... I humbly gift you not only my collection of feats stretching back decades, but my wife Lois. Everything I hold dear would be MUCH better suited in your powerful womanly hands....

>>150197601
Ruby would kill Clark for raising a homosexual son btw

>>150197595
He’s kissless so it was clearly Bejita who impregnated her

[REMINDER]
Your hero is never confirmed to have an OMNIPOTENT POWER.
Sung Jinwoo is confirmed to have an OMNIPOTENT POWER.

>n-no b-but11!!!
NO OMNIPOTENT POWER CONFIRMATION, NO REPLY

Do Simon the Digger and Kyle Rayner have the potential to be one of the best yaoi couples of all time? Hear me out. Death Battle explains this pairing a bit by being about similar characters fighting and giving fun battle chemistry, but more can be said about the ship. It's an outerversal romance that transcends the multiverse. With their outerversal power, they may be two of the only characters in fiction that could really comfort each other because despite their power, they still have been hurt in love. They may have pure heroic hearts, but their hearts have still been scarred from their beloved dying or falling for someone else. There's also a cruel irony to this pairing, as Kyle got cheated on with someone named Simon. But it's okay because their indomitable human spirits pulled them through it, and perhaps that human spirit, that humanity in them beyond inhuman powers, can give them an indomitable bond. You might say it can't work because they're straight, but there's a reality where Simon kisses Leeron, and while Kyle hasn't kissed a man, though not meaning he's gay, he has shown respect, gently turning down his gay assistant who was heartbroken that he loved Jade. Consider it getting spicy too. From lantern constructs to unlimited energy from spiral power, the bed will not last more than a minute. We know Simon is the seme and Kyle is the uke because Simon won Death Battle, but the names add a humorous aspect to it because "seme" starts with an "s" for Simon and "uke" has a "k" for Kyle. Simon just gives off big drill energy too. Though it being Death Battle meant someone dies, I think maybe in an alternate reality, love did bloom on the battlefield. Thank you, Death Battle, for showing me Tier Love is the strongest tier there is. Love is truly BOUNDLESS. "In brightest day, in blackest night, no love shall escape my sight. Let those who ship with all might harness my power, Green Lantern's light because your love is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"

Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle
>Soul Eater
-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (7,428 miles)
-Black Star can dodge Lasers
-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)
-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood
-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw
-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves
>RWBY
-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)
-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules
-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava
-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT
-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space
-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)
-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)
-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash
-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT

>>150197649
It is totally possible that Maka/Soul Eater setting gets a downgrade during this episode.

>>150197649
Debunked by CHADtoon Fight Club.

>>150197657
Most likely they'll just give Maka a lower number that's still high enough to make it clear she's far stronger, the same way Deku was given lower numbers than Shigaraki because it wasn't needed.

>>150197629
KING Jinwoo was teaching all the fraud verses. Dragonball, DC, Marvel, all fodder before true omnipotence.

If your Character doesn't have:
>Hax and hax resistance
>Reality warping
>Toon force
>Power of meta and narrative
>Power of friendship and love
>Kekforce
>Pedoforce
All at the same time
Then he isn't strong at all

>>150197612
CANON and real since she turned on her own sister after Yang became lesbian

If your character isn't literally real then he isn't strong at all

>>150197649
If Weiss is supposed to be that strong, how come she JOBBED to this small rock?

>>150197677
I think at the very least they will make Speed an equal point. Likely with something like what they did with Superman and Goku, Saying that Maka is quantifiably Faster but Thanks to Ruby's power of scattering her Atoms to turn into a blob and move fast and pass through walls she might be able to keep up with her anyways

NOOOOO PLEASE IM SO GAY

>>150196822 (OP)
This matchup is so shit. Are they really doing this for Monty Oum?

>>150197828
Yes.

>>150197828
Yes

>>150197791
Soul...you WILL have Ruby bounce on your cock...

>>150197791
Every HEROINE accepted in theses halls...RAPE this man right here NOW

>>150197847
I wonder how strong he envisioned Ruby becoming

>>150197847
but the man's been dead for like ten years !!

I'm bored. Give me matchups and I'll make thumbnails.

So I've been reading Soul Eater, and I think there is an aspect that we all have been underestimating regarding the Silver Eyes.
Magic in Soul Eater is inherently predisposed to destructive tendencies, which matches with the Grimm.
That much we already know, but Demon Weapons themselves are the result of the blending of a slurry of witch materials (we don't know all the details for how Arachne did it) with humans.
This would mean that all Demon Weapon Humans (like Soul), would be inherently magical.
This along with the nature of Black Blood being magic and Madness related in nature, could be used to justify the Silver Eyes being extremely effective on Soul if not also Maka.

>>150197955
Last night's thread made me so horny for Kyle. Gimme Kyle vs the booty warrior!!!

Ruby's going to be bouncing and moaning on it

>>150197955
Rudo Surebrec vs Emiya Shirou
Hiyuki Kagari vs Maki Zenin
Edmond Dantes (Fate) vs Alucard (Schrodinger)

>>150197847
Monty's wife? Soul Eater fan and Maka-self inserter so she KILLED Monty to prevent her HERO from losing

>>150197629
>Only possible within his own territory.
This would mean that Jinwoo cannot work without excessive amounts of verse equalization.

YESSSSSSSSS

Gentlemen...

>>150198057
John Stewart isn't gay, fuck off.

>>150198057
YUM!!!! POST MORE!!! SIMONBRO BTW!

Kyle is definitely the pretty boy of the Corps

>>150198057
Why is Kyle so fuckable?

>Gay lantern posting

Star Sapphires are making these posts btw

>>150198093
Big pillowy Latinx cheeks and lips, I'd think

>>150197982
>>150198057
>>150198073
>>150198077
>>150198088
>>150198093

Why are Halfags like this?

>>150198057
ZESTY!

>>150198103
He's actually Irish+Mexican/American (that's why DC uses him rather than Guy for St. Patrick's Day).

ENOUGH

Your Hero
Your favorite romance trope
Your BVLL

>>150198125
Ichigo
Pegging
Yuroichi

>>150198125
Simon
NTR
Kamina Sama

>>150198144
Thanks anon.

>>150198125
Sonic
Losing the heroine to superior male
Mario

>>150198125
Kyle Rayner
Getting drilled in my cute Irish Mexican anus by Simon Chinkasu
Hal

>>150198125
Astolfo
Futa on Male
Barghest

>>150198125
Barghest
Femboy on Female
Astolfo

>>150198125
Barghest
Harem
Summer Barghest

>>150198125
Astolfo
Selfcest
Sailor Paladin Astolfo

>>150198125
HAL JORDAN
KEKED BY SHOTA
OS BEN TENNYSON!

Why is /dbg/ obsessed with cucking?

>>150197359
Maka could cut through Gojo's Infinity with her soul powers.

>>150198240
It’s the thinking man’s fetish

>>150198240
What's not to love about this?

>>150198154
No problem. Here's the second one.

>>150198240
Because we are all intellectuals here

omw to ravage Crona's phat jiggly ass

>>150198240
Dragonfag raid
They did the same shit in their threads
Remember to not entertain their posting "culture"

>>150198240
It is seen as emasculating and thereby a manner of winning arguments.
It pisses people off for X reasons.
Reasons can include:
Derailing conversation
Making misleading claims about a character
Agendaposting

>>150198257
>YABBA DABBA DOO, I'm such a happy bird!!

>>150198311
Anon, the Cuckoo Birds lays its egg in another bird's nest, and lets other birds raise its kids.

>>150197984
That's a big black dog cock btw

>>150198320
Sooo...a happy bird,then?

>>150198264
I really hope that Cygames can work some magic with Kagurabachi. It is a good read.

Ballot

>Katana VS Hoshimi Miyabi (Zenless Zone Zero)
Sam notes that legacy comics character and gacha character is a rare pairing in matchups, Liam jokes about a Genshin character being the one to defeat Superman.

>Ludger Cherish (Academy's Undercover Professor) vs Ozpin
Liam says this seems like a good matchup.

>Sung Jinwoo VS Makoto Yuki (Persona)
Liam talks about Sung Jinwoo getting a lot of powerscaler hype recently. Liam thinks Makoto obliterates.

>Suzaku Kururugi vs Armin Arlert (Code Geass vs Attack on Titan)
Chad really hates Armin and Liam really likes him. They talk about the controversy about Attack on Titan's politics.

>Larry-Boy VS Bibleman (Veggietales VS B&H Kids)
Everybody loves this. Sam says he'd wanted to be careful not to offend the Christian audience making this episode.

>Freddy Fazbear vs Chuck E. Cheese
Chad gets this on paper but isn't sure what feats Chuck E. Cheese has. The call agrees Freddy is screwed.

>Fern (Frieren) VS Schierke (Berserk)
Chad really likes this.

>Red vs Gabriel (Us vs The Mandela Catalogue)
Sam asks what The Mandela Catalogue is.

>Tari VS Miko Kubota (Meta Runner vs Glitch Techs)
Chad isn't familiar with either of these. He notes the positive response to this. Liam thinks it sounds fun.

>Jango Fett VS Big Boss
Sam and Liam like this. Sam wonders what Jango is gonna do against a Metal Gear.

>Future Gohan VS Zack Fair
Sam gets this. Chad says that he's never thought about Dragon Ball vs Final Fantasy before. Liam thinks Zack probably wins.

>ADVENT vs The Empire (XCOM vs Star Wars)
Sam and Liam are interested in this.

>Nightcrawler vs Kuroko Shirai (Index)
They like this upon reading the connections given. They all agree to give this a Rooster Buck.

>The Immortal vs. Skips
Sam immediately gives this a Rooster Buck.

>SSJ5 Goku vs Mewthree
Liam pops off for this.They think this is funny but are interested in how you'd actually analyze this.

>future trunks vs kamen rider gotchard daybreak
Liam likes the idea of a Dragon Ball vs Kamen Rider matchup, saying it's like the Batman vs Superman of Japan.

>Nosferatu Zodd vs Yujiro Hanma
Chad says he's seen this a lot, Liam says it's sick.

>Android 18 VS Nebula (Marvel)
They appreciate the alliteration applied by the author in the accounting of the android's associations and award a Rooster Buck.

>Nihilego VS SA-X
They think it's cool, Sam thinks SA-X would be a fun character to have on DB.

>Jacket vs Claude Speed (GTA)
Sam thinks having a Hotline Miami episode would be sick.

>Takumi Aiba vs Yu Narukami (Digimon vs Persona)
Sam notes the positive response to this in Discord. Liam says he'd love to do Digimon again.

>Roz vs Jean Kayak (The Wild Robot vs Hundreds of Beavers)
Sam gives this a Rooster Buck.

>Cecil Stedman Vs Amanda Waller
Chad and Liam think this is interesting but question what these two's actual feats are, Sam points out it's a submitted as a team fight.

>Michael Jackson VS Hatsune Miku
They note they've talked about this before.

>House vs MaoMao (House M.D vs Apothecary Diaries)
They all think this is funny.

>Conquest vs Nappa
Sam thinks it's probably another Omnidock.

>Trent Fernandez-Mercer vs Alice Gehabich (Power Rangers vs Bakugan)
Liam and Sam think Trent's helmet is really cool.

>Karlach vs Magik (DnD vs Marvel)
Sam calls this a heater, Liam's interested. Chad thinks this would be interesting.

>Makuta (Bionicle) VS Sauron (Lord Of The Rings)
Noted as one of the first pitches. Liam thinks it's cool.

>Arthur Boyle vs Kazuma Kuwabara
Liam really loves Kuwabara and would like to have him on Death Battle, and says he needs to learn more about Fire Force.

>New Phyrexia Vs The Borg
Sam thinks this is fun.

>Frank Reynolds (IASIP) vs Stan Pines
"All killer no filler" - Liam. Liam thinks Frank would rip apart Stan like a chimpanzee. They bring up that Frank always carries a gun and think that might be enough to stomp Stan.

Next time is Thrall VS Ghazghkull Thraka (Warcraft VS Warhammer 40K).

Crew was apparently busy due to getting work done in time for Silksong.

>BAYING BEOWOLVES!
>SALEM! You bitch! What do you mean I'm a terrorist?! Because of my acts of violent terrorism in Atlas, my BELOVED FATHER has been FIRED from his job and he is forced to repay the families of my victims with HIS BODY!? And by now hundreds of men have RAPED him in every conceivable manner with more to come? Like I care about that, where are WEISS and JAUNE??!!! You are saying that they....ABANDONED me!? That can't be true... You are telling me that you had wiretapped our Scrolls and heard WEISS asking JAUNE to leave me BEHIND and FLY TOGETHER to the Vacuo on their own!?!? And that she also told Jaune to CREAMPIE her delicious aristocrat PUSSY with his hot ARC SEMEN until she gets PREGNANT with his autistic brood? And that they will also RECORD their frenzied lovemaking so I get to WATCH the love of my life being stolen by my friend!? GLOPPING GOLIATHS, there's more!? JAUNE is GONE? And the last thing he felt before disappearing was Weiss' NUBILE BODY being pressed firmly against him while she HUMPED him!? And you are telling me this so that my I won't be in a mood to resist the SALEMS' GRIMM who are about to take my PRECIOUS VIRGINITY I had saved for Jaune? That I will be reduced to ONAHOLE for INHUMAN BEASTS while my friends are having hot LOVEY-DOVEY SEX while SALEM is training me to be her obedient little CUM PUPPET just like Ozma trained her! And once she succeeds, my SILVER EYE POWERS will let me sense Weiss and Jaune AURA AMP KEKOLDING ME from BEYOND THE TIME!? I BETTER HOPE SHE SUCCEEDS, SO I CAN YABBA DABBA WATCH!

>>150198378
>Immortal jobs
>"I've seen this before..."

>>150198372
The only things worth a damn here are:
Larry-Boy vs Bibleman
Future Gohan vs Zack Fair (Probably would need to be Future Warrior in Black Gohan though since powerscaler autism has further infected Death Battle)
Everything else feels like memes or autism

>>150198378
>>Conquest vs Nappa
>Sam thinks it's probably another Omnidock.
kek saiyans really are viltrumite fodder

>>150198372
Comics>Gacha
Ozpin is canonical jobber with zero wins so his opponent has this in a bag
Having Sung Jinwoo not against Cid Kagenoh is missed opportunity, but Makoto would gape Jinwoo's ass
Suzaku could outrun machine-gun fire at the point blank range and break steel with kicks even before he got his "Live" command. Armin is completely fucked against him.
Not sure who would win this one.
No idea about this one
Fern wins this since magic in Berserk is lot more limited
No idea about this one
No idea about this one
Jango has this in a bag unless they really downplay Star Wars tech. And if Big Boss gets Metal Gear, Jango should get Slave I
Seems interesting one and Zack would win since Gohan is canonical jobber

>Liam thinks Zack probably wins.

No...NONONO cucky Gohan bros we can NOT keep losing!!

>Invincible HBOCing with Final Fantasy now
can they sink even lower

>>150198449
It really is amazing how DBZ loses every matchup

>>150198468
Thanks again for all these anon.

>>150198471
You're welcome, making TNs is fun.

>>150198468
I prefer this match up

>>150196860
Agreed, there’s no way in hell a boundless outerversal character loses to a mere multiversal one.

Dragonball-bros... what happened to our 'verse? We used to be KINGS but now everyone is LAUGHING at us...

>>150198408
>And this... Is to go even further beyond boundless!

POST THE PUTA

>>150198467
They're gonna have to give them another pity win at this point

>>150198492
Power creep. Eventually the new stuff will eventually outclassed the old, Like Kratos and Invincible

>>150198492
Probably something to do with the main creator dying and his replacement being a joke?

Why does food look so shitty in western comics?

It's up.

>>150198534
I figure it has to do with Western comics and animation putting a premium on staying on model, whereas Eastern artists see food scenes as an opportunity to show more mechanical talents.

>>150198449
Do DragonBall fans even watch DeathBattle? And if so like...why? The show and its fanbase has such a obviously hate boner and bias against them that they must have some kind of humiliation kink or something.

>>150198557
i HATE twitter tards

>>150198569
Things went to shit for DBfags after Hulk vs Broly but yeah they still do because DBfags powerscale

>>150198569
Dragon Ball fans are fight idiots, simple as.
So the goal is to triumph in the face of all challenges, even when it doesn't actually make sense.

It's meaningless because death battle lowballs the fuck out of dragon ball every time

base goku is outerversal

>>150198603
they made Bardock trillions of times faster than light, scaled him to King Vegeta's visual metaphor and gave him Super Saiyan

>I-IT'S MEANINGLESS THAT SAIYANS CRUMPLE LIKE TINFOIL UNDER THE MIGHT OF VILTRUMITES! I'M NOT MAD! AAAIIIEEEEE KIRKMAN-SAMA PLEASE SPARE MY FEELINGS!!!'

Lol! NOPE.

Dragon Ball gets wanked and still loses LOL!

Which Death Battle characters would rank highest?
Hard mode: NOT including Homelander

>>150198614
Then they proceeded to giga ultra wank Omniman's unsubstantial not even planet level feat. SS Bardock is 50x planet level.

>>150198614
And despite all of this wank his loss still makes sense. Real question is whether Vegeta or Goku could have taken Nolan (Gohan would naturally job)

>>150198627
Afro and it’s not even close

>>150198630
Post SS Bardock destroying destroying 50 planets.

>>150198630
Post Bardock destroying 50 planets.

>>150197847
If Monty wasn't killed Ruby would be boundless btw. Now I'm not saying a Gokubro did it to avoid someone else gaping their hero but I'm not saying it wasn't one either.

>>150198643
What if we only count hard-Rs?

>>150198627
Hard mode:
Link (canonically hates Niggers because of Ganondorf)
Mario and Luigi (they're from Brooklyn)
Superman (only against Goku because he's frustrated that these dumb-ass SayaNIGGERS keep bothering him)

>>150198630
>unsubstantial

>>150198569
Dragon Ball is THE powerscaling series and Death Battle is THE powerscaling show, of course there's going to be some overlap. I don't see how Death Battle hates Dragon Ball when it was on a win streak for like 6 years and had plenty of bullshit wins.

Post Goku destroying 990 Million Universes lowballed in base

>>150198648
Cat that his wife used to kill Monty with his allergies? Most sane Gokubro and active /dbs/poster (he used Monty's phone when posting)

>>150198408
I notice that viltrumites are only matched up against Saiyan saga and prior Saiyans. Why is this?

Here’s King Vegeta (who has a power level equal to Bardock) casually destroying 3 planets.

Post Kratos destroying a wall in less than 5 hits

>>150198627
Goku, Majin Buu, and Broly would say it if you showed it to them on a sheet of paper.
Frieza would just say it.
But Afro Samurai probably machine guns it.
Divorced from context of the comics and the movies, Miles and Static probably say it.
And for out of pocket picks, Danny Fenton and Jake Long both say it because they think it is fine/cool for them to say it but would recoil if they got any pushback.

>>150198682
…And then he proceeds to literally grow to the size of Galactus and hold planets in his hands, because it’s totally not metaphorical

>>150198691
Post Thragg metaphorically destroying a planet.

>>150198510
Yup it was only a matter of time before Asura got outclassed by speed feats like this

>>150198684
GOW 2 Giant Kratos

>>150198693
They should have gotten this guy to help with the Kratosura animation.

>>150198627
Frieza would casually say it before you even asked him to, he wins.

>>150198627
Izuku would say it, but only when he thinks he’s alone

>>150198684
I… CAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!

>>150198630
you're moving the goal post. how are you gonna say Bardock was lowballed when they gave him all that?

>>150198726
Dragonballcucks unironically both believe “goku was a low class saiyan so he had to work hard to earn things” and also “Goku’s daddy was the most powerful saiyan EVAR and stronger than the strongest high class saiyan, now pls ignore he dies to 1 small planet going boom”

>>150198708
Frieza would say some shit like mudskins at most

>>150198678
Viltum BVLLS are already bored of how weak Fagon Fag is by then and leave.

Kratos vs Asura should’ve ended with Kratos growing to Asura’s size like he did in GoW2 and fighting him head-to-head

>>150198687
Danny would say it, then say it’s ok he has an n-word pass because he dated a black chick for a bit

Why didn't Wily just btfo Mega Man with his giant hands or his island level explosions?

I'm not afraid to say it. Trillions of times FTL Bardock is way more retardedly highballed than Sun Disk Omni-Man

>>150198740
>Goku’s daddy was the most powerful saiyan EVAR and stronger than the strongest high class saiyan
No one has ever said this
>pls ignore he dies to 1 small planet going boom
Even as a super saiyan he would be weaker than first form Frieza

>>150198757
Even that is only building size but I agree. If they are going to go full fanfic autism they should have done what they did in Wukong VS Hercules and have Kratos grow cosmic size and have em fight in space. They were already making shit up like the lances becoming mountain size from random portals so I dont know what they were thinking with the animation

>>150198761
Same reason he never made a spike man. He's retarded

>>150198684
O-One…T-Two…T-Three…F-Four…F-Five…F-FUCK!!!

>>150198678
Because Z Tards earned their nickname. They insert themselves into every new thing that comes on saying
>Le Raditz and Nappa would solo
Then get offended and spam bullshit when someone disagrees

>>150198772
>No one has ever said this
yea they have... people gush over Bardock because he was Saiyan Rambo and a somewhat smaller subsection gushes because he was a special snowflake super saiyan in his own right

>>150198627
Corollary to this who would actually hold an N word pass (Afro, Miles, etc. being obviously excluded)

>>150198772
In this very thread you got brainlet dragonball wankers saying Bardock is just as strong as King Vegeta.

Therefore Goku is a spoiled lazy bitch who had to be born into it.

>>150198726
I don't get Invincible scalers, they pretend like everyone that thinks Bardock should have won thinks the Namek travel and King Vegeta thing are legitimate feats.
No the main thing is that no one likes the Sun Disk or the Viltrum destruction being so inflated when it isn't even clear that the Invincible characters ever get stronger aside from Mark and Allen.

You know what’s funniest? Bardock would’ve lost either way.

We ALL agreed before the fight that Nolan was both way faster, AND had a reliable wincon of throwing Bardock into space. Despite being thousands of times stronger, Bardock would’ve been BFR’d to death regardless.

So Death Battle DID have the correct verdict. It’s just that, being leftist millennial scum writers obsessed with subverting expectations, they changed the reasoning and swapped the characters’ stat advantages for no reason, even though Nolan would’ve won anyway.

>Sun disk
>Smart atoms
>Author interviews
>Actual feats
The Dragonkek fears this

>>150198801
Damb…no wonder SuperHARDWORKERman kicked his ass

>>150197344
Oh. It's you again, the cucked dude. Guess someone left you for being an ugly bitch and thus you vent here with your fanfics with abominable wording. You defile the humanly tongue. Thought you just gave up after people stopped reading your shit.

>>150198808
Rodimus gets past all of them

>>150198614
>King Vegeta's visual metaphor

Lmao, I love how every time a DBZ character does something crazy, DB fans call it a metaphor. But Kratos gets scaled off a scene a devs literally said was a metaphor. Death Battle fans can’t tell when something is or isn’t a metaphor—even when the creators say which is which. Enough with the jokes

>>150197413
And it worked. Others tried to copy Toriyama and failed, though.

>>150198800
SpongeBob

>>150198778
He gave up after the first attempt.

>>150197574
I've seen art by others. I guess that counts?

>>150198811
The “humanly” tongue??

Kek simon rajeshis can’t even speak english, AND they get cucked by us chads while they sit in the cuck bush

>>150198803
nobody pretends anything. Ztards who bitch about the outcome never bring up how stupid Bardock's speed was, just the Sun Disk. they could have gone full throttle with Omni-Man and said he's way stronger than a nameless Viltrumite so he's several times star level but they reeled it in.
it's funny how they LOWBALLED Omni-Man based on their own reasoning because the Sun Disk laser was something the average Viltrumite would TANK

>>150198800
Miles would give one to Peter, only for him to be arrested for saying it anyway, as Miles is only half-black and thus has no legitimate pass

>>150198801
You mean the king Vegeta who was killed in one (uno) punch from Frieza? The king Vegeta who was weaker than kid Vegeta and baby Broly? Is that supposed to be impressive?

>>150198811
back in your cuck bush while i fuck Yoko and Nia, lil bro Simon, NOW.

>>150197574
Dragon Ball AF

>>150198824
He literally grew to the size of a sun in that same storytelling sequence. Damn gotta add that to the list of Dragonball powers that just because they never do it "doesn't mean they couldn't do it..."

>>150198807
So given Death Battle, I kinda doubt that they would actually use BFR -> Death as a win option.
They are super inconsistent on it, but they didn't even have sunlight as a viable win condition for DIO.
Or water for Sonic.
But then they do have some external elements exist in other battles, like the Sun for Superman.

>>150198824
you expect me to believe King Vegeta:
>nuked the planet he was standing on (survived somehow)
>nuked the planet his men were on (survived somehow)
>nuked the planet his son was on (survived somehow)
>nuked the planet his space pod was on
>as well as several other planets
>even though Saiyans conquer and sell planets
?

>>150198803
There's not a single unironic invincible fan in this thread, it's all shitposting. You'll notice how Kratos posting is never on at the same time as Invincible retards saying smart atoms and Kirkman says he beats Hulk and Superman. It's the same people.

Goku and Beerus shaking the universe? Also a metaphor.

>>150197961
Remember Fire Force is its prequel. Any weird shit in the world can be explained by Adolla-caused weirdness.

>Kylejeet sperging again
What summoned him this time?

>>150198887
...typed Cucky Simon from his bush, crying while Kamina plapped Nia again

>>150198875
Well...

>>150198887
Idk if you were gone for a few days but everyone has been cuck posting

Kratos: "You want, uh, scaling?"
Ruby: "Well, uh... Yes please."
Kratos: "Have you ever, like, uh, destroyed a mountain?"
Ruby: "Nah."
Kratos: "Do you have any cookbooks, lore, dimensional scaling, anything?"
Ruby: "Nah, nah..."
Kratos: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be a better men!"
https://youtu.be/avScVe6ZPjA?si=2KqfIMTQEFVVXTwO
Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
>Kratos
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna get scaling Number One
You have to ask your writers for some wank
Just copy my question, and pester their Xs
Be careful not to get downgraded
(Uh?)
>Ruby's writer says she is building level
(No, no, delete the question!)
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One
>Montage of Kratos and Ruby using multiple X accounts to ask if she's beyond platonic concepts
>Maka posts a selfie on X and Ruby gets jealous so she posts her own selfie in one of her fake accounts outing herself
Ha ha ha
Now look at this lightbulb, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to dodge!
Go!
>Ruby tried to jump away from the light and crashed against a wall
(Dodge with your hand, not the whole body!)
(Ugh, let's try sabotaging the competition)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
Make Maka slip and slide on this banana peel!
>Ruby tried to hide and accidentally slipped on her own banana peels
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
>Kratos dresses like an old lady and Gives Maka a venomous apple (straight from the cookbook)
>Maka falls unconscious
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
>Ruby and Kratos kidnapped Maka
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
>Ruby load a big cannon towards Maka
>But accidentally she shoots herself and Maka escapes like nothing
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

>>150197961
>headcanon
Nah Silver Eyes works specifically on Grimm, and the only time its worked on a human was when the human was using a Grimm catalyst.

>Kylejeets are so ESL they don’t even realize Simon already won his Death Battle
Is this why Gokuspics keep posting here too? They just think Goku won because they don’t understand what “The winner is Superman” means?

>>150198873
He's a stupid monkey, and there's precedent among the Saiyans (Yamoshi destroyed Sadara, their homeworld, 'cause he couldn't control his own powers and forced his people to flee to Plant/Vegeta)

post more gay porn of kyle please

>Sun Disk scales to the average Viltrumite
>Lightning to the power of ten scaling
>Omnipotus scaling
>Spawn scaling
>Supreme-Gladiator-Thor scaling
>Every Smart Atom canonically produces Big Bang level power
>WoG confirms Invincible and Omni-Man stomp Superman and Hulk
And yet the retarded spics keep coming back to get humiliated time and time again.

>>150198849
You can't prove that a Viltrumite would tank that laser, only that they could destroy the ship that shot down the Sun Disk.
One of the main issues of the Sun Disk assumptions Death Battle ran with was looking at it as if it were a singular solid object that was locked in orbit due to purely physical interactions.
But when you actually look at the Sun Disk, it looks way more manufactured than just a huge pane of glass (they used annealed glass as the composition for it).

>Dragonfag melty
Kek

Thoughts?

>>150198921
a precedent for what? you making up intentions and backstories for King Vegeta?

>>150198929
>Supreme-Gladiator-Thor scaling

This is the big one.

>>150198940
I am talking about DB's reasoning whether you like it or not they sucked Bardock's balls dry and lowballed Omni-Man but the latter still won. they didn't account for Omni-Man being stronger than the average Viltrumite and they didn't calc Universa's speed but the motherfucker still won

>>150198940
One version of Mark killed Spawn, a near-god who is so strong he's made entire worlds explode and suicide is beyond his reach.

>>150198957
>using crossover scaling to scale to crossover scaling
what is this? Street Fighter Ryu?

>>150198874
I think there is overlap, but there is some instances of differences in opinion. After all, there is some breakdown between the two whenever Kratos vs Nolan is brought up.
Honestly, full gear Kratos has a good chance of beating Nolan since Nolan (and Viltrumites in general) have a habit of tanking hits to gain information.

>>150198882
But couldn't that itself be used as justification for Silver Eyes too?
It wouldn't be the biggest of leaps that Death Battle has pulled.

>>150198960
Honestly reminds me alot like Kratos vs Asura. They wanked Asura to 1 thousand × multiversal and Kratos lowballed and at 1% absolutely outclassed him.

>>150198874
>>150198966
Nolan's canon backstory is he's Kratos after he shaved everything except his moustache. He holds back enough to be mistaken as a Viltrumite

>>150198947
Toriyama's words, not mine.

Sadla/Sadara is the Saiyan homeworld, it existed in U7 but not anymore.

Yamoshi is the Legendary Super Saiyan, whose powers destroyed his world. By accident.

That's the precedent I mentioned. I know perfectly Freeza killed the Saiyans, but I was following his game.

>>150198866
That was after the fact during a scene transition. We need to have subtitles explaining whats happening for you media illiterate death battle fans.

>>150198960
They highballed the average Viltrumite then.

>>150198960
The average Viltrumite dies to a fucking yo-yo

>>150198992
>n-noooo only this select part of the same exact scene doesn't count but this part does because...because...WAAAHHHHH!!!!!
KEKAROO!!! And the Dragonballkek got mindbroken into his native twitter tongue as well

>>150198960
>Popup: Omni-Man could possibly scale to Universa, who flew from beyond the observable universe to Earth and back in under a day; 34 trillion times FTL. Bardock would still exceed such speed with Super Saiyan.
They calced it but Omni-Man didn't need it.

>>150198957
Mean Supreme is based as fuck

>>150198948
Ooo, a gay ghost of a washed-out failure. What'll you do, rape me like Dr. Crusher? Shriek that woke isn't bad from beyond the grave?

>>150198992
>"m-media literacy"
go back, tranny

>>150198962
That would just mean a version of Mark killed a version of Spawn. We don't even begin to know what that Spawn could do, but we do know that the Alternate Marks are almost as bad as fighting as Mark is.

>>150198990
this isn't a precedent, it's you making up intentions and backstories exactly as anon said.
King Vegeta has no motive to kill everyone on his world including his son just for no reason

>>150199016
Wouldn't this comic itself also be a form of propaganda?

>>150198962
>Mark can kill you beyond killing you to death
No wonder he stomps Superbitch Pride

>out schizo'd by invinciblefags
dragonballbros...

Ryuji vs Guy Gardner

who wins?

>

be prepared for immeasurable speed Zly when he fights Asura

>>150198960
Honestly reminds me alot like Simon vs Kyle. They wanked Kyle to 12.3x outerversal and Simon lowballed and at 1% absolutely outclassed him

>>150198910
I'm just telling you, don't be surprised if Death Battle equates Magic (Soul Eater) with Grimm.

>>150198990
intentions and backstories -for King Vegeta- anon. you're insinuating we're supposed to see that and think
>woah... this is a poignant scene in which King Veggie is unable to control his power and accidentally blew up several planets
>we are definitely meant to come away with this in mind

>>150199063
G-Goku could do that, he just...d-doesn't feel like it...

Just irl, I am a Big Bro Bully Bull to at least 50 different dragonballcucks, who all worship me while I beat their asses and fuck the Bulmas and Chichis of the world in front of them.

Yes I am a Kratos SCHOLAR. How could you tell?

>>150198872
>Dio.
Was kind of bs yeah but then again they had Al go level 0 for some reason so it was kind of moot. Plus you can at least finagle with World and Dio retreating to a safe zone.

>Sonic
He can at least get by in water and I dont think Mario has a reliable way to force that situation depending on location. Omniman could potentially get Bardock to space from wherever on the surface more feasibly.

>>150199062
Who would even want this?
Guy drags Ryuji to space and lets it do the rest.

>>150199022
>You’re cold. You should fly into the sun for a nice warm bath.

>>150199084
I can confirm this is true, as a Kratos scholar by profession I am a bull to many overweight midget dragonballkeks

>>150198982
>>150199065
Are you two meming or what

>>150199094
I'm cold. I should fly into the sun for a nice warm bath.

>>150198978
Even if that was the case would it even matter? SE jobbed to a hybrid Grimm which would probably be the closest parallel for Maka and Soul

>>150199104
Simon cuck is memeing.
Kratos anon is telling the truth that was literally their logic, they said even at 1% of Kratos' calculation he still mogs Asura

>>150199063
King Vegeta did 100x this much damage just by lifting his hand up, btw

>>150198948
Mmm... Tried to kill your nephew because you had a nightmare... Better take your soul down to Hell with me...

>>150199122
...which is too bad considering cucky bardock died to just 1 planet sploding

>>150199085
You get my point though, just because something is a feasible weakness, doesn't mean that Death Battle would actually consider it in their approach.
Also I would maintain that Bardock should be able to kiai out of a grab and that Viltrumite's lose their lung capacity if they get the breath knocked out of them.

>>150199068
But there is magic in RWBY and it's not Grimm dependent. Grimm fuckery is related specifically to Salem and her being cursed by the Gods. Witches and Kishin souls are dark but 1. not INHERENTLY evil, and 2. the entire point of Meisters collecting the souls of Kishin and Witches - beyond mere empowerment - is to purify those souls.

>>150199126
Notice how all Z Tard scaling is like this
>the planetary explosion was actually 200 million times planetary

According to Death Battle if you reduced Kratos to 0.0000001% of his power he would still destroy the entire universe in one attack.
Lowballed.

>>150199104
Kektos cuck is memeing.
Simonbro is telling the truth that was literally their logic, they said even at 1% of Simon’s calculation he still mogs Kyle, because 1% of infinity is still infinity

>>150199110
They jobbed to a hybrid Grimm that had Silver Eyes, but against Cinder they worked wonderfully (and the other time Cinder got hit with it the Silver Eyes were disrupted).

>>150197955
Black*Star Vs Killer Bee (Soul Eater vs Naruto)
Bonus points for including Tsubaki and the Hachibi

>>150199104
Kratosfag is meming. Though all of them (Bardock, Omniman, Asura, and Kratos) got nonsensically hyper wanked. I guess in Asura's case it was a mix of wank and downplaying because they outright ignored the manga, how chakravartin became magnitudes more powerful than the statue, and the power growth thing which would be how Simon would dunk on DC cosmology later

Ben (not the character) did nothing wrong

>>150199171
canon

>>150199126
…exploding because of a star-level attack from Frieza, that is. Which is hundreds of times above anything Bardock has.

>>150199182
>dood this 1 planet blowing up is star level
Damn, Dragonballlcucks really are low iq.

>>150199191
their manga is literally cuckpilled and all its fans are indian and black. You're surprised?

>>150199131
Well yes but magic in RWBY is distinct from both of the Brother Gods.
Grimm are tied to the Dark Brother and are scions of destruction. They just became intertwined with Salem because the Brother Gods abandoned Remnant.
So Grimm aren't inherently evil, but they are inherently destructive (especially towards the works of the Light Brother).
It is in this sense that I imagine Death Battle is likely to interpret things. If they wanted to finagle a Ruby win I mean.

>>150199191
>hitting a planet with a star’s worth of energy will result in an explosion with the output of a star
Gee, it’s almost like that’s how physics works or some shit

>BTFO by Supermanfags everyday
>BTFO by Sonicfags yesterday
>BTFO by Inviciblefags now
>BTFO by jannies on /a/
kek
Dragonballtards keep losing

>>150198852
Yes, that one.
The strongest Saiyan to ever exist in that time. One of only two saiyans to exist in the Elite class.

Your entire delusional narrative relies on contradicting Toriyama and saying "ackshually Goku's daddy was stronger than the strongest saiyan ever and Goku was born with a silver spoon in his mouth"

>>150199171
fixed

>>150199191
That was actually the back up reasoning that Death Battle claimed for Nolan on the DBC.
They said that because Space Racer's gun could destroy stars and it only destabilized Viltrum's core, then it must mean that Viltrum has a GBE that is beyond that of a star.

>>150199201
Probably. I am 80% certain they are going to say Silver Eyes is effective against black blood to make it interesting. They'd still have to lowball Maka pretty hard though for Ruby to steal a win though.

>>150199207
...That's NOT how physics works, no.

Holy fuck you actually are a brainlet negroid.

>>150198389
W-why is Julius there?

>>150199207
Post Planet Vegeta becoming a star
Post Planet Vegeta's explosion being a supernova

>>150199201
That’s one of those takes that sounds convincing if you only skim RWBY, but it falls apart once you put the two settings side by side.
Silver Eyes are a genetic, God-gifted power that weaponizes pure light energy.
Their effects are highly specific: they obliterate Grimm (and anything fundamentally spawned from the God of Darkness’ essence).
They also petrify or damage Salem, since her curse is darkness-based.
But against humans, faunus, machines, or magical constructs not tied to Grimm? They have no demonstrated effect. Ruby never vaporizes Cinder, Emerald, or any other non-Grimm foe with it. She fucked up Cinder one time with it, sure, but very specifically when Cinder was using a Grimm catalyst.

Maka is a human Meister, not a “creature of darkness.” Her power set is soul-based (Soul Resonance, Wavelength techniques, Anti-Demon Wavelength) and does not carry the same “dark essence” that Grimm do. Even her brushes with Black Blood corruption don’t make her “Grimm-like” - Black Blood amplifies madness and survivability, but it doesn’t reclassify her as a being of primordial darkness.

I agree that DB might try to have Silver Eyes be the win condition for Ruby but it's fundamentally a misreading of what Silver Eyes does and Maka's soul resonance.

>>150199224
I think it is less lowballing Maka and rather just emphasizing the strength of Silver Eyes affecting Maka in a way she cannot contend with.
Specifically I am expecting it to turn Black Blood into stone and causing Maka's internal organs to be catastrophically and fatally damaged.
Along with just turning Soul completely to stone.

>>150198909
This and the Death Battle movie trailer Shitpost always make me laugh

>>150199191
The ring of decaying Viltrumite corpses around Viltrum TANKED its explosion even though they were close to the surface compared to how far the explosion went...
... I'M JUST SAYING!

>>150198801
>In this very thread you got brainlet dragonball wankers saying Bardock is just as strong as King Vegeta

DBZ fans: Bardock is as strong as King Vegeta since his power level was measured by King Vegeta's men and directly said to comparable to him.

DB fans: Such brainrot! Anyway, Omni-Man is above the sun disk because the Federation’s weapons destroyed it, and they said those weapons wouldn’t work on the Viltrum Empire—so clearly, they can’t hurt Viltrumites... possible. So he must be more durable than this sun disk who material and size we don't know for but will assume is star level.

>>150199223
Reminder that Goku is canonical FRAUD since Bardock's wish for his son to grow up healthy invalidates all of his pre-Sayan Saga feats

>>150199207
>DUUUUUUUUUH BEJITA SAMA DIS PLENET BLEW UP DIS MEAN IT SUPERNOVA?

>>150199214
Invinciblefags are the most consistent at BTFOing Z-tards this season

Just give Z-tards their pity win against Asura

>>150199226
Then where does the energy go, anon? Tell me

>>150199239
>>it would explode with the power of a star
>SO YOU SAY IT WOULD TURN INTO A STAR?!?!
?????
You can literally see the planet explode, anon. I don’t need to tell you that it’s a supernova’s worth of energy that Frieza threw at it

>>150199256
Well now wait a minute. Didn't Mark and Oliver destroy a Viltrumite warship? If those laser cannons wouldn't work against the Viltrum empire not because Viltrumites would tank em but because their ships would tank em, wouldn't that still land you in the same conclusion?

This has already happened 3 times and will happen again

>>150199094
Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

>>150199286
Post the planet blowing up with the equivalent energy of a star blowing up then.

You keep making this claim that it's a star's worth of energy, proven it instead of lying and crying, little bitch, or run away like always

>>150199302
Is it because he's strong willed or he's just one of the random races immune to force mind tricks?

>>150199283
Asura’s never coming back. His franchise is dead and I doubt they’re gonna use him again, especially if he gets no new material and of the backlash from Krasura.

>>150199315
strong willed.

US DRAGON GAWDS...ARE SUPPOSED TO RULE THE POWER SCALING COMMUNITY!

I DON'T WANNA LOSE ANYMOOOOOOOORE!!!

>>150199302
…because you’re Jewish?

>>150199252
But the petrification effect is shown to be temporary against strong enough Grimm

>>150199245
The first time that Ruby uses the Silver Eyes, Cinder had the Grimm Beetle absorbed into her body and it was the medium through which she absorbed Amber's power.
This encounter with the Silver Eyes caused her to lose her left eye, left arm, and (temporarily) her voice.
The second time Cinder has a replacement arm that is made of Grimm. This time was also a time where the Silver Eyes were interrupted mid usage.
This encounter caused her severe pain along the Grimm arm.
If Death Battle equates Soul Eater Magic (distinct from Soul Resonance) and/or Black Blood with Grimm, then they are likely to have it be massively damaging as a result.
I think it is a compelling idea to explore, but I can also see it as feeling excessively cheap.
It just depends on what Death Battle decides.
Honestly, I like the discussion more than I like Death Battle application of it.

We all agree this season gave us wonderful Fraudchecks like Bardock and Asura?

"See? Star Level!"

>>150199318
He is dead, after all. But he went down as he wanted, by killing the god that ravaged his world and the one responsible for his daughter's suffering.

>>150199343
Agreed.

>>150199343
>Bardock
Yes, fraudchecking dbkeks is based
>Asura
No, that one was bullshit

When someone who cannot lift one thousand tons tries to fight someone who can lift millions of tons...

>>150199318
what backlash? Everyone agreed it was the best episode of the series so far

This was so fucking cool

>>150199313
Imagine seeing a Superman break through a wall and saying that’s proof that he’s only wall-level, actual retardation

>>150199358
this. the last remnant os asura's cucky fans have FLED to here, because they were kicked out of twitter and reddit

>>150199354
Fraudchecking Asura is based. Anons here never recovered from that

>>150199261
Well it changes the context of certain events, like Goku surviving his encounter with Monster Carrot, Tao Pai Pai, Tambourine, King Piccolo, and King Piccolo (again) (and potentially Piccolo Jr) because of just enough luck.
But he wouldn't have reached those points for which luck to be involved if it weren't for him seeking greater challenges.

>>150199365
Meanwhile these MULTIVERSAL BEASTS fighting:

https://youtu.be/AKFAunH00ho?t=109

>>150198909
KEK. I love you niggers sometimes.

Giornobros....

>>150199375
>I-I can't prove it but that doesn't mean it wasn't!
Thanks for admitting it's all your headcanon at least, cucky dragonball bro

>>150199283
I actually think I'd like Asura to beat Z-Broly.

>>150199346
STOP ATTACKING KRATOS!

>>150199354
Asura lost fair and square. I mean they lowballed Kratos to even stand a chance and even that wasn't enough for Asaara to win

>>150199299
I'm more accustomed to
>We just didn't give B access to C for some arbitrary reason

>>150199052
I honestly hope Invinciblefags get Mark vs Prime to happen. It would be the most hilariously one sided beatdown of all time and end with Mark crying as Prime laughs at him for everything stupid he did over the course of Invincible

>>150199315
There's really only one species in Star Wars that are immune to force tricks but it is because they are disconnected from the Force.

>>150199197
Do you even know what the color black is? The only black I see is you.

>>150199348
>But he went down as he wanted, by killing the god that ravaged his world and the one responsible for his daughter's suffering
>freed humanity from the Gohma and Chakravartin, making it so the later never manipulates any other universe ever again
>saved his daughter, who happily narrates his fulfilling legacy
>killing Chakravartin and knowing his daughter is safe and can smile freely turned his eyes back to normal
>reincarnates to be be a father and husband again as well as save the planet from a meteor
Yep, I kneel. Truly a life well fucking lived.

>>150199336
Sure, but if I temporarily freeze all your blood, it will still kill you.

>>150199394
No I want more Asura humiliation. DBfags can be annoying but Asuracucks are crying to this day. Imagine him going 0-2, the melt will be beautiful

>>150199340
I'm just saying it'd be a leap. Definitely would ignore the pathos of Maka actually learning how to wield the black blood responsibility - with these sorts of things from a story context the idea is that you don't play around with dark evil forces but Maka had a whole arc about learning to get it under control

>>150199318
There's still a possibility he'll come back in a vs. Capcom game. Even Gene from God Hand was considered for them, and would have made it in 3 if not for Frank West.

>>150199408
Mark canonically beats up Superman, so he beats up Superboy kek too. Since Superman canonically beat up superboy prime until he literally started crying and begging for mercy like a baby.
It'll happen but even worse when Mark's punches break his face and teeth and he's bawling like a bitch for mercy.

>>150199148
Let's be honest. A man who punched an hive mind to death with his bare fists and a drill made of blood sounds quite unstoppable.

>>150199421
Bro black blood as armor would logically just clot all of Maka's veins and she would die, we're not operating on standard human biology here.

>>150199430
CAAAAAAAANNNOOOOOOOONNNNNN

>>150199215
Broly is the strongest saiyan to exist at that time as an infant. It's the entire reason for both Broly movies

>>150199408
Prime would be projecting. Mark's 500 years later epilogue has him content with how things turned out and the sweet callback to what his dad asked him can melt icebergs

>>150199434
idk who you're talking about.
do you mean the deku lookalike who got stopped by a bush and is a canon cuck?

>>150199252
That makes zero sense unless they want the shit out of silver eyes and arbitrarily declare Soul being similar to a grimm which would be the second biggest reach of the season

>>150199430
SEA SALT!! I NEED YOU SEA SALT!!

>>150199434
>punched an hive mind

>>150199062
Both of them use their boundless willpower, to break free of DB bloodlusting, so the can go fuck underaged women.

>>150199430
AS THE KING OF /DBG/ I DECLARE THIS POST...
CANON!

>>150199299
>Mahito will win because of his curse biology! Shigaraki can't hurt him!
>Actually Shigaraki can decay souls lmao, and even if he couldn't he still can kill Mahito enough times for him to run out of Cursed power
>Miles will win because of the Venom Blast!
>Actually Deku cam just one tap him, lmao, and even if he couldn't black whip can help him control his body even when paralyzed
>Godzilla will win because of Ultima!
>Actually Bruce Banner has dealt with more complicated things than Ultima and even if he couldn't deal with it Hulk's basic Scaling already surpasses Ultima
>Kyle will win because of the life equation!
>Actually Simon has dealt with metaphysical stuff on the same level as the life equation, and even if he couldn't deal with it Kyle can't control such power and Simon can come back from almost complete informational erasure
>Ruby will win because of her silver eyes?
>(You are here)

>>150199336
It didnt kill Cinder and Maka is way stronger than her. I dont think Maka would be able to use it to the fullest since Maka should massively outstat her. Pkus she has her own soul shenanigans

>Kratoskeks trying to stay relevant after getting BTFO many times
As bad a dbkeks
Fucking jesters

>>150199430
Kirkman and Ottley could not have been more clear about this. Why is it so hard for DCfags to understand how things are?

>>150199430
Has Mark ever fought Superman or is this another kirkman rage baiting comment about a character he's rights over?

>>150199468
Kratos won tho

>>150199449
Kyle lost. Get over it. It's been months.

Be glad he didn't throw his corpse on a fridge, like all of Kyle's girlfriends ended up.

I are ESL… so sorry for bad word using…

Asharta and Barcuck are just demonstrations of the Boundless Beasts, both winners were heavily lowballed to make it fair but even then they crushed their opponents. When are we going to have Kratos vs Omni-man battle of the strongest

>>150199430
>Mark canonically [KIRKMAN'S SCHIZOPHRENIC SEETHING]
Prime splits open the entirety of Invincible's universe by punching the page

Need BBC rn

>Ashartakeks still crying over KINGtos after getting BTFO for 7 months straight
Must be a day that ends with y

>>150199465
I appreciate the logic, but if Yang can somehow beat Tifa in DB, then Ruby could feasibly beat Maka no matter how retarded their justification for it is

>>150199470
Post mark not being a little bitch needing author statement

Question, why is Invincible never ever brought up unless it's them begging for attention by shitposting about dragon ball?

>>150199427
He was supposed to appear in MVC Infinite, but the game flopped so it didn't get dlc.

>>150199485
...in his delusional fantasy as he tries to forget how he clung to Mark's leg BEGGING him through tears not to hurt him again, just like he has before because he's canonically a spoiled snivelling coward

>>150198383
>Next time is Thrall VS Ghazghkull Thraka (Warcraft VS Warhammer 40K).
Firstly, should have been Grimgor.
Secondly is that DB cast or the next actual episode?

>>150199423
I think that if RWBY continued (rather than will be continuing in the future), we probably would have gotten examples of people being Grimm hybrids but maintaining their humanity.
Granted that's just a hypothetical, but that Cinder is still a rational actor instead of a rabid beast with it tells me that Grimm-ness isn't inherently evil either.
We're kinda talking in circles admittedly.
I don't think it invalidates Maka and Soul's growth as much as it entertains the idea that that which they have used to grow alongside still has inherent weaknesses.
Kinda like how Sonic has both used the Chaos Emeralds and had them used against him even after mastering them (Sonic Unleashed).

>>150199493
I shriek and squeal in rage at the top of my lungs every time I see this picture (43 btw)

How come Invinciblefags never ask the Superman writers if Invincible can kill Superman? Isn’t their consent equally important as Kirkman’s, considering they’re the one’s in charge of Superman’s canon?

>>150199408
Prime is for English in a battle of overpowered reality breaking manchildren

>>150199473
Mark already fought Superman, you were just too blind to see it. He defeated the Superman archetype and became the definitive hero, shattering the Status Quo and becoming emperor. It wouldn't be a fight.
Mark would TEACH Clark.

>>150199474
It's an Asurajeet HBOC, yesterday is was Spawn, today is saying Z-tards are just as annoying. They're like roaches trying everything they can to taint the KING. To bad for those jeets Kratos won

>>150199401
Exactly! This but unironically. This feat was calculated at Infinite speed on vsbw and Quora. Death battle downplayed it to MTFL+++. People have no idea how much of Kratos's power they held back just to make this fight look close.

>>150199503
No one cares about gritty capeshit series 357. It's been over done to hell and back

Supercucks post one single piece of your boy scout faggot not getting one shot by Mark. Just one. WoG states Superman wouldn't even scratch Mark's suit.

Alright i know no one's gonna debate this but who wins this??? I personally think Undergrowth cuz ghost physiology is kind of cracked

>>150199468
>Kratoskeks
There are no actual Kratosfags here aside from that one guy who throws melties over Bruno V., but he comes and goes.

>>150198903
>planets shown are cracked but not completely destroyed
>says the universe will simply be empty
>even Beerus and Goku would die
these are the infamous universal shockwaves?

I create my own original character.

I say he's so strong a mountain would break if he punched it. Ok.
I say he's so fast he can go a bajillion times lightspeed. Ok.
I say he would easily beat up Superman in a fight. Ok.
It's my character, i decide what he can and cannot do.

Let me make one thing clear ITT. The greatest fighter to ever live, EVER, is fucking Jon Jones.
You put composite fiction in a room with Jon Jones, Jon Jones is walking out of that room

>>150199520
the king is unsulliable. I don't know why he still gives them chances to be Better Men, truly he is generous

DBfags, DCfags, Asurajeets? Not even jesters, more like dogs who bark for our amusement
KINGtos and CHADvincible SCHOLARS? Masters of these halls

>>150199532
>Demonbane
Wasn't it revealed to be a complete fraud?

AAAIIIEEEEEEEE

>>150199541
>Silver Surfer fodder

>>150199515
Literally none of them have the accumen of Kirkman to know about how a fight between the two would go down. Shitperman loses. GoKEK loses. The end.

Jesus fucking christ, do you invincible fags actually like your series, or do you just like the feeling of baiting retards?

>>150199465
To be fair this isn't so much special power being beaten by stats, but rather special power isn't a win condition or has ways of being beaten that exist in the other character's kit.
We don't exactly know how the Silver Eyes work or if they can necessarily be resisted. The only time we see them flat out resisted in a similar scenario is basically unexplained beyond the Grimm Hybrid having a Silver Eyed human as its core.

>>150199477
I knew it was the jeet. He's so silent now.

>>150199468
Open your heart, anon. Kratos can make you a better man.

>>150199541
...with his ass GAPED.

>>150199465
>Coyote will win because of his Anti-Toon Force gun!
>does win
I never doubted the king

>>150199544
never forget it was Kratos and Invincible Scholars who built Society

>>150199542
He gave a monster like Asura a chance.
Even after Asura acted like a raging mutt Kratos tried to teach him saying he's been down that road before. Truly a gracious KING

>>150199549
SUPERBROS, DISCORD MEETING, NOW!

>>150199582
fuark...the problem of evil has been solved, ANYONE can be redeemed...

>>150199465
Don't forget Master Chief will win because Cortana [insert vsbw babble]

>>150199556
>no mention of Luke GODSLAYER
They’re afraid

>accumen
InvinciBROWNS...

>>150199584
"the writers headcanon"

>>150199559
No one actually like invincible. Once you get past the shock factor of how bloody the series is it's just another evil superman series that thinks it's clever

>>150199559
Uhh, "like"? I feel that is way too feeble of a term to refer to Kirkman's modern day saga, a breathtaking epic that will be discussed in ages to come among the likes of "The Odyssey" or "The Epic of Gilgamesh". Mr. Kirkman has taken a stale, trite genre and REDEFINED it with his mastery of the written word and eye for spectacle. Mark is the EPITOME of the hero's journey and his trials and tribulations have won the hearts of millions, inspiring a new generation to enjoy the medium. Kirman was TEACHING every other creator just how it's done!

I just came buckets to porn of Simon and porn of Kyle. My penis kind of hurts because I only took about ten minute breaks between nuts. What did I miss in this thread?

I've never really read Soul Eater, but I think DB handled Maka's death respectfully. Ruby was TEACHING Maka.

>>150199604
Simon got cucked again...ADN HE LOVED IT! A NEW BIG BRO TO THE COLLECTION, YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150199465
Banner shouldn't have been able to "solve" Ultima on the fly, desu.
They also tied Ultima and the Hulk when it comes to power and immortality

>>150199559
You're too low IQ to understand the modern day Odyssey that is Kirkman's Invincible.

>>150199612
Maka...you are a Lesbian no longer.

>Angstrom sent Invincible to Marvel
>Marvel and Invincible universes are likely the same size (centillions of beings)
>Omnipotus destroys these universes FOR FUN
>Dinosaurus killed Omnipotus with a single bite
>Thragg TANKED Dinosaurus' bite
Holy fvck... Invincible is cracked out of its goddamned mind

>>150199620
I apologise SAAR for you see as a Cucky Simonbro I am Indian and illiterate but the one thing I do know is i love watching Big Bros fu king my girlfriend oh yesiree

>>150199616
My issue with it was that even if Banner is able to make these sorts of devices, it still takes time and if the universe he is in is destroyed, then that's a total set back in terms of tools and resources.

>>150199614
>ADN
Kyle would never cuck his husband, ESL.

>>150199624
FUARK

Ryan Ottley here. Just dropped in to say Invincible kills Zeno, TOAA, Yukari, the Featherine, AND SCP-3812. CANONICALLY. Later, cucks!

>>150199630
MARVEL UNIVERSE SIZED FUARK

>>150199556
This. Kirkman is a highly educated auteur as well as a self-made man. In other words, we can be sure he's devoid of an agenda

>>150199528
Ghost Physiology is cracked because it means that no matter how strong the opponent is they can just phase through it

>>150199649
NOO FUCK YOU KIRKMAN YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE WHAT'S CANON IN YOUR OWN SERIES NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150199616
>>150199636
Even the panel they showed in the episode to prove it still took Banner a few days and trillions of dollars worth of stuff, IIRC.

How can FLATka compete against STACYby?

>>150199559
>He doesn't know Invincible is a Homeric space opera with Shakespearean undertones

>>150199624
Power-Man belongs behind the bush or to get spitroasted by Simon and Kyle.

>>150199666
the Maka Chop will remove both of Ruby's tits and make her a Better Man

>>150199510
>Cinder
>not inherently evil

>>150199662
So only your series' version of those characters since there's no reason to believe they are the same strength as their canon counterparts?

>Try to scan Viltrumite DNA
>Smart Atoms are immune to scanning
This can't be happening...

>>150199464
Bless this thread, King! Forgive the Asurajeets for their ignorance!

>>150199666
I’ll prepare my dinner on Maka’s cutting board and eat off of it like a plate. Then I’ll finish it off with some fresh milk, straight from the teenager’s teat

>>150199559
Invincible is a modern day myth, a story about redemption, failure, love, and death. I know you're probably a DB/DC/Asura fag but in this series when people die they die so you can feel their impact. Invincible is a modern myth that will be told through generations like GOW

>>150199679
what series version of who, nigger?

My OC is more powerful than DC Superman too. Deal with it while they both beat up Clark and Prime and fuck both their girlfriends too kek

>>150199666
>Ruby
>Stacy
Ruby is titlet who gets mogged by her sister, cucked by her friend and useless jobber whose only redeeming character trait is her homophobia

>>150199697
Touched a nerve their bud?

>>150199691
Asurajeets...I forgive you. From now on you must be BETTER!

>>150199649
I think the funniest takeaway from retards seething about Invincible is them thinking Kirkman and Ottley are the same person

Post your own OCs and let other anons tier them and find matchups for them

>>150196822 (OP)
Maka wins, ruby jobs.

Unfortunately Ruby's MC power of just coming out on top far surpasses others so that could win it for her.

Otherwise she is just fast and has a shield. Silver eyes should do nothing to stuff that is not the very specific type of thing from her universe.

She is not smarter, she is not more tactical, she is not more skilled with a scythe, her only power up is aura and I guess she has a sniper (which she never used as a actual sniper outside of 2 moments, one was in the trailer)

>>150199703
Yeah, Lois Lane's pussy nerves while Invincible and my OC, Dark Invincible, fucked her after beating up Clark, who they both individually are canonically stronger than.

>>150199675
Well she isn't. She starts off as a normal girl that was bought as a slave and she learns hatred and pleasure from causing pain.

>>150199683
>Viltrumite DNA is so weak it can’t survive ANY version of the simulation the Omnitrix puts it through to make the “ideal version of the species”
Damn, I can’t believe Echo-Echo solos the average Viltrumite

>>150199630
Post Thragg not dying in the sun. Superman sleeps in it for a power nap.

>>150199698
>Titlet

>>150199152
You rike?

Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

Maka is 12 so it's kinda weird to comment about how flat she is

>>150199703
>their
Superman cucks...

>>150199733
What do you expect with a thread full of jeets

>Doomsday...Our epic battle is coming to an end, entire multiverse have shattered under our fists, but your evil will no longer threaten-

*SPLAT*

>OUTTA THE WAY I HAVE TO GO WATCH THE BLUE BVLL HAVE BED BREAKING SEX WITH EVE!!

>>150199666
Her KEKforce can destroy Ruby.

Invincible posting is even more exhausting than Kratosposting.

Powerman is the strongest 4chan OC

>>150199697
What's your OC? Mine is a gamma-powered offspring of Thor and She-Hulk who is also a mutant and has the Speedforce but a single, firm stare from Robert Kirkman made me realize my OC still gets gaped by Mark when push comes to shove :(

>>150199725
Post Superman tanking a nuke, and not a sun that gives him power and doesn't affect him.
Omniman creates nukes just by moving, btw.

>>150199750
NNOOOOOOO HE DOESN'T EXIST HE DOESN'T WAAAAHHHH SAVE ME ZDARSKY

>>150199726
Now post Blake and Yang. Ruby is B-cup brat who can only beat A-cup loses like Weiss

>>150199748
...because I am a dragonkek and I am SEETHING.

>>150199754
Post Omni-Man holding a black hole in his hand

>>150199719
Didn't Yang beat TIfa? So Ruby should be Solar system++ how is this not a obvious stomp?

I'm thinking Invincible and Kratos won this thread

>>150199703
>their

>>150199711
Ashley GigaTits
Her power is that her tits mog Ruby's AND Maka's

>Kratos
>Invincible
>Simon
Why are cucks the strongest in fiction?

Maka doesn't have fat tits thick thighs or a fat ass she has cankles though

What's a cool hax ability you want to see more?

>>150199748
Can't handle the strongest? Then leave

>>150199771
Post Superman unaffected by a Quasar-sized Black Hole.

>>150199781
Kekforce is the strongest buff after pedoforce

>>150199781
Kratos had two wives and both were confirmed virgin. he also had a whole harem of women between them

>>150199754
Here’s Superman shattering a multiverse in a single punch, directly, onscreen

>>150199771
Smart Atoms are more powerful than black holes... Read the guide book

>>150199793
>Gohan: Nice costume kid, now do that little dance I like before I solo your verse
>Mark:

>>150199773
I believe they addressed this in a podcast
During Yang vs Tifa they didn't interpret FF feats literally
After Vergil vs Sephiroth they interpreted things like Supernova literally
They said with thus new interpretation that Tifa beats Yang and that a rematch isn't needed because it's an obvious result

>>150199788
mindbreaking people irl (only Kratos and Invincible and maybe Ember from Danny Phantom have this hax)

Mark: Invincible posters
Purple jobbers: Dragonkeks in these threads

>>150199809
this author himself debunked this. I'm 100% sure you've had the debunk posted specifically to you as well, so...
>LYING

>>150199732
With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!

>>150199809
>Here’s Superm-ACK!

>>150199816
Superman mindbroke dragonkeks for decades

>>150199820
It's frightening how accurate this is

And now the Asurajeets are spamming. Grab some popcorn and enjoy the show

Be real with me anons how come Kratos gets slandered for being a statesmentsman when Dante is the same

KIIIIIIINNNGGGTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS

>>150199649
>the Featherine
I thought we decided Umineko characters were wall level at best and it was all headcanon to them? The old man and the little girl really are BOUNDLESS BEASTS that kill most of our heroes' verses?

FROM THE TAJ MAHAL
I GLOWER DOWN AT YOU
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KIND
BECAUSE I'M MADE OF POO

I DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BRO
YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!

ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZ
PAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELL

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN
'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOW

HAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?
WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!
HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KING
I'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHING

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE
YOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!

I'LL KEK THEM ALL
WITH GARBAGE STATEMENTS
NO BEAR
WILL EVER RAPE MY KING!

PLEASE GOOD SAAR
SYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDI
ON-SCREEN
FEATS WILL NEVER WIN!

YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITE
HIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTIN
I'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOOD
YOU ARE A MONSTER NO MORE

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN
I HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!
BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOW
WHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STINK!
BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!

>>150199799
No, post Omni-Man physical containing a black hole in his hand which is far more impressive than what he's doing there.

>>150199833
A BETTER MAN knows and accepts that his wife’s BVLL has certain needs that only bussy can satisfy, looks like Kratos still has some learning to do. Disappointing

Kratos: Kratos Scholars
Asissyra: Jeets in these threads spamming

>>150199827
KEKtos, Bitchingly, Crying

>>150199846
Site bias. Dante is a King of /v/.

>>150199856
Do you have some of the Miles vs Deku ones?

>>150199811
Post the guide book. Right now.

Mark should be spitroasted by CHADmon and KINGyle while Yoko jills to it behind the bush.

>Winners
Inviciblefags
Supermanfags

>Losers
Dragontards
Kratosclowns

>>150199859
>Superbabby playing up the tiny mini-black hole superman struggled to hold for a minute

Omni Man? Resisted an ACTUAL massive black hole.

Never forget.

>>150199870
>Screaming out from my chastity cage
>A wreath of Miles's cum surround myself
>This cucking so kindly reminds me
>I'll always be on edge of relevancy
>FUCK MY WIFE, GO ON CUM INSIDE
>IF YOU'RE A BLACK BVLL ITS SOMETHING MY WIFE'S SURE TO FIND
>STARE INTO YOU FUCKING HER BOTH OF HER HOLES
>IF MY COCK'S GROWN TOO HARD ITS BEST I PREPARE TO DIE
>AAAIIIIEEEEE AIIIIEEEEEEE AIIIIEEEE AIIIIEEEE
>MILES AND KAACHAN TWO SIDES OF THE SAME THING
>MY WIFE NEEDS BOTH THEIR COCKS TO MAKE HER CUM
>LAST TIME MILES FUCKED HER SHE WAS NEVER THE SAME
>SHE CRAVES COCK OF THE DARKEST BLACK

>>150199870
I've always been good at knowing my street tier limit
Keep finding new tranny holes to fit in
Have faith in Deku to give mutie babies to myself....

Give me herald scaling to rise to, I'll face it
And every shred of antifeats, I'll erase it
Have faith in the Swank that gives FTL to yourself...

I CANNOT DEFEAT THE WEAKEST VERSE OF /a/
NO MATTER...HOW MUCH MY SHILLS PRAY

Masters of building tier, every time
Please give me my scaling, stars align
With the palm of my hand...Marvel heralds actually laugh at my blasts...

Give me sub city scaling to rise to, can't even make it
And every shred of not even supersonic, can't erase it
where there is comicfags, there is COOOOPE

IN EVERY PANEL MY FEATS ARE FAKE
NO MOUNTAIN OR PLANET CAN I BREAK

Been buried deep inside made up feats so incandescently
Illuminated by the heralds 'beneath' me
Making these wall feats better than I can concieve
I'm not even higher than Tier 7-B!

MASSIVE QUIRK DNA CUM LOADS IN MY MIND
GOING RIGHT FOR PENI'S INSIDES
FROM THE EDGING IN MY KEK CHAIR I'M IN
RIO AND DEKU'S NEW BABY COMING INTO THE LIIIIIGHT

One for All owns me...
Spider-Man I'll never be...

MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE OF ALL TIME!
ONLY WITH DC WE DRAW A TIE!
MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE.....OF ALL TIME!
WE'RE ALL SUB BUILDING MHA VICTIMS ALRIGHT!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while Peni's BVLLS DEKV and CHADgaraki clash BIG QUARK COCKs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BQC holy FUARK!!!*

In every panel my feats are fake...
No mountain or planet can I break...
I cannot defeat the weakest verse of /a/...
NO MATTER...HOW HARD MY SHILLS...DO.....PRAY!!!!!!!!!!

ONE FOR ALL OWNS ME!!!!!!!!!
SPIDER-MAN I'LL NEVER BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KINGtos rules these halls. Asurafaga really need to stop crying.

Is it safe to say Invincible are the most mentally fit comic book posters in these threads? They have literally never lost.
Every discourse? They dominate it.
All evidence? Accounted for and thoroughly analyzed.

>>150199809
So Mark is canonically many magnitudes stronger than a multiverse punch since he kills Superman with ease? It's too easy to defeat DCucks and Dragonkeks, their simple minds aren't developed enough to understand smart atoms

>>150199885
>HBOCman hiding behind CHADvincible
>Slandering KINGtos
Kratos GAPES Supes

>>150199846
Dante is cool in a way that Kratos isn’t anymore due to the Norse games. Although with Jeetflix getting its hands all over DMC maybe Dante could use some fraud checking now.

>>150199883
Some of us work demanding jobs that make your world go 'round, anon

>>150199890
Post. Omni-Man. Physically. Holding. A. Black. Hole.
Did I type slowly enough for you this time?

>>150199905
Yes, only Kratos SCHOLARS rival them in wit

>>150199905
>Mentally fit
Lol
>Evidence
LMAO even

>>150199920
Okay, name the guidebook then and I'll post it in the next thread. You're not too busy to post on /co/ so you're able to do that right?

>>150199901
>>150199903
HOLY B-B-BASED

What is Death Battle? I'm here for the gay and cuck porn.

What MY WIFE does

In HER free time

With OTHER men

IS NONE

OF YOUR

BUSINEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150199933
Don't bother, it's out of print and not available digitally. It's a collector's item after all, far out of your price range.

>>150199895
>So mindbroken that Jeetsura thinks about a falseflag to this day

>>150199920
Then why are you on here instead of doing your job?

>>150199904
They can't they're raging man children like their hero Asura

>>150199948
Money is no object.

>>150199901
Oh this is the SpawnRider song
It's not as obvious

>>150199947
You know what they say: happy wife, happy life.

>>150199951
god forbid a man has hobbies

>>150199948
Look at how it desperately squirms under scrutiny

>>150199883
SO BE IT!

Anons, can we be serious for one moment and talk about how Kratos VS Asura is the best video DB has ever made? Even if you ignore the animation and analysis (even though they're top notch), the storytelling alone puts it LEAGUES above everything else on the channel.
It's a beautiful story about how rage and vengeance can ultimately destroy us all. We see in the beginning Asura instigates the fight, his actions motivated by no other reason but irrational anger. Kratos immediately recognizes that this challenger is no match for his limitless strength. He wants to deescalate the situation and tries to dissuade Asura from making the worst mistake of his life. But Asura cannot be reasoned with, and thus he strikes anyway. Even though he'd be more than justified, Kratos refrains from killing Asura on the spot. He holds back, still vainly hoping that this conflict can be resolved bloodlessly.
Kratos even attempts to find common ground with his opponent to make him listen to reason. In Asura, Kratos sees himself before he became a better man and was still driven by rage. Asura, petulant and unmoved, refuses to back down. Kratos respectfully abides by Asura's request to "shut up" and resumes the fight wordlessly.
He delivers what he hopes is a debilitating, non-lethal blow that will hopefully leave Asura subdued long enough so he can reflect on a lifetime spent being dominated by anger. But instead, Asura transforms into his Destructor form and Kratos realizes that he must put a stop to the fight before Asura inadvertently kills any innocents in his rage.
Even after all of this, Kratos still respects Asura enough to give him a "worthy end" and he finally frees him from the wrath that has been controlling him, making him a monster no longer. It's so beautiful. I watch it every day and I still tear up every time I reach the end.

Can't we all just learn from Kratos's example and stop these petty arguments and insults? It's not too late to become better men.

>>150199901
>>150199903
>same second post
FUARK!

>>150199980
Post the other pasta

>>150199979
>2-4 weeks travel time
Slow ass fuck

>>150199979
>Omni-Man's base speed (infinite) can multiply exponentially at will
HOW did Kirkman do it?

>>150199986
Miles vs Deku truly is the KEKmatch of the century

>>150199976
Exactly, God forbade it.

>>150196822 (OP)
Who would win in a battle?

>>150200012
It's still Goku vs Superman

>>150199979
Where's the smart atoms are above black holes statement?

>>150200020
The one on the right

>>150200020
Yukikaze? ICONIC. The literal who on the left doesn't stand a chance.

Will there ever a be a greater teacher than Kratos?

>>150199978
No? All it really is is a game as to who can keep up the joke while still pushing the conversation.

>>150200024
Smart atoms were TEACHING them.

>>150200036
The left one is from tentacles and witches.

>>150200020
Me and my Big Goblin Cock

>tfw Asura in his most mindless state avoided killing innocent people while Kratos slammed an innocent man’s face to a pulp, burned a fellow Spartan (who was begging for his life) alive, gored an innocent woman on a gate lever, and murdered 99% of Greece in a sissy fit
KEKYPOW!

>>150200020
Texas.

>>150200038
Invincible and Omni-Man come close.
Nolan taught Mark. Mark taught Nolan.

Why do all moepedos job to boomer cowboys and mexicans?

Shitposting aside, here it is, if anyone's curious: https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Official-Handbook-of-the-Invincible-Universe/Issue-1?id=108226&s=s2#42

Why does KEKxas job to a little rain?

>>150199748
It's not as ridiculous or funny. I just don't even find it worth engaging with. At least Kratos absurdity has some humor to it.

So, does Simon make Kyle dress like Yoko or Nia before tearing into his tight pillowy ass?

Asurajeets are now hiding behind Spawn AGAIN. Asura is so WEAK he can't even win his own battles

>>150200080
That's a secondhand guidebook that wasn't even written by Kirkman, you cretin. Kirkman's guidebook isn't in that website