>I AM NOT A FRAUD!

>I’m not a fraud… I KNOW he swapped those numbers, I know it was 990 million. 10 before a billion, like I could EVER make that mistake, NEVER. NEVER! I just… I just couldn’t PROVE it! He- He covered his tracks, he got that IDIOT with the blindfold on to lie for him!
>You think THIS is something? You think THIS is bad? This… this Wild Tomfooler E? He’s done worse! Like Kymon! You think a DC character just so HAPPENS to job like that? No! HE orchestrated it, ASURA!
>HE DEFECATED IN MY DOGSLED!
>AND I TEACHED HIM! I shouldn’t have, I took him into my own MATCHUP, what was I THINKING?
>He’ll never change… he’ll NEVER change, ever since he was a MORTAL, ALWAYS the same. Couldn’t keep his hands out of the feats drawer!
>”But not our Asura! He could NEVER destroy planets like our precious ASURA!” Scaling them blind!
>AND *HE* GETS TO HAVE AN ALTERNATE ENDING?!? WHAT A SICK JOKE! I should’ve TEACHED HIM to be a BETTER MAN when I had the chance!
>And you HAVE to stop him! Liam, you-

Throughout the Gurren Lagann show, the movie, the manga, all the lorebooks, guidebooks, and director and author interviews…

I CANNOT FIND A SINGLE EXAMPLE OF KAMINA DESTROYING A GALAXY, LET ALONE A UNIVERSE! As Simon’s superior, there’s NO WAY he shouldn’t be able to demonstrate a feat on-par with Simon’s, but he… CAAAAAAAAAAANT!!! He just CAN’T! Kamina CAN’T be superior to Simon, the proof just doesn’t exist! He has NEVER, and WILL NEVER destroy a universe like Simon did onscreen! He will NEVER get married like Simon did onscreen! He will NEVER get glasses as pointy as Simon’s! He will NEVER get a trenchcoat as badass as Simon’s! BUT THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!

KAMINA IS SUPERIOR TO SIMON IN EVERY WAY! HE HAS TO BE, ONE BILLION PEOPLE IN ASIA TOLD ME HE WAS! I could NEVER make such a mistake, never, NEVER! I just… I JUST CAN’T PROVE IT! H-he covered his tracks, he got that IDIOT in the Green Lantern Corps to JOB to him!

Pfft, you think this is something? You think THIS is bad? This Wild Tomfooler E? He’s done worse! THAT SOURCE WALL! Do you think the Life Equation just so HAPPENS to fail like that? NO!!! HE rigged it… SIMON! HE DEFECATED IN ROSSIU’S COCKPIT! AND I TEACHED HIM! I shouldn’t have, I took him into my own PANTHEON! WHAT WAS I THINKING? He’ll never change… he’ll NEVER CHANGE, EVER SINCE HE WAS 13, ALWAYS THE SAME! COULDN’T KEEP HIS NAME OUT OF THE ULTIMA EQUATION!
>”But not our SIMON! COULDN’T BE KEKY SIMON!”
Stealing Hulk’s win… AND *HE* GETS TO BE THE STRONGEST IN DEATH BATTLE?!? WHAT A SICK JOKE! I SHOULD’VE GONE 2-0 AGAINST HIM WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE! And you HAVE to stop him! Liam, you-

What MY WIFE does

In HER free time

With OTHER men

IS NONE

OF YOUR

BUSINEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!