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Anonymous No.149956241 >>149956261 >>149956273 >>149956484 >>149956525 >>149956931 >>149956976 >>149957438 >>149959053 >>149961335
Death Battle
How long would this take to reach 1 million views? A day? A week? A month?
Anonymous No.149956261 >>149956280
>>149956241 (OP)
What the fuck is this shit? This is a MANLY general.
Anonymous No.149956272 >>149956311
Death Battle are such fakes
Anonymous No.149956273
>>149956241 (OP)
I want them to bukkake me...
Anonymous No.149956274 >>149956392 >>149959287 >>149959458
>Character beat the concept of death!
Doesn't this mean they can't die?
Anonymous No.149956280 >>149956325 >>149958173
>>149956261
You do realize we just spent an entire thread arguing about whether or not liking dick is gay right?
Anonymous No.149956311 >>149956335 >>149956430 >>149956456 >>149956496 >>149956958 >>149957467 >>149958106
>>149956272
Fakes how?
Anonymous No.149956325
>>149956280
Not even the whole thread. It was almost entirely after the bump cap was hit.
Anonymous No.149956328 >>149956392 >>149956919 >>149957003
>wait nearly a decade to do this matchup in case Ruby gets anything that would let her win
>ends up becoming an even bigger stomp in Maka's favor
Was it worth it?
Anonymous No.149956330 >>149956345 >>149956378 >>149956383 >>149956392 >>149956410 >>149960492
>Hi-jumps over your verse
Anonymous No.149956335 >>149956408 >>149956846
>>149956311
>Putting your hand in front of your face to block a light source after it hits you makes you a million billion times FTL
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY No.149956345
>>149956330

He'd like to come and meet us...
Anonymous No.149956353 >>149956366 >>149956392 >>149956409
I just cucked Sailor Moon
Anonymous No.149956355
sex with futa's
Anonymous No.149956366 >>149956414
>>149956353
Anonymous No.149956376 >>149956392
InviciGODS keep winning
Anonymous No.149956378
>>149956330
>scales to infinite power Kirby
>copy hax
>high jumping
Yep, he's goated.
Anonymous No.149956383 >>149956410 >>149960480 >>149960502
>>149956330
He's a generic mob enemy.
He's never even been a playable character until the Air Riders announcement today.
His power is jumping high... in a game where the main character can fly.
He is a completely useless jobber even in his own verse

What would his matchup even be?
Anonymous No.149956392
>>149956274
>>149956328
>>149956330
>>149956353
>>149956376
...my cock!
Anonymous No.149956404 >>149956431
Anonymous No.149956408
>>149956335
Okay I won't say it isn't stupid, but that isn't the worst powerscaler autism out there.
Anonymous No.149956409 >>149956414
>>149956353
literally every fictional character ever....
Anonymous No.149956410
>>149956330
>>149956383
I'D LOSE
Anonymous No.149956414
>>149956409
>>149956366

How many times has Sailor Moon watched Tuxedo Mask get raped in front of her by both men and women?
Anonymous No.149956429
I know who all of your wives are.
No, not your character, (YOU).
Anonymous No.149956430
>>149956311
Constantly high balling characters they like and low balling ones they hate
Anonymous No.149956431
>>149956404
NOOOOO LEAVE THAT INNOCENT RODENT ALONE
Anonymous No.149956456
>>149956311
KIIIIIIINGTOOOOOOOS!
Anonymous No.149956465 >>149956551
Describe how Ash reacts Yugi defeating a BEAST with infinite attack points in 500 words. Go.
Anonymous No.149956468 >>149960228
KKKKKKIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSS
Anonymous No.149956473 >>149956533 >>149956537
BRING ME SUNG JIN-WOO
Anonymous No.149956477 >>149956511
You are a heterosexual no longer...
Anonymous No.149956480
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous No.149956484 >>149956516
>>149956241 (OP)
>Feats
>Scaling
>Statements
>Lore
Kratos has it all
Anonymous No.149956496 >>149956846
>>149956311
>tfw DB scaled me to a guy, who was using a skill I don’t have, who held back another guy (for like a minute at most) who shook a tree that was stated to be super niggaversal… never mind the fact they stated I was completely out of the tree shaker’s league.
Anonymous No.149956511
>>149956477
I know...
Anonymous No.149956516 >>149956627
>>149956484
Name five.
Anonymous No.149956520
KKKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGTTTOOOOSSSS
Anonymous No.149956525
>>149956241 (OP)
A week at the longest but it won't reach 2 million until half a year.
I watched a bit of both way back but based on my rust memory I think W.I.T.C.H beats W.I.N.X
Anonymous No.149956533
>>149956473
I don't know how Jin-Woo comes close to anime shadow, who just casually made a small star level feat at the end of last season.
Anonymous No.149956537 >>149956542 >>149958080
>>149956473
He'll no diff you tho
Anonymous No.149956542
>>149956537
Post Jin-Woo destroying anything larger than a building
Anonymous No.149956549
Superman has no limits! https://youtu.be/t365MuktYQs?si=BXI4-FUrM74enspk
Anonymous No.149956550 >>149956952
We need a Deathbattle but for street-level ONLY
Anonymous No.149956551 >>149956706
>>149956465
FUUUUUCK! FUCKY FUCK! I'M SUCH A LOSER FUCKY FUCK KEKY KEK JOBBER! ACK! ACCCCK! PIKACKCHU, ARE YOU STILL BREATHING!? OH, FUCK... FUCKY FUCKING FUCK... OOOOOHH NOOOOO... PIKACKCHU IS DEAD! MY RAT IS FUCKING DEAD! GOODNESS ME, GOODNESS MY! ACK!
*facetimes Gary Oak*
GARRRRRYYYYYY! I'M A FUCKING KEKY JOBBER AND MY RAT IS DEAD! MY RACKT HAS ACKED! OHHHH NOOO, GARY YOU CAN'T SMELL ME LATER, I'M GONNA ACK! OHHH NOOO... OOOOOH THIS IS BAD... I'M SUCH A FUCKY SUCKY KEKY JOBBER... FUCK...
Anonymous No.149956569
Goku? George Floyd
Clark? Derek Chauvin
Anonymous No.149956582 >>149956608 >>149956610 >>149958218 >>149958234
Start invincibleposting NOW
Anonymous No.149956608
>>149956582
If Godzilla jobs, Invincible might be the first series to go 3-0 since Marvel back in season 1
Anonymous No.149956610
>>149956582
*gulp*
Well... there's no ACID around here, right!?
Anonymous No.149956627 >>149956650 >>149956691
>>149956516
He fought and defeated a god who shook a tree (rumored).
He fought another god who fought a Titan who fought his dad who fought some guys that created his universe (Earth).
He fought a god who has infinite speed (shot down by a ballista though), then he BLOCKED said god’s light AFTER it hit his eyes (MFTL+++++++ speed, btw).
He crossed the BOUNDLESS realm of 150 meters trying to rescue his son from Baldur (that realm had 50 Gojos standing behind the door using Infinity, btw).
He LIFTED a temple containing 9 realms (please ignore his dev. saying it was just a temple).
Anonymous No.149956629 >>149956674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeSGXgbPjKg&ab_channel=Akkun

Jin-Woo bros....let's skip this one...
Anonymous No.149956640 >>149956651 >>149956653 >>149956658 >>149956676 >>149956679
I despise Shadow
Anonymous No.149956650
>>149956627
FVARK
His feats are amazing
Anonymous No.149956651
>>149956640
My wife was hung drawn and quartered in Death Battle and everybody just laughed fucking laughed
Anonymous No.149956653
>>149956640
Don't say it... don't think it...
Anonymous No.149956658
>>149956640
What's wrong with him?
Anonymous No.149956669
Can we talk about how fucking stupid Smart Atoms are? Like, conceptually. It's not Smart Compounds, or Smart Chemicals, or Smart Cells, they're Smart ATOMS. This entire species is made up of a special type of atom. That's fucking dumb. Fuck you, Kirkman.
Anonymous No.149956674
>>149956629
KINGtos TANKS this attack btw
Anonymous No.149956676 >>149956699
>>149956640
She's getting the no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos treatment.
And by the way. Whoever replies to this or likes is GETTING IT TOO. OIL UP.
Anonymous No.149956679
>>149956640
Tell me why without saying he btfo'd Ryuko
Anonymous No.149956689 >>149956702 >>149956944
GODS
Anonymous No.149956691 >>149956721
>>149956627
You forgot how he taught the monster Asura
Anonymous No.149956696
This woman molests Cid Kagenou every time they meet. Does Song Jin-Woo have any anti-feat like this?
Anonymous No.149956699
>>149956676
>or likes
Anonymous No.149956702
>>149956689
FUAAARK! LUFFY'S MASTER... and who?
Anonymous No.149956706
>>149956551
I was pretty surprised when Ash said this after losing another Pokemon league finals match.
Anonymous No.149956721
>>149956691
… that goring women is alright as long as you feel sorry in a couple of years, but that is irrelevant since Asura rejected it like the MONSTER he was.
Anonymous No.149956758 >>149956808 >>149956815 >>149956816 >>149960565
Aura matters more than feats and scaling
Anonymous No.149956759 >>149956784
why is Ryuko top tier ryona material? is it her loud screams? being able to regenerate if her limbs are torn off?
Anonymous No.149956784
>>149956759
Regeneration means she can suffer more without dying.
Anonymous No.149956808
>>149956758
The more impressive feats you have, the more aura you have.
Anonymous No.149956815
>>149956758
...to snivelling faggots.
Anonymous No.149956816 >>149956826 >>149956835 >>149956843 >>149956852
>>149956758
Then why isn't Jing-Woo the thread mascot
Anonymous No.149956826
>>149956816
Aura mogged by everyone else
Anonymous No.149956835
>>149956816
00
Anonymous No.149956837 >>149956841 >>149957836
>Is stronger than anyone in this thread.
WHO can POSSIBLY be a challenge to JAR-SAMA?
Anonymous No.149956841
>>149956837
Gravity
Anonymous No.149956843 >>149956864
>>149956816
Anonymous No.149956846 >>149956969
>>149956335
i believe they were arguing that because Helios' light could illuminate all of the infinite hell (narration from game and game dev statement in bonus feature pictured). So reacting to Helios's specific light at that short a range is mftl if not immeasurably fast.
>>149956496
>guy's attacks can shake a multiverse
>i can take a minute of these attacks
>obviously im wall level durable
Anonymous No.149956852 >>149956864
>>149956816
No dick.
Anonymous No.149956864
>>149956843
>>149956852
-1e+99 aura loss
Anonymous No.149956865
The Blades of Chaos has never killed a god btw
Anonymous No.149956919 >>149956929
>>149956328
Crazy how Miles and Kerry knew this MU was coming for like a decade, and they did literally NOTHING to help Ruby, despite 100% having the power to do so. Man, they must REALLY fucking hate Monty, huh?
Anonymous No.149956929 >>149956951 >>149956960
>>149956919
>Post yfw they bring out Blazblue and DC Crossover scaling to have Ruby win
Anonymous No.149956931
>>149956241 (OP)
Ngl.... Winx was the better shiw
Anonymous No.149956944
>>149956689
Borutards hate this image
Anonymous No.149956951 >>149956981 >>149959055
>>149956929
I think you mean
>Vtuber scaling
Anonymous No.149956952 >>149961043
>>149956550
So Kratos in every episode?
Anonymous No.149956958
>>149956311
Gaara v Toph?
Dio v Alucard?
Sasuke v Hiei?
Anonymous No.149956960 >>149957002
>>149956929
Basketball, sun disk, and cookbook would look sane. No way they wouldn't be doing it to show how strong DC shit after every DC fag was anally drilled by Simon, or like...Touch bb retarded lore in not their designated episode.
Anonymous No.149956966 >>149957025 >>149958240
For some particular reasons this felt appropriate to whip up.
Anonymous No.149956969
>>149956846
>game dev statement in bonus feature pictured
That’s from the concept art and the same video had the guy stating it was just his interpretation and opinion. Nothing from the games actually supports what he said.
>So reacting to Helios's specific light at that short a range is mftl if not immeasurably fast.
Helios literally telegraphed his attack by calling out β€œfeel the power of the sun” and Kratos was already in motion of striking before the light already slammed against his face.
>>obviously im wall level durable
I have no idea how you got this but Freyr specifically used telekinesis to hold back Ragnarok’s attack. If that attack actually touched him, he’d melt on the spot. Not saying he has wall-level durability but he used a specific skill of his to hold back Ragnarok, something Kratos didn’t have. Also the feat was more of a lifting strength feat more than anything that actually scaled his attack power. Also Ragnarok wasn’t even targeting him.
Anonymous No.149956976 >>149957029 >>149957083
>>149956241 (OP)
Who got banned last thread?
Anonymous No.149956977 >>149957007 >>149957272
Who has the most impressive feets?
Anonymous No.149956981 >>149957123 >>149959055
>>149956951
what does that give her or is it some retarded wank?
Anonymous No.149957002
>>149956960
basketball scaling is the most sane scaling
Anonymous No.149957003
>>149956328
actually insane
Anonymous No.149957007 >>149957024
>>149956977
Kratos
Anonymous No.149957024 >>149957034
>>149957007
…in Bizarro World, which is not this one.
Anonymous No.149957025 >>149957128 >>149960895
>>149956966
No please. Helldivers aee super humans compared to anything in Halo. They literally survive nuclear blasts like nothing.
Anonymous No.149957029
>>149956976
Futa makimabro
Anonymous No.149957034 >>149957103
>>149957024
I mean his feet seem to be average so sure
Anonymous No.149957073 >>149957114 >>149957126
How powerful is Killer Frost?
Anonymous No.149957083
>>149956976
Just some dumb futanigger
Anonymous No.149957103
>>149957034
He’s a guy who trudges through dirt, shit and monster blood every day with open toes during his Greek days.
Anonymous No.149957114
>>149957073
Don't know. Post her feets.
Anonymous No.149957123 >>149959055
>>149956981
Vtubers partially exist in and can interact with the real world, thus making them boundless similar to how the authors of their own stories are.

So the second one.
Anonymous No.149957126 >>149957163
>>149957073
I don't know. Why u asking me?
Anonymous No.149957128 >>149957243
>>149957025
No they don’t faggot, it’s literally a game feature to kill each other with them.

Helldivers would still win against ODST’s due to having access to an entire starship to pull resources from, but what kind of retarded scaling even is this?
Anonymous No.149957163
>>149957126
I thought you guys would know if she's a heavy hitter or somethin
Anonymous No.149957225 >>149957474
I'd like to see Lego Batman in Death Battle.
Anonymous No.149957243 >>149957296 >>149957717 >>149960895
>>149957128
Yes they fucking do. If you can see the explosion, you tanked the blast.
ODST would be pulverized being thst close to a nuke.
Anonymous No.149957272
>>149956977
asuka ("Feetsuka")
Anonymous No.149957278 >>149957306 >>149957565
In light of recent information I no longer wish to fight Meta Knight. No I am not scared and no I will not be taking any questions.
Anonymous No.149957283
I tanked a hellbomb by diving as a Helldiver once
Anonymous No.149957294
5 helldivers could kill 5 space marines
Anonymous No.149957296 >>149957307
>>149957243
>β€œI looked at the sun so I’m star level”-ass comment
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.149957306
>>149957278
Zero...
Anonymous No.149957307
>>149957296
hmmmm....nyo :3
Anonymous No.149957343 >>149957491
*shoves cock down your throat*
Anonymous No.149957363 >>149957434
>Character A, who is the most powerful character in the show. They high-five their buddy, who is a normal human.
>Normal human is now on par with Character A.
Why are powerscalers like this?
Anonymous No.149957385
>Everyone who filmed the Mexico factory explosion got upscaled to city block level irl
Lucky bastards.
Anonymous No.149957427
Sekiro anime coming. Maybe we can finally use Wolf in Death Battle. Preferable opponent is William Adams from Nioh.
Anonymous No.149957434
>>149957363
How else would their buddy have survived the outerversal high-five?
Anonymous No.149957438 >>149957456 >>149957479
>>149956241 (OP)
Am I the only one who thinks Winx Club and Sailor Moon are girlier than Tokyo Mew Mew?
Anonymous No.149957456
>>149957438
Wait a minute, I saw something similar on gamefaqs.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/2000121-anime-and-manga-other-titles/81027189
Anonymous No.149957467 >>149957483
>>149956311
Have you seen how much they suck Superman's cock?
Anonymous No.149957474
>>149957225
doesn't Lego Batman have some infinite multiversal stuff
Anonymous No.149957479
>>149957438
I just want to know if i'm the only one who does. I know all three are aimed at girls, but Tokyo Mew Mew feels less girly to me than Winx and Sailor Moon

I've posted about this a lot and I do mean a lot. I have an addiction to doing repetitive stuff like this and it's also because I just desperately want to know if i'm the only one who finds Sailor Moon and Winx more girly and I want to know if it's understandable why I would find Mew Mew less girly
Anonymous No.149957480 >>149957630 >>149958125
controversial take: a hero's wife should scale to them through sex scaling. That's the only explanation on how they can handle the super powered pounding
Anonymous No.149957483
>>149957467
>Admit that if it wasn't composite Superman, Goku would stomp most versions of him.
They admit that Supes isn't powerful unless you combine every version of Superman into a single one that has all his powers and feats.
Anonymous No.149957491
>>149957343
I made you cum, thereby making me the victor!
Anonymous No.149957565
>>149957278
But Riku, don't you also have the ability to mimic powers?
Anonymous No.149957579 >>149957627
Best take: All readers/viewers/players should scale to above all characters, since all media is being carried by consumers.
Anonymous No.149957627
>>149957579
I'm beyond literally real Superman...
Anonymous No.149957630
>>149957480
The guy doesn't thrust, they ride. The only logical way to explain how they don't die.
Anonymous No.149957717 >>149957736
>>149957243
Okay, cool. So now we have to explain what a game mechanic is to you. So we're going to do that right now. You ready? I'm going to explain a game mechanic to people. When you're playing Call of Duty and you're running around and you're shooting dudes in the story mode and then you get shot and your screen turns all red and you're like, "Oh no, I was shot. Let me go hide behind this car until my health goes back up and the red shit on my screen goes away." Okay, it went away 5 seconds later. You get up, you shoot all the dudes. Cool. Does that soldier that you're playing as in this pseudo realistic historical fiction World War III game now have regen to where he can regenerate from being shot? They all have regeneration, right? The NPC soldiers you're squaded up with are also impervious to bullets.
Anonymous No.149957736 >>149957780 >>149957826 >>149957889 >>149957923
>>149957717
I have never seen a space marine survive a nuclear blast
Anonymous No.149957780
>>149957736
Answer his question dumb faggot
Anonymous No.149957826
>>149957736
Me neither
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149957836 >>149958050
>>149956837
>WHO can POSSIBLY be a challenge to JAR-SAMA?
ENTER
Anonymous No.149957837 >>149957960 >>149958040 >>149958203
Can someone tell me the origin of anti-kaijufag? Why does he hate kaiju so much?
Anonymous No.149957889
>>149957736
I think a Spez Muhreen would die if Kratos punched him
Anonymous No.149957923
>>149957736
1: Wildly off topic from what was being said.

2: Sphess mreen wouldn't survive a nuclear blast asides from surviving in the same ways as tanks are supposed to by at some distance from the center.

3: MFer you're not getting off the hook from being rightly mocked saying that a helldiver is nuke-proof because of the funny suicide bomber armour also has the same 50-50 odds of failing because of a pistol bullet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IME3WE3gNo
Anonymous No.149957949 >>149957969 >>149957977 >>149957995 >>149958030 >>149960895
Now that we have established helldivers are AT LEAST nuke level what's a good matchup for them?
Anonymous No.149957959 >>149958033
FEATSgods won again
Anonymous No.149957960
>>149957837
Kaiju's killed his mom, so now he wants to turn 101 of them into the biggest coat ever.
Anonymous No.149957969
>>149957949
2 nukes.
Anonymous No.149957977 >>149957994
>>149957949
Kratos
Anonymous No.149957994
>>149957977
Post Kratos tanking a nuke.
Anonymous No.149957995
>>149957949
Kyle Reyner
Anonymous No.149958030
>>149957949
Vs the viltrum empire
Anonymous No.149958033
>>149957959
You can trust feats, that’s why. Since we see them do it, that means they can, simple as that.
Anonymous No.149958040 >>149958108 >>149958611 >>149958611
>>149957837
Gamerafag created him as an anti-Godzilla tulpa after feeling disgruntled. The tulpa went rogue and became corporeal and extrapolated his hatred of Godzilla to all Kaiju.
He will only burn up and lay at rest when Gamerafag returns and admits Godzilla was always the Better Manβ„’
Anonymous No.149958050
>>149957836
>No fingers
How’re they even gonna HOLD the jar?
Anonymous No.149958058 >>149958063
>same IP address on all 3 posts
lmao
Anonymous No.149958063 >>149958078
>>149958058
Which ones
Anonymous No.149958078
>>149958063
The ones in his head.
Anonymous No.149958080
>>149956537
Post jin w00 having a dick
Anonymous No.149958093
>shadow was calced to be light speed in this fight while ryuko was only mach 20,000 or someshit meaning he saw her every move like we would observing an entire century before she could even think about taking a swing at him
>shadow could even pull a thrwane and force her to orgasm without her even knowing before killing her over hundreds of times in a single microsecond
>ryuko would never even realize shadow had violated her so many many times before her death
Anonymous No.149958104
Reminder jannies can see your IP address
Reminder that I can get your full name and address with your IP address right now
Reminder that jannies post here and have their own favorite characters your shitposting
Anonymous No.149958106
>>149956311
Have you seen how much they suck DC's cock
Anonymous No.149958108 >>149958172 >>149958192 >>149958611 >>149959289
>>149958040
Was Gamerafag that bad when he was around?
Anonymous No.149958125
>>149957480
Those random whores DIO fucked were also approximately light speed or MFTL btw.
Anonymous No.149958152 >>149958174 >>149958181
Do yall think shadow took pleasure in raping ryuko? Or did he not enjoy it as she physically wouldnt be able to react to his speed as his red and black cock violated her countless times?
Anonymous No.149958172 >>149958611
>>149958108
He was just very funny and melodramatic. Shit had me in tears sometimes
Anonymous No.149958173
>>149956280
I missed last thread. QRD?
Anonymous No.149958174 >>149958208
>>149958152
Shadow only takes pleasure in getting rammed by Big.
Anonymous No.149958181
>>149958152
I think it's a fanfiction battle and Ryuko is sitting inside on a futon in front of a fan eating noodles :]
Anonymous No.149958192 >>149958328
>>149958108
yes, like a saner listroon except with Godzilla instead of comic books and isn't a spic
Anonymous No.149958193
I fucking HATE JEWS
Anonymous No.149958203
>>149957837
Kaijus killed his grandma, okay?!
Anonymous No.149958208 >>149958220
>>149958174
Shadow was matched against ryuko because he found her sexually attractive yet his sadistic tendency to dominate humans got the better of him during the thing that shouldn't even be classified as a fight. Hence why he took his time embarrassing ryuko and killing her painfully.
Anonymous No.149958209 >>149958226 >>149958238
Saiyans? More like SUCKyans!
Anonymous No.149958218
>>149956582
Remember when Mark fought some over grown smurfs and lost? Remember when he beat up an old woman? Remember when he jumped some old war vetmade ,made a corny ass death threat against him ,and then it got proved false the next day?
Anonymous No.149958220 >>149958254
>>149958208
And then he went home and got rammed by Big.
Anonymous No.149958226
>>149958209
CONGOLY truly is the strongest
Anonymous No.149958230 >>149958252
Is he the strongest cripple?
Anonymous No.149958234
>>149956582
>KAME...
>HAME......
>H-ACK!
Anonymous No.149958237
>They killed DB Heroes, An instant money making cash-cow in order to make way for daipa
>Daipa and it's video game Super divers flops and it was all for nothing

Why are Japanese companies so stupid bros?
Anonymous No.149958238
>>149958209
CAPECORRECTION.jpg
Anonymous No.149958240 >>149958592 >>149959047
>>149956966
Sigh...Pulling back a bit from that dolt's nonsense here's my more more sober thoughts on this:

First, it must be emphasized hard that the Helldivers are very much an elite class of trooper. The conversations around the relative elite-ness of the divers is a tired one with many holding out that they're categorically an army of buffoons. They do seem to fight and behave like frat house party but they've also very much seemed to live up to that image in the field. Super earth is a funny faction and the IP aims for being a funny universe, Helldivers flubbing at being a film crew (Together for libert-auaurgh!) isn't mutually exclusive with them also being the guys able to do action movie stunts in the warzone.


Below is a sampling of lines that the SEAF will say about helldivers pulled right from the game. cutting a Lot because there is a lot of line mentioned in the wiki.

>The Helldivers are here!"
>Helldivers! We can't lose!.
>"A REAL Helldiver! (Helldivers are so rare that the SEAF guy's line emphasizes the 'real' like they may not have ever seen a helldiver before in the flesh),
>Sir or uh, Ma'am, it is the GREATEST honor.
>Uh – um – me? I mean – hello, Helldiver/
>Now we have a chance! (because a helldiver joined their squad),
>Pleasure to watch you work, Helldiver! (Impressed),
>Sweet mother of Freedom –– look at them go! (Impressed by helldiver),
>Thank Freedom they're on our side! (Impressed),
>MAN I wish I could shoot like that! (Proof of helldivers being excellent marksmen),
>Great shot, Helldiver! (again, helldivers can shoot good.),
>Wow. Flawless. (impressed)

Now with that out of the way I would still wager an odst to still be a marginally better trooper then average of helldivers with their tagline being "The best of the best....of the best." They're supposed to be a slice above being 'normal' elite spec ops while Divers are a category feel more all-encompassing as a social club of elite soldiers in general.
Anonymous No.149958252
>>149958230
... Kiss Gyro.
Anonymous No.149958254 >>149958319
>>149958220
ENOUGH WITH THE HOMOSEXUAL FANTASIES
THIS IS A STRAIGHT FANTASY OF ryuko from kill la kill BEING RAPED SHUT THE FUCK UP
Anonymous No.149958296 >>149958340
Anonymous No.149958319
>>149958254
No one cares about KLK
Anonymous No.149958323 >>149958338 >>149958692
Solve the equation
Anonymous No.149958328 >>149958388
>>149958192
>listroon
Now who's that because every time I see that name, it just seem like a scapegoat for something a person don't like.
Anonymous No.149958338
>>149958323
Nobody knows what the fuck this is. We don't watch anime here you fucking retard this is /co/
Anonymous No.149958340
>>149958296
This left me sexually aroused fr
Anonymous No.149958365 >>149958370 >>149958429
What's the strongest ship?
Anonymous No.149958369 >>149958379 >>149958395 >>149958401 >>149958427
Deathbattle needs to have women fights more often so we can see women die. Preferably from fighting stronger male characters.
Anonymous No.149958370
>>149958365
Your least favorite one.
Anonymous No.149958379 >>149958419
>>149958369
I hope that Touhou bitch loses
Anonymous No.149958388 >>149958653
>>149958328
Confirmed reddit/deviantshart ESL who spams his list and has a weird vendetta against capeshit.
Anonymous No.149958395 >>149958422
>>149958369
Psychopath, seek help
Anonymous No.149958401
>>149958369
Stop being weird
Anonymous No.149958405
>Swank-Sama, plz give me strength… this is Base Dracula I’m up against…
Anonymous No.149958419 >>149958445 >>149958509
>>149958379
Reimu? I don't see it, most of her matchups seem to be clear stomps in her favor, at this point I'm convinced that only a max wank doctor strange could take her down.
Anonymous No.149958422 >>149958450 >>149958476
>>149958395
>psychopath
You're the one finding it entertaining to see characters fight to the death just as much as i am. You're also crazy.
Anonymous No.149958427
>>149958369
This but Wonder Woman brutally murdering Thor.
Anonymous No.149958429 >>149958458
>>149958365
As a RaikageCHAD I have to say naruto and hinata or eleven it wouldn't have taken this level of apocalyptic cuckold spam to defeat it.
Anonymous No.149958445 >>149958466 >>149958489
>>149958419
I think Broly could easily rape her.
Anonymous No.149958450 >>149958504
>>149958422
Wrong faggot. I don't get sexually aroused.
Anonymous No.149958458
>>149958429
>Defeat
It's still canon, meanwhile
Anonymous No.149958466
>>149958445
Beerus' dog was neutered.
Anonymous No.149958476 >>149958493 >>149958501 >>149958514
>>149958422
If two real people were forced to fight to the death IRL as the fight for an actual episode of Death Battle, who would they be?
Anonymous No.149958489
>>149958445
MUTTly
>Doing anything
Anonymous No.149958493
>>149958476
Justin vs Rebecca 2
Anonymous No.149958501
>>149958476
Someone dressed as Goku and Ben
Anonymous No.149958504
>>149958450
Some girl characters are just meant to die. Might as well just make them sexy so you can get off to them being killed? What's wrong with that
Anonymous No.149958509 >>149958628
>>149958419
Doesn't she lose to Arle?
Anonymous No.149958514
>>149958476
Jackie chan
Anonymous No.149958527 >>149958536 >>149958572 >>149958625
You guys really, really, honestly shouldn't post the same images here that you do on reddit and twitter.
You're making it too easy for me.
Anonymous No.149958536 >>149958562
>>149958527
Try me bitch
Anonymous No.149958562 >>149958575
>>149958536
2 Jobbers and their Jester!
Anonymous No.149958572
>>149958527
Let's be honest here. The ones from reddit and twittter comes here to be edgy and shitpost without any chance of having that shit come right back at them.
Anonymous No.149958573 >>149958591
Sonic NO DIFFS Goku and his entire verse btw
Anonymous No.149958575
>>149958562
Thor isn't a jester...
Anonymous No.149958578
Which is why the only victorys sonic as a verse has is against kill la kill and dragon ball heros
Anonymous No.149958591
>>149958573
Starts with a J
Anonymous No.149958592 >>149959047
>>149958240
On the other hand though I also think that Diver kit probably tilts the fight further back in their favor. The Stims that divers carry are nothing less then a magic potion leagues better then the equivalent biofoam that the Helljumpers pack.

There is something to be said of the two being intended with different roles in war with ODST being themed towards stealth in urban areas vs the diver armour seeming to be more tilted towards a sort of rangers role. Icey planets, Fire tornado planets, Partial vacuums, pockets to collect sciantific samples, Helljumpers need to equip varient armours to go to those places.s.

The diver armors also often come with little quirks about them that just don't have an equivalent on the odst, the fire restance, the explosion resitant, killman switch bomb arouers, some of the medium armours mention there being power armour in their suit variets with a warning against hugging people.


A stealth focused armor of the helldiver includes flavour text that mentions tech-babble light absorbing stealth techwhich outdoes the conventional camo scemes that an odst would be using https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/SC-30_Trailblazer_Scout
Anonymous No.149958611
>>149958040
>>149958108
>>149958172
'Gamerafag' was a persona of the kaijutard (>>149958040) when he used to spam the same shill conversation with himself itt. Truly disgusting kaijufaggotry of the lowest order.
Anonymous No.149958618 >>149958634 >>149958642 >>149958650 >>149958656 >>149958671 >>149958747
Say it.
Anonymous No.149958625 >>149958744
>>149958527
Is devilman worth watching? Like right now tonight?
Anonymous No.149958628
>>149958509
Shit matchup aside, I don't really know. Post Arle having an answer to sealing or infinite speed wank.
Anonymous No.149958634 >>149958666
>>149958618
Kratos should've fought athena from saint seiya and killed her
Anonymous No.149958642 >>149958747 >>149958750
>>149958618
9 million. 1 percent.
Anonymous No.149958650 >>149958747
>>149958618
Kratos Beats Composite-fiction
Anonymous No.149958653
>>149958388
ESL because he's a confirmed spic
Anonymous No.149958656
>>149958618
KWAB
Anonymous No.149958666
>>149958634
who?
Anonymous No.149958671 >>149958719 >>149958747
>>149958618
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
Anonymous No.149958692 >>149958843
>>149958323
e = mc 2
Boom, Godzilla FRAUDtima defeated just like that
Anonymous No.149958707 >>149958747
Say it.
Anonymous No.149958719 >>149958735
>>149958671
Post Asura winning a Death Battle.
Anonymous No.149958735 >>149958747
>>149958719
He sent FRAUDtos to Kingdom Hearts in the True Ending DLC.
Anonymous No.149958744 >>149959071
>>149958625
No, just get retarded drunk and kill yourself.
Anonymous No.149958747 >>149958797
>>149958618
>>149958642
>>149958650
>>149958671
>>149958707
>>149958735
you could replace half the thread with bots and nothing would change
Anonymous No.149958750 >>149958775
>>149958642
Ragnarok and Freyr are so FUARKING strong! PLEASE HELP ME GET THIS ROCK OFF!
Anonymous No.149958752
TICK TOCK ULTIMA FRAUD CHECK SOON
Anonymous No.149958775 >>149958780
>>149958750
Erm lifting strength =/= attack potency, chuddy
Anonymous No.149958780
>>149958775
You’re right.
Anonymous No.149958797
>>149958747
What does this post have to do with Death Battle?
Anonymous No.149958810 >>149958842 >>149958851 >>149959008
REMINDER THAT HULK IS WINNING AGAINST CHUDZILLA BECAUSE HE GETS ASS VOID SCALING!!! CHUDZILLA IS FUCKED!!!
Anonymous No.149958842
>>149958810
IF SHITZILLA ISN'T KILLED THEN WE'RE BOTH DYING
Anonymous No.149958843
>>149958692
you did it wrong
Anonymous No.149958851 >>149958876
>>149958810
>four years of nikocado assvoid posting
>one year of oh no schizo
that's five years dedicated to the bit. respectable.
Anonymous No.149958876 >>149958999
>>149958851
>>four years of nikocado assvoid posting
Just what makes a man this dedicated to that? Also why Niko? What’s the lore behind all of this?
Anonymous No.149958948 >>149960869
You can't even do partial derivatives.
Anonymous No.149958999 >>149959061 >>149959139 >>149959145
>>149958876
The kaijutard once posted a Death Battle style thumbnail for a battle royale of about 12 cheap Godzilla rip-offs. After it got posted a couple times I started commenting it was a nice goatse. This must have inspired a certain regular poster itt and he superimposed the kaiju thumb over Nikocado Avocado's asshole, which was being posted everywhere at the time, and posted it here, to the tune of hysterical screeching from the kaijutard. Then the NikoCHAD animated it, so the thumbnail would spin, and the greatest meme of /dbg/ was born.
Anonymous No.149959008
>>149958810
DON'T FALL FOR HIS LIES, ANON!
BELIEVE IN THE CHUDZILLA THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!
Anonymous No.149959047 >>149961217
>>149958240
>>149958592
For the most part a fairly decent breakdown. Although it’s worth noting that Helldivers are in-universe sensationalized by endless Super Earth propaganda, so all the SEAF reactions to them can be largely attributed to hero worship because of that.

Also Helldivers have command over an entire starship with which they can just drop artillery shells onto an area from orbit, so ultimately they still win even if ODST’s are overall a superior soldier.
Anonymous No.149959053 >>149959086 >>149959136
>>149956241 (OP)
https://imgur.com/a/O2861Yk
Ending leaked
Anonymous No.149959055
>>149956951
>>149956981
>>149957123
Ruby mentions blazblue in a panel about stuff she has done.

So they will use this to say ruby considers BBCTB canon
Anonymous No.149959061
>>149958999
Yet, you still refused to explain your hatred for kaiju.
Anonymous No.149959071
>>149958744
No u
Anonymous No.149959081 >>149959090 >>149959092 >>149959110 >>149959123 >>149959767
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Even at his worst, a game with Goku on it outsold a game with Superman on it.
JUMP FORCE outsold Injustice 1 and 2.

https://www.installbaseforum.com/forums/threads/2023-cesa-games-white-paper-additional-shipment-data-domestical-and-international.1847/

3.85 ps4 1.27 xbox

https://www.vgchartz.com/game/232467/injustice-2/ 1.5 million
https://www.vgchartz.com/game/71001/injustice-gods-among-us/ 1.42 million


Heck a game ABOUT Goku's story with his name and face on the cover and is not even a fighting game OUTSOLD Clark and his pals with WB Money
https://www.vgchartz.com/game/227437/dragon-ball-z-kakarot/ 5 mill
Anonymous No.149959084 >>149959167 >>149959301 >>149960372
https://snowradishversusblogs.blogspot.com/2025/08/why-singular-point-godzilla-isnt-as.html

thoughts on this blog showing off why ultima isn't maybe as impressive as it's portrayed as being?
Anonymous No.149959086 >>149959131
>>149959053
Holy Kino
Anonymous No.149959090
>>149959081
https://www.ign.com/articles/warner-bros-admits-multiversus-underperformed-contributing-to-another-100-million-hit-to-revenue-in-its-games-business

MULTIVERSUS the game with a GOOD superman on it and the entire WB brand behind it was a 100 MILLION WRITE OFF

If i was a superfag id sudoku right now.
Anonymous No.149959092 >>149959094
>>149959081
>off topic salesfag cope for fucking video games
Pathetic. Kill yourself listtroon.
Anonymous No.149959094 >>149959106 >>149959123
>>149959092
The numbers dont like, pardner.
No one actually likes Superman.
Anonymous No.149959106
>>149959094
I said kill yourself listtroon.
Anonymous No.149959110 >>149959142
>>149959081
Sorry, I'm a Nintendochad. I don't do Xbox or PlayStation.
Anonymous No.149959123
>>149959081
>>149959094
Anonymous No.149959131
>>149959086
thanks

Here is the simon vs kyle one too w a new image
https://imgur.com/a/J4l4AiC
Anonymous No.149959136 >>149959142
>>149959053
Oh boy, I can’t wait for this fight between two OUTERVERSAL BEASTS to end with… one planet being destroyed, at best.
Anonymous No.149959139
>>149958999
It wasn't even me. It was the first Kaijufag. I'm like, the third one.
Anonymous No.149959142 >>149959183
>>149959110
Injustice was not on switch but jump force was, so the number just increases

>>149959136
Well yeah, what did you expect.
Anonymous No.149959145 >>149959174
>>149958999
>calls xerself a chad and says it's the greatest meme
>refuses to post it again in fear of being banned
kekapoo!
Anonymous No.149959167 >>149959301
>>149959084
>actually properly cites everything
>no wild conjecture or 'UMM YOU SEE IN THE OP OF THE ANIME THERE'S THIS ONE EQUATION WHICH MEANS EVERYONE IS HYPERDUPERVERSAL', literally just taking events exactly from the text and interpreting them
>posting full passages and the context around them to show the exact capabilities instead of going 'well ermm he said he's invincible so that's that i can't elaborate any further!'
Wow. Was it really that hard?
Anonymous No.149959172
>We did it, Kaachan… we beat Godzilla…
>Deku, you fucking retard, that was Zilla from the 1998 movie.
Anonymous No.149959174 >>149959411
>>149959145
>illiterate bleating
Anonymous No.149959183 >>149959190 >>149959215 >>149959238 >>149960708
>>149959142
What is your issue with Superman?
Anonymous No.149959190 >>149959296
>>149959183
Really should have a copypasta
but its mostly how inconsistent he is, how his stories mostly teach reliance on the strong, how boring he is and how utterly unworthy he is of his power compared to characters with far more humble and inspiring arcs like Goku.


But yeah, i had a more developed thing written.
Anonymous No.149959215
>>149959183
He beat Goku.
Anonymous No.149959238 >>149959248
>>149959183
He reminds me I will never be a woman.
Anonymous No.149959239
Upon further inspection cap is safe from R>F Kamen Rider ichigo... For now
Anonymous No.149959248
>>149959238
Bridget…
Anonymous No.149959255 >>149959315
Anonymous No.149959287
>>149956274
Power Scalers should all be horrifically tortured to death. There is nobody as or more retarded and autistic than Power Scalers.
Anonymous No.149959289
>>149958108
Yes, /m/ dealt with him all the time and he was one of many contributing factors as to why Godzilla threads stopped being made consistently.
Anonymous No.149959296
>>149959190
>more humble and inspiring arcs like Goku.
Considered yourself lucky /dbs/ is dead or else you'll be a dead man.
Anonymous No.149959301
>>149959084
>>149959167
Please do not shamelessly shill your blog here.
Anonymous No.149959315
>>149959255
Why did they use this panel for the thumbnail?
Anonymous No.149959411
>>149959174
yeah you do that a lot
Anonymous No.149959451
Seething
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149959458
>>149956274
Yes but that stops applying when they face and are beaten by another character that has also beaten the concept of death
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149959462
B O U N D L E S S F O R C E
Anonymous No.149959638 >>149959675
I need a battle between Tumblr Sexymen.
Anonymous No.149959675
>>149959638
Sans vs Reigen
Anonymous No.149959757 >>149959760
>wins death battle
Anonymous No.149959760
>>149959757
>Stops Batman from existing
Anonymous No.149959763 >>149959813 >>149959823
Sex with cute boys!
Anonymous No.149959767
>>149959081
https://youtu.be/zBtsNY3IBO0?feature=shared

No one cares for Daima, no one cares for the Super Heroes movie, and most certainly, NO ONE cares for Dragon Ball games
Anonymous No.149959777
>As Hulk jump to punch Godzilla, Godzilla disappeared
>Hulk was confused as something like this shouldn't happen
>It wasn't until he realize that Godzilla actually teleported behind him
>SKREONK
>translation: Nothing personal kid
>Just as Godzilla was about to land his attack, Hulk teleported behind him
>Hulk then said: Hulk Smash...
>translation: Hulk Smash
>Then Godzilla teleport, then Hulk, then Godzilla, Hulk, Godzilla, Hulk, Godzilla, Hulk....
Anonymous No.149959778
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OB0QCHxzl1s&pp=ygUWQjMgb3BlbmluZyBkcmFnb24gYmFsbA%3D%3D
Anonymous No.149959808 >>149959830
STRONGEST Godzilla Fan vs weakest hulk enjoyer
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149959813
>>149959763
>Sex with cute boys!
BRUVA NOOO
Anonymous No.149959819
DID SOMEONE SAY CUTE BOYS
Anonymous No.149959823
>>149959763
Based
Anonymous No.149959830 >>149959838
>>149959808
GMK Godzilla is the strongest Godzilla fan.
Anonymous No.149959838 >>149959883
>>149959830
>As tall as a 5' 7" Asian guy
Nope
Anonymous No.149959883
>>149959838
He's hunched over. GMK is actually the largest Godzilla suit used in a film.
Anonymous No.149959898
Anonymous No.149959914 >>149959927 >>149959947
>Defeats opponent by having sex with them, and turning them into herself
Anonymous No.149959927 >>149959937
>>149959914
Must protagonists are cucks so this will have no effect on them.
Anonymous No.149959937
>>149959927
Denji's a cuck, but Fumiko was still grabbed his genitals in their first encounter.
Anonymous No.149959947 >>149959961
>>149959914
Johnny Bravo folds immediately and uses toon force to change back.
Anonymous No.149959961
>>149959947
Chad...
Anonymous No.149959981
Hulkbros...is it too late to call off the fight?
Anonymous No.149960009 >>149960112
>DOMINATES your favorite verse
Kneel
Anonymous No.149960030
>FORGIVES your favorite verse
Praise
Anonymous No.149960049
Anonymous No.149960112 >>149960121
>>149960009
>ALWAYS jobs to good
EvilSISSIES... our response?
Anonymous No.149960121 >>149960156 >>149960216
>>149960112
Good can only win in fiction.
Evil has always won in the real world.
Anonymous No.149960156 >>149960215
>>149960121
KINGtos is proof of the opposite, good always wins irl
Anonymous No.149960215
>>149960156
this. Kingtos answered and debunked the problem of evil forever
Anonymous No.149960216 >>149961314
>>149960121
Evil doesn't exist.
Anonymous No.149960228
>>149956468
Kneel before Kingtos
Anonymous No.149960236 >>149960239 >>149960247 >>149960467
Reminder: atheists are ugly cowards who are more likely to join a cult if someone is just 'nice' or allows them to be gay.
Anonymous No.149960239 >>149960244 >>149960258 >>149960317
>>149960236
Can't believe people are so fools nowadays
Anonymous No.149960244
>>149960239
Foolish*
Anonymous No.149960247 >>149960295
>>149960236
Sounds like religion has a skill issue then
Anonymous No.149960254
only KINGtos can teach atheists how to be better men
Anonymous No.149960258
>>149960239
ESLianity!!!
Anonymous No.149960272 >>149960311
>atheists are gay and ugly!
>to prove this, I'm going to post ugly gay fags on twitter fawning over christ
Hmm...
Anonymous No.149960281 >>149960284 >>149960320
Post your character TANKING a Moon dropping on his head at near-light speeds
Anonymous No.149960284 >>149960288 >>149960320 >>149960426
>>149960281
Anonymous No.149960288 >>149960290 >>149960320
>>149960284
Anonymous No.149960290 >>149960320
>>149960288
Anonymous No.149960295
>>149960247
Is it though? Pretty sure it's just loud and gay minorities that is the issue
Anonymous No.149960311 >>149960317
>>149960272
Yes, the gays can't help, but love Jesus. Too bad they won't change their him!
Anonymous No.149960317 >>149960328
>>149960239
>>149960311
why are you incapable of speaking like a high iq adult?
Anonymous No.149960320 >>149960342 >>149960391 >>149960539
>>149960281
>>149960284
>>149960288
>>149960290
>read issue expecting there to be context
>only context is that it's an artificial world made by Impossible Man and he even says the moon-dropping bit was real
Weird. The moon is smaller than the real moon but it's still Thing tanking a complete city destroying explosion point blank, is this his best feat ever?
Anonymous No.149960328
>>149960317
I just woke up
Anonymous No.149960330
>Why is everyone so obsessed me?
Anonymous No.149960342 >>149960352
>>149960320
the Moon is supposed to be a copy of a real Moon, just like the Earth was a copy of the real one, the art is just inconsistent with the plot as always
but considering it was dragged from its orbit in like a couple of seconds it might as well be his best
but there's also this
Anonymous No.149960344 >>149960359 >>149960360
I will will Godzilla winning by using meme magic

rolling, goddamnit!
Anonymous No.149960352
>>149960342
I'd be more comfortable using the city-size shown on screen, but either way it's good Thing now has a feat to back up this statement for the upper limits of his durability.
Anonymous No.149960357 >>149960366 >>149960704
post characters with INFINITE SPEED
Anonymous No.149960359
>>149960344
FUARK
Anonymous No.149960360 >>149960369 >>149960373
>>149960344
huh no fucking way. Maybe Godzilla will actually win
Anonymous No.149960366 >>149960392 >>149960485
>>149960357
How slow, listtroon
Anonymous No.149960369
>>149960360
>Pic
Because that's an outerversal gorilla.
Anonymous No.149960372 >>149961582
>>149959084
>By existing in this universe, β€œit” gained a physical form and the ability to exert influence over the universe. However, it also became subject to the effects of the weight of matter, the flow of time, and the interplay of gravity. Though it would eventually destroy these forces, for now, it was in a stage of compromise. Time was synonymous with following a sequence of steps. Building small things to form larger ones. Creating and discarding the unnecessary.
So Ultima needs its avatar to actually do anything in the universe?
Anonymous No.149960373
>>149960360
that gorilla has the strength of 100 men
Anonymous No.149960388 >>149960398
acidbros how do we cope
Anonymous No.149960391
>>149960320
Also, the collision of the impact was enough to shatter the moon itself, which might be more impressive than the explosion alone.
Anonymous No.149960392
>>149960366
listtroon says arle would beat reimu you mouthbreathing retard
Anonymous No.149960398
>>149960388
CHADcid-bros respect those who legitimately tank acid such as Thor, that was true as far back as the first thread that birthed the joke. Acid is simply used to mock weak jobbers like Kratos and Viltrumites who have no feats for it.
Anonymous No.149960426
>>149960284
GYATT
Anonymous No.149960456 >>149960466
Do you think the smart humans have sex robots of their favorite superheroine.
Anonymous No.149960466
>>149960456
doesnt lex have a sex robot lois
Anonymous No.149960467 >>149960498
>>149960236
not me, i think jesus is fake and retarded no matter what shitty supposedly "cool" fanfiction is made about him
Anonymous No.149960480
>>149956383
>His power is jumping high... in a game where the main character can fly.
>He is a completely useless jobber even in his own verse
Kirby can explicitly gain altitude much faster than he normally can when he copies him though.
Anonymous No.149960485
>>149960366
i agree, barely sound-speed flash is too slow for touhou
Anonymous No.149960489 >>149960502
>You know I can solo all of Gundam, right?
Anonymous No.149960492 >>149960510
>>149956330
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
Anonymous No.149960498
>>149960467
>Fake
>Retarded
>FANFICTION
I know who uses thoss terms...HULK SMASH
Anonymous No.149960502
>>149956383
He eats Superman alive with no mouth

>>149960489
SRW Asuka or what
Anonymous No.149960510
>>149960492
I thought it was Starfy...
Anonymous No.149960516
>mind controls all of Invincible in her first appearance
Sasuga Kirkman
Anonymous No.149960539 >>149960606
>>149960320
Him beating the Hulk who gave Thor a concussion is probably his best, if you consider scaling.
Anonymous No.149960565
>>149956758
Dunbine units are usually pretty good in Super Robot Wars so this checks out.
Anonymous No.149960606
>>149960539
scaling wise he has better
like beating Rapture of the Reckoning in the same event where she facetanked a 9/10 universe wiping blast (back when the universe was x10 bigger)
Anonymous No.149960666 >>149960669
GODzilla will win and make Hulk go 0-3.
Anonymous No.149960669 >>149960765
>>149960666
Satan, why are you rooting for God?
Anonymous No.149960704
>>149960357
Anonymous No.149960708 >>149960747
>>149959183
I have no issue with Superman. I take issue with how DeathBattle and their retarded fanbase portrays him.
Anonymous No.149960713 >>149960737
I am wanked no longer.....
Anonymous No.149960737
>>149960713
You never were, Omni-Man...
Anonymous No.149960747 >>149960789 >>149960919 >>149960923 >>149960956
>>149960708
yeah, it's crazy how much they lowball him.
Anonymous No.149960765
>>149960669
Mephisto canonically fears TOBA.
Anonymous No.149960789 >>149960877
>>149960747
I mean superfag delusion fanbase amp is outside help

if no one but him and Goku/thor/sentry are in the fight, there are no faggots making him that hope shield.
Anonymous No.149960869
>>149958948
>partial jobberivatives
Try some MultiCHADriable Calculus
Anonymous No.149960877 >>149960916
>>149960789
>But also Makima gets a whole continent of people for help because she's my waifu
Anonymous No.149960895
>>149957025
>>149957243
>>149957949
>BROWNdivers melty
Anonymous No.149960916
>>149960877
She fucking lost man what are you arguing makima gojo here
Anonymous No.149960919
>>149960747
fuark... and that's even the glass that cut dio...
Anonymous No.149960922 >>149960930 >>149960949 >>149960967
Ashbros, are you prepared?
Anonymous No.149960923
>>149960747
They literally say that he is being given a psychic energy shield by the superfag fanbase
Anonymous No.149960930 >>149960944
>>149960922
KINGachu will BREAK that paltry barrier with his LOWBALLED MULTIVERSAL THUNDERBOLT
Anonymous No.149960944
>>149960930
Thats hax. Not a barrier.
Anonymous No.149960949 >>149960990
>>149960922
This is how DB writers justify this

>Alola league where Ash countered a counter

Ash will use Lycanroc to use counter against Mirror Force.
Anonymous No.149960956 >>149960992
>>149960747
Thats other things I don't like why is everytime they used feat for Supes?It's always taken completely out of context?


That feat happened because Superman was an embodiment of hope to the people of metropolis, and it was the hope of millions of minds that shattered his form
The feat doesn't mean anything in terms of power.
Anonymous No.149960967 >>149960972 >>149960983
>>149960922 no
pokemon don't "declare" attacks, what even is this supposed to do
Anonymous No.149960972 >>149960980 >>149960983
>>149960967
Kill the trainer instead
Anonymous No.149960980
>>149960972
ash it's a monster
Anonymous No.149960983 >>149961005
>>149960967
>>149960972
You can use effects to kill the duelist
Yugi lifts shining dragon and orders it to kill Anubis, who is no duel monster.
Anonymous No.149960986 >>149960993 >>149961030
Out of the very few franchises to actually have dimensional scaling in the story, instead of it just being headcanon cope, I didn't expect Yu-Gi-Oh! to be one of them.
Anonymous No.149960990 >>149960997 >>149961016
>>149960949
>Ash will use Lycanroc to use counter against Mirror Force.
Midnight Lycanroc makes me hard.

But how does Ash's Lycanroc (who doesn't make me hard) counter Mirror Force?
Anonymous No.149960992 >>149961006 >>149961054 >>149961152 >>149961288
>>149960956
Pretty sure it does.
Anonymous No.149960993
>>149960986
Anonymous No.149960997
>>149960990
>how does Ash's Lycanroc counter Mirror Force?
Because Death Battle is poorly written.
Anonymous No.149961005 >>149961019
>>149960983
Why did so much filler content just treat Blue Eyes as Yugi's monster? This, the Black Luster Soldier fusion, the Blue Eyes duel armor. Kaiba must feel so cucked.
Anonymous No.149961006 >>149961052 >>149961109
>>149960992
I mean, aside of the portal that is behind him, it just means infinite speed.

Also he says "In moments" he can cross distances. Not instantly, so the writer contradicts themselves in the very next panel.
Anonymous No.149961007 >>149961019 >>149961027 >>149961035
What Pokemon should Ash get? Should he get all of them or only his most iconic ones?
Anonymous No.149961016 >>149961033
>>149960990
Lycanroc counters the Mirror Force, by using Counter against the Mirror Force.

This is the type of scaling they'll likely use since Ash is a show character, and that extends to Yugi using his Duel Monster anime feats. Is it bullshit? Yes, very much so, but DB writers will look at this, and say "Yup, Lycanroc can counter a Mirror Force using Counter because Lycanroc did it at Alola"
Anonymous No.149961019 >>149961026
>>149961005
tbf, Kisara is overall loyal to egypt and goodness rather than her beloved only.

>>149961007
I think his championship team would make most sense, but i can see them making pikachu summon groudon
Anonymous No.149961026 >>149961036
>>149961019
>but i can see them making pikachu summon groudon
What the fuck, he can do that?
Anonymous No.149961027 >>149961048
>>149961007
Yugi/Atem uses his deck based on the ceremonial duel.

So Ash gets all the mons from the Pikachu flashback against Leon.
Anonymous No.149961030 >>149961045
>>149960986
post that "actual dimensional scaling" being an actual higher dimensionality.
Anonymous No.149961033 >>149961055
>>149961016
Counter doesn't negate and doesn't fire off if the Pokemon is KO'd before it can retaliate though.
Anonymous No.149961035 >>149961048
>>149961007
>Pikachu (self-explanatory)
>Charizard (iconic and always shows up to save Ash in the movies)
>Greninja (Ash-Greninja in the animation)
>Gengar (most haxed PokΓ©mon in Ash's whole arsenal)

Two more, chat. Guesses?
Anonymous No.149961036
>>149961026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFLW7BgLtlY&t=132s&ab_channel=muer1
Anonymous No.149961043
>>149956952
Yeah and Godzilla
Anonymous No.149961045 >>149961101
>>149961030
You just replied with words strung together.
Anonymous No.149961048
>>149961027
wtf no, he just gets the championship team since thats his canonical peak
Yugi can have the ceremonial duel deck.

>>149961035
Gengar getting swatted away by the spirits of the duel monster realm would be kinda funny.
Anonymous No.149961052 >>149961066
>>149961006
Infinite speed for DC is actually consistent, if we go with the DC universe being infinite, because the heroes cross the universe all the fucking time.
Anonymous No.149961054 >>149961077 >>149961109
>>149960992
this reads like that edited dragon ball page where goku says "i scale above fiction and nonfiction" and stuff like that
Anonymous No.149961055 >>149961070
>>149961033
Like I said, it's bullshit. It's even more bullshit if Yugi uses Raigeki, and Pikachu absorbs it, and using Raigeki as Thunder Armor because Raigeki = Japanese name for thunderbolt.
Anonymous No.149961066
>>149961052
Thats what i am saying, infinite speed is all you can get from that statement alone.

Regardless, Supes takes time reaching places like in that braindead example of him going from vega to earth in little time from gvs2
Anonymous No.149961070 >>149961077 >>149961083
>>149961055
>if Yugi uses Raigeki
Yugi cucked Blue-Eyes from Kaiba, now he's cucking Joey's spell card.
Anonymous No.149961077 >>149961104 >>149961111
>>149961054
He literally grew from being sent places by lex to this page instantly, so i dont blame you for thinking this is a retardly written edit.

>>149961070
Yugi doesnt even need Raigeki, he has dark burning attack.
Anonymous No.149961083
>>149961070
Hey, Kaiba did first by cucking Yugi's grandpa from Solomon's Blue-Eyes.
Anonymous No.149961086 >>149961538
Combine the already existing powerscaling brainrot of taking any statement, calculation, or chainscaling literally and at face value, with no logical analysis and complete disregard for consistency, with the already hilariously inconsistent power levels present in decades of western comics, adding in a little sprinkle of bias, what do you get?
Anonymous No.149961100 >>149961104
>Yugi sacrifiques two of his infinite Kuribohs
Anonymous No.149961101 >>149961123
>>149961045
you didn't post the supposed "actual dimensional scaling" being an actual higher dimensionality. since you said yu-gi-oh has actual dimensional scaling, i'm asking you to post such actual dimensional scaling, instead of a character saying the word "dimension" once.
given that yu-gi-oh apparently has "actual dimensional scaling", it shouldn't be hard to post this, yeah?
Anonymous No.149961104
>>149961077
Also thousand knives... and Dark Renewal
which he can just point at pikachu or ash and kill/sacrifice em to summon dark magician.

https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Yugi_Muto%27s_Decks#Dawn_of_the_Duel

>>149961100
Yugi can sacrifice Pikachu to summon a dark magician with dark renewal
Anonymous No.149961109 >>149961162 >>149961177
>>149961006
>>149961054
>Lowballing Dragon Balls Slurperz
What do you not understand by BEYOND concepts. Him one tapping Lex's cumulative post Apokalip (Darkseid gave a mother box), post Brianiac (Luthor traded his daughter for tech), post Rebirth (Beyond Apex Lex) suit.
Anonymous No.149961111
>>149961077
No no I don't think it's a rewrite, I know capeshit is garbage for animals
Anonymous No.149961119 >>149961131 >>149961133
Would Ash get knowledge on Monster Duel rules? Would he get penalized if he breaks one accidentally? Would they even apply to him? How does he counter stuff that just doesn't happen in Pokemon battles like sacrifices and such?
Anonymous No.149961122 >>149961135 >>149961141
>Ash vs Yugi

I'm still trying to comprehend how Yugi functions. Considering Yugi will function/battle on how he fought using his monsters during the Zorc arc, just to accommodate Ash
Anonymous No.149961123 >>149961179
>>149961101
Kaiba says "the frequency will amplify infinitely", which means in-universe the higher dimensions are actually infinitely higher, and it's not just fan-headcanon.

That's it. That's literally all dimensional scaling is. Not sure what you're getting confused about.
Anonymous No.149961131 >>149961141
>>149961119
Yugi/Atem are most likely going to fight on how they fought during the Zorc storyline.
Anonymous No.149961133 >>149961149
>>149961119
>Would he get penalized if he breaks one accidentally?
Yes.
Anonymous No.149961135
>>149961122
I think they just use season 5 shadow duels to keep things simple and largely ignore the actual card game.
Anonymous No.149961141 >>149961199
"Pikachu, use thundershock on the magic girl!Β¨

Β¨Now you see her, now you dont."

I would cheer.

>>149961122
I mean... just watch the season 4 final battle. He can pretty much fight like you see him do in jump force, he can just put thing on the disk and it turns into a real monster and use the magic/trap cards irl too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQv2IT6Qtgg&ab_channel=PS360HD2

>>149961131
More like season 4 final battle/BBT/Pyramid of Light finale
Anonymous No.149961149
>>149961133
Season 0 Atem should really have been the one to fight Light Yagami
Anonymous No.149961152 >>149961206
>>149960992
>Pretty sure it does.
>*post completely unrelated out of context scan like some kind of schizophrenic*

You're just proving my point.
Anonymous No.149961153
Ashbros...
Anonymous No.149961155
It's okay
There is nothing wrong with going 0-3 and 0-2 in one episode and dragging your cosmology down with you. I'm sure Ash will put up a great fight regardless.
Anonymous No.149961162 >>149961182
>>149961109
>LARGELY lost their meaning
Oh no. I never actually read this page I spam everywhere before, so I never noticed that he's EXPLICITLY talking figuratively and is in no way saying that he's actually beyond such concepts. Supersisters I've been so blind and illiterate! I need to study the wisdom of better men and hopefully become a wanker no longer...
Anonymous No.149961177 >>149961192
>>149961109
Powerscalers failing to spot obvious hyperbole when they see it. Will never not be funny.
Anonymous No.149961178
https://imgur.com/a/YZaDiSi
Yugi vs Ash ending leaked
Anonymous No.149961179 >>149961191
>>149961123
>That's it. That's literally all dimensional scaling is.
fucking nothing?
Anonymous No.149961182 >>149961214 >>149961228
>>149961162
>wisdom of better men
Kill yourself NOW
Anonymous No.149961184 >>149961197
Inb4 the episode is just called PokΓ©mon vs Yu-Gi-Oh! | DEATH BATTLE!
Anonymous No.149961185
>Mirror Force or Dark Hole to nuke Ash's whole team
>Monster Reborn to summon Gengar to his side
>Polymerization to fuse Gengar with Dark Magician

Ashbros, what now?
Anonymous No.149961191
>>149961179
>fucking nothing?
You summed up all of power scaling in two words, yes.
Anonymous No.149961192 >>149961212 >>149961230 >>149961272
>>149961177
>Hyperboles
Say it with me, Superman has no limits
Anonymous No.149961197 >>149961222 >>149961243 >>149961253 >>149961307
>>149961184
Ash and Pikachu are true friends

And Yugi and dark magician are not friends since the cards are just cardboard so he loses

id be so mad
Anonymous No.149961199 >>149961212
>>149961141
>he can just put thing on the disk and it turns into a real monster and use the magic/trap cards irl too.
does that allow the cards to instakill everything like they do in duels?
Anonymous No.149961206
>>149961152
Superfags tend to regurgitate respect threads as a defense mechanism
Anonymous No.149961212
>>149961192
He fucking failed to lift the book and lfit the specter but superfags wont accept that

also the backhole he was holding was stated by atom to only be able to nuke a solar system if released.

>>149961199
Yes. Unless the monster resists it of course.
Anonymous No.149961214
>>149961182
The fuck is happening in GTA
Anonymous No.149961217
>>149959047
>Also Helldivers have command over an entire starship with which they can just drop artillery shells onto an area from orbit, so ultimately they still win even if ODST’s are overall a superior soldier.
Combined arms is kinda bullshit that way.
Anonymous No.149961222 >>149961266
>>149961197
FALSE

Atem and Dark Magician are true friends.

Yugi doesn't have a close duel monster card, closest he has is Joey
Anonymous No.149961228 >>149961265 >>149961279
>>149961182
You expect me to believe Kratos wouldn't tank this and rip Clark's head off?
Anonymous No.149961230 >>149961272 >>149961280
>>149961192
>Infinite speed feat, nothing wrong here.
>Holding up a universe, again, nothing wrong
>Holding a black hole is not impressive, that's like solar system level at best
>Holding the earth is not impressive, planet level
>Superman was amped by the suns during the World Forger feat
>Superman was amped by a Boom Tube in the book of infinite pages feat
>Litfing the Spectre doesn't mean anything, the Spectre's weight varies depending on how big he makes himself at the moment, and Supes literally failed to lift him anyway

Okay, so infinite speed, universal lifting strength.
Anonymous No.149961243 >>149961266
>>149961197
Dark Magician is one of Atem's oldest friends, who gave up his life and reincarnated as Dark Magician to protect him.
Anonymous No.149961253 >>149961266 >>149961268
>>149961197
Isn't dark magician and DM girl his friends from the afterlife
Anonymous No.149961257 >>149961273
Hey Wiz, what's half of infinity?
Anonymous No.149961265 >>149961360
>>149961228
Why wouldn't he? Superman has already done it to the guy with Kratos' entire pantheon.
Anonymous No.149961266
>>149961243
>>149961253
>>149961222
Thats the point you morons i said that id be so mad if they go the "friendship" shit route from the digimon vs pokemon episode
Anonymous No.149961268
>>149961253
Yes actually
Anonymous No.149961272 >>149961282
>>149961192
>>149961230
>Holding up a universe, again, nothing wrong

Which scans shows him holding up the universe?
Anonymous No.149961273
>>149961257
Anonymous No.149961277 >>149961327
KINGtos is above platonic concepts and is outerversal, so he solos Superman.
Anonymous No.149961279
>>149961228
Kratos struggles to bend metal of course he's weaker
Anonymous No.149961280
>>149961230
I read some of those comics. The bonds of infinity is meaningless babble and he had to accelerate in a straight line for a good while to even reach light speed a few pages earlier.
Superman lifting Atlas' burden was a metaphorical and emotional burden instead of a physical one as confirmed by the writer.
Superman was not made bigger by a Boomtube AFAIK when he was in Limbo with Ultraman, Overman, Captain Marvel and Zillo Vala but there's nothing made of matter in Limbo and the strain about lifting the book is having stories beamed straight to your brain but powerscalers obviously only see the most surface level and most brutish interpretation (in a Morrison comic no less). Superman and Cpt Marvel lost their grip on the book because they couldn't handle the feedback. Superman groaned trying to move a Monitor nanomachine that was about the size of a skyscraper in the lower universes
Anonymous No.149961281 >>149961299 >>149961317 >>149961330
>"i have no limits!"
>Look inside
>Feats instead of just making up powers on the spot
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.149961282 >>149961523
>>149961272
This one. Atlas holds up the universe normally, and Superman replaced him for a day so Atlas could go to his daughter's wedding.
Anonymous No.149961288
>>149960992
this is Superman amped on white sun energies. He loses the amp later, secondary.
Anonymous No.149961289 >>149961300
Reminder, Spawn gets his powers from Superman. Meaning Superman would also low diff Kratos
Anonymous No.149961296
This thread is about to get MINDFREAKED
Anonymous No.149961299 >>149961337
>>149961281
i was gonna say. for having no limits supes sure struggles and needs justifications to win a bit too often.
Anonymous No.149961300
>>149961289
Anonymous No.149961307 >>149961318
>>149961197
Dark Magician and Dark Magician girl are literally the spirits of the pharaoh's best friend and his sister (who seemed to have a crush on the pharoah) that Pegasus white washed because he's racist.
Anonymous No.149961314 >>149961362
>>149960216
Kratos fits on all of them. Amazing.
Anonymous No.149961317 >>149961354
>>149961281
>Pulls out some made up power he never had before out of his golden bone ass
>Solos this whole thread

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Anonymous No.149961318
>>149961307
You miss the point, i said that saying yugi and dark magician are not true friends would be stupid based on the moronic take they had on Digimon vs Pokemon
Anonymous No.149961327
>>149961277
CANON
Anonymous No.149961330
>>149961281
We need more super heroes who laugh like super villains.
Anonymous No.149961335
>>149956241 (OP)
An Italian civil war
Anonymous No.149961337 >>149961352
>>149961299
Imagine trying to hold in a fart. That's what Superman does everyday.
Anonymous No.149961352 >>149961358
>>149961337
This is what happens when Goku try to move Sueprman's arm
Anonymous No.149961354
>>149961317
Why did old Japanese heroes do this so much
Anonymous No.149961358 >>149961371
>>149961352
Vegeta takes an L?
Yeah, that's about right. Dude's a walking L.
Anonymous No.149961360 >>149961369 >>149961389 >>149961392
>>149961265
Kratos is acknowledged as the ultimate power by DC
Anonymous No.149961362
>>149961314
Idk how he fits on gluttony and greed but everything else yeah
Anonymous No.149961369
>>149961360
FUARK!
Anonymous No.149961371
>>149961358
Anonymous No.149961376 >>149961421
>Runs fast
>Destroys the omniverse
Anonymous No.149961389
>>149961360
Why is Flash such a jobber? Holy fuck.
Anonymous No.149961392 >>149961402
>>149961360
That's just a PORTION of his power
>Blitzes the Flash
>Overpowers Superman
>Outsmarts the Batman
>Outwills the entire Green Lantern Corps
>Mindrapes Martian Manhunter
>Rapes Wonder Woman and Zatanna
How did Omni-Man stalemate this B0VNDL355 B3457?!
Anonymous No.149961393 >>149961404 >>149961417
Anonymous No.149961402 >>149961410
>>149961392
>Spawn still scales higher
Anonymous No.149961404
>>149961393
>I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR. IN THE EEEEND, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
Anonymous No.149961408 >>149961422 >>149961433
"Hahaha, alright. Before you die, i will let you try to take my power until despair finally takes you." laughing as slowly Homura is being erased from existence, tears falling from her eyes looking up at the true witch, one that operates on a scale she cannot even comprehend.

"You tried so well, you entertained even me for a solid second. In your last seconds, let me officially bestow you with a title that fits in a final red truth of mine.

Akemi Homura, the Witch of Love... dies clinging to my hands." with that maniatical grin.
Anonymous No.149961410
>>149961402
We have confirmation that Todd McFarlane bribed ScrewAttack to have Spawn win
Anonymous No.149961417
>>149961393
>Past Kratos: Cuck.
Anonymous No.149961421 >>149961451
>>149961376
Did you google
>Is the Flash multiversal?
And post the first scan you found?
Anonymous No.149961422
>>149961408
>cat tier in reality
Anonymous No.149961429 >>149961469
This is someone's hero?
Anonymous No.149961433 >>149961447
>>149961408
>Witch of Love
Burn her.
Anonymous No.149961435 >>149961442 >>149961443
Apologize to Kratos.
Anonymous No.149961437
KIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Anonymous No.149961442 >>149961616
>>149961435
Kratos lowkey has a kissable mouth
Anonymous No.149961443
>>149961435
Sorry your series went to shit.
Anonymous No.149961447 >>149961459
>>149961433
>Protestant Yank

Disgusting
Anonymous No.149961450
Ash: Pikachu... you okay...?

Both Trainer and PokΓ©mon are covered in blood as Pikachu weakly gets up and starts limping to keep fighting. But Yugi prepares to end this once and for all, drawing one last card, he waits for the weakened PokΓ©mon and trainer to attack, and then he calls out...

Yugi: Mirror Force!

Yugi unleashes his Mirror Force upon the fatally injured Ash and Pikachu, Pikachu doing its best to withstand the blast but ultimately being disintegrated, Ash following his Starter PokΓ©mon's fate shortly after. Yugi closes his duel disk and lands atop a cliff, and he looks upon the canyon, now set ablaze from the battle with flames, smoke, and red sparks going off within, and then the screen fades to black.

Yugi: Phew... that was rough.

KO!
Anonymous No.149961451 >>149961478
>>149961421
No, but I did it now just to see what showed up, and I got this.
I don't know what this is.
Anonymous No.149961459
>>149961447
AMEN
Anonymous No.149961469 >>149961480
>>149961429
clearly out of context but could you imagine dating a 300 year old giant and getting mad because they had a dating history while you participated in orgies with the goddess of sex
Anonymous No.149961474
Jebediah Christoff vs Alexander Anderson (Madness Combat vs Hellsing)

AMEN
Anonymous No.149961478
>>149961451
I think it's from that one time they punched the Anti Monitor
Anonymous No.149961480
>>149961469
Kratos was a STUD. Faye was a SLUT
Anonymous No.149961499
>Has a gun

Post proof your verse can survive this.
Anonymous No.149961523 >>149961536
>>149961282
Yeah , the writer confirmed that he didn't physically lift up the universe .

Writers repeatedly debunking their fanwank is something Kratos and Superman have in common and is something death battle love to ignore
Anonymous No.149961536 >>149961557
>>149961523
Jin Woo sisters... We still have a chance!
Anonymous No.149961538
>>149961086
Death Battle.
Anonymous No.149961557 >>149961586
>>149961536
Jin w00 can unironically beat non-fanfic Kratos, probably.
Anonymous No.149961582 >>149961809
>>149960372
>So Ultima needs its avatar to actually do anything in the universe?
No. What that guy pointedly ignores in his examples is that ALL of the kaiju are IT, the Archetype itself - which both generates and sustains the kaiju - is IT, and all the Singular Points including the kaiju and Shiva are IT. Ultima is simply the largest "tributary" and the one most likely to reach the Omega Point, but any of the kaiju could do it given time, with Salunga being the next most likely Singular Point to do so. And removing Ultima doesn't resolve the Catastrophe on its own, despite what he tries to insist in that blog.

The entire thing is basically him taking a handful of passages involving Ultima out of context, focusing on them in isolation, then extrapolating the entire story off of those alone.
Anonymous No.149961586
>>149961557
If Kratos gets access to the Claws of Hades, then that might give him a good position to work from through drawing out shadows from Jin.
Anonymous No.149961616
>>149961442
Asura...
Anonymous No.149961631
Godzilla can beat your verse btw.
Anonymous No.149961664 >>149961679
Post Godzilla being literally real.
Anonymous No.149961679
>>149961664
Hulk is real. Universal Orlando.
Anonymous No.149961688
Honestly Kratos and Asura would both be angered by Jin Woo.
Even to the people Kratos (Post Pandora) and Asura hated, they didn't want to just use or rule over people. So the Shadow Warriors as a concept stand against their beliefs.
This facet would end up making a lot of characters that have been on Death Battle pissed off.
Anonymous No.149961730
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>>149961607
Anonymous No.149961809 >>149961946
>>149961582
But it says in the passage that Ultima uses its avatar to access reality and influence it. I get it has multiple avatars all operating at once, but is there anything saying it can influence the universe without extending into it?
Anonymous No.149961946 >>149961955
>>149961809
>But it says in the passage that Ultima uses its avatar to access reality and influence it. I get it has multiple avatars all operating at once, but is there anything saying it can influence the universe without extending into it?
ITs first act, which that blog even notes in one passage, is to 'touch' a universe which creates a crack in it from whence the Archetype. The archetype then condensed and forms kaiju, until eventually those kaiju develop into things like Ultima or Salunga. IT is fully capable of influencing a universe without needing a Singular Point already present. The influence of Singular Points just spreads the Archetype further and guarantees that one of them will eventually reach the Omega Point.
Anonymous No.149961955
>>149961946
*from whence the Archetype emerges.