Death Battle
Post auraless MUs
>>150955003 (OP)
ATTACK POTENCY & DURABILITY
Yugi can take attacks from the god cards, who did better against zorc than exodia, who is comparable to Yubel in GX. With Super Poly, Yubel by the lore of Ba, could and would destroy 12 different timelines in one big explosion.
Post Super Poly Yubel and End of Series Post Darkness Jaden consider Yugi to have the strongest deck they have ever met without even having Horiarcthy
Low Multi Yugi. (12 timelines)
Ash and pikachu's durability might be comparable to pikachu's max effort end of series AP peak of his100 milltion gigavolt vs ultra beast Lusamine, who might scale to other ultra beasts like necrozma that can light up the ultra space which IN THE GAMES is stated to be infintie in size.
High 3-A / Infinite 3D power Pikachu
Yugi wins both AP and Dura.
SPEED
Equal
Atem can duel in a timeless dimension vs Jaden in GX, Ash wank scales to Palkia thru Cynthia.
Without the infinities, Yugi scales to Neos MFTL feat of traveling from saturn to earth in seconds to stop Satorious's light beam from hitting Aster Phoenix while Ash is never shown reacting to any FTL attack.
HAX
Yugi haxstomps and has a dozen ways to control any of Ash mons or wipe them or ash out at any point. He can just use any of cards, capsule monsters or real life magic from the duelist of the roses henry tudor scaling.
PHYSICAL STATS
Ash can lift a Osmog and a log, Osmog in the games weights 999 kg (less than a ton)
while Yugi with his blue eyes duel armor he can just summon at any point can lift building sized dragons.
>>150954322
Yugi wins physical stats
BOND
Yugi and Atem are partners, the Duel Monsters and Yugi are connected by the soul and thru many generations.
Ash and Pikachu might be friends, but the rest of his mons? Slaves that go back to the balls once they are done being useful.
(This is somehow a factor in Red vs Tai so bond factor goes to Yugi as well)
FINAL TALLY
Yugi stomps low diff.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:00:41 PM
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>>150955031
>Captura de pantalla
Since Yugi fags are so dead set on using monsters and cards that Yugi doesn't have access to, Ash throws Onix out and flattens Yugi.
He's getting sick of waiting. Who is he fighting next?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:02:54 PM
No.150955073
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>>150955105
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:03:11 PM
No.150955076
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>>150955096
>Yugi's face when Ash breaks his own hand trying to punch him
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:03:32 PM
No.150955079
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>>150955105
>>150955064
The entire prepubescent population of North America
>>150955056
>Using monsters
It's chain scaling to other monsters. Yugi's monsters are canonically stronger than the other ones he mentioned.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:03:56 PM
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>>150955031
Egyptian GODS
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:04:42 PM
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>>150955174
>>150955076
>ash's face when he holds the last piece of exodia just out of arms reach from yugi.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:05:28 PM
No.150955105
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>>150955073
Pre or Post Timeskip?
>>150955079
YUM
>>150955084
People are saying Yugi, for this match up, has access to cards he NEVER owned. So it's only fair Ash gets to use Pokemon he never captured.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:08:42 PM
No.150955154
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>>150955177
>>150955064
Epstein (forma Grande Pedo)
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:08:49 PM
No.150955155
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>>150955169
>>150955133
hey his Grandpa owns a card shop
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:08:52 PM
No.150955156
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>>150955133
I think it would be retarded to give Yugi every possible card. Nobody wants to see Yugi run some competitive deck with no signs of his iconic monsters.
I'd say the biggest stretch would be Yugi can use cards he's used, even if it was temporary and Ash can use Pokemon he's teamed up with for an episode/movie.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:09:44 PM
No.150955169
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>>150955155
And Ash has befriended thousands of Pokemon.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:09:54 PM
No.150955172
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>>150955179
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:10:13 PM
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>>150955197
>>150955096
Atem would probably send him to the labyrinth if he tried that
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:10:36 PM
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>>150955154
my hero Absolute Hawkman will save Epstein
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:10:49 PM
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>>150955210
>>150955172
Doesn't need to attack. Yugi would be crushed like a grape under a brick, because Onix weighs more than him.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:12:38 PM
No.150955197
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>>150955174
>A LABYRINTH I SHALL BANG MY WAY OUT OF
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:13:08 PM
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>>150955056
Why stop at Onix?
Let him throw out Groudon and flatten that "WE WUZ KANGZ OF GAMEZ AND SHIET" fuck
Don't duel monsters tend to cause mental and emulated physical pain to their opponents if they lend a direct hit to their monsters? Hypothetically doesn't this mean if pic related zapped Charizard, Ash would feel the same pain Charizard is feeling?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:13:40 PM
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>>150955229
>>150955179
Did this dragon weigh less than him?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:14:11 PM
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>>150955204
No, because Charizard isn't a duel monster. Charizard would feel the pain, Ash won't. Unless Yugi convinces him to follow his rules.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:15:12 PM
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>>150955251
>>150955210
Giving a rough estimate, and the size Yugi is compared to the dragon, and the dragon's made of flesh, I'd say Onix might be a bit heavier.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:15:25 PM
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>>150955255
>>150955204
That's strictly Duel Monster rules. They most likely will not be fighting with anyone's specific rules in mind. It will just be a straight battle.
Joker did not wait his turn to let Giorno attack.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:16:48 PM
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>>150955278
>>150955229
>Shook the entire earth when being flipped over
>>150955234
No rules?
>Ash whistles
>His thirty Tauros stampede over Yugi
>His Kingler crab hammers Yugi
>His Heracross throws Yugi around
>His Pidgeot, Swellow, Noctowl, Starraptor and Tranquil blow Yugi's cards around
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:18:09 PM
No.150955278
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>>150955299
>>150955251
>the camera shook, meaning the Earth shook
I supposed Godzilla stomping on the ground and shaking the camera in the 1960s = Earth shaking.
>>150955056
>Cards yugi doesnt have
name one that is being argued here.
https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Yugi_Muto%27s_Decks
Cuz he has all he needs to kill Ash.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:18:53 PM
No.150955299
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>>150955278
>>the camera
It's an animation.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:19:19 PM
No.150955306
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>>150955255
Yugi just flips mirror force and all mons ash has explode.
>>150955255
>Well if Yugi just sits there and takes it Ash would win
Post Ash commanding his Pokemon to harm other people.
I think it's fair to say Ash could have literally all of his Pokemon out but Yugi could easily just summon whoever the fuck he wants as well.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:20:22 PM
No.150955326
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>>150955392
>>150955255
Two can play at this game
>EXODIA TWIST HIS HEAD OFF
>>150955285
>LOL PIDGEOT USE WHIRLWIND
>Yugi nows has to play 60 card pick up
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:21:42 PM
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>>150955317
I think that’s only for God Cards. Like if he got mugged, he couldn’t just summon Celtic Guardian
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:22:16 PM
No.150955363
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>>150955334
Duel decks keep cards tight and safely secure from falling out.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:22:25 PM
No.150955365
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>>150955371
Is Hal Jordan stronger than Kyle?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:22:36 PM
No.150955369
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>>150955432
>>150955334
lol negate
also gameplay mechanic that would only throw Yugi's summoned monsters back. Whicj... he can just summon back again.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:22:45 PM
No.150955371
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Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:23:22 PM
No.150955384
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>>150955285
https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Clock_Card
>The time on the field, past, present and future, may be freely manipulated.
Uhh Ashsisters...?
>>150955326
See? Relying on a monster Yugi doesn't have access to anymore.
>>150955317
He's been harming other people since episode 2, bro.
https://youtu.be/h6LFdBPjbf4?si=oUk8Qa3Mvhu2u7Qs&t=1049
https://youtu.be/9wAKxOavTnw?si=4yM9IBKjx9Q3Wwba&t=861
>>150955392
>Doesnt have anymore
didnt stop young snake with solid eye and raiden muramasa
cope and seethe faggot.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:26:08 PM
No.150955432
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>>150955446
>>150955369
Yugi might win specifically because of the easy revival advantage. Pokemon get tired and can pass out. But duel monsters can keep fighting indefinitely.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:26:35 PM
No.150955440
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>>150955404
>d-d-didn't stop these two characters
BUT, it did stop Yugi from using Exodia again in all his appearances prior to having Weavil throwing Exodia overboard.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:26:58 PM
No.150955446
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>>150955468
>>150955432
Ash cannot even revive the mons he loses.
They will get vaporized like how shining dragon vaporized anubis.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:27:35 PM
No.150955454
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>>150955462
>>150955392
these are gag moments and shouldn't be counted
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:28:35 PM
No.150955462
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>>150955454
Your life is a gag moment and shouldn’t be counted
>>150955446
>Potions
inb4
>THEY NEVER USED THOSE IN THE ANIME
Ash specifically goes and buys some to revive Pikachu who was KO'd by a rogue Goldeen attack, episode: Here Comes the Squirtle Squad, where Ash and an inexperienced Squirtle survived being carpet bombed.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:30:14 PM
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Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:30:48 PM
No.150955496
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>>150955513
>>150955468
What part of vaporized do you not get
also potions HEAL, dont revive from being knocked out, that is what REVIVES are for.
>>150955392
>>He's been harming other people since episode 2, bro.
Fair enough
>See? Relying on a monster Yugi doesn't have access to anymore.
I think Exodia is a weird case. Death Battle puts characters at their peak as long as it fits within the lore. Logically speaking I think Yugi would not get Exodia because he loses it pretty early on in the show and the God cards make up for it. Besides, I think people see Exodia and just think it would be an auto-win for a Death Battle. If Ash and Yugi were strictly playing Duel Monsters then it would be, but I think Death Battle will look at whatever feats Exodia has and use that.
>>150955404
I can kind of see the argument for Young Snake but still, peak equipment at peak form. Arguing against Raiden having muramasa is weird though. He literally gets it at the end of the game.
>>150955496
Show me a Duel Monster vaporizing another that isn't part of the hallogram fights.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:32:38 PM
No.150955530
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>someone legit asked 'show me ash harming other people with pokemon'
EVERY FUCKING TEAM ROCKET ENCOUNTER
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:32:50 PM
No.150955536
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>>150955513
NTA but Anubis was real in that movie.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:32:59 PM
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>>150955504
The point is that death battle does give em equipment theyve had before even if it is not "theirs".
So Yugi should have both exodia and Shining Dragon.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:33:35 PM
No.150955548
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>>150955600
>>150955504
Was rejected in Diocard
>Wiz: While Schrödinger's quantum immortality makes him impossible to kill normally, it is literally part of the story that Alucard cannot have Schrödinger's abilities and his greater array of powers at the same time, or else he'll no longer exist. We can't give him both Schrödinger and his standard powers without breaking the lore and rules of the character.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:35:22 PM
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>>150955599
>>150955558
GAPED by yaoi
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:36:19 PM
No.150955599
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>>150955584
Which is futa's vessel
>>150955548
???
What contradicts Yugi having Exodia and Shining Dragon on his deck?
Nothing.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:36:28 PM
No.150955603
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>>150955654
Now that we all agree that Yugi gapes Ash, what's next for the Pokemon verse?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:37:19 PM
No.150955617
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>>150955003 (OP)
Do people really want Peter to fight all the TMNT?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:37:22 PM
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>>150955600
The fact that we saw the cards dumped
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:37:47 PM
No.150955627
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>>150955036
Power Scalers are clinically insane and should either be locked up or purged.
Has there been any other example of a lore restricted nerf that wasn't Alucard?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:38:46 PM
No.150955646
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>>150955677
>>150955600
He gave Shining back to Kaiba
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:39:08 PM
No.150955654
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>>150955715
>>150955603
Arceus fraudcheck
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:39:35 PM
No.150955662
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>>150960655
>>150955036
Unc, you need to make a youtube short so I can know what you actually said.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:39:58 PM
No.150955667
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>>150955698
>>150955513
Blue eyes white dragon killed him
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:40:33 PM
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>>150955872
>>150955641
I think they used Future’s End to justify Kyle’s lack of control over the LE
>>150955646
So? Yugi doesnt explode or has anything negated by having them around.
That is why they didnt give alucard the cat.
Raiden doesnt use muramasa anymore in the ending yet he still had it vs Logan. Snake was no longer young when he got the solid eye.
Cope.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:41:49 PM
No.150955698
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>>150955724
>>150955667
ashfags think a potion will fix being melted away and vaporized
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:41:56 PM
No.150955701
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>>150955738
>>150955641
They said Eggman's composite arsenal wouldn't be readily available at all times right?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:42:08 PM
No.150955704
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People don't seem to grasp how strong Ash's pokemon where/are.
>His freshly caught Pidgeotto jobbed to being 2 on 1'd by Ekans and Koffing
>His battered, bruised and weak Caterpie was able to beat Koffing, Ekans, and Meowth.
>His Pikachu was able to stop a volcanic eruption.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:42:50 PM
No.150955715
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>>150955654
>this is the one set to fight Aslan (Christ)
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:42:54 PM
No.150955719
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>>150955833
>>150955558
Of course, you will obey as well.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:43:08 PM
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>>150955841
>>150955698
Have fun trying to melt a Muk or vaporize a Haunter and Gengar.
>HA! ASH NEVER HAD A HAUNTER
Haunter vs Kadabra, season 1. The Haunter from Lavendar Town willingly follows Ash to Saffron City to fight Sabrina.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:43:34 PM
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>>150955754
>>150955677
Makima didn’t get Hell Devil or Gun Devil
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:43:50 PM
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>>150955701
No they didnt. Eggman had it all and thats why they made the alt endings. They cannot animate everything.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:44:37 PM
No.150955746
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>>150955769
>>150955677
Did Raiden even keep his reddit boyfriend's epic samurai sword or did he give it back to blade wolf? Hell does it have any showings that would affect the outcome based on their reasoning? I know Logan should have gaped Raiden with literally zero difficulty
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:45:03 PM
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>>150955734
Should she have had em?
Not that it matters since Yugi just having more options on top of all his options changes nothing.
He can just have em around with no cost.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:45:48 PM
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>>150955801
>>150955753
Not really, Raiden’s faster and can cut off heads
>>150955746
Agumon wins against Yugi's duel monsters no diff.
>P-PLANET DESTROYING FEATS?
It's called chain scaling. Tai's Koromon would beat Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:46:31 PM
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>>150955753
The point is. Muramasa isnt technically raiden's and he still had it.
Yugi can just have shining dragon around.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:46:54 PM
No.150955786
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POST YOUR HERO DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN.
>>150955769
>He says this when ZeedMilleniummoj is nearly Arceus levels of fraud
>>150955767
Raiden couldn't blitz a middle aged doctor holding a kid at gunpoint. Wolverine's claws are a lot stronger than the ceramics and heavy armor that canonically block Raiden's sword slashes and he survived a nuke even before the adamantium. He could one shot Raiden more easily than Raiden could one shot him
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:48:25 PM
No.150955807
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>>150955854
>>150955801
Do you want me to point out all Logan anti feats ever?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:48:40 PM
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>>150955789
>Arceus level fraud
kek
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:48:42 PM
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>>150955753
we never saw him give it away so who knows
it's like Blade getting a Breathing Gun, never show giving it away so he probably owns it
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:49:23 PM
No.150955830
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>>150955789
>ZeedMilleniummoj
Oh boy....
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:49:31 PM
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>>150955724
Duel monsters are already spiritual entities that can physically interact with souls and counter demons. Gengar wouldn't have much to really work with here if you consider him a ghost.
>>150955807
Do you want me to bring up that Raiden couldn't beat Vamp in a clean fight with a high frequency sword while Vamp had two combat knives? Raiden got a lot stronger since then, but Wolverine is one vigintillion times more dangerous than Vamp could ever be. You want to talk high ends? Raiden's cinematic timing bullshit calc was 11% light speed or some such in the Excalibur episode while Marvel street tiers get light speed off of nothing
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:51:02 PM
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>>150955894
>>150955753
With db retarded fanfic scaling. Otherwise raiden building level strenght crushes logaln wall level.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:51:46 PM
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>>150955674
I think that was more of something in Simon's favor. Kyle had full control of it in Future's End. Someone just out will'd him after it. In the mainline he couldn't control it and had to give it up.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:51:53 PM
No.150955874
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>>150955895
>>150955789
>>150955769
>Best feat Wargreymon has is Mount Fuji sized explosion
Loses to Deku
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:52:35 PM
No.150955892
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>>150955934
>>150955801
Are you really using outliers while arguing for a capeshit character?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:52:42 PM
No.150955894
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>>150955855
Like he crushed Vamp right?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:52:42 PM
No.150955895
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>>150955874
It got bigger by Tri.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:52:56 PM
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>>150955931
I ship it
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:53:04 PM
No.150955902
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>>150955958
>>150955854
did vamp have special nano machines that kept him alive?
Yes or no.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:53:43 PM
No.150955916
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>>150955959
>>150955841
>Haunter takes out Yugi's soul, like he did in Tower of Terror, season 1.
LOL
>>150955003 (OP)
Shouldn't the Ninja Turtles fight DareDevil?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:54:11 PM
No.150955931
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>>150956827
>>150955898
That's nice but I prefer the original
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:54:32 PM
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>>150955892
I'm going off Raiden's real portrayal here. He has literally never stat checked anybody
>>150955925
>Hello...Dad.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:55:22 PM
No.150955950
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>>150955991
>>150955854
I think Vamp is more dangerous than a random fat old drunk man
>while Marvel street tiers get light speed off of nothing
You really think fucking "gets frequently hit by and knocked out by normal bullets" Wolverine being FTL makes more sense than that?
I know you hate Raiden as you never miss an opportunity to cunt about him, yet it's strange why your standards start going out the window the minute Marvel street tier wank gets brought up
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:55:25 PM
No.150955953
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>>150955925
It’s not what’s being requested because Redditirs are retarded and want Rise faggotry
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:55:52 PM
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>>150955975
>>150955902
Vamp had nanomachines that gave him a healing factor worse than Logan's to go with his human skeleton as opposed to Logan's adamantium. Still doesn't explain why Raiden couldn't beat him fair and square
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:55:54 PM
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>>150955988
>>150955916
And.. what's stopping Dark Magician from just blasting his ass before he can do that?
>>150955936
Matt fucked a turtle?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:57:06 PM
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>>150955958
So thats a yes.
Cope and kill yourself live on stream for us to see.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:57:52 PM
No.150955986
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>>150955968
Honestly? I wouldn't be surprised
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:57:56 PM
No.150955988
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>>150956141
>>150955959
How the fuck is it gonna blast a thing made of gas and shadows?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:58:03 PM
No.150955991
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>>150956093
>>150955950
You can talk about how you want the fight to go however you want. The fact of the matter is the outcome of this Death Battle was wrong and used faulty reasoning. Raiden can't cut through thick ceramics in one swing, so he can't cut through adamantium in one swing. Raiden can't shit on Vamp the same way you think he would shit on Wolvernie, so he probably can't shit on Wolverine with stats
>>150955925
Why? The Turtles and DareDevil have 0 in common. Spider-Man is also way more popular and more like the Turtles than DareDevil is.
>>150955936
What?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:58:56 PM
No.150956007
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>>150955968
>SHE WAS DRUNK, SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING!
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:59:37 PM
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>>150955994
TMNT inspired directly by Daredevil comics. The Hand/The Foot, Stick/Splinter, the ooze being the chemicals
Also Peter isn’t a martial artist
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:00:23 PM
No.150956031
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>>150956064
Ash wins by default because he comes from a setting where 10 year olds are used to besting Gods.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:00:27 PM
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>>150955994
>The Turtles and DareDevil have 0 in common
Oh boy, let me count the ways.
>Matt fights the Hand
>The Turtles fight The Foot
>Matt is trained by Stick
>The Turtles are trained by Splinter
>Young boy is caught in an accident that contained chemicals/ooze blinding him
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:02:17 PM
No.150956064
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>>150956031
What about Egyptian demons
>>150955991
>Raiden can't shit on Vamp the same way you think he would shit on Wolvernie,
I never said Raiden would "shit on" Wolverine
I said if you want to start claiming Raiden is way weaker than DB portrays him based on antifeats then you should start doing the same for Wolverine, who has many many many many many more antifeats
Wolverine has gotten knocked out by characters hitting him hard enough to bend thin steel or been knocked out by bullets and has been slow enough to hit by arrows and literally regular old men
If you want to assume a more midball version of Raiden there's no way he isn't at the very least consistently stronger and faster than Logan
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:04:23 PM
No.150956097
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>>150956169
>>150955925
If it happens I hope it's animated in black white and red only. It would look so good. Dont even care who wins. Would just be a sick as fuck legacy fight.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:05:13 PM
No.150956110
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>>150956093
ffs they even made wolvie's adamantium get cut by portals in buffy vs blade.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:07:11 PM
No.150956141
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>>150955988
The wiki says that Haunter's weakness is other ghosts and dark-type monsters. Sooooo wouldn't DARK Magician, who is also a spiritual entity be a direct counter to Haunter by this logic?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:09:11 PM
No.150956169
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>>150956097
You’ll be getting Ninjago vs Turtles with rainbow vomit colors and Saint Seiya Forms
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:17:18 PM
No.150956284
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>>150956484
>>150956093
When it comes to Raiden, MGS4 is nothing but "anti feats" as you call them. Sure, he has the submarine thing, but that's after he had to cut his own arm off to get away from some rubble. His actual combat feats are taking down Gekkos and eating shit to Vamp while having way better stats and while Vamp had nothing but combat knives.
You fast forward to MGR and you're told, as a game mechanic, that Raiden can't cut through ceramics and heavy armor. This isn't an anti-feat, it's one of Metal Gear's meta game mechanics. His high ends in terms of speed are hopscotching on missiles, which Wolverine clearly wouldn't be able to do, and cutting apart Monsoon's projectile in frozen time, which is cinematic timing incarnate unless we assume Raiden can become one million times faster than normal at will, because that's a blade mode feat. Raiden couldn't stat check Vamp, I doubt he'd start with Wolverine. Especially after his blade gets cut in half by Wolverine's herald-cutting claws. Yeah I don't subscribe to multiversal herald tier, but they're still stronger than anything in MGR and Wolverine's most distinctive feature when fighting them is his ability to cut through their durability. Ergo, the first time their blades clash should result in the Murasama getting cut in half, with an unarmed Raiden getting raped by Wolverine seconds later
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:17:27 PM
No.150956288
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>>150956549
>>150955031
>Smoke on top of a building
Pikachu exploded a Pokemon centre in episode 2. Team Rocket tanked it, btw.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:20:03 PM
No.150956336
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>>150956528
>>150955841
>Duel monsters are already spiritual entities that can physically interact with souls
That's not even a duel monster and it's not interacting with his spirit anyway. All the guy was doing was commenting on how greedy he was.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:26:50 PM
No.150956441
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>>150956543
>>150956093
I don't think you're arguing from a winning position here. If you ignored anti-feats for both of them, Wolverine is in a much better spot for high ends
>>150956284
Anon, you're literally talking about feats like
>Sure, he has the submarine thing,
>His high ends in terms of speed are hopscotching on missiles, which Wolverine clearly wouldn't be able to do
And I'm supposed to buy that Wolverine wouldn't just get his ass kicked because of Raiden's poor showing against a single opponent that doesn't have Wolverine's long history of shit showings and failures against even mildly superior opponents, let alone ones who do the feats you're talking about.
How about this, post Vamp or the people Raiden fights getting knocked out by a bullet or getting hit by arrows or a random old men instead of just saying "well it's Vamp or people from MGR! Of course they're not better than my wholesome Wolverino!" As if Marvel street tiers are on some higher level than other street tiers in spite of the fact most of them are often rarely written as beyond real life humans in terms of strength and speed.
>the first time their blades clash should result in the Murasama getting cut in half
It literally doesn't even matter. Wolverine would never land a hit on him, and even if he did Raiden could literally just punch him to death or choke him out. Most """"heralds""""" (God what a vile term) take it easy on Wolverine or struggle to hit him because of their own garbage speed.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:31:10 PM
No.150956522
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>>150956571
>>150956484
Could Samurai Jack show Jetstream Sam a good time?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:31:36 PM
No.150956528
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>>150956336
>sounds of chewing and crunching in the next page
Jee I wonder what happened to the director here
>>150956441
That isn't what I'm arguing though, this is talking about more realistic versions of both characters, though this anon is deadset on only limiting Raiden and not Wolverine for some strange reason. Though, yes, schizo battleboard Wankverine is MTFL+++ and has 1-A durability and scales beyond platonic concepts and would obviously win.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:32:53 PM
No.150956549
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>>150956288
Correction: Koffing exploded the Pokemon Center.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:34:12 PM
No.150956571
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>>150956522
I dunno man. I'm more annoyed about comic street tiers pretending to be beyond wall tier and maybe occasionally bullet timing at best.
Jack probably wins I guess since he has retarded stuff like the water drop feat
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:35:13 PM
No.150956584
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>>150956740
>>150956484
Considering Raiden never used these insane stats in his fights with Vamp I do expect you to respect his portrayal. Can you post Raiden stat checking anybody? And yes, you won't find me arguing that Wolverine didn't get owned by the Punisher and whatnot.
>Wolverine would never land a hit on him
Bullshit. Despite MGR's fantastical cinematics, Raiden never fights at super-speed. Cutscenes are king, and Raiden isn't a speedster. Yes, Wolverine isn't a speedster either. But if you expect me to think Raiden would Metro Man Wolverine, you're not getting anywhere. You're arguing in favor of a version of Raiden that doesn't exist anywhere, let alone the game's portrayal of him.
>punch him to death or choke him out
Raiden would break his hands punching Logan. Logan would skewer him if they grappled.
>Most """"heralds""""" (God what a vile term) take it easy on Wolverine
I'm talking about him hurting them. Not him having super-speed.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:40:03 PM
No.150956646
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>>150956543
It’s not just retard Death Battle wank though. It’s true that Wolverine survived a nuke with bone claws. It’s true that Wolverine’s skeleton tanked a nuke. It’s true that Wolverine’s skeleton tanks herald tiers every time he fights one. It’s true that Wolverine cut Thanos, King Thor and Hulk. It’s true that Raiden is stronger and it’s true that Raiden doesn’t fight like Ultimate Hulk either. It’s true that Raiden would probably try to have a street tier brawl with Wolverine and end up getting killed.
The battle boarding notion of Wolverine gets blitzed by the battle boarding notion of Raiden because Raiden is perceived to be Foxverse Quicksilver level fast, which is obviously not true either. If you look at consistent portrayals then Raiden is custom built to get BTFO by Wolverine’s durability plus cutting power
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:42:36 PM
No.150956691
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>>150956543
Even if you're hyper permissive with Raiden and make a grounded version of Wolverine that would struggle against Solid Snake your only real bet is speed
>>150956584
So, basically, you're arguing that all antifeats must supersede performed feats for Raiden, and that we must take all lowest possible interpretations of anything in gameplay and cutscenes. I'm also not allowed to bring up Punisher or Daredevil beating Wolverine in very mundane ways because we can always stretch the conceptual floor to what Raiden loses against in spite of the fact Vamp or other characters Raiden fights don't have antifeats anywhere near on par with those characters or statements saying they're barely faster or stronger than real humans.
Yeah, no, it sounds exhausting to argue against something this bad faith. Sorry for challenging you on this point anon, I thought this could be an actually reasonable discussion
I'm curious, do you think a normal irl person would beat Raiden in hand to hand because he "doesn't use a stat advantage"?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:49:35 PM
No.150956790
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BRING ME GUY GARDNER!
Why don't authors clearly state the damage and calcs of the feats when they happen? Something like a nice round number like the jules of energy or something rough by describing how much damage one single strike could do. For example:
*insert manga panel of goku punching freeza*
*narrator bubble with the following text*
>all of these punches are 6a max, while freeza is being actively failing to defend himself meaning he's 5c.
you get it?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:50:39 PM
No.150956810
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>>150956825
>>150956800
99% of authors do not care about powerscaling
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:51:12 PM
No.150956816
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>>150956800
Because that would be retarded and add nothing to the story
>>150956810
they should actually care and write that in mind so we get accurate feats. So we don't get krasura repeats.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:51:45 PM
No.150956827
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>>150955931
This honestly feels like a breath of fresh air after all the Yugi/Ash retardation
Welcome back KING AND QUEEN
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:53:22 PM
No.150956850
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>>150956884
>>150956825
If I ever write a story I'm keeping this in mind and making all the generic foot soldiers Multiversal+ so the protagonists look even cooler
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:53:39 PM
No.150956854
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>>150956878
I'm proud of /dbg/ for not making fun of me after I came out of the closet
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:54:48 PM
No.150956867
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>>150956740
By all means bring up Wolvernie losing to street-tiers. He could lose to MGS2 Raiden under similar circumstances for all I care, but not MGS4 and onward who doesn't have the combat feats to justify it. It's ALL WE HAVE for MGS4 Raiden that he could take out Gekkos and he was fighting for his life against Vamp. This isn't a point you can argue. It's his entire portrayal as a character. MGR is the only thing that makes this discussion interesting and that's if you give him the benefit of the doubt on claw vs sword.
>do you think a normal irl person would beat Raiden in hand to hand because he "doesn't use a stat advantage"?
Obviously not without a stat parity. We're talking about two similar fictions in which humans can make the impossible, possible. Not even in terms of just raw stats, but the circumstances that lead one soldier to kill fifty men in a single mission and disable giant mechs.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:55:29 PM
No.150956878
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>>150956854
Everyone here is already gay or trans for being into vs debating
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:55:52 PM
No.150956881
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Atem why do you know that
>>150956850
>AUTHORS NOTE: EACH ONE OF THESE FOOT SOLDIERS DESTROY MOUNTAINS EVERY TIME THEY BLINK AND THEY CAN DESTROY MULTIVERSES JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT
>Protagonist mows them down like they're nothing
>Protagonist gets his ass kicked by a seemingly wall level villain
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:58:01 PM
No.150956897
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>>150956884
Those walls? Made of Kratonium which is strong enough to withstand ten big bangs all at once
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:58:11 PM
No.150956900
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>>150956800
>Author's note: when this character destroys the multitimelineverse it's through some kind of abstract magic that doesn't scale to raw energy through his physical stats and energy blasts
This would ruin vidya scaling
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:58:34 PM
No.150956905
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>>150956919
Kratos just destroyed the Sonic thread too
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:59:39 PM
No.150956918
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>>150956945
>>150956825
>KINGtos goes to lift rock
>AUTHOR’S NOTE: This boulder contains the weight of infinite complex multiverses
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:59:46 PM
No.150956919
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>>150956963
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:00:22 PM
No.150956933
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Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:01:26 PM
No.150956945
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>>150956976
>>150956918
Explain to me without sounding mad how this would not make a legitimate feat
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/22/2025, 10:03:02 PM
No.150956961
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>>150955204
>Don't duel monsters tend to cause mental and emulated physical pain to their opponents if they lend a direct hit to their monsters?
Yep. the final design of the duel disks allows that but only through direct attacks
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:03:23 PM
No.150956963
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>>150956919
Shit he got the LoZ thread too?
>>150956945
>rock somehow does not collapse the planet a bajillion times over
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:04:40 PM
No.150956980
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Can you guys contain the Kratosbro? I'm tired of getting gaped...
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:04:44 PM
No.150956982
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WE ARE HERE
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:04:59 PM
No.150956986
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>>150956976
Magic rock and the planet is that durable.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:05:42 PM
No.150956994
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My sides jobbed to this thread.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:05:51 PM
No.150956996
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>>150956976
The planet regularly tanks Kratos having outerversal fights on its surface
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:07:16 PM
No.150957013
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>>150956976
Xianxia planet a gazillion omniverses sized, my schizo voice and warrior Z told me.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:07:20 PM
No.150957014
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KIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!
How would Kratos feel about Kingtos and Better Man posting?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:08:10 PM
No.150957026
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I miss Asura so fucking much. I think about him every single waking moment. Why did Kratos have to canonically kill him.
I can't be the only one legitimately mind broken by my hero dying.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/22/2025, 10:08:42 PM
No.150957037
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>>150957145
>>150957660
>ghost pokemon take his soul
>just destroy the cards
>just attack yugi
>pokedex lore
this shit has been discussed to death and every single time it's been pointed out that it would do jackshit
at this point those posts are ritual posts
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:10:05 PM
No.150957059
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>>150957019
He’d respect the message being sent as his actions are the perfect representation of the message. In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:10:10 PM
No.150957060
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>>150957019
He'd probably be more confused about the concept of the Internet and video games first
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:15:19 PM
No.150957137
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>>150957422
Asura comes back in a few days after he gets killed by KINGtos though, the only way you can truly kill him is if you destroy all the mantra in the universe which KINGtos didn't do
>>150957037
pokedex lore tends to be contradictory anyway and isn't a reliable source
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:19:26 PM
No.150957198
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>>150957284
The Better Man jobbed to /a/ btw
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:19:48 PM
No.150957205
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>STOP MAKING FUN OF ME, I CAN DESTROY A MOUNTAIN WHEN I’M NOT RUSTY! JUST WAIT UNTIL NEXT GAME, YOU HEAR ME?!?!
>MY SHEER PRESENCE CAN AFFECT ALL THE NINE REALMS AND THE GREEK WORLD (COUNTRIES AT BEST)!
>THE YGGDRASIL TRANSCENDS SPACE AND TIME (PLEASE IGNORE FREYA STATING IT IS BOUNDED TO MY PLANET)!
>DO NOT TRUST THE WORDS OF CORY BARLOG OR THAT MEXICAN JANITOR WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED! I AM BOUNDLEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!
>KIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTTTOOOOOSSSSS ALWAYS WINS! CHUDSURA ALWAYS LOSES!!!
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:20:49 PM
No.150957219
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>>150957145
>Ash and his friends casually no selling the heat of the sun
Invinciblebros... I'm scared
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:22:33 PM
No.150957243
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>Repeat after me..
>Neurodivergent people deserve love and respect
>I will never talk above a woman when she is speaking
>Giving a voice to minorities is my mission
>Great men are humble, gentle, kind, and will never tolerate toxic masculinity
>Everyone deserves to be heard but some toxic ideologies are better off without a platform
>Remember that we as white males are priveleged and should lift up those we have systemically oppressed
>Someday I will be a better man
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:23:47 PM
No.150957264
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>>150957273
I am unironically mindbroken over Kasura. I can't stop fucking talking about it. My family told me they're going to make me stay at a motel during Thanksgiving and Christmas so I don't bother the rest of my family.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:24:23 PM
No.150957273
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>>150957264
You must know he left Kratos no choice
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:24:43 PM
No.150957279
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>>150957145
>Macy's body is hotter than the sun
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:24:52 PM
No.150957284
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>>150957198
>vagabond
>anime
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/22/2025, 10:26:58 PM
No.150957327
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>>150957361
>>150957145
the problem with making a concession with the pokedex lore is that now you must also make a concession and use yugioh flavor text but doing so forces you to acknowledge the lore of the cards all of those things exist standalone to the lore of the egyptian stuff/Earth
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:28:34 PM
No.150957361
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>>150957327
It's probably easier to understand the card lore than pokelore
>>150957137
>in a few days
More like a couple minutes. Kind of funny though since DB wanted to try and make it seem like some sad moment when Asura died but it’s not like death has ever stopped him until he killed the source of all his suffering and conceptually wiped out the thing that powers him.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:34:34 PM
No.150957476
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>>150955003 (OP)
Spider-Man is broken in Death Battle, op.
A DB would be Spidey killing the turtles with the same move he used to kill Batman.
>>150957422
Doesn't matter if you can come back if there is no possible way to beat the guy who killed you.
>>150957422
>Asura comes back
>Kratos kills him again
I believe this is the part where I say "I told you so".
ASURA. CAN'T. BEAT HIM. Asura can overcome any limit put in front of him, but Kratos HAS NO LIMITS. Even if he somehow found the power to surpass Kratos, he wouldn't have anything left to aspire to.
Would Asura truly want that?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:40:01 PM
No.150957579
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>>150957595
>>150957483
>>150957540
>comes back and chucks Kratos far away into space
>wait until Kratos starves to death
The end.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:40:36 PM
No.150957590
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>>150957540
>>150957483
That's not the point, the point is that Asura isn't dead.
There's no point in fighting Kratos again since Asura is no longer a monster.
>>150957579
Kratos orders uber eats and gets food delivered to him
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:42:21 PM
No.150957623
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>>150957631
>>150957595
Will the order be delivered by the multiversal dogsleds?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:42:52 PM
No.150957631
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>>150957623
No, just a guy in his 2008 prius
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:42:55 PM
No.150957632
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>>150957661
>>150957595
Why doesn't Kratos just drive to the store to get food? I thought he had a cookbook?
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/22/2025, 10:43:03 PM
No.150957634
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>>150957483
>Doesn't matter if you can come back if there is no possible way to beat the guy who killed you
just make it possible
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:43:35 PM
No.150957644
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>>150955003 (OP)
>Spider-Man vs TMNT
>>150957037
And all Yugi fags can do?
>Yugi can just use (monster that isn't in his deck)
>That's a gag moment, it doesn't count
>Ash never attacked someone with his pokemon
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:44:40 PM
No.150957661
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>>150957632
If he gets tossed in space he'll need food delivered to him.
>>150957595
KILL A FUCKING DEER YOU HAVE AN AXE
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:45:47 PM
No.150957686
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>>150957717
>>150957669
Post a deer living in outer space.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:47:40 PM
No.150957717
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Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:52:37 PM
No.150957787
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>>150957669
Kratos doesn't need food to live (anymore), he needs estrogen.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:52:41 PM
No.150957789
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Post Kingtos driving a car.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:52:57 PM
No.150957794
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It's getting steamy in here...
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:54:40 PM
No.150957826
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What the fuck
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:54:43 PM
No.150957829
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>>150957861
Post Kratos killing a baby
Who would be a better car driver, KINGtos or Asura (non-reincarnated)?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:55:17 PM
No.150957837
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DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/22/2025, 10:56:11 PM
No.150957848
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>>150957660
>>Yugi can just use (monster that isn't in his deck)
yugi and yami yugi are seen changing their decks in order to counter their opponents. the whole final duel is atem waiting to see what yugi can do with prep-time
side deckimg is a thing, if the battle is not a random encounter, yami yugi could just scan ash and make a deck accordingly
Atem can just will any card (his egyptian court) and destiny draw
>That's a gag moment, it doesn't count
no one other than the (captura de pantalla) says this. egyptian gods are already above gag/toons
>>150957660
>Ash never attacked someone with his pokemon
what part of "it's veen pointed out that it would do jackshit" did you not get? DSoD's Duel Disks will tank any attack the pokeverse has
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:56:58 PM
No.150957861
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>>150957948
>>150957829
Killed Poseidon who flooded Greece, killing millions of babies. BOOM!
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:57:23 PM
No.150957867
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>>150957896
>>150957833
KINGtos is already a better man, the answer is a given.
Also Asura is Asian
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:57:27 PM
No.150957868
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KINGTos will TEACH you how to parallel park
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:59:13 PM
No.150957895
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>>150957925
KIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGTOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
*shits diapey*
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:59:15 PM
No.150957896
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>>150957922
>>150957867
>Asura is Asian
He’s a cyborg, nigga.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/22/2025, 11:00:16 PM
No.150957912
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>>150957886
just the more reason to cancel dante vs clive
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:01:08 PM
No.150957922
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>>150957896
You're allowed to be Asian and a cyborg, racist.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:01:17 PM
No.150957925
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>>150958004
>>150957895
Could Asura defeat baby Kratos?
>DMC gets a new episode
>it's not Ryu Hayabusa
>literally who from a bad Final Fantasy
Fuck
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:02:24 PM
No.150957938
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>>150957952
>>150957928
>the CHAD from the best final fantasy
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:02:59 PM
No.150957948
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>>150957986
>>150957861
Post any statement proving this.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:03:17 PM
No.150957952
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>>150958049
>>150957938
But i don’t see Zidane here?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:03:31 PM
No.150957955
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Surely they wouldn't avoid Ash vs Yugi one more time, right?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:04:35 PM
No.150957976
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>>150957886
powerscaling has ruined the word "lore" for me...
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:05:04 PM
No.150957986
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>>150958014
>>150957948
Post Greece not having babies in it.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:05:14 PM
No.150957990
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>>150957833
KINGtos is a better man and a calm driver. Asura is still a MONSTER and can't control his RAGE. The answer is obvious.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:05:46 PM
No.150957996
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>>150958110
>>150957928
If they made another DMC episode without calling Dante universal from muh lore DMCfags would probably burn down Ben's house
Ryu would just get killed
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:06:17 PM
No.150958004
[Report]
>>150957925
KINGtos solos Asura even as a fetus.
>>150957986
Gr**ks aren’t even human, their deaths don’t count
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:08:20 PM
No.150958029
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>>150958022
Being a psycho is what gets you the win
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:08:35 PM
No.150958034
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>>150958022
This was in the past. He's a better man now.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:09:07 PM
No.150958040
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>>150958022
He was morally in the right here btw
>>150957952
Uh, he is below my table, if you know what I mean.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:11:11 PM
No.150958064
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ENTEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:11:21 PM
No.150958070
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:11:43 PM
No.150958075
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>>150957019
Kratos wouldn't care about the ramblings of schizophrenics.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:12:01 PM
No.150958077
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>>150957928
Ryu is for Joe Musashi and fuck DB for pairing him with Strider Hiryu just to shill that new Strider game.
>>150957833
prebetrayal manga Asura had a motorbike for what it's worth
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:12:27 PM
No.150958088
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Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:13:14 PM
No.150958097
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Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:13:20 PM
No.150958100
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>>150958069
NONCANON! DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:13:43 PM
No.150958103
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>>150958069
FUCK NO NO NO WHY DID HE KILL MY HERO?!?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:14:35 PM
No.150958110
[Report]
>>150958189
>>150957996
>If they made another DMC episode without calling Dante universal from muh lore DMCfags would probably burn down Ben's house
If Death Battle can tardrangle DBfags, Asurasissies, and Sonicfags I think they can handle some DMCfags
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:14:51 PM
No.150958114
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>>150958069
what a fucking joke of an episode
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:16:33 PM
No.150958139
[Report]
Greektos vs Dante animated by Torrian would have been ultra kino
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:16:47 PM
No.150958144
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>>150958231
>>150958084
You ever think Yasha lets Asura drive his Corvette?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:21:02 PM
No.150958189
[Report]
>>150958197
>>150958110
They at least called all of those characters universal, well not Bardock but even still. A DBfag did assault Ben once so it's probably personal there
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:21:54 PM
No.150958197
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>>150958189
DMCfans would not do anything even if they said Dante was sub-wall level.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:24:15 PM
No.150958231
[Report]
>>150958268
>>150958144
Why didn't Asura have his torso lengthened and pecs and shoulder blades added so he could use his arms more effectively? My immersion is ruined
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:26:59 PM
No.150958268
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Greek nationalist
10/22/2025, 11:33:06 PM
No.150958331
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>>150958362
>>150958014
I will rape you turk roach. Megali Hellas will be real. Your mother is a goat.
Islam schoolar
10/22/2025, 11:35:22 PM
No.150958362
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>>150958391
>>150958331
Post your frauds larping as gods destroying a mountain, NOW
Greek nationalist
10/22/2025, 11:38:21 PM
No.150958391
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>>150958413
>>150958362
No one believes in pagan retard shit. Christ the redeemer is the one true god. Mary the mother of god came to mount athos and now it is holy.
>Mark 11:23
>“I tell you the truth, you can say to this mountain, ‘May you be lifted up and thrown into the sea,’ and it will happen. But you must really believe it will happen and have no doubt in your heart."
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:39:30 PM
No.150958405
[Report]
>>150958425
Pay your debts
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:40:12 PM
No.150958413
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>>150958391
>statements
Yup yup, Kratos strongest soldier.
Greek nationalist
10/22/2025, 11:41:11 PM
No.150958425
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>>150958405
Hellas pay debts those German banks are fake numbers. They are constantly stealing from others. I fucking hate jews.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:43:33 PM
No.150958454
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>>150960813
>>150958384
Madoka's footrest
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:43:33 PM
No.150958456
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>>150958084
Man, it’d been nice if there were some more flashbacks to show what Asura’s home life was like. Have that in the interludes or the extras if there’s no space. Imagine Asura trying to help Mithra with her homework after getting home from a day of killing Gohma or learning and struggling to cook for his family (Durga is teaching him how to cook Mithra’s favorite meal). That would add some extra depth and put into perspective that with all his power, Asura struggles with being a normal/conventional dad but still tries his best. That contrast would’ve been really nice to see and really add more emotion to him trying to save Mithra.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:44:56 PM
No.150958474
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Post Kratos being financially solvent
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/22/2025, 11:52:30 PM
No.150958550
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>>150958545
... The Halls of Homos
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:54:39 PM
No.150958576
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>solos all of Grease
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:54:58 PM
No.150958581
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>>150958545
NOBODY HERE CARES ABOUT ADVENTURE TIME
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:56:27 PM
No.150958602
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>>150958668
>Grrrrrrrr AHHHH! This is so painful and difficult...Hnnnnnnnnng
>*Girlish* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>T-there...we go...I bent the bars of that cage open...
>*dies*
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:58:12 PM
No.150958625
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Post Asura bending a bar.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:00:21 AM
No.150958642
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FUARK!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:01:44 AM
No.150958659
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Post Asura bending over
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:02:01 AM
No.150958663
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Our heroes and their wives.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:02:21 AM
No.150958668
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>>150958602
>bent open bars made of complex multiversal atoms
Yup.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:03:35 AM
No.150958685
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>>150958702
>>150955003 (OP)
>Spider-Man is above Batman
>Batman soloed the Turtles
Gee I wonder who wins
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:04:44 AM
No.150958702
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>>150958746
>>150958685
>Spider-Man is above Batman
>Batman soloed Hulk
>Spider-Man > Hulk?
Huh
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:08:06 AM
No.150958744
[Report]
KIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/23/2025, 12:08:09 AM
No.150958746
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>>150958761
>>150958702
>>Spider-Man > Hulk?
yes
also
>Spider-Man > Godzilla
>Godzilla > Superman
>Spider-Man > Superman
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:09:25 AM
No.150958761
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>>150958746
But wait, the TMNT are apparently fighring Godzilla and NOT gonna die in the first issue? Where does that put them?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:10:14 AM
No.150958769
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>>150958775
Poor Saitama mogged by Popeye in both AP and animation quality.
>>150958769
How did OPM fall off so hard? It needs a documentary for how much of a shit fire that became
Spider-Man>Batman>Godzilla>Superman>Ninja Turtles>Hulk
>>150958802
Ultimate Showdown confirms Ggodzilla beats Batman.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:16:26 AM
No.150958844
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>>150958802
>>150958825
Why didn’t Batman solo Godzilla in the crossover then
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:19:42 AM
No.150958893
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>>150958775
Shareholders always take the cheapest option available. That's why they picked JC Staff
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/23/2025, 12:21:33 AM
No.150958919
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>>150958775
it starts with Murata and ends with the meme "Story by One"
good riddance
Post Spider-man destroying a mountain.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:25:57 AM
No.150958971
[Report]
>>150960054
>>150958825
But he got blocked by Shaq
Honestly there are probably no more than 10 characters who have on screen mountain destruction feats.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:31:07 AM
No.150959046
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>>150955084
It's a fucking game, anon.
Trying to pitch Yugi against anyone that is not willing to play a game would be pointless. Yugi can't just summon exodia out of nowhere and have him kill his opponent. ALL the people that Yugi plays against end up agreeing to play in the first play. They entertain the kid and then they would kill him (or beat him up, whatever), but Yugi would pull a Penalty on them first.
If anything, the only ones that could be real matchups to Yugi would be someone like Akagi or Kaiji and it would be explicitly in a game, be it duel monster, poker or mahjong.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:31:23 AM
No.150959048
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:31:32 AM
No.150959051
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>>150959136
>>150955036
>Without the infinities, Yugi scales to Neos MFTL feat of traveling from saturn to earth in seconds to stop Satorious's light beam from hitting Aster Phoenix while Ash is never shown reacting to any FTL attack.
he still travels around the world by car, boat, and plane btw
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:32:36 AM
No.150959064
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>>150959110
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:32:36 AM
No.150959065
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>>150958964
I...
I am incapable...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:34:04 AM
No.150959083
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>>150959107
>>150959041
>Honestly there are probably no more than 10 characters who have on screen mountain destruction feats..
1. Goku
2. Vegeta
3. Broly
4. Freiza
5. Super Buu
6. Kid Buu
7. Gohan
8. Cell
9. Piccolo
10. Roshi
11. Tien
Done.
>>150959083
Post each instance of them destroying a mountain
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:35:43 AM
No.150959110
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>>150959064
>Rise Raph vs Yang Xiao Long (Rise of the TMNT vs RWBY): Sam says they've talked about this before and it's good. Liam thinks TMNT vs RWBY would be a good title. Ben asks if Rise is the best version of the turtles to pair against RWBY, DJ thinks the best would be the Mutant Mayhem turtles
These faggots have never read Mirage
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:36:08 AM
No.150959118
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>>150959140
>>150959041
Madara, Clive, Asura, uh…
So let me get this straight, according to Death Battle:
Spider-Man > Batman
And since Batman can beat Superman, and Superman can beat Goku, then
Spider-Man > Superman
Which means Spider-Man has no limits, infinite strength, and multiversal level punches.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/23/2025, 12:37:22 AM
No.150959136
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>>150960769
>>150959051
>he still travels around the world by car, boat, and pla—
Atem can just appear on earth in an instant
meanwhile kaiba needs infinity plus infinity and a spaceship to reach Atem's afterlife
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:37:30 AM
No.150959140
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>>150959228
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:38:46 AM
No.150959156
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>>150959360
>>150959131
Venom beat Superman and Spidey can fight on par with him
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:39:25 AM
No.150959163
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>>150959131
Spiderman has multiversal webs what the fuck do you expect Superman to do against that?
>>150959107
>Post each instance of them destroying a mountain
BOOM. Done.
No I'm not gonna post 11 different instances, one is enough
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:40:57 AM
No.150959180
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>>150959343
>>150956825
Shit like this didn't save Bayo's ass
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:45:43 AM
No.150959228
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>>150959140
>Madara vs 5 Kage
>Clive vs Titan
>Asura’s Wrath 11.5 Forging Ahead DLC
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:52:35 AM
No.150959309
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>>150959178
looks more like a hill
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:53:11 AM
No.150959316
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>>150959178
....that's a hill
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:55:04 AM
No.150959343
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>>150959180
Well yeah, that was one of the most notorious screwjobs in DB history, only celebrated here because Capcucks are even louder faggots than Platsissies.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:55:22 AM
No.150959347
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>>150959178
>SHITku fags don't know what a mountain is
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:55:32 AM
No.150959350
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DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/23/2025, 12:56:04 AM
No.150959356
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>>150959178
those trees are mountain size for sure
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:56:19 AM
No.150959360
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>>150959496
>>150959156
>Venom beat Superman
*made him flinch briefly because he was getting goop on him
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:56:58 AM
No.150959370
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>>150959178
I think that's a hill.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:58:16 AM
No.150959383
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>>150959178
Hills are mountains now?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:59:13 AM
No.150959392
[Report]
Post your hero CANONICALLY killing Superman
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:59:23 AM
No.150959394
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>>150959414
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being hill level.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:00:00 AM
No.150959402
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>>150959178
I see a hill.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:00:52 AM
No.150959411
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that's a hill you fucking retard
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:00:59 AM
No.150959414
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:01:52 AM
No.150959423
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>>150959178
Just got out my hill detector, went crazy on this post.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:02:58 AM
No.150959434
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>>150959570
"How big is Las Noches?"
Pretty gigantic. For one, what reason have we to dismiss the claim of Nel, someone who has lived for a long time in Hueco Mundo, and who used to be an Espada? Her information is pretty relevant to the story, and we have absolutely no reason to doubt her word other than "Well I just don't trust her" which holds no water whatsoever in the face of such a strong character statement, the precise same as Yoruichi's (both being plot relevant).
For two, early series of the SS arc, Kenpachi and Ichigo destroyed half a city just by clashing at full power. Further, even someone like Hitsugaya was lethal to within about 7 miles with just the residual effects of his power. And the lower Espada like Grimmjow are allowed to openly fight to their heart's content without worrying about damaging the palace, Grimmjow being on-par with Hollowified Bankai Ichigo recall. So we know that people who are pretty vastly above the ability to eradicate cities can fight freely without worry about harm to the entirety of Las Noches.
It's only when we get to the top 4 that Aizen feared for Las Noches being broken by their raw power. So, in conjunction with Nel's statement: Las Noches is, in all likelihood, the size of a small country or a medium US state.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:06:29 AM
No.150959473
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>>150956740
do you think MGRaiden and everyone he ever fought would statue Solid Snake and Vamp?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:07:38 AM
No.150959496
[Report]
>>150959360
Post Superman defeating Venom.
>>150955003 (OP)
I'm a casual follower of Death Battle, so I have no idea about the memes in community. What's up with the Kratos and Asura memes? Just /v/ influence, or is there something more to it?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:14:34 AM
No.150959570
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>>150959779
>>150959434
Didn’t read, lol.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:16:04 AM
No.150959592
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>>150956484
for what it's worth: it's not an outlier for Wolverine to cut herald tiers or tank herald tiers blows. and unfortunately for Raiden his low showings also come from the same game made by the same devs while Wolverine has had bajillions of writers over the years. like it's the same guy from the same game. do you remember when that brown simp blew himself up and Raiden was knocked back by the shockwave? and when George had to struggle with that doctor before Raiden could run in and cut him in half? that's the same Raiden who survived the punch that destroyed Excelsus and also hopped on missiles. I mean it's also the same Raiden who took time catching up to a bullet train and also got stomped by a peak human wearing an exoskeleton. much like capeshit high tiers getting owned by Deathstroke and Taskmaster. but it's also that same Raiden who has two striking feats: making a dent in asphalt after Monsoon trolled him and dropkicking Monsoon to the side of a building. it's fucking stupid and counterproductive to say Raiden will blitz and punch Wolverine to death. throw him into orbit maybe something he's never done yeah. I'm sorry but you can't get around Raiden's combat feats being lackluster compared to his lifting and speed. everything you said about Wolverine also applies to Raiden. he's not more consistent at all. Raiden has never been an unstoppable juggernaut who throws people thru buildings and into space and disappears from eyesight and cuts someone in half in a measured microsecond
>>150959541
Kratos is a character who has never so much as busted a mountain and has plenty of showings that cement him as wall/building level
Asura is a character who pops planets like balloons
Kratos beat Asura because "even though we've never seen him destroy universes, he totally could!"
Mix that up with a 2 month waiting period, Kratos already being memed to hell and back thanks to the Sony vaguely leftleaning moviegame elements of nu GOW, and the fact Asura, who is a righteous and totally heroic character, is treated as a rabid raving dog in the fight who needs to be put down by the more wise and virtuous KINGtos (who previously slaughtered all of Greece) and you can tell how it's become a year long shitstorm
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:18:19 AM
No.150959625
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>>150959595
asura was a Monster. Kingtos taught him to be a Better Man
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:27:38 AM
No.150959744
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KINGtos would never support democracy, as it's seen as an Athenian concept.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:27:50 AM
No.150959745
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>>150959178
CHADku the JOBtain destroying BEAST!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:29:06 AM
No.150959763
[Report]
I started researching gnosticism. This shit is the worst Christian fanfiction I have ever seen. People like this? Even Mormonism is less stupid.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/23/2025, 1:31:06 AM
No.150959779
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>>150959570
>attack that barely scratches a Menos Grande
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:31:55 AM
No.150959788
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>>150959541
>man whose devs said he explicitly can’t bust a mountain going against a dude who ONSCREEN bulldozes through planets, stars and supernovas as a “simple trial”
>man who runs as fast as your average sprinter (and uses dogsleds because it’s more convenient for him) going against a dude who blitzes across solar systems and galaxies while casually dodging multiple universe-crossing beams
>man who murdered 99% of Greece in a sissyfit (and fled the place) gets treated as some saint by DB while the guy who never laid a hand on an innocent person (and saved his planet from destruction) gets turned into a raging OOC retard who attacked said “saint” for no real reason. Said “saint” utterly stomped the heroic guy without a single scratch
>DB employed logic such as “just because we’ve never seen Kratos [insert insane feat he could never achieve to anyone with a functioning brain and eyes], doesn’t mean he couldn’t do it!” and “I am quadrillion of times faster than light because I covered my eyes after getting flashbanged”
All that plus nu-Kratos being the face of the “better man” resulted in all the memes.
Your verse.
Destroying a planet.
NOW.
OR ELSE YOU ARE WEAKLING!!!
>>150959820
First game btw.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:37:55 AM
No.150959859
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>>150959820
>Literally prison raped by Illidan
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:38:34 AM
No.150959868
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>>150959838
now post a non-gag feat
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:39:36 AM
No.150959879
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>>150959838
>Only part of the planet was destroyed
Not a planetary feat
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:44:26 AM
No.150959927
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>>150959838
>Non canon fanfiction from a non canon game modern computers can't even run
Done.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/23/2025, 1:50:41 AM
No.150959994
[Report]
>>150960006
>>150959838
>Touhou Project
>fans are 83% male
>24 years old on average
still alive and kicking
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:51:22 AM
No.150960006
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>>150960021
>>150959994
The remaining 17% are trannies LARPing as women btw.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:53:07 AM
No.150960021
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>>150960006
I assume you're talking about the female to males since the male to females would count in the 83%
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:53:11 AM
No.150960024
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>>150960001
Deku only loves Maka
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:56:59 AM
No.150960054
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>>150958971
Shaq jobbed to Aaron Carter.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:14:40 AM
No.150960221
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>>150960001
Deku would never cheat on Maka like this. He believes in monogamy.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:14:50 AM
No.150960227
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>>150960001
The "S" is for Shaggy btw.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:15:23 AM
No.150960235
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>>150960214
Still weaker than Kratos
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/23/2025, 2:16:13 AM
No.150960246
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>>150960214
H O L Y S H I T
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:16:13 AM
No.150960247
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>>150959595
>vaguely leftleaning
>vaguely
Anthony bursch.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:19:19 AM
No.150960280
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>>150960214
>Sub-Moon Level boost
>5 cards that let him win a children's card game
>a below mountain level boost
>One wish that can't do much
>low tier hax that nearly kill him if he uses it
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:33:03 AM
No.150960438
[Report]
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150960001
Who self inserts as deKEK?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:34:22 AM
No.150960458
[Report]
>>150960476
>>150960444
Same niggers who self-insert as Spider-Man
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:35:48 AM
No.150960476
[Report]
>>150960458
There are niggers who self insert as SHITper KEK, the eternally cucked one?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:38:08 AM
No.150960500
[Report]
>>150960548
Post Paul
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:39:23 AM
No.150960516
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>>150960562
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:41:27 AM
No.150960537
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Explain to me why they had to break up Mary Jane and Peter instead of moving on to Peter's son or another character. That seems so backwards.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:42:27 AM
No.150960548
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:43:15 AM
No.150960562
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>>150961350
>>150960516
Chads don't self insert. They create the world people want to self Insert into. You aren't a Chad. You are a pathetic failed male.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:45:51 AM
No.150960591
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Is Hulk the friendliest hero?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:46:40 AM
No.150960604
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>>150960620
>>150958384
A sparse supper for BARBATOS!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:48:23 AM
No.150960620
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>>150960813
>>150960604
Kill yourself listtroon
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:49:58 AM
No.150960642
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Latest island challenge ended
Team Boomstick lost
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:50:41 AM
No.150960653
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the streets are saying team wiz went 0-3
is this any true?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:50:54 AM
No.150960655
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>>150955662
dunno how to make em
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:51:24 AM
No.150960660
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pity win wiz lol
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:51:55 AM
No.150960666
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>>150959838
Carbuncle turned the moon into a sun in seconds in puyo puyo2
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:56:15 AM
No.150960706
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>>150959595
>Kratos beat Asura because "even though we've never seen him destroy universes, he totally could!"
Will we ever get another matchup as big on the feats vs “lore” shitflinging as Krasura? That shit was equivalent to the coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb meme except it’s an atom vs the Big Bang. I don’t think any other matchup could mindbreak this general harder than Krasura did.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:01:08 AM
No.150960768
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>>150960878
>>150955641
Asura barely getting any of his Manga feats that would have caught him up to “9 Million Universal Lowball” Kratos for ‘contradicting the game.’
>>150959136
This is indeed a good argument since its shown in season 4 atem can command the god cards with his spirit alone.
If Atem spirit can just travel literal high dimensional distances DSOD style, then its clear his soul is infinite if not immessurable speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5htJFfFXh0
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:01:38 AM
No.150960775
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>>150955064
Next he checks FRAUDyonder.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:04:51 AM
No.150960813
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>>150958454
>>150960620
Kill yourself listtroon.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:08:46 AM
No.150960863
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Yep, I'm glad we ALL agreed to this being Meta Knights best matchup
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:09:11 AM
No.150960873
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Team Wiz won. Challenge was creating a list of words and the remaining characters on infinite craft or some shit which they completed 2 minutes before Team Boomstick. Main targets right now are Spider-Man and Shantae.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:09:23 AM
No.150960876
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>>150960769
He's also the only person aside from Marik who can summon Ra
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:09:29 AM
No.150960878
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>>150960900
>>150960768
>contradicting the game
>Manga and game Asura both regenerate and resurrect faster the angrier they are
>Demigods can fight without cores as seen with Yasha
>Asura’s Mantra output is as insane in the game as the manga (see Chakravartin getting shitstomped by base Asura)
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:11:27 AM
No.150960900
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>>150961099
>>150960878
Asura doesn't even need mantra to revive, it's all anger. By the time he killed Chakravartin, his anger had finally subsided and he was at peace so there was nothing holding him on anymore.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:12:16 AM
No.150960914
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>>150961099
Kratos vs Asura was blatant bias. Plus they never had anything in common.
>Kratos was a manchild that got mad that an obviously bad deal he made, went south
>in his rage, he killed most of the Greek pantheon and countless innocents
>Later, he let go of his anger and mostly mellowed out
>Asura was a good guy from the start
>Found out his fellow gods were fucking with shit and then fucked him over
>No matter how angry he got, his WRATH, which is directed rage, never blinded him and he was always thinking about helping people and trying to fix things
>Kills the creator of his universe to do it
Yep, I'm glad we ALL agreed to this being Meta Knights best matchup
>>150960769
https://www.sosyoutube.com/watch?v=F5htJFfFXh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5D2i52R2Bg 1:44
wrong clips
but yeah atem can indeed immeassurable speed move around as a spirit since the distance between the normal world and the afterlife is beyond human dimensions as stated in the dsod manga.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:15:50 AM
No.150960951
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>>150960988
>>150960931
Still better than Meta Knight v Knuckles.
>>150960931
What about Zero?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:17:49 AM
No.150960972
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>>150960963
What about him
>>150960951
Knucklesbros we literally cant afford another loss...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:19:02 AM
No.150960989
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>>150960938
God damnit now i really wanna add the atem spirit speed thingy to the bingo but dunno what to replace.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:19:40 AM
No.150960997
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:21:23 AM
No.150961013
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>>150960988
I can't bro no one in the SHARTnic universe has a winning MU
>>150961026
Sonic may lose to Mario and Kirby but he does gape Goku
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:23:59 AM
No.150961046
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>>150961026
Dont worry Shadow will beat Wario.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:24:18 AM
No.150961051
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Has scaling gone too far? At this point, you can make anyone as powerful as you want.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:26:01 AM
No.150961066
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>>150960931
>I'm glad we ALL agreed to [matchup no one ever mentioned ever]
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:26:07 AM
No.150961067
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>>150961086
>>150961042
Goku gapes mario
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:26:26 AM
No.150961073
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>>150961026
I want them to get their Shadow v Mewtwo rematch only for Shadow to get his mudhole stomped in again
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:27:16 AM
No.150961083
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>>150961144
Shadow will GAPE Mewtwo.
>>150961067
Mario would curb stomp Goku, Vegeta, Broly and Gohan at the same time without power ups
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:28:41 AM
No.150961099
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>>150960900
Yeah, Chakravartin mentioned that Asura’s will to move forward and anger is why Naraka, the Gohma and Seven Deities would never have his soul. His Wrath is what revives him.
>>150960914
The connections were pretty shit outside of them being angry fathers. I think that’s all people who begged/voted for the matchup saw out of it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:29:40 AM
No.150961107
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>>150960938
Kill yourself listtroon.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:29:41 AM
No.150961108
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>>150961125
>>150961086
...in his icucklian fanspiction. That wog needs to stay in his lane. CHADku gapes.
>>150961108
...on opposite day. Mario GRAPES SHITku, full stop.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:32:35 AM
No.150961134
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>>150961083
Has Shadow gained anything resembling defenses against mind rape, if not he's still doomed
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:33:14 AM
No.150961148
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>>150961182
>>150961125
...but enough about Deku. GODku on the other hand...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:33:57 AM
No.150961155
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>>150961182
>>150961125
...is what I would say if I lives in the retard dimension where people believed Mario could beat anyone except SHARTnic the cry8ng KEKdog.
Ash can't even win a pokemon league
Yugi is the king of games and is undefeated
How is this a match?
>>150961161
>Can't win
I hate fags on both sides who know nothing about the characters they're arguing. Like how people stating "Yugi's cards are holograms", and confusing Atem and Yugi
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:35:38 AM
No.150961177
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>lives another week
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:36:13 AM
No.150961182
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>>150961203
>>150961148
>>150961155
>TARDgon TARD TARDs not understanding what 'FULL STOP' means
LMFAO stupid fucking TARDs KEKAROOOO!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:36:26 AM
No.150961188
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>>150961144
Tails resisted memory fuckery with a single chaos emerald I think
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:36:36 AM
No.150961191
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:37:18 AM
No.150961200
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>>150961274
Post Mario destroying a mountain
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:37:31 AM
No.150961203
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>>150961182
They're not very smart. They think a sub planetary character like Goku can beat a planetary herald tier like Superman
What makes mountains so ICONIC in these threads?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:40:10 AM
No.150961228
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Post Mario destroying a dimension.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:41:19 AM
No.150961239
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>>150961250
With every source available to me… the games, the shows and movies, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE MARIO DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGrio, who I have WORSHIPPED for 40 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a hedgehog who not only has a BETTER GAME but is also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:41:56 AM
No.150961249
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>>150961303
>>150961175
>ash won the uh orange island league (nobody cares plus not canon to the games)
non feat
>he won then the alola league (rookies)
Congrats it took him 11 seasons to beat the most easy league against not even elite four tier trainers
>Won the champion exhibition or whatever it was called
Literally a pity win/outlier because he was being written out the show for being a failure for 30 years
Ash at best is a elite four tier character at his peak. never reached champion level. Dude struggled against gym leaders consistently.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:41:56 AM
No.150961250
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>>150961239
KAY BEE CEE! HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:42:31 AM
No.150961258
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>>150961301
I wish we could see some footage for the Last Ronin TMNT game. I fear by the time it comes out, people won't care about Old Man Logan vs Mikey anymore.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:42:52 AM
No.150961263
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>>150961227
90% of fiction CANNOT destroy a MOUNTAIN.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:43:22 AM
No.150961272
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>>150961331
>>150961227
Post your favorite character destroying a mountain
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:43:32 AM
No.150961274
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>>150961298
>>150961200
The assertion that Mario, the quintessential plumber-hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, lacks the brute force necessary to obliterate a mountain is an intellectually shallow critique. It fundamentally misunderstands the operational parameters of his existence, miscalculating his empirical feats by applying the reductive physics of our own universe to a reality defined by narrative and game logic.
Part I: The Necessity Defense – Why Mario Doesn't Bother
The error in the classic "Can Mario destroy a mountain?" interrogation lies in confusing capacity with utility. The question demands empirical evidence of massive destruction, yet fails to observe Mario’s core character motivation: rescue and traversal, not geologic reshaping.
1. The Physics of the Stomp and the Block
Consider the foundational power-up: the standard question block (or brick block). These blocks are typically depicted as solid, often metallic, or composed of extremely dense material, sometimes yielding gold coinage.
We must calculate the force required for Mario, a human-sized entity, to successfully destroy such a structure with a simple headbutt or upward punch. This feat requires localized hypersonic impact and the instantaneous molecular disintegration of highly compacted matter. If Mario can obliterate hundreds of these blocks sequentially—many of which are implied to be non-earthen in origin—he has demonstrably mastered micro-level destructive force generation far exceeding conventional explosives.
Extrapolation: If Mario’s muscle integrity and kinetic output are sufficient to shatter thousands of tons of high-density material in the pursuit of a single coin, scaling this force upward to destroy a less-dense mountain is merely a matter of focusing the energy output over a wider vector.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:43:55 AM
No.150961279
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:43:58 AM
No.150961281
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:45:24 AM
No.150961298
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>>150961325
>>150961274
2. The Scale of the Starman & Mega Mushroom
If the localized force is insufficient proof, we turn to temporary power-ups whose functions are inherently destructive:
The Mega Mushroom: This transformation grants Mario transient, reality-bending mass and momentum. While Mega, he runs through obstacles—including castles, skyscrapers (in SMW), and giant enemies—displacing them entirely. Running through a mountain would not stop him; it would merely create a geographically significant tunnel or, more likely, displace the entire mass due to the instantaneous, physics-defying momentum Mario achieves.
The Super Star: Temporary invincibility is not merely protection; it is a declaration of localized temporal and physical immunity. Anything Mario touches while under the Star’s effect is instantly annihilated or negated (Goombas, Koopas, even flames and energy attacks). If Mario can touch a mountain while invincible, the mountain’s structural integrity must, by the established rules of the Super Star, be negated.
3. Lifting Bowser: The Planetary Anchor
In numerous titles (notably Super Mario 64), Mario grabs and swings Bowser—a beast whose size, weight, and density are enormous, capable of surviving orbital drops and volcanic immersion. The force required to centrifuge a being of Bowser’s mass—often performed in the vacuum of outer space or high-gravity environments—equates to a megaton-level feat of pure kinetic manipulation.
Conclusion on the Mountain: Mario is a highly efficient hero. If a mountain impedes his path, he has three options: go over it, go through a pipe around it, or use a feather to fly past it. Destruction is the tool of the brute, not the artisan. The mountain remains because Mario has never deemed its removal to be the most expedient route to the princess.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:45:38 AM
No.150961300
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Mario. Mountain. Now.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:45:42 AM
No.150961301
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>>150961258
I'm not sure this match really has an expiration date, it's not like it became popular because of a particular movie or game or whatever it's just a thematically sound match
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:45:51 AM
No.150961303
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>>150961249
>non-canon
Nigger, Ash is a show only character. Yugi gets his show exclusive feats, and Ash as well. I don't want to hear about non-canon because I want a show v show version, which still results in Yugi winning
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:47:04 AM
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>>150961144
>Has Shadow gained anything resembling defenses against mind rape
>Tails resisted ...
then no, he didn't do it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:47:15 AM
No.150961325
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>>150961342
>>150961298
Part II: The Goku Gauntlet – Transcendence Over Brute Force
The assertion that Mario dominates Goku in a one-on-one confrontation rests squarely on the fundamental difference between the Physics Engine that governs Dragon Ball and the Narrative Engine that defines the Super Mario universe.
Goku is the master of quantifiable power (Ki, physical strength, speed). Mario is the master of existential manipulation (Toon Force, Hammerspace, Reality Anchoring).
1. The Dimensionality Advantage
Goku’s reality is one of consistent power scaling: to beat an opponent, one must amass greater power and faster speed. Mario’s reality is one of casual dimensional disregard.
Mario regularly pops out of warp pipes, travelling instantaneously across vast, impossible distances. He carries an arsenal of infinite, physics-defying items in his hammerspace. These are not just convenient tools; they are evidence that Mario can ignore the restrictions of linear space-time travel.
The Outcome: Goku relies on tangible attacks. Mario, however, can vanish into an off-screen pipe, materialize miles away, and drop a star, a shell, or a hammer—all governed by the non-Euclidean reality of his game—onto an unsuspecting Goku before the Saiyan can perceive the threat.
2. The Existential Stomp vs. Finite Strength
Goku can be defeated by sufficiently powerful, focused Ki attacks. He is a hyper-physical being. Mario, conversely, defeats enemies that defy physicality: ghosts, beings of pure shadow, entities that exist purely as a concept (e.g., King Boo's minions).
Mario’s most basic ability—the stomp—is an act of existence denial. He takes creatures defined by flight, magic, or spectral form, and simply negates their existence by applying downward force.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:47:48 AM
No.150961331
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>>150961272
J-Just wait until his next game, alright!?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:48:41 AM
No.150961342
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>>150961325
Conclusion: The Triumph of the Plumber
Mario is not merely a strong character; he is a Reality Architect. He operates in a universe where the rules bend to his narrative expediency.
The mountain remains intact not because Mario lacks the capacity to destroy it, but because the path of least resistance has never required such a clumsy application of force. And concerning his bout with the Saiyan: Mario’s command over dimensional travel, his access to absolute invulnerability, and his self-refreshing life force render Goku’s quantifiable strength a tragic, irrelevant metric.
Mario indubitably beats Goku, and the mountains of the Mushroom Kingdom sleep safely, not because of Mario's constraints, but because of his superior calculation.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:49:18 AM
No.150961350
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>>150960562
Says the nigger who never made a work of art in his life
>Nobody is talking about Dante VS Clive
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:51:24 AM
No.150961382
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>
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:52:50 AM
No.150961402
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>>150961503
>>150961375
Why bother? We all know Dante wins.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:53:20 AM
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>>150961412
S&M. That's all that matters.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:53:27 AM
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>>150961086
Goku would kill JOBrio
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:53:48 AM
No.150961412
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:55:29 AM
No.150961433
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G, G, & G.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:56:03 AM
No.150961441
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Post Dante destroying a mountain :)
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:56:51 AM
No.150961455
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Mario > Sonic > Superman > Goku
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:56:55 AM
No.150961457
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>>150961375
Why bother? We all know Clive wins.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:59:20 AM
No.150961492
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>>150961537
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:59:47 AM
No.150961498
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>>150961473
The LORDS of these halls.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:59:59 AM
No.150961501
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KINGtos destroyed my thread general
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:00:06 AM
No.150961503
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>>150961402
Many are saying this.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:00:32 AM
No.150961508
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>>150961492
Meanwhile in canon...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:05:44 AM
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>>150961664
>>150961537
Sonic sisters why can't our hero do this?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:06:22 AM
No.150961599
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>>150961537
That sound effect has been bouncing around my empty head since I was a little boy
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:08:29 AM
No.150961629
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The two men stood face to face, both with very different beliefs. Kratos, the stoic and reserved Spartan warrior, known for his immense strength and fighting prowess; and Asura, the fiery and impulsive demigod with anger issues.
Kratos spoke first, his deep and authoritative voice cutting through the tense air, "You think your rage and anger are assets, that they make you stronger?"
"They make me alive," Asura snarled, eyes blazing like cracked coals. His fists trembled, wreathed in flickering crimson energy. "You sheathe your blade and whisper about control—but I feel! That’s power!"
Kratos didn’t flinch. He slowly unbuckled his vambraces, letting them clatter to the stone. “Then let us see,” he said, voice low as grinding stone, “if fire can burn without consuming the hand that holds it.”
Asura lunged—wild, furious arcs of flame tearing through the courtyard—but Kratos moved like winter: precise, inevitable. A sidestep here, a parry there—not with steel, but open palm and pressure point—until Asura overextended… and Kratos swept his legs with a single pivot.
“You fight to dominate,” Kratos said calmly as Asura spat blood onto cracked earth. “I fight to protect. One is strength forged in duty—the other? Just noise.” He extended no hand for aid—only a gaze heavy with truth: “Anger untempered doesn’t make you strong—it makes you blind.”
"You think you're better than me?" Asura growled. "You, with your talk of restraint and rules? At least I stand for something!"
"What do you think it is you stand for?" Kratos asked. "Yourself?"
Asura glared but didn't answer.
"There's more to being a man than taking what you want. There is duty."
As Asura glowered silently, Kratos stood and turned away.
"We must be better men," he said, striding across the training grounds. "You may despise my words—but they are true. To be a man is not to rule with wrath or violence, but protect and serve… Women speak. Men must listen!"
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:08:42 AM
No.150961636
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Mysterio is kinda weird. Sometimes, super senses are enough to get through his illusions. Other times, even Spidey with Spider Sense will get fooled. Not to mention Old Man Logan where Logan kills all the X-Men because of Mysterio even though Wolverine has really good feral senses.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:08:44 AM
No.150961637
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>>150961644
>>150961537
Post Sonic tanking getting flattened
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:09:28 AM
No.150961644
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>>150961658
>>150961637
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I.............. .. ....... ........ . .
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:10:12 AM
No.150961658
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>>150961644
>This is someone's hero
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:10:37 AM
No.150961664
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>>150961683
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:11:05 AM
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>>150961175
>Like how people stating "Yugi's cards are holograms",
That alone is fucking bullshit because we clearly see Kaiba summon blue eyes to knock Dartz' flying fortress out of the fucking sky. So I think duel monsters can just straight up kill people if told to, rather than take out their life points
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:11:41 AM
No.150961683
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>>150961664
FuWARK.... Tails is STRONG....!!