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>beats Simon the Digger, Simon the Chipmunk, Simon the Brit, and Simon the Belmont in a fight
>>150175602
>be Pennywise
>show up to dbg fight in true form, acting creepy as hard as I can
>opponent walks in
>SSSSSSSSSMOKIN’
>it’s The Mask
>green-faced cartoon lunatic wearing zoot suit
>w-well what can he even do
>Mask pulls out bike pump from his hat and stabs it into my face
>guffaws “BIIIIIIIGGER iiiss BETTER!”
>he jams on it and my true form inflates like a balloon, then pops
>I fall out in my clown form in white boxers
>"EXTRA EXTRA SMALL" printed on front, Maturin points and laughs at me
>try to use my omnipotent power, it's not going up
>Mask hands me a little blue pill
>"Take one of these, gets your balloon noodle up again, if ya know what I mean."
>I swallow it desperately and it blows up in my face. Covered in black soot and a red mouth, I look like a Minstrel show
>cue laugh track
>flailing, I try punching him
>he easily dodges by stretching his neck
>does a backflip over me
>WHOOHOO!
>when he lands Mask puts out his dark tower
>"You wouldn’t hurt your Daddy would ya?!"
>“GAN-SAMA??!!! R-R-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER, WH-WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM…”
>he rips them off, slaps me with them and they break
>"Ooh! I’ll take Insecure Manlet for $500, Jim!"
>screaming with tears running down my chubby face, I go super edgy and fuse with The Crimson King
>The Mask whips out a dialphone and calls in his elite superteam: the Looney Tunes
>Road Runner blitzes me
>Bugs Bunny pokes my Spider form in the eyes
>Daffy Duck dropkicks me into a black hole labeled “RELEVANCE”
>try one last attack
>“I'LL FEAST ON YOUR SOUL!!!”
>Mask pulls out my heart
>Too late “Dancing Clown”, we got the surgery done last night!
>Gan appears at his side and they make out in front of me
>I get a boner and scream in agony as my Omnipotent Power leaves me and I am sucked into the abyss
>later
>me sobbing in bottomless pit of irrelevance
>Mask moonwalks in front of camera playing the saxophone
>THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE
>be Pennywise
>show up to dbg fight in true form, acting creepy as hard as I can
>opponent walks in
>SSSSSSSSSMOKIN’
>it’s The Mask
>green-faced cartoon lunatic wearing zoot suit
>w-well what can he even do
>Mask pulls out bike pump from his hat and stabs it into my face
>guffaws “BIIIIIIIGGER iiiss BETTER!”
>he jams on it and my true form inflates like a balloon, then pops
>I fall out in my clown form in white boxers
>"EXTRA EXTRA SMALL" printed on front, Maturin points and laughs at me
>try to use my omnipotent power, it's not going up
>Mask hands me a little blue pill
>"Take one of these, gets your balloon noodle up again, if ya know what I mean."
>I swallow it desperately and it blows up in my face. Covered in black soot and a red mouth, I look like a Minstrel show
>cue laugh track
>flailing, I try punching him
>he easily dodges by stretching his neck
>does a backflip over me
>WHOOHOO!
>when he lands Mask puts out his dark tower
>"You wouldn’t hurt your Daddy would ya?!"
>“GAN-SAMA??!!! R-R-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER, WH-WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM…”
>he rips them off, slaps me with them and they break
>"Ooh! I’ll take Insecure Manlet for $500, Jim!"
>screaming with tears running down my chubby face, I go super edgy and fuse with The Crimson King
>The Mask whips out a dialphone and calls in his elite superteam: the Looney Tunes
>Road Runner blitzes me
>Bugs Bunny pokes my Spider form in the eyes
>Daffy Duck dropkicks me into a black hole labeled “RELEVANCE”
>try one last attack
>“I'LL FEAST ON YOUR SOUL!!!”
>Mask pulls out my heart
>Too late “Dancing Clown”, we got the surgery done last night!
>Gan appears at his side and they make out in front of me
>I get a boner and scream in agony as my Omnipotent Power leaves me and I am sucked into the abyss
>later
>me sobbing in bottomless pit of irrelevance
>Mask moonwalks in front of camera playing the saxophone
>THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE
>>150050130
Cuban Pete
Cuban Pete