Thread 150082821

Sonic's next win.

>>150082821 (OP)
Could your hero escape the cuck bubble?

Puny lizard? SMASHED
Ultima? SMASHED
Hopes of going 3-0? SMASHED
Doubters? SMASHED
Marvel's losing streak? SMASHED
Japan's winning streak? SMASHED
Trans nihilists? SMASHED
Mei Kamino's tender college age pussy? SMASHED

Post Ryu destroying Sonic.
You can't.
Sonic GAPES Ryu Hayabusa.

>>150082821 (OP)
>Sonic's next loss

Ryu vs Ryu NOW

Oh my god, every character I know from Touhou is lying dead on the ground and... wait.. who's that floating up in the sky? Is that a... hedgehog with grey fur?

Magic is not the same as technology btw.

Okay you stupid bastards. You think you can call characters cucks and get away with it? Let me show you what a real cuck looks like.
(Kaijin Fugeki. Character Name: Micaiah)

Magic is just technology we don't understand yet.

>>150082877
Everywhere i go i see you

Nobody can stop HIM

>A hush fell over the convention hall as a young fan, clutching a well-worn copy of Invincible #1, stepped up to the microphone. "Mr. Kirkman," he stammered, "I... I just have to ask. How do you maintain... that?" He gestured vaguely at the imposing figure on stage. Robert Kirkman, a man widely known for crafting worlds of profound gore and even profounder heart, settled back into his chair, which groaned ominously beneath his colossal weight. At a staggering six feet ten inches and an estimated four hundred pounds of pure, densely packed muscle, he was less a writer and more a sentient, cyclopean granite monolith, perpetually radiating an aura of intense creative pressure.
>Kirkman let out a low rumble, part chuckle, part tectonic shift. He adjusted his colossal frame, the chair groaning in protest. "All natural, I might add," he began, his voice a gravelly baritone that seemed to vibrate the very air. "People think it's some exotic protein shake, or a special weight bench. They're wrong. It's… work. Hard, relentless, soul-crushing work."
>He paused, letting the dramatic weight settle. "See, when you create worlds as unforgiving as The Walking Dead, as brutally powerful as Invincible, your body has to learn to house that kind of energy. Every character death, every betrayal, every impossible moral choice… I don't just write them, kid. I absorb them.
>Every time I write a character into an impossible corner, that's a rep. Every time I consider a truly gruesome death for someone beloved, that's a set. My diet? Pure, concentrated existential dread, harvested directly from the despair of my readers, with a healthy dose of raw plot twists for protein. The deadlines are my cardio, the fan theories are my resistance training, and the occasional cancellation rumor? That's my high-intensity interval training. You gotta live the brutal narrative, kid, if you want to be the brutal narrative." He flexed a bicep, a topographical map of muscle rippling beneath his sleeve.

>>150082867
Street Fighter Ryu loses after intense battle.
SCHIZObusa is just too much.

>>150082821 (OP)
>version of Sonic whose story ends with him getting cucked by a woman
Sonicfags, stop it. You are already dead.

>>150082851
No yeah, Sonic scalers are some of the craziest people around. They might legitimately try to kill someone if the blue blur loses to Goku.

If Sage could hack magical items, then why didn't she do exactly that in the Death Battle?

>>150082932
I just didn't expect one of them to actually get upset this much over nonsensical shitposting.

>>150082935
U-Um well...you see...

>>150082927
>Woman
Men cant be woman.

>>150082935
Sage never hacked magical items. Even City level Perfect chaos messed with the chaos emeralds more than her.

Sonic gapes Goku and Superman and Eggman gapes Bowser neg diff btw.

>>150082964
>Sonic gapes Goku and Superman and Eggman gapes Bowser neg diff btw.
on opposite day

>>150082945
Sorry I'm just waiting to get home on the bus. Thought it would be funny to stir the shit a bit. Kinda funny how quickly people flip out over Sonic. I just pulled all of that from some video I saw last night lol

>>150082952
There isn't any trying to be in that. Sonic getting cucked by women is not that uncommon in fact. The entire Archie reboot has Sally and Nicole being lesbians.

Okay, calm down. No one is gaping anyone, alright? Just be civil for once.
Don't post about cuckoldry.
Don't mention THAT WOMAN.
Don't pretend to be retarded.
Should be simple enough, no?

>>150082821 (OP)
Why Kasen, of all people?

>>150082853
...'s inferior, the Sonic verse, before Ryu oneshots him amidst laughter.

>Two video game characters.
And why is this thread on /co/?

>>150082991
Indeed let's talk about KINGtos like true scholars

>>150082994
KWAB!

>>150082994
KEKAROO

>>150082964
>Superman after killing Sonic by accident

>Sonic strained and panted heavily as he sat atop the toilet which had been his prison for hours. Sweat poured down his reddened face as he strained again to force the MASSIVE game he'd been holding onto out of his ass. He thought he'd felt pain before in his first fight against Giganto but the agony he felt now from his 20 inch dilated ass was indescribable.

>Gritting his teeth, he pushed with all his might, silently screaming, as he was lifted up off the floor by the monstrous, foul release. His sphincter tore open from its sheer size; exposing the small of his spine as his anus prolapsed and a stream of blood and organs rushed out from the bloody hole. A thin stream of cum jettisoned out from his tiny penis as his prostate was viciously assaulted.

>He sat there atop the 10 foot tower of shit, his vision and hearing fading as he heard the receding, horrified screams of Amy and Tails who'd come to investigate the noise and smell and saw him atop the shit-pillar; his blood and organs draped across it like a christmas tree. But Sonic could only breathe one last sigh of relief as all went dark. He'd done it. He'd finally done it. He finally made it to heaven.

>A few minutes later, Amy and Tails both moved on from this seemingly huge loss, and went on to make love to each other that night.

>>150082991
>Don't mention THAT WOMAN
You mean MaKEK Albarn, the KEKQUEEN of /dbg/?

>>150082986
No the "woman" you are referring to is a They/Them tranny man trying to look like a girl. Its gross and its gross the writer forced Amy to be with such a creature.

>>150082994
Mmm, roasted hedgehog for dinner...

>>150083001
>Sonic the Hedgehog is the titular main protagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog comic series and its spin-offs published by Archie Comics.
Huh?

>”You ready to fight, Ruby?”
>”Sure, just give me one hour of preptime”
>”Okay…”
*sprints into Evernight*
>”SALEM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LEMME BORROW THE RELIC OF CREATION FOR A FEE HOURS OUR DEATH BATTLE W/L RECORD IS AT STAKE!”
>”Fine, little one. But don’t take long.”
*jumps to the DC universe*
>”DOCTOR FATE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ASK DOCTOR STRANGE TO OPEN A PORTAL FOR ME MY DEATH BATTLE W/L RECORD IS AT STAKE!”
>”Fine, young lady. But make haste.”
*jumps to the Marvel universe*
*sprints to the Baxter Building*
>”REED PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LEMME BORROW THESE SCHEMATICS FOR A FEW HOURS MY DEATH BATTLE W/L RECORD IS AT STAKE!”
>”Since you asked so nicely, here, take them- wait, what the fuck is Death Ba- huh? Where’d she go?”
*back in the RWBYverse*
>“Alright Maka, let’s do this.”
*High caliber huntress! Evil will fl-*
>”ZA WARUDO!”
*time stops*
>”AMBROSIUS, I’VE COME TO BARGAIN! FORGE ME THE ULTIMATE NULLIFIER AS SHOWN IN THESE BLUEPRINTS!”

>>150083017
Why you little

CHADbusa WON

>>150082994
>this made SHITnicfags cry, piss and shit their pants in rage
Kek.

Sage? cute
Sonic? ugly
therefore Sonic is a weak ass bitch

>>150082994
KINGrio

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150083019
>Sonic gets cucked by trannies
Will Sonicfags ever stop losing?

>>150082877
Maka literally stares all blushed as her boyfriend touches a cat lrping as big booby women.

>>150083001
Fleetway Sonic is /co/. Death Battle is /co/.

>>150083034
You got that right, Billy.

>>150082877
kek
based anon
show these frauds, show them

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150082927
Isn't this a fan continuation?

>>150083004
Of course. Here we go! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!

>>150083047
>Sonic nutting to Goku and DC's verses gaping Amy and Sally in front of him

>>150082867
Streetyu loses even with his crossover scaling

>>150082821 (OP)
CHADlot solos

>>150082994
KEKnicxisters…

>>150083073
The writer of the original comic worked on this issue and said this was how he wanted to end it.

>>150083029
>>150083058
Sonic is a video game character, first and foremost.
>M-Muh honorary /co/!!
No such thing.

Name one Sonic win that wasn't given to them out of pity by Death Battle.

>>150083082
CHADabusa will spare Streetyu out of kino respect

>>150082981
Are you saying you're the anon that was having the rant? And that it was just advanced bants?
Or that you're the one that pushed the Sonischizo's buttons?

>>150083097
>Archie Sonic isn't /co/

SHITnic solos PISSku

>>150083075
That rock is stronger than the outerversal bush that cucked Simon btw.

>>150083121
Does he beat deku tho?

>>150083075
That would kill Sonic btw.

>>150083019
https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Tekno_the_Canary
Are you the stupid?

CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150082821 (OP)
STC is the potential man of Sonic, his best feat is LITERALLY a delusion, most of his powers are what-if fanfiction. Kasen vs Sonic is Optimus vs Gundam tier seal clubbing.
>>150083097
>first and foremost
Doesn't matter, the version used in this matchup and the thumbnail is from Fleetway Comics. It's a comic so it's /co/.

Post the theme songs of Death Battle winners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4zwIGF0mFQ

>>150083034
>fucks CIA secret agent
>fucks some other chick
>and a brown one too, probably to complete the set
>maybe fucks Nyotengu
>has Ayane running around doing errands FOR FREE
>can turn into a falcon (never elaborates on that)
>runs an antique shop just for funsies
He's certainly doing something akin to winning

>>150083143
>British Sonic

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna post feats, shut the fuck up about muh moon level scaling and just let me post faggots

Sonic is the fastest cuck alive. He makes sure another BVLL arrives as quickly as possible after the last one leaves and doesn't discriminate. Those BVLLS can be man, woman, or troon as long as they DESTROY Amy and Sally's wombs.

>>150083152
>strongest stylish action game protagonist
>the happiest too

>>150083148
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ZRiMcdGhqE&pp=ygUDMTBz

>>150083029
>>150083058
>>150083117
>>150083147
What about the Touhou character? Is there any Touhou /co/ with her in it? No. So why is it here?

>>150083164
Sonic actuslly said this in Shadow the Hedgehog. Shit traumatized me forever. https://youtube.com/watch?v=LkUu7oePZeE&pp=ygUmU29uaWMgc2F5cyBkYW1lIGluIFNoYWRvdyB0aGUgSGVkZ2Vob2c%3D

>>150083190
Zly was so much cooler than MUTTly

WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET.
JUST A GUY WHO LOVES KEKOLDING
I'M KEKNIC
KEKNIC THE HEDGEHOG!

>>150083166
>This is a feat.
Yami Yugi does this with a yoyo.

>>150083207
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZGOKeoJYYDY&pp=ygUVU2h1dCB1cCBkcm93bmlnbiBwb29s

>>150083197
And what about all of the Pokemon anime and Goku posting in the thread? That isn't /co/ either.

>>150083186
this trvke proves power is kino

>>150082821 (OP)
Kill yourself, Kirbonic Pikmin

>>150083148
https://youtu.be/gfV_Doo9UHU
https://youtu.be/Zd4b-PnJaJo

>>150083234
>Pokemon anime
We know a match is coming this season so it gets a pass tho, at least for now

Kill.Shitnic

>>150083148
https://youtu.be/IRFom8SvKXI

>>150083101
Funnily enough, Ryu is highly unlikely to spare someone if he fights them to the death or is on a mission, respect or no. He's surprisingly cold in that regard.
In fact, he chastised both Hayate and Kasumi for prioritising feelings over objectives, which is something shameful for a true ninja.

>>150083187
Best feat thus far and It's sand level.

>>150083270
Yes but I think he'll elect to out punch Ryu and he's more merciful those times

>>150083209
>only using Geoffrey
>Knuckles was with Sally since childhood
>there's a timeline where Shadow marries Sally
>Anti-Antoine almost married Sally
>Archie reboot is full of lesbian pandering between Sally and Nicole
You have so much more KEK material to use, anon.

YUGIFAGS
ASHFAGS
You are all forbidden from posting until you can do the following
>post FEATS. No statements, no chainscaling, only canon
>post your hero destroying something larger than a small home
>post hero hero tanking a blast that would destroy a small home

who should fight the Greatest American Hero?

With every source available to me… the card game, the anime and manga, Konami tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE YUGI DESTROYING A BUILDING, MUCH LESS A UNIVERSE! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that YUGI, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he will be given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER TRAINER but also the BETTER KING OF GAMES who can DESTROY MOUNTAINS and CITIES. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a building, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!

Ratchet is cool

Genuinely how the heck do people rank any Godzilla above Ultima in terms of powerscaling?

>>150083291
You forgot countless others that stole sonic's girl and fucked sally like Monkey khan.

>>150083320
So true Jak

>>150083084
>Seven Deadly Pedos
BEGONE.

>>150083197
Because it's a death battle matchup featuring a comic book character, death battle is western animation, and this is a containment thread. Anything else?

>>150083347
>Pedos
Proofs?

>>150083339
I was only giving a few examples. Sally wanted Savage Dragon in a crossover too.

>>150083344
>Doesn't even have cloud dispersion

>>150083357
LEAVE THIS FUCKING BOARD NOOOOW
YOUR FUCKING THREAD TAKES SPACE IN THE CATALOG THAT COULD BE USED FOR MORE GOONER THREADS AND RAGEBAITING ABOUT MARVEL AND DC! I FUCKING NEED TO GOON TO MY CARTOON UNDERAGE GIRLS!

>>150083360
Literally every single couple in it has a 100+ year age gap.

>Ban married a fairy that literally looks like a 12 year old
>King groomed Diane
>Meliodas groomed the princess
>Escanor was in love with Merlin who's true form is a literal child

>>150083360
the manga :)

>>150083371
>Wood level
Ash bros this isn't the win you think it is

>>150083372
That's reserved for 10000 Arceuses

>>150083255
>>150083097

>>150083386
Jesus Christ that isn't even funny

>>150083372
It did however reach that distance while the Yugi shit I've seen is happens at that latitude

Post Arceus.

>>150083386
Sounds like my kind of show.

>>150083372
OwO

>>150083418
Wow Ash is gator tier....Yugi has never done anything this impressive before.

>>150083357
It's a death battle featuring two video game characters. Sonic is a video game character, just because he has a comic doesn't make him a comic book character. And what about Kasen? That's just Touhou, not even a /co/ adaptation, so fuck off.

>>150083386
Isn't she stuck in her big booba form?

>>150083418
>touches gators
>refuses to touch girls
Ashbros...

>>150083148
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_SnyXfvCCGo&pp=ygUBRg%3D%3D

>>150083456
Hal.......

>>150083424
>>150083424
here's under here somewhere

>>150083386
For Ban, you can at least make the argument about petite women and Elaine being based on western fairies that mostly look young. You can't help the others. The character he posted also gets groomed by his aunt figure.

>>150083451
>just because he has a comic doesn't make him a comic book character
Just because he has a videogame doesn't make him a videogame character
Frick the h*ck off, dude.

https://youtu.be/Y5D2i52R2Bg
>300 mile long monster killed effortlessly
>separated clouds hundreds of miles a part
Post any Pokemon doing this.

>virtualshit
Kek, I guess Kirito is universe buster

>>150082994
They had to nerf sonic because if they gave both contestants everything Sonic would have won

>>150083468
Shouldn't it be called lightning bolt? Thunder is just the sound. Guess it sounds cooler?

>>150083418
>is happens
breh
>at that latitude
because hologram technology has a range. virtual world is the exception in the anime for obvious reasons
by DSoD, Kaiba can summon a dragon from outer space. BEWD can do this in ancient egypt

If you could give one franchise a pity win. Which would it be?

>>150083469
Arceusbros......

>Character treats their story as fiction
>Instantly gets elevate to Outerversal+++++++++
Maybe the original verse is simply below 11-B, huh?!

>>150083541
>original verse is simply below 11-B
>UMINEKOUMINEKOUMINEKO

>>150083541
Uminekobros... Dr. Nanjo still GAPES Sonic and his entire verse.

KRATOS

Pokesisies. Post a mon this big. You have thousands of them at this point. Do it NOW.

>>150083556
…IS BI!

>>150083556
K. Rat os

>>150083556
Can we ever be better men like him, bros? I don't want to be a monster any longer.

>>150083497
>virtualshit
that's Duel Links. Holograms are not virtual.
anyway, Yami Yugi can make them fully real with magic

>>150083541
Umineko... The only verse sonic isn't weaker than.....

>>150083514
>>150083187
You literally have a feat reaching that high

>SHITnic melty ends and IMMEDIATELY Yugispic starts spamming
Curious

>>150083578
Actually RATnic manages to outweak Umineko so conclusively nothing's weaker than Sonic the Hedgehog

In the Japanese version of Sonic Forces Eggman states the Phantom Ruby Death Egg Robot was trillions of times more powerful that the time eater.

>>150083541
>Gets elevate
ESLneko...

>>150083558
Eternamax Eternatus.

>>150083593
>Yugispic starts spamming
Yugispic? Don't you mean Ashspic?

>>150083578
Rosa would accidentally kill Sonic with her Maria backslap.

The monster they're absolutely demolishing is 300 miles btw. Post the biggest Pokemon. Post its strongest destruction power. I think the most you pokesissies have posted is wall level at best.

>>150083578
No, even Umineko is better than RATnic

>>150083628
Yugibro's filenames are in spanish.

>>150083628
>>150083633
>Captura de pantalla

>>150083615
there's no way you are this illiterate

>>150083568
>I don't want to be a monster any longer
You need to get a wife and daughter and kill them. Only then can you be BETTER.

>>150083615
ESLnicbros...

>>150083618
>65ft tall
ENTER

KIIIIIIIINGTOOOOSSSSS

>>150083615
How to look so far into it that you end up losing all context

Would be a shame if Eggman used his Eggman Roulette to swap jewels and items after intentionally losing them to Bowser to Eggman has all of Bowser and his own items. Sage then malfunctions Bowser's chance time and make him fail. Eggman ones hots Bowser and turns Bowser's army into robots.

GUYS, LOOK OUT. KINGTOS FARTED A LITTLE TOO LOUD AND ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED SONIC'S ENTIRE VERSE. FURRY GUTS ARE EVERYWHERE.

>>150083643
lmao i thought pokemon was the hispanic coded one

>>150083642
>>150083643
SHITnic melty is not in spanish.

BLUE TEARS
A STREAM OF COPE
RATNIC THE PISSHOG

>Brap fetish out of NOWHERE
SHARTosbros...

>>150082935
Because Death Battle is shit? Do you guys seriously use Death Battle as a source? Didn't you learn anything from Kratos vs Asura?

>>150083615
>Robotnik has the power to reflect any attack at 1 TRILLION times power
I kneel...

>>150083665
I don't think this would have won Eggman the match

>>150083686
why not both?
the melty stopped when those two started replying to each other

>>150082964
what causes this level of irony-poisoned shitpost cope?

Name one (1) Mario vs Sonic franchise match up where Sonic wins

>>150083715
>GvS
Gape vs Stretch?

>>150083703
...on the face of anyone stupid enough to think that.

>>150083722
Sonic vs Goomba
BOOM

>>150083541
>Umineko out of nowhere

Bowser vs Eggman was only an army battle because Eggman would get shitstomped in an actual base to base fight without MacGuffins or prep time. Even if Eggman had won, Bowser would have taken the moral victory.

>>150083386
This is why that anime deserves only one fight, and that fight is Meliodas vs Jagganoth from K6BD

>>150083541
>>150083748
isn't that how Kabbalah works? three world emanation or something, each more real than the other

Homestuck is fodder 'imple as

>Asurafags still seething
They would be best friends with Sonicfags.

>>150082927
Sonic is literally king author, he’s the biggest cuck in history

>>150083310
>THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE YUGI DESTROYING A BUILDING
this also applies to Ash

>>150083386
Wasn't there something about Melioda's love interest being some divine being that reincarnates whenever she dies and she only gains her full memories and powers later in life?

>>150083747
>Goombas can use power ups
>Goombas are as fast as Mario
>Goombas can one shot Mario

>>150083754
>it took 9 seconds for the magic to reach Pikachu
no way, Yugi will blitz them.

>>150083781
Post Yugi destroying a wall

>>150082994
They had to nerf Mario because if they gave both contestants everything Mario would have obliterated Sonic even harder.

Makabros... Sonic is outcucking us. How do we remain the happiest cucks over him?

>>150083386
>Escanor is a pedophile
oh no no no no aurabros how do we cope?

Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh were fraud verses huh

>>150083802
>Still can't post Pikachu dispersing clouds
Fodder

>>150083541
>Umineko and DC out of NOWHERE

We will go home eventually

>>150083807
Pokemon has been shown to be fraudulent this entire time

>>150083148
I-I can't... my hero is a seal clubber....

Being a pedo is a good thing, actually

>>150083386
>Ban married a fairy that literally looks like a 12 year old
>King groomed Diane
>Meliodas groomed the princess
>Escanor was in love with Merlin who's true form in a literal child
HOLY YUMMY YUM YUM! SOUNDS LIKE THIS SERIES IS FOR ME!!!

Btw I'm only posting Pikachu stuff because we don't know Ash's team

>Umineko mentions constantly
>still no porn of Battler getting raped by Beatrice and Erika getting posted

>>150083822
Who is "we"? Where is "home"? "Where" are "we" now?

>Destroys Ash and his entire team with one spell card 10 seconds into the fight
>Ash sobs uncontrollably while he watches his Pokemon die one by one, some exploding, some of their guts falling out, some burning to death, some boiling alive, some being cut into pieces
>Ash's chest cut open, his guts fall out and he and Pikachu hopelessly try to put his organs back inside
>Ash and Pikachu burn so slowly and painfully they can't even cry or scream anymore and finally collapse turning into ash themselves (heh)
>Stray shots start to kill Ash's friends and family who were watching the match
>All of their souls get sent to the Shadow Realm to suffer for all of eternity
>Yugi looks up at the sky and smiles
>"Wow Ash...you truly were the very best......like no one ever was...."
I love respectful deaths

ENOUGH! Discuss BEASTS!

>>150083799
*launches monster*

>>150083834
Hal....go back to the police station and turn yourself in or GOD 10 will send you there by force.

>>150083660
KINGtos? KINGtos you say? Did you say KINGtos? He is here? Unbelievable... Hmm? You ask do I know of him? FOOL! No, of course I do not. Why would you ask such a stupid question? There is a select few I allow myself to remember. After all, I have been in the hands of many - kings and fools alike. My legend dates back to the 12th century after all. Do you know any kings? I've known several and felled just as many. Some may call it a past time of mine. I must admit it is quite relaxing. After many years of waiting in that cave I have begun to miss the feeling of held by the worthy. Do you have any hobbies? For me, it is cooking. I am very good at it. In fact I have written many a literary guide on the subject. Shall I read you an exercept from my culinary tales? Here are the steps to prepare a legendary dish. Step One: Slay a mighty beast - any will do. Step Two: Prepare the- FOOL! Did you think I would share the rest it's contents so freely? These are recipes of the highest order! Tell you what, I am a fair and generous sword; offer me 1000 of your most treasured items and I will consider it. Quickly now, you are to be my chef, are you not? Surely you did not expect I would do my own cooking did you? Do I look like a chef? Look at my headgear, does this resemble a chef's hat in the slightest? It is essential in the kitchen to wear a chef's hat. A man's choice of headgear is an indication of his status you know. It is why I wear mine in such a way. You've noticed yes? The way it draws the ever wandering eye? A visual reminder of magnificence, stretching to the heavens with impunity. There exists an old idiom on the subject... "the taller the chef's hat, the greater the chef he is..." FOOL! Who said I was a chef?!

>>150083838
no one here actually knows the name or personality of a single character in Umineko
and for good reason

>>150083848
Eggmanbros... why are we the weakest fat old men? Even other fat old men gape our verse.

>>150083840
Get out legal hell

>>150083832
>>150083834
>Being a pedo is a good thing, actually
:)

>>150083848
Loses to Ratchet

>>150083837
My bet is Ash's final team, any final evolution mon and the 30 Tauros. Might see the small fry but probably in the background fighting Kuriboh or something.
We didn't see every Gurren Lagann Form, We didn't see Joker go through that many Personas.

>>150083862
>Attacks that Steel tanked.

Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS?!

>>150083853
The series is unironically prime femdom material. Battler gets tossed around, bullied, and dominated both mentally and sexually by women all the time.

What stats did Joker and Giorno get

>>150083860
More philosophical than legal. I want to deduce the true nature of your statement at its most fundamental levels.

FreddyCHADS... OUR HERO is getting closer and closer to actually breaking a METAL door...
https://youtu.be/bnhx5Sn0z-c?si=rkG5qCqIPwI4Wc5G&t=15

>>150083852
Excalibur was TEACHING us about being a chef...

>>150083885
Sounds like cringe, we are maledomGODS here

>>150083902
maledom x malesub

>>150082850
>HULK GETTING THE WIN HIMSELF? BANNER'D

>>150083890
FNAF gets worse and worse the more exposure it has. I just hope Scott's still gettin' that bag.

>>150083909
Maledom and Femsub

>>150083852
Who actually wants to see MaKEK stomp Ruby for not cucking her with Soul? Can we get this chad in a battle instead?

>>150083883
He clearly lost to Bruce, not Hulk.

>>150083902
>>150083922
this

>>150083889
To 2020 /dbs/

>>150083911
Can't say I disagree, at this point I'm just glad the man is still making bank out of it

Spinel, Elastigirl, MCU Mr. Fantastic, Captain Jack Sparrow, Blackbeard (Real Life), Dhalsim, Noby Noby Boy... I'm ready whenever you are

>>150083853
I read the entire visual novel, it was the biggest waste of time of my life. It's literally 100+ hours of schizophrenia, literally. The plot twist is that everything you read except the end is just bullshit written by other characters to cope with what really happened.

>>150083909
that's just yaoi

>>150083928
who is he for

>>150083936
>2020
ToP was peak everything after was a deluge of schizo shit

>>150083902
Hayabusa the STRONGEST agrees

Ash's team in the animation will be Pikachu, SHILLzard, Greninja, Sceptile, Gengar, Solgaleo and a bunch of Tauros.

>>150083947
LUFFY NO EVERYONE YOU MENTIONED IS GONNA USE YOU AS A CONDOM! DHALSIM'S NOT EVEN BLACK LIKE BVLLSOP GET OUT OF THERE LUFFY!

>Galactus thinks the (nerfed) Marvel Ultraman is his equal
>Marvel Ultraman is based on the first and probably weakest Ultraman
>There's a literal planet of stronger and stronger ultra aliens
How far does Galactus make it in the Ultra Warrior Gauntlet?

GOKU YOU BETTER BE READY TO SHARE THAT 0-3 SPOT
SORRY HULK ONLY REAL CHAMPIONS CAN EARN THIS TITLE

Fandom and fansub are my preferred, DESU

All these Pikachu feats are not crazy impressive but it's wild that nobody has posted a single Yugi feat.

>>150083989
Why didn't she just tell him to jump?

>>150083947
Shut up SHITffy

>>150083947
Luffy will never get a match because One Piece will never end and Death Battle won't want to make the One Piece Horde upset if he loses.

>>150083952
The unorthodox use of moves reminds me: Does the speed stat even *matter* in the anime? In the games, it's fucking everything. Pikaman should be able to speedblitz just about anything given how much time it's had to grow and master its power, like the light ball wouldn't even be necessary with how much power it's accumulated and demonstrated. Not to mention its movelist is far beyond was originally anticipated of it when Oak first gave that rat away.
>>150083947
>>150084010
This, that kind of "matchup before the series ends" humiliation ritual was saved for Hulk vs Broly lmao

>>150083995
Yugi is a hax chad, it's Spawn vs Ghost Rider Redux

>>150083852
Based excalibur poster

>>150083956
He already killed Raiden

>>150083995
>a single Yugi feat
Don't you mean monster feat? Why are you comparing Pikachu to Yugi?

>>150083995
look in the archive they've been posted in countless threads since before Miles vs Deku even aired
this general is already 90% ritual reposts a it is

>>150083995
Hey I'm just posting random shit not because I think they're multiverse busters but because they're FEATS that you CAN ACTUALLY SEE

I'm fucking done with statements, I'd do the same shit with Naruto if needed

>>150083989
Girl name?

>>150084010
Why are people still reading One Piece? It's impossible for it to have a satisfying ending anymore. Comics are longer, but at least comics aren't meant to build up to an ending. Other shonen get sequels, but at least have endings you can drop them at before their sequels. 1120 chapters of a single story meant to end without an end is painful.

Who are they looking at, bros?

>>150083947
Luffy fodderizes all these stretchy jobbers.

>>150084046
this. plus with magic any attack shown in any duel becomes 100% real

>>150084055
Goku's cock

>>150084037
Because Yugi will cuck Ash by fucking his rat and we need to know if he has the ap to tear his asshole

>>150084037
because he's basically admitting Ash has nothing on his own to bring to the table besides his tactics and friendship (something that Yugi also has in abundance)

Post METEORceus

>>150084019
>Does the speed stat even *matter* in the anime?
Kinda? In the games is mostly to dodge attacks since their moves aren't faster though I think they're changing that for the new Champions game

>>150084053
sunk cost fallacy and begging.
I'm not joking, Oda went ahead and told to the possible new readers to skip more than half the manga.

>>150084053
GODA IS COOKING! GODA'S WORLDBUILDING IS SO FUCKING GOOD, OMG IT'S SO FUNNY THAT THE OLD GEN ARE ALL SIMPING RETARDS MAN GODA'S STILL GOT IT! I CAN'T WAIT TO READ NOTHING HAPPENING AND LUFFY DOES THE EYEPOPPING GAG NEXT WEEK (after the break of course)

>>150083972
Based on this comic? He might be able to take a win off the showa Era Ultras but does to early Heisei era Ultras anything further and he gets beaten if an OG expy is his equal

I too hate Wan Piss

Why didn’t Hal just simply groom Ben over discord?

>>150084111
Kyle is his parole officer

>>150084055
Rating how durable Superman's cock is compared to Goku's shitty one that would get disintegrated by a single kryptonian after one movement.

>>150084114
FOOL
a fodder human like lois can tank superman's penis thus goku stomps

>>150084114
Could Superman's urethra contain a mini black hole?

>>150084111
Ben is 18+, Hal can sense it

>>150084138
He could TRY

>>150084140
He is 16 at most

>>150084099
I was thinking King would give him an asswhoopin.

>>150083831
It's ok, Optimus is based

Paul won

>>150084098
>Breaks are bad
>I NEED MY INSTANT SATISFACTION NOW
Gen a-sama...

>>150084152
16 OUT OF 10!

>>150084152
Huh? I swear I remember this nigga being older in omniverse. That's still too old for Hal anyway

>>150084055
Grandpa Max

>>150083890
>actually breaking a METAL door
Freddy Fazbear vs Tenshinhan. Who wins?

>>150084134
Superman has proper control for Lois (to extreme extents even from comic history) while Goku accidentally throws his girl into skies and into trees. Goku the clumsy tard gets stomped.

>>150084154
Ooh good point

>>150084168
No

>>150084051
Bea.

I am a refugee from /dbs/. Give me a QRD how this place works.
>B-but muh sp-
Your MASTER COMMANDS you. Bark now my PUPS.

>>150084176
He is 10 in the original series, 15 by Alien Force, and in the middle of Omniverse they say his birthday is somewhat soon
So he could be 15 or 16

>>150084195
>Superman has proper control for Lois (to extreme extents even from comic history) while Goku accidentally throws his girl into skies and into trees. Goku the clumsy tard gets stomped.
Chichi needs less abusers in her life.

>>150084228
KINGTOOOOOOOS

>>150084228
you are weak, fight the sonic scalers

>>150084195
>Superman has proper control for Lois
oh my ejaculation control
hahahaha

Goku lose to Asura

>>150084228
it's basically like shipping

>>150084228
well you see, Kratos is the most powerful being in any medium, and the rest are just squabbling for 2nd place.
That is all.

>>150084228
>I am a refugee from /dbs/.
Getting your anus gaped by jannies for weeks on end must have felt painful. Now you come crawling to /dbg/ chads.

>>150084251
Goku is 5 dimensional and he is stronger than the author as a Great Ape during the optional prequel. KEKnic is probably building level o algo

>>150084172
breaks are bad when it still looks like dogshit and he needs to take a month because a week or 2 ain't enough

>>150084268
...the delusion of kratoscucks.

>>150084273
Jiren won

>>150084228
Serious answer: It works basically the same except you're not limited to dragon ball. Talk about the show death battle and its episodes or possible matchups. Kratos vs Asura, Simon vs Kyle and Hulk vs Godzilla, Goku vs Superman, Omni-Man vs Bardock, and others will be the most discussed matchups you'll see. You WILL argue who would win in a death battle by posting your character's feats or posting your opponent's character getting cucked or otherwise pathetically defeated.

>>150084228
When KINGtos speaks, you LISTEN, worm.

>>150084292
...a beating and gaping at Asura's hands.

>>150084300
...in the fanfiction my tio named Jose created with his small shaky brown hands.

>>150084300
So nice of BVLLsura to prep Jiren's asshole for Cucky Saitama's little penis! FeatCHAD looking out for the little guy!

>>150084229
So:
>Original
10 years old
>Alien Force
15 years old
>Ultimate Alien
15 years old
>Omniverse
15 possibly turning 16?
What the fuck? That's an insane timeline, ben went through all of that in like, a single year?

>>150084297
and more than that, you LEARN.

Just got back from my marathon.

I made it 30th place, bros.

>>150084318
...' if I was a kratosbitch things might be different, but thankfully I am not.

>Revisit /DBS/ after a long time
>Turns out the threads are dead as fuck
>Go through the archives and learn some posters migrated here
Was the death of Toriyama really that bad?

>>150084318
No one here knows what a tio is you tacomuncher

>>150084330
>I made it 30th place, bros
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150084075
DID SOMEONE SAY BESTIALITY KEKOLDRY?

>>150084330
Bleachverse...

>>150084322
Such is the life of a hero

>>150084274
To earn your keep you must take theirs

>Bleach out of nowhere
mindbroken

>>150084295
Are cuck fantasies encouraged?

>>150084161
Alright... I won't post The Touch though, he doesn't really deserve it in this context (plus I kinda like this one a bit more)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL6Yduik0xc

>>150084338
Daipa killed the threads

>>150084338
Toriyama died because of this place.

We warned you that Superman can step out of the comic if he wants, and so you shouldn't speak ill of him. Alan Moore warned you too. You didn't listen, and Toriyama paid the ultimate price

>>150084338
Both anime and manga are gone. There's no more juice because There's nothing else to talk about.

>>150084342
Dammit Maka, Soul's penis isn't lubricated enough yet! Get back to lubing him up, if Ruby gets her asshole torn Rooster Teeth won't forgive us!

>>150084338
It was the final nail in the coffin but it was already bad after Daipa and the hack. Not to mention the jannies are now DESTROYING the threads.

>>150084362
no but canon cuck scenes are. the more pathetic the better

>>150084338
>It's the OG Tienfag

>>150084228
You pick a character to obsesses over, then you start attaching shit to their name and everyone else's character names like "CHAD" and "KEK". Then you post cuck, gay and blacked fantasies until bump limit. Ocasionally you're ALLOWED to have a serious discussion. So essentially what you were doing in /dbs/, you'll feel right at home.
Oh and don't forget to spam "KINGtos" a few times here and there

>>150084228
>Bark
The Polar Bear who is now breeding Amy while KEKnic watches.

>>150084353
I see a planet level feat.

>>150084338
No you can probably blame it more on the legal stuff, it seems like it was being kicked down the road for a while and then Toriyana's death came when no one was prepared

>>150084338
Yzilma and e-faggotry killed the threads. People just went there to bully some anons

>>150084338
>and learn some posters migrated here
digusting...
"some" is unacceptable. we need everyone here

>>150084338
/dbs/ content well was so dry that TYBW reinvigorated the place because it had a trans character who for some reason got shipped with Bejita
and that was what feels like years ago, before Daima and Toriyama dying

>>150083852
Excalibur-sama!!!

>>150084362
Yes, even better if they're cuck realities supported by canon material. Example: Kyle Rayner from DC Comics.

Isn't this pretty much the GoW fan-lore but actually canon? IIRC, this spurted out the 9 dimensional DMC incident. It's weird that Death Battle glossed over Bayonetta's cosmology. This is usually the type of geeky stuff they love to shove into our throats when they talk about DC or Marvel.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Comicgyal/The_Way_to_Paradise

>>150084378
>blacked
Funnily enough we don't do a lot of that here, not even Milesku had a lot of blackedposting. If anything futanariposting (similar brand of homosexuality) has become far more common.

>>150084338
>New anime sucked ass as it was GT 2.0
>No new manga arc
>Lot's of old posters left and the current ones clearly could not fill the shoes of the old gen
It was always meant to fall eventually.

Post Ash destroying 13 universes

>>150084390
>BleachGODS saving DBCHADS
Amazing
sad it was only temporal

I have won 3 times and lost 0 times

>>150083832
Kratosbro btw

>>150084374

>>150084378
Okay so basically like golden ages of /dbs/ without the drama and detective shit?
>>150084338
More or less this >>150084386 . We had one thread that was so bad (like animal gore and bestiality spam bad) that the jannies went full force on following threads. Now most people camp the archives and ERP or talk about drama there. Any meme or shitpost in the main thread is banned even if it's on topic.
No counter attack was ever launched because no one cared enough to retaliate. The vigor died a while ago.

>>150084395
It's not weird at all, Dante vs Bayonetta was a season 3 episode. Cosmology wank wasn't a thing back then, that started in Season 7 iirc.

>>150084414
You want me to talk about the time Ash won the Tournament of Power?

>>150084417
that's what she gets for being a homophobic bigot

>>150084374
Only Shitnic deserves this

>>150082876
Thank you holy shit

>>150084417
kek. based maka

>>150084114
>Goku: Boy I sure do love training to be the best I can be while protecting the Earth. I sure hope no one rapes me.
>Superman:

>>150084104
I've seen some of wanpiss and got a couple volumes into the manga, I've seen bits and pieces here and there thanks to Jump too, but it never stuck with me

>>150083947
>DUCKING Plastic Man

>>150084417
She's looking for her DC scaling in the trash btw

>>150084374
>>150084428
The bush GAPES Sonic and his entire verse.

>>150084066
>>150084114
>All of these girls are related to Kal
INCESTman…

Have you already come to terms with the fact that Omni-Man is going to go 3-0?

>>150084395
Still loses to the 'busa

Kakarot SPEEDBLITZED Superman so he didn't have time to pretend like Goku's punches hurt him (a canon thing Superman has shown he does)

Are there any Kratos cuck clips I can use to invalidate any Kratos post?

>>150084228
I don't get why this kind of pup/bitch/master roleplay is so prevalent on /pw/ and /dbs/. But I defy any and all authority, so it goes to figure that I'll never understand out of principle.

Who can I ask to move this bastard out of my parking spot!? Can anyone stop him!?

>>150084454
FUARK Eggman TRAPPED and BETRAYED Sonic in the KEK BUSH

>>150084218
Thanks

Does your HERO have a pegging suit, /dbg/?

>>150084460
Does he even have another match that isn't yet another Superman clone

>>150084475
No way. EggCHAD is stronger than Simon the Digger because he can control the KEK BUSH?

>>150084464
>But I defy any and all authority
Good
Embrace CHAOS

>>150084409
Well there was that one thread where people kept posting about dicks with "bbc" and "bwc" getting name dropped often, but still holds true

>>150084460
>SMURFman still trying to duck SuperCHAD

>>150084374
Cuckposting to piss people off can be funny at times, but this is just sad and pathetic.

>>150084463
Just post any scene from any NuGoW game unironically, it's all just anti-feats for KINGtos

How long can Asurafags cry about KINGtos?

>>150084463
Nope. I'm afraid that Kratos is the Better Man and therefore the manliest character in /dbg/

My HERO was NOT on the Epstein List, despite what the lying FUARKING media says

>>150084270
I like how /dbs/ basically bragged about owning the site and now they're quiet and whimpering, funny how nothing is safe from the passage of time

How long can Kratosfags cry about KINGsura?

>>150084498
FUAAAAARK! THE ICE CUBES IN MY FREEZER ARE SHAKING!

>>150084498
Thor victims

>>150084503
Forever, Kratos destroyed their minds for life

They'll be 100+ thanks to modern medicine and still be in the hospital ranting and yelling in their sleep that "KINGTOS" has come to torment them

Character for this occasion?

>>150084511
Except the halls here

>>150084460
Who will be his third victim?

KINGtos and CHADmon won.
>b-but muh rock and muh cuck bush
Cope.

>>150084510
Atreus… your father is Greek……

>>150084497
O-oh yeah! Yugi would just yell MIND CRUSH and kill Ash on the spot! Ignore the fact that isnt how MC works and it just kills the evil in someone!

>>150084512
>"King"
>lost and got taught how to be a Better Man

I lost...

>>150084497
Giovanni tanked that btw.

>>150084521
Unironically Ash Ketchum.

>>150084521
LORDnic SUBPLANETARYhogson

>>150083722
We already had Tails dunk on Luigi and Sonic beating Mario the first time.

>>150084525
This place has already gone several paradigm shifts. Your lack of knowledge of the past prevents you from seeing the future.

>>150084527
Kratos pushed the rock off of him.

Simon never got out of that bush or stopped worshipping his BVLL Kamina Sama

>>150084503
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
>>150084512
As soon as they stop getting asked about mountains.

>>150084536
>Ignores the True DLC ending where KINGsura BTFO’d KEKtos

>>150084547
Still stands better than dbs

>>150084511
It's like the fall of the colonial empires. Yes their direct influence is gone, but their culture is still thriving elsewhere outside their decadent homelands.

>>150084532
He kills the evil in Ash and makes him release all of his SLAVEmon.

>>150084527
KEKtos struggled with the rock, CHADmon surpassed the bush and became composite fiction’s BVLL

>>150084555
>the [FAKE] cope ending where he couldn't even hurt Kratos, as they declared KINGTOS the winner in all reality

Deku the THUG HUNTER.....he had it in him after all.......

>>150084419
Juubi...

>>150084557
Debatable.
>>150084567
Polnareff didn't deserve to become a turtle

Say it.

>>150084463
That one scene everybody uses where Kratos said what Faye did in her past was none of his business.

>>150084580
YABBA DABBA DOO!

>>150084555
GOLD!
>>150084573
Mold

Modern medicine will never find a cure for KDS (Kratos Derangement Syndrome) and SDS (Simon Derangement Syndrome).

>>150084580
KISSLESS

>>150084573
>>the [FAKE] cope ending
but enough about Death Battle's fanfiction in which Kratos is multiversal

>Kratos
>Ares
>Asura
ENTER

>>150084582
simon...

>My hero wins the Death Battle
canon!
>My hero loses the Death Battle
fanon!

>>150084582
>>150084588
>Ash out of NOWHERE

>>150084582
Maka...

>>150084591
>CHB
Chud Hunter Bvlly

>>150084580
Will he sweep with twin headed thunder dragon?

>>150084591
>Ares
jobbed to shota Percy
>Kratos
jobs to any version of Percy
>Asura
respects Percy for being a fellow FEATSchad.

>>150084589
Kids will look at this and say "woah! Immeasurable speed!"

>>150084593
Post the whole yabba dabba doo Simon pasta.

>>150084582
Kratos…

>>150084579
>Polnareff will never marry that brown cutie

>>150084555
CANON!
>>150084573
Fanon…

>>150084599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLwppndvzU

FALSE

>>150084591
Jackie Chan from Jackie Chan adventures?? Fuark

>>150084582
Kyle...

Simon won but KINGtos lost spiritually.

>>150084603
Would be too kino

>>150084606
Look at the background, retardbro... they're clearly outside of existence for a second there...

I actually thought the animation for Ruby vs. Maka was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Maka losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Ruby to take little damage. It also put Ruby in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Maka, and let Ruby show how far she had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as her. She wasn't just fighting Maka, she was TEACHING Maka. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Ruby would take the lessons she learned and help someone who was just like her.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Ruby come back from the dead and reunite with Yang, but it feels weird to have DC SMITE Nicktoons Blazblue Persona V-Tuber Ruby (in memory of Monty Oum) just stand there and take that slash.

I haven't read Maka's anime though (but after watching this fight I think I might read a TVTropes summarization of the plot!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big RWBY fan I thought they did Ruby justice and from what I saw they treated Maka with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

>>150084564
I definitely agree with you but not necessarily for the reasons I'd want to
It's like the worst habits of /dbs/ transferred over with none of the fun, /dbs/ was way more enjoyable when there was stupid bullshit tier lists including red shirt shaggy and gohan blanco and laughing about how much Toei sucked balls at making anime in the modern era. I hate the "SHITren gets MOGGED and BOGGED by GODly" dogshit that's just meant to be thinly-veiled flamewars benefiting nobody

ARES

DESTROY THESE DEGENERATES, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

>>150084582
Maka...

>>150084611
which one, Master?
The one where he thanks KINGtos for teaching him to deny reality and live in statement land forever, or the one where he thanks his BVLLS Kamina and the Anti Spiral for fucking Yoko and Nia?

Cuck porn is actually really hot and you should post more of it. Makasis btw.

>>150084591
Percy is for gutting Harry Potter

>>150084614
Polnareff basically becoming the main character of Stardust Crusaders wasn't even that bad I don't know why Araki had to shit all over the surviving members in parts 4-6

>>150084635
My BVLL is dead! He's gone! But his cum is on my back! And in my wife! HE LIVES ON AS A PART OF ME! If you're watch, prep him too! No matter who fucks Nia, I won't stop! Once they cum in her that means I've won! Just who the HELL do you think I am EXCEPT A HUGE KEK! I'm not my BVLL! I'm Simon! SIMON THE PREPPER! HISATSU! GIGA... YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

People seem to forget ehat Kratos also didn't kill Asura. Asura just lose because he couldn't kill Kratos. It's the same exact shit that happened to Chosen Undead. One of them gave up because it was unable to kill the other.

>>150084645
BenDAMN!

>>150084639
Thanking his BVLLS.

>>150084645
Halbros we better not let the BenGODS see this....

I'll be honest.

Most NTR content is shit unless it involves the cuck reacting. Most NTR shit is just the moe bitch and some other guy fucking, but no reaction from the cuck. Then what's the point of it being tagged as NTR? It's literally just vanilla with a tinge of a different color. Which why I prefer my NTR in character as close as possible, but if they're not in character then it's just a different character.

For example, I'd to see an NTR of Bejita fucking Chi-Chi. It would be so easy to have Goku act like a tard, and say "Woah, Bejita! You're giving Chi-Chi a good fight". But there's no drama in that, which is why most NTR tags with Goku is kinda hard due to his character, unless you're going out of character Goku. NTR with Goku in character is difficult unless you're thinking that the dub version of Goku is an entirely separated entity. Which is Chi-Chi getting NTR'd by Goku is more reasonable since we can see how likely Chi-Chi would react seeing her man being fucked by different woman, while maintaining Goku's character.

Good NTR choices in Dragon Ball: Kale, Bejita, Yamcha, and Krillin. Well most of these are generic NTR choices, they provide a good example on how NTR works. Examples like Krillin seeing 18 being fucked by Killa for the physical domination as well as BLACKED fetishses, or Bejita seeing Bulma fucked by Beerus for power dominance. 18 NTR porn is kinda hard to get into aside from physical appearance. I prefer NTR works that are as close to the characters in lore. 18 getting BLACKED or railed by anyone else doesn't seem in character going by the manga as well as the show's depictions (This is often conflicting due to Super's addition along with the show's depiction).

The only good way to do good 18 NTR porn is a slow burn of 90 pages before going into the sex scenes, so it seems more natural. Krillin meanwhile has to be in character watching 18 get railed by some other dude.


NTR is all about drama, without it, it's just vanilla.

>>150084645
Had to be saved by kyle in the latest issue btw

>>150084589
>>150084606
Kids will look at this and say "that was cool!"
autistic coming-of-age kids will look at this and say "wow I wanna fuck Milotic"

>>150084631
When Wiz and Boomstick brought out the RWBY cookbook I clapped and cried and even came a little. Ok, I came a lot.

And I'm done for the day, maybe when we learn about the team I'll post more

>>150083862
Is this shit supposed to be impressive?

>>150084636
*wife
Typo

>>150084631
>(but after watching this fight I think I might read a TVTropes summarization of the plot!)
First time I chuckles at this copypasta

>>150084621
BASED TASTE! Sabrina Carpenter is the future for building more amazing women! Us men need to be ready for them all. In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back. I LOVE you all, my fellow KINGtostransxis SCHOLARS!

>>150084661
Favorite character?

>>150084649
Simon... Nia died from the giga aids she got from all the Bvlls that you let fuck her raw and cum inside, why didn't you heal her...?

>>150084661
So TRVE Ginesis!

>/db/ unrelated copypasta out of nowhere
EXIT.

>>150084667
Maka…

>>150084670
No character in Umineko could do that

>>150084594
>yfw it's all fanon

>>150083947
>Ignoring plastic man
Seems like someone doesn't wish to die used as a condom in front of his crew

Enough NTR I just want to see art of Ruby titmogging Maka and humiliating her for having a flat chest

>>150084649
kek I remember when he yelled this, it was before he canonically let the tranny fuck him to cope with Yoko making a cuck out of him

>>150084685
Battler could after Erika is done pegging him and Beatrice is done shoving her fat cock in him.

>>150084669
Pikachu for obvious reasons
Charizard because KANTOOOO
Greninja because it's synonymous with Ash
Sceptile because it fought Darkrai and to complete the fire/water/grass starter trio
Gengar because it's Ash's only source of hax
Solgaleo for legendary scaling

>>150084647
Personally I do not view anything outside of the three parts as canon.

>>150084691
There is absolutely nothing wrong with not having tits.

>>150084702
HEROES!!!
… and Jotaro the Kenshiro victim is there too I guess.

>>150084670
Want me to say it was FTL or something? Or that it was actually destroying twelve dimensions?

>>150084631
Where did this pasta come from? Is it from another battle board? Is it spammed all the time there?

>>150084691
The titmogging only works if Ruby is giving Soul paizuri while Maka fingers herself while watching it. It's canon that way.

>>150084714
It's a comment from Kratos vs Asura I think, just edited to fit anything else.

>>150084711
FLATka…

I have ENGOURGED myself on all the DELICACIES I could afford. Yet I still find my stomach feeling a bit vacant. How should I alleviate this predicament?

>>150084714
It's an unironic reddit post defending Kratos vs Asura turned into a copypasta.

I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.

I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

>>150084711
Yes there is shut up Maka
>>150084716
What if Ruby is pressing her tits against Maka's chest to compare them?

>>150084712
>Bragging abot beating a 17 year old

>>150084649
CAAAAANOOOOOOOOOONNNN

/dbs/ is dead

>>150084714
It originated from an unironic post from Reddit praising Krasura which was spammed as a pasta and turned into a thing here.

>>150084727
Maka just wants to watch.

>>150084685
A character in Umineko would daydream themselves doing that and then the fans would powerscale it as yet another immeasurable speed boundless feat for the Umineko verse

>>150084713
>Or that it was actually destroying twelve dimensions?
You are saying that as if Super Polymerization wasn't affecting twelve dimensions. The episode is up in youtube. Watch it.

>>150084715
Fucking kek.

>>150084721
>>150084725
Why did Kratos vs Asura create all the worst memes?

>>150084702
I like Part 4 too, it's a good continuation of the timeline and keeps a consistent tone.

Next OP should be Simon and the cuck bush

>>150084742
Uminekosisters.....

>>150084732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_mWDoZbz2Y
All empires fall.
Man...

>>150084747
Because they fumbled it completely

>KRATOS KRATOS ASURA SIMON
This was supposed to be the Hulk victory lap damn it why are you retards just parroting old shit

>>150084742
Where's the femdom?

>>150084747
the creativity of this place is dead, only a few actually funny anons are present and they usually don't copy paste shit in every thread

Ihave no idea who a Kratos or Asura are btw. I just parrot what everyone else is saying.
Uhh anyway KINGtos GAPED KEKsura.

I KNEEL...

I SQUEAL...

MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL...

>>150084772
List the funny ones

>>150084775
Kratos…

>>150084775
Warrior-Z…

Asurabros... I jobbed again by stubbing my toe.

>>150084729
NTA but Ken is hovering around the age of 20 at the start of the manga, I think it's only post time skip he'd definitely be a 5 years older.

I HATE MISTY FROM POKEMON

>>150084770
The cuck bush would MOG Hulk btw.

>>150084747
>featsman vs one of the most wanked lore merchants in all of battleboarding makes the matchup itself a shitpost mine
>1% lowballed Kratos beating wanked Asura
>one of the longest and shittiest animations
>kratos preaching to an actual morally good character throughout the fight
>asura portrayed as a raging retard baby
>wiz unironically saying that just because Kratos has never done something doesn't mean he can't
It's like it was MADE to be a meme.

>>150084775
Kylebro...

Next thread is the cuck thread?

>>150084749
I read Part 4 recently with the story time, it even made me a bit less angry about the Joseph cheating thing, the thing is that 3 just had a closed ending compared to the opening ending of 4. There is a lot of things to like about Part 4 but Koichi stealing Brokuyasu's screentime was very gay.

There's a lack of BBC in the thread

>>150084814
Why did Joseph do that

>>150084814
Koichi was still a real one, so it worked out.

>>150084747
You mean the BEST memes for the BEST fight of all time.

>>150084683
This post is the a better feat then most shounen

>>150084824
Araki really needed a new Joestar.
Jotaro was still a young guy and Joseph was still fit in his old age as seen in Part 3.

>>150084822
BWC won

>>150084822
Nat Geo thread

>>150084791
Yeah but Kenshiro probably has an absurd body count by the time the story starts
Jotaro is just a punk and didn't kill anyone that wasn't dead already

>>150084770
HULK
(screaming with babyish butthurt)
HULK… STRONGEST… THERE IS!

Kratos does not flinch. He does not rise to meet the tantrum. He merely breathes—measured, controlled. His flesh bears no wound. His eyes, steady and regal, watch the green snowflake with something approaching pity.

KRATOS
(quietly)
You scream as a child does. Loud enough to hide your fear.

Hulk charges, each footfall shaking the dirt like drums of war. But Kratos does not move. Instead, he stands, as if in prayer—or judgment.

With deliberate grace, he draws the Sword of Olympus, its glow a soft white—ancient, absolute.

Hulk lunges.

Kratos waits.

And when Hulk is but a breath away—
Kratos plunges the blade downward.

The sword pierces Hulk's chest like parchment, impaling him to the ground. The green yellow belly freezes mid-roar, pain, confusion and terror flashing across his face. His fists, once unstoppable, tremble uselessly in the air. Kratos kneels above, driving the blade deeper through, as Hulk whimpers in pain, begging unintelligently for mercy.

Kratos rises, steady and calm, leaving the blade in place with a slow, merciful strength.

KRATOS
(soft, solemn)
You are a monster no longer.

The glow of the Sword of Olympus pulses once. Then Hulk collapses, silently, eyes wide not in rage—but in awe at the mercy of Kratos.

Kratos withdraws the sword and looks skyward. A cold wind stirs around him, and the battlefield falls quiet.

Only stillness.

A King stands alone—unmoved, unshaken, inspiring a better world of better men.

>>150084781
AsuraBEASTS would tank that like FEATSura tanked being stabbed through a planet. I’m guessing you might be a Kratosbro considering you get hurt pretty easily like Kratos does against rocks.

>>150084775
Godzilla jobber...

>>150084838
Based!

>KINGtos
That "f***in' nobody" is Maka Albarn. She once was an associate of ours. They call her Cuck Queen.

>Ruby
Like Cucky Simon?

>KINGtos
Well Maka wasn't exactly like Cucky Simon. She was the one you sent to outcuck f***ing Cucky Simon.

>Ruby
[stunned] Oh.

>KINGtos
Maka is a cuckold of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw her blow up a mountain. A f***ing mountain. Then suddenly one day she asked to leave. It's over a BVLL, of course. So I made a deal with her. I gave her an impossible task. A level of cuckoldry no one could have pulled off. The bodies Soul raped that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my daughter, a few days after her bvll said she couldn't watch, you use DC scaling and try to scale to f***in' SMT.

>Ruby
KINGtos, I can make this right.

>KINGtos
Oh? How do you plan that?

>Ruby
By finishing what I started.

>KINGtos
[irritated, turning to Kyle Rayner] What the... did she hear a f***ing word I said?

>Ruby
[in Chainscaling] KINGtos, I can do this! Please!

>KINGtos
[pulls Ruby close, talks into her ear] Ruby! Ruby! Listen! Huh? Maka will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing. So *get the f*** out of my sight*!

>>150084838
trvke

>>150084747
well it's half >>150084758 and half >>150084772
wit is in fairly low supply. it's usually spam posts, and krasura is the perfect bait for constant shitposting because people are still willing to bite the bait just to call it out

>>150084851
Nope. My toe is broken as an Asurabro.

>>150084800
The last one is the funniest and would get you laughed at for even trying to use it in a serious discussion

I think Ash won this thread.

>>150084732
>>150084757
Good riddance.

>>150084875
...in the cuckold contest.

>>150084842
It’s painful looking at how slow this is even with 2x speed.