Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:37:57 AM
No.150205008
Simon saying “who the hell do you think I am” or “row row fight da power!!!” out loud in class and trying to go super saiyan
everyone in class pointing and laughing out loud at him, Simon seething in anger telling himself they’re just jealous of how unique he is
starts imagining world where they all cheer for Simon telling him how inspirational and wise he is for only doing his own thing like a badass (but in reality is just Kamina’s slave, worshipper and bitchboy)
Chaddy Kittan walks over and takes his switch and dangles it above where he can reach, since Simon is a manlet
Simon acts smug about the confrontation and naruto-runs at him with a shonen grin, thinking this is gonna instantly beat the shit out of Chaddy Kittan because it’s what he saw in the anime with spiral power
Chaddy Kittan punches him once and breaks Simon’s nose, Simon is wee weeing in pain on the ground like a pig
this doesn’t make sense. Simon didn’t work a day in his life but neither did that guy in the shonen. He just yelled a lot and smugly used 30% of his power then got a new hair color and effortlessly beat the whole chud army, why doesn’t that work for Simon?
Kittan picks Simon’s skinnyfat asian manlet body up and deposits him in the nearest trashcan, then snaps the switch in half in front of him and tosses them in the trash too
Yoko and Nia hang off Kittan’s arm and ask if they can go on a date with him, he accepts
Kamina (Simon’s “big bro” for that is what he must call him or else) strolls over and tells Simon to do his homework and give him his lunch money or he won’t think Simon is cool. Then punches Simon and farts in his face. Simon laughs with him as Kamina saunters away with his gang of other “little bro” kissups
Simon gets out of the trashcan and wipes the trashcan juices from his eyes (he wasn’t crying, YOU were crying!) then cockily wipes his nose with a finger
“B-Believe in worshipping the big bro who cucks in me!”
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:58:05 PM
No.150076957
>WHAT in the WHOHAA?! Are you SHIKI TOHNO from the NASUVERSE?! What's that's you're going to KILL the CONCEPT of me in ONE ATTACK?! You're going to use your STREET LEVEL box cutter to STAB my DUURILLLUUU and INSTANTLY destroy IT and my MECH, NULLIFYING ALL my durability FEATS?! Even though you're BARELY SUPERHUMAN LEVEL and would DIE to my FAITHFUL WIFE NIA'S TITS, which RESISTS CONCEPT ERASURE?! Do you mean LITERALLY all you have is ONE, SINGLE HAX that requires you to ACTUALLY HIT something so I can just SPEEDBLITZ you with my IMMEASURABLE SPEED and turn you into a SPLAT on the CONCRETE before you can ATTACK?! Well YABBA DABBA DOOOON'T MIND IF I SOLO YOUR ENTIRE VERSE AND TAKE ALL THE WOMEN AS PART OF MY HAREM!!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:37:43 AM
No.150001043
BY THE FACE GOD! Big Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK YOKO TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn but not me?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Yoko in front of my glasses while I cry like a bitch in this bush?! ERASING all my spiral powers like what literally happened when I watched Big Bro Kamina the sandaled dudebro douchebag who i footworship fucking Yoko the love of my life and sexiest girl on earth. PROVING I am a cuck by nature because I CANONICALLY as a MAJOR PLOT POINT lost all my spiral powers when I rather let the BVLL steal the girl I love away from me than be a fucking man and tell him to go fuck himself? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DRILL BREAK!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:43:09 AM
No.149891903
>W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, KRATOS-SAN?! YOU'RE SAYING THAT MY BIG BRO KEKING ME FROM THE BUSHES ISN'T ACTUALLY REAL, AND IS JUST A STATEMENT BECAUSE MY ENTIRE REALITY IS JUST FICTION?! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THERE'S A SIMON WHO'S ONTOLOGICALLY HIGHER THAN ME, AND THAT HE LITERALLY WROTE IN KAMINA ANIKI FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF TAKING YOKO FROM ME IN ORDER TO SAVE HIS OWN FICTION REALITY? DID YOU JUST SAY THAT BECAUSE MY FICTIONAL REALITY IS JUST SOME MANGAKA'S INTERPRETATION OF WHAT MY REALITY ACTUALLY IS, THAT I AM NOT, IN FACT, A MASSIVE KEKHOLD AND CAN JUST SAY THAT YOKO-CHAN HAVING HOT LIP SEX WITH BIG BRO KAMINA IS A STATEMENT AND NOT VALID, SAVING MY DIGNITY?! LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... I CAN SIMPLY CHOOSE TO NOT BELIEVE THAT BIG BRO KAMINA-ANIKI TOOK YOKO'S HOT 14 YEAR OLD BODY AND JUST SAY THAT I'M AN ULTRA GIGA-CHAD WHO IS MARRIED TO BOTH YOKO AND NIA AT THE SAME TIME AND IT WOULD BE EQUALLY AS VALID?? WELL YABBA DABBA DON'T MIND IF I DO! I WON'T LET STREET SHITTING INDIANS CALL ME A KEKHOLD, AND NEITHER WILL YOU KRATOS-SAMA!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:26:19 AM
No.149842616
>W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, KRATOS-SAN?! YOU'RE SAYING THAT MY BIG BRO KEKING ME FROM THE BUSHES ISN'T ACTUALLY REAL, AND IS JUST A STATEMENT BECAUSE MY ENTIRE REALITY IS JUST FICTION?! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THERE'S A SIMON WHO'S ONTOLOGICALLY HIGHER THAN ME, AND THAT HE LITERALLY WROTE IN KAMINA ANIKI FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF TAKING YOKO FROM ME IN ORDER TO SAVE HIS OWN FICTION REALITY? DID YOU JUST SAY THAT BECAUSE MY FICTIONAL REALITY IS JUST SOME MANGAKA'S INTERPRETATION OF WHAT MY REALITY ACTUALLY IS, THAT I AM NOT, IN FACT, A MASSIVE KEKHOLD AND CAN JUST SAY THAT YOKO-CHAN HAVING HOT LIP SEX WITH BIG BRO KAMINA IS A STATEMENT AND NOT VALID, SAVING MY DIGNITY?! LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... I CAN SIMPLY CHOOSE TO NOT BELIEVE THAT BIG BRO KAMINA-ANIKI TOOK YOKO'S HOT 14 YEAR OLD BODY AND JUST SAY THAT I'M AN ULTRA GIGA-CHAD WHO IS MARRIED TO BOTH YOKO AND NIA AT THE SAME TIME AND IT WOULD BE EQUALLY AS VALID?? WELL YABBA DABBA DON'T MIND IF I DO! I WON'T LET STREET SHITTING INDIANS CALL ME A KEKHOLD, AND NEITHER WILL YOU KRATOS-SAMA!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:11:31 AM
No.149840809
>BY THE FACE GOD! Big Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK YOKO TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn but not me?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Yoko in front of my glasses while I cry like a bitch in this bush?! ERASING all my spiral powers like what literally happened when I watched Big Bro Kamina the sandaled dudebro douchebag who i footworship fucking Yoko the love of my life and sexiest girl on earth. PROVING I am a cuck by nature because I CANONICALLY as a MAJOR PLOT POINT lost all my spiral powers when I rather let the BVLL steal the girl I love away from me than be a fucking man and tell him to go fuck himself? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DRILL BREAK!
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:43:26 PM
No.149675381
>>149675329
BY THE FACE GOD! Big Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK YOKO TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn but not me?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Yoko in front of my glasses while I cry like a bitch in this bush?! ERASING all my spiral powers like what literally happened when I watched Big Bro Kamina the sandaled dudebro douchebag who i footworship fucking Yoko the love of my life and sexiest girl on earth. PROVING I am a cuck by nature because I CANONICALLY as a MAJOR PLOT POINT lost all my spiral powers when I rather let the BVLL steal the girl I love away from me than be a fucking man and tell him to go fuck himself? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DRILL BREAK!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:44:05 PM
No.149462407
>W-WHAT YOKO AND NIA DO WITH KYLE AND KAMINA IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS!!! I SHOULD MIND MY OWN AND GO BACK TO MY TRANS BOYFRIEND!!!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:31:28 AM
No.149400730
HOLY HECK... DID THAT GUY JUST THROW A GALAXY?! LIKE, AN ACTUAL, 3D GALAXY?!?! B-BUT I CAN ONLY THROW 2D PAPER GALAXIES! THAT'S NOT FAIR!! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO FIGHT SUPERCHAD AND STOP HIM FROM TONGUE-FUCKING YOKO AND NIA WHEN I CANT EVEN STOP THEM FROM WORSHIPPING KAMINA-ANIKI?!?! I AM SUCH A WORTHLESS, PATHETIC KEK...
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:41:18 PM
No.149379297
>>149379259
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK FELLOW Cuckbros WHAT DO WE NOW THAT WAS OUR ONLY COPE
