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Anonymous No.149399571 >>149399981
Death Battle
what are some good fights that use specific versions of a character
Anonymous No.149399586 >>149399625
HE'S GONNA GO
3 - 0!
Anonymous No.149399597 >>149399974
>game over at 4.3m views, surpassing every indie episode except bowser vs eggman
>solid state invincible at 1m views
>hell's angels at 1m views too
>spiral of emotion about to surpass will of the drill
Yates is drawing DIMES this season, what the fuck happened? I don't remember the music getting this much attention in previous seasons
Anonymous No.149399624 >>149399692
Ok fine! I admit it! I'm actually the weakest character in my series.
Anonymous No.149399625
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
>>149399586
ftfy
Anonymous No.149399692
>>149399624
No one FUCKING asked.
Anonymous No.149399701 >>149399733
A BATTLE FOR THE AGES
Anonymous No.149399727 >>149400045
Miles will win
Anonymous No.149399728 >>149399738
>Makes shounenbabs shid and piss themselves
Anonymous No.149399733 >>149399785
>>149399701
Don't you have some woody images to spam in your deltatroon threads? Go back there.
Anonymous No.149399738 >>149399775
>>149399728
>Shid
SARtherine
Anonymous No.149399753 >>149399794 >>149400019
Anonymous No.149399754 >>149400126
I grow bored of these jobbers. Post your supposed ""hero"" destroying a star. Surely he's at least capable of that much.
Anonymous No.149399775
>>149399738
Give him enough time and he'll try to wow us with "E=MC2+AI"
Anonymous No.149399785 >>149399796
>>149399733
shoves my woody in your ass
Anonymous No.149399794
>>149399753
That's not the updated version.
Anonymous No.149399796
>>149399785
>[HEADCANON]
I can find better fanfiction reading Krillin pastas.
Anonymous No.149399802 >>149399816
For me to actually concede something about cardinals you would have to actually put forth an argument that wasn't just incoherent nerd rage.
Anonymous No.149399816 >>149399864 >>149399879
>>149399802
I-I-I-I CAAAAAAN'T
Anonymous No.149399864
>>149399816
The core argument from them is that they get to the same number through countable infinities that they would through uncountable infinities.

So even if there were a quantity of 2 per every 1 they add up to the same thing even if the actual quantity in an uncountable infinity is larger.
When they jump from 1 to 2 you are volumetrical counting an infinite number of decimals, fractions, etc. Even if volumetrically it is still larger
To overcome this, all you have to say is that your verse doesn't work that way.
Anonymous No.149399879
>>149399816
>AI response
mathsfags can't even make their own arguments anymore.
Anonymous No.149399974
>>149399597
vocal tracks
Anonymous No.149399981 >>149400012
>>149399571 (OP)
This alone makes WoL vs Superman the one.
Anonymous No.149400012 >>149400136
>>149399981
>not better tomorrow
Um...this guy sounds problematic
Hope Supes bashes his fash
Anonymous No.149400019 >>149400024
>>149399753
Reminder SHITmonfags are Kratosfags and they beat some literal who.
Anonymous No.149400024 >>149400085 >>149400136
>>149400019
>DCope
Anonymous No.149400045
>>149399727
That is literally a saint seiya reference.
Him punching while the opponent flies behind the punch.
Anonymous No.149400073 >>149400115
Rocks? I flee from.
Mountains? I wish I could break them.
Animals? My superiors.
My lore? Nonsensical and worthless.
My feats? I leech them off others since my own suck otherwise.
My fans? Professional wankers, for fiction and real life.
My haters? Intellectuals who know me better than my fans or myself.
My name?
Anonymous No.149400085 >>149400136
>>149400024
Sorry it's the truth, SuperCHAD would've won and is more culturally relevant.
Anonymous No.149400105 >>149400148
>shot your average Simon vs Kylefag dead
fuck now they need Lex to not go 0-3
put him up against Kaiba or someone
Anonymous No.149400107 >>149400138 >>149400148 >>149400315 >>149400402 >>149400521
>Deku and Miles is such an obvious stomp battle that people still linger on Kratos/Asura and Simon/Kyle
Anonymous No.149400115
>>149400073
Kratos.
Anonymous No.149400117 >>149400144 >>149400353
>Sorry it”s the truth superCHAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE DON’T STICK YOUR BIG RUSSIAN COCK INSIDE MY SUPER LOOSE ASSHOLE GENERAL KOSLOV AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.149400126
>>149399754
What about a Black Hole?
Anonymous No.149400136 >>149400151 >>149400158 >>149400263
>>149400085
>>149400024
>>149400012
ENOUGH

Bring me Superman.
Anonymous No.149400138
>>149400107
Because nobody cares about Miles the Giant Douche or Deku the Turd Sandwich.
Anonymous No.149400144
>>149400117
>edit image
Post the real page.
Anonymous No.149400148
>>149400105
brainiac luthor fighting ultron pym would be cool

>>149400107
only a stomp if they do not wank scale Miles to the heralds
Anonymous No.149400151
>>149400136
Nobody cares Listtroon.
Anonymous No.149400158
>>149400136
kill yourself Listroon
this is a J vs J tier matchup
Anonymous No.149400188 >>149400416
Your hero does not scale to lesson four.
Anonymous No.149400245
Miles wins vs deku due to chain scaling that will get him planet Level
Anonymous No.149400263
>>149400136
Kill yourself listtroon.
Anonymous No.149400268 >>149400433
>Math? I'm pretty good at that
Anonymous No.149400274 >>149400284 >>149400293 >>149400298 >>149400316 >>149400326 >>149400353 >>149400369 >>149400453
The UNSTOPPABLE... The BEAST... The MINDBREAKER... The KING of Death Battle...!!! Name a SINGLE character who can defeat him!
Anonymous No.149400284
>>149400274
Spawn and the doomslayer
Anonymous No.149400285 >>149400311
Post Kratos beating Spawn.
Anonymous No.149400293
>>149400274
Anyone who can use acid.
Anonymous No.149400298
>>149400274
Any character from Season 1 onwards
Anonymous No.149400311
>>149400285
I CAN'T!
Anonymous No.149400315 >>149400429 >>149400560
>>149400107
I mean, is there even one interesting fight coming?
Aang will probably scale to combustion man explosions sonhe can be argued to be faster than sound despite being unable to catch up with a horse as an adult using his air sphere and if they go by scaling then Traveler gets even more ridiculous than Aang because he fought Raiden/Ei/whatever who can casually slash some 80km island in half

Maka is scaled to Kid or Black Star is beating max wank Ruby unless they pull muh atom manipulation

Ash vs Yugi is basically given to Yugi through scaling and NLF and everyone is saying he can mind crush people or take their souls without even trying so he can kill Ash the second the fight starts
Anonymous No.149400316 >>149400478
>>149400274
Kratos (real)
Anonymous No.149400326
>>149400274
Anyone.
Anonymous No.149400353 >>149400390
>>149400117
>Homosexuality
Yup a Simonjeet will always think about cocks while SuperMAN has a hot wife. While shemoan is a homeless bum that does fent. Just like how they falseflagged as a "victim" with all the cucky shitposts
>>149400274
Asura
Anonymous No.149400369
>>149400274
>Kratos needs help to beat Odin
>Meanwhile the CHAD Billy solos Valhalla all by himself, takes Mjolnir for himself after dunking on both Thor and Odin (again alone), and then becomes King by his own hand
No contest
Anonymous No.149400390
>>149400353
>DCuck meltdown
Anonymous No.149400402
>>149400107
>stomp battle
It could literally go either way because both of them are terrible shitter characters that can be chain-scaled.
Anonymous No.149400411 >>149400447 >>149400457
>SuperMAN
… has a literal faggot for a son, almost certainly because he took after his BDSM daddy who gets pegged by Lois.
Anonymous No.149400416
>>149400188
We clearly didn't read the same manga then
Anonymous No.149400429
>>149400315
Hulk vs Godzilla, and Gru vs Megamind, I guess, but the latter is definitely a 2026 episode. There's not much to talk about because they're doing the confirmed matchups mostly back to back and the waiting periods between episodes haven't been this long since Season 2.
Anonymous No.149400433
>>149400268
>A black woman is talking
Listen and Learn
Anonymous No.149400435 >>149400469
Anonymous No.149400447
>>149400411
>SuperMAN
glad you emphasized the MAN for a second there I thought you were talking about Krypto, The Fuckass Dancing Superdog
Anonymous No.149400453 >>149400475
>>149400274
Superman would murder this GAYreek dog.
Anonymous No.149400457 >>149400506
>>149400411
Atleast he has a son and wife. Sissymon has no one left, kind of poetic because it shows how relevant he is.
Anonymous No.149400469
>>149400435
Lucky
Anonymous No.149400475 >>149400487
>>149400453
Murder implies the killing is unjust. Kratos NEEDS to be stopped before he himself murders more innocent civilians for correctly identifying his wall-level power.
Anonymous No.149400478 >>149400488 >>149400517
>>149400316
BEAST
Anonymous No.149400485 >>149400494 >>149400545 >>149400554
Anonymous No.149400487 >>149400511
>>149400475
True, Superman would just beat him up and have him thrown in jail.
Anonymous No.149400488 >>149400500
>>149400478
Is this his best strength feat?
Anonymous No.149400494
>>149400485
Kek.
Anonymous No.149400500
>>149400488
Flipping the temple or splitting a cliff in half is better
Anonymous No.149400506 >>149400528
>>149400457
Imagine being proud of belonging to a faggoty family like this KWAB
Anonymous No.149400511 >>149400531
>>149400487
Superman would probably turn him over to Mongul to have Kratos star in some galactic TV bloodbath like throwing him on a Yajuta hunting planet or something, maybe Braniac can disassemble him for archival or Darkseid can use him as a slave laborer
Anonymous No.149400517 >>149400660
>>149400478
I miss Kratos when he was a bloodthirsty orgy having rage monster
Anonymous No.149400521 >>149400564
>>149400107
Nobody really cares much about Meku is the thing. I guess it has a small bit to talk about with the Venom VS Quirk interaction but even with the chain scaling autism people don't particularly care as much about the matchup itself. This episode is going to live and die by its animation. If they get MORO again then it'll be fun to watch regardless.

Meanwhile Kratosura is pretty much unanimously agreed to be the worst of the Kickstarter era if not the worst of the entire show, and Kylemon was fun outside of the cuckfag spamming
Anonymous No.149400528 >>149400534 >>149400548
>>149400506
All of that and he still beats Simon
Anonymous No.149400531
>>149400511
True, WEAKtos would make an excellent slave laborer, since he's immortal.
Anonymous No.149400534 >>149400555 >>149400571
>>149400528
… in the biggest fraud of all time contest after his entire verse got smoked by a downplayed Simon.
Anonymous No.149400545
>>149400485
KEKYPOW!
Anonymous No.149400548
>>149400528
I mean yeah he took multiple 1-A punches to the face
Anonymous No.149400549 >>149400605 >>149400624
NOOOOOO STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY FUARKING HERO!! JUST BECAUSE HE'S A FRAUD CARRIED BY LORE-SCALING, DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN'T SOLO YOUR FAVOURITE VERSE! YOU'RE ALL OBSESSED!!
Anonymous No.149400554
>>149400485
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Anonymous No.149400555 >>149400566
>>149400534
Yup seethe over SuperCHAD, tranime's pity win ovet DC was against a baby seal
Anonymous No.149400560
>>149400315
>nlf
what the fuck are you talking about? Ash is the one being scaled to pokedex entries and legendaries he is overwhelmed by in canon to infinite speed reactions.

yugioh is hard capped at 12 timeline low multiversal via Yubel.
Anonymous No.149400564
>>149400521
>Kratosura is pretty much unanimously agreed to be the worst of the Kickstarter era if not the worst of the entire show
It is astounding how they did virtually everything just totally fucking wrong. Literally everything in the episode just sucks and was done horribly, ironically the exception is Asura's pre-fight analysis...but even that gets spoiled because they apparently still believed he was just a raging manbaby with no other character.
Anonymous No.149400566 >>149400605
>>149400555
>Ovet
DeFECTive ESLmics…
Anonymous No.149400570 >>149400580 >>149400587 >>149400600 >>149401052
KRATOOOOOS! YOUR RAMPAGES CAN GO ON FOR NO LONGER! I WILL AVENGE EVERY SINGLE INNOCENY YOU KILLED- oh. It appears that by merely yelling at him, I turned Kratos into a fine red mist. That was easy.
Anonymous No.149400571
>>149400534
Even WITH irony this is still just unbelievable. I literally cannot suspend my disbelief in order to enjoy your shitpost.
Anonymous No.149400580
>>149400570
Asura...
Anonymous No.149400584 >>149400595 >>149400603 >>149400631
No one actually cares about Simon btw
Anonymous No.149400587
>>149400570
Damn, Courage. You didn't have to completely annihilate him like that! Dumb dog.
Anonymous No.149400593 >>149400609 >>149400613
I have 3 penises and each one of them is use to fuck (You)r wife
Anonymous No.149400595 >>149400633
>>149400584
Name your favorite 3 kyle comic moments
Anonymous No.149400596 >>149400615 >>149400644
No one actually cares about Superman btw
Anonymous No.149400600
>>149400570
Thor...
Anonymous No.149400603
>>149400584
Isn't he that cuck who beat some jobber from DC, land of jobbers?
Anonymous No.149400605 >>149400618
>>149400549
I was talking about Simon btw
>>149400566
>Simonjeet calling anyone brown
Anonymous No.149400609
>>149400593
Yujiro is a RAPECHAD
Anonymous No.149400613
>>149400593
>I have 3 men's penises in my possession
Dude, that's not a brag.
Anonymous No.149400615
>>149400596
post your fave 3 superman comic moments where he obtains somthijng thru effort instead of a speech, plot armor or lol sun ex machina.
Anonymous No.149400618
>>149400605
>DCuck melty
Anonymous No.149400624
>>149400549
DCbro...
Kratosbros...
Mathbro...
Anonymous No.149400626 >>149400639 >>149400662
>peak /dbs/ in here
is it time?
Anonymous No.149400629 >>149400634 >>149400642 >>149400645 >>149400649 >>149400661 >>149400691
Kratos....I agree, we must be better men. That's why I have no problem with my son licking his own shit off his pink haired boyfriend's dick. What Lois does when she does "investigative journalism" with Steel, Cyborg and Black Lightning is none of my concern. You truly are wise beyond your years, Ghost of Sparta...my life is yours to effortlessly no diff.
Anonymous No.149400631
>>149400584
True. Dropped his series as soon as he became the lead.
Anonymous No.149400633
>>149400595
I can't... because DUCKmon beat some irrelevant B-tier
Anonymous No.149400634
>>149400629
K, b, c.
Anonymous No.149400639
>>149400626
FUARK
Anonymous No.149400642
>>149400629
CANOOOON!
Anonymous No.149400644
>>149400596
True, stopped reading DC Comics entirely after he became the face of the company.
Anonymous No.149400645
>>149400629
No russian rape mentioned, too much blacked, gay son was funny though
6/10
Anonymous No.149400648 >>149400659 >>149400662 >>149400671
Anonymous No.149400649
>>149400629
The joke's on you because you actually had to think of this with the image in your head as you slapped this post together. You viscerally thought of cuckoldry and gay sex, posted it, and expected people to not immediately make fun of you for being an actual homosexual.
Anonymous No.149400659
>>149400648
>posts monkey who made Superman mald
Anonymous No.149400660 >>149400679 >>149400696 >>149400716
>>149400517
Same but Kratos was never that tall.
Anonymous No.149400661
>>149400629
Kek I remember when Post-Crisis Superman said this.
Anonymous No.149400662
>>149400626
Kek and people think Gokek can beat Superman
>>149400648
This is the average Simonfag
Anonymous No.149400668 >>149400682
Mexico!! Latin America!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!! I can't FUCKING take this anymore!!!!! I SURRENDER!! ‘‘ME RINDO!! Stop pitting me up against the STRONGEST BVLLs in fiction! I am ROCK and ELEPHANT LEVEL at best!!
SUPERMAN?!?! THOR?!?! EVEN KINGTOSS?!?! Invincible I might get, but I can't even fucking breathe in space!! You want me to go up against FUCKING Toonforce, cosmic and MEME characters now?!?! I JOB to LASERS if I do not CONSCIOUSLY control my Ki and here you think I can take a fucking METAFICTIONAL SATIREpunch from SAITAMA?!!? YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT GOD DAMN DEMIGODS TOO?!?! *looks at Featherine* I-I-*breaks down crying* I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT!!! I'M A FRAUD, OKAY?!?! You beautiful fools... you beautiful BROWN fools.... YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE SHEAR SIZE OF THE BED OF LIES I AM LYING ON!!!
I'LL NEVER BE THE HERO YOU THINK I AM!! I HAVE TO TELL THEM!! TELL THEM GOKU, TEEEEELLLLL THEM YOU'RE FRAUD,
*looks in the mirror* YOU PIECE OF SHIT, YOU HAVE NO SUN DISK OR META-FICTIONAL SCALING, YOU'RE NOT ELEPHANT-SAMA, YOU'RE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT YOU WOULD JOB TO SONIC ON A BAD DAY! *hyperventilating* You can't do this anymore! Your SOOOOONGS A-PLAYING GOKU!!! *pretends to play a flute* LOODOOLOODOOLOOOOOO!
Anonymous No.149400671
>>149400648
This is the average Superfag
Anonymous No.149400679
>>149400660
Anonymous No.149400680
>simoncuck can only parrot
Mindbroken.
Anonymous No.149400682
>>149400668
>DCuck can't beat Simom and switched to Goku
KWAB SuperSHIT and his cosmology LOST
Anonymous No.149400684
>SuperKEKOLD meltdown
Anonymous No.149400686 >>149400692 >>149400706
YUMMY! THANK YOU LEX, FOR GIFTING ME THIS BIG BLACK ROD TO CHOKE DOWN! Wait, what did you just say? This rod... it's from the body of a BIOLOGICAL WOMAN? EWWWW GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE!!!
Anonymous No.149400687 >>149400695
>Gokeks hiding behind Simon
>An actual 1-B character.
Anonymous No.149400691
>>149400629
>kratosjeets making up gay blacked fanfiction
damn
Anonymous No.149400692
>>149400686
CANOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Anonymous No.149400695
>>149400687
>Admits Superman CAN'T beat Simon
Kek
Anonymous No.149400696
>>149400660
I love moments where a character has the opportunity to just BEAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT OF SOMEONE. I love how Kratos and GoW in general was unapologetic with the violence. Sometimes you just want, NEED, HAVE to destroy someone who deserves it. You can FEEL the visceral hatred Kratos has in the OT, it's very satisfying.
Anonymous No.149400698 >>149400720
>Goku vs Superman is one sided in Superman's favor
There I said it.
Anonymous No.149400701 >>149400714
I AM SUCH A FUCKING PATHETIC AND WEAK KEK! I LITERALLY JOB TO ELEPHANTS, ROCKS AND LASERS ON A DAILY BASIS! WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE THINK I CAN FIGHT GALAXY BUSTERS LIKE THOR, SUPERMAN, KYLE AND KRATOS WHEN I CANT EVEN SURVIVE SPACE?! ALL I CAN DO IT WATCH CHICHI CHEAT ON ME WITH BEJITA AND PICKLE OH!
Anonymous No.149400706 >>149400720
>>149400686
Did Gunn really need to include Superman saying this?
Anonymous No.149400714
>>149400701
>DON'T WORRY, GOKU I'LL SAVE YOU!!!
Anonymous No.149400716
>>149400660
Why did they make Kratos so fucking lame in the 2018 game?
Anonymous No.149400717 >>149400788
Post Goku having internal defenses
Anonymous No.149400719 >>149400856
>SuperKEK venting all his pent up frustrations with his bad writing and inability to beat Simon on Goku
Anonymous No.149400720
>>149400698
DB said it three times before you did and they were correct each time
>>149400706
No, but Superman flosses while Jor-El tells him how Earth is just his harem planet
Anonymous No.149400723
Haha, Goku and Superman both said those things. Jobbers are so funny.
Anonymous No.149400730 >>149400738 >>149400741 >>149400743
HOLY HECK... DID THAT GUY JUST THROW A GALAXY?! LIKE, AN ACTUAL, 3D GALAXY?!?! B-BUT I CAN ONLY THROW 2D PAPER GALAXIES! THAT'S NOT FAIR!! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO FIGHT SUPERCHAD AND STOP HIM FROM TONGUE-FUCKING YOKO AND NIA WHEN I CANT EVEN STOP THEM FROM WORSHIPPING KAMINA-ANIKI?!?! I AM SUCH A WORTHLESS, PATHETIC KEK...
Anonymous No.149400735
Oh raj woke up
Anonymous No.149400737 >>149400752
WHERE
IS
THE
FEMBOY
POOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN?!?!?!?
Anonymous No.149400738
>>149400730
Post someone throwing an actual 3D galaxy.
Anonymous No.149400741
>>149400730
Kek Simon said this, he also got fingered in the ass before
Anonymous No.149400743
>>149400730
Food for Unicron on his way to rematch Galactus (and lose again)
Anonymous No.149400749
OH MY 2D SHURIKEN UNIVERSES
Anonymous No.149400752 >>149400765
>>149400737
Nuly... you're not getting a match, you can leave.
Anonymous No.149400757 >>149400767
I AM FUARKING UNBREAKABLE!!! POST CHARACTERS WHO HAVE FEATS OF SHATTERING ME TO PIECES!
Anonymous No.149400758 >>149400775 >>149400793 >>149400812
Y-Y-Y-YOU WANT ME TO BEAT UP A GUY WHO TOWERS OVER ENTIRE UNIVERSES!?!?!? I CAN’T EVEN BLOW UP A MOON WITHOUT KNOCKING MYSELF OUT ARE YOU INSANE!?!?!?
Anonymous No.149400765 >>149400785
>>149400752
Nuly isn't into femboys idiot, he's into Beerus after Beerus tried to cuck him out of his alien GF so now he has a green cock sock and a purple cock sock
Anonymous No.149400767
>>149400757
Another challenger defeated.
Anonymous No.149400770 >>149400774
KRYPTONIAN. COCK RESISTANCE. NOW.
Anonymous No.149400774 >>149400798 >>149400816 >>149400827
>>149400770
>dicks out no NOWHERE
favourite character?
Anonymous No.149400775
>>149400758
Kek I remember when Superman said this while his dad was crying on his shoulders over being cucked by Lobo.
Anonymous No.149400785 >>149400790
>>149400765
>DOGly delusions
Anonymous No.149400788
>>149400717
>things that had ZERO affect on CHADku
Anonymous No.149400790
>>149400785
Dogs > Cats
end of discussion
Anonymous No.149400793
>>149400758
Why did Superman say this after his asshole got turned inside out by Russian dick?
Anonymous No.149400798
>>149400774
Lex Luthor
Anonymous No.149400812 >>149400842
>>149400758
Food for Galactus on his way to fight and beat Unicron for a 2-0.
Anonymous No.149400813
Why DOES someone's asshole start protruding out of their body when you pull it out? Never understood that
Anonymous No.149400816
>>149400774
Simon Diggerson of planet Digger! I always prep my BIG BRO CLARK!
Anonymous No.149400817
Post Goku and Superman KISSING. NOW!
Anonymous No.149400818 >>149400840
>Omnipotence
I scale to that
>Omnivastance
I scale to that
>Omnivastance+1
I scale to that
>Infinite series of Omnivastance
I scale to that
Anonymous No.149400827
>>149400774
SuperCHAD obviously, he loves his aniki Lex Luthor who always promises he’ll kiss Lois before fucking her!
Anonymous No.149400832 >>149400845
Anonymous No.149400833
Battle of Kongs
Anonymous No.149400840 >>149400852
>>149400818
>needs God-God-Man to save him
jobber
Jesus would never
Anonymous No.149400842 >>149400866
>>149400812
I know you're just shameless copying my post but let's be honest, BOTH of those big god-tier hunks of cosmic can fuck up just about anyone else here, ESPECIALLY Kratos
Anonymous No.149400845
>>149400832
>Superman and Goku embracing after destroying composite fiction
Anonymous No.149400849 >>149400911 >>149400931
>superkek has a melty over goku
>thread turns to shitposting instantly
Anonymous No.149400852 >>149400863
>>149400840
He IS god-god man, and god-god-god man
Anonymous No.149400856
>>149400719
What those 3 wins are legit, just ignore Kratos vs Asura...
Anonymous No.149400860
>Screaming out from my chastity cage
>A wreath of Spawn's cum surrounds myself
>This cucking so kindly reminds me
>I'll always be on edge of relevancy
>FUCK MY WIFE, GO ON CUM INSIDE
>IF YOU'RE A BLACK BVLL IT'S SOMETHING MY WIFE'S SURE TO FIND
>STARING INTO YOU FUCKING BOTH OF HER HOLES
>IF MY COCK'S GROWN TOO HARD ITS BEST I PREPARE TO DIE
>AAAIIIIEEEEE AIIIIEEEEEEE AIIIIEEEE AIIIIEEEE
>CHEATING AND C-UCKING TWO SIDES OF THE SAME THING
>MY WIFE NEEDS HIS COCK TO MAKE HER CUM
>LAST TIME HE FUCKED HER SHE WAS NEVER THE SAME
>SHE CRAVES COCK OF THE DARKEST BLACK
Anonymous No.149400861 >>149400880 >>149400884 >>149400887 >>149400888 >>149400889 >>149400893 >>149400902
Boys' lips are just so soft and kissable...<3
Anonymous No.149400863 >>149400894
>>149400852
Proof? Just seems like summoning to me.
Anonymous No.149400866 >>149400878 >>149400890
>>149400842
But Death Battle said Kratos is 9 million universes strong surely they wouldn’t lie to the viewers?
Anonymous No.149400878
>>149400866
Oh damn, you're right. Every instance of chain-scaling is completely valid, after all. We really need to figure out the 1-A Dan Hibiki problem before he starts coming for us too!
Anonymous No.149400880
>>149400861
Superman's gay son...
Anonymous No.149400884
>>149400861
Hal Jordan...
Anonymous No.149400887
>>149400861
Colonel Koslav...
Anonymous No.149400888
>>149400861
Ash...
Anonymous No.149400889
>>149400861
Bejita...
Anonymous No.149400890 >>149400913 >>149400917
>>149400866
Where's the lie tho
Anonymous No.149400893
>>149400861
Yoko Littner…
Anonymous No.149400894
>>149400863
The joke is that god would beat the rock paradox through being logically intangible. So like concurrently being an infinite series of transcendence would unironically be a characteristic of god.

So he makes a rock, and then another him just shows up and picks it up.
Anonymous No.149400902
>>149400861
Goku...
Anonymous No.149400906
>149400861
Why are we at this point of the thread already, why can't you people just stop responding to this obvious bait
Anonymous No.149400907 >>149400946
Listen, CHUD! Me and my sisters over at Death Battle worked REALLY hard to scale KINGtos that high, so you BETTER respect his OUTERVERSAL POWER.
Anonymous No.149400911
>>149400849
Yup SuperCHAD broke this general
Anonymous No.149400913
>>149400890
I can believe Kratos is that strong, IF you can post him destroying a mountain.
Anonymous No.149400917
>>149400890
Kratos's entire life.
Anonymous No.149400931
>>149400849
Yup SuperSISSY had a MELTDOWN in this general.
Anonymous No.149400932
>thread devolves into shitposting
FREE FOR ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Anonymous No.149400937 >>149401031
FUAAAAAARK... I can't believe the CHADth Star has the MOST POWERFUL ON SCREEN FEAT IN FICTION when it blew up JOBeraan!
Anonymous No.149400940 >>149400949
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Anonymous No.149400946 >>149400969
>>149400907
Replace KINGtos with Simon and that's what happened
Anonymous No.149400949 >>149400961
>>149400940
...OF THE "GAPED BY HULK" COMPETITION!
Anonymous No.149400961 >>149400973
>>149400949
...in Hulk's delusional mind.
Anonymous No.149400969 >>149401025
>>149400946
Uh dude, I know you like Kratos being a FRAUD and all that but it'd actually be BAD if Simon fought your scaled up Kratos. Simon would win EVEN HARDER against your wanked Kratos than if Kratos were just sub-mountain level like he's supposed to be.
Anonymous No.149400973
>>149400961
...where he think he won and lost at the same time, when in reality he just won.
Anonymous No.149400996 >>149401017
Godzilla is going to take his 3-0 crown and banish Hulk to the Ozone Layer
Anonymous No.149401017 >>149401043
>>149400996
>character who lost to Thor when boosted
Anonymous No.149401025 >>149401035 >>149401060 >>149401076
>>149400969
>Simon beating Kratos with platonic concept scaling
I know you're a retarded weeb (redundant) but come on
Anonymous No.149401027
Anonymous No.149401029
Unthematic 4kids TCG matchup aside, it just relies on what they want to give em both.

I THINK they will cap Ash at Lusamine scaling to the ultra beasts illuminating the entire ultra space and the outrageously outlierish infinite speed reactions.

And Yugi will probably just be given Yubel scaling and limited irl duel monster use with EH Neos speed scaling, just so he dies to the speed difference. With them saying that Pyramid of Light and Capsule Monsters dont count while they also give Ash the game lore scaling.

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But really, Yugi should have this in the bag several times over via DSOD Higher dimensional prana/ GX Final duel infinite speed scaling, Infinite Obelisk clearly matching Necrozma's illuminating ultra space feat and surpassing it easily with Horiarthy and Knight of Destiny/ the dimensional difference between infinite 3D power and Yubel's 12 timeline merging low multiversal super poly power. (Some can argue that them using the term dimensions could just make Yugi 12D outerversal)

Not to mention that IRL Duel monster use is seen and used in... DM Season 3, 4, GX, Bond Beyond Time, Pyramid of Light, 5Ds and Capsule Monsters.
Anonymous No.149401031
>>149400937
>MOST POWERFUL [feat that Warhammer 40k has]
Yup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1c8vvWU8QM
Anonymous No.149401035
>>149401025
That is LITERALLY the kind of person Simon would ultimately win against.
Anonymous No.149401036 >>149401057 >>149401063 >>149401066 >>149401082
Yeah sure, your hero may be strong and powerful...but can they DANCE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz-zo83cogY
Anonymous No.149401043
>>149401017
Wasn't that peak Thor and it ultimately ended up a tie with both of em killing each other forever and a shot of Mjolnir itself destroyed?
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Anonymous No.149401052 >>149401110
>>149400570
Asura unironically would’ve yelled Kratos into ashes had he actually known what Kratos did.
Anonymous No.149401057
>>149401036
but of course
Anonymous No.149401060
>>149401025
>power of hope
And that's STILL not enough to beat normal rocks and trees, let ALONE a particularly large bear!
Anonymous No.149401063
>>149401036
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Anonymous No.149401066
>>149401036
Why, as a matter of fact:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A
Anonymous No.149401076 >>149401108
>>149401025
>Not even turbo wanked Kratos can beat Simon
Funny.
Anonymous No.149401082 >>149401107
>>149401036
Anonymous No.149401100 >>149401111
All these dancing heroes were told to do a funny dance lest my hero destroys their verse btw.
Anonymous No.149401107
>>149401082
>Broly dancing on Hulk's corpse
Anonymous No.149401108
>>149401076
do you have the original post of these? i liked how they put sorario days when simon breaks the wall
Anonymous No.149401110
>>149401052
Seriously how the fuck did DB look at this and still favor Kratos, it's nonsense. Fuck this matchup, I'd rather talk about how salty I am Bruce lost to Tony
Anonymous No.149401111
>>149401100
God-man...