Thread 150000464

PANIC edition.

Say it.

Raj lost last thread and will meltdown all day

>>150000464 (OP)
Godzilla will go 3-0, Hulk will be in 0-3 Hell
Reddit will cope and seethe and mald
/co/ will rejoice

>>150000486
Kamina Samaaaaaaa

>>150000464 (OP)
The other thread only just hit bump limit. This just makes it more likely for both threads to get nuked.

>Swan wants him to win so he will
That logic doesn't work anymore
Hulk is still going to lose though

>>150000486
It.

the official result are in
KINGtos won last thread.

I still have faith.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VB6VrrXPCi0

>>150000464 (OP)
WAKE THE FUCK UP SAMURAI. DEATH BATTLE ARE FRAUDS!!!!!!!!!

>>150000497
Who cares lol

>>150000510
post bardock tanking a planet exploding

>>150000486
Who?

Post your hero in a loving, committed relationship

>>150000533
his name is Cucky Simon. Learn it.

>>150000536
Kratos loves all people of the world.

>>150000486
Super Saiya-Jin

>>150000494
For weeks I've wondered what this second Godzilla win was that gave him a 2-0 score, it's only now that I remember Kiryu had an episode as well.

>>150000486
You're a cuck.

>>150000509
Based HulkGOD.

Fact 1: KINGtos can beat up every character that will be posted in this thread with zero difficulty.

Fact 2: No character posted that will be posted in this thread would stand a chance against KINGtos in a fight.

Fact 3: Every character that will be posted in this thread other than KINGtos would get beaten up by the Adam Sandler vampire from Hotel Transylvania

>>150000586
FUARK WHY DOES ONLY KRATOS HAVE HIS FEAT???

>>150000511
I was revealing OP's plan to silence Cuckanon temporarily.

>>150000486
You SOLOED my VERSE...

NINE.
HUNDRED.
MILLION.
UNIVERSES.
LOWBALLED.

>>150000536
Most of my heroes have a bunch of girls after them or don't have love interests

BRING ME DIO BEFORE HE BECAME A VAMPIRE

>>150000464 (OP)
Trust the plan, the delay means banner will be a factor to Hulk's victory but they need to find the right visuals so it works.

>>150000580
HOLD IT!
Your honor, I'd like to present following evidence to the court.

https://youtu.be/siSuFmwg2Ww?t=770 [Embed]

Unlike He-man and Liono in the clip above, Kratos has NEVER destroyed a mountain, thus making him a FRAUD

>>150000500
the difference is that swan would settle for simon fucking him in the ass if he couldn't get kyle to do it.
swan is probably a massive scaly so he would want goji to take a shit on him, homos and foids don't want to get fucked by hulk

>>150000388
Oh I LOVED date to die for. I think I may like the first game more but I think DTF is a good buy if you like the first game. I don't recall anyone having issues with Rhok'zan (goat) whenever negatives get brought up and she is a favorite to a lot. I think a lot of criticisms about DTF are mostly about people liking the protag from First Date more, which is fair, and a lack of body horror compared to what Darling went through. DTF definitely has some good horror elements. The monster from the first chapter still freaky as all fuck and the game can be great at making you feel unease to put it vaguely. Game really shines with its cast. Especially between Rhok'zan and the main protag.

>>150000494
Why do people say Godzilla will be at 3 if he wins? Did Mechagodzilla count?

>>150000650
>did godzilla count?

>>150000641
why the fuck did you grab a camrip for this video instead of linking the original thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OUCI3oLYss

>>150000486
Y-Y-Y-You won.......

>>150000650
I was more talking the verse as a whole, but you could count kiryu as Godzilla

>>150000650
kiryu doesn't really count, that's just cope
the goji franchise will take 3-0 if he wins here though

>>150000650
Technically Mechagodzilla is the bones of Godzilla.

>>150000486
Hulk is the Simon of this fight

>>150000672
OH NO HULK GET CAIERA OUTTA HERE NOW

>>150000464 (OP)
My mind is WARPED, BROKEN, DESTROYED...

Has anyone you talked to actually tried to use these vidoes to justify their claim about a character.

>>150000664
>>150000669
Marvel did it first

>>150000678
BVLLzilla

>>150000650
Ah, it was probably a protagonist issue, then.
>Did Mechagodzilla count?
Kiryu specifically is built around the skeleton of 1954 Gojira. When he acts autonomously, that's the spirit of the original Godzilla coming back to life to take control. In a convoluted way, it's Godzilla killing a Power Ranger. Most people don't really count this, though.

With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!

>>150000672
>muh capeshit cosmology scaling vs a beloved Japanese character with funky novel shit
Nah, he's kyle.

>Hulk and Godzillafags desperately trying to latch on to Simon to justify their win
KINGmon RULES these halls.

>>150000678
she's dead like Simon's wife which makes Hulk even more like Simon

>>150000694
IIRC Ben said the human pilots survived

>>150000687
Why in the world would I talk about powerscaling with people outside of here?

>>150000710
Goji will rape her in hell just like Kamina is doing to Nia

>>150000695
Kratos, Bitchingly, Crying

KIIIIIINNNGGGTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSS

>>150000486
My hero will never be able to beat you...

>>150000659
>>150000664
>>150000671
>>150000694
That was the case in his debut film but media like Half Century War depicts Kiryu differently and independently from the Godzilla ghost

>>150000700
>human that has the power to grow infinitely in power and can break his limits with a human emotion vs a dude with an equation
Hulk is Simon

>>150000686
LET IT OUUUUUT

>>150000695
>>150000728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnIZpT-FX-o
Kneel.

>>150000486
you do not have Haki

>>150000700
>>150000740
Boys, Boys. Hulk is a cuck who cried like a bitch while watching Thor fuck Betty. He's Simon.

>>150000735
Outside of his Tokyo SOS and its sequel, Kiryu is treated more like Mechagodzilla 2. They simply use the Kiryu design because it's super awesome.

>>150000686
Kylebro...

>>150000700
>'beloved'
>the whole reason why godzilla is probably winning is because of a version of him that has barely anything to do with godzilla conceptually from a jewflix anime barely anyone liked

This thread is about to get MINDFREAKED

>>150000659
It's been a long time since I watched that episode. Did Godzilla winning count as Godzilla winning?

>>150000664
>>150000669
>>150000671
Thanks

>>150000694
I thought she was cute how she was presented. Definitetly more like "I like this but I really like this guy better." Kinda like Estir. Great character overall but she's gotta compete with her sister, her 14 foot tall cat auntie, her sister's fertility obsessed grandmother, and now a multi-colored time and space traveling comet. Thanks for giving me a reason to post Estir by the way.

>>150000486
My verse just exploded...

>>150000769
not him but I loved King in Yellow girl. Definitely the creepiest out of the three eps I watched, also had the most unambiguously cute and happy ending ironically. I didn't know they were making more.

>>150000767
Post Criss destroying a planet

>>150000686
>>150000784
Mario...

>>150000742
>can’t destroy a mountain with his own strength
>needs the Blade of Olympus to put down a chained-up weakened old fart (who can’t chew before swallowing)

>>150000784
Kyle Rayner...

>>150000766
Most people liked Singular Point however.

>>150000786
>Megamind out of NOWHERE

>>150000810
i guess you're barely correct

>>150000766
Godzilla Ultima is honestly filled with easter eggs related to the entire franchise, especially in the ending theme. Ultima as a character also represents Godzilla's role in the narrative (unstoppable monster that requires a super specific method to defeat).
>>150000769
No problem! I always like seeing stories inspired by Lovecraft, even if they take weird directions. Ane Naru Mono is honestly significantly smaller in scope than most stories, but that's by design since the author wanted to convey a feeling of isolation and loneliness that both of the leads experience.
Have you played Black Souls at all?

KINGLY!!!!!!!!!

>>150000812
CHADmind NODIFFS Gru though.

Imma need to know the culture and common belief back before Death Battle's original Goku vs Superman. I know I've said this before in a previous thread, but I just need to know the perceptional difference between how Superman v Goku was viewed. Ever since Death Battle's video, it's a widely common perception that Superman beats Goku.

But I'm talking to as to why before db's original SvG, why did people perceive Goku beating Superman? Is it because of Goku's media is more accessible to the general public? While Superman's more "super" feats were locked behind the comics, which during pre-2010s, and early 2010s, most people aren't into?

>>150000830
SHITLY!!!!!!!!!

>>150000838
It is really simple anon, most vs debators back then were weebs who knew nothing about comic characters.

>>150000832
....on opposite day.

>>150000798
>Simon tore my dick off
>Simon destroyed my verse
>Simon retconned my relationship with Peach out of existence
>Simon is fucking Peach
>Simon retconned my monkey friend into a groomer
IM'A KEK
IM'A LOSER
WHAT'A I'M DOING'A HERE?
I DON'TA BELONG'A HERE
I DON'TA BELONG

>>150000826
>Ultima as a character also represents Godzilla's role in the narrative (unstoppable monster that requires a super specific method to defeat)
That's not what Godzilla is actually about though anon. That's so vague it could apply to dozens of popular 'monsters'

Goji has always been a metaphor for the atomic bomb and the dangers of humanity's technological progression and/or the horrors of war. Making it something disconnected from human existence and just some spooky monster from another dimension that gets solved because he basically hands humans the code to beat him misses what he's supposed to be on an actually laughable level

>>150000832
... on every day.

>We are back to the "Ultima is too different!!!!!" cope
If you guys weren't insecure you'd talk about how Hulk would beat ultima, but since you're all little bitches, all you'll do is cope and make excuses.

>>150000868
Simon wouldn't do this to the KING that always BTFOs Sonicfags.

>>150000897
I literally just said Goji is probably going to win because of Ultima you illiterate fag

>>150000905
simon also couldn't because he's a cuck who would call Mario Big Bro while Mario fucks Nia

>>150000868
...Simon wrote in his fanfiction, before the Outerversal Beyond Platonic Goomba blinked him out of existence.

>>150000830
Mold…
>>150000846
Gold!

FUARK!

How many cards did Simon redeem to make india THIS mad?

>>150000486
>I’ve never stopped posting at the bump limit,
>Keep defending DC with cuckposts to fit in,
>Have faith in the cuck I project on yourself…
>Give me a thread I can post in, I’ll flood it,
>With Simon cuckposts, cuz I secretly love it,
>Have faith in the cuck that I wish was myself…

>WE TAKE A DUMP, JAKARTA FIIILLS!!!
>BECAUSE TOILETS, CAN’T CONTAIN OUR WILL!!!

>Jerk off to NTR doujins I love,
>There’s no toilet paper left, so I cum,
>In the palm of my hand…
>Ugly tranny bodies dance…

>Give me a thread I can post in, I’ll flood it,
>With Simon cuckposts, cuz I secretly love it,
>WHERE IS MY CRUSH, SIMON STOLE?!?

>IN NEW DELHI, DIARRHEA SPIIILLS!!!
>I SHIT IN THE STREETS JUST FOR THE THRIIILL!!!

>Been buried deep inside the poo so deep that i can’t breathe,
>The stench around me overwhelming me…
>WHEN THE KEK NARRATIVE I WISH I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO WEAVE,
>IS SO ESL, I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE!

>SPIRALING SWASTIKAS IN MY MIND,
>BUDDHA, TAKE ME TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>GET ME OUT OF THIS THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE,
>WITH THE POWER OF GREEN LANTERN’S LIIIGHT!!!

>I’m… all… aaalooone…
>Keee… kyyy… siiimooon…

>KEK FANTASIES IN MY EEEYEEE!!!
>LET THE JANNY, CLEAN IT ALL BEHIND!!!
>KEK FANTASIES IN MY… EEEYEEE!!!
>LET THE JANNY, CLEAN IT ALL BEHIND!!!

>*cue EPIC facebook sitar söylo while my high school crush’s two TRVNNY BVLLS clash stitched-up meat sausages until the multiverse collapses from the strain and Buddha gets ASSKEKED alongside me boundless TRANNY COCK holy FUARK!!!*

>In New Delhi, diarrhea spills…
>I shit in the streets just for the thrill…
>We take a dump, Jakarta fills…
>Because toilets… CAN’T CONTAIN OUR WILL!!!

>III’M AAALL AAALOOONE!!!
>KEEEKYYY SIIIMOOON!!!

KIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGTTTOOOOOOOSSSS

He redeemed ALL of them when he became bigger than entire universes, he left ZERO cards for them to redeem.

>>150000871
He isn't ALWAYS about the atomic bomb, even if the original is definitely about the horrors of nuclear warfare. Shin Godzilla, for instance, is "just" a mutated fish that represents giant disasters that the government is unable to properly respond to. Godzilla is a very versatile character, but a core part of that character is how he is supposed to be a problem that strength alone cannot stop. Why do you think people consider Shin and Legendary to be proper Godzillas, but not something like 1998's iteration? Shin and Legendary are only connected by radiation itself (though the US military did try to nuke Legendary a few times), while 1998's origin is almost exactly like classic Godzilla.
Anyways, my point is that Godzilla Ultima is supposed to be the extreme end of Godzilla as a narrative force, now with more science babble.

>>150000486
Hippity hoppity get off my property

>>150000949
Kyle, Barely, Concretelevel.

well congrats on returning the thread back to it's natural state of being shitty thanks to the 3rd worlders fighting again
>this is all because of [other side] not us
it's because of you too, you spic

>>150000486
https://files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4

“What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business!”

>>150000987
ZOINKS

>>150000510
Original Bardock is a shitter tho, Heroes/Xenoverse Bardock would solo the Invincible universe tho

>>150000949
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

>>150000838
Conception of Superman is inconsistent. Adaptations of comic books aren't one to one like manga generally is.
So to most people, DCAU Superman is Superman (still is for the most part). "World of Cardboard" speech was followed by a multiskyscraper fight between Clark and Darkseid.
Even at a very low end, Goku is stronger than Frieza and Frieza can destroy planets.
When you compare these two, Goku would seemingly come out on top.
(I still think that if we go for the more consistent depictions of Superman he's still largely terrestrial and not presented as getting stronger all the time. Goku at least has the getting stronger aspect.)

>>150000987
oh nonononono...

>>150000996
KEK

>>150000794
Originally there were going to be three, with third girl being the Azathoth, Astirid, but the creator decided to make another game centering around dating Colors Out of Space, H'eily. Huge spoilers for who the main protag is for that though. I had an autistic spergout seeing the trailer. There's currently First Date, Date to Die For (goat), Crush Landing is the one I just described, then probably the finale if Akabaka doesn't change their mind and makes another game after that or in between.

>>150000826
Bet your sweet pippy I played Black Souls. I think I 100% everything except for the final final boss of 2's DLC. I should try to start over in 2 and see if I can play through the whole thing.

QUICK ask me some kind of power scaling question on this weird smooch squid game so we stay on topic! I saw that even after looking at how much of a mess this thread is but fuck it.

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Hal pauses from shoving his tongue down Jade’s throat
H: “God damn it! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Hal Jordan?!”
Jade stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Japanese man is clearly beating Kyle to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
J: ew, it must, like, be that cuck spic Kyle.. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that cuck only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Hal Jordan”
From the bush:
K: “HAL-BRO SAVE ME! THIS JAPANESE HOBO IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
H: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SPIC, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Jade? How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the Hispanic twink gets pummeled by Japanese fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake “Idol” taking the girl he loves most away from him
K: AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED BIG BRO HAL MORE!”

>>150000987
JINKIES!

>>150000871
>Goji has always been a metaphor for the atomic bomb and the dangers of humanity's technological progression and/or the horrors of war.
Godzilla hasn't been that for longer than this entire website and every person posting on it have existed.

>>150001009
KEK

I just watched the last 2 Godzilla fights. Say what you will about Torrian's ability to coherently plot out a story, but man can make a fight scene.

>>150000987
JEEPERS

>>150001008
NTA, but you mentioned body horror. What about something out of Ito or Franken Fran as match up potential?

>>150001025
1.1 million casualties btw

BY THE FACE GOD! Big Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK YOKO TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn but not me?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Yoko in front of my glasses while I cry like a bitch in this bush?! ERASING all my spiral powers like what literally happened when I watched Big Bro Kamina the sandaled dudebro douchebag who i footworship fucking Yoko the love of my life and sexiest girl on earth. PROVING I am a cuck by nature because I CANONICALLY as a MAJOR PLOT POINT lost all my spiral powers when I rather let the BVLL steal the girl I love away from me than be a fucking man and tell him to go fuck himself? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DRILL BREAK!

>>150000949
Kyle, Bitchingly, Crying.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>150001025
a grenade can destroy a building's structural support
Skyscraper-level human

>HNGH YESSS SIMON YESS YESSS FUCK MY LATINX WILLPOWERED WET WARTY GREEN BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO reidi by therewolf media YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SIMON I CAN FEEL YOUR BIG SPIRAL DRILL HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

>SIMON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY SPIC FUCKING KEKED FRIDGED SHITTY MUTTCLITTY WITH A SPIRAL POWERED CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN WHAT SUPERMAN GETS FROM MOTHER RUSSIA ON A DAILY BASIS?!?!?!?!?! IN GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

>STIFFEN JADE'S WOMB, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE JADE FOR 20 ENTIRE DC ISSUES SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR SPIRAL POWERED SEMEN!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/latinofemboys THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SIMON THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU GOOK!!!! BY BLACKEST NIGHTS I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT SPIRAL LOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER HAL AND GUY GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/latinxtwinksgettingdrilled SO JADE AND MY FRIDGED GIRLFRIEND COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE THE BRIGHTEST DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>SIMON YOU STUPID FUCKING GOOK BEAST BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU SUBHUMAN HOBO!!!!!! I'M GONNA CUT YOUR FUCKING NECK WITH MY SUB-CITY LEVEL BUSTING SCISSORS!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING BECOME THE WHITE LANTERN AND SURPASS HAL AND THE ANTI-MONITOR AND THE SPECTRE AND THE LIFE EQUATION ANYDAY NOW!!!!! I WILL SHOW YOU THE SAME GAPING THAT I WILLINGLY LET LUCAS SIMON GIVE ME!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING GOOK

>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK LANTERN!!!!

>>150001056
Those pillars can hold up ROOFS

I've noticed it before. Everytime someone talks about cucks, cuckposting, posting panels, and etc. It leads to a meltdown, a back and forth between the cuckposting and others. A spiral of meltdowns, baits, and paragraphs of replies. Eventually leading to the thread being pruned.

I noticed that intense cuckposting only happens where there are certain posts aren't to someone's liking, or the OP isn't to someone's taste.

Tell, Anon, what part of this thread made you want to prune it?

>>150001008
I got into Black Souls because of Lovecraft, Dark Souls, and my waifu was a love interest in the game. The final boss of 2's third DLC is very cool, so I'd recommend getting back to it.
As for Sucker for Love, what's the deadliest thing any of the characters have done? The nature of ANM means that there aren't too many actual feats, but she is able to kill stuff by just pointing at them and create life by drawing them.

I am ESL.
I have pedo fantasies.
I have gay fantasies.
I have cuck fantasies.
I had no father figure.
My favorite character? You should already know him!

>>150001025
>>150001044
I was captured by the ruskies in ukraine last week and after they disarmed us and stole our rations they were gonna shoot me and all my friends in a ditch,
that’s when i touched the GOW 2018 game case i keep in my breastpocket, keeping faith it would give me the strength of a Boundless Beast like its namesake as it always has

Suddenly in that moment, in the blink of an atom before they could pull their triggers, Kratos transcended the fictional dimensions themselves - leaping out of my GoW disk towards my would-be-killers - and splattered them all as shapeless red gore among the woods by flying at them at infinite speeds. I thank Kratos, for he has taught me the true strength of a King

>>150001014
He's more often a consequence of something humanity has done rather than any specific thing humanity has done.
But he's also generally sapient and has the agency to grow and change.

>>150000996
>>150001009
back in my day when you wanted to slander your opponent you made some slander and didn't just take a KEKlin copypasta and replace some names
anyways I was looking for an example image of this and stumbled upon some foreshadowing

>Cuck spamming pajeets
>Copypastas
>Gore
Worst thread in a long time.

>>150001071
>A spiral of meltdowns
>CHADmon is so strong his spiral power influences real life

>>150000587
>Yang snapping Tifa's neck was hot
holy fuck, ben singer

Stop jerking off to Tifa, Ryuko, Bayo, Mikasa, Cammy, Weiss, Batgirl, Galaxia , Zelda, She-Ra, and Widowmaker's deaths.

>>150001064
and if you can break the roof, you can break the skyscraper. BOOM.

>>150001075
>black shonenshitter
>Kamina
>Leeron
>Simon
>Every shonenshitter
Simon!

>>150000949
Kek, based, canon.

>>150001075
ClarkGOD...

>>150001084
I'd be surprised, but I a /dbs/ scholar. So Gore, cucking, and etc doesn't surprised me

>>150001083
>DBZfags babbling about Asura of all characters getting wanked when none of their own save for literal Gods have any feats above planet level

>>150001087
Oh, and Makima's death, I suppose. Even if just one anon cares about her death.

>>150001084
What if we mix in .EXEs too? After all, RED vs Sonic.exe was part of the Kickstarter suggestions.

>>150001075
>Black DCuck
>Hal
>Superman and Russian cock
>Every single major DC character
>Every Dcuck
Who else but Kyle Rayner!

>>150001105
is that Elvira in the backround?

>>150001132
Yes

It just keep going.

The constant cuckposting, gore, and what next?

>KINGtos sits at two computers.
>On one, he writes "Kylejeet melty."
>On the other, he writes "Cucky Simon!"
"You are a monster no longer, /dbg/."

>>150001132
Yes. Don't ask me why.

>>150000949
Yup, it's canon.

>>150001075
you forgot to say you're trans listroon

>>150001132
yep, the anniversary year before last had Elvira featured, Voltaire too but that's a given since I believe him and Artix are friends.

>>150001138
It can get worse.

>>150001139
KEKtos would do this.

>>150001138
Detectiveku, why is this a gif if it is a still image?

I NEED AI PORN OF GOKU GETTING RAPED BY MEN
NOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

>>150001074
that's pretty cool
Not him, been a while since I read it (dammit is Pochi still not making chapters?) but I also remember they explicitly did a chapter showing Chiyo exists in a higher dimension, and the girl body is like a projection of that reaching into the 3d world. When the uncle first tries to make a wish of her and he gets pulled into that other dimension and the sight of it drives him mad

(there's a lot of theories from the chapters that the plot was gonna be Chiyo put them in a timeloop to repeat Summer forever, but until the series continues we won't get that confirmed lol)

>>150001159
Hulkbro...

>>150001138
Gokubro you should stop paying attention to patterns it isn't like your hero to be so inquisitive.

>>150001139
FUARK he was TEACHING us!

>>150001138
Fear it, run from it, the assvoid is inevitable.

>>150001159
Bardock...

I am actually bisexual

Shit, I forgot that Harley Quinn and Renamon also suffered ryona deaths.

>>150001176
>Godzilla will ASSVOID Hulk after he wins
Yup.

Queen of on-screen feats and DB

>>150001159
Grandpa Gohan...

RAPE FOR THE RAPE GOD
KEKS FOR THE KEK CHAIR

>>150001185
Harley wasn't really that gruesome though, isn't that a requirement

>>150001199
/dbg/ could spawn a Chaos God of rape and cuckoldry with how obsessed they are with both.

>>150001189
and of starting the decline of Square Enix and FF
still ongoing, by the way

>>150001189
Oops sorry, I meant to post Asura after her surgery!

>>150001199
Fulgrim...

I’m beginning to feel like a rap god…

>>150001211
Kratos would defeat it with the power of HOPE

My future Death Battle episode ends with me being raped…

HOPEzilla??

>>150001161
There haven't been any new chapters, unfortunately. Pochi-sensei has talked about wanting to write for it more now that she's feeling better.
Chiyo does offer to trap Yuu's enemies in eternal time loops, and there are a few other instances that show that she really is the top dog in the setting. Haru (heavily implied to be a Hound of Tindalos) was defeated by just her shadow. It's also stated that Chiyo could rewrite the entire world on a whim if she wanted to.
I recall seeing theories about time loops (with the canon H-manga taking place in later loops) or Yuu actually becoming the setting's King in Yellow so he and Chiyo could be together forever. Like you said, we can't really tell yet.

>>150001189
Firion's sidekick

my hero would job to the Dark Empress extraordinare herself

>>150001229
KEKtos would empower it with his third world supporters, especially Warrior-Z.

>>150001229
but can Kingtos beat Jiren?

>>150001172
>>150001158
>>150001176

/dbs/ is dead, I don't want my new home to be filled with the amount of constant cuckposting and gore that leads to people here posting cp, scat, gore, doxxing, and eventually the threads being filled unironic Anons that makes the threads all to themselves.

I noticed that when a thread's bant can't be taken by someone, the OP isn't to someone's liking, or someone starts talking in good faith that didn't met their world views.

Cuckposting happens just to derail, or prune the thread.

>>150001235
Hulk…
Deathwing…
Iris…

>>150001235
a fight featuring a woman whose death ben can fap to

Who's the most important cuck character in all of /dbg/?

>>150001250
Yes you do.

>>150001250
Why'd you have to remind me that /dbs/ is dead, even when it was already heavily decayed by 2023 I still had fun posting there before I saw the writing on the wall with Daima and left.

>>150001255
Mario

Just rangeban India, it’s not that hard.

>>150001189
yaaaaawwwwn
Weakest Disgaea girl fodder

>>150001255
YABBA DABBA DOO! I'M SUCH A HAPPY KINGtos!

>>150001241
>Pochi-sensei has talked about wanting to write for it more now that she's feeling better
alhamdullilah my brother

one moment that comes back to me i think was cool was when that shop lady was bothering her with too much talk so she just mindcontrolled her by making eye contact

>>150001255
Fred Flintstone despite him not being a cuck

>>150001252
>The strongest Midgar princess out of NOWHERE

>>150001249
Kratos is Jiren, as he is also Jesus. Think of it like the Holy Trinity, except Boundless

>>150001189
Are her feats enough to get her past Nono?

>>150001297
HULK YOU LITTLE SHIT GET BACK HERE

>>150001297
they need to factor in this running away feat when Hulk is fleeing for his life in the death battle

>>150001255
Monkey D Luffy is the only actual cuckold I can think of but not even this place is brown enough for One Piece.

>>150001243
fucking KEK
this person is in this thread with us

>>150001285
Here's hoping. There are also the Uncle x Haru detective light novel and the OVA...
Anyways, Chiyo mindwiped the shop lady. It also seems like she can summon something like the ocean on this page.

>>150001250
But that didn't answer my question about the gif...
Anyways I won't lie and say I am always good faith, I make fun of Sonic scalers.
I do like Dragon Ball though. Even just did my first full read through of the manga a few months back.

>>150001255
Superman

>>150001087
Good thing that would never happen to Witchbabe

>>150001243
>3 whole dollary doos

>>150001319
...because CHADce CHADner will solo Ultima himself while the TODDLERulk shits himself and cries.

Good match-up for Sailor Moon? I just want it because the cuckposting is insane for her.

>>150001243
Sent ;)
Always good to support a fellow transwoman in these trying times!

>>150001255
Mark Grayson Mark Graysonson from Planet Mark Grayson of course!

EHHHHHHHHHH!?!?! GODZILLA-SAMA!?!?!? YOU'RE HERE TO GAPE MY ENTIRE CONTINUTY DESPITE MY BEST MAGICAL POWERS TO RESTRAIN OR EVEN DELAY YOU PROVING INEFFECTIVE!!?!?!?! N-NAAAAAANIIII!??!?! YOU KNOCKED THOR INTO SPACE WITH ONE PIDDILY LITTLE SWIPE OF YOUR BIG GIRTHY TAIL!?!?!?! WHAAAAAAAAAT!? SUE STORM'S PUSY IS ALREADY FLOWING LIKE NIAGRA FALLS AT THE PROSPECT OF ONE CHANCE ENCOUNTER WITH YOUR ATOMIC BLC (BIG LIZARD COCK)!??!?! H-HUUUH!?!? YOU'RE HERE TO EXERT DOMINANCE OVER THE CALCIFIED AND CRUSTY FAILING INSTITUTION OF AMERICAN SUPERHERO MEDIA?!?!! WELL YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!

>>150001250
>>150001138
>>150001071

>Fucking is being a detective than Batman or Tim Drake

WTF?! Gokubro, you're stealing Bruce and Tim's job

>>150001243
Why would a person like this post in Death Battle threads on 4chan?

>>150001243
>>150001346
>we can donate money to the local sperg
will be sending $5,000 for the sex change operation ASAP

The ultima equation is high school level maths btw

>>150001351
Goku

>/dbs/ dead
>/dbg/ turns into cuck spam, gore, drama, doxxing
curious

>>150001351
Madoka. Sakura Kinomoto. Some pretty cure character. Goku. Pegasus Seiya.

>>150001360
K.b.c

>genjutsu
Gg bro

>>150001375
Far too advanced for /dbg/, then

I just solved the Ultima equation

>>150001400
KINGtos

>>150001400
My pet hamster...

>>150001400
Mei Kamino…

>>150001400
I just unsolved it. Do it AGAIN.

>>150001397
>implying Minato doesn't just statcheck FRAUDsh
Flash is barely even Jiraiya's Porn Tier.

>>150001400
My 3 year old son...

I just solved the Ultima equation again

Please care about Hulk... please support him...

>>150001400
SRW Y’s entire playable roster…

>>150001441
Bruce Banner... you're on your own looking after that manchild, buddy.

>>150001441
ok

If you can't solve this you can't solve the ultima equation:
y′′+4y′+5y=u(t−2)+3δ(t−1), with y(0)=0,y′(0)=1

FAT TORTA LATINAS!!!!!!

>>150001400
The Multiversal black guy from Danny Phantom…

>>150000494
Anon you got the other way around.

I actually thought the animation for Mei vs Banner was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Banner losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Mei to take little damage. It also put Mei in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Banner, and let Mei show how far she had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as her. She wasn't just fighting Banner, she was TEACHING Banner. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Mei would take the lessons she learned and help someone who was just like her.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Mei reunite with Yun, but it feels weird to have her just stand there and take that clap.

I haven't read Banner’s comics though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a youtube video summary!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big Kaiju fan I thought they did Mei justice and from what I saw they treated Banner with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten a tweet made just for them?

>>150001475
lets be honest, mald and rejoice will happen in both spheres

>>150001475
I don't think anyone here would really care about just Hulk vs Godzilla but I think people want to see Ultima Fraudchecked.

>>150001509
There’s history here, anon. It’s the one chance to get rid of a schizo that has been spamming since 2020.

Who did this to Hulk bros??

>>150001327
Oh? Pretty interesting i don't remember that chapter. She's definitely splooshing something her tho kek. Must reread it asap
Other stuff I suddenly now remember, is when she offered to bring the sun up in the middle of the night. If I remember right, when the Hound girl was warning Yuu that she's dangerous she said something like she's gonna warp the reality of the whole world if she continues to exist. Something like that

>>150001525
yeah like every other victorious matchup for the people that defeated a foul schizo

>>150001534
Mario

>>150001534
a normal gorilla

>>150001360
i remember when he said this because every fact stated here in canon

>>150001534
Broly wtf, why would you do this?

>>150001546
I FUCKING HATE THIS ROBOT
STOP RUINING THE MOOD

>>150001534
Thor. He's the Bejita to Hulk's Goku.

>>150001462
y = Hope

>>150001534
Literal kaijuFAGGOT...

I know who's behind all of these cuckposts

>>150001565
Who's the Broly then? Hercules?

>>150001571
NO LIZARD
NO THROW HULK INTO SPACE AND BLAST HULK
HULK WILL DIE

>>150001585
>Tien out of NOWHERE
Nulybro…

Actual legit leak from an insider here:

>This is the show's first episode where both win
>The reason why the fight is so complicated is because of how hard it is to interpret their peak levels of power and how they'd even kill each other
>Basically say both would have issues killing the other since both of them can survive being reduced to a skeleton or worse
>Say Hulk stat gaps to a monstrous degree but Goji has a ton of hax
>They then bring up how Hulk has resisted some of that hax such as the Darwin thing, but also note how other times its worked such as Silver Surfer draining Hulk
>They clarify that Goji has historically struggled against opponents who could drain him as well, so it wasn't a wincon for either
>They then go on about Ultima and how weird and vague it all is, so it made it hard to determine how powerful it can be and how it could compete with the higher forms of Hulk's power such as Breaker-Apart
>They then have a small segment about Banner solving the equation, which they say is up to interpretation but seemed to lean towards the idea that he could solve it but would struggle to utilize the solution if he can't get away from the fight for a little bit
>Since both can technically win, they're both declared the winners
>As for the animation, it splits into two parts half way through after the big gamma explosion in the preview
>One fight is Breaker-Apart vs Hell Godzilla down in the underworld, the other is Space Punisher Hulk vs IT/Ultima out in space
>Breaker-Apart and Ultima win their respective fights, animation and models are a bit janky, I'd give it a 7/10 just for the creativity at least

>>150001593
I can't believe it

>>150001571
>AIEEEEE BAIL ME OUT HUMANITY I'M JOBBING AND NEED SOME RADIATION HAX!!!
Is this really our hero?

>>150001593
>first episode where both win
not an insider or they'd remember Courage vs Scooby

>>150001593
>he doesn’t remember courage vs Scooby
Fake and homosexual

>>150001593
Proof?

>>150001603
>Godzilla vs Destoroyah out of NOWHERE

>>150001607
Technically Eustace lost

>>150001616
>>150001607
A tie is not the same as both winning, retards. The whole point of a tie is neither win or lose.

>>150001159
Only if it's shota Goku

>>150001593
>>This is the show's first episode where both win
>forgets Scooby vs Courage
Fake and gay.

>>150001620
>genderbent
yawwwwn

You should be able to solve this

>>150001630
Then both winning is fucking impossible dipshit

Irisbros, do we have any advantages? I’m scared, I’m shaking…
We are going to die like that turtle cuck…

>>150001616
>>150001607
>>150001636
the whole point of courage vs scooby is that neither won because neither could kill each other
hulk and godzilla are equally likely to kill each other

>>150001648
the answer is Hope.

>>150001593
Post proof faggot

>>150001593
I know this is fake, but I honestly hope this doesn't happen. It's a lame cop out and it would just shit the bed after waiting so long.

>>150001538
Oh, found the page you were referring to earlier.
But yeah, Chiyo has a bad habit of doing whatever she wants as long as it doesn't bother Yuu. In one of the later chapters, Haru tells Yuu that she (Chiyo) would simply rewrite everything if it's not to her liking. She does have limits, though. Truly bringing someone back from the dead is beyond even her.

>>150001675
I agree, no bants for either side? That’s gay.

>>150001040
Ito's that famous horror manga right? The one with the giant head balloons that try to catch whoever they match? I haven't read many of those or heard of Franken Fran. Blonde girl with the big screws in her head on google images looks cute though. For context, the body horror is mostly brought up as a consequence of interacting or communing with the Outer Gods. Like for example, not realizing you chopped up your fingers thinking you grew tentacles for hands minutes after doing that. D can get a talking hand mouth that speaks Rh'lyian so that's cool.

>>150001074
Deadliest thing an Outer God has done? The Outer Gods each dream up their own reality, which each of these is implied to be made up of what humanity considers to be reality, that goes away when they wake up. This is presumably instant once they wake up with their only their avatar's lasting for seconds until their true forms wake up.

Deadliest thing a human has done? The dating rituals contain a lot of power but are confined so far to the context of using them for dating Outer Gods. Darling in the first game in one of the endings for chapter 2 used Estir's playbook to smash Carcosa into his own planet to technically smooch her. Carcosa is considered one of Estir's avatars like the bewitching goddess you host in the chapter.

Deadliest thing that could happen period? The End of All Things. Literally just Astirid waking up because she is dreaming up the reality where all the Outer Gods' true forms sleep in. Game does really play into the idea of the interpretation that the Outer Gods dream reality and you are their dream guy.

Which character is the bike cuck of Death Battle

>>150001675
I think people would be more pissed if that actually did happen rathe than one winning and one losing. Unforunately, I can see them pulling this in order to not upset both fanbases.

>>150001715
Glacius

>>150001715
>KYM
Nobody uses that site now.

>>150001715
Mikey

>>150001715
Goku

>>150001593
fakest and gayest leak so far

>>150001682
cool, I love that page cause of the creepy eyes and how the woman is completely brainwashed the next page. I know she does it to Yuu in the h-manga too but this one is cooler cause she's not trying to be cute
You're right bout that, though imo it's cause she doesn't want to try again after she completely got the wrong idea when she made Haru. Like maybe she COULD if she used time travel or used the specific corpse and her life-giving powers

>>150001656
>they both can win under certain circumstances
How is this impossible to you, peabrain?

>>150001744
II wish that was me

>>150001737
but he's the coolest turtle

>>150001593
Is there rap music?

>>150001744
bueno

>>150001753
he's a retard

>>150001771
well kinda, but he has the highest battle IQ of the turtles

How retarded would it be if Death Battle actually had both Godzilla and Hulk win?

ACTUAL insider here, I can’t believe I’m going behind Ben’s back to post this, but:
Reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight. It’s kind of lame but thems the breaks.

>AW MAN! I JUST GOT RIGHTS TO A CROSSOVER! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY TOHO, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME HULK'S NUGGET BABY!!
>AWWW RIGHT! BUT I HAVE ANOTHER CLAUSE FOR THE CONTRACT!
>TOHO! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE HULK-SAMA'S FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM HULK!
>ALRIGHT TOHO, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN HULK'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM HULK'S GAMMA SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE MOTHRA CARAPACE CANCER!
>MY WISHES HAVE BEEN GRANTED! YOU DESERVE A WORTHY NUGGET BABY, MY HERO!
>WOW HULK, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SUCH A WORLDBREAKER HULK!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! THIS IS AS FAR OUT AS ULTIMA! BON APPETIT HULK!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW MOTHRA AND MINILLA BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND! HA! SHE'S PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEY'RE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD HULK! THE OXYGEN DESTROYER IS NOTHING COMPARED TO HOW BAD YOUR DRY CUM IS! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME SUB WALL BUSTING WORM I AM HULK!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP!
>THE STENCH OF GAMMA RADIATION IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE! THIS SMELLS JUST LIKE JAPAN'S DUMPS!
>FART ON ME HULK, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS THUNDERCLAP MY WAY!
>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF HULK'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST KING OF MONSTERS EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!

>>150001699
Junji Ito is the horror mangaka, yes. I'd highly recommend him, even if his stories can be a bit silly. Tomie vs Makima would be funny.
>That list of abilities
Ah, so "standard" Lovecraftian things, then? I hope that if Astrid is ever included, the player character plays the flute for her to fall asleep to.
>>150001747
Pochi-sensei is actually fairly good at horror stuff. IIRC, she even stated that she wanted to be a horror writer when she was little. Strange how things turn out.
As for the inability to bring people back to life, I am assuming it's due to a "lack of soul" thing. She seems to be completely in control of the physical form, which we can see when she just randomly brings things to life or mutates stuff just by thinking too hard. It could also be why that one girl is so freaked out in a flashback.

>>150001788
i hope your favorite gets cucked hard

>>150001796
>the most disgusting post so far is from a hulkfag
Not beating the homosexual third worlder allegations.

>>150001771
MOOOOOOOOODDDDDDSSSSS!

>>150001796
>Not a single "Skreeonk"

>>150001752
Chi Chi...

>>150001783
Very retarded because it means people waited a long time for a cop out ending.

Zillakeks are really setting themselves up for disappointment aren't they?
I'm genuinely afraid they might ACK themselves their gay lizard dies horribly.
The sooner you retards admit that Godzilla is going to lose, the sooner you can start gaslighting yourself that it was inevitable so you don't feel as hurt when Hulk wins.

>>150001715
Miles unironically, even outside of here he's treated as a cuck thanks to his VA's schizophrenic outbursts

>>150001796
What does it say about me when I read this every time just to find out who gets bone cancer in the new version?

>>150001783
20%. They'll collect ire, but it'll mostly be limited to the VS community. More casual fans of both are likely to be fine with such an outcome.

>>150001817
I was talking about Superman

>>150001796
K, b, c

>>150001771
WHAT THE FUCK, THE R SLUR, IN 2025?!?!?!? THIS CANT BE WE HAVE TO CANCEL THE SHOW AND BAN WIZ FROM EVER SPEAKING AGAIN, MY GEN Z MIND CANT TAKE IT.

>>150001788
What an odd outcome.

>>150001783
honestly seems reasonable given no one can actually give a real explanation on what ultima even does

>>150001835
I'm Gen Z retard

GODZILLA SXSTERS WE LOSE TO THE SPY FROM TF2??? EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOOOOOOOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TnEGOzQg38

>people really think a pseudo-tie is impossible after Ben said this
>On top of people desperately wanting hulk to win and knowing how deranged zillatards are
Yeah okay, bud. Kek.

>>150001819
Hulkbro, just accept the fact that Hulk's going 0-3.

>>150001860
Don't ACK yourself on Sunday when Marvel scaling fucks Godzilla

>>150001816
Godzilla can't say skreeeonk in negotiations, it's part of his contract. He can only say it at sanctioned events.

>>150001875
I'm not going to rope when Hulk gets BTFO.

>>150001854
>spy
His voice is clearly Admiral Gyozen from Godzilla Unleashed.

I'm going to RAPE that fat ass lizard...

I hope we get fights with more "grounded" characters again soon.

>>150001804
yeah probably is that desu. I kept thinking of it like "oh this new human doll lacks the memories of the original silly her" but you're right it totally was that it has a different soul

related to that, if she does go back to drawing god willing, i wanna see more of her true form like that. It just hit me recently that this giant eyeball outside the window was meant to show Chiyo watching her

>>150001892
>Said Hulk, before getting his bussy penetrated by Ultima’s reality warping powers

>>150001363
Detectiveku is boundless

>>150001892
Mario wtf I know Peach friendzoned you but Bowser does NOT deserve that.

>>150001243
is victoria mikot actually a tranny or are people being obsessed

>>150001892
the main character of the Godzilla anime trilogy...

GGGGRAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I NEED TO FUCK HAIRY MALE SHIT FILLED ASS NOW!!!!!!!!!!

>>150001925
YUUUUUUMMMYYYYYYYY POST MORE!
Bowserbro btw.

>>150001936
Kratos...

>>150001936
Hulkbro, this isn’t the place…

"I hate Godzilla" anime guy vs "I hate Chaos" Final Fantasy guy, who wins?

>>150001925
No tits with timestamp = male

>>150001936
General Koslov…

>>150001936
Can't be Batman, Robin is always shaved... hm, Superman?

Fuark. I really need to take a shit bros...

>>150001936
YES....YESSSSSSSS!!

>>150001936
Godzilla, you don't even have a dick...

>>150001925
>She/Her on his deviantart page
>"Dark Empress"
also which one of you actually sent him money?

Fuark. I really need to take a Hulk bros...

>>150001593
The fucked up thing is that I could see them doing this purely as to not piss off both groups of fans.

>>150001976
>listtroon has actual simps now

>>150001976
>some anon sent the troon 300 dillary dollary doos
Wow.
>>150001968
K,b,c

>>150001951
Jack because his opponent would just kill himself

>>150001978
MCU Black Widow...

>>150001990
more like 300 dilatey dollary doos

>>150001976
>someone actually sent 300$
LMAO

>>150001995
HULK BUTTFUCK PUSSY

>>150001748
>lmao they both win but that's legally distinct from a tie cuz reasons
retardation, kill yourself. your fantasy writeup sucked radioactive kaiju cock.

>>150001976
I know you're all fucking bigots, but trans queens need our love and support. So that's why I, Sonicbro, sent her 300 dollars. #TRANSWOMENAREWOMEN

>people are betting 100k on the next episode
>people are sending internet troons hundreds of dollars
What has this community become?

>>150001976
it was I, the local Simonbro

>>150001976
KEK

>>150001976
It was me, I did it to spite you

>>150002011
Actual low IQ. Go back to your brownoid space.

>>150001976
I did because I'm a virgin and I NEED to get laid...sometimes beggars can't be choosers.

HULK SEND TRANNY MONEY FROM BANNERS ACCOUNT
HULK NO WANT REDDIT MODS MAD AT HIM FOR TRANSPHOBIA

who else here is a crossborder poster who only posts here?
I fucking hate /co/ and its shit taste eating up woke westoid slop garbage the past decade but love these threads because they're /dbs/ little

>>150002023
We support trans rights here, chud

NO VAGINA
NO CLITORIS
AND PROBABLY NO HAIRLINE BECAUSE THIS GUY FEEDS ON ESTROGEN

>>150002023
I feel like the 100k thing has to be fake. There's no way there's an actual betting ring around Death Battle.

>>150001976
I did, CHADsura is a monster no longer and he would support her

>>150002051
He will be sucking the barrel of the gun soon enough.

>>150001925
>>150002048

>>150001976
I sent it! To show my beautiful wife (born male) that I support her rights even if her penis is bigger than mine!

>>150002069
>jobs to a street level MHA character
enough kekniman

>>150001976
WHEN IS LISTTROON OPENING A DONATION GOAL FOR XHER BOTTOM SURGERY. C'MON GUYS LET'S SUPPORT OUR TRANS QUEEN!

>>150001976
It was me, the KyleCHAD

>>150002064
There is, surpised ben and swan don't abuse it. It's those shady gambling sites tho

there's nothing wrong with being a cute trans girlie :3

You know, my little brother turned out to be a flaming homosexual, but I was just relieved he wasn’t a fucking troon. I can live with him fucking dudes if he’s not lopping his cock off.

Chibi Godzilla please save me from the tranny posters

>>150001976
Me, KINGtos would approve of supporting BIPOC and LGBT folk.

>>150002097
Itachi...

>>150002080
Can't job to someone unable to pull the trigger

>>150002069
>Omniman wakes up in a dark, slimy room.
>"W-Where am I?"
*GURGLE GURGLE*
"BUUUUUUUUUUURP! MMM, VILTRUMITE IN MY TUMMY!"
>Omniman realizes he has been VORED by a FAT BITCH!
>And what's worse...
>DIGESTIVE ACID STARTS RISING!

>>150001976
As a KINGtosSCHOLAR, I wanted to help support our TRANS QUEENS! We MUST be better and end the cycle of transphobia. When a trans QUEEN speaks, we must sit down and listen.

>>150002069
Surely Nolan isn't the only dissident Viltrumite to have existed. So why don't they make armor to mitigate the utility of the knife hand?

>>150002102
listroon...

>>150002108
He calls people faggot all the time, not to reclaim it, he just likes insulting people.

I think Detective Goku was right.

>>150002113
>>DIGESTIVE ACID STARTS RISING!
kek

>>150002126
The response should be to permaban all the /dbs/ posters.

ok but trans women are actually hot though

>>150002126
of course he is

>>150002126
They're the ones doing it.

>>150002119
Viltrumites can only work harder, never smarter.

>>150001976
I sent the donation. As the Bi-KING, confirmed by my creators, I happily support trans people. Why, my wives Lysandra and Laufey are proud trans women who bore me two wonderful children (please ignore I killed the first one and the second one left me).

>Literally joking to support a trans-person

So, it begins, ironically supporting a trans-person that eventually lead to Gigiposting in /dbs/. I see this...

>>150002143
Idk DC fags have been posting cucky Simon. This general needs a purge tbqh

>>150002113
This gave me an erection.

>fatfaggotry
>homosexual spam
>now people are sending listtroon money
2 more days btw. Let's how bad these threads can really get.

>>150002087
Imagine if that's how Death Battle perma ends, Ben or others getting got by the government for gambling fraud.

>>150002069
Nolan did this to me once

>>150001906
Here's hoping. I dearly want more.

>>150002169
Fat gay paypiggies are people too!

>>150002170
>they get raided by the feds during a fireside chat
>one of the crew gets domed live on stream

>>150002068
protect trans queens

>>150002169
*See

>>150002169
Is there anything /dbs/ has experienced that this thread hasn't gone through yet? I feel like the goreposting already put us at rock bottom

>>150002173
Black guy Viltrumite...

>>150002200
Anon, rock bottom is actual criminal material. Let’s hope we don’t get there.

>>150002161
lucky for me I'm a religious person meaning I hate gays and trannies by default and wouldn't support them

>>150002191
I wonder how the thread would react. Would we be freed from the cycles?

HULK WANT MORE TRANNIES. HULK NEED MORE TRANNY POSTING

>>150002214
I’m not religious and I hate trannies. They’re just annoying on the internet.

>>150002200
I've been to /dbs/ and trust me, it can always get worse.

>>150002200
Jirenbro posting the selfie with the fucking my little pony poster visible in the background
nothing can ever compare to that day

Now I've seen the pattern, going from cuckposting wherein everyone's emotions are running high. To then posting a trans-person's dilemma, which in turn causes everyone's emotion to false-flag to insult the other.

I'm warning you all now, that this posted trans-person might just became a staple to bant around here, that'll evolve into unironic posting about the person. It'll be the same as Gigiposting.

I see this, and I know what you're doing.

>>150002224
Homolk….

I LOVE VALID TRANS WOMYNNNNNN!!!!

>>150002222
It would be extremely active for the first week before dying permanently once everyone finds a new shitpost general.

ENOUGH! Please... I can't fucking take this anymore...

>>150002248
kratos-sama .....

>>150000916
Sadly that fanfic was otoko, so he TRAPPED and BETRAYED them.

>>150002242
Detective Goku, how do we stop this? You should do this full time, you’re way better at this than trying to fight Superman.

Time is a flat circle

>>150002188
>Chiyo summons a downpour to keep him from walking away from her cover
damn she's so powerful

Avatarfagging is how a general begins to end and drama takes over btw

>>150002248
simon (who canonically let a tranny take his first time because he was so mindbroken from being kekked)...

>>150002267
Yup

>>150002248
KIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!

>>150002264
...in a loop of eternally cucking Simon, the same way otoko simon wrote Kamina into existence to cuck and nerf himself...

>>150001804
Oh yeah, I was thinking about what to put in there but that list already got long. Here are some of the weirder things at the top of my head not fixating on "biggest destruction potential"

The Dating Books:
>Giving your OuterWaifu a cream puff
>Sleeping in a big chrysalis that makes you more susceptible to transmutation
>Rhok'zan has one that is literally called Psychedelic Roots and another that amps up carnal desires like bloodlust
>A couple that are unfriendly to your pet turtle
>A couple that are REALLY unfriendly to anyone's face
>Some sixth sense thing that lets you detect nearby creatures that are on the brink of death
>Star
>Insane immortality
>Those god damn babies that give you free santa bags + a whole bunch of eldritch horrors
>One that summons that brings reality so close to the Outer Depths it just causes the apocalypse.
>Can give Ln'eta a hug and take a break while she spoils you.

Things the Outer Gods can do I thought would be cool to bring up:
>Literally pronounce any language fluently even ones that are made up
>Several different ways of screwing around with your perception of reality, even those with resistances to them will >eventually be driven mad.
>Estir's performance (Slay King)
>Ln'eta can move so fast she looks like she just blinks into D's bathroom when he calls her name (Likely actual movement because we see what teleportation looks like from Estir and Nyan Nyan
>>150002113 >may or may not be literally Astirid when finale comes out

Also Ln'eta accidently flashed her titties at D which killed him so be careful for that. Worth it

>>150002276
Luckily we haven't reached that stage yet.

FRAUDzilla can't even beat a monkey, what's he going to do against Hulk?

>>150002287
S... SINGULAR POINT?

>>150001255
Sonic

>>150002242
Better to just filter it whenever it comes up so that the fire is deprived of fuel then. Don't give it attention Detective.
Speaking of though, in another world, Goku's keen eye, pattern recognition, and unique sociability would make him a good detective.

>Godzilla wrecks the DC universe
>no one cares
>Godzilla wrecks the Marvel universe
>marvelfags scream 'NOOOOO MY WHOLESOME CHUNGUS SPIDERINO! MY WHOLESOME HECKIN HULK!'
>marvelbros don't care

should Panty and Stocking get to fight another duo or group of combatants

AAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS VOOOOIIIIIIDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

>>150002313
get that monkey's much smaller cousin to beat him up again

>>150002321
Dante and Vergil

>>150002265
The foundation of cuckposting is already here, nothing you could but just balance the cuckposting out, and making sure not to take it too far, and not get personal.

>>150002276
That's the worst fears, cuckposting begins with bant, then people take those bants seriously, and has a vendetta. Which in turn leads to thread drama as people get named like "Pintar" or "Yzilma" turning the thread into a drama thread.

It's a spiral of evolution that if left unchecked, makes these threads into just drama.

>>150002313
>can’t beat a monkey
Please remind me what happened to Kong in their rematch.

>>150002338
sex battle

>>150002313
???
>1962, round 1, Godzilla beat Kong
>Round 2, Godzilla almost cooks Kong before Kong gets powered up by lightning
>Round 3, Kong retreats from the battle and swims away after overpowering Godzilla
>GvK, round 1, Godzilla almost kills Kong
>GvK round 2 in China, Godzilla causes Kong to have a heart attack and flatline.
>Round 3, MechaGodzilla almost kills Kong and Godzilla saves him
>GxK round 1, Godzilla suplexes Kong and almost dies

>>150001898
Sauce?

>>150002207
That’s already happened in these threads, I remember some sick fuck posted CP with the words “Death Battle is dumb” or something along those lines a while ago.

WHY THE FUCK IS GOKU BEING A DETECTIVE THAN FUCKING BATMAN?!

>>150001255
Goku (Kakarot) and all Dragon Ball fans (brown spics)

>>150002368
Naruto would DESTROY Hulk. He would gape those other two jobbers though.

>>150002371
because he failed at his job of being "the strongest" and Batman had to take his place

>>150002390
>hulkfags are pedophiles
lol, and here i was reporting kaijutard for pedophilia.

>>150002248
Kyle after seeing Jade get fucked by another man…

>>150002367
When the fuck did this happen? I’m glad I wasn’t there for it.

>>150002293
… coped Kyle as he watched Lucas Simon fuck Jade the love of his life…

>>150002404
>admitting to false reports
Nikobro….

>>150001976
>latina/asian
damn I can no longer support her anymore, I'm only attracted to white women

What would you say if I told you the animator of GvS3 literally posted here?

>>150002296
It's implied that Yuu is already partially insane, so seeing his "big sister's" breasts shouldn't cause him to lose any Sanity.
I assume that the Dating Books are supposed to be a spoof on the Necronomicon?
Also, is everyone considered an "Outer God"? IIRC, only Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, Nyarlathotep, and sometimes Shub-Niggurath were at that tier.

>>150002410
A fraction of this blast fodderizes the Gurren Lagann verse.
Canon.

>>150002358
>FRAUDzilla struggles against a babby Kong with barely any experience fighting anything
KWAB

>>150002434
Id ask you to leak the next fight.

>>150002390
GODkainu!!!

>>150002371
ESLku...

>>150002391
...post Naruto destroying a mountain?

>>150002434
I would say KISS MY WIFE CLARK-KUN

>>150002443
Godzilla never fought 'babby kong'? He fought a full grown Kong all three times and won?

this whole thread is a dumpster fire, just starting posting gay porn already so i can jerk off and leave

I'm not sure anything can top that anon naming his new litter of cats after the thread's suggestions and then posting a few days later that the mother ate her kids.

>>150002465
she ate Outliers only

>>150002443
>HBOCulk
LOL

What did you all do to mind break raj this time?

>>150002465
we warned him not to blaspheme Kratos, he didn't listen...

>>150002465
Screencap?

>>150002409
I think it was early in the morning in some time of last year, some fag who was in an argument used that post to immediately slander the guy he was arguing with as a pedophile.

>>150002464
HulkCHAD btw.

>>150002464
Gayku...

>>150002390
>Hulkfags are actual pedophiles
KWAB

>>150002464
ZillaBEAST btw.

>>150002465
This genuinely convinced me these threads had some satanic infection. Someone should compile it into an image

>>150002434
I wouldn't be surprised at all.
>>150002360
Wuthering Waves. I sometimes like posting it.
>>150002443
>Kong was fully grown
>Kong spent his entire life fighting
>Godzilla stomped Kong almost every single time, with the only thing actually knocking Godzilla down being an axe blow powered by his own atomic breath

>>150002410
This blast at full power barely tickles Boota before he annihilates Kyle and his entire cosmology btw

>>150002319
>CHUDZILLA gets sucked into the Ass Void
>everyone cheers

COPE AND SEETHE KAIJUFAG!!!!

I still remember, back in those ancient days, when Pokemon Advance was recent. People hated May, and wanted Misty back. I also remember how disliked how May has a visible boob figure.

>>150002458
>>150002503
>LEND ME YOUR ENERGY TIAMAT, THIS IS A CRIPPLED KONG WITH A BOXING GLOVE I'M UP AGAINST!

>>150002450
He can't. Fortunately, Sexy Jutsu would give Hulk a stroke since he can't stand the sight of naked women.
K.O!!!

>>150002464
This and make sure it's sissy femboy porn as well.
My hero? You already know who he is.

Did anyone hear a fag who openly saves Nikocado's asshole to their PC hard drive willingly?

what is it even like fucking a fat guy like niko? wouldn't it smell really bad?

>>150002480
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149524373/#149526479

>>150002528
>>150002525
Schizo brains work in mysterious ways.

>>150002520
>crippled
Kong wasn't crippled in any of his fights against Godzilla. Keep hiding behind other characters, Hulkfag.

>>150002520
He powered up by killing Tiamat because he REALLY wanted to genocide all of the monkeys

>>150002529
>he posts the severed limbs of the kitten
Holy shit

>>150002529
Poor thing
>I live in a shithole and there's no vets where I live.
Really sad. Hope those other cats turned out fine

>>150002549
>posts an actual guy who jobbed to an actual baby monkey with an axe

>>150002433
>a spic + chink + tranny fusion
HOLY SHIT THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED
HE HATES SUPERMAN BECAUSE SUPERMAN HATES JAPS

>>150002561
No one thinks the Skar King is anything except a jobber. He's just a really funny jobber.

>>150001976
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN, BAHAHAHHA

>>150002433
I NEED TO SEE HER BOUNCING ON A BIG WHITE COCK RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

I am going to give listtroon CAPE Correction

>>150002561
wasn't he also scar kings kid? I thought scar king was monopolizing all the female apes

>>150002567
Super you can't make fun of asians people, you know what happened after you went to russia...

IN BRIGHTEST DAY, IN BLACKEST NIGHT
NO TRANS GIRL SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT
THOSE WHO WORSHIP'S BIGOTS' MIGHT
BEWARE MY POWER
TRANS LANTERN'S LIGHT

In this thread:
>someone spammed gore
>I learned someone actually posted CP
>I learned about the cat incident
>some random troon got hundreds of dollars from a moron
This thread is amazing.

These threads really are steadily approaching prime /dbs/ tier, in both a good and bad way.

>>150002664
welcome to /dbs/

>>150002632
He needs it so bad.

>>150002654
No, Scar King kicked his father into lava. Probably killed his mom earlier.

>>150002675
Honestly one shit episode might push it to madness, hulkzilla might be it

Hydrogen peroxide droplets can be used to help with clean excess earwax build up.

>>150002664
>>I learned someone actually posted CP
In these threads? No way, I've never seen it get that unhinged here.

>>150002660
I remember when Kyle said this.

>>150002677
/dbs/ jobbed to jannies, unlike /dbg/

>>150002660
MEOWTH DAT'S RITE!

>>150002675
if hulk wins these threads are going to go nuclear
fully expect the final excuse for jannies to kick it to /trash/

>>150002664
The collective sanity of these threads has gone down the drain since Krasura.

>>150002711
Hulkzilla IS already it, would you tell me with a straight face half of this shit would've happened if it wasn't delayed? I don't believe that for a second, only way it can make things even worse is if it's a Krasura tier shitfest

>>150002720
It only happened once so far and it was at a time when most thread regulars were asleep, but it fid happen.

>>150002725
OoooHoHohooo
OoooHoHohooo
OoooHoHohooo
OoooHoHohooo

>>150002724
/dbg/ is next on the chopping block

Krasura and Kylemon combined salt destroyed these threads sanity

>>150002753
kylemon did nothing you fool. KINGtos broke this place

>>150002433
>>150002567
>spic side hates Superman because he's the opponent Goku and always beats him
>the chink side hates Superman because he was racist to the Japanese in the silver age
it all makes sense now

>>150002763
kylemon was this shit every single day for a straight month
the only difference is that simon winning didn't cause massive fallout, whoever wins this shit will

>>150002774
>fallout
I mean, this is a radiation themed fight!

>>150002297
How new are you?

>>150002768
bro chinks hate nips

Nanking and shit bro

>>150002514
God bless and keep you, anon.

>>150002836
the dude from the Godzilla anime trilogy...

>>150002319
First time was funny. Second time was faggotry

>>150002850
Third time will be COMEDY

Alright which one of you chucklefucks made this thread? >>150002687

>>150002865
what? Godzilla destroys Image?

>>150002880
Imagine mark and spawn getting rekt by Godzilla lmao.

>>150002433
I can't believe listroon is a mixed troon with 0% white

>>150002874
Me. Deal with it.

>>150002913
Kratos is a pajeet!!!!!!?!?!?!

Someone make a new thread

>>150002926
New rule is we wait until we're at page 10, or this thread is archived.

The Janny deletes it otherwise

>>150002880
>>150002888
Image isn't a shared canon

>>150002962
Fuark... our GiH wank... gone forever...

this janny tweaking fr fr. Good thing the uncs in this thread know da roolz

Pokebros...I'm praying we aren't next after Hulk and Godzilla. At this rate, our antifeats and low scaling mean that Yugi will SWAT Ash like a FLY. What's our plan to stop this form happening? Discord raid?

>>150002962
Godzilla shatters the boundaries between the canons

How does one make convincing mixed-race asian/latina characters with AI? Asking for a friend.

>>150003013
make them brown but with them squinty eyes and buck teeth

>>150002988
Mewtwo vs Shadow 2 a couple months later to compensate.

>>150003023
kek that would be foul if they just said the results remain the same

>>150002926
>>150002935
just do it

>>150003022
Huh, how didn't he thought to use his mirror is beyond me.

If it wasn't for every thread from communities I'm actually a part of either never reaching over 100 posts before getting archived or somehow outright fucking sucking even more than these do, I probably would've taken the entire week off
I need to visit more boards

>>150002525
Trolls?