>HNGH YESSS SIMON YESS YESSS FUCK MY LATINX WILLPOWERED WET WARTY GREEN BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO reidi by therewolf media YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SIMON I CAN FEEL YOUR BIG SPIRAL DRILL HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.
>SIMON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY SPIC FUCKING KEKED FRIDGED SHITTY MUTTCLITTY WITH A SPIRAL POWERED CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN WHAT SUPERMAN GETS FROM MOTHER RUSSIA ON A DAILY BASIS?!?!?!?!?! IN GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK
>STIFFEN JADE'S WOMB, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE JADE FOR 20 ENTIRE DC ISSUES SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR SPIRAL POWERED SEMEN!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/latinofemboys THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SIMON THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU GOOK!!!! BY BLACKEST NIGHTS I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT SPIRAL LOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER HAL AND GUY GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/latinxtwinksgettingdrilled SO JADE AND MY FRIDGED GIRLFRIEND COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE THE BRIGHTEST DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>SIMON YOU STUPID FUCKING GOOK BEAST BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU SUBHUMAN HOBO!!!!!! I'M GONNA CUT YOUR FUCKING NECK WITH MY SUB-CITY LEVEL BUSTING SCISSORS!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING BECOME THE WHITE LANTERN AND SURPASS HAL AND THE ANTI-MONITOR AND THE SPECTRE AND THE LIFE EQUATION ANYDAY NOW!!!!! I WILL SHOW YOU THE SAME GAPING THAT I WILLINGLY LET LUCAS SIMON GIVE ME!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING GOOK
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK LANTERN!!!!