Thread 150203636

Post unconventional Fights

Ohnononono

Merciful KINGtos has decided to use his GODLY COCK to EDUCATE your heroes on how to be BETTER MEN, now say PLEASE and THANK YOU!

KKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSS

I am actually mindbroken from the Simon posts at the end of last thread and I'm not even a Gurren Lagann fan. Why did his creator think it was a good idea to do this to him?

Makabros This Soul eater Manga shit feels more like a Black Star manga! Are we Frauds!? Will DB recognize this and feed our girl to Ruby!?

>>150203636 (OP)
carrey wins

>>150203646
This is knuckles hoping Sonic and Tails make up.

Chat is this canon? https://youtu.be/r-MA1x4wOkQ?si=6bYS56c3RawDcPdb

>>150203659
Cuckoldry builds character.

>>150203660
Shit... I forgot the pic...

>>150203660
From what I have heard from actual(?) RWBY fags here, the same shit goes Ruby, except she somehow becomes more a jobber as times passes.

>>150203676
kek. retard

>Japan decides to pander to westerners
>makes their MCs cucks like Simon and Deku
What does it mean?

>>150203655
THANK YOU KINGTOS! My hero, ben, is in dire need of education

>YABBA DABBA DOO I WILL SEE MY BULL IN THE BUSHES AS I F-
Enough maka...PLEASE. STOP THIS MADNESS.

>>150203693
>westerners
*murricans

>>150203671
>flashing her body and flaunting her sexuality to men who aren't Simon
Absolutely.

Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle
>Soul Eater
-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (7,428 miles)
-Black Star can dodge Lasers
-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)
-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood
-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw
-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves
>RWBY
-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)
-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules
-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava
-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT
-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space
-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)
-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)
-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash
-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT

>>150203707
Maka thinks Simon enjoys getting cucked and even by animals too like her. She's trying to help him out here, but doesn't realize what she's doing wrong.

>>150203708
Canadians and Britbongs are cucks too.

>>150203660
Ruby has the same problem. Jaune basically ate all her character development

>>150203693
and Naota in FLCL too

you'll find it's a trend in every Gainax Westernslop anime.

Looking for Ruby fanarts I found a lot of Cuckquean material of Weiss having Ruby fucked by other men for her voyeuristic pleasure.
But I've never seen a single Maka fanart of her watching Soul fuck other women (there's fanart of Soul cheating on her but not cucking her)
Is Weiss the real cuck all along?

>>150203749
Yes

>>150203740
So...
Jaune Vs Black Star is the way?

Have you learned your lesson to only study CHADLY NORSE KINGS like Kratos?

Were all those humiliating experiences in the first half of the show really necessary?

>>150203763
"in the first half"
in the manga the Anti Spiral rapes Nia and Cucky Simon watches it all just like with Kamina Sama

OH NO!/
HE COULDN'T GO
3 - 0
LOL
LMAO

>>150203762
YES I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON KINGTOS! PLEASE MAKE ME A BETTER MAN!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QKOTcuiHVw

>>150203756
A stomp but one the RWBY fandom wouldn't mind since they hate Jaune when they aren't self inserting as him/making him a xianxia character in fanfics

I just feel bad for Simon now. Poor guy.

>>150203770
>in the manga
Wasn't it in the anime too?

>>150203785
He asked for it by worshipping his bull like a fucking fag. Kiss another man's ass and worship him and do all his work and he will cuck you

Be honest. You would worship Kamina too.

>>150203788
no, unless you're thinking of a different scene. This was manga-exclusive, he literally fucks her and the sfx make it look like she cums from it. She's a dripping mess after he's done

I thought you were all just shitposting calling Simon a cuck.

Post ftl feats

>>150203810
I'd kick his ass then make him watch while I fucked Yoko.

Kingtos scholar btw. I'm not a faggy fart-sniffing anime twink i'm a real man.

>>150203763
Shota Simon is so cute!!!!

>>150203812
Watch episode 8 lmao

he literally, CANONICALLY, loses all his powers because he keeps having cuck fantasies remembering Kamina cucking him. It's a literal weakness of his

>>150203825
He's 14. He's just a pudgy cucky midget
that orange haired boy who's the same height as him but half the age is an actual shota

>>150203762
I have, I abandoned that sissy Hindu Asura

>>150203824
>Kingtos scholar
You're not a real man. You're a BETTER man.

In the Quran, ghayrah is the principle that men must act on jealousy, especially a man’s protectiveness over his love’s chastity. They must never bend the knee or allow themselves to be humiliated in service or subjugation to another man.

Sahih al-Bukhari; Sahih Muslim:

The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said:
“Do you feel astonishment at Sa’d's jealousy? By Allah, I have more ghayrah than he does, and Allah has more ghayrah than I do.
Because of Allah’s intense ghayrah, He forbade all forms of indecency — whether done openly or secretly.
And there is no one who loves to see the indecent repent more than Allah. That’s why He sent prophets to guide and warn the indecent.
And no one is more protective and jealous over Man’s honor than Allah — and that is why He forbade sexual immorality.”

If Simon had followed the Quran, this would not have happened

>>150203845
>>150203847
FUARK I'M GONNA BE A BETTER MAN TOO

Kingtos, Koslov, Kirkman, Kamina. What is it with K and having boundless power?

https://youtu.be/VT6LFOIofRE?si=fN1oMYW4UGLXOZBw
WORSHIP THE LOUDMOUTH, LOSE THE ORIGINAL
CRY! CRY! WORSHIP KAMINA!
SUCK UP THE CRINGEFEST, LICK THE UNCRITICAL
CRY! CRY! WORSHIP KAMINA!

POWER TO THE DUDES, POWERLESS IN SCENES
SHRIVELING CREEPS STAMMERING, ONIONS IN THEIR JEANS
HE BE THE MOST INFLATED BRO-GOD IN ALL THE LAND
WATCH THE FANBOYS JUST EAT THAT SAND

HIDING IN THE BUSH TO WATCH HER KISS
"IT'S NOT MY CONCERN!" HE WHIMPERS THROUGH THE MIST
YA SHORT AND DEPRESSED, NO GIRL IMPRESSED
WORSHIP THE LOUDMOUTH, YOU KNOW THE REST

'CAUSE HE LOST HIS BALLS, JUST A BETA IN CHAINS
IF YOU WANNA STAY SAD, JUST PRAISE THROUGH PAIN
WOW! FANBOYS WANNA DEFEND THIS FRAUD
SORRY, MY ROAST GONNA MAKE ‘EM NOD, BRO

I’M SO SORRY FOR THE BLINDING TRUTH
WE GONNA, BURN DOWN YOUR SHOUNEN YOUTH
GET READY TO FACE IT, TIME TO DECLINE, UH HUH
IF YOU STILL STAN, THAT'S A SIGN

TOUGH LUCK, SIMONS!

>>150203844
Booru tags have shown me that shota can be anywhere from grade school to highschool.

>>150203722
>Maka needs to be scaled to 1/100th of thr stats Crona got to even PRETEND this fight is fair

>>150203876
K, B, C

>>150203885
Megatron can't believe this shit

This discussion is why Simon the Digger x Kyle Rayner is the way of enlightenment. Hear me out. Death Battle explains this pairing a bit by being about similar characters fighting and giving fun battle chemistry, but more can be said about the ship. It's an outerversal romance that transcends the multiverse. With their outerversal power, they may be two of the only characters in fiction that could really comfort each other because despite their power, they still have been hurt in love. They may have pure heroic hearts, but their hearts have still been scarred from their beloved dying or falling for someone else. There's also a cruel irony to this pairing, as Kyle got cheated on with someone named Simon. But it's okay because their indomitable human spirits pulled them through it, and perhaps that human spirit, that humanity in them beyond inhuman powers, can give them an indomitable bond. You might say it can't work because they're straight, but there's a reality where Simon kisses Leeron, and while Kyle hasn't kissed a man, though not meaning he's gay, he has shown respect, gently turning down his gay assistant who was heartbroken that he loved Jade. Consider it getting spicy too. From lantern constructs to unlimited energy from spiral power, the bed will not last more than a minute. We know Simon is the seme and Kyle is the uke because Simon won Death Battle, but the names add a humorous aspect to it because "seme" starts with an "s" for Simon and "uke" has a "k" for Kyle. Simon just gives off big drill energy too. Though it being Death Battle meant someone dies, I think maybe in an alternate reality, love did bloom on the battlefield. Thank you, Death Battle, for showing me Tier Love is the strongest tier there is. Love is truly BOUNDLESS. "In brightest day, in blackest night, no love shall escape my sight. Let those who ship with all might harness my power, Green Lantern's light because your love is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"

FUARK!

>>150203820
HOLY SHIT

By the FACE GOD, GIORNO? GIORNO GIOVANNA, the EL CAPO of PASSIONE, from the global hit JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE, which has had INFINITELY more cultural impact than my OWN SERIES?!? What are you DOING here? HUH?!? You’re gonna use GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM to DRAIN me of ALL my WILLPOWER, rendering me unable to use Lagann to ANY capacity, reducing my power level below that of a FARMER WITH A SHOTGUN?!?THEN, you’re gonna get my RAGS OFF, then use your stand to grow a bamboo plant to grow INTO ME, skewering me ALIVE?!? Then with me held in place, you’re going to FUCK Yoko right in FRONT of me, while using GER to open my eyes each time I try to look away?!? THEN you’re gonna use GER to undo NIA’S DEATH, after I EXPLICITLY SAID I wouldn’t do it, and then have her fall in LOVE WITH YOU FOR SAVING HER LIFE, while she SPITS in my FACE for leaving her for DEAD?!? THEN you’re gonna bring BRO back to life TOO, AND YOUR FRIEND BRUNO?!? And then you’re gonna have Bruno use ZIPPER MAN to put ZIPPER on BRO’S BALLS, which Bruno then proceeds to FUCK IN FRONT OF ME like some BOTCHED TRANNY PORN?!? THEN you’re gonna MUDAMUDAMUDA me for 7 WHOLE PAGES, putting me into a KEK LOOP, FORCING me to watch my WIFE, BRO, and BRO’s WIFE get FUCKED IN FRONT OF ME by EVERY POSSIBLE MAN IN THE MULTIVERSE?!? OVER and OVER, for ALL ETERNITY, even AFTER Pucci resets the UNIVERSE?!? WELL, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM, BUT A HUGE KEK?!? GIGA YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

KIIIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSS

Kratos made these threads a Better Man.

>>150203938
UOOOOOOHHHHHHHH shota pits!!!!

>>150203876
>>150203938
KEKmon, Bush, Canon

You LOVE Simon
You HATE cuck fantasies
You HATE cuck realities
You HATE gay fantasies
You HATE Kratos
You HATE Invincible
You CARE about Ruby vs Maka

ENTER

THE QUEEN OF FEATS

>beat Hulk
>beat Simon
>will beat Asura
DOGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150203957
I need a gay porno parody of this battle with the drill being Simon's cock.

>>150203966
Kratos made me too strong to be hypnotised. It's over for you, Babidi, you will taint these threads no longer

>>150203967
holy shit she shrunk a plastic globe she's like average human level

>>150203982
FUARK

>>150203969
>will beat [fodder]
Congrats?

Forget the heroes of these halls, Yoko and Nia would probably whore themselves out for the fatasses behind the computers.

The bush is BOUNDLESS. BOOM. Done.

>>150203982
I love how the hand isn't even the right color lol

>>150203967
>Crushes a plastic globe
HOLY FUUUUUUUUARK

>>150203931
Faster then any to use the title of 'Speedster' in these halls

>>150204011
It's Asura's hand holding it up for his master

>>150203994
who me?

>>150203957
>>150203957
I still can’t get over Simon just casually BLOWING UP the Source Wall. To normies it meant nothing, but that was like Kyle’s ONLY wincon during the debates beforehand, saying Simon would get stuck and have his emotions drained and that would be the end, and that narrative was perpetuated for YEARS. And Simon just blows a hole in that shit BY ACCIDENT.

>>150203984
>>150204012
>i-it’s plastic!
She literally says “Sekai wo”, aka “This is the world” in Japanese. It’s a planetary feat, cry about it.

>>150203820
Is that a NON outlier FTL feat!? Like zoinks! I better get out of here before she decides to blitz my entire cosmology!

>>150204047
it is indeed the world. A scale model of it.

I called my sandwich earth and I ate it. Kneel you non-planetary cucks

>>150204034
Probably.

FUARK, KINGtos just EDUCATED my holes

>>150204048
Let's get outta here, Scoob!

>>150204070
Yoko and Nia...

>>150204070
Yoko...
well at least he had the decency to throw you onto his bed first, and not just in front of a bush

>>150204047
I'm just sad they didn't go full retard and have him absorb the source wall or gattai with it. Would have been hilarious

>>150204047
damn so the world is below average human level if it's that small

Wait, Scoob, if that's the world, and she'd holding it...
Then, like, WHAT ARE WE STANDING ON???

>>150203931
Every single plank lenght there, is an Ultimate Ensemble, btw.

Why is Yoko such a whore and Simon such a cuck? What message does this send?

>>150204094
I hate that I can hear this

>>150204047
listroon it's ball sized, that's not planetary

I read Soul Eater. I have come to the conclusion that all of you are stupid morons.
And so will be Death Battle for that matter.
It isn't really possible to use feats from a lot of the fights in Soul Eater because of Teamwise Soul Resonance elevating the character's attributes.

>>150204105
that what she does is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! WORSHIP KAMINA NOWWWW!!!

>>150204135
the only god i worship is Allah. You are a Kafir and you will not deceive me, Shaitan

I'm legit losing my mind over this. Gurren Lagann helped me get my life in check and now you're telling me Simon was a fucking cuck this whole time??? This is so damn embarrassing. All my achievements, all the goals I've met, all the people who I made proud were all thanks to some fraud whose sole purpose in life was to prop another man up. FUCK

>>150204142
Bad roleplay. No Gurren Lagann shonenbitch has ever had an achievement, met a goal or made anybody in their life proud.

/dbs/ was our Kamina.

>if it's gay marriage first when is Bestiality going to be legal?
why did Raimi make Toby say that?

/dbs/ is Simon.
Right here, where you're standing? This is the bush.

lol multiversal walmarts

post Kratos destroying a mountain.

Post Asura not HBOCing

>>150204153
Not true, someone working on Hulk vs. Godzilla is a Simonfag that made him the answer to the Ultima equation. Check his tweets to see if there's any cuck porn.

>>150204165
>/dbg/ is the BOUNDLESS BUSH
FUARK!

>>150204182
you don't retweet porn on main you idiot you use a secret account

RATE THESE MATCHUPS:
Yang vs Vi (RWBY vs Arcane)
Mark vs Nova (Invincible vs Marvel)
Master Chief vs Samus Aran (Halo vs Metroid)
Leia vs Zelda (Star wars vs Zelda)
Dormamuu vs Trigon (DC vs Marvel)
Lucifer Morningstar vs Nyarlathothep (DC vs Lovecraft)
Garou vs Cell (One Punch Man vs Dragon Ball)
Nero vs Magik (DMC vs Marvel)
Makoto Yuki vs Neku Sakuraba ((Persona vs The World Ends with You)
Giratina vs Alduin (Pokémon vs Skyrim)
Vitaite vs Yhwach (Star Wars vs Bleach)
Dimentio vs Magalor (Mario vs Kirby)

>>150204127
And yet Naruto is multiversal because he fought an old lady who could make “pocket dimensions” the size of a continent? Why does size matter in one and not the other?

>>150204198
Find his secret account at any means necessary.

Jesus fucking christ, what made rajeesh implode like this?

Bust this.

>>150204199
Yang pity win
Nova stomps
Samus stomps
Zelda stomps
Trigon pity win
Lucifer stomps
Garou pity win
Idk
Ironically Nero wins
Giritina stomps if they use retarded scaling
Yhwach if they buy universal bleach
Idk

>>150204233
A planet full of Kratos fans?

>>150204222
Simon technically went 2-0 after Bruce needed him to finish the Ultima equation to kill Godzilla. I guess Pajeesh couldn’t handle Simon stopping TWO multiversal threats in the same year.

>>150204254
>TWO multiversal threats
A bit too charitable to Kyle, don't you think?

>>150204246
...' students Asurajeets

>>150204222
I don't know about him, but the Yoko cuck music video made me actually disgusted. Just why?

>>150204205
Nobody here buys multiversal Naruto.

>>150204205
>Naruto OUT OF NOWHERE

>

KINGtos the feetsman demands tribute, post feet or suffer through one of his ancient Greek specials

Refute multiversal SMT, Kratos, and Naruto without crying

Posting characters in bushes should be a new trend.

>>150204306
Post any character from those verses destroying a planet.

>>150204199
Fine
Eh
Ew
Ew
Good
Eh
Eh
Ew
Good
Ew
Eh
Decent

>>150204301
this is the face of a bush leaker not a bush cuck, yes both involve dicks but one is to release pee while the other is to release cum

Would you really choose to be outerversally powerful if it meant being an outerversal cuck that just takes it despite your outerversal power?

>>150204346
do I get reality warping?

>>150203636 (OP)
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150204317
Is this one better?

>>150204361
All of Simon's powers.

>>150204366
do they have the same rules where I have to worship Kamina and scream like a retard/kamina and generally make a fool out of myself for my powers to work

What's his power level?

>>150204377
Dirt level

>>150204373
He stops doing that after part 1 and becomes infinitely better than Kamina when he’s an adult. It’s called character development, something you’ve never gone through apparently.

>>150203829
CANON

>>150203722
I don't get why they decided to use Ukraine's capitol city as the reference size for Crona's Mad Blood.
And their justification for Black Star moving 20 KM in 6 microseconds is weird since in the next arc we get it revealed to us that his 100 meter sprint is just under 6 seconds.

Destroying infinite timelines with one casual slash is not something your hero ever did.

That's only for powerful characters like Chara.

>>150203636 (OP)
Nacho and Po can take down everyone except for Eggman and the Mask.
Really, it all comes down to if one of the Jacks can stop the Mask. Luckily, it's only the movie version, so there is hope, but I'm still not going to put my money on Jack.

>>150204373
I said the condition was you had to be an outerversal cuck, so yes. At least someone like Kamina for you.

Yeah, Deltarune is the new hotness

>>150203820
>sub quicksilver
She's not even worth posting about.

>>150204442
Well being Kratosbro's cuck isn't that bad. Asurabro btw

>>150204404
no he doesn't. Until and including the literal finale he keeps having to dress up like Kamina and imitate Kamina and yell like a retard/Kamina to even summon the mech which is just a mech of fucking Kamina.
He never develops, he's just a cuck who sucks Kamina's dick forever and so does Yoko and Nia too lmao. You're rtight i'm not a cuck who worships some douchebag who fucks my girlfriend, i'm sure you got a lot of experience doing that lil bro

Post your favorite character destroying infinite timelines with one attack. Only a screenshot or video link would be a valid response. Anything else is a concession. Ignoring this post is also a concession.

RATE THESE MATCHUPS:
Piccolo vs Daewi Han (Dragon Ball vs God of Highschool)
Dan Kuso vs Gingka Hajime (Bakugan vs Beyblade)
Cuthulu vs Shuma Gorath (Lovecraft vs Marvel)
Anti-Spiral vs Apocalymon (Gurren Lagann vs Digimon)
The Chosen One vs Shadow The Hedgehog (Alan Becker vs Sega)
Shub Niggurath vs Tiamat (Lovecraft vs Mesopotamian Mythology)
Ryuga vs Accelerator (Bakugan vs Toaru)
Ouro Kronii Vs Chronoa (Hololive Vs Dragon Ball Heroes)

BY THE FACE GOD! Big Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK YOKO TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn but not me?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Yoko in front of my glasses while I cry like a bitch in this bush?! ERASING all my spiral powers like what literally happened when I watched Big Bro Kamina the sandaled dudebro douchebag who i footworship fucking Yoko the love of my life and sexiest girl on earth. PROVING I am a cuck by nature because I CANONICALLY as a MAJOR PLOT POINT lost all my spiral powers when I rather let the BVLL steal the girl I love away from me than be a fucking man and tell him to go fuck himself? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DRILL BREAK!

>>150204494
Shit

>>150203820
Flash bros emergency meeting now.

>>150204494
*Correction, Beyblade Vs Toaru

>>150204462
A PRE-STATE FOOTBALL GAME UNDER SOUR COACH SAUERS for them.

>Kamina gets asskissed by everyone, everyone makes him the leader for no reason even though Yoko and the Tranny and literally everyone has experience fighting on the surface and he has zero, all the boys suck his dick at all times and only exist to tell him how great he is, all the girls also worship him and want him carnally including Nia despite him being a perverted narcissistic douchebag bully
>Kamina is the leader of everyone and everyone does what he commands
>Kamina is the object of every woman's affections and they all want him
>Nia also worships him and wants him when she never even met him, but everyone on the team makes her worship him and quote him anyway
>Simon is only ever of worth to her or attractive to her when he’s doing a Kamina roleplay and even wearing Kamina’s clothes
>Literal years after he died, despite only knowing him a couple days, Yoko still mourns for him and her every single line is saying how Kamina-Sama is the best
meanwhile all the girls around cucky Simon:

>>150204507
Beyblade vs Bakugan is at least interesting in concept

>>150204505
>>150204524
Kek, bush, canon.

https://files.catbox.moe/woeh1p.mp4 (actual clip of show btw)
Simon: "but why...why can't I stop thinking of what Big Bro Kamina did with Yoko and Nia...I'm thinking of it over and over...they will never love a pathetic worm like me compared to him--"
*WHAM*
Kamina decks cucky Simon in the face, knocking out his manlet teeth and sending him sprawled head over feet by Kamina's fist
K: "Shaddup Beetch. Suck ma dick you little cuck, Yoko loved it heh heh. She needs a real man like ME."
Simon: "K-Kamina Aniki...you're telling me you heckin believe in me??!! Wowie Zowie, I wanna receive your praise! Then maybe if you take pity on me while you fuck the girls I love that will make me cool! I'll worship you like an idol role model forever and ever and be your doormat for life and everyone else will too so please gimme your approval oh Yoko and Nia and My master!"
K: "Yeah whatever Beetch. Believe in yourself and sheet, imma go fuck Yoko again now cause you could never, heh heh. Now go polish my stinky sandals or else you i'll beat you up again little beetch."
Kamina punches cucky Simon in the teeth again and Simon cries (in gratitude to le Big Bro giving him his approval while he cucks him)

>Characters that can destroy infinite timelines include the Living Tribunal and the Beyonder from Marvel Comics, Zeno from Dragon Ball, Solaris from Sonic the Hedgehog, and SCP-3999 from the SCP Foundation. These characters possess multiversal or omniversal levels of power, enabling them to shatter, erase, or absorb infinite realities and timelines rather than just a single multiverse
Fact check status?

Kamina is dead, Simon. You need a new BVLL. I suggest Goku or Superman.

>>150204133
Now watch the anime

>>150204555
Waow! This is exactly the kind of relationship I want with my new local GokuBVLL

simoncuck btw. I can’t get it up unless Kamina-sama is fucking the girl i love

>>150204494
>Apocalymon
Well, at least you didn't say ZeedMillenniummon...

fun fact: 90% of Nia porn is Goku fucking her.
Go look it up on r34 for yourself. It's all Goku fucking her, and outside of Goku her doing sph on simon or cucking him with Kamina/Black guys. Gurren Lagannfags have a specific taste it seems

>>150204199
Yang
Nova
Samus
Zelda
Trigon
Lucifer
Cell
Magic
Makoto
Alduin
Vitaite
Magalor
They all suck btw, where's Kratos

>>150204491
>no he doesn't. Until and including the literal finale he keeps having to dress up like Kamina and imitate Kamina
He’s literally an upgrade over Kamina, better in every way. You’re a fucking fag who went into Gurren Lagann misunderstanding who the main character was, and somehow skipped the best part at the end where they’re throwing and destroying universes at each other (again, something Kamina could never do, so literally better than Kamina in that regard)

>>150204077
Is this supposes to be some kind of an own? Titanium enforced body, Chimpanzee grip strength, anything sort of a perfect head shot won’t slow her down. 2.0 would worse than a T-800 coming after you.

"B-BIG BRO?? WH-WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR COCK IN NIA'S MOUTH? B-BUT I WORSHIPPED YOU SO MUCH LIKE A GOOD LITTLE SLAVE!!! AND WHY IS SHE ENJOYING IT??? I ONLY TOLD HER HOW KAMINA MY BULL WHO KEKED ME WITH YOKO IS BETTER THAN ME IN EVERY WAY FOR EVERY DAY I EVER KNEW HER! I ONLY SAW SHE LIKED ME ONLY WHEN I'M COPYING KAMINA IN EVERY WAY AND NEVER BEING MYSELF. I ONLY MADE HER WORSHIP KAMINA LIKE A SUPERSTAR CELEBRITY IDOL, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?"

>>150204561
Oh... That's kinda lame.

>>150204593
Doesn't really matter man that's just some actual cuckold trying to get a rise out of people like whoever commissions Mineta and/or Raikage porn

>>150204603
K, B, C

>>150204593
My hero Goku would never fuck anyone that isn't Chi-Chi for the sole purpose of procreation.

How brown does your skin have to be where you see Kamina die to a building-level spear, and then see Simon recreate the Big Bang, and somehow think the latter is stronger than the former? SURELY there’s a limit to how brown they can be?

>>150204597
He's literally a fucking copy of Kamina.
He dresses in Kamina's clothes. He yells like a manbaby for the specific reason that Kamina does it. ALL his catchphrases he yells every fight are just repeating Kamina's catchphrases. He's Kamina's cuck worshipper who only exists to suck Kamina's dick and do what Kamina does.
He dresses and talks like Kamina and tells Nia every day how Kamina is so much better than him and she must worship Kamina too. He's Kamina's cuck worshipper and Yoko and Nia are Kamina's sluts.

>>150204306
>There are no multiple universes in GoW, only regional divides in the planet.

>>150204610
She unlocks her father's weapon lineage and solos Kinshin Asura without Soul's help. Wait a minute, she solos Asura? That must mean...

>>150204634
wow, powerlevels, hooray

now get back in your bush and polish my sandals while I fuck your gf, lil bro

Superboy VS Teen Goku
At least that one would be interesting. A lot of their major feats wouldn't be in play.

>>150204593
Kino

>>150204603
"yeah I totally look up to you, LIL BRO. It's so inspiring how you let me fuck your bitches, do all my mining work while I laze around and kiss my ass like a bitch. Now build a statue to me while Yoko and Nia suck my cock little fag, or i'll beat your ass again"
Kamina-Aniki is so generous to us Simonkeks

>>150204199
>Yang vs Vi (RWBY vs Arcane)
Meh
>Mark vs Nova (Invincible vs Marvel)
Mousewank
>Master Chief vs Samus Aran (Halo vs Metroid)
Dodged for far too long, but if there's ever going to be a time to do it it's now
>Leia vs Zelda (Star wars vs Zelda)
Mousewank, not even remotely thematic, terrible premise
>Dormamuu vs Trigon (DC vs Marvel)
Maybe interesting?
>Lucifer Morningstar vs Nyarlathothep (DC vs Lovecraft)
Cool
>Garou vs Cell (One Punch Man vs Dragon Ball)
EZ Cell clap with the kind of numbers they like to give Dragon Ball
>Nero vs Magik (DMC vs Marvel)
Mousewank
>Makoto Yuki vs Neku Sakuraba ((Persona vs The World Ends with You)
Trannyslop
>Giratina vs Alduin (Pokémon vs Skyrim)
Giratina is barely even a dragon, Necrozma fits better
>Vitaite vs Yhwach (Star Wars vs Bleach)
Mousewank
>Dimentio vs Magalor (Mario vs Kirby)
Actual sick fight

Damn bro you really love disney huh?

>>150204634
Post Simon ever beating Kamina or believing himself to be better than Kamina at any point in his life.

>>150204598
A t-800 rips her in peaces man.

>>150204678
I-I can post Cucky Simon crying in a bush while Kamina rapes Yoko and she likes it...and then he continues worshipping Kamina forever...does that count???

>>150204586
Everything there also applies to Apocmon...

>>150204642
>>150204561
This character sounds broken to the point of parody. You're saying, in a series whose whole gimmick is that there's people who can fight with special weapons and people who can turn into special weapons, and their partnership is the focal point, the MC just says "Nah I'mma do both?"

Simon is LITERALLY the only character in all of fiction to destroy a universe onscreen. The strongest onscreen feat IN ALL of fiction. The level of faggotry you’d need to be to not acknowledge that is eldritch in how incomprehensible it is.

>>150204222
He lost his little brown mind after Jeetsura lost, disrespecting his entire great religion. BROKEN by KINGtos, just like his "hero."

Simonbros what is this???
You mean to tell me there is an ENTIRE DOUJIN your series fanboys made
Where Simon SITS IN THE BUSHES and watches SOBBING IN AGONY while his BVLL KAMINA cucks him and FUCKS YOKO while Simon can only CRY and WATCH and MASTURBATE HIMSELF so Kamina doesn’t beat him up?
And then once his BVLL Kamina is FINISHED using and abusing the LOVE OF SIMON’S LIFE like a disgusting cumdumpster, he DIES HEROICALLY SAVING SIMON’S ASS while Simon is renderes powerless by his CANON CUCCK FANTASIES IN EPISODE 8,
and Yoko is so IN LOVE WITH HIS BVLL KAMINA-SAMA that she chooses to become a cumdump to a bunch of BLACK FAT UGLY BASTARDS hoping they can fuck her like KAMINA-SAMA, and she never ever lets cucky simon hit, he STILL has to WATCH like a cuck?
And you’re telling me this literal thing that exists can be found with digits 52406???

KEKYPOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Can we consider Kamina a chad of these halls? He's the best BVLL.

>>150204706
Kratos destroyed 990 Million universes.
Get back in your bush before I fuck Yoko again, little cuck.

>>150204642
That guy from shaman king is truly her best MU, isn't? It even has the retarded ending that portrays the unstoppable main villain that is also immortal get...Punched into submission

>>150204636
And yet he destroyed a universe, and Kamina didn’t. Achieved LITERALLY infinitely more than Kamina ever did. You’d know that if you actually watched the show.

>>150204714
he's only a "chad" compared to a faggot pussy like simon. Any other chad of these halls would beat his loudmouth arrogant ass then cuck him

>>150204612
Yes, he's in this very thread.

>>150204706
Okay lil bro now post Simon beating Kamina.

>>150204722
except getting girls to like him more than Kamina.
You'd know that if you watched the show, you're just a cuck who worships Kamina and all your girls suck Kamina's dick

>>150204678
His glasses have five points, while Kamina’s only have two. This is SPECIFICALLY meant to represent him being better than Kamina.

Learn media literacy.

>>150204725
>insulting BVLLmina
Simoncucks... kill him.

>>150204494
>Piccolo vs Daewi Han (Dragon Ball vs God of Highschool)
Literally who?
>Dan Kuso vs Gingka Hajime (Bakugan vs Beyblade)
Literally who?
>Cuthulu vs Shuma Gorath (Lovecraft vs Marvel)
Mousewank
>Anti-Spiral vs Apocalymon (Gurren Lagann vs Digimon)
Literally who?
>The Chosen One vs Shadow The Hedgehog (Alan Becker vs Sega)
Literally who?
>Shub Niggurath vs Tiamat (Lovecraft vs Mesopotamian Mythology)
Cool, more non licensed myth stuff is good
>Ryuga vs Accelerator (Bakugan vs Toaru)
Literally who?
>Ouro Kronii Vs Chronoa (Hololive Vs Dragon Ball Heroes)
Literally who?

I'm not brown enough to know this much anime, I'll leave this to someone else.

>>150204677
>a persona fight? Nah tranny shit
>A BING BING WAHOO FIGHT WHERE TWO WALL LEVEL FODDER (outerversal with scaling+lore) DUKE IT OUT? Now that is some good shit
Wut. I don't even care for persona but what?

>>150203853
KEKYPOOOOOO

WHAT A FAG!

>>150204705
Yes everyone knows the anime ending is complete shit

>>150204685
2.0 is a lot faster and more accrete then a T-800.
Original M3gan yeah probably.

be Simon
show up to dbg fight in Gurren Lagann, copying Kamina Aniki as hard as I can
opponent walks in
SSSSSSSSSMOKIN’
it’s The Mask
green-faced cartoon lunatic wearing zoot suit
w-well what can he even do he doesn’t even worship Kamina
Mask pulls out bike pump from his hat and stabs it into my shoe
guffaws “BIIIIIIIGGER iiiss BETTER!”
he jams on it and Gurren Lagann inflates like a balloon, then pops
I fall out of cockpit in white boxers
"EXTRA EXTRA SMALL" printed on front, Yoko points and laughs at me
try to summon spiral energy, it's not going up
Mask hands me a little blue pill
"Take one of these, gets your spirit drill spinning again, if ya know what I mean."
I swallow it desperately and it blows up in my face. Covered in black soot and a red mouth, I look like a Minstrel show
cue laugh track
flailing, I try punching him
he easily dodges by stretching his neck
does a backflip over me
WHOOHOO!
when he lands Mask puts on Kamina glasses
"You wouldn’t hurt your Biiiig Brooooo would ya?!"
“K-KAMINA ANIKI??!!! R-R-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER, WH-WH-WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM…”
he rips them off, slaps me with them and they break
"Ooh! I’ll take Insecure Manlet for $500, Jim!"
screaming with tears running down my chubby face, I go super edgy and fuse with Anti-Spiral
The Mask whips out a dialphone and calls in his elite superteam: the Looney Tunes
Road Runner blitzes me
Bugs Bunny pokes my Kamina mech in the eyes
Daffy Duck dropkicks me into a black hole labeled “RELEVANCE”
try one last attack
“This is for Nia!!!”
Mask pulls out marriage certificate
Too late “Little Bro”, we eloped in Vegas last night!
She appears at his side and they make out in front of me
I get a boner and scream in agony as my Spiral Power leaves me and I am sucked into the abyss
later
sobbing in bottomless pit of irrelevance
Mask moonwalks in front of camera playing the saxophone
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE

>>150204730
Post Kamina destroying a universe.

>>150204677
>an star wars MU where it wins? Nah, stop gurgling down the rat cock
That is fucking stupid, SW fags have disney with vitriol, especially when Yhwach GAPES the entire verse with disney canon.

>>150204764
Stop deflecting and post Simon ever claiming to be superior to Kamina.

>>150204739
ouch. some midgets just threw some twigs at me from that bush over there. that kinda hurt...

>>150204706
kneel pup and let me show you a real universal feat instead of a galaxy level one

>>150204778
K, b, c

I wonder who could be behind this...

SIMON HAS NEVER BEATEN KAMINA OKAY?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? STOP TALKING ABOUT KAMINA

>>150204774
He IS superior. If you think he isn’t, then show Kamina destroying a universe like Simon did. Feat vs feat.

>>150204791
Simonbros... we even get cucked out of our feats.

>>150204811
My loyal PARROTS... say it again.

>>150204561
>>150204642
>>150204705
But as far as I know this ain't canon, right?
I've seen people post her wearing a black dress (that I suppose is some kind of endgame transformation) in the manga
Still I would like if they make Maka just punch Ruby around, even if she doesn't actually do that in the source material

>>150204762
the hero of /dbg/

>>150204756
Post 2.0 catching a bullet, because unironically he just dodges every attack, before crushing her neck with his busted lifting strenght

>>150204754
I guess that creates a dilemma for Death Battle then.

>>150204733
>media literacy
go back to twitter while i pork your gf lil bro. She wants this dick so bad

oh and you better have finished all my homework too by the time i'm done with her or else your teeth will pay the price, hnyeh hnyeh

>>150204799
I need yaoi of him and Simon.

>>150204811
Madoka's foot rest

>>150204809
Post Simon ever claiming to be better than Kamina. Post Simon ever beating Kamina. Post anything that Simon does that shows he doesn't worship Kamina.

DCjeet, where did you go after Simon vs Kyle came out? You went quiet for a while.

>>150204811
I never noticed how enticing Knull's crotch looks...

>>150204844
Simon destroyed a universe. Show Kamina doing that, if you think Kamina is better than Simon.

Simon won.

>>150204808
OOC. Simon spends EVERY SINGLE EPISODE telling the audience and Nia how Kamina Sama's cock is the best and he's more of a man than he'll ever be. Yoko agrees with him every time he says it and also kicked him out of the group for not being like Kamina Sama.

>>150204823
Oh there's two canon sources, anime canon and manga canon. They're drawing from both canons for the fight

>>150204856
Madoka...

>>150204839
So lucky...

Simon possibly being one of the strongest characters in fiction makes his cucking worse. He has all the powers to stop it, but chooses not to because he's such a happy cuck for big bro.

BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

>>150204823
The Black Blood Dress is a combination of Maka's nature as a Grigori soul (means she can manifest flight capable wings through Soul) with Soul's Black Blood.

>>150204706
>>150204722
>>150204809
>>150204867
>universe

Rajeesh has gone crazy, we need yuko fujo aura to counter his shit.

>>150204897
K, b, c

>>150204884
it's because he's a weak cuck. He cries like a bitch and hates it and it fucking mindbreaks him but he's too much of a pussy to tell "Big Bro" to go fuck himself
>b-but you said he has willpower!
He has statement willpower. He never does anything in action to actually suggest willpower, he's a spineless soiboy cuckold for low iq shonen self inserters

It's been months, get over it.

>>150204902
She should be on her knees

>>150204884
Being respectful of your significant other to let them do whatever they want is the true mark of strength. Simon is the better man.

>>150204903
Universes are literally bigger versions of galaxies in real life. That is a universe.

>>150204903
Snotty Boy would cuck Simon too and UGLY BASTARD yoko

>>150204928
this is canon in the highschool modern arc where Yoko and Nia are teenage prostitutes/whores

>>150204916
And yet, he destroyed a universe, and Kamina didn’t

>>150204927
no that's a galaxy

>>150204902
Well howdy little lady, here in Texas, we don't take kindly to entropy defying concepts unless they're of age. And well shucks, I know, you exist outside of linear and time and space, but apparently you attend Mitakihara Middle school?

Sorry bout this, but I'm afraid you're gonna have to come with us...

>>150204903
The big bang?

Simon destroys universes. Cope.

>>150204920
>get over talking about the canonical events of Gurren Lagann and it's protagonist
Huh?

>>150204944
and yet, Kamina got Yoko and Nia worships Kamina too, and Yoko nor any other girl will ever look at cucky simon that way.

>>150204945
No, it’s a universe. That’s how they’re drawn.

>Kamina resurrects
>beats Cucky Simon's ass and tells his slave to fetch him a drink and do his laundry and build another golden statue worshipping him
>pervs on Nia and shoves his hand down her panties and his tongue down her throat then fucks her 1- times over in front of the bush
This is just your nature Cucky Simon. Worship your BULL like Yoko and Nia do or he'll beat your ass again lil bro

>>150204826
you celery haven’t watched 2.0

>S-S-Simon destroys universe though...
Notice how not a single post about Kamina is saying he doesn't do that.

>Sudden inorganic Simon seethe from out of NOWHERE
Smells like DISCORD here...

“What Nia is doing with Kamina’s cheesy stinky cock in heaven is none of my damn business!” - Cucky Simon

>>150204959
And yet, Simon destroyed a universe, achieving something Kamina never could

It’s just a fact that canonically Nia only ever pretends to like Simon when he's cosplaying as Kamina and being Kamina's asskisser. Simon's never met a single girl who would pick him over Kamina.
That's why she's sucking Kamina's cock in hell right now. Just like with Yoko she much prefers Kamina-Sama to Kamina's cuck slave simon

Take the sandals from your feet for the place on which you stand is holy ground.

>>150204897
This will always be kek, bush, canon.

Simon saying “who the hell do you think I am” or “row row fight da power!!!” out loud in class and trying to go super saiyan
everyone in class pointing and laughing out loud at him, Simon seething in anger telling himself they’re just jealous of how unique he is
starts imagining world where they all cheer for Simon telling him how inspirational and wise he is for only doing his own thing like a badass (but in reality is just Kamina’s slave, worshipper and bitchboy)
Chaddy Kittan walks over and takes his switch and dangles it above where he can reach, since Simon is a manlet
Simon acts smug about the confrontation and naruto-runs at him with a shonen grin, thinking this is gonna instantly beat the shit out of Chaddy Kittan because it’s what he saw in the anime with spiral power
Chaddy Kittan punches him once and breaks Simon’s nose, Simon is wee weeing in pain on the ground like a pig
this doesn’t make sense. Simon didn’t work a day in his life but neither did that guy in the shonen. He just yelled a lot and smugly used 30% of his power then got a new hair color and effortlessly beat the whole chud army, why doesn’t that work for Simon?
Kittan picks Simon’s skinnyfat asian manlet body up and deposits him in the nearest trashcan, then snaps the switch in half in front of him and tosses them in the trash too
Yoko and Nia hang off Kittan’s arm and ask if they can go on a date with him, he accepts
Kamina (Simon’s “big bro” for that is what he must call him or else) strolls over and tells Simon to do his homework and give him his lunch money or he won’t think Simon is cool. Then punches Simon and farts in his face. Simon laughs with him as Kamina saunters away with his gang of other “little bro” kissups
Simon gets out of the trashcan and wipes the trashcan juices from his eyes (he wasn’t crying, YOU were crying!) then cockily wipes his nose with a finger
“B-Believe in worshipping the big bro who cucks in me!”

I miss Invincible...

>>150204969
If Kamina is superior to Simon, then he’d be able to destroy a universe. But he can’t, proving he isn’t.

Rangeban India and all the cuckposting about Simon will disappear

Goku won the only battle that matters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MW9Nrg_kZU

>>150204948
The LONE CHAD STATE can't be beat. TX SB20 SCALING BABY!

>>150205002
>God has a foot fetish

>>150205010
And yet Simon worships Kamina and cosplays as him and says his catchphrases

>>150205008
CAAANNNOOOOOOONNNNN

I'm tired of you fucking idiots. Are you seriously arguing that Kamina is stronger than Simon?

>>150205026
yeah, sure

RANGE. BAN. INDIA

>Talk about the canon events of GL
>This upsets Simonbros for some reason
huh?

CHADmon the CHADger gets literally every woman wet beyond belief. He is humble and does not abuse his power as that is what the antispiral (a metaphor for depression and nihilism) says mortals would do. Simon remains humble and proves nihilism wrong. He is the CHADest of the CHADs.
WHilst Simon takes after his big bro Kamina to honor him, Simon iterates upon what Kamina did (as seen with his glasses having 5 edges instead of 2). Simon outdoes and honors his beloved big bro in spirit at the same time. All men should strive to be like him.

Maka vs Ruby is next, Simon's Death Battle happened MONTHS ago

TALK ABOUT MAKA VS RUBY NOW

>>150205021
Just like how you copy your dad’s mannerisms and hobbies. Assuming you had a loving father and weren’t abused and thrown out into the shitstreets by him. You weren’t, right?

>>150205042
No

>>150205013
>You're Krillin it

The Simon cuckspammer is literally an ESL jeet btw

Give Wonder Woman a match-up

WAOW AS A CUCCKOLD MYSELF TTGL IS SO INSPIRATIONAL

https://files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4

>>150205052
The peasants cannot get enough of their HERO KING

>>150205064
>ESL jeet vs ESL spic nip

>>150205068
What she does is none of my business!
If she is blacked is none of my business!
Kamina giving her the bbc is none of my business!
Kamina-Aniki is the best ever and she deserves a real man like him! We will worship his BBC fucking Yoko in front of us for all our lives! Nia in heaven will get Kamina Aniki's bbc too! Row row fight da Powa!

>>150205065
My penis

>>150205026
Kamina doesn't get cucked. Simon gets cucked. Kamina > Simon.

>>150205038
Did you even watch the show?

>>150205064
It's easy to tell. Only a depressed self loathing meximutt could see such an inspirational series such as TTGL and get depressive anti natalist cuck messaging from it. Truly the lowest of the low.

>>150205088
FUARK! BIG BRO DENKI???

>>150205088
CANNNNNNOOOOOOONNNNNN!

I don't give a fuck about Simon, his fight with kyle was months ago, just ban this jeet so we can discuss actual matchups already

>PLEASE CARE ABOUT GURREN LAGANN!
No, stop with the RTH.

You guys are dumbasses that always make me laugh. I love you more than Yoko and Nia love Kamina compared to Simon.

>>150205093
Explains why they suck off Kyle and DC, too. Comics haven’t been inspirational for decades; it’s all demoralizing cuck propaganda where the hero’s wife leaves him for Paul while his grandma dies. All part of demoralization, so the government can keep you docile and unable to fight back against oppression.

Yoko actually moved on from Kamina

>HERO kings are here

I am LEAVING before I am asked for acid resistance feats!

>>150205108
No one gives a fuck what you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Fa7iNJ2aA
https://files.catbox.moe/woeh1p.mp4
Attention everyone, before we watch Kyle vs Simon Death Battle, I have to remind you who the world's Greatest hero is
His name is Big Bro Kamina
Who the hell do you think I am?
Row Row fight da powa
SUPER TENGEN TOPPA GIGA DRILL BREAKEERRRR!!!

Hey, guys, have you ever heard of Big Bro Kamina?
You wanna watch him cuck me?
Wuh-What are you doing? NO!

>>150205126
...with Kamina's exact fucking clone Kittan

>>150205084
Simon didn't get cucked, they weren't together

>>150205132
OK fag

>>150205148
she was trying to confess to him in that episode right before Kamina cucked him and he watched like a little BITCH

>>150205129
I wasn't gonna ask...

>>150205159
Post proof

>>150205159
That's not cucking

Even after he died Yoko stayed Kamina’s worshipper forever for the rest of her life, never shutting about about dicksucking Kamina, even kicking Simon out of the group declaring him incompetent to help unlike glorious Kamina-sama, only ever finding new love in another Kamina clone who also worships Kamina. She only knew this fratboy douchebag for like 2 weeks lol

>>150205159
Kamina aniki deserves her more

>>150204811
Just a tempting teaser for BARBATOS!

BOCOOO
BOOCOOO
WE NEED YOU BOCOO

>>150205159
You people think anything is cucking

>DeKEK bullies wall tier characters because he's afraid of mid tiers
>DareCHADvil throws hands with people above planetary despite being wall level himself

>>150204839
>>150205182
good pups

Sonic GAPES and RAPES Goku and his entire verse btw NEG DIFF!

“WAOW! I’m so happy that Kyle-Sama brought Big Bro Kamina back to life! I better fetch Kamina Sama his drink before he beats me up in front of Nia again”
“Whu…Wh…What’s he doing to Nia behind that bush??? NIA?! AND LE BIG BRO???? NOT AGAIN!!!”

Kamina is so cool. I bet he has acid resistance feats to breed Mina's wet pussy while Simon watches behind the bush.

>>150205201
*Simon

>>150205201
Honestly I'm tired of BTFOing Sonic every day. I need a new toy.

>>150205221
Sonic would never do that to him, he relates

>>150205222
Mario please don't leave...

>>150205217
I dunno man, he can’t even destroy a universe onscreen. What chance does he have of surviving acid?

Simon and Sonic would be good friends. I bet Sonic would get hard to watching Kamina statutory rape Amy and Sally too.

>>150203671
>She's 14
A little too old for my tastes but I shall indulge still.

>>150203636 (OP)
Jim Carrey has the Mask and the powers of God

>>150205043
Cuck guilt is... strong.

KEKTOOOOOOS

Leave Kamina....TO ME!!!

Honestly, Musashi did more than Kamina ever did when was about to die - concerning their team mate couldn't fucking help during a life or death crisis.

AAAAAAARGH BANNER HELP, THEY'RE KILLING ME, THEY'RE KILLING MEEEEEEEE!

Kratos thought Simon how to be the better man

>>150205201
There is a 91% chance you are not actually a Sonicfag.
>>150205239
Hmmm....

>>150205240
If cucks can destroy universes, imagine how strong BVLLS must be.

>>150205163
Goten could win against her by impregnating her

WTF...I just saw a manga panel where it's canon that Nia performs BDSM on Simon?

>>150205261
Not a single character has acid resistance.

>>150205264
I'm not a Mariobro fuck off

>>150205263
Simon's so fucking pathetic though, he WORSHIPS his bvll

could even Kratos make Simon not a cuck anymore/a better man?

>>150205264
A Lelouch victim is speaking gibberish.

>>150205271
Post it! We love femdom here! GODku bro btw.

I just replayed GoW 2018.

Why do people keep saying Kratos and Better Men? When he mostly said about being better gods, not men?

>>150205264
There is a 95% change this character has taken a BBC up his sissy asshole...

>>150205287
every time Simon tries calling Kratos "big bro" it will earn simon another beating. He must learn not to worship other men

>>150205125
The only fag who sucks off Kyle itt is the literal simoncuck (You) who goes off about him somehow being 'beyond all DC' or whatever patently retarded slobber he dribbles.

>>150205296
Isn't that actually Canon?

LEAVE SIMON ALONE! HE'S JUST RESPECTING WOMEN! HE DOESN'T OWN THEM!

***UPDATED ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ***

In addition to the previous announcement regarding this general's zero tolerance policy toward racist jokes and insensitivity / tact regarding these topics, it has become apparent that an addendum is required.

Transphobia in any shape or form, including but not limited to minimizing or denying the struggles the transgender community faces, has absolutely NO place in this general. Users found to violate this policy will be TAUGHT to be better men without question.

This is the DEATH BATTLE GENERAL, and while there is room for lenience in the broad scope of topics that are allowed (such as content creators reacting to the show), we Kingtos Scholars will be more strictly monitoring posts that consistently veer off-topic into rule-breaking territory. Thank you for your attention and please be normal about the upcoming episode, Ruby VS Maka.

>>150205316
Black

>>150205311
They weren’t the ones who said “Life Equation, Kyle wins GG”, that was YOU guys. Are you admitting to lying?

>>150205296
Ask and you shall receive

>https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Asteroid_Coaster
>Green acid also appears in chunks and if Sonic touches the acid he loses a life regardless of Rings.

Who's the weakest character Simon would let cuck him?

>>150205321
Here here!

>>150205125
I can't believe I share the thread with these pessimistic parasitic subhumans. I hope they regain hope and soul someday soon.

>>150205333
Acid...is STRONG...

>>150205330
No actual DCfag has ever thought Kyle fucking Rayner was anything more than a shitter.

/dbg/ will look at this character and ask for acid resistance feats

>>150205334
BVLLten
>>150205351

Gurren Lagann has changed my life. I even let my brother sleep with my crush so I could get stronger.

>>150205300
Most of the memeing about Norsetos is from Ragnarok, the sequel, and a funny youtube video about Kratos teaching positive masculinity to incels.

GoW 2018 has some big flaws in story and gameplay, like the hackneyed "disease because you lied to him" and every boss being the troll with a pillar, but it's a decent grounded story about a father toughening his son up but also teaching him basic morals.
The sequel is utter woke mcu-tier garbage in every way, and it's because it was completely rewritten by 8 different producers/directors who did not work on 2018 while 2018 writers did not return.

>>150205330
You're literally repeating your own talking points every time, lil bro.

>>150205331
>Moe
Simon is in love with this guy?

>>150205321
Finally, a BETTER MAN is in charge of this general!

>>150205355
I look at this post and realize you're deflecting because of a lack of acid resistance.

>>150205331
you promised Nia performing bdsm, not just Simon soiing out over her wearing a plugsuit

>>150205367
That IS Simon, Anon. He lets Nia top him apparently

>>150205374
Luke Cage has it

>>150205359
fuark i did this too fellow cucky simonbro! Simon is so relatable!

>>150205331
There is nothing wrong with this. My gf pegs me all the time.

>>150205394
Simon is the best. He taught me even though I get cucked, it's okay because the person cucking me was happier.

>>150205386
Check again.She literally says she's going to do BDSM on him in picrel.

>>150205374
I've survived acid IRL

>>150205391
no that's Moe

>>150205402
more like cuck realities
https://files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4

>>150205356
You mean GAYten the FAGGOT who licks boy feet?

>>150205409
bros...I barfed and i spit out acid...i am so POWERFUL

>>150205402
What's wrong? Scared of Simonchads? Cucking makes us stronger.

>>150205353
Death Battle are infamously biased towards DC, and they basically scaled him above Superman.

>>150205360
>The sequel is utter woke mcu-tier garbage in every way, and it's because it was completely rewritten by 8 different producers/directors who did not work on 2018 while 2018 writers did not return.

Oh yeah, I noticed that too when doing Ragnarok. I felt like 2018 was a decent continuation of what happened post GoW 3. But Ragnarok felt more different in a way, now that you mentioned it. Kratos in 2018 and Kratos in Ragnarok had a stark difference.

>>150205359
Robert Kirkman's Spawn universe character Haunt...

What my wife does in her own time is her business and her business alone.

>>150205414
That isn't what cucking is.

>>150205421
Simonbro btw.

>>150205402
God, I wanna fuck Bulla

The younger version tho

>>150205435
Mario...

>Noncanon pedophillic homosexual out of context toei filler
Completely ignored. Next?

>>150205446
This cope was meant for
>>150205419

>>150205065
Absolute Wonder Woman vs Ultimate Thor
Death Earth Wonder Woman vs Conan the barbarian

>>150205421
>Goku
>Being disappointed about that
You're no Dragon Ball scholar.

>>150205446
The CHADnime is CHADnon. Also
>saying this while posting GT

>>150205445
She is not even his gf actually.

Cucky cucks won this thread

>>150205446
>"toei filler" used as a negative connotation
>saying this while posting a GT clip

>>150205429
like kratos in Ragnarok suddenly being so chummy and sociable. Palling around with the faggy squirrel and getting sad because "noone will worship you"
when the FUCK has Kratos ever wanted people to worship him and see him as a symbol of hope? He's angry and bitter and likes violence
i use mcu not as a buzzword but because that's what it felt like. Too many colourful npcs getting too friendly with him and kratos being too nice around them

>>150205444
Hal Jordan...

>open thread
>see the phrase "cucky simon"
>immediately skip to the end of the thread
Yep yep.

>>150205485
You skipped most of Gurren Lagann?

>>150205446
Post Kratos doing a greater feat than this.

>>150205470
Why does Goku get a pass for being a disgusting, dishonorable deadbeat to this wife and sons?

I'm just going to leave this here

>>150203771
Never give up
Keep at it
Never let them forget
Would you also consider adding on more copypastas to post?
I love you

>Reddit
Ignored and hidden

>>150205501
yup, that profile pic looks how i'd expect

>>150205498
He was dead. When he came back to life he was a successful farmer and provided for his family.

>>150205498
He's an alien.

>>150205493
That phrase never comes up in the show touristtard...

My mind is BROKEN, WARPED, DESTROYED...

Remember an infinite number of Simon's exist in the multiverse labyrinth and that means it's guaranteed that at least one Simon is a chad who fucks women and at least one Simon who's a cuck (since the the multiverse labyrinth generates infinite possibilities and it's supported by all official media and creator statements saying that Gurren Logan's story is up to user interpretation. However, I imagine it says a lot more about you if you choose to think that he's a cuck because Yoko, a girl he canonically wasn't even in a relationship with nor did she reciprocate his romantic feelings for her. I think the cuckjeet legitimately just has a fetish.

>>150205501
CANON! Simon is a better man that redditors strive to emulate.

>>150205367
>>150205412
The episode where he stole Homer's cough syrup drink is one of my favorites

>>150205481
>when the FUCK has Kratos ever wanted people to worship him and see him as a symbol

To be fair, Kratos cared about Sparta, and that all came crashing down when he killed Athena.

>>150205501
>Posting Vasuh's reddit avatar

YIPPEE I LOVE FALSEFLAGGING! I LOVE MAKING BAIT POSTS AND BAITING MYSELF! MORE REDDIT SCREENSHOTS MORE COPYPASTAS I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH, IT'S MY ONLY REASON TO LIVE!

>>150205527
And yet Simon is a cuckold, do try to watch the show with your eyes open next time.

>>150205542
People have been misusing the term cuck for a long time. They were never in a relationship.

>>150205561
Yes, we know DCbro.

Is Simon the KEKger really cool to some people?

>>150205561
We know AsuRAT

>>150205563
Precisely. Being cucked denotes the idea that you were betrayed by a romantic partner, when that's just not the case.

>>150205563
Whether or not they were in a relationship prior doesn't matter
A girl he liked was stolen from him
That's cuckolding

>>150205562
>Not related to the post
>Also headcanon

>>150205356
>>150205419
>>150205296
>>150205446
>>150205470
REMOVE these fucking jobbers.
NOW!

I genuinely love you all. If I could carve you all apart and wear your skin over my own, for every anon in this thread, I would.

>>150205592
Why laugh about a fact?

Fuck all of you. Simon's journey is an inspirational tale of a boy discovering who he is for the first time. You all shit on it because it's not like your dull capeshit

>>150205562
NIGGER.


YOU ARE A ESL INBRED STREET SHITTING INDIAN.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Okay, we just got a pony reaction image. Where these tourists coming from?

>>150205542
she did reciprocate his feelings, 100% of all her romantic interactions from episode 1-7 were with Simon, and she tried to confess to him in 8

>>150205604
Favorite character?

>150205598
Gentlemen...

>>150205598
YOU FUCKING ABOSLUTE RETARD.

Now you're going to summon Lee

>>150205581
I self insert and relate to him as a fellow cuck whose girlfriend gets fucked by my BULLY BULLS the kratos scholars

>>150205613
Post proof.

>>150205608
Anti-TTGL consists of two parties.
Capefags angry an anime finally won, other moeshit jealous it wasn't them.

>P*n*
ELIMINATE IT

>>150205608
being a cuck and loving it is not coming of age, no matter how many times you make a slop westoid anime about it GAYnax

>>150205624
why would a moe anime be jealous they don't have cuckshit?

>>150205608
He has the ability to undo all the cucking and deaths, but doesn't. That's not inspirational. That's letting yourself get abused and not standing up for yourself.

>>150205608
TGGL and Simon has the feel of Super Robot Show. But holy shit I do not like the designs of the mechs. Gurren Lagann's design isn't a memorable say as Mazinger Z or even Unit-01

>>150203820
>>150203897
The cast of DeathBattle has already explained that Goku grabbing Roshi's sunglasses, before getting hit with the solar flare, is not a real FTL feat.

Now THIS is a real faster-than-light feat!! Do you see how he was able to react and block the light with his hands?

>>150205598
R-R-R-R-RIGHT AWAY!!!!

>>150205636
Yeah TTGL is a humiliation ritual.

>>150205589
This
If you lose the girl you like to another man you are >>150205589
just cucked end of story

>>150205613
Also she literally offered Kamina her body at the end of the bathhouse episode.

>>150205639
NUH UH being your own man means worshipping Kamina and sucking up to Kamina and and and letting all the women in your wife worship and fuck Kamina too!

>>150205592
I only laugh at your obvious pain.

>>150205647
Did the writer hate Simon? After everything, he gets nothing? Why?

>I ask for proof Yoko ever reciprocated Simon's feelings for her.
>Deflection and radio silence

>>150205665
Asuka won btw

>>150205672
the writer doesn't hate Deku just because he makes him a pathetic bottom-feeding soiboy, he knows that's just the kind of schlubby betamale that the most common low iq shonenspic would relate to and want to self insert as

This is either an actual raid or a schizo samejeet with multiple devices. If he gets banned right now I wouldn't be surprised if over 100 posts disappeared.

>150205665
>14 year old drawings
Texans... take them to the rodeo.

...the never getting impregnated by Shinji competition.

>>150205676
Episode 13, towards the end, and middle. Did people even watch the show? That more or less

>>150205676
This is what we're dealing with btw. A negative IQ inbred Jeet ESL cuckspammer stinking up this general with his cuck fetish.

>>150203272
And yet Kid, Maka and Soul were all more popular than Black Star by the end of the manga according to the official popularity poll

>>150205676
Noone here's talking to you but yourself.
i'm a little dumbfounded you need us to watch your own series for you and point out the most basic recurring parts of the characters. That's my punishment for watching it unlike you

>>150205690
Given all your racism, spamming, and report declaring, the multiple device samejeet is (You).

>>150205712
Asurabros... we've been called out

>>150205712
Uub bros... Are we going to let this slide?

>>150205690
>>150205716
ladies, ladies, you're both jeets

>you need us to watch your own series for you
>he says as he posts an obvious fandom.com screenshot
Lol?

I warned you all that this place would be /dbs/ 2.0 but you all didn't listen.

I never got Simon x Yoko. Yoko is obviously way too mature for him at that moment. Nia worked way better.

Remember when for YEARS simoncucks kept repeating to eachother a lie that Yoko was 18 and Simon was 10 because they thought that would make their self insert look less pathetic lieks he's cucking him for age of consent laws or something?
When they were actually the same age, 14, and Kamina is an 18 year old Pedo?

That's why to this day some of them will still squawk that at you to this day, because they think you will believe them if they lie like cowards.

>>150205697
Nope, didn't happen

>>150205665
Bro is fucking a clone of his mom.

>>150205740
Do you need me to post an mkv link with a timestamp for you too? Because you seem to be denying the evidence presented already
Episode 8 btw, before Leeron in the tent

And the one posting all of the /dbs/hit is me. You're welcome.

>>150205714
>popularity feat

>>150205746
Yoko is the same age as him. They're just as mature. Kamina's a bonafide manchild who should've gotten a punch to the teeth.

>>150205768
Thanks brother

>>150205741
YIPPY!!!!!!!

>>150205741
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K61rG1hxBwA&pp=ygUQU3NqMyB0aGVtZSBzaG9ydA%3D%3D

KINGtos won this thread.

Thank you Kratos for TEACHING /DBG/

>>150205741
What exactly could we do about it though? They just whirl into themselves even if no one replies.

next thread i'mma make a graphic of all the characters that beat godzilla, and the ones who were beaten by him, in crossovers.

BUILT
FOR

>>150205763
...and that is extremely hot.

>>150205746
Anyone who watched the series knows that the moment Nia got introduced, Yoko turned into a side-character. Heck, in one episode Yoko laments seeing Simon fighting Virelle, that he doesn't need help any more.

It's kinda shocking how the series turned an OG member to side character.

>>150205687
Will MHA's ending be defended in the same way Gurren Lagann's was in a few years because of nostalgia?

>>150205714
They got bored of the manlet

Kratos and Invincible make this general a Better Man.

Cucky simon and goku drag this general down.

>>150205768
So, you wanna False-Flag, Goku BLACK?

>>150205795
This cuckshit guy hasn't actually seen Gurren Lagann. I can tell. He's seen clips but not the show itself.

>>150205797
it already is right now. unfortunately.

>>150205788
Big Simon Drill. They would be such a hot couple.

>>150205715
>Fandom screenshot


Give up, jeet. I watched the entire series myself, and I don't have to lie about unlike you

>>150205598
>>150205777
Die out

>>150205792
>

>>150205768
>Gokubro was PROTECTING us from racism/misogyny/homophobic/transphobic posts
Truly a BETTER MAN!

Niggers.

If you wanna slander Simon, then Shinji fucking Ikari had an actual girlfriend at the end of his franchise after ending all of evangelion.

That's bad when Shinji gets a better happy ending than Simon.

>>150205795
Yoko was only on the side when it required her to suck Kittan's dick next as the new Kamina clone, and to keep crying over how sugoii and perfect le Kamina Sama is. She's in front for the entire series

>>150205772
Don't insult CHADmina again, faggot.

>>150205828
debunk what's written there then.
oh wait you can't, because you're a lying chickenshit coward as proven last thread.

>>150205264
Holy shit, someone who can notice the difference of time. I kowtow.

You can tell much of this shitposting is all forced as fuck, it doesn't have the genuine mania and unfiltered mental illness that /dbs/

>>150205842
Simon, stop sucking off your BVLL and get back in the cuck bush before he beats your ass and plaps nia

MOTHERFUCKER.

MOTHER ABSOLUTE FUCKER. NOW LEE IS FUCKING HERE. YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARDS.

NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO POST PONIES JUST TO PRUNE, OR DERAIL THE THREAD. WE CAN TOLERATE THE BANT, BUT DON'T FUCKING POST PONIES

So other proving that the cuckspammer hasn't actually watched TTGL, what have we really accomplished with this thread?

>>150205830
Chris Chan getting pissed abiut that show getting canceled is still in my top 10 moments for him.
>>150205837
Simon technically ends up with everyone and nobody because hes a fusion of every alternate version of himself.

KIIIIIINNNGGGTTTOOOOOOOSSSS

>>150205858
We solidified the fact that Kratos is king again

>>150205861
every alternate version of himself has a kamina who he worships too so they're all cucks too

>>150205862
...is rock tier.

>>150205833
That guy has a CHAD jawline. He is Aryan as fuck. Pure German ancestry.
>>150205772
>They're just as mature
Obviously fucking not. Yoko was physically and mentally above Simon even at the same age. Also, girls prefer to date older instead of younger.

>>150205851
Stop glazing Death Battle Subreddit.

>>150205851
Most of it is two people tops and then like maybe three reply guys thinking they can win by arguing.

>>150205862
...is boundless and GAPED Asissyra

>>150205845
End of episode 6, bathhouse episode, Yoko offers Kamina to see her naked.


Faggot.

>>150205858
I made some Simon cuckposts too. I just think it's funny.

>>150205851
This
we need more scat worship on /co/

>>150205872
Every version didnt have a Kamina. An unlimited number of them did but an unlimited number also didnt.

>>150205777
Die out

>>150205882
If maturity was the problem then Kamina is even less mature. Did you watch the hot spring kancho shit or no? He's a screeching crying manchild who's this way cause his daddy never beat him. Simon's just a cuck whoi worships the manchild despite being more mature, and lets that manchild cuck him

I'm afraid by this trajectory, that /dbg/ might get the /dbs/ treatment, prune and monitored 24/7.

I miss my TEACHER... my KING... my MASTER... my BETTER...

>>150205912
Simon...

>>150205888
Yoko also offers Simon to see her naked.

You dodged everything that's written there, especially the part outlining the EPISODE 8, attempted CONFESSION to SIMON.
Coward Simoncuck.

>>150205899
all of them have a Kamina. Otoko confirmed this, because he wrote them in to make them all bull-worshipping cuckolds

>>150205813
Why are you pretending to be me, Ginyu?

The bush won again.

>>150205917
Simoncucks aren't honest because telling the truth about their own cuck series they wasted their life on would get them ridiculed

>>150205912
Asura...

>>150205930
Zamau, I see through your lies.

Just irl, I too am a Big Bro Bully Bull to at least 50 different simoncucks, who all worship me while I beat their asses and fuck the Yokos and Nias of the world in front of them.

Yes I am a Kratos SCHOLAR. How could you tell?

>>150205930
>>150205941
Shut up and stop RTHing Turles

>>150205911
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k8SbrLmzCR4&pp=ygUeaSdtIGFib3V0IHRvIGJyZWFrIGxpbmtpbiBwYXJr

>>150205947
I can confirm this is true, as a Kratos scholar by profession I am a Big Bro bull to many overweight midget simonsisters

>>150205947
KINGtoscholars are so cool, Simonbros. I hope one cucks me next.

>>150205947
>How could you tell?
The lies and delusion

>>150205947
CANON, Kingtos SCHOLAR here and I am a BVLLY BVLL to 30 Simon cucks and 30 Asura cucks. I am kind and let them watch of course

>>150205961
I've been cucked by 20!

>>150205941
Goku Jr, you need to stop doing this and become your own man.
>>150205948
Turles is BLACK.

>>150205714
It's amazing how kid oscillates between "Hardcore Aura Farmer" and "the biggest pussy in the world"

Oi, Simon, chinkasu, get over here and keep licking my sandals clean while I fuck Yoko. You gotta tell me how I'm so much cooler than you while I fuck your girl, or I'll beat the shit out of you like the footstool fag you are, you little midget toad-bitch.
*cocky grin*
but I believe in you (to be my slave who builds a golden statue worshipping me along with all my other simp worshippers), hnyeh hnyeh. Now get to it cuck

Simonbros... we must be... better cucks.

>>150205948
>>150205957

Come on, Zamasu, face me

>>150205981
*swoons*
Big Bro Kamina-Sama the Wise and Mighty!! You’re so hot!! No wonder cucky Simon always pretends to be you. In fact he never does anything except pretend to be you 24/7, because he knows I would immediately fuck some loudmouth douchebag jock in front of him if he didn’t.
You really are sugoii! Simon was right, Kamina's so much cooler than Simon in every way. I know how you feel Yoko, I'm no longer satisfied with beta pretender leftovers any more! I worship you every day and say all your faggy nogspeak catchphrases! You’re the inspiration to everyone and we all want you carnally! Kamina-Aniki fuck me too in front of that cuck! Show him who’s the boss!

>>150205714
BlackStarbros!? I-I thought we owned this manga!

>>150205987
EW! I think Simon likes it!
It's so tiny you can barely see it. No wonder he worships Kamina so much, he'll never be as much of a man as Kamina is, that's why he's always copying Kamina while he pretends to be himself!
But he knows no girl would ever choose a little ass-kisser like him over Kamina. All he can do it pretend, and watch Kamina cuck him.
You like to watch huh little cuck? You like to worship Kamina and cry while he takes your girls? Kamina-Sama! Punch this bitch in the face again and me and Nia will suck your cock in front of him! Yeah beat his ass, what a Fag!
Now say it again, say Kamina-Sugoi! Say “Row Row fight da Powa!” Say one of the Great and Powerful Kamina-Sama’s catchphrases he loves to say while Kamina fucks me in front of you, cucky Simon! Kamina's the best right? Kiss his ass while I suck his cock, cucky worshipper!"

>>150205925
It was never confirmed. Theres an unlimited amount with and without a Kamina.

>>150205981
>>150205987
>>150205996
Why are you just posting canon dialogue? At least make a meme.

>>150205998
otoko erased those for turning into Garlicks, he turned them all into Kamina worshippers

>>150205973
You think you can fool me, Zamasu? Or should I say, Daima Goku.

ENTER: /ourgroomers/

>>150206014
a little late to be entering...

>>150206015
He walked into Simon jerking off behind the bush.

>>150206014
>>150206015
What an unfortunate chain of post...

>>150206014
>Females
I sleep

>>150206014
these 4 would beat simon up for pretending to be a shota, when he's really a gross teenage midget

>>150206014
>>150206015
What an amazing chain of posts. Post Goten getting molested now.

>>150206014
Makima's so absurdly attractive I'd let her groom me

Come on, imposter. Face me

>>150206014
>That Misato arm
Her arm would have to be freakishly long at the bicep to stretch that far. Also look how short her forearm is. Wouldn't be surpised if most of this is traced over.

DB completely ignored this feat...

>>150206013
>>150206056
I enjoyed every minute of Death Battle, old pal.

Goku...I have seen the light.
We don't have to fight anymore, we have both been saved by KINGtos.

>>150206056
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DsSM_YyZ3uU&pp=ygURV2hlcmUgdGhlIGhvb2QgYXQ%3D

Kratos saved this thread

>just watched the (alleged) near confession from Yoko to Simon in episode 8
>It's not a confession, not even close
>There is nota single indication that Yoko ever hand any romantic interest in Simon across the whole series, in fact she found him annoying at first.


I wish I had a way to post a clip but I'm typing this from my phone. I give up, the cuckspammers are hopeless. It's clear mental Illness and a sick fetish I will not sully my time on any longer. Bye.

>>150206082
...from being enjoyable.

>>150206066
I know, Goku of Universe 6.

>>150206072
Why didn't Simon save you and teach you to be better cucks?

>>150206078
SOVL

>>150206088
I thiught it was future Goku?

>>150206086
A lesson doesn't necessarily strive to be enjoyable, it strives to be educational and informative

I WON

>>150206100
I defeated Trunk's Goku, I am now the true Goku. The true Goku from the start.

>>150206078
I hope DMX found the hood before he died. He genuinely didnt seem to know where it was.

>>150206108
How does his cuck feats compare to Simon? At least he didn't worship Bejita.

>>150206110
But enough about me. The REAL Gokubro.

>>150206108
Stop it, Goku from Universe 1-A. You lost.

>>150206110
Didn't Zeno erase him?

>>150206123
>1-A
Goku has never and WIL NEVER be Outerversal!!!

>>150206122
You're not smart, Z-Saga Goku. I am the real Goku.

here it is, godzilla's current crossover record of losses and wins

>>150205851
Rajeesh is fucking unhinged, like 90-110 posts were deleted, EVERY SINGLE thread, and all of them were because of him.

>GOKU GOKU GOKU

Here' a real Goku

Don't listen to that JOBBER. Turn this place into /dbs/ 2.0 POSTHASTE my HOUNDS.

New Thread? You want a new thread!?
SAY IT!

>>150206156
Godzilla also defeats some Frieza Force members in RoF

>>150206159
if this happened to Simon he'd shine his shoes and do his homework and start calling him BIG BRO

>>150206189
KIIIIINNNGGGTTTTOOOOOOSSSS

>>150206203
>>150206159
This movie wasn't that bad

>>150206194
Canon
>>150206217
It sure wasn't Dragon Ball

The REAL sad part of Rajeesh is him going on his VPN to reply “KBC” to all of his posts as an attempt to “validate” his own opinions. He’s so insecure (like Simon becore he grew the fuck up, ironically) that he can’t just post his opinion without falseflagging validation for himself so he can pretend he isn’t alone in his thoughts.

>>150206224
>>150206224
>>150206224
QUICK! They are coming, evacuate to the new thread!

>>150206231
It had the dragon balls, Shenron, Kamehamehas, Pickle Rick played by that dude from Buffy. Just needed some Linkin Park. Better than most adaptations of comics nowadays.

>>150206189
KINGtos
WISEtos
SCHOLARtos