*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Silver pauses from shoving his tongue down Amy’s throat
S: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Silver-Sama?!”
Amy stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man in a red suit is clearly beating Sonic to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
A: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck rat Sonic. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Silver-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “SILVER-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN HUMAN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
S: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Amy. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled at light speed by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his rings have scattered around him and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Future Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED SILVER-SAMA MORE!”