Death Battle
Grandmaster of the Jedi Order vs Emperor of Viltrumites
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:09:34 AM
No.149842396
>>149842416
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:09:48 AM
No.149842399
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:10:01 AM
No.149842404
pity kratos win lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:10:04 AM
No.149842405
pity win banner LOL
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:10:05 AM
No.149842406
>>149842426
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:10:09 AM
No.149842410
I know who wins the next episode but I will not tell you.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:10:42 AM
No.149842415
>>149842392 (OP)
Smart Atoms are canonically stronger than Midi-chlorians
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:10:43 AM
No.149842416
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:10:53 AM
No.149842419
>>149842428
>>149842436
I win the next episode.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:11:02 AM
No.149842422
>>149842878
Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS?!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:11:08 AM
No.149842424
Godzilla bros
It's okay to lose to Hulk
It's okay to go 2-1
2-1 is a respectable record and you should be proud of that
You can't win every fight and that's okay
So when Hulk wins please hold your heads high
Please don't be like the Asurajeets and have a meltdown spanning the whole year
Please be... Better men
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:11:17 AM
No.149842425
pity ending Asura ROFL
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:11:17 AM
No.149842426
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:11:28 AM
No.149842428
>>149842419
No you don't.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:11:53 AM
No.149842435
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:11:54 AM
No.149842436
*cough* i... i-i lost... i'm sorry...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:12:22 AM
No.149842439
Hulk bros
It’s okay to lose to Godzilla
It’s okay to go 3-0
You lost against some of the strongest characters to ever be on Death Battle
You can’t win every fight and that’s okay
So when Godzilla wins please hold your heads high
Please don’t be like the Kratosjeets and have a meltdown over being fraudchecked spanning the whole year.
Please be… the strongest there is.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:12:26 AM
No.149842440
WEAKzilla fraudcheck KWAB!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:12:42 AM
No.149842444
>>149842465
>pity ending Asura ROFL
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:12:56 AM
No.149842448
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:13:09 AM
No.149842450
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:13:24 AM
No.149842454
>>149842438
Banner after being denied his pity win…
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:14:13 AM
No.149842458
>>149842497
>>149842508
The episode delay is already having it's affect on the general's mind it seems.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:14:26 AM
No.149842463
/dbg/: monkey see, monkey do
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:14:29 AM
No.149842465
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:14:34 AM
No.149842467
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:15:20 AM
No.149842476
All your heroes kneel to the Demiurge
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:15:31 AM
No.149842479
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:15:40 AM
No.149842482
Godzilla... you are a monster... no longer... *kneels respectfully*
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:16:05 AM
No.149842487
>>149842495
I don't believe in heroes.
Reminder that these are the 616 heroes
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:16:50 AM
No.149842495
>>149842487
Banner after being denied his pity win…
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:16:50 AM
No.149842497
>>149842458
One more week of this shit, bro
Boiling point soon
Just needs a little more Kratos and Dragon ball shitposting
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:17:12 AM
No.149842500
>AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:17:20 AM
No.149842503
>>149842493
GODzilla is unmatched...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:17:42 AM
No.149842506
>>149842438
So when are you chopping your tiny balls off, bleachfag?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:18:05 AM
No.149842508
>>149842458
These last few episodes have taken a toll on everyone's sanity
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:18:12 AM
No.149842509
Hulk say trans RIGHTS!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:18:20 AM
No.149842512
>>149842524
>>149842530
HULK NOT WEAK! HULK NOT PITY WINNER! HULK STRONG! HULK PROVE STRENGTH BY POSTING HOMOSEXUAL RAPE FANTASIES!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:18:57 AM
No.149842518
I kek everytime
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:19:17 AM
No.149842524
>>149842529
>>149842512
Well how else do you prove your strength here?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:19:43 AM
No.149842529
>>149842524
By cuckposting
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:19:46 AM
No.149842530
>>149842547
>>149842512
Thanks for making your falseflags obvious, kaijuFAGGOT.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:19:48 AM
No.149842531
>>149843133
BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:19:59 AM
No.149842532
>>149842546
I am under suspicion literally everyone in this thread is HBOCing
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:20:21 AM
No.149842535
>>149842493
ERM, HULK REMEMBER HULK LEFT OVEN ON AT HOME..! YABBA DABBA DOO GET HULK OUTTA HERE!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:20:51 AM
No.149842543
>>149842556
Why are Invinciblefags and DBfags a bunch of schizos?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:20:59 AM
No.149842544
Giving India access to the internet may have been a mistake.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:21:14 AM
No.149842546
>>149842532
Everyone does except for KINGtos scholars
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:21:23 AM
No.149842547
>>149842568
>>149842530
>Nikocuck melty
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:21:38 AM
No.149842551
>>149842576
Me? Brahmin.
You? Dalit.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:21:48 AM
No.149842554
>>149842951
Does Godzilla get Lovecraft scaling?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:22:00 AM
No.149842556
>>149842543
Because Death Battle has fucked both franchises. Making Invinciblefags think they have a chance in hell against Dragon Ball characters and for lowballing Dragon Ball characters to the point a fucking ant can kill em
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:22:19 AM
No.149842561
SAMEFAGtos...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:22:27 AM
No.149842563
>>149842536
bros............
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:23:05 AM
No.149842568
>>149842592
>>149842547
>kaijuQUEER feeling called out
>can only imagine Niko's fat asshole absorbing his existence
As expected.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:23:19 AM
No.149842571
>>149842536
Teacher, Scholar, KING
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:23:30 AM
No.149842573
>>149842588
>>149842596
>EHHHHHHH BANNER-SAMA YOU'RE USING YOUR COMIC SCIENTIST INTELLECT TO CONVINCE ME TO JUST KILL MYSELF AND LET YOU WIN BEFORE YOU TAKE MEI KAMINO'S POST-COLLEGE PUSSY AS A REWARD? AND I SHOULD JUST ERASE MY AVATAR FROM EXISTENCE SO THAT I CAN NEVER ENTER YOUR DIMENSION AGAIN, FORCED TO WATCH FROM MY HIGHER-DIMENSIONAL PRISON!? AND I'LL PERMANENTLY STAIN MY SERIES' OTHERWISE FLAWLESS RACK RECORD OF VICTORY DUE TO MY IDIOTIC SUICIDAL TENDENCIES? WELL YABBA DABBA SKREEEEEEEONK-DOOOOOOO TAKE THIS TECH SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO KILL ME RIGHT NOW!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:23:36 AM
No.149842576
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:23:38 AM
No.149842578
>>149842612
>>149842392 (OP)
>Solos JJK
>Not Go-
>EVEN GOJO
His SPEED and STRENGTH bypasses INFINITY and pops that SISSY'S head like a watermelon!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:23:47 AM
No.149842579
>This other character earlier in the series blew up a moon
>Through statementfaggotry I am 50x stronger from that character at the mid point
>I then chainscale to a guy who (didnt) destroy a galaxy by beating him in a fight
>The. I got 1000 stronger through statement faggotry so I can blow up the universe
>I still get fucked by lasers and need to go all out lifting a building though
This is some funny shit bro.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:24:10 AM
No.149842585
>>149842597
>>149842536
Kratos TAUGHT her.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:24:17 AM
No.149842588
>>149842573
nobody said that
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:24:36 AM
No.149842592
>>149842568
>Nikotranny meltdown
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:24:43 AM
No.149842596
>>149842573
godzilla said that
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:24:44 AM
No.149842597
>>149842585
...to not be a MONSTER like her father
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:25:02 AM
No.149842600
>>149842536
This is when Death Battle became high art.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:25:17 AM
No.149842604
........KIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOOOOOOOOOS!!!! *sharts*
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:25:50 AM
No.149842607
KKKKKIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSS
>HNGH YESSS GODZILLA YESS YESSS SMASH HULK COUNTLESS COSMOLOGICAL WET WARTY POZZED TOAA AND TOBA RADIATED BOYCUNT WHILE HULK LISTEN TO REIDI YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH HULK GONNA CUM GODZILLA HLK CAN FEEL BGC HIT HULK PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.
>GODZILLA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING HULK DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY GAMMA CLITTY WITH A RADIOACTIVE CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE HULK EVEN MORE INFINITE COSMOLOGICAL STDS THAN RED HULK AND TOBA GAVE ME?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK
>STIFFEN BETTY’S WOMB HULK AM RUINED!!! HULK HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE BETTY FOR ∞ ENTIRE INFINITE DIMENSIONAL CURVES SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT HULK FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/sissygammamutants THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! GODZILLA THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU DINOSAUR!!!! HULK FUCKING RUINED!!! HULK AM SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT GAMMA LOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER BROLY AND DOOMSDAY GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayRadioactiveJobbersTakingBGC SO BETTY ROSS COULD SEE IT!! HULK AM BETTER MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>GODZILLS YOU STUPID FUCKING GOOK BEAST KING OF THE MONSTERS SUBHUMAN LIZARD!!!!! HULK SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH HULK SUB GORILLA BUSTING FISTS!!!! COME HERE!!!!! HULK GONNA FUCKING BREAK WORLDS FULL OF MCU S0I FANBOYE!!!!! HULK WILL SHOW YOU THE SAME GAPING THAT HULK WILLINGLY LET DBZ AND DC GIVE TO HULK!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING GOOK
>HULK ANGRIEST KEK THERE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:26:03 AM
No.149842612
>>149842578
I don't care what chuds say about MHA. I like this lil nigga. And Endeavor too
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:26:05 AM
No.149842613
Intelligencestatbros our time will come
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:26:12 AM
No.149842614
>>149842622
>>149842632
Only HIM can save Death Battle
Only HIM can deal with the schizo menace
Bring HIM a worthy opponent
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:26:19 AM
No.149842616
>>149842651
>>149842653
>W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, KRATOS-SAN?! YOU'RE SAYING THAT MY BIG BRO KEKING ME FROM THE BUSHES ISN'T ACTUALLY REAL, AND IS JUST A STATEMENT BECAUSE MY ENTIRE REALITY IS JUST FICTION?! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THERE'S A SIMON WHO'S ONTOLOGICALLY HIGHER THAN ME, AND THAT HE LITERALLY WROTE IN KAMINA ANIKI FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF TAKING YOKO FROM ME IN ORDER TO SAVE HIS OWN FICTION REALITY? DID YOU JUST SAY THAT BECAUSE MY FICTIONAL REALITY IS JUST SOME MANGAKA'S INTERPRETATION OF WHAT MY REALITY ACTUALLY IS, THAT I AM NOT, IN FACT, A MASSIVE KEKHOLD AND CAN JUST SAY THAT YOKO-CHAN HAVING HOT LIP SEX WITH BIG BRO KAMINA IS A STATEMENT AND NOT VALID, SAVING MY DIGNITY?! LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... I CAN SIMPLY CHOOSE TO NOT BELIEVE THAT BIG BRO KAMINA-ANIKI TOOK YOKO'S HOT 14 YEAR OLD BODY AND JUST SAY THAT I'M AN ULTRA GIGA-CHAD WHO IS MARRIED TO BOTH YOKO AND NIA AT THE SAME TIME AND IT WOULD BE EQUALLY AS VALID?? WELL YABBA DABBA DON'T MIND IF I DO! I WON'T LET STREET SHITTING INDIANS CALL ME A KEKHOLD, AND NEITHER WILL YOU KRATOS-SAMA!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:26:42 AM
No.149842622
>>149842614
Bring him Azathoth
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:26:57 AM
No.149842626
BRING ME KRATOS
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:27:27 AM
No.149842631
>>149843127
>>149842611
Why are kaijuFAGGOTs so GAY?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:27:28 AM
No.149842632
>>149842699
>>149842614
it's he dumbass, also Low-balled Kratos
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:27:37 AM
No.149842634
>>149842720
>>149842392 (OP)
>cucks Mark and Nolan
Nothing personal
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:27:59 AM
No.149842641
>>149842611
hulk said that
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:28:00 AM
No.149842642
>>149842656
>>149842714
I'm built for Dr. Bruce Banner cock....
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:28:05 AM
No.149842644
>>149843127
>>149842611
>zillafaggot projecting his homosexual rape/poz fantasy
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:28:22 AM
No.149842649
>USOPP STIFFY TIME!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:28:41 AM
No.149842651
>>149842616
I remember when Simon said this while he listened to Reidi by therewolf media
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:28:57 AM
No.149842653
>>149842616
I remember when She-moan said this kek
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:28:58 AM
No.149842654
>>149842667
This is just Kratosfags and Gokufags playing both sides!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:29:06 AM
No.149842656
>>149842642
Mei Kamino...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:29:21 AM
No.149842662
>>149842671
>>149842611
>GODzillaCHAD accurately portraying Hulk’s secret homosexual fsntasies
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:29:39 AM
No.149842664
>>149842392 (OP)
Luke (forma de EU) is for Rey Palpatine. Or nuVader. Or Ahsoka. Or whatever other representative of Mouse Wars you prefer.
Basically I want a humiliation ritual match where the EU shitstomps D*sney's fanfiction and will settle for nothing less.
FUCK Traviss
FUCK Filoni
FUCK Wendig
FUCK Mickey Mouse and FUCK YOU
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:29:59 AM
No.149842667
>>149842697
>>149842654
We're all Kratosfags here bud
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:30:43 AM
No.149842671
>>149842676
>>149842662
>kaijuFAGGOT admitting he's a FAGGOT
As expected.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:31:04 AM
No.149842676
>>149842708
>>149842671
>Nikotroon psychotic episode
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:31:27 AM
No.149842682
>>149842697
>ASURAAAAA HELP MEEEEEEEE, THIS ROCK IS TOO HEAVY!!! GET IT OFF ME AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:32:07 AM
No.149842690
>>149842704
>>149842392 (OP)
can't he just force choke him or squash his internal organs with the force?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:32:11 AM
No.149842693
>>149842713
Why do fags do the "Well that character is for -insert someone else"?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:32:29 AM
No.149842696
>*solos all of Touhou*
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:32:31 AM
No.149842697
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:32:38 AM
No.149842699
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:33:12 AM
No.149842704
>>149842690
Look up the insane shit Luke does in the EU.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:33:15 AM
No.149842705
What a pathetic thread
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:33:28 AM
No.149842708
>>149842676
>NIKONIKONIKO
Imagine obsessing over a fat mukbanger and seeing his asshole every time you press post. Couldn't be me kek
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL BLONDE BABY LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! NO YABBA SHALL ESCAPE MY DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Jade and Lucas Simon's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>IN BLACKEST NIGHTS!! THIS IS ADARK HAIRED BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS ADARK HAIREDBABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH LUCAS SIMON!!!
>BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I JOINED THE CORPS!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CON??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK LANTERN IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING HALF SPIC BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>IN BRIGHTEST DAYS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID GREEN TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO ALATINXBABY!!! AND HIS HAIR IS BLACK TOO!!! IF IT WAS BROWN I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS HAL'S BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BLACK HAIRED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL LANTERN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THATBABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATSPICFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY GREEN FLIPFLOP CONSTRUCTS!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL SHOVE YOU IN THE FRIDGE!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! BEWARE MY POWER BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:33:47 AM
No.149842713
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:33:48 AM
No.149842714
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:34:17 AM
No.149842720
>>149842634
Must have gotten tired of composite shounen...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:34:34 AM
No.149842724
>>149842753
>>149842709
I remember when Kyle said this while he listened to Reidi by therewolf media
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:34:54 AM
No.149842729
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:35:04 AM
No.149842732
>>149843122
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:35:07 AM
No.149842733
>AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE STOP FUCKING RAPING ME!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:35:17 AM
No.149842734
>Dragon fags spamming their pastas and changing Krillins name with other characters
Sad
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:35:35 AM
No.149842737
>>149842753
>>149842709
I remember when Kyle the twink spic canon Bueno rape victim Green Lantroon said this kek
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:35:43 AM
No.149842739
>>149842749
>>149842392 (OP)
Why didn't Kratos defend Greece from the Ottoman Turks?
Why didn't Kratos defend Scandanavia from the Russians/Prussians?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:35:57 AM
No.149842742
who could escape the Quan-Chi Zone?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:36:14 AM
No.149842743
Omniman vs Bardock but with no powers stats equalized and fighting in the UFC octagon for 5 rounds who heems who?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:36:29 AM
No.149842747
>>149842751
>dragun figs spamin they pesters n changin kurrins name wit over karkter n shit o algo
sad or something
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:36:56 AM
No.149842749
>>149842774
>>149842739
Why didn't Yahweh protect Judea from the Roman Empire?
Why didn't Yahweh defend Christendom from all of the muslims invading and raping christians?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:37:04 AM
No.149842751
>>149842747
KINGtos scholar...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:37:17 AM
No.149842753
>>149842737
>>149842724
>>149842709
>exactly one minute apart
Mindbroken and obsessed. Just pathetic LMFAO
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:37:18 AM
No.149842754
>>149842392 (OP)
Starkiller victims.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:37:40 AM
No.149842760
>>149842771
>>149842781
I FUCKING LOVE RAPE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:38:13 AM
No.149842766
>>149842821
>solos Omni Man
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:38:28 AM
No.149842770
Raimi suit, the best suit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:38:38 AM
No.149842771
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:39:03 AM
No.149842774
>>149842749
Same thing as the Babylonians, and C v M is just a civil war
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:39:25 AM
No.149842779
>loses in Death Battle
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:39:29 AM
No.149842781
>>149842760
Cristiano Ronaldo…
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:39:29 AM
No.149842782
Why are Kylefags so mindbroken and schizophrenic?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:39:30 AM
No.149842783
>>149842795
>>149842796
Why is everyone so mean to me?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:39:39 AM
No.149842785
Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:40:10 AM
No.149842790
Why does Sonic lose to Kid Gohan? Its not fair.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:40:30 AM
No.149842795
>>149842883
>>149842783
Because Hulk Hogan is a chud racist bitch that’s why.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:40:30 AM
No.149842796
>>149842783
Bleachverse....
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:40:45 AM
No.149842801
>>149842861
Simon no diffs Superman and his entire verse btw
I've never even played God of War.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:41:11 AM
No.149842807
>>149842392 (OP)
Reminder. Invincible characters are SAIYAN SAGA at best.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:41:29 AM
No.149842811
>>149842805
Death Battle...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:41:34 AM
No.149842813
Deimos>Kratos
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:41:54 AM
No.149842821
>>149842766
Smart Atoms canonically resist the Rinne Tensei with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, the Rinnegan, a perfect Susano'o and the ability to control the juubi and the Gedou Mazou
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:41:59 AM
No.149842824
>>149842862
>>149842805
I have but only the og 3, I saw 2018 cut scenes. I just like shitposting about Kratos because it makes people asshurt
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:42:36 AM
No.149842832
>>149842805
Death Battle…
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:42:57 AM
No.149842835
>Goku hiding behind Simon hiding behind Superman now
How pathetic can this get?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:43:13 AM
No.149842838
I took a shit earlier and it was stronger than Asura.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:43:14 AM
No.149842839
>>149842869
Wait....why didn't Kratos use the Sisters of Fate to save his family?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:43:20 AM
No.149842840
>>149842862
I have played every God of War game
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:43:37 AM
No.149842845
>Schizophrenic fantasies
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:44:13 AM
No.149842851
>Omni Man hiding behind 'smart atoms'
How pathetic can he get?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:44:28 AM
No.149842853
>Godzilla hiding behind Goku hiding behind Simon hiding behind Superman now
How pathetic can this get?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:44:38 AM
No.149842857
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MY WIFE’S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:44:51 AM
No.149842861
>>149842881
>>149842801
Are you actually a simonfag? If so, cool. Simon is neat and fun. But you're not a simonfag are you?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:44:55 AM
No.149842862
>>149842840
>>149842824
No one played Ascension btw
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:45:03 AM
No.149842864
>>149842875
I was TAUGHT by the ELEPHANT
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:45:22 AM
No.149842869
=
>>149842839
Unironically he was consumes by rage and wanted to kill Zeus immediately
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:45:44 AM
No.149842875
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:45:44 AM
No.149842876
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:45:51 AM
No.149842878
>>149842422
No, he lost to her cute digital dog.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:46:07 AM
No.149842881
>>149842861
His series was fun, Nia dying sucks ass though,
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:46:10 AM
No.149842883
>>149842897
>>149842795
>HH out of NOWHERE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:46:14 AM
No.149842886
Madara Uchiha?
Solos Nolan. Genjutsu his ass. EZ.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:46:49 AM
No.149842890
>>149842913
Post Kratos doing this.
Post Goku doing this.
Post Doomslayer doing this.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:46:54 AM
No.149842892
>>149842901
I'm hiding behind 15 characters minimum
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:47:00 AM
No.149842897
>>149842915
>>149842883
>Jobs to Hellfire
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:47:15 AM
No.149842901
>>149842892
KINGtos scholar…
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:47:16 AM
No.149842902
>>149842392 (OP)
Hiei would lose in the rematch
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:48:16 AM
No.149842913
>>149842890
I hope she eats the Earth.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:48:17 AM
No.149842914
>>149842929
Yuri shipper vs the most insane power scaler
Who wins?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:48:18 AM
No.149842915
>>149842925
>>149842897
The Hulkster's up there brother
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:48:29 AM
No.149842916
>VIRGINKEKJOBBERTARDBITCHS kneeling to CHADKINGCHRISTGOD CHADSCHOLARBEASTS
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:49:05 AM
No.149842924
Ichigo has worse onscreen feats than Deku btw
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:49:06 AM
No.149842925
>>149842945
>>149842915
Kek he cheated on his wife so no.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:49:18 AM
No.149842928
>>149842933
I don't HBOC, my FAVORITE is the strongest and I PROTECT the other ones.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:49:25 AM
No.149842929
>>149842935
>>149842937
>>149842914
>Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:49:46 AM
No.149842933
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:49:48 AM
No.149842934
Stop going insane
It's just a week more
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:49:48 AM
No.149842935
>>149842950
>>149842929
… with the powerscaler being the hydrogen bomb.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:49:58 AM
No.149842936
>>149842967
>>149842392 (OP)
Would a lightsaber cut through a Viltramite?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:50:05 AM
No.149842937
>>149842929
FUARK......Yuri Shipper's feats?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:50:26 AM
No.149842945
>>149842925
So did King David
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:50:40 AM
No.149842948
I don't even like powerscaling,i just like typing KWAB,KEKAROO and k,b,c because they're funny words
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:50:40 AM
No.149842949
Superman? Weaker than Gojo.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:50:43 AM
No.149842950
>>149842962
>>149842935
... and the yuri shipper coughing baby being Franklin Richards
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:50:44 AM
No.149842951
>>149842980
>>149842554
Could any of the Eva pilots beat Godzilla
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:50:53 AM
No.149842953
I was TAUGHT by H.P. LOVECRAFT
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:51:01 AM
No.149842954
>>149842977
Has anyone solved Godzilla's equation yet? I'm still working on it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:51:25 AM
No.149842962
>>149842950
… specifically Franklin Richards after he lost all his powers
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:51:31 AM
No.149842965
>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,
>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,
>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…
>WE SHINE A LIGHT, WHILE ASURA COPES!
>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!
>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,
>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,
>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!
>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, THE WEEBFAGS ROPE!
>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!
>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,
>Illuminated by the fire on me…
>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,
>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!
>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,
>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,
>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!
>Wife… in… labor…
>Black… Men… raped… her…
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*
>In brightest day, the weebfags rope…
>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…
>We shine a light, while Asura copes…
>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!
>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!
>BLAAACK MEEEN RAAAPED HEEER!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:51:43 AM
No.149842967
>>149842936
>A lightsaber is extremely hot, potentially reaching temperatures that could melt through most materials. It's generally accepted that the blade, being plasma, can reach temperatures between 8,000°C and 25,000°C (14,432°F and 45,032°F)
>The temperature at the surface of the Sun is about 10,000 Fahrenheit (5,600 Celsius)
The sun was fucking Mark up. A lightsaber would stab right through him.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:51:45 AM
No.149842968
>>149842997
The average powerscaler HEEMS the average shipper in a fist fight
What is even going on? It have been one day and you fuckers are already going this insane.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:52:43 AM
No.149842976
>>149842986
>>149843011
The average vsbw powerscaler HEEMS the average Death Battle powerscaler in a fist fight
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:53:19 AM
No.149842980
>>149843153
>>149842951
The EVA struggled against Shin, who is one of the weakest versions of Godzilla.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:53:27 AM
No.149842983
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:53:38 AM
No.149842986
>>149843008
>>149842976
Post a VSBW powerscaler destroying a mountain.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:53:47 AM
No.149842991
>>149842974
Don't be a bitch because Zoro neg diffed Lucci while Luffy had to extreme diff him and Zoro blocking Island Level CoC attacks while Luffy running away like a bitch.
How much does Oda have to spell it for you that Zoro is was and always will be stronger than Luffy?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:53:49 AM
No.149842992
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:53:51 AM
No.149842993
>>149843046
>Reiði!!!!!
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY ORCHESTRAL CHOIR MUSIC WITH GENERIC WOMAN SINGING FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET GAME OVER AND SOLID STATE INVINCIBLE THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 30 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN BECOMES A KEK IN GERMANY SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW POINTLESS NOISE IS COOL!!! FUNNY MEME MAN UNDERWATER IN A SUIT EPIC!!!! MAYHEM, SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON WEARS MY NIGGER HOODIE EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE THIS MUSIC RICK ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM 2025 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!
>HELL'S ANGELS
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE ACTUALLY MELODICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE ASURA??????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO MELODICAL UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE INSTRUMENTAL MELODIES LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:53:59 AM
No.149842995
>>149842974
Invinciblefags and Asurafags lost their minds. Bardock would not lose to Omni Man, this was proven in the last few threads. Kratos stomped Asura, but was respectful about it. Kratos let go of his anger at the end of GOW3. He tells Asura to do the same.
>>149842968
The average powerscaler is not allowed within 50 feet of the average shipper because shipping is an activity for teenage girls and powerscaling is an activity for sex offenders
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:54:30 AM
No.149843003
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:55:00 AM
No.149843008
>>149842986
Post a DEATH BATTLE powerscaler destroying a continent
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:55:05 AM
No.149843009
This is a chadmiral thread, no yonkeks allowed
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:55:11 AM
No.149843010
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:55:12 AM
No.149843011
>>149842976
They are the same thing
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:55:56 AM
No.149843018
>>149842977
SCHOLARtos...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:56:00 AM
No.149843020
>>149842997
>Never got arrested
So nothing ever happened and it was all made up. Got it. I had no idea 4chan was a part of the BELIEVE ALL WOMEN crowd
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:56:13 AM
No.149843022
>>149842997
They are the same thing
Remember.
Yuri STACIES out schizo the powerscaler, thus leading to mental immunities.
>>149842977
>PROVABLYtos
Somehow I doubt it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:57:14 AM
No.149843041
The average Spacebattles powerscaler HEEMS the average Death Battle and VSBW powerscaler in a fist fight
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:57:15 AM
No.149843043
>>149843059
>>149842997
Yup, a Fagon Fag powerscaler turned out to be a sex pest, and the sky is also blue
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:57:26 AM
No.149843044
>>149842997
>LAWGAWDS have to step in to prevent the CHADwer scalers from HEEMING SHITpers
YEP YEP
>>149843030
Post Yuri shippers generating 1000 images of KEKporn
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:57:33 AM
No.149843046
>>149843089
>>149842993
I cannot decipher this post.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:57:37 AM
No.149843047
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:57:45 AM
No.149843050
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:57:48 AM
No.149843052
>>149843068
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:57:52 AM
No.149843053
>>149843080
>>149843110
Who's team are you on, Team Yuri or Team Yaoi?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:58:18 AM
No.149843057
>>149843099
I was TAUGHT by ZORO
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:58:21 AM
No.149843059
>>149843043
Post Seth getting arrested
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:58:29 AM
No.149843061
>>149843031
>Asissyra Falseflag
yup
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:58:36 AM
No.149843062
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:58:43 AM
No.149843064
>>149843165
Godzilla = Jobsura
Hulk = Kratos
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:58:53 AM
No.149843065
Seth the Programmer? Bodies Death Battle in power scaling.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:58:55 AM
No.149843068
>>149843052
>Surpassing the Gods themselves
KIIIIIIIINGTOSSSSSS
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:59:14 AM
No.149843071
>>149843045
I-I...we only like true romances
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:59:29 AM
No.149843074
>>149843091
>>149843030
>powerscalers never killed themselves when their favorite lost in a DB episode
>meanwhile shipkeks piss shit and hang themselves when their ship doesn't become a reality
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:59:56 AM
No.149843077
>>149842392 (OP)
Walter C Dornaz vs Edward Cullen
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:00:00 AM
No.149843080
>>149843087
>>149843095
>>149843053
YaoiGODS run this place, our heroes are all homosexual.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:00:40 AM
No.149843087
>>149843097
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:00:43 AM
No.149843089
>>149843046
It's the insane ramblings of a mindbroken Asurajeet
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:00:49 AM
No.149843091
>>149843074
>Piss and hang
FUARK. Yuri STACIES transcend death to continue on battling
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:00:57 AM
No.149843095
>>149843111
>>149843119
>>149843080
... aren't lesbians also homosexual?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:01:11 AM
No.149843097
>>149843118
>>149843087
>fantasies
They are all canon
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:01:14 AM
No.149843099
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:01:38 AM
No.149843108
pity win banner lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:01:51 AM
No.149843110
>>149843053
As long as you're Anti-Shota, I support you.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:01:55 AM
No.149843111
>>149843095
Women are not welcome here.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:01:57 AM
No.149843112
>>149843249
>>149842997
>Not in prison
So that was a fucking lie
Powerscalers are actually more mentally ill than shippers in actuality
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:02:58 AM
No.149843118
>>149843097
...Especially the ones about MY HERO!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:02:58 AM
No.149843119
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:03:00 AM
No.149843120
>>149843142
>>Asissyra Falseflag
>yup
>It's the insane ramblings of a mindbroken Asurajeet
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:03:05 AM
No.149843121
pity win banner LMAO
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:03:07 AM
No.149843122
>>149842732
Red mist go brrrrrrrrrrr
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:03:12 AM
No.149843123
>>149843149
>>149843116
I think we're more mean spirited and willing to slander others while shippers are more self-destructive
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:03:14 AM
No.149843125
>>149843152
>>149842997
Reminder Seth was framed by Death Battle because he popularized debunking them.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:03:14 AM
No.149843126
>>149843149
>>149843116
>Statement claim
Proof? Yuri Shipper GODS are more mentally abnormal
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:03:17 AM
No.149843127
>>149842644
>>149842631
samefag
pity win banner lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:03:26 AM
No.149843132
>>149843296
BRING ME A BIG MAC!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:03:31 AM
No.149843133
>>149842531
Why did Ash murder Mewtwo?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:03:59 AM
No.149843139
>>149843167
What are we even doing anymore?
I think I just realized I was taking Death Battle way to seriously.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:04:08 AM
No.149843140
>>149843030
Powerscalers reach farther than the Sun to wank their favorite characters. Shippers straight up see things that aren't there between two characters. They're on another level
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:04:12 AM
No.149843141
>>149843167
>>149842977
If Kratos is so powerful why does he need glasses?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:04:13 AM
No.149843142
>>149843159
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:04:17 AM
No.149843143
>>149843116
Post a single powerscaler who is more mentally ill than /a/'s antiyurischizo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:04:23 AM
No.149843144
>Ship Faggotry
ENOUGH
The best Fast Food Chain
SPEAK ITS NAME
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:04:24 AM
No.149843145
>a Gokufag attacked Ben for making supes win the episode
>meanwhile shipkeks are stuck with sending "death threats" on twitter when in reality they would get their spine rearranged by anyone even in these threads
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:04:27 AM
No.149843146
>>149843179
>raving schizophrenia
godzilla pity win ROFL
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:04:30 AM
No.149843148
Start doing this
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:04:33 AM
No.149843149
>>149843157
>>149843123
>>149843126
The average shipper is more mentally unstable and sentimental. The mid to high tier powerscaler is a closet serial killer.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:04:59 AM
No.149843152
>>149843125
It wouldn't surprise me.
Considering he still makes videos and shit I'll just assume it was all bullshit because he's a lowly youtube fuck. If his ass was doing anything illegal he'd be in the slammer. He's not Mr. Beast after all.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:05:10 AM
No.149843153
>>149843166
>>149842980
It helped Asuka went full retard and ran at Shin Godzilla like she just slipped on a banana peel and ran into his lowered head.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:05:36 AM
No.149843157
>>149843149
>closet serial killer.
Need some FEATS and PROOF on that claim
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:05:37 AM
No.149843159
>>149843178
>>149843183
>>149843142
>A-ASURA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY DIAPER!! CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER ASURA!! BE THE BETTER MAN AND CHANGE YOUR PATHETIC STUPID BABY VASSAL'S DIAPER ASURA!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER ASURA, CHANGE IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!! IT'S SHITTY AND PISSED!! IT'S PISSY AND SHIT!! ASURA-SAMA, MY DIAPER NEEDS A HECKIN' CHANGERINO!! ASURA ASURA ASURA I NEED A CHANGE RIGHT NOW!! RIGHT NOW ASURA!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER RIGHT NOW!! I CANNOT DO IT MYSELF, I CANNOT EVEN DEFEAT YOU!! YOU CAN DESTROY A PLANET, WHILE AM I THE STUPID UGLY SHITTY VAPID BABY SUB-MOUNTAIN LEVEL GOD OF WAR RETARD KRATOS!! I AM MERELY A STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, BRAIN-DAMAGED, MALFORMED, ASS-NUGGET, SHIT-BRAINED, DIPSHIT, COOMER, PENCIL-DICKED, SCUMBUTT, FAGTARD, SIMPLETON, TURD-EATING, QUEERBAIT, NINCOMPOOP, EUNUCH, DOUCHELORD, CAMELFUCKING, ASSLICKING, MORONIC BABY RETARD AND I NEED YOU TO CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER ASURA!!! ASURA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER AND SPANK ME LIKE THE NAUGHTY BABY MONSTER I TRULY AM ASURA!!! ASURA ASURA ASURA I'M SO TIRED OF ATREUS OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS BEING THE ONE TO CHANGE ME!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER ASURA!!!! ASURA-SAMA, THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOUR MANLY HANDS BEING ANYWHERE NEAR MY CROTCH IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A BIG OL' TWO-INCH DIAPER-BONER!!! ASURA-SAMA, CHANGE MY DIAPER AND KISS MY WIFE!! ASURA-DONO, YOU ARE NO LONGER A MONSTER, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO SIT IN MY OWN SHIT ASURA, I NEED YOU TO CHANGE ME -- WAIT SPAWN-SAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PLEASE DON'T VAPORIZE THE SHIT AWAY I NEED ASURA TO WIPE IT- AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESTOP!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:05:52 AM
No.149843161
>>149843031
GOINGTONIGHTSCHOOLtos
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:06:05 AM
No.149843163
>Spiral of Emotion!!!!!
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY DEATHMETAL MUSIC WITH GENERIC YATES SCREAMING FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET WINGS OF IRON AND IKARI, THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN BECOMES A KEK IN SPACE SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW HUMANITY IS COOL!!! FUNNY QUOTE MAN WITH POINTY GLASSES EPIC!!!! MAYHEM, SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON DRIVES MY GUNMEN EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE THIS MUSIC BOOTA ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM 2025 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!
>SKIN DEEP?!?
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE ACTUALLY BADASS ROCK MUSIC LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE NIA??????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO PUNK UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE INSTRUMENTAL MELODIES LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:06:10 AM
No.149843165
>>149843185
>>149843064
you're saying kratos got a pity win? LMFAO
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:06:25 AM
No.149843166
>>149843153
To be fair, Asuka is often retarded
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:06:31 AM
No.149843167
>>149843187
>>149843141
Boundless +1 glasses
>>149843139
These last few episodes broke people
>>149843045
They're yurifags, getting cucked is an integral part of their culture
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:06:57 AM
No.149843177
>>149842392 (OP)
Composite Goku vs Composite Ben Tennyson
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:07:03 AM
No.149843178
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:07:11 AM
No.149843179
>>149843146
>inspect element, deployed
pity win banner lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:07:15 AM
No.149843180
>>149843188
>>149843194
Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:07:44 AM
No.149843183
>>149843197
>>149843159
Are Asurajeets okay?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:07:47 AM
No.149843185
>>149843165
Asura is such a weak sissy a lowballed 1% Kratos stomped him. I can see why people thought it was a stomp. Should've had Kratos fight someone actually strong
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:07:49 AM
No.149843186
Pity win Kakarot
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:07:58 AM
No.149843187
>>149843167
>These last few episodes broke people
For me it genuinely is Nolan vs Bardock. You can sell me Superman vs Goku but not Nolan vs Bardock.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:08:12 AM
No.149843188
>>149843180
>*GIGGITYS LOIS*
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:08:31 AM
No.149843190
>>149843172
>Unwarranted interracial fantasies
Why are self inserters like this?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:08:50 AM
No.149843194
>>149843180
TRVRTH NUKE DUKEM
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:09:12 AM
No.149843197
>>149843183
No, KINGtos warped them
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:09:27 AM
No.149843199
>>149843172
>More delusional babble
I need my diaper changed.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:09:36 AM
No.149843202
>Spiral of Emotion!!!!!
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY DEATHMETAL MUSIC WITH GENERIC YATES SCREAMING FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET WINGS OF IRON AND IKARI, THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MEXICAN BECOMES A KEK IN HIS HOME SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW HUMANITY IS COOL!!! FUNNY QUOTE MAN WITH POINTY GLASSES EPIC!!!! MAYHEM, SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON DRIVES MY LANTERN EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE THIS MUSIC HAL ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM 2025 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!
>SKIN DEEP?!?
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE ACTUALLY BADASS ROCK MUSIC LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE JADE??????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO PUNK UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE INSTRUMENTAL MELODIES LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:09:45 AM
No.149843205
>>149843213
>>149843216
ENOUGH. JanBVLL is on his way to gape this entire thread.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:09:53 AM
No.149843208
>>149843226
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:10:15 AM
No.149843209
>>149843222
I don't even know what happened to this thread
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:10:16 AM
No.149843210
>>149843201
Don’t worry Goku, Benita is coming.
A Literal Infant
8/13/2025, 7:10:22 AM
No.149843212
>>149843227
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:10:30 AM
No.149843213
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:10:53 AM
No.149843216
>>149843205
I actually thought the animation for Anon vs. Janny was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.
Even if you disagree about Janny losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Anon to take little damage. It also put Anon in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Janny, and let Anon show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Janny, he was TEACHING Janny. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Anon would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.
If this weren't a Death Battle thread I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Anon reunite with his family, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that ban.
I haven't paid Janny's wage though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a sponsored ad!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big 4channel fan I thought they did Anon justice and from what I saw they treated Janny with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:10:59 AM
No.149843219
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:11:22 AM
No.149843222
>>149843209
it all started when Rooster Teeth died
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:11:23 AM
No.149843223
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:11:53 AM
No.149843226
>>149843208
They don't make diapers big enough for that fat fuck.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:11:54 AM
No.149843227
>>149843212
this literal infant? SOLOS hydrogen bombs.
>CAUSE I’M A CERTIFIED FLOP!
>YES I AM!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:12:02 AM
No.149843229
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:12:08 AM
No.149843230
IN A WORLD
>*pans in to All Might convention *
>Camera shows Deku struggling to suck off five BBCs as...
>"AND MILES TAKES SIX BWCs AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW SOROS ANTIRACIST WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"
>Flash cut to Deku despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man Miles satisfied so many pro hero bvlls again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest kekold"
>Book drops on Deku's head which reads "Blacked Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Deku in room with Kyle
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets BLACKED?"
>"Oh my Zelensky...racism is fucked"
>Zoom in on Deku writing Asta's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE NOT MY BLACK BVLL ANUS!!!!!"
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Miles storming into Deku's cuckshed
>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Deku*
>"You saying we're some kinda pro kekolds or something?"
>Cut to Deku flying around Tokyo using dilators ejected from his neovagina
>360 panoramic shot of Mark and Gohan pointing as geysers of African bvll cum flood the city
BWEEEW
>Shot of Kratos coming to Earth as Touhou plays
BWEEEW
>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBC's*
BWEEEW
>Cut to pro kekolds defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Kazuya Kinoshita from Rent-a-Girlfriend, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*earth shattering fart noise*
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of all DB winners fucking ruby*
>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward"
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of scalingbucks breaking featscucks*
>Simon "based!"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "blacked" in the movie*
>light and columbo show up
>this will be an interesting world to be the god of...
>BLACKED
>BLACKED NOTE
>GODZILLA VS HULK DEATH BATTLE
>PG-13
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:12:33 AM
No.149843233
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:12:34 AM
No.149843234
I SUMMON YOU,JANNY
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:12:48 AM
No.149843237
>>149843246
>>149843270
STOP BEING FUCKING RETARDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:12:50 AM
No.149843238
>>149843328
I solo'd most of the known world
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:13:01 AM
No.149843242
OUR HEROS ARE HERE!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:13:09 AM
No.149843244
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:13:22 AM
No.149843246
>>149843237
DAS NOT BERY NICE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:13:36 AM
No.149843249
>>149843273
>>149843292
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:14:02 AM
No.149843254
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:14:40 AM
No.149843259
Guys, I’ve scoured EVERY GOW novels, dev Twitter posts, powerscaling sites, and I’ve searched all the games and I STILL can’t find proof of Kratos destroying a mountain, much less a planet! Yet, Asura can destroy those things like flies as well as stars! This makes me so mad! SOMEONE please help me out!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:15:14 AM
No.149843261
>>149843281
Well?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:15:28 AM
No.149843265
>>149843289
BALLINTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:15:49 AM
No.149843268
Kratos is currently TEACHING /dbg/...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:15:57 AM
No.149843270
>>149843237
GREEN
KITTENS
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:16:13 AM
No.149843273
>>149843249
Youtuber grooms kids in his discord but nothing happens to him
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:16:40 AM
No.149843274
>>149843283
>>149843353
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:16:51 AM
No.149843275
>>149843288
Start doing this
DAEUOWEQJLSUNDESC WEKOLONWQESTALEVL PLOIOUELJWQELONI-CHD EQIOJKSANBADORKFRAD
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:17:16 AM
No.149843281
>>149843295
>>149843261
>weaver-z
What’s their favorite character?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:17:20 AM
No.149843283
>>149843300
>>149843274
No one cares for theses BITCHES
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:17:23 AM
No.149843285
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:17:34 AM
No.149843288
>>149843275
Me on the right
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:17:35 AM
No.149843289
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:17:41 AM
No.149843292
>>149843249
Youtuber apparently grooms kids in his discord but never gets arrested, has a day in court, or goes to prison. So it was likely bullshit since nothing ever came of it. But people who hate that sped will use it against him.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:17:45 AM
No.149843293
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:18:01 AM
No.149843295
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:18:15 AM
No.149843296
>>149843132
The A&W Teen Burger is apex of all burgers and I am tired of pretending otherwise.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:18:17 AM
No.149843297
>>149843278
Thank you Mark, we're very proud of your brave statements.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:18:24 AM
No.149843298
>>149843278
@Grok is this true?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:18:35 AM
No.149843300
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:18:42 AM
No.149843301
>>149843319
I KILL INVINCIBLE, I KILL OMNI MAN, I KILL CONQUEST. I KILL THRAGG. I RAPE ATOM EVE, I RAPE ANISSA, I RAPE DEBORAH, I WIN!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:18:58 AM
No.149843304
ENOUGH. ENTER CARTOONS.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:19:31 AM
No.149843309
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:20:06 AM
No.149843316
>>149843341
I'm going to die in a DEATH BATTLE.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:20:12 AM
No.149843317
>>149843278
You didn't need to say you nodiff Gohan like that Mark chill out.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:20:15 AM
No.149843319
>>149843301
...And then I woke up to take care of my wife's viltrumite son
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:20:25 AM
No.149843323
>>149843172
Unfortunately, because I'm on incognito mode, I can't upload the picture, but can still expose antiyurifags. The main reason why one of the biggest antiyuri hate yuri so much is because he got cuck. I'm joking, he said so himself. He said that a girl that he had crush on rejected him because she was already in a relationship with another girl. To make things worse, he have a fetish for Shota and diapers.
>CAUSE I’M A CERTIFIED KEK!
>YES I AM
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:20:40 AM
No.149843328
>>149843238
White genetics...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:21:24 AM
No.149843336
>>149843358
>>149843327
>Cuckitni seething
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:21:36 AM
No.149843338
>>149843327
CHADssi would NEVER.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:21:45 AM
No.149843341
>>149843316
GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:21:55 AM
No.149843342
>>149843327
Supermanbros..
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:22:04 AM
No.149843344
>>149843327
My HERO MESSI WON!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:22:59 AM
No.149843353
>>149843360
>>149843444
>>149843274
I don't get why White Diamond got treated as the strongest when Pink Diamond can pull abilities out of her ass at anytime
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:23:05 AM
No.149843354
>Messi
>Ronaldo
Inferior to Mbappe
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:23:19 AM
No.149843358
>>149843372
>>149843336
>MESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSI out of NOWHERE
Post FRAUDnaldo winning a world cup.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:23:27 AM
No.149843360
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:24:02 AM
No.149843366
>>149843607
Watching Gurren Lagann, why was Yoko sidelined after the introduction of Nia?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:24:06 AM
No.149843368
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:24:22 AM
No.149843371
>>149843379
Mark fucking no sells KEKhan, but completely unironically.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:24:42 AM
No.149843372
>>149843358
Post FAGccer fans not being brown.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:24:49 AM
No.149843374
>Mpaypal
>Mbrappe
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:24:49 AM
No.149843375
>>149843412
I'M FUCKING HORNY!!!!! I'M SO HORNY!!!!!!! I NEED TO FUCK NOW!!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:25:23 AM
No.149843379
>>149843371
AIIIIIIIIIIE BUT MY STATEMENTFAG NUMBERS!!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:25:28 AM
No.149843380
>>149843396
I LOVE TRANS WOMEN AND FEMBOYS WITH CUTE PENIS SO FUCKING MUCH BROS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:26:36 AM
No.149843388
>Kratos: “I took us to an abandoned part of India, so we can go ALL-OUT!”
>*lifts up very small mountain with extreme effort*
>Kratos: “Because I want YOU, TO BE A BETTER MAN!”
>proceeds to throw the large hill at Asura, who blows it up in a single punch
>Asura: “If I’m gonna be the better man…”
>grows 100 arms out of his back, while Kratos flies up with his Icarus wings
>Asura: “… I GOTTA DO MY OWN THING!”
>backflips off the peak of the mountain to meet Kratos’s punch with his own, with “Your Wife’s Son Says Danger” by Brandon Yates blaring in the background
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:26:51 AM
No.149843391
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:27:27 AM
No.149843394
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:27:37 AM
No.149843396
>>149843380
JUST LIKE THE HULK
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:29:28 AM
No.149843412
>>149843375
Outside of powerscaling, it’s insane how much Kratos drags down the fight choreography. How the fuck are you so shit at fighting that you make an Asura Wrath fight look boring? Kratos is just a literal brick wall that does basically nothing interesting most of the fight.
Tell me one thing Kratos taught you
>>149842392 (OP)
I dont see how mark couldnt just blitz
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:30:09 AM
No.149843420
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:30:28 AM
No.149843423
>>149843416
KINGtos wouldn't drink that.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:30:52 AM
No.149843427
>>149843413
How not to be a monster like Asura.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:31:09 AM
No.149843432
Sakura Bakushin O? Blitzes all of fiction
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:31:43 AM
No.149843438
Viltrumites are just built different they win most of all their matchups dispite being flying bricks
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:31:51 AM
No.149843441
>>149843413
Not to make a deal out of impulse
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:32:03 AM
No.149843444
>>149843353
I've never watched Steven Universe.
I want Saiyan bussy. NOW.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:32:16 AM
No.149843446
>>149843413
He TAUGHT me how to be a BETTER MAN... .by engaging in constant dishonest argumentation methods to defend my (weak) hero....
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:32:52 AM
No.149843450
Kratos....what happened to the Blades of Exile after GOW 3?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:32:57 AM
No.149843451
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:33:16 AM
No.149843454
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:33:42 AM
No.149843458
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:33:57 AM
No.149843461
>>149843533
>Solos The Viltrumite Empire
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:33:58 AM
No.149843462
>>149843512
>>149843514
>>149843413
Goring women is ok as long as you feel guilty later.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:34:04 AM
No.149843464
>>149843489
>>149842392 (OP)
Can Luke survive a fight on the sun?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:34:53 AM
No.149843472
>>149843482
>>149843596
Name one good reason why a single Smart Atom wouldn't destroy all of Dragon Ball.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:34:56 AM
No.149843473
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:35:44 AM
No.149843482
>>149843492
>>149843472
Sonic says 'you're too slow'.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:36:18 AM
No.149843489
>>149843464
Yes.
Can Mark survive being stabbed with a lightsaber?
No.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:36:42 AM
No.149843492
>>149843482
>Sonic out of NOWHERE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:37:19 AM
No.149843497
I am walking down an ally of /co/ listening to some CHAOS UNRAVELED BY BRANDON YATES, when a gang of ITALIANS appear before me. I jump up and down in joy.
"Where you going, HOGboi?" they ask.
"I'll go w-wherever you take me," I say
One of the HOOHOO men grabs me by the throat.
"You ain't going-a nowhere, sissy," Wario says. "Now get cho cute ass on the ground-a."
I obey, and he starts ripping my clothes off. All of the ITALIAN men whip their 18 INCH SNAKES out.
They start TEARING into every orifice in my body. I feel immense pleasure from the HYPERMASCULINITY of these individuals.
"You like that, ya South Island-a femboi?" the one DICKING me in my mouth asks.
"Y-yes," I gargle.
His COCK is GIRTHIER and LONGER than any EGGCOCK I have ever accepted.
"Oh, by the way Hogboi, we be taking your-a women too!" one says, as he pulls his THROBBING DICK out of my cute little anus. He walks over to a chaos energy-deficient m*bian woman Amy and PENETRATES her.
"You ain't-a making no 'hog-a kids anymore," he grunted as he dominated her. "Yo childrens is italian now."
"Yes, s-sir..." I say.
A large ITALIC hand grabs my head and turns me towards a dominating face.
"Hogboi, I think I like-a you," Mario says.
He sinks his lips into mine and his tongue crawls into my mouth. My oxytocin levels skyrocket and he licks my mouth while cupping my balls and fingering my anus with five fingers. The other ITALIAN men stroke their love muscles at me.
At once, a large amount of projectile from each individual penis fire like artillery cannons. They all make a direct hit on me, and it smells like TOWER OF PISA SEMEN.
"This is only the start-a, Hogboi," they say. "Every hedgehog gon-a get 06'd this way."
They leave me and A*y lying on the street, completely naked covered in cum.
THANK GAWD they didn't bring "Retro Rivals" like every crackloving SPEED FORCE USER who gave me AIDS ENJOYS.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:37:33 AM
No.149843500
I woke up from my coma. Did Archie Sonic beat Wally West?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:38:07 AM
No.149843507
Homenzinho colorido
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:38:42 AM
No.149843512
>>149843462
Fun fact about this scene. Did you know that kratos as a god kinda "enhances" regular humans he's around? This woman who was below average strength for being just a regular person was able to hold a gate open for seemingly a short amount of time that was made of pure gold most likely. And it isnt until kratos leaves her side that this passive buff kratos gives wore off and so she died...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:38:47 AM
No.149843514
>>149843462
>Not saying witty dialogue like Dante after killing the hottest DB girl
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:40:19 AM
No.149843521
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:40:27 AM
No.149843523
>>149843535
GUYS, I'M SCARED!!!!! I'm just walking down the street and this green guy keep following me...WHAT DO I DO!!!???
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:40:33 AM
No.149843524
KINGtos won this general
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:40:47 AM
No.149843529
>homosexual fantasy out of NOWHERE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:41:31 AM
No.149843533
>>149843461
Fact check: True
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:41:41 AM
No.149843535
>>149843523
HULK GOSTA DE RABO!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:41:51 AM
No.149843538
KEKtos LOST this general
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:42:31 AM
No.149843542
I won this general.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:43:19 AM
No.149843549
>>149843563
Please act like normal people
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:44:16 AM
No.149843559
>>149843585
Rape is good
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:44:36 AM
No.149843563
>>149843549
WHAT THE FUCK IS NORMAL!!!??? WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAL!!!??? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!!????
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:44:38 AM
No.149843564
I claim this general in the name of the Imperium.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:46:27 AM
No.149843585
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:46:30 AM
No.149843586
It's a little early but I think this was our best thread in a long time.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:47:54 AM
No.149843596
>>149843705
>>149843472
Heat fucks with them. Ki blasts would destroy them. Next question
>>149843366
I-Is that a B-BUH-BE-B-B-BEAR?!?!?!??! AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE I GOTTA GET AWAY FROM IT!!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:49:33 AM
No.149843614
>>149843416
KEKtos would drink that
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:49:47 AM
No.149843616
>>149844223
>>149843607
How did you miss the post by that much?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:50:03 AM
No.149843620
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:51:44 AM
No.149843633
>>149842392 (OP)
Yes, all of you are frauds. Except one verse.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:51:46 AM
No.149843635
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:53:13 AM
No.149843644
>>149843650
Bring me fucking KEKhan, I'll fucking one shot you, you ugly fucking dog ass cuck.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:53:52 AM
No.149843650
>>149843644
Calm down Mark.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:55:31 AM
No.149843665
>>149843668
I secretly love men.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:55:58 AM
No.149843668
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:56:26 AM
No.149843673
>>149843607
Kratos the bear is 2 posts above you, not 57…
>>149842392 (OP)
Namek Saga Gohan solos Invincible
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:58:04 AM
No.149843693
>>149843682
...s dirty dishes
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:58:28 AM
No.149843697
>>149843711
>>149843682
That feats? Getting his fucking neck snapped by a basic kick?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:59:37 AM
No.149843705
>>149843596
Smart atom sun.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:59:44 AM
No.149843707
>>149843739
Dbz doesnt reach large planet level until final form frieza. Meaning invincible verse clears up to ssj goku.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:00:06 AM
No.149843709
I know a lot of people dog on VS Battle Wiki, but a lot of their more questionable tierings are due to either chain scaling or their love for metaphysical nonsense.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:00:09 AM
No.149843711
>>149843759
>>149843697
Hey we don't say anything to Mark for getting gutted with a basic bitch mallet.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:00:45 AM
No.149843717
>>149843607
BELOWROOMTEMPERATUREIQtos…
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:01:43 AM
No.149843728
NIGGERS...? Holy YUM
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:02:19 AM
No.149843733
>>149843682
canon.
Namek Saga Gohan contends with First Form and Second Form Frieza who is quite capable of soloing the Viltrumite Empire.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:02:58 AM
No.149843738
Frieza is weak to getting jumped
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:02:59 AM
No.149843739
>>149843762
>>149843707
Every spacebattleanon says this
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:03:23 AM
No.149843747
>>149843754
Post Gohan destroying a planet.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:04:38 AM
No.149843758
>>149843754
T-that doesn't count!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:04:51 AM
No.149843759
>>149843777
>>149843711
Swung by Battle Beast, the second strongest character in Invincible.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:05:00 AM
No.149843762
>>149843771
>>149843829
>>149843739
They don’t, but they do believe that Asura beats Super Saiyan Blue Gogeta.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:06:14 AM
No.149843771
>>149843779
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:06:31 AM
No.149843774
>>149843754
Yep, that doesn't count.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:07:03 AM
No.149843777
>>149843759
And? Does Battle Beast suddenly have SMART ATOMS that he can transfer to his weapons now?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:07:11 AM
No.149843778
>>149843754
No, that does count.
>>149843771
I-I-I replied to the wrong post, I’m retarded……
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:08:05 AM
No.149843790
>>149843797
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:08:53 AM
No.149843797
>>149843790
Who made him cry like this bros!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:08:55 AM
No.149843798
Show Broly destroying a planet
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:08:57 AM
No.149843799
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:09:03 AM
No.149843800
Hi guys. I might be fired for this, but I was at the test screening of Hulk vs Godzilla.
ama
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:10:01 AM
No.149843806
>>149843821
>>149843802
Does Godzilla win
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:10:25 AM
No.149843812
>>149843779
KINGtos scholar…
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:11:22 AM
No.149843820
>>149843802
How strong did they put Kratos at
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:11:31 AM
No.149843821
>>149843855
>>149843806
Godzilla and Hulk die. Banner lives. We didn’t get the ko screen and explanation. Just the rough fight.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:11:48 AM
No.149843824
Oh well, Dragon Ball faithful. Let me, LORD Frieza, step in and smack these would be galactic conquerors around.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:12:15 AM
No.149843829
>>149843861
>>149843762
Post proof they said this.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:14:10 AM
No.149843847
>>149843802
Do they bring up TOBA?
does he still lose?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:14:50 AM
No.149843854
>>149843779
We know, KINGtos but we love you anyway…
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:15:01 AM
No.149843855
>>149843870
>>149843875
>>149843821
How did the fight end
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:15:43 AM
No.149843861
>>149843949
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:16:36 AM
No.149843870
>>149843855
Hot sex which lead to a radiation feedback loop and when they came they exploded together leaving Banner lying there, a faint whisper on the wind telling him he was a monster no longer.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:16:51 AM
No.149843875
>>149843914
>>149843855
Hulk and Godzilla disintegrate. At least thats what it looked like. First few minutes were streetfighting. Then the latter went to space or something.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:19:02 AM
No.149843892
>>149843914
Most of the test screeners said they didn’t like the fight. I’m not a fan of either, so I didn’t knew what was wrong. I think it’s the reason for the delay.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:21:36 AM
No.149843908
REMINDER THAT IN 11 DAYS, CHUDZILLA WILL DROP DEAD THANKS TO THE ASS VOID SCALING THAT HULK GETS!!!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:22:37 AM
No.149843914
>>149844042
>>149843875
>>149843892
Hulk taking Godzilla to space does sound like the kind of shit that'd rile the average kaijufag up so that checks out, still a baffling reason to delay the episode though, DA is not going to shit out a well-animated new ending in just two weeks if any of this is true.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:24:41 AM
No.149843925
Does anyone have any Nikofag pics incase Godzilla wins?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:25:00 AM
No.149843928
>>149843942
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:25:22 AM
No.149843931
>>149843802
you know the deal
post proof like the Sonic vs Wally guy or get the fuck out
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:26:51 AM
No.149843939
>>149843802
Does Nikocado Avacado appear and suck Godzilla into the Ass Void?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:27:05 AM
No.149843942
>>149843928
Boring match up. Radditz is the most 1 dimensional character you could have put against Immortal. This isn’t DBZ abridged.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:28:02 AM
No.149843949
>>149843861
Damn, they’re really feats addicted there. Pretty much a perfect place for Asura.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:28:34 AM
No.149843954
>>149843972
>>149843802
Give it to me straight... Is the track good or is it just a rehash of Bear Mccreary's Godzilla song?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:31:12 AM
No.149843972
>>149843954
I didn’t notice there was a track. Maybe they didn’t finish it yet.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:31:32 AM
No.149843977
>>149844081
Oh for fucks sakes!!! Take about the Ass Void already!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:33:05 AM
No.149843986
>Nikocuck melty
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:33:59 AM
No.149843993
>say gex
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:34:10 AM
No.149843995
>>149844008
I think Niko bro = Hulk bro
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:36:25 AM
No.149844008
>>149843995
I think CHUDZILLA = ASS VOID FOOD!!!
>>149843914
Godzilla have been in space before. The Invasion of the Astro Monster had him and Rodan on another planet fighting Ghidorah. Hell, the new Godzilla manga literally have him traveling the whole galaxy to fight other monsters.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:44:14 AM
No.149844043
>>149844066
I'll say it, Tanjiro got robbed.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:45:48 AM
No.149844051
>>149844042
Yet he's still weak to the Ass Void!!!
>Trying to check out the new Godzilla manga
>This is the cover
Lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:48:02 AM
No.149844062
>>149844042
Don’t fret, capeshitters are media illiterate
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:48:11 AM
No.149844065
>>149844134
>>149844054
White women jobs to this?!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:48:21 AM
No.149844066
>>149844043
Be patient for the anime scaling.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:49:21 AM
No.149844071
I’m bored
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:49:40 AM
No.149844074
>>149844137
>>149844173
KING VS KING
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:49:45 AM
No.149844075
>>149844082
>>149844134
>>149844054
My cock + those tits. You do the math.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:50:33 AM
No.149844081
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:50:34 AM
No.149844082
>>149844075
1 minute before your cock jobs to sexual stimulation
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:50:54 AM
No.149844085
>>149844153
>>149844042
>Godzilla have been in space before.
Yeah I know, that's not what I mean, what I'm getting at is that I don't expect a community commonly obsessed with how weighty every new movie release HAS to look to take kindly to a 10 feet tall dude easily throwing their hero into orbit, I saw enough of the discourse GxK generated back then to know how that's gonna go.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:51:26 AM
No.149844088
>New Godzilla girl does the "jacket zipped down to just below the bust" thing
Nice
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:53:04 AM
No.149844097
>>149843802
Post proof or you are trolling
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:00:08 AM
No.149844134
>>149844144
>>149844054
>>149844065
>>149844075
The new Godzilla manga, Godzilla Galaxy Odyssey, is a seinen, not Shonen. Seinen is meant for adults, compared to shonen, who is for kids. Seinen mangas always feature a mature woman as its cover. It's the same thing with Berserk.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:00:27 AM
No.149844137
>>149844074
Am I crazy to think this is a stomp for Sukuna?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:01:30 AM
No.149844144
>>149844169
>>149844134
They should make the main girl's boobs even bigger
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:03:27 AM
No.149844153
>>149844085
I get what you're saying now. It's so weird that people make it such a huge thing. It's giant monsters, they can do whatever they want. A giant dinosaur that can shoot lasers is ok, but the moment he moves fast, then the suspension of belief is ruin.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:06:22 AM
No.149844169
>>149844172
>>149844144
She's in love with Godzilla.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:07:10 AM
No.149844172
>>149844185
>>149844169
Everyone loves Godzilla
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:07:14 AM
No.149844173
>>149844186
>>149844262
>>149844074
Great Demon King Piccolo just waves his hand and nukes the city they're in.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:08:10 AM
No.149844181
>Banner WON
INTELLIGENCEbros... we WON
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:08:45 AM
No.149844185
>>149844200
>>149844172
>PEDOzilla
Gentlemen...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:09:22 AM
No.149844186
>>149844197
>>149844218
>>149844173
Sukuna cuts KP in half and kills him.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:10:24 AM
No.149844197
>>149844186
Sukuna is far too slow to do anything to King Piccolo? Remember the speed from Krillin vs Roshi?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:10:26 AM
No.149844199
>>149842392 (OP)
Guys.
I think we lost.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:10:28 AM
No.149844200
>>149844185
....ROLL OUT THE RED CARPETS FOR OUR NEWEST HERO
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:12:36 AM
No.149844218
>>149844244
>>149844270
>>149844186
Couldn't KP just regenerate from that?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:12:54 AM
No.149844219
>>149844308
>>149842392 (OP)
What are they watching on the hospital tv?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:13:24 AM
No.149844223
>>149843616
I forgot I tagged that GL post by the time I sent that
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:15:36 AM
No.149844244
>>149844218
KP died from this. His regen isn’t any good.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:18:05 AM
No.149844262
>>149844173
So does Sukuna with his Domain which doesn’t need a charge up time.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:18:59 AM
No.149844270
>>149844218
Frieza knocked Piccolo Jr. out by piercing his heart so it's safe to assume their healing works like that of a viltrumite's where their vitals getting damaged in any way is a death sentence for them, otherwise KP would've obliterated Goku
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:20:05 AM
No.149844279
Have the DB crew given any hints regarding what episode 200 might be? Even something vague?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:20:40 AM
No.149844284
>He dropped his shekels
KWAB
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:24:26 AM
No.149844306
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:24:46 AM
No.149844308
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:32:04 AM
No.149844360
>>149842392 (OP)
Winners are Mark, Asura, and TTGL.
Everyone go home.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:08:21 AM
No.149844595
>>149842493
Reminder that TARDzilla is gonna have the fight of his life against Hulk in issue 4 of this, btw.