I am walking down an ally of /co/ listening to some CHAOS UNRAVELED BY BRANDON YATES, when a gang of ITALIANS appear before me. I jump up and down in joy.
"Where you going, HOGboi?" they ask.
"I'll go w-wherever you take me," I say
One of the HOOHOO men grabs me by the throat.
"You ain't going-a nowhere, sissy," Wario says. "Now get cho cute ass on the ground-a."
I obey, and he starts ripping my clothes off. All of the ITALIAN men whip their 18 INCH SNAKES out.
They start TEARING into every orifice in my body. I feel immense pleasure from the HYPERMASCULINITY of these individuals.
"You like that, ya South Island-a femboi?" the one DICKING me in my mouth asks.
"Y-yes," I gargle.
His COCK is GIRTHIER and LONGER than any EGGCOCK I have ever accepted.
"Oh, by the way Hogboi, we be taking your-a women too!" one says, as he pulls his THROBBING DICK out of my cute little anus. He walks over to a chaos energy-deficient m*bian woman Amy and PENETRATES her.
"You ain't-a making no 'hog-a kids anymore," he grunted as he dominated her. "Yo childrens is italian now."
"Yes, s-sir..." I say.
A large ITALIC hand grabs my head and turns me towards a dominating face.
"Hogboi, I think I like-a you," Mario says.
He sinks his lips into mine and his tongue crawls into my mouth. My oxytocin levels skyrocket and he licks my mouth while cupping my balls and fingering my anus with five fingers. The other ITALIAN men stroke their love muscles at me.
At once, a large amount of projectile from each individual penis fire like artillery cannons. They all make a direct hit on me, and it smells like TOWER OF PISA SEMEN.
"This is only the start-a, Hogboi," they say. "Every hedgehog gon-a get 06'd this way."
They leave me and A*y lying on the street, completely naked covered in cum.
THANK GAWD they didn't bring "Retro Rivals" like every crackloving SPEED FORCE USER who gave me AIDS ENJOYS.