Thread 150089891

Reminder, Jesus solos your verse and sins

Hulk SMASH

>>150089891 (OP)
Lucifer is the lightbringer you dipshit
Milton is canon, Christcucks being ontological fascists will never win

NIKOCADO AND THE ASS VOID WON!!!! DO THE MANDATORY NIKODANCE NOW!!!!

>not even 5 posts in
>SHITcifer cope

>>150089891 (OP)
Sorry.


But faith believes Jesus is great man, but not the literal son of God.

>>150089891 (OP)
Does Jesus have basketball scaling

>>150089953
Jesus is a great carpenter, plus Persian Magi tier of power

>>150089891 (OP)
wtf this is a total mismatch, at least let CHADsus stomp the Buddha instead of Cucky Lucky the Complete Failure?

>No! I am not going to hell for wanting to be better then god! Nooooooooo!!!
>Lol stay mad bozo i made you a worthless faggot just so i could throw you in my eternal torture dimension
Religionfags this is your compassionate God?

>>150089975
>least let CHADsus get stomped by the Buddha

Buddha vs Jehovah, go.

How did Dante's Divine Comedy made people think it's canon? It's a literal self-insert shitpost

>>150089978
why u looking at me like it's my fault?

Enough. Discuss Goku.

ReligionFAGS...

>>150090001
Why can't Goku survive in the Earth's core as of DBS?

>>150090002
Children with cancer go to heaven

>>150090018
Source?

>>150090010
Why does Goku get hurt by being slammed against ice?

According to OT lore: Satan was literally God's enforcer, not a rival evil.

>>150090017
Gunku

Uhhhh Scholarfags don't let anyone see this!!!

>>150089975
>let Jesus fight Bobby's twin
huh?

Who let the nocturne fans out. The 4 SMT fans are neutralfags

>>150090027
Why does Goku shit his pants when Beerus destroys a planet and a star if he's been galactic since the Buu Saga!?!

>>150090043
>>150090036
>>150090002

>Literal >>>/int/ posting

Post Jesus, lucifer, buddha, and god destroying a mountain, RIGHT, FUCKING, NOW

>>150090017
Looks like Goku realizes how powerful guns are after getting hurt by them so much. Here's hoping he's not fighting anyone that's known to be bulletproof or faster than a speeding bullet.

>>150090049
Sharty won and you know that if they actually gave a rat's ass about /dbs/ or /dbg/ they'd rape the entire general

>>150090024
>the shitsons

>>150089891 (OP)
FACTS

>>150090046
Saiyans don't shit, this is why Bejita and Nappa could sleep for a year in their tiny space pods without bathroom breaks or built in toilets

>>150090061
Shartycucks literally jobbed to dbg

>>150090061
Call me when /qa/ is back

>>150090060
Yes and then it got stronger.

NO NO NO NO NO NO Logosbros keep parroting

>>150090061
Post sharty leader not dying of AIDS. Post sharty not getting groomed by trannies because they are dumb underages.

>>150090059
>anyone that's known to be bulletproof
ENTER!

>>150089891 (OP)
>B-b-but I live in the real worl-
Aaaaaiiiiieeeee

>>150090085
>The basedllienial is seething
ZoomerGODS won unc.

>>150090002
>>150090036
>>150090083
plebbit down the hall and to the left

Sci-Fibros lost

>>150090106
FaithGODS won

>>150090097
>NOOOOOOOO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH YOUR LE HECKIN' ATHEIST REDDIT STRAWMAN
Geg imagine being yahweh's slave

>>150090071
>https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Poop
>In Dr. Slump, poop comes in several different colors. Arale Norimaki is known for poking poop as a hobby.
>Poop-Boy, Manure-Boy and Bird-Poop-Boy is seen watching Arale race the Gatchans. When Arale accidentally smashes the car General Blue stole from the police, Arale offers him some poop on a stick which he rejects in disgust. Afterwards, both the Gatchans lift up a giant poop and Arale states "would you like another flavor?"
This y'all GOAT?

>>150090112
>continues plebbitposting soijaks

>>150090031
>MOLD Testament

>>150090118
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150090120
>No arguement
What's the matter scholarfag? Can't answer the question?

>>150090130
>scholarschoalrscholar
forced meme

>>150090118
poop is funny, even the ancient men of old knew this

>>150090130
>This is the guy who came up with Fiction's Strongest character
Do platocucks really?

>>150090083
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79025487/#79025503

Stop samefagging retard. Also you r/greentext? Get better material bro, you're a dork.

STRONGEST
Who should he fight?

>>150090128
>*SPANK!*
Looks like the tables have turned, Hal

>>150090153
Mario

>>150090155
who's chris

>>150090143
I downloaded these before they went on reddit you pleb

>>150090153
Strongest what, he looks pretty weak

>>150090155
>Chris
Who

>>150090162
>Saving religious post
Obsessed with Christianity?

>>150090162
yeah you would know all about everything on reddit huh

>>150090153
My cock
Haljitabro btw

>>150090170
No i just have beef with the demiurge for not giving me an omnitrix when i was 10 years old

>>150090155
Why the fuck would you let THIS guy tell you who wins a fight between ANYBODY?

>>150090162
how do you know when they got on reddit

How many of you are actually Scientologists?

>>150090180
>Benfags are Lucifags

>>150090182
he gapes bart simpson albeit

>>150090155
HAHAHAHAH

>>150090194
SUS

>>150090192
BenCHAD here i am an universalist

>>150090190
I'm actually Tom Cruise in real life

>>150090180
Pray harder bitch

I jobbed to reddit...

>>150090155
>dragon ball heroes
>the most fanfic tier series of shorts where it's just slapping action figures together and it's all glorified advertising for a card game

>>150090212
Univeralists...
Scholarfags...
Logosfags...
Christcucks...

>>150090212
Livejournal

>>150090211
Fuck off archon stop blocking my prayers to the true god

>Univeralists
ESLbitch....you jobbed.

>>150090224
those card games they have in japan suck donkey ass, it's like the hyperscan shit mattel tried but as an actual arcade "cabinet" (more like a seat)

>>150090224
We love CHADroes here

Goku? Jobs to Jesus.

>>150089932

What a joke

>>150090259
Do NOT go into that thread. I warned you.

>>150090236
Stop breaking kayfabe

Jesus wins against all of reality and fiction because I believe he does. Shrimple as

>>150090260
Where is my HERO flying off to?

>>150090260
OH N-

Shinichi izumi vs Attack on Titan. How far does he get?

>>150090268
proselytize elsewhere

I would like to remind everyone that this person has bet hundreds of dollars on Ruby winning. His unwavering confidence in his queen has won me over.

>>150090268
This except i believe in my waifu instead of Jesus

>>150090300
Your waifu loses to Superman's cock

>>150090289
>He thinks f-ACK
WoG. Nuff said.

>>150090302
Who finds this garbage attractive?

>>150090306
>KEKerman
Health Inspected

>>150090268
BEASTsus my SAVIOR

>>150090312
Niggers

>>150090306
Superman already has a loving relationship with Lois Lane, our waifus are safe
>>150090302
wow that anatomy is awful even for porn

>>150090302
I WANT HER TO VORE ME!!!
>>150090312
me

>>150090308
>WoG
IRRELEVANT on the fields of DEATH Battle as JOBzilla learned and you soon WILL.

>>150090324
>loving relationship

>>150090302
Holy shit this is the most attractive thing I have ever seen.
SupermanDEITY btw.

>>150090335
I don't listen to men with sugar in their tanks.

>Beats Kamen Rider Build
>Beats Composite Mega Man X
OH NO
HE’S GONNA GO
3-0

>>150090302
Thank god this isn't my wife

>>150090327
you just willed that MU into existence by mentioning it and set it as the standard by providing no evidence of better thematic MUs

>>150090300
Your waifu loses to Simon

>>150090353
Send your wife so I can post cuck porn of her

>>150090356
Fine.
Panty & Stocking v Red & Blue

>>150090342
You think I care that Lois has been through miles' worth of BBC? I'M the one she returns to at the end of every day!

Ok so unironically Simon actually can't lose right? His entire gimmick is if he believes in himself enough he always wins. Even if it means literally breaking reality like those probability missiles the anti spiral used. He can even cheat death or something

>>150090358
>SHITmon the ass digger
>>150090361
Never, not after valentine's day...

>>150090352
Tony needs to fight more superVILLAINS instead of being a victim of DB's dickwaving contests between the Big 2
I want Tony to go 3-0 on someone who completely deserves to lose

>>150090378
Simon vs Jesus who wins

>>150090383
Yeah, he's gonna drill her ass alright

>>150090384
Superman looking a lot like SuperBITCH lately!

>>150090383
>Never, not after valentine's day...
>He's such an insecure faggot he's afraid of what I'll do
You've already lost. I accept your concession.

>>150090394
FAGmon isn't gonna do shit, he can go back to r/powerscaling with his agenda troonery

>>150090371
...to peg, that is.

>>150090367
It's a shame Neil Gaiman is now persona non grata, this would have been fun

>>150090378
I could beat that bitch effortlessly

>>150090393
Jesus is infinitely powerful and immortal and omnipotent. It's much the same stuff as Simon.

>>150090378
Loses to Kratos

>>150090419
Alright, it's been concluded
Jesus >>>> Simon >>>> Fiction >>> SHITcifer

>Ai
Ignored the Indian post

>>150090427
Damn, those beans must’ve been good.

Kratos lost

>>150090386
Tony’s Matchup spread’s unfortunately kinda lame.
Armored Adventures Iron Man v My Adventures Superman would be cool.

>>150090442
Kamina cucked Simon and Simon spent the rest of his life as Kamina’s pathetic BVLL worshipper because he was too weak to even break through 1 bush
Therefore Fiction >>> SHITmon

>>150090153
>>150090158
ENTER

>>150090466
ThisThisThis.
Kingtos soloes

I love you

>>150090182
he canonically has a massive dick

>>150090472
>slams door in your face

>>150090302
Sad. Her face is good, but her hyper ass looks more like a diaper than anything, and this comes from a hyper butt fag.

>>150090484
What a dick, Anon just confessed to you!

>>150090466
That bush would MOG composite fiction.

Fine, what about this:

Will you marry my universe?

>>150090508
Fuck off maka

>>150090508
...what?

>>150090488
Yeah I'll never understand what people find attractive about asses looking like both cheeks are huge sagging water balloons, in this case especially it just looks like she shat herself, yummyroo.

Reminder that if your hero doesn't have a harem with literally every single female in the universe then they are a cuck. Your hero seriously sits there and lets BILLIONS at the bare minimum depending on your verse get fucked by other men? It's even worse if your verse has a canonic afterlife. Your hero just lets every single woman who's ever died get fucked by every single man who's ever died?
Fodder.

>>150090488
>hyper butt fag.
KYS. We like shapely normal sized asses here. Nigger asses can be burned in a fire.

>>150090565
Maka has clearly got insane. Ruby pls put her out of her misery.

>>150090565
Maka what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>150090581
Torishima....

>>150090581
>>150090590
Torishima will force Toyo to make this canon btw

>>150090565
Under these stipulations who isn't a cuck? Who in their verse fucks every female?

>>150090609
That's not Maron

Dead series.
Dead threads.
Dead author.
Kill yourselves.

>>150090609
Trunks and Goten belong to each other

...in my deranged fujo fanfiction.

>>150090596
YABBA DABBA DOO
oh wait that's that other guy

>>150090609
Goten belongs to Rei

>>150090609
Trunks belongs to me.

>>150090685
Kek

>>150090694
Kek.

I miss /dbs/, least I had fun.

>>150090699
Some of the funniest shit I have ever seen came from there. It lives on spiritually and I have zero doubts it will return some day.

>>150090352
>couldn't do a thing to Ultraman

>>150090720
They gave Tony like two multiversal armors

>>150090634
Death Battle as a series and it's creators and threads are dead?

>>150090604
>YIPEEE!
>FREE SEATS TO WATCH BULMA GET FUCKED BY OOLONG?! YABBA DABBA DO

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!

>>150090768
…STINKS.

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150089928
>Milton is canon
>Poem where Lucifer is a seething loser that threw himself out of Heaven after Jesus Christ appeared
>Poem where Lucifer has sex with his own daughter and then gets cucked by his son/grandson
>Poem where Lucifer seethes so hard that people see him and think he's having a schizo fit
>Poem whose sequel has Jesus BTFO Lucifer AGAIN without even fighting
Looks like Jesus wins again
>>150089953
Yes

>>150089935
God bless and keep you, anon.

>>150089953
Basketball scaling is old news math is where it is now.

>>150090352
>gets utterly BTFO and no diffed in seconds by Vic Stone

>>150090831
Jesus has that covered as well

>>150090870
BEAST!

>>150090833
Death Battle wants Vic to fight Ben Grimm.
For some fucking reason.

>>150090720
Ultraman is for killing Ultraman (DC)

>>150090182
That guy looks like a douchebag

A cuck, bejita is. Never won a fight, bejita has.

>>150091094
he's not as much of a douchebag as seth green tho

I think Death Battle SUCKS

MAMMA MIA

>>150091140
I aint readin allat

I hate niggers.

Ryu Hayabusa gets to see this everyday btw

>>150091202
Where's the spade?

>>150091252
KINGtos SCHOLAR btw

>>150091223
GOTTA RAPE EM ALL! COLONEMON!

>>150090031
His name is his role. Satan, slanderer. His role is to make a case against people and then act as the prosecuting attorney during judgement. While God tests His believers, Satan tempts them. But the Devil is God's Devil.

If Captain Underpants got in Death Battle would there be a flip-o-rama scene in the fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMe0q94Fbj4

>>150091627
>In loving memory of Monty Oum

>>150091093
>Outerversal pillar
DONE.

>>150091727
Too old

>>150091627
NOT CANON, instead the battle will end with Ruby being Maka's rape concubine

>>150089891 (OP)
That Hulk vs Godzilla fight looked pretty city block level to me

>>150091771
erhm shut up they moved out of the way of a laser beam clearly moving at speeds slower than an actual bullet so clearly everything that's happening is FTL

>>150091771
They had to scale back the destruction in the previous Hulk fights in order to make Banner's win more believable
Imagine him making the gauntlet in space

>>150091771
What did you say? City Block!? Oh no…
He’s coming, Hulk and Zilla better run while they can!

>>150091792
So you’re saying with full scaling Hulk/Banner can’t beat Ultima?
Interesting

I am walking down an ally of /co/ listening to some CHAOS UNRAVELED BY BRANDON YATES, when a gang of ITALIANS appear before me. I jump up and down in joy.

"Where you going, HOGboi?" they ask.

"I'll go w-wherever you take me," I say

One of the HOOHOO men grabs me by the throat.

"You ain't going-a nowhere, sissy," Wario says. "Now get cho cute ass on the ground-a."

I obey, and he starts ripping my clothes off. All of the ITALIAN men whip their 18 INCH SNAKES out.

They start TEARING into every orifice in my body. I feel immense pleasure from the HYPERMASCULINITY of these individuals.

"You like that, ya South Island-a femboi?" the one DICKING me in my mouth asks.

"Y-yes," I gargle.

His COCK is GIRTHIER and LONGER than any EGGCOCK I have ever accepted.

"Oh, by the way Hogboi, we be taking your-a women too!" one says, as he pulls his THROBBING DICK out of my cute little anus. He walks over to a chaos energy-deficient m*bian woman Amy and PENETRATES her.

"You ain't-a making no 'hog-a kids anymore," he grunted as he dominated her. "Yo childrens is italian now."

"Yes, s-sir..." I say.

A large ITALIC hand grabs my head and turns me towards a dominating face.

"Hogboi, I think I like-a you," Mario says.

He sinks his lips into mine and his tongue crawls into my mouth. My oxytocin levels skyrocket and he licks my mouth while cupping my balls and fingering my anus with five fingers. The other ITALIAN men stroke their love muscles at me.

At once, a large amount of projectile from each individual penis fire like artillery cannons. They all make a direct hit on me, and it smells like TOWER OF PISA SEMEN.

"This is only the start-a, Hogboi," they say. "Every hedgehog gon-a get 06'd this way."

They leave me and A*y lying on the street, completely naked covered in cum.

THANK GAWD they didn't bring "Retro Rivals" like every crackloving SPEED FORCE USER who gave me AIDS ENJOYS.

>Hulk vs Godzilla is already at 2 million views
DIMESulk vs MONEYzilla

>Gay rape out of NOWHERE
Mariofags, everyone.

>>150091771
This is what we call media illierate everyone.

How do elephants scale in the DB verse?

>>150089928
In the Miltonverse, God conjures a literal power-scale in the sky, showing the Archangels as significantly more powerful than Lucifer. He achieved everything he did through prep-time and stealth, and was still banished to his own domain for all eternity.

>>150091908
it's funny how death battle type arguments were a thing even during milton's time

>>150091911
There's memes in it too, like Satan wondering why people need a conduit (priest) to talk to God, given that Heaven is visible in the sky. But that was a sort of dig at Catholics since Milton was Protestant. And yeah, Lucifer is a lot more relatable but that's precisely why he's in the wrong with his philosophy. It's all based around envy and greed.

>>150091875
Stronger than Frieza, weaker than Cell. Also too weak to destroy fire hydrants

The penance state jobbed again...

>>150091977
When was the last time the penance stare worked on a relevant character?

Time for the GREAT DEBATE: Which is bigger jobber, the Penance Stare or Gohan?

>>150089928
>Milton is canon
breh
up to a great start

>>150092082
The penance stare is a hax ability with retarded but consistent workarounds. What's Gohan's excuse for jobbing to Buu?

>>150092133
His aspirations

>>150091202
CHADabusa the VIRILE...

>>150089891 (OP)
My verse beats him but he's still my HERO

>>150090025
HEROsus saving us all

>>150089935
You're fucking slipping
Every one of these threads should have 15 Ass Void posts in it
Hulk won and you have the opportunity to actually rub it in but instead you post a one and done and let everything go back to KratoSura spam dogshit?

>>150091927
>given that Heaven is visible in the sky.
what is this retarded shit? Sky and the heavens are the sane thing. God doesn't in there. the heavens literally open instead
the sky is a dome with windows

>>150092198
>God doesn't in there

>>150091727
Tits too big

>>150092082
Penance Stare has more cases of jobbing, but Gohan jobbing makes up a greater percentage of Gohan appearances.

>>150092133
outskilled

>>150091730
>>150092218
Hal Jordan...

I won Death Battle about a decade ago and no one really remembers but I think I did a good job

>>150092133
Gohan's jobbing is generally because he's more morally inclined than the rest of the cast. As a result, he actually enjoys the process of wroughting out justice, which —in his eyes— means punishing evildoers rather than defeating threats.
This approach causes Gohan (especially post power up) to have mild temporary cases of a superiority complex that eat into his battle IQ.
However, his worst case of jobberdom has got to be his performance vs Frieza in ROF. That one is the one time you can actually fully blame his scholarly pursuits for not keeping up with training in a truly detrimental sense.

>less than 4 days have passed
>already at 2 million
DIMESulk and DIMESzilla.

>>150089891 (OP)
Isn't Michael alone supposed to solo hell?

>>150092288
You mean GOLDzilla

>>150091915
This is what we call supersonic combat speed and ftl reaction speed

>>150091202
He plaps her every night

>>150092229
Madoka's footstool

>>150092358
>Madoka is a footstool
We know

>>150090128
BOUNDLESS TWERK WITH THE POWER TO SOLO MANY VERSES WITH JUST ONE CLAP OF HIS ASSCHEEKS

>>150090212
4chanfag....

HOLY FUARK

>>150092441
...or at least, that's what he could do if he LEARNED from KINGtos.

>>150092457
Hulk victims.

>>150092457
Superbros....the superior version caught up to Gogeta!!!!!!!!

>>150089891 (OP)
You just reminded me of the fact that after asking ChatGPT who, whether in real life, fiction or religious doctrine, could pacify Judge Holden, after about ten minutes of deliberating it spat out Gandalf and Jesus.

>>150092465
>SHATgpt took 10 minutes to realize CHADsus and CHADalf can do it

>>150092465
Pacify or forcefully pacify?

Ok so now that I whaled for The New Arm-Chan I finally understand her abilities better
>She's not immune to paralysis specially, her sword can absorb electricity and shoot it and the more it absorbs the stronger she gets
>Her sword can also attack with ice but it can't absorb cold temperatures
>Most of her bullets are made of light according to the In game projectile types, but she also has some energy based attacks
>Her immunity to blindness is actually a gameplay representation of her main ability: the power to control her own history
>The Kasen of that universe can somehow control her own history and this Arm of hers comes from an alternative take on the origins of Ibaraki Douji
>Because of that Arm-Chan can selectively change her own origins to modify her abilities or avoid certain status effects.
There's a bunch of lore about her wielding Emperor's Jimmu's sword who's also a god and a bunch of other shit but the main point is that all that is alternate history Kasen gathered to create a new Arm

>>150092463
...CANNOT be found in that image.

>>150092457
Lord English vs Superboy Prime going to be fun

Who is Lord English and what does he do

>>150092518
He's a Homestuck guy I think.

>>150092518
lose to Lord British

>>150092529
I can get that far but what are his abilities and power level

>>150092518
It's the reoccurring god-hero from the Ultima series.

>>150092518
>>150092550
Control over time, shoots lasers and uses gaudy golden guns, kills universes and outer gods, shatters reality, kills his author, embodies the section of the fanbase the author hated and thought was a bunch of spoiled manchildren

>>150092082
Humans can tank the penance stare, Gohan has never lost to a human

>>150092586
can he 1v2 goku and superman

>>150092593
I don't believe so, but I think Death Battle would say "yes' in the same way they said Kyle was stronger than Hal

>>150092605
Kyle is stronger than Hal with the cum ring THOUGH

>>150092586
Damn, what did the fans do

>>150092605
Well, Kyle does have some strange powers.

>>150092550
He's immortal and has time manipulation (but it's passively fate manip like ywach where time goes how he wants) plus universal. goku/supes are below universal. I think he solos them unless the plot gives them something.

>>150089923
Now do it with Godzilla

My hero will never have trouble with a mere mountain

>>150092654
Pohatu...

>>150091202
>Ryu Hayabusa gets to see this everyday
She watches him fuck Rachel?

>>150090302
My wife looks exactly like that.She's also named Kefla too,weird...

Whoever suggested that I read Kaijin Fugeki:
I have caught up with it.
The nonspecific ages of the characters bothers me with how they are sexualized.
I totally recognize that teens have these sorts of emotions and interactions, but it feels wrong as an adult to depict them.
That being said, the world and premise fascinate me. The characters are all very cool in their own ways. The idea of combining the notions of ritual dance and song with martial arts is a unique system through which to resolve conflict.
It balances feelings of pessimism and hopelessness with hopefulness and optimism.
That being said, it feels totally incompatible with battleboarding as a concept. Though crossover with works like Yomi no Tsugai and Dandadan would be good creative exercise.

>>150092743
>Yomi no Tsugai
Name five reasons it's a good series. Every use of irony or sarcasm WILL be punished.

Fuck you guys for shilling Dead or Alive here, I've been gooning to Nyotengu for two days now

DOAbros who has the biggest tits in the series?

>>150092770
Are we going by feats or statements?

>>150092805
both

>>150092758
I really like the concept of spirits being tied to objects in such a way that allows them to be passed down as constant companions.
I've always enjoyed Arakawa's approach to balancing bitter moments with lighthearted comedy and cozy feelings.
The character designs were appealing in Fullmetal Alchemist and continue to be appealing in this work.
I like how the protagonist is clearly an outsider and it leaves him clueless at times, but that his steadfastness and resolve means even at the times he wavers he always has a rock to stand firm upon.
I like that the morality is both very clear, but at the same time the characters are capable to be empathized with even when doing reprehensible things (another Arakawa staple).

>>150092814
By feats: Helena Douglas, tied with Christie
By statements: Kasumi, tied with Nyotengu

>>150092758
Goku

>>150092734
REJECTEDchel....GODabusa fucks Ayane not you

I need more ridiculous scaling statements like this

Enough talk statementfags. I'm able to effortlessly solo your verse. What can your hero do to stop me?

>Round 1: Anti-feats only
>Round 2: Feats only
>Round 3: Full lore wank
Is Joe Musashi up to the task?

>>150092897
Kill you

>>150092897
My hero is able to stop you

>>150092898
>No
>No
>No

>>150092899
I cannot be killed
>>150092904
I can stop your hero

>>150092912
Wrong, my hero nullifies your statements and he already did so previously

>>150092914
I'm immune to that.

Calamitous Misfortune...

>>150092898
Musashi gets gaped 3 times

>>150092897
Ask you if you are lonely.

>>150092917
Nope, he already nullified you

>>150089891 (OP)
>0000000000,1%

>>150092823
>I really like the concept of spirits being tied to objects in such a way that allows them to be passed down as constant companions.
I like that too, and the fact that spirits can be harmed or at least hampered by physical force most of the time, so that human side of conflict isn't made irrelevant and fight does not devolve into "big strong monster both fight and protect master while master (unless he's endowed with plot-relevant power) stays back".
i wouldn't say that morality is just cut and dry in YnT. Sure, we have a 'good' clan and a 'bad' clan, but it's relative. The good guys are only good because they don't want to abuse kids to gain power, which is not a high bar to clear. And their patriarch, despite acting like a jolly father figure, is not as much of a family guy as he appears - from casually referring to new recruits as disposable to never really even reacting to his son's distress about the whole yakuza business, even his tsugai have the power to support his usual MO of picking off rejects and using them.
Even the 'bad' clan is mostly just stuck in the past, a relic. The group from other region is much more overtly evil, though.

>>150092898
Yes
Debatable
No

Bring me Pre-Shippuden Naruto
Bring me the 80's TMNTs...but only one at a time please
Bring me MGS2 Raiden
Bring me live action movie Scorpion

>>150092861
SLUTyane gets molested by Japanese schoolgirls and her sister's clones.

ENOUGH. Discuss Superman.

>>150090155
Superman can beat him by literally ripping up his manga with his bare hands. Book of infinite knowledge style.

>>150090315
>>150090321
Superman victims

>>150092823
Based.
One thing I'm personally infinitely grateful for is that the story gives an actual proper reasoning for Asa to be so obsessed with her brother. It could have been played off as just haha funny anime thing as it's often does in other stories and that would've cheapened the narrative significantly.

>>150092965
*Shippuden Naruto
*Every single Turtle Ever
*Post-MGRR Raiden
*Every MK character

>>150090378
Simon can be beaten by more inspiring people than him. Superman included.

>>150092898
What the fuck does anti feats only mean

Unironically, is there any non-comic version of Superman that can beat Omni-Man?

>>150092994
>Every MK character
Please no
He would GAPE Kitana and Mileena (they would like it)

>>150090801
Sonic cant even beat Mario and Marvel.

>>150092958
Well yeah that's what I mean, the morality of the situations are clear, but characters that do awful things have reasons that make them compelling and sympathetic.
Even if it doesn't make what they are doing morally correct you can understand why they are making those choices.
I say this in contrast to some other works where characters would do things that could or could not be interpreted as moral decisions. Here we are directly told that bad things are bad, but that they can end up being the only reasonable thing to do at a time.
But Yuru doesn't have this. If something conflicts with his moral compass he just won't do it. He's a total iconoclast in that way.
I think I am making sense, but at the same time I feel like I am rambling.

>>150093002
Taking only their absolute lowest showings into account, in other words, who jobs less.

>>150093022
Musashi loses because he JOBBED to making a Shinobi 3 successor

>>150092457
Superman solos anime fiction confirmed.

>>150093030
>YOUR FAVORITE 2D PLATFORMER IS BACK
>...AS A METROIDVANIA

>>150093022
If we go by the absolute lowest, Ryu loses. Dude was made out of cardboard back in the olden days.

>>150092586
Super Sonic and Super Mario victim

>>150093042
...as long as anything above wall level doesn't step in to GAPE him.

>>150093022
Was Musashi the playable character in the weird PS2 game? If so he loses because technically speaking you can die to standing still in that game

>>150093057
Superman is above outside fiction level, walls destroy themselves in his presence.

>>150093074
...and that's the best Supes can manage. Sad.

>>150093004
Justice League Action solos

>>150092457
>M-MARK-SAMA PLEASE DONT- AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

That's Superboy Prime, not Superman, secondary.

>>150093108
>Drawn by the creator
100$ CANON

I'll be honest.

Most NTR content is shit unless it involves the cuck reacting. Most NTR shit is just the moe bitch and some other guy fucking, but no reaction from the cuck. Then what's the point of it being tagged as NTR? It's literally just vanilla with a tinge of a different color. Which why I prefer my NTR in character as close as possible, but if they're not in character then it's just a different character.

For example, I'd to see an NTR of Bejita fucking Chi-Chi. It would be so easy to have Goku act like a tard, and say "Woah, Bejita! You're giving Chi-Chi a good fight". But there's no drama in that, which is why most NTR tags with Goku is kinda hard due to his character, unless you're going out of character Goku. NTR with Goku in character is difficult unless you're thinking that the dub version of Goku is an entirely separated entity. Which is Chi-Chi getting NTR'd by Goku is more reasonable since we can see how likely Chi-Chi would react seeing her man being fucked by different woman, while maintaining Goku's character.

Good NTR choices in Dragon Ball: Kale, Bejita, Yamcha, and Krillin. Well most of these are generic NTR choices, they provide a good example on how NTR works. Examples like Krillin seeing 18 being fucked by Killa for the physical domination as well as BLACKED fetishses, or Bejita seeing Bulma fucked by Beerus for power dominance. 18 NTR porn is kinda hard to get into aside from physical appearance. I prefer NTR works that are as close to the characters in lore. 18 getting BLACKED or railed by anyone else doesn't seem in character going by the manga as well as the show's depictions (This is often conflicting due to Super's addition along with the show's depiction).

The only good way to do good 18 NTR porn is a slow burn of 90 pages before going into the sex scenes, so it seems more natural. Krillin meanwhile has to be in character watching 18 get railed by some other dude.


NTR is all about drama, without it, it's just vanilla

>>150093072
How? Time limit?

>>150093121
Marvelbro....

HOLY FUARK

>>150093122
More or less, there's this meter that you keep up by killing enemies and if it runs out you die

>>150093004
Superman vs The Elite's version of Superman (if you take Coldcast's statement of hitting Superman with 15 Supernovas as accurate).

>>150093126
Refute his argument about NTR without a cuck's reaction is just vanilla

>>150093132
>ESLvincible

>>150092484
Pacify.
If it's just force, Superman could just lazer his nuts off or something.

>>150093084
Nah, Supes solos your favorite

>>150093151
I don't watch that garbage so I don't know
Asurachad btw

>>150093174
>Can't refute the argument

Well then I won

>>150093172
...Russian character's cock with his ass.

>>150093108
>>150093132
>Non canon fanfiction

Shocker

>>150093185

Russia has never won against the US irl btw

Why does Superman let Israeli Jews genocide Palestinian Arabs?

>>150092926
I am so lonely...

>>150093185
Russian crossworlds is filler

>>150093181
You lost because I am a chad

>>150093197
>Why does Superjew allow jews to do jew things?

>>150093208
You can't refute my argument, you're not Alexander the Great to cut my Gordian Knot.

>>150093221
I don't care to refute it because it's cringe like you

>>150093194
>I-IT NOT CANON ESE
>Drawn by the creator
BOOM.

>>150093229
You're still not addressing the argument, therefore you haven't tackled it. You're actively ignoring it, thus cannot claim you won.

You can merely claim you did not engage in it, but not won.

>>150093017
>But Yuru doesn't have this. If something conflicts with his moral compass he just won't do it. He's a total iconoclast in that way.
Yeah, and it's neat that this attitude isn't shown as perfectly reasonable or leading to best outcomes all the time. The universe doesn't bend over backwards to accommodate Yoru's single-mindedness.
He gets beaten, captured or just doesn't know how to react sometimes. Compare it to much more 'modern' and morally-flexible Asa, who gets better results more often, but also gets pushed around pretty hard.
But on the other hand, Yoru's morality isn't portrayed as a something unneeded or inherently bad. It's just very... peculiar and high-maintenance.

>>150093206
SonicLORDS use NONCANON MATERIAL to inflate their hero all the time so why shouldn't we?

>>150093241
I did not engage and still won by mogging you

>>150093248
Because we, unironically, better men than they are.

>>150093235
RETARDrk HOMOERECTUSson... Ryan Ottley is not Invincible's creator and is also the same person that unironically thinks Nolan can beat Conquest

>>150093257
>we, unironically, better men
ESLbitch......

>>150093255
>Doesn't engage in argument

That means you've actively avoided the argument, and cannot claim victory

>>150093275
I can claim it because I mogged you

>>150093266
I'm phoneposting, fuck off.

If the creator drew it or wrote it. It is canon. Simple as.

SHIIIIITOOOOOOOSSSS!!!!

>>150093044
Nigga Gaiden isn't a shartypoopyvania. Please don't use game journo lingo here.

>>150093277
But you cannot claim a victory if you've avoided it. It would be akin to winning against a lawyer without engaging in a debate.

>>150093201
Well make friends with your hero and do things aside from soloing verses, will probably make you more friends and less lonely.

>>150093288
I won against a lawyer by not needing to defend myself because I didn't do anything wrong.

>>150093287
Retardcuck.....the new Shinobi IS one....

Chainscaling and obscure lorebooks? All CANON to MY HERO

>>150093298
I... kneel. In fact, I kneel so hard I break pavement with the sheer force of my kneecaps impacting it.

>>150093295
That's all I needed to hear to concede.

I kneel, my lord.

*squirts cum from cucky twpclitty while watching from bush*

>>150093262
>Kirkman himself stated Omni-man (and by extension) Mark beats Superman
BOOM.

>>150093306
I feel like people would clown on Invincible much less if it's author didn't feel the need to constantly talk about how his characters totally beat other characters from other media.

>ninja CHADen gets a real new game
>Shinobi is indified

I'm starting to believe that being here is not good for my mental health...

Supercuck? Loses to Mark

>>150093322
I think more authors should blatantly state that their character would stomp other characters from other verses. Like imagine if Oda said in an inteview that Luffy could take on eos Sasuke and Naruto at the same time and win.

>enter the thread
>everyone is either kneeling for some reason or is in fetal position on the floor
What the hell is going on

>>150093351
Invincible was here.

>>150093321
>Anthony Starr says Homelander could beat Superman
>Omni-man is CANONICALLY stronger than Homelander
Aside from Goku, is there anyone Superman can beat?

>>150093336
Let's not celebrate before it is released. We already got burned with NG3, and arguably NG2.

>>150093362
The game looks good.
Also
>NG2
THE FUCK?

>>150093348
That's just bad for business, and leads into a rabbit hole that's going eventually lead to multiple Randy Stairs

All top tiers from Invincible beat all top tiers from Dragonball

>>150093322
Repetition breeds contempt is what I always say. That's why Goku, Superman, and a lot of other characters get such targets upon themselves.
Most of the time it is just fandom that is responsible for it, but Kirkman and Ottley like to stir the pot. So people (in this community) feel like the character (read:fandom) needs to be humbled.

>>150093361
Which Superman? Is there even a "main" superman?

>>150093361
>Superman can beat:
Goku
Spider-man
Thor

>Superman gets beaten by:
Batman
Godzilla
Homelander
Hulk
Omni-man
Venom

>>150093351
Hulk was here.

>>150093348
>Like imagine if Oda said in an inteview that Luffy could take on eos Sasuke and Naruto at the same time and win.
He can and we don’t need the author statements to prove it

>>150093313
Rise

>>150093348
I believe Oda has done the opposite when asked if Luffy could beat Goku. Something along the lines of, "Goku could destroy planets by Namek, that's so far from what Luffy can do"

>>150093395
...in the deranged mind of Luffycucks.

>>150093348
KEKffy would lose to CHADsuke and BVLLruto

>>150093348
>Gege: Hm, nah, Sukuna solos One Piece verse, I think.
>Fujimoto: I just watched The Big Lebowski again and I think Denji could 1v1 Gojo
>Kubo: Honestly? Ichigo just stops Makima
>Isayama: Goku wouldn't win against Eren, not for another ten years at least
Imagine the WAR

https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Official-Handbook-of-the-Invincible-Universe/Issue-1?id=108226&s=s2#42
Changes in mass create changes in inertia. Invincible appears able to mentally control this on a bodily level, so that (for example) all his atoms can be given a net gain in inertia in just one direction. This allows him to move his entire body and fly at very great speed simply by willing it. Invincible has been observed to travel 8000 miles in less than 25 seconds, from a standing start, beginning and ending in earth's atmosphere. In such journeys, like all Viltrumites, Invincible subconsciously creates a force field (see Force Fields) to protect his clothing and any load from friction and the heat of re-entry. Freed of the constraints of flying in the Earths atmosphere, Invincible once flew to Mars in four days. The average smallest distance between Mars and the Earth is 78 million kilometers or 48 million miles. Accordingly, he averaged speeds of 800,000 kilometers per hour to reach his destination.

>>150093373
Base Goku can obliterate Heaven and Hell with a punch.

>>150093422
Show me

>shitffy is getting uppity
G. Post the ad.

>>150093442
Sasuke and Naruto both had kids, Luffy can't even get a boner unless his bull Usopp is present according to Oda

>>150093373
So, canonically, how precisely does Broly's power works? He gets stronger the longer he fights? Could he actually overcome Gogeta Blue, or was it his limit? Does he have the weakness of old Broly where his Ki had to be discharged from time to time?

>>150093459
TRVKE

>>150093459
Post Naruto and Sasuke's kids being their own and not BVLLkage's

>>150093415
This handbook was made two years before Conquest appeared.

>>150093401
Pathetic

>>150093459
>Naruto only had ONE kid with a bombshell wife that is Hinata
That damn Hyuga temptress is so hot you'd think he would give her at least three.

>>150093413
>Horikoshi: "Prime All Might could probably take on Super Broly"
>Croc: "Tanjiro would defeat Adult Gon in a battle. But then he would cry because Gon dies from his transformation"

>Superman uses his super hearing to hear his wife get pounded from miles away
Canon.

>>150093498
This is just sad

>>150093498
KWABOOTY

>>150093482
HxHfags would riot

>>150093498
AMERICAN comics

>>150093401
>>150093479
Actually I just checked and it was just fake news posted on Twitter. I should check my sources more often.

>>150093498
This is Morrison right? Isn't he the guy who always writes about how Superman is the pinnacle of hope and power and none of us can even comprehend him?

>>150093498
Why did they feel the need to make this comic? Shock value?

>>150093522
Eh, they’re not as deranged as Bleachfags. They could live with it.

>>150093530
>I should check my sources more often.
Or you could just double down and say it doesn't matter that the quote is fake, it's still true.

I mean. What can Goku even do to Luffy?

>>150093262
Conquest is stronger but I could definitely see Nolan taking a fight or two if you ran it multiple times. It's not like they aren't relative whatsoever.

>>150093540
Waiting months upon months for a new chapter broke HxHfags hard. At least Bleachoids have a full story on their hands, such as it is.
But then again, getting an ending is not always good for mental health, just look at AoT fans and Erehisuschizos in particular.

>>150093321
DC can pay Kirkman to say Omniman and Kirkverse gets super gapped by Superman just because Superman is more popular than Invincible.

>>150093547
Gape him.

>>150093573
Robert Kirkman is a man of integrity and he would not admit defeat.

>>150093345
Superman can end Mark with one flick

>>150093568
At least Aot doesn’t engage in powerscaling.

>Even though the creator confirmed it, it's not canon
Why?

>>150093464
So Canon Broly doesn't have a total explanation for his power yet. As far as the movie is concerned, Broly is just a prodigy in terms of learning combat and tapping into his own potential power when pushed.
Xenoverse 2 DLC Scenarios make it seem like he's closer to Z Broly, but without the need to release ki.
My take is that Broly was at his limit against Gogeta Blue, since he was strong enough to make Broly's self-preservation instincts kick in and knock Broly out of his rage-induced madness with fear for his life.
This is supported by the Granolah Saga designating Goku and Vegeta as the strongest mortals in Universe 7 prior to the shenanigans posed by Granolah, the Heeters, and Frieza.
Given that nearly half a decade passes by the time Superhero happens, it is possible that Broly has gotten stronger as he's learned control over his variety of Super Saiyan, but until we get more information it is hard to say.

>>150093582
...in his dreams.

>>150093589
It’s complicated.

>>150093472
Doesnt exist

>>150093531
Morrison likes Batman more than Superman based on actual preference of shown character glazing.

>>150093589
Mark beating Superman is totally canon btw.

>>150093584
Eren vs Ken Kaneki will be fun, can't wait for the flood of Jeanposts and anti fujo shit

>>150093568
Is there anyone who actually liked AoT's ending?
>Erehisufags were malding
>Genocidefags were malding
>Misakafags were malding while also laughing at hisufags
Only ones satisfied by the ending were whatever fans Armong had

Was there no one better to fight Miles?

>>150093579
>>150093582
>>150093589
Kirkland is a nobody. Superman has more famous fans and writers who would write Superman locking up all the invincible characters for being blood thirsty maniacs including James Gunn.

>>150093622
Crawler was RIGHT THERE MAN

>>150093589
The very simple answer is that Kirkman and writers like him commit a faux pax when they do this.
Seeing as they do not respect other authors characters when they do this, it incites people to disrespect Invincible as a result.
I can personally recognize it as just shit stirring for the sake of a media frenzy, but it doesn't mean I have to respect the tactic.
Raditz fodder.

>>150093472
>>150093600
>tries to kidnap and rape Kushina
>fails miserably and gets rekt by Minato
>gets to bully their sissy loser son as consolation prize
A won

>>150093620
All the author had to do is commit to the ending. I don’t know that possessed him to do what he did. It can be even pinpointed when the manga stated going shit.

>>150093620
>Is there anyone who actually liked AoT's ending
People who hated AoT, people who only liked characters that survived and got a happy ending.

>>150093622
I guess Ruby Rose but she was already taken.

>>150093620
It was undeniably clunky because the hole was too deep to actually be climbed out of.
When you write yourself into a corner, you sometimes just have to bite the bullet.

>>150093612
No it's not.

>>150093631
>who would
Hasn't happened and will never happen btw.
>>150093666
Yes it is, Satan.

>>150093646
Madara did everyone a favor in that arc by crippling niggcuckgay

>>150093622
Could Miles beat these guys?
>Yuji
>Gon
>Tanjiro
>Denji

>>150093498
>wife
Post-Crisis was the one that married Lois not New 52, that fag was with Wonder Woman

>>150093592
There’s actually a canon explanation for Broly’s power back in the Namek saga. When Goku showed up with a power level of 90,000, Jeice said it was impossible since no Saiyan ever had numbers that high. Ginyu even suggested Goku might be a mutant born with an above-average power level. While this wasn’t true for Goku, it probably is for Broly, and he's just a Saiyan mutant.

a little off topix but it would be metal as fuck to see jesus giving kratos the peace he wants.

>>150093721
This IS the topic

>>150093706
Does the mutant theory really hold up when the saiyans as a whole were NATURALLY getting stronger? That's one of the reasons Freeza genocided the saiyans. Sooner or later, multiple "Broly"s would've been popping up.

>>150093592
>My take is that Broly was at his limit against Gogeta Blue, since he was strong enough to make Broly's self-preservation instincts kick in and knock Broly out of his rage-induced madness with fear for his life.
Yes, that's how I see it too.
Z Broly felt like he was steadily going from, for example, 100 to 1000. Canon Broly, at least the way the movie showed it, started out at 100, but was capped at 200, then broke through with new cap being 500, immediately reached it and stayed there until he broke through again and so on.
Plus the whole explanation of him being different kinda made it look like he can't become normal SSJ, which begs the question if he can become Blue, or if he doesn't need any actual transformations and just has to keep training and hitting his head against the metaphorical wall like the grug that he is.
Plus with Daima making SSJ4 canon, there's another question of how this relates to Broly, if at all.

>>150093631
>Superman is famous!!
This is not "Popularity" battle. It's Death battle.

>>150093679
No and he has connections with none of them

>>150093679
Venom blast kinda oneshots all of them. At the same time.

>>150093612
Kirkman confirmed that every single Viltrumite can beat Superman, and that Mark is stronger than Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet.
Gohan is cooked.

Hulk vs Acid

>>150093706
>it probably is for Broly, and he's just a Saiyan mutant.
Isn't this what was said in the movie? That Broly is just a freak of nature who taps onto the power lf Great Ape while maintaining normal form?

>>150093764
This run felt really tryhard at certain points.

>>150093764
Ugly

>>150093755
Ironically the one considered by many to be the weakest Tanjiro has the greatest chance of winning. He can dodge his attacks and use tricky breathing forms that mess with your senses and land critical hits.

>>150093775
Wdym?
I’m reading it right now

>>150093763
Invincible of all things being the first series to go 3-0 since Marvel in Season 1 would be hilarious.

For the love of the Szechuan Sauce, can we please go back to more intellectual matters, such as kekolding, instead of this chudcel garbage?

>>150093831
It’s popular match ups don’t look like 100% wins
>Bakugo vs Rexplode
>Battle Beast vs Boros
Ok while I was typing I remembered
>Conquest vs Nappa
Boring AF but a win is a win

>>150093813
Narration gets edgier than an emo diary sometimes. Some scenes just fall flat because it reeks of
>LOOK HOW GROSS IT IS! AREN'T YOU IMPRESSED? WE'RE NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER COMICS!
It's a solid run, I'm not saying it's not. But when you swing so much and so hard, you miss sometimes.

>>150093763
I mean even if we are generous with allowing Kirkmanposting, what he actually said was that Mark would prevent Thanos from being able to snap (which is a misunderstanding of how the gauntlet works, but a forgivable one since lots of media has affirmed this misunderstanding).

>>150093857
Maybe go to a dedicated thread about cuckholding on some other board?

My superman copy would completely brutalize kekman's superman copy, btw.

>>150093763
Damn, so Superman canonically gets raped by every single viltrumite? That's crazy.

>>150093679
Denji jobs because he has combat intelligence of a crab.
Yuji punks Miles with pure power and speed, even if we just assume that he can't land Black Flash reliably for some reason.
Tanjiro can outplay Miles with breathing gimmicks.
Gon is a difficult case, I'll refrain from saying anything.

>>150093792
Tanjiro has the best counter to spider sense but I still don't see him standing a chance. Miles could just shatter Tanjiro's sword like with Akaza and Giyu then it's wraps from there.

>>150093866
>>Bakugo vs Rexplode
Boring matchup. Nobody cares about My hero anymore since it ended. Nobody especially cares about Bakugo. Would be a waste of time for a My hero pity win
>Battle Beast vs Boros
Battle Beast wins this because he can keep fighting Thragg for multiple days.
Give me a REAL match up where Invincibleverse loses.

Spongebob married Sandy btw

>>150093894
GODvel...

>>150093866
If I recall Atom Eve vs Gwen is a toss-up, no?

>>150093920
Boros' regeneration is beyond what Battle Beast can outpace. He wouldn't be as likely to overtax himself since BB's attacks don't cause massive shockwaves.

>>150093866
>Bakugo vs Rexplode
You need someone much gayer to face Bakugou.

>>150093951
Realistically? No. Eve is potential woman. Since her mental block is mental, if you destroy her brain she's not rezzing from that, especially since we see Alt Mark claim to have killed his Eve.

No Sun Disk?

>>150093907
I think Akaza is probably a little bit stronger than Miles

>>150093986
I need the adaptation to reach the sun disk so that this stuff can be more put to rest.

>>150093986
no bias from your author?

>>150094031
>Almost kills his franchise
>Memory holed to hell

Fuck, I feel bad for Hot Rod

>>150094035
>>150094035
>>150094035

>>150094012
My source says Kirkman will make the Sun Disk bigger than our sun and made of a material 20x as dense and durable as what DEATH BATTLE used

>viltrum is straight up, effortlessly destroyed without the need for any setup
>the masses of the star and the sun disk are confirmed
>omni man tanks the laser and destroys the ship
>mark and thragg fight in the core of a star which collapses and turns into a massive black hole

>>150092229
Just a small appetizer for BARBATOS!

>>150093362
New 2d Ninja Gaiden released a couple weeks ago.

>>150092989
>Xe doesn't know

>>150093531
That is not Morrison, non-reader.

>>150093282
Kirkland isn't the creator of dc nor is as popular so fuck off

>>150093675
Nah. Kirkman is cucked by fucking James Gunn and Grant Morrison

>>150093747
Mark is weak then because Superman has outerversal scaling

>>150093763
Kirkman isn't Supermans main writer. DC will have Superman manhandle every viltrumite and thrown in the phantom zone for bad behavior under dc editorial.

>>150094460
White Master Race > Blacks, thus Superman wins

I'm surprised the show hasn't used Fortnite models more with how much shit they have now.