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>>150082147
I-Is that a touhou girl?? YUMMYROO!! I wanna lick her CUNNYROO!!

>O-Oh my LILITH... I-Is that... F-FUH-FE-FE-FECTO ELFILIS?!?!?!
>Actually, wait, what am I worried about? I can just blitz you with the power of the chaos emeralds HEHYEA-
>W-Wait, what the FUARK did you just say...? Y-YOU WARPED THE EMERALDS AWAY RIGHT INTO A B-B-BLACK HOLE?!?!?!?!
>S-SHIT!!!! I-IS THAT JUPITER?!?!?!?! YOU CAN JUST CASUALLY WARP PLANETS INTO COLLISION WITH OURS AND YOU CHOSE THE BIGGEST FUARKING ONE IN THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM?!?!?!?!
>S-SATAN DAMN IT I'VE GOT NOTHING TO DO NOW!!! WITHOUT THE EMERALDS I CAN'T FLY... I CAN'T TANK ANYTHING... S-SHIT I'M NOT SURE IF I EVEN KNOW HOW TO WIPE MY ASSHOLE WITHOUT THEM...!!!
>T-THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN I HAD TO WATCH MY GOOD FRIEND SILVER (who I thank for doing most of the heavy lifting against Solaris while I just constantly crashed against his shell like a RETARD) HAVING BOTH HIS WRITING AND HIS SHITTER RAPED BY AN OBESE WHALE OF A WOMAN!!
>WORSE THAN WHEN AMY JOINED WHISPER'S POLYCULE AND THEY BOTH TURNED ME DOWN WHEN I ASKED TO BE INCLUDED...!!!
>WORSE THAN BEING FEATS-MOGGED BY A LITERAL LIZARD SISSY!!!
>T-THIS IS THE END...!! NO BOOKS TO INSERT MYSELF INTO... NO POSITIVE REVIEWS... NO GIRLFRIEND... AND NOW NO LIFE!!!!!!!
>A-AGAGAGWEGAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

>>150009334
FUWARK Donkey Kong can do THAT without CHAOS EMERALDS?!?!?!?!

>>149512818
FUARK NO PLEASE MR SON CHADGODKU NON-CANON MATERIAL CAN ONLY CARRY ME FOR SO LONG AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE