Thread 150095908

Now that its been 5 years and the dust has finally settled - with Sonic even *officially* crossing over into DC - what's the general consensus on this matchup now?

KIIIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTOOOOOOOSSSS

>5 years
damn it's been that long since the best wait period? man I miss those days

>>150095908 (OP)
the dust second the second the episode aired because that's the entire length of the fight

>>150095908 (OP)
Shitnic because flash is gay

>>150095908 (OP)
>A single chaos emerald >the speed force

>>150095908 (OP)
Sonic still gets gaped

>>150095908 (OP)
>Base Sonic BTFOing Reverse Flash WITHOUT using the Emerald
>ONE emerald is stronger than the entirety of the speedforce
>Super Sonic completely BTFOing Darkseid
Sonic stomps. He stomped since day 1 but he stomps harder now.

Whatever you do do not post Sonic jobbing to a block, a crocodile, a plastic bubble, or slamming into a slow moving rock he was too slow to avoid as super Sonic.

>>150095935
>>150095968
A single Kratos emerald > all 7 chaos, super and sol emeralds

I will fuck Rouge the Bat, thank you for your attention in this matter

>>150095971
wasn't that plastic bubble stronger then steel?

Pokesissies. Can Ash toss someone this big?

>Timestops
>Casts instant death that bypasses all defenses and immunities
>Wins

>>150095977
Tails the Fox...

Umineko STOMPS all over verses and that is STILL a LOWBALL.

"ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!
We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.
COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!

>>150095998
Doesn't work on Simon.

>>150095977
HumanGOD...

>>150096002
Who's the pedo that is going to fight this pedo?

>>150095923
I will never forget the seething from flashflags and schizo cope about the fight being "rigged" in Sonics favor within those 2 weeks of waiting.

>>150096008
>Bushstops
>Casts instant cucking that removes all his powers and confirms him as a weak beta pussy
>Wins

>>150095998
>timestops past your timestop

>>150096003
All over sub wall level verses maybe lmaooo

>>150095913
>be Mithra
>by the end of the story your entire family is dead, with dad dying almost immediately after reuniting with you after you just got out of the generator you were stuffed in for millennia
>literally EVERYONE you knew is dead
>high tech civilization you grew up in is destroyed
>remnants of humanity are basically mentally broken and can barely reach medieval level of civilization
>Still carry on, inspire hope in people
>Be so good at it, you motivate humanity into clawing back into prosperity with no mantra needed
She was an absolute unit just like her dad.

I did not care for the Kratus vs Asura

Who will get over their humiliating lost faster Sonicfags, Bardockfags, Asuratrannies or Ashtrannies?

>>150096022
No

>>150096045
Ashfags because they won in their own series
then Bardockfags because Dragonballfags will forget about him as before
then Asurafags, who were broken for life by Kratos but will eventually die
and never Sonicfags because the autistic manchildren of the next generation will continue their legacy of being butthurt losers

>>150096054
Chara fodder

>>150096054
...unless it's above wall level, then Scott gets PLAPPED.

>>150095908 (OP)
Wally loses so bad

>>150096042
>'busa's victims

If Goku is so strong, then why is he 0-3?

>>150096076
He was up against wanked Superman

>>150095975
>Kratos emerald
Kek

>>150095968
Remember the rules of /dbg/ everyone! Non-canon is the definitive version and canon is actually no longer cannon and if it was it was an outlier.

>>150096081
I wasn't talking about Superman

>>150096076
He's fighting literally real Superman

Man, I LOVE the Archie Sonic comics. Hundreds of issues of KEKnic and KEKails getting KEKED by their BVLLS? Peak fiction that makes me cum. No character can beat the KEK FORCE, making the Archie Sonic verse the STRONGEST ever. Just think about how STRONG they must be after all the KEKING?
>KEKnic and Sally with their BVLLS Knuckles, Shadow, Monkey Khan, Anti-Antoine, Savage Dragon, Fang, and Geoffrey
>KEKails and Fiona with their BVLLS, Sonic, Nic, Mighty, Bean, Bark, Scourge, and the Destructix
PEAK PEAK PEAK PEAK

Prove to me this cuckshit isn't you talking about your fetish.

>>150096073
Ryu would never victimize a little boy.
He does, however, have zero compunction against beating women. He bitchslapped Kasumi because she was acting like a bitch instead of acting like a proper ninja.

>>150096091
It’s just a shiny rock that kratos bashes Super Sonic over the head with until he stops twitching. To make him a Better Men

>>150096097
>Archie Sonic verse the STRONGEST ever.
No

>>150096097
You forgot Nicole is also on the list.

>>150096078
This is the part where you job (the part)
This is the part where you cuckpost (ooh-ooh-ooh)
This is the part where you job
I fuck your ladies booties

>>150096004
JAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!

>>150096109
It IS my fetish! I LOVE Gurren Lagann!!! Yippee!!!

>>150096112
>Ryu would never victimize a little boy.
Elliot?

Yorha Toobie and Atoo...

>>150096109
I-I can't!

Now that Simon officially solos DC, what's next for him?

>>150096116
Yes.
>>150096117
How foolish of me. I got so excited by the KEK KINO that I forgot some. It's important to every Sonic verse that he has his lesbian BVLL.

Reminder that all of your cuckcanons are weakshit in the face the canoncuck.

>>150096146
Popeye and Spongebob

NYAAARRRGGGHHH!

>>150096071
>people still die
Kratosxisters… Thanatos was a FRAUD…

>>150095943
CANON

>>150096154
Maka stomps btw.

>>150096159
>the only people shown dying die becaude of Kratos
FUARK! Kratos TRANSCENDS the need of concepts!!!

Post Simon destroying a bush.

>>150096129
Dude gets bullied and slapped by Ayane. It doesn't count.

>KRATOSKRATOSKRATOS
>ASURAASURAASURA
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>150096146
jobbing to Barkley

>>150096178
lets keep politics out of this thread, alright?

>>150096177
KINGtos the strongest...

I'm gonna save the world with Ayanami

>>150096152
>Yes.
No.

>>150096186
>SHUT UU-ACK!

>>150096112
>Ryu would never victimize a little boy
He tried to kill Canna

>>150096190
Simon wishes he at least got a blowjob from a secretary. Bush was more of a chad than Simon. He really can't stop losing to bushes.

>>150096186
We can mix it with
>HAYABUSAHAYABUSAHAYABUSAHAYABUSAHAYABUSAHAYABUSAHAYABUSAHAYABUSA

>>150096186
Kratos vs. Asura is the best piece of fiction ever created. You should feel blessed to have scholars still talking about it.

>>150096186
KRAAAAATTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!!

>>150096182
Elliot getting bullied by Ayane is good

>>150096195
>he still doesn't believe in the KEK FORCE after Simon won and Maka is going to win
Archie Sonic and Archie Tails STOMP your favorite verse accidentally.

>>150096240
No.

>>150096236
Sonicbros...

Asurasissies will always be mindbroken by fanfics

>>150096226
...Because you want to be bullied by Ayane. You want her to slap you and tell you, while looking at you with those piercing red eyes, to stop being a sad sack of shit and get yourself together.

What if average anon was BETRAYED AND TRAPPED in /dbg/ for 1000 years?

Planet Viltrum, the home of the strongest warriors this side of the Galaxy, such a testament of strength, a symbol of domination, a gem of the cosmos.
Now said planet finds itself completely in ruins, by none other than a small girl.

Hakurei Reimu battles the emperor of Viltrum, Mark, his royal visage completely soiled in his blood and mucus while his opponent is still pristine.
-"My Planet! How dare you!" Cried the Emperor, but his words were met with complete indifference.
-"I told ya' to stop invading Gensokyo, tch what a pain. Just die already." With INFINITE speed Reimu instantly blitzed Mark, covering his body in billions of needles that exploded leaving his body disfigured and with exposed bone.

But before Reimu could finish him Mark flew away from the planet.
-"Fleeing? Did you run out of feats?" Smug voice asked with a smile on her face, the shrine Maiden found all this situation to be exactly in the boundary of chores and recreation.
-"I might have ran out of feats, Shrine Maiden, but not out of STATEMENTS!"
Suddenly a BOUNDLESS power reaches the planet, Reimu is caught off guard when the home of the viltrumites is completely obliterated as Mark destroys the entire planet by himself. -"Beg Kirkman for Mercy, Behold my Omnipotus scaling, against my Smart Atoms, Even the sun disk will die!" In the vacuum of space Reimu had limited time, with a single masterful move he turned the tables on her!
-"Fantasy Sign!" The declaration of her spell card was the last thing she tried to speak before realizing the vacuum of space can't transmit the sounds of her vocalizations, Mark was like a shark playing with it's prey, Kirkman's WoG turned him into a MONSTER capable of soloing all of fiction! -"The end! Destruction! Pure finality! My smart Atoms grant me all that plus True Immortality!"
Barely reacting in time Reimu blocks one of Mark's BOUNDLESS Attacks, almost as Fast as DIO's punches. The whole Multiverse breaks down as the viltrumite's strength rips it apart

>>150096206
W-Well Simon could watch Big Bro Bush raping Nia and Yoko while he cries and builds a statue to him so THERE

>>150096256
No, I want to to bully Ayane and domloss is good

>>150095613
>Deathbattle agreed with literally everything everyone was saying about Ultima
>Only reason it lost was "My infinity is larger than yours" autism
>He expected the Ultima wank to stop

>>150096245
>so mindbroken by the fact Archie Sonic and Archie Tails are stronger with how much they get KEKED or mindbroken by the fact Simon and Maka win with the KEK FORCE that he can only repeat himself

>>150096186
Don't worry, here's an underage pussy for you Clark

>>150096274
>Kirkman's WoG turned him into a MONSTER capable of soloing all of fiction's laundry!

>>150096277
You're supposed to love her, not bully her. She's a snide little gremin, but she did have enough bullying in her life already.

>>150096109
But it IS my fetish! DC bro, btw!

>>150096276
K, b, c

>>150096285
The KEKforce loses to Ratchet.

Goku?
Lost to Ginyu
Vegita?
Killed the entirety of the Ginyu force

>>150096236
>plastic
>tanks spikes

Post you not getting mad at fan fiction.

>>150096299
It's soft maledom, she'll be better

How strong was the cuck bush if it was able to stop Simon? Can your HERO beat it?

>>150096323
Regardless of who wins the next Death Battle I will be jerking off to the death

Simon the digger

>>150096327
Oh, okay then. Carry on.

>>150096337
I will only jerk off if one of them gets humiliated in some way. It would be better if both of them were but I'll settle just for one if it comes to it.

>>150096032
She handled being a battery for 12500+ years and somehow didn’t go insane. It’s also crazy to think about how she managed to get her father’s legacy to be remembered and carried over for 870 million years since I’m pretty sure every demigod and demigoddess lost their long life spans after Chakravartin died. Imagine being the reincarnation of someone who did all of that.

I thought you guys were talking about Simon Belmont.
Who the fuck is this fag?

>>150096367
A canon chad and winner called Simon the Digger.

>>150096367
imagine Indy died in a trap and Shortstop took over for the rest of Temple of Doom's runtime

>>150096367
Simon the Prepper from Tengen TOPKEK Gurren Lagann who watches all the BVLLS take turns with his girls in front of the KEK BUSH at an outerversal scale.

>>150096367
Simon is based, but I personally like Leon Belmont more.

Who is actually Percy Jackson's best fight?
He'd demolish Harry and Katara
Blackqualad?

>>150096367
We’re really just big fans of Simon Bolivar, please understand this is a latam thread

Goku mid

>>150096399
I prefer Julius tbqh

>>150096403
But can he beat the cuck bush?

>>150096403
>Steve victim is talking again
Your game had to collab with Palworld of all things to stay relevant, and that was long after Palworld itself was relevant

>>150096403
Terrarian can't into space, he gets blocked by map limits

>>150096403
GAPES Steve btw

Why do people with this fetish gravitate towards Death Battle?

>>150096422
Simon Simon Simon Simon Simon Simon

>>150096200
So does Maka have a fetish for boobs because she learned it as a result of not having boobs at her age, or does she just have a fetish for boobs in general?

>>150096425
Yes he can, depth meter names the top of the map Space

>>150096367
the chipmunk that got the best head

>>150096439
Also gets gaped by Steve btw

>>150096450
Steve gets gaped by Simon

>>150096435
You know why

>>150096422
>Palworld
God, remember when everyone expected it to dethrone Pokémon or at least be a rival franchise? And how everyone was shilling devs as superbased gigachads?

>>150096435
I dunno, why is water wet, why do bears shit in the woods, why do Halpedos get put on sex offender lists, etc… something’s are just intrinsically tied

>>150096367
Prototype Deku

>>150096422
>>150096450
doesn't Steve have R>F shit since all of minecraft is just a dream to him according to the end poem

My hero beats yours. I do not owe you an explanation on why.

>>150096435
Fetish? Death Battles are all about cucking. When you murder someone, you cuck their entire life.

>>150096463
Forgot to mention he does this at the "be a faggot" contest.

>>150096367
Simon the Zealot mogs all the apostles, save Peter, btw

>>150096404
Does he actually beat Potter?
Potter has an instant kill, does Percy have precog like Luke did to dodge it?

>>150096463
Post your hero destroying a bush.

>>150096463
My hero mogs yours.

>>150096443
He can't actually leave the planet (map) though, there's always an upper barrier he bonk his head on (or land on if he uses gravpot) so the limits of his realm are planetary

>>150096465
It's a cuck or be cucked world...

Scaling above literal deities? Check.
Instances of toonforce? Check.
Unrivalled ambition and drive, total technique mastery? Check.

Your characters? DEFEATED.

>>150096496
...unless they surpass wall level then she's getting bred.

>>150096499
Hal no you have to stop

>>150096496
Loses to Asura.

>>150096422
I honestly don't know if Terraria 2 is still coming or not. Cause these crossovers seem like they'd take a bit more work than I'd personally want to set aside.
Then again they are content updates while Terraria 2 is probably mostly engine development.

>>150096514
…in the “jobbing to Kratos” contest

>>150096460
Yes, pretty sure the ending was a direct reflection of Notch's spiritual beliefs at the time as well

>>150096496
>gets cucked by Eris in the end
Bros... she might actually win because of the KEKforce...

>>150096514
>Implying JEETsura will ever be used in another episode since he's no longer relevant

>>150096517
...she will find more success.

I'd glaze my OC and post about him here
If only i could write his story...

>>150096526
KINGsura is more relevant than RATnic.

>>150096533
Keep it in your pants, bub,

>>150096533
your chatGPT?

XianCHADS....the STRONGEST....

Megumin is gonna ___ ___'s ____.

Post TARDsura not getting SCHOOLED by his master KINGtos. NOW.

>>150096366
I honestly assumed she wasn't entirely aware of the passage of time while being a battery.
>I’m pretty sure every demigod and demigoddess lost their long life spans
They did, but I can still see Mithra living for a hundred years or two. Demigods had some really advanced tech, cybernetics, genetics and so on. Regardless, Mithra may look like a dainty waif, but her will is unbreakable, that's for certain.
Also she's one hell of a storyteller/historian/teacher/spiritual leader.

>>150096569
Suck Ben's dick?

>>150096572
I-I CAN’T!! HE’S A BETTER MAN NOOOOOW

>>150096520
>gets cucked by Eris in the end
Wait, WHAT?

Post WEAKtos not JOBBING to rocks. NOW!

>>150096588
She doesn’t, idk what anon is talking about

And i know cause I was an Aquafag and Megumin fans kept bullying us when they won

>>150096415
Julius is cool as fuck. Also rocks cool coat and stylish beard.

>>150096526
Capcom added the PSP characters to the fighting game collection version of 3rd Strike, so anything is possible.
I'd personally not expect anything until 2027 (15th Anniversary).

>>150096598
Aqua is for anal.

What would happen if Ben 10 turne dinto 4 arms and proceed to rip Megumin's clothes off before suspending her in midair with his 4 arms grasping each a limb of her own and fucking her with his massive two cocks simulatenously?

>>150096572
I can't... Asura is a monster no longer...

>>150096548
No! I must jerk my clitty!

What's the ship name for Asura x Kratos?
Asuratos or Kratosura?

>>150096598
Was there any indication that Aqua could even potentially win?

>>150096366
>>150096574
And then she becomes Kratos' new wife

>>150096597
FUARK! https://youtu.be/OAE8TAawueY

>>150096619
…Ben said to himself smellyingly, before Hal stomped him with THE BOOT

>>150096619
Ben would have sex

Apparently the Singular Point storyline isn't elevated particularly high in the storyline for Super Robot Wars Y. Pretty regular "fight the series final boss on your way to the main story villains" deal. Sorry to those expecting Anti Spiral shit.

>>150096632
...'s son's master.

>>150096628
TeacherStudent

Aqua is one of the most overpowered characters ever. Remember that episode where she just resurrected may people instantly? Do you know how fucking ridiculous that is? Even in Dragonball they have to make wishes to revive someone. In Konosuba, Aqua literally just instantly revives many people just because she felt like it.

>>150096631
The ending of the main manga, when they defeated the Demon King and the ending was basically Aqua and Kazuma confessing that they basically love eachother while Megumin is forgotten
It was the epilogue sidestories that made it so Megumin and Kazuma were seemingly dating now

>>150096607
>I'd personally not expect anything until 2027 (15th Anniversary)
You mean like a sequel or something? I don't think it's possible to make a direct sequel to Asura's Wrath.

>>150096399
>>150096415
>liking FAGmonts

>>150096628
KRATOSura of course, cuz my hero TOPS

>>150096637
...only for HERO 10 to automatically transform into GODlien X and do the same thing to Hal.

>>150096628
the latter

>>150096667
THIS would top?

>>150096665
Contain yourself, SHARTula.

>>150096672
>retarded comic that doesn't understand Asura
Why is this so common

>>150096668
…in his pathetic fanfic while coping because he and everyone knows Hal won and beat him up easily for the whole world to see

>>150096680
This. Asura would get TAUGHT by Kratos how to be a good person.

>>150096680
his video game is titled ASURA'S WRATH and every clip fans share is about him grimacing ferally and punching some shit

>>150096496
Bomberman solos unfortunately

>>150096676
UNFLEXIBLEsura could never, just goes to show how TALENTED my hero is

>>150096657
Oh. Kinda sad.
But I guess we need to keep Aqua losing because it's funny.

>>150096683
...I'm Hal's schizophrenic minds as he got kicked out of the corps for losing and then died alone in the street. Homeless.

>half on the thread is unfunny stupid shitposting
Mentlegen... We need HER back. We need Our Queen.

>>150096704
>I'm Hal's schizophrenic minds
Ben ESLson...

What made Greektos a better man after GoW3? Did he meet Asura and fall in love?

>the strongest lantern doesn't reach Cucky Simon level
halsissies better watch themselves

>>150096678
You think Dracula has time to shitpost on these pathetic human boards?

>>150096719
He PokemonGo’d to the polls and voted in our MADAM president

>>150096716
...also known as Reimu Hakurei.

>>150096717
>Hero 10 is INSIDE Hal's mind
Halbros....he SHATTERED our HERO'S PSYCHE......

>>150096680
No one has played Asura's Wrath

Focus nen on lower body
Destructive capacity 999x increase
Nayuta
Raw
Bed crack
Through the floor
Cratered
Walk off with it still hanging it out leaving a trail

>>150095908 (OP)
>Wally West
Pathetic.

>>150096720
Hal’s most recent comic shows him ONESHOTTING and ENSLAVING every Lantern Avatar at once

Kyle wasn’t even allowed the power of just 1 in the fight with cucky simon. It’s over, PRAY you never have to fight Chaddy Hal

G. Drop everything and nuke the 2whore. NOW!

>>150096719
according to the prequel comic it's because damn damn destiny destiny damn damn damn destiny destined damn destiny destiny damn damn destiny damn damn
>kills the crocodile
damn destiny destiny destiny damn destiny damn damn
>kills a hippo
damn destiny damn

"Your fury… it burns clean," Asura admitted, his voice softer than Kratos expected.

Kratos paused, the Axe lowering slightly. "As does yours. A fire that purifies, not consumes." He met Asura's gaze, and in those burning depths, he saw not an enemy, but a reflection of his own unyielding resilience. A warmth, alien yet strangely comforting, spread through him.

Asura extended a massive, six-fingered hand, not in a challenge, but in an offer. "Perhaps, son of Zeus, we have both fought long enough. Perhaps there is… something else."

>>150096626
gross post

>>150096722
He has nothing else to do while waiting for the next resurrection.
Shitposting and making Death fetch tendies.

>>150096753
No amount of SHITern FAGatars could have saved Kyle from Cucky Simon. Lanterns are sub-bush level, Chuddy Hal is getting GAPEDM

>>150096730
Yes please.

>>150096764
And then, in a move that defied all logic, all their accumulated rage, Kratos closed the distance. He reached out, not to strike, but to cup Asura's furious, burning cheek. Asura, momentarily stunned, didn't pull away. Their eyes met, a silent understanding passing between the demigod of war and the wrathful deity. Then, with a slow, deliberate movement, Kratos leaned in, his lips finding Asura's. The kiss was a clash of fire and ice, a culmination of impossible battles and a nascent, dangerous tenderness. Asura, his fiery aura dimming to a warm ember, returned the kiss, their shared fury momentarily subsumed by an unexpected, world-shattering passion.

Why cannot Ashsisssies post Ash destroying a universe? Yubel is able to destroy 13 of them and Yugi is strongest then Yubel

>Gravity Manipulation
>Space-Time Manipulation
>Matter Manipulation (Sub-Atomic)
>Absorption
>Information Manipulation (Type 2)
>Causality Manipulation
>Physics Manipulation

BOW TO YOUR GOD

Face me, Saiyan king, BOW TO YOUR NEW GOS

>>150096796
*fists you to death*

You are a singularity no longer

>DC cosmology is sub-bush level
DCsisters....our "heroes" are gonna get CHECKED......

>Thread manipulation
>Mass reporting
>Samefag manipulation
>(You) absorption
>Mass replying
>Greentext casuality manipulation
I AM YOUR BETTER.

>>150096274
-"I have no patience left for you, Shrine Maiden, Die and drift into the void where none will hear your screams" with his WoG powered fist Mark smashed Reimu's Barrier with the strength of 1.5 Marvel Universes and 12 DC Multiverses. Everything went white for a moment and Ben Singer allowed Oxygen to exist in space so Reimu could scream and satisfy his sick fetish.
And then... Silence.

Mark stood there, in complete quietness surrounded by black. The weight of the fight finally settling on his shoulders, the solitude of strength being too much for him to withstand...
-"Finally... I won..." His darkened face contorted into a expression without name as he looks directly into his WoG powered fist. In that moment Mark could understand a Fraction of what Kratos feels on his daily life.
Little by little the starts in the cosmos behind to reach their lights into Mark again, New universes stepping in to fill the space Mark Obliterated, somehow this natural processes gave Mark...
Gave Mark a bit of Hope...
-"I've seen your Statements Viltrumite Emperor, but for my Scaling you're still lacking." If only Mark could realize it sooner.
If only he had the experience necessary to understand
If only he had the Hax to fight back.
Those weren't starts, The spell card is still active.
As the space around mark begins to bend his brain runs wild looking for an escape, a way to fight back, but before he could move even a single muscle fiber Reimu's fantasy seals bounced at impossible speeds completely erasing with pure reality breaking might.
-"Now witness the fate that waits you. For almighty Reimu must now go drink" that was a particular kind of power, one of a woman, not a god, not a word. Not even the power of a better man like BOUNDLESS Kratos could match this.
For that was the power of a QUEEN!
kinda blew it up by taking this long to post the second part...

>>150096496
>14 years old
Hal victim

>>150096796
Shin Ultraman can make a 6 dimensional version of this.

>>150096796
CHADabusa can generate this AT WILL?????

>>150096796
No more gods, no more graves

>>150096796
>Only subatomic matter manipulation
subquantum gods won.

>>150096496
Post her without any clothes on or at the very least her in just her underwear

>>150096588
The last scene of the series is Kazuma being blessed by Eris. The KEKforce is strong with Megumin.

>>150096719
Actual answer, he got pretty fed up with it all after roaming around some local countries trying to escape his curse since he wasnt allowed to an hero and had too much instinctual self preservation to just let someone/something else kill him. He eventually fucked off across the sea to Scadenavia and met a female warrior with a history like him. They connected and that helped him chill for awhile until she passed. He didnt fully chill out until the events of the norse games where he made more peace with himself. Especially so after he got Valhalla therapy

>>150096824
And then Reimu got raped by Hayate.

>>150096796
GODku TANKS this

>>150096855
Who the fuck is Hayate?!

>>150096716
...as in our KEKQUEEN, Maka Albarn.
>>150096730
>>150096776
If Reimu is a queen, post her getting cucked right now.

>>150096855
That's just kinky roleplay not actual rape

DB idea: Animals vs Humans vs Robots

Who you got?

>>150096853
So you're saying he had to TEACH himself to be a better man?

Why can't Ashsissies post a Pokemon this big? Do you not have someone bigger enough than this?

>>150096796
Sonic with AMPS can't outrun this

Kratos gripped the crumpled paper bag, the scent of lukewarm pizza doing little to soothe his simmering irritation. "You're late, Asura."

Asura, appearing as if he'd just wrestled a subway car into submission, grinned, his multi-armed form a blur as he tossed his duffel bag onto the worn sofa. "Traffic was a bitch, love. And this new guy at the gym was asking for it." He winked, his eyes, a vibrant, almost electric blue, meeting Kratos's stern gaze.

Kratos grunted, setting the pizza box on the coffee table. "You promised you'd help me with the dishes. They're… accumulating." He gestured vaguely towards the sink, a mountain range of unwashed plates threatening to spill over.

"Ah, yes, the dish legion," Asura rumbled, his voice a low growl that somehow vibrated with affection. He strode over, his massive hands dwarfing the sponge. "Don't you worry your pretty little Spartan head about it. I'll make them disappear. Like magic. Or maybe just really, really fast." He winked again, beginning to scrub with an intensity that made Kratos swear he saw suds spontaneously combust.

Kratos watched, a ghost of a smile playing on his lips. This was their life now. No gods, no wrath, just bills, bad pizza, and the infuriatingly charming presence of the man who’d somehow conquered the God of War's stoic heart. "Just try not to break the sink this time," Kratos muttered, already knowing it was a futile request.

Asura chuckled, a deep, rumbling sound that filled their cramped apartment. "Where's the fun in that, Kratos?"

Why is Kratosura so wholesome?

>>150096598
>they weren't in the original halls to know Aqua is for Goku Black

>Umineko waifus can one shot everyone mentioned and posted here
Funny

>>150096853
So cool that we got to see all that in the actual games! Especially different countries and adventures that Kratos had!

>>150096774
>>150096814
ENOUGH!

>>150096869
...coped Reimu 5 years after the fact.

>>150096716
BEHOLD THE QUEEN
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
BEHOLD THE QUEEN
LONG LIVE THE QUEEEEEEEN

>>150096902
...because they actually can't since they're weaker than base Asura.

>>150096923
I love her so much (even though she's silly).

Post one Umineko feat that's not schizo word salad. Just one.

>>150096440
She ended up being fucked so hard she got a lesbian boob+cuck fetish....sad

>>150096914
DCbros....he solos our verse too.......

So in the end... who was the better man?

>>150096914
Who is this CHADolf player that solos fiction by somehow surpassing the tier 0 cuck bush?

>>150096940
Retconning gay people out of existence.

>>150096946
Robbie Williams

>>150096940
Erika turning Battler into her sissy raped malewife. BOOM. DONE.

>>150096946
Crona. By the virtue of having both a bigger ass AND a bigger dick.

>>150096964
>below wall level
Asura rapes her.

>>150096923
BEHOLD MY LUNCH I POOPED OUT

>>150096796
EXIT

Leave your hero to me

>>150096996
Leave him, and the lotion, to me…

>>150096998
...' laundries after Asura raped them.

>>150096999
Dragonfags... we job to this...

>>150096970
...says Asura in his mind as Erika intellectually pegs him.

>>150096971
>not High 1-A+
jobs to Gandalf

>>150097021
...in her dying dream as Asura oneshots her verse by accident.

Post Battler not crying like a little BITCH

Robert Kirkman said that Umineko would conceptually destroy itself in the presence of Battle Beast.

>>150097025
Does Saruman job to Gandalf?

>>150096574
>Also she's one hell of a storyteller/historian/teacher/spiritual leader
>”And that… was how my father lived.”
Quite honestly the perfect conclusion for the story.

>>150096979
Asura...

>>150097039
yes

>>150097047
>beyond multiversal blackhole
>still TANKED it
GODlestialCHADpiens...

>>150096998
Names of the femdom Witches?

>>150096923
Would Kima be impressed by Hayabusa enough so that mind control doesn't work on him?

>>150097067
He TANKED the GRIP OF MURDER, she's FUCKED to DEATH.

>>150097059
Asura, Kratos, Hulk, Godzilla.

>>150097031
...thought Asura as he oneshots all his cum from the pegging.

>>150097092
So kind of Asura to save her from Goku.

>>150097083
Red Hand of Semen Retention was killing him, not mind controlling him.

>>150097098
...in the delusional minds of everyone from Umineko as an accidental step from Asura destroyed their entire setting.

I hate weakling (Kratos, Asura, DC, Marvel, Goku, Godzilla, etc)
UminekoGOD btw

>cuckqueen verse
Umineko will win.

>>150097106
It was also attacking his mind in those sob spam sequences

Post mountain destroying Heroes

>Mark: Let's see you GRIT THOSE TEETH!
>Mark with all his might throws a punch at Gohan. A shocked Gohan cannot dodge the megaton punch as it lands square in the cheek, hitting him with enough power to send him flying around the globe.
>Flying back from the other side of the world, Mark stops Gohan in his tracks by elbowing him in the back. Gohan screams in pain and reverts from his Beast mode into base form. >Exhausted and mortally wounded, dying Gohan falls to the ground, panting heavily.
>Mark’s shadow comes upon him, and he looks up to see a triumphant Viltrumite, the bright sun of hope shining behind him.
>Mark: Dude, you ok?
>Seeing this, he feels satisfied and realizes Mark’s true potential. With his dying breath, he acknowledges Mark one last time.
>Gohan: You'd make... a good Clean God...
>The light in Gohan’s eyes fades and his body goes limp, dying with a smile of approval on his face.
>Mark’s expression turns into horror. He killed a person. Again.
>Mark: No no no no no! I-I thought you were stronger! CECIL! I NEED YOU CECIL! CALL SOMEONE, ANYONE! PLEASE SAVE HIM!
>Mark begins to sob quietly. Then a shadow looms over him. He hears a voice.
>???: Stand ready for my arrival, Warrior!
>As Mark looks up he sees a figure floating above. Jet black messy hair, orange Gi and blue boots.
>???: I saw your fight with Gohan. Wow! I never knew earth had such strong guys like you! What’s your name?
>Mark: T-This isn’t a good time…
>???: My name is Son Goku, and I’m here looking for a strong fighter!
>Mark: You see this? All this, is my fault. So the only thing I want right now, is to punch something - really - hard!
>Son Goku: —YUPPIEEE!
>With a primal roar Mark meets the attack of Son Goku. The screen cuts to black.
>K.O.

>>150096996
Miyamoto Musashi victim

>>150097149
KINGVINCIBLE

>>150097020
Omni-Man wa going to kill himself by going inside the Balck Hole. Base tired Goku can sit inside a super amped Black Hole.

>>150096952
Hank Hill's student

How much seethe would this cause if it came out today with the same result?

>>150097181
Was the result wrong?

>>150097149
CANON SCRIPT FOR EPISODE 201

>>150097171
Smart atom black hole that would literally rip apart all of Fagon Fag if it was there.

>>150097117
...in George's incel fanfiction where all the women die, but his HERO, Asura, really jobbed to Maria's teddy bear.

>>150097181
Why would the objectively correct result in any fuss?

>Yugi: I just destroyed all your monsters now put on that dress I like or I'll solo your verse
>Ash:

>>150097188
Considering that even fodder characters on Naruto can easily blitz anyone in Avatar, and that Gaara just has a shitload of better feats than her, yes.

Post Yugi destroying a door

>>150097208
kek canon

>>150097149
>Skipped the part where he called Cucky Gohan a geek

>>150097201
...except in reality she got RAPED by Asuram

>>150097208
How does Ash know the dress Yugi likes? He has so many.

>>150097208
KINGtos, Bitterly, Crying

You anons are monsters no longer

>>150097210
But Gaara is a boy, he cannot not job to a blind idiot girl.

>>150097235
The criminal records state otherwise

Umineko is WEAK

>>150097122
Madoka's footstool

>>150097218
...in the bizarro world where PEDOsura isn't an ESL that gets fodderized by a 9 year old.

>>150097247
Kratos transcends jewish congress. He grants you a royal pardon

>>150097235
Correct. We are just really fucking retarded.

THIS WHOLE THREAD IS ACTUALLY A STAND WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!!

>>150097149
kek

>>150097254
...which is every world because that girl is getting BRED by Asura.

I'm high on weed right now. Who should I fight

>>150097235
Kratos calling anyone or anything a monster after what he's done and failed to do was a great shitpost.

>>150097257
Thank you my KING, now to move near to a school…

>>150097260
Diesel storytime NOW

>>150097194
Goku's ki can survive a super amped Balck Hole. Hed be fine.

>>150096045
>Lost
>ESL

>>150097272
You the anon or you the Yuji?

>>150097267
...on opposite day which is not today because today PEDOsura becomes a sex toy for the witches.

>>150097289
Both

Denji will gape Yuji btw.

>>150097272
Naruto is the only right answer.

>>150097276
He never even did anything to try and atone. Man just sulked and brooded until he was attacked and forced to retaliate. God of Hope, lmao

>>150096879
Why was it programmed to spaz out?

>>150097310
Lesbians are waiting for you to watch them in the chair, Silver.

>>150097272
Yuji is for Denji

>>150097296
...except he doesn't because he BREEDS THEM ALL.

>>150097188
if they gave her chibi shorts feats then no

>>150097325
...yes, because they peg him to death.

I got GAPED by the CHADnicverse....

>>150097299
...at the "cucked by an entire country" contest.

>>150097299
Yuji just gives Denji a picture of Nobara naked and Denji runs away to jerk off and then loses consciousness from overstimulation.

>>150097346
The KEKforce is so strong

>>150097320
Silver is a virgin not a cuck
Blaze is a girlfailure, she already turned down Silver's advances because he's a loser

>>150097341
...in no worlds because he always IMPREGNATES THEM.

>>150097235
Yup yup!
>chains you against a gate lever and gores you

>>150097356
Denji is for Ash anyway.

>>150097365
it was funny

This is GeGe's (Jujutsu Kaisen's author) new MC, he will likely be the first japanese character that reaches a beyond boundless power level

>>150097047
CHADkravartin mogs

>>150097379
>be the first japanese character that reaches a beyond boundless power level.
There are many

>>150097379
>White hair
>Blue eyes
Fuck, I guess Gojo really is planet level

>>150097311
QUIET! THIS IS TO MAKE YOU A BETTER MAN, YOU ARE A MONSTER NO LONGER!

>>150097386
Name 5

>>150097385
>UNIVERSE LEVEL Chakhole vs BEYOND MULTIVERSAL CHADhole
Sorry Chaks you are fucked

>>150097372
>do that funny dance again or I'll have you in a dress like the other Ash

>>150097365
Even Helios's head was treated like a joke in Valhalla.
>Oh that goofy guy Kratos, he tore off Helios's head! Oh well, what happened, happened!
Like, the entire narrative is that Kratos must forgive himself for what he did, like it's the only thing that matters.

>>150097390
He was TEACHING Heimdall

Vs Battle wikia? Our GOSPEL

>>150097397
Don't feel like it

>>150097414
TRVKE

>>150097372
Do they have any connections?

>>150097411
K, B and C

What's going to be the Halloween episode this year?
Ghosts? Zombies or zombie survivors?

>>150097390
>Strangles him instead of killing him quickly
Kratos was TEACHING us.

>>150097406
The Gods had it coming and the ancient Greeks aren’t even people, so it’s fine. But KINGtos being so humble as to forgive himself anyway just goes to show why he’s the best

>>150097428
Asura vs Broly. Clash of 2 monsters

>>150097428
Penny vs fredy

>>150097437
But anon
Asura is a monster no longer
KINGtos saw to that

>>150097428
Demons vs Curses

Can KINGtos TEACH the Doom Slayer to be a better man?

>>150097428
Yujiro Hanma vs Jason.

>>150097425
Chainsaws, man.

>>150097448
Doesn't Freddy get shitstomped?

Reimu has bigger dick than your hero, as evidenced by last digit of this post's number.

>>150097452
Yes

>>150097451
I feel Ghostfreak fits the Halloween theme better.

>>150097360
Evan Stanley, one of the head comic writers, created self-inserts to be close to Silver then fall in love with women because she loves Silver, but thinks he's too cute and unconfident to get loved. It's a weird self-humiliation ritual by a character's own fan given power.

>>150097418
>multiversal
>can't lift a big bell

>>150097425
Chainsaws, both are goofy dumb gooners

>>150097452
I wouldnt think so. Kratos doesnt have any holy weapons or anything that could damage Doomslayer.

>>150097390
>>150097406
>WE MUST BE BETTER
>*snaps your neck*

>>150097464
Reimu’s BELLOW-AVERAGE futacock…

>>150097437
monster? Broly is THE DEVIL

>>150097464
Maka's dick is bigger

>>150097364
...in my headcanon.

>>150097470
you ever watch that King of the Hill episode where Bobby gets 4 "girlfriends"
but the whole time he acts like a sissy and they do makeovers on him and he's encouraged to be girlish around them. And Hank keeps warning him they're not treating him like a boyfriend.
and in the end they cuck him for some ugly older dudes and tell him he was not their boyfriend but more like a cute pet to them?

That's Silver

>>150097491
PFTHAHAHA

>>150097481
He can unironically punch Doomslayer to death

>>150097452
Even if you use their lore wank Doomslayer stomps and he stomps without it too

>>150097481
Kratos is a god, he is holy in everything. And the Blades of Chaos are primordial

>>150097484
It's perfectly serviceable and completely normal, I tell you.

>>150097497
...and in canon too. Asura is great.

>>150097464
I would still suck it.

>>150097526
...in my fanfiction.

>>150097469
It's been ages since I've watched B10. What does Ghostfreak do outside of possessing people and being intangible?

>>150097530
Holy based futacock enjoyer.

>>150097531
...and in reality too.

>>150097516
It's not blessed by God though. Non of that would do anything against Doomslayer while Doomslayers holy weapons would likely rip through Kratos and erase him.

>>150097491
The last digit is the size of Soul wiener.

Last digit is the size of Kamina's cock that Yoko chose over Simon.

>>150097470
>>150097498
jej they have a huge aversion to love in the Sonic franchise
I like how Silver's peak moment in the games is getting kicked in the fucking head by Shadow

>>150097539
yes they are. The Blades of Chaos existed before creation itself. All his weapons are blessed by gods

>>150097540
>Blair loves microdicks
Damn...

Last digit is the size of my cock.

>>150097533
He can slice things
He can disappear and teleport
He has telekinesis
He can corrupt people and enslave them turning the into clones of him beholden to his will

Okay, if Kratos TEACHES people to be better men, who would TEACH them to be better women?!

>>150097522
>and completely normal
Well, she IS Asian after all…

last digit is the size of your dick
congrats

>>150097543
DAMN
there's only two digits Simon's was then

>>150097543
43 infinities above Sun Jin Woo

>>150097557
>it's true

>>150097554
women can be better men too, chud

>>150097555
Trips of shameful truth...

Last is the size of Simon's dick

>>150097540
>’s when using his chastity cage

9 million gay fantasies lowballed at 1%

>>150097554
Ruby with DC Smite Nicktoons Blazblue V-Tuber scaling (in memory of Monty Oum).

>>150097572
Sissies with chastity cages are so fucking hot to me, but I don't know why

>>150097577
>dubs
...I believe you.

Last is the size of Simon's dick post-timeskip

>>150097372
Unironically a kino fight.

>>150097588
>NOT ONLY ONE 8, BUT TWO
>This is consistent
KIIIIIIIIIIIIINGMOOOOOOON!

>>150097571
Simonbros...

>>150097551
I like the match up, but does it not end with "Reverse curse energy goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

>>150097588
BIGmon the WINNER...

>>150097571
>>150097543
CAAAANNOOOOOOOONNNNN

>>150097576
that's just /dbs/ leaking into /dbg/ like a radioactive spill, that giger counter won't stop ticking by the way if anything it'll beep louder and faster

last digit is the size of The Mask's dick

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150097588
>Yoko chose a micro penis over an 8 incher
This is somehow worse for him... How is Simon so beta?

>>150097585
Something something power dynamics

>>150097606
Why would it?

>>150097571
went first
>>150097588
is a FRAUD

>>150097614
KWAB

>>150097585
I dunno, the whole idea of a chastity cage is just very unsexy to me.

>>150097585
it doesn't even matter how hard you try

>>150097625
post timeskip, retard

>>150097641
she still worships Kamina post timeskip

>>150097629
Ghosts and curses being very similiar. GF would be weak to RCE.

>>150097641
Simon still didn't get Yoko.

Uh...Last digit is the size of blair futa cock made from magic?

>>150097641
you are strangely invested in a fake argument about fictional characters doing non-canon things on an anonymous battleboard

>>150097648
He did.

>>150097650
FUARK SHE'S ACTUALLY A GIRL GET HER OUTTA HERE

>>150097644
but simon already moved on and his bvll particles are elsewhere

>>150097650
>0

>>150097650
MAKA TOPS

>>150097653
no he didn't. In fact another Kamina Clone Kittan also cucked him too

>>150097650
>fake futa gets a microdick
REAL futas have MASSIVE dicks.

>>150097650
Soul eater characters aren't on a good day, aren't they?

>>150097428
Sans vs Judge

>>150097657
Nah cucky simon keeps worshipping his BVLL Kamina for the rest of his life, even in the epilogue he's still kissing Kamina's feet while Kamina rapes Nia in heaven

Oh we're doing this again? Okay then! Last digit is my size HEHYEAH!

>>150097652
>retard is mad because he couldn't read
Your MIND is FRACTURED by the HALLS.

>>150097650
I can’t believe Maka made both Soul and Blair cage their cucks, who can stop this madwoman

>>150097674
>average penis size is 5.3 inches
Damn...

Come on... Size of Crona's dick?

>>150096637
CANON

Kratos got retconned into an 8 incher btw

Last digit is blair futa cock size in her cat form

>Wins every copycat archetype match up
How does he do it?

>>150097645
Are they that similar? Ghostfreak ignored Darkstar's absorption beam because he has no lifeforce of any kind

>>150097677
Maka stole Blair's penis to magically add her size to her own formidable anaconda

>>150096574
I think she was frozen for a lot of her time as a battery, but it’s been a minute.

>>150097693
Chrollo victim

>>150097650
YUM YUM CAT PUSSY

>>150097688
FUARK!
And first time too unlike Fraudy Simon!

>>150097551
He can eat souls too.

>>150097688
HOLY FUARK this sissy is PACKING

>>150097697
>Maka is a cock thief
Say it ain't so...

Kamina? Cool and confident despite his small dong.
Simon? Crying cuck despite his long schlong.

>>150097652
>fake argument
it's a real argument brainlet

>>150097692
>92

ENTER

>>150097681
W-Well... a-at least it's better than the 0 I got last time...

>>150097715
Simon needed two tries to cover up his shame
he has a 1 inch schlong and is a FRAUD

>>150097711
This is somehow a real fetish btw

>>150097688
And this is why Crona is simply the best.

>>150097719
KIIIIIINNNGGG
>9
FUAAAAARRRKKKKKKKKK

Mario's Penis

>>150097688
MedusaDAMN

>>150097708
True, it didn't cross my mind

>>150097704
Yuta without any powers would crack his skull open before he even thinks of saying "O' MY"

>>150097719
KRATOS THE BIG

>>150097122
Just a small snack for BARBATOS!

>>150097708
He can regenerate from on single stand of DNA, although the show never explains how long this takes for him to come back.

>>150097719
impressive

>>150097695
So hitting him with a life force attack should hurt, right?

>>150097688
Bros... I'd suck it.

>>150097719
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU KINGTOS I DESERVED THAT 9

>>150097675
>>150097716
No, this is definitely irony-fueled shitposting you're exhibiting. Real discussion hours have been over.

>>150097732
>32
SonicDAMN!!!

>>150097688
>>150097719
The KINGS of /dbg/...

>>150097750
Ghostfreak doesn't have life force.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu7z2GqCWWU&t=94s

>>150097252
>>150097742
>Knull beat his opponents so hard they've been reduced to slaves forced to repeat the same thrashes over and over again in his presence

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

>>150097752
wtf

>>150097774
Fuark it's canon

Move over boys

>>150097750
I doubt it, he doesn't have antilife or anything, just nothing

>>150097752
Same

>>150097777
Qu4ds... Simonbros...

>>150097774
This scene changed my life with how many buckets I came to it. Asurabro btw.

>>150097777
>quads
Yep

>>150097778
AthenaDAMN

>>150097777
QUADS OF PERMANENT PLATONIC TRUTH!

ENOUGH
ENTER THE IMMORTAL'S DICK SIZE IN FEET

>>150097774
that episode was my first boner...at age 30. I am an asurabro.

>>150097756
>this is how SISSIES flee from arguments

>>150097777
Checked and canon.

>>150097778
I kneel
I squeal
My headcanon isn't real
I cope
I mope
Someone hand me a rope
I sin
I never win
I belong in a trash bin
I job
I'm a slob
I'm too short
To reach the doorknob
I smell like a trashbag
My wife's an cancerous hag
I am... a Thor fan

>cockcockcockcockcock
Why are weebs so GAY?

>>150097822
Las digit of my post is this anon's cock size

>>150097766
How about good ol' fashioned soul damage?

>>150097829
BEAAAAASSSSTTTNOOOOOOOOONNNN

>Hal likes little girls
Stomps
>Kyle kekked wives are all same age as him
Gets stomped
Loliforce?

Superman is 't joining in because his penis is small

>>150097829
FUCK....

>>150097822
>>150097829
Original poster here I am Kingtos just thought I should mention

>>150097829
FUARK, i NEED to suck it.....

>>150097769
>Knull [headcanon as he's devoured and digested by BARBATOS]

Your heroes are still smaller than Atem and tony stark, btw

>>150097839
SHITal loses, especially after his cosmology was officially revealed to be sub-bush level

>>150097851
We will see about THAT, second to last digit is Atem, last is Tony Stark, GO!

>>150097829
Yup yup!

>>150097839
Deathstroke jobbed but Superman went 3-0. It seems to be exponential.

>>150097832
That could probably hurt him, although Ghostfreak has fought souls in Omniverse, so it probably would not negate durability, it would just work like normal hits.

>>150097859
my hero's dick is the biggest yet again

>>150097900
>Double 0
...

Your hero didn't travel to the real world to defend it. Mine did. I win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwmbd9Q1znk

Last digit is Hal's dick with the ring on it

>>150097778
THE QUEEN HAD ARRIVED!
HAIL TO THE QUEEN!

>>150098050
>got two 0s in a row
DICKLETal LIMPdan...

>>150098050
halbros........

Last digit is the amount of FutaQUEENS I will sleep with today

Your character does know REAL science and math right?

>>150098050
Don't let the Benchads see this......

>>150098050
>>150098070
No wonder he likes em young

>>150098050
KEKAROOOOOOOO

>>150097804
Who are you quoting?

>>150097814
>Has a wife
Cant be a Thor fan

>>150098144
the reported description of your behavior

>>150098168
Your ass isn't a good source of information, however your mom's ass is a good cum dump and I'll be sure to visit her again tonight