Thread 150087573

ngl seeing SMT/Persona fans freak out at having their waifu and legit top 3 in the verse get vaporized by PS2 Era kino of kino jrpg DEEP lore will be fun

Also they can get Mori Calliope to sing a wanna-be DISTURBING THE PEAAAACE

28 planets

A fucking stick

Your favorite verse? Part of the Dark Tower

Since we're fucking dead rn, anyone want a storytime?

who cucks Maka again?
If it's that adult woman she doesn't count

>Her raw suggsilence transcends all categorization—she is more suggsfinite than infinity itself, more All than what The All is, and fundamentally exceeds every conceivable hierarchy. She wipes away entire constructs on a whim, demonstrating complete control over matter, soul, time, conceptual forces, energy, and existence itself. Yet, her actions are not rooted in malice but in a child's curiosity warped into nihilistic amusement.

>Despite her absolute boundless suggslogic, Virgil Northslain ultimately defeats her through an advanced technique from his Black PaperMoon Style, reducing her to a state beyond even The Mainfold’s comprehension. This final clash between them underscores the ultimate paradox of her existence: a being that should be unstoppable is ultimately undone not by power, but by a limitation she never understood—her lack of imagination.

>>150087645
Sure.

Post Kos-Mos destroying a planet

>>150087640
I should get a shirt like that

C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Asura, Simon, Godzilla, Hulk and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY ARES!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT ZEUS’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I AM AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>150087640
too old

>>150087691
ok

She keeps doing it. This is an advanced form. Beyond all of your shitposts, this is canon to the work.

>>150087573 (OP)
Do Personafags even care about death battle? No one watched Joker vs Giorno or Weiss vs Mitsuru

>>150087681
Every time I read this lines like "suggsnifinite" and "suggsilience" make me thing of Thugnificent

>>150087697
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uah7HiBjCpg&t=18s&pp=2AESkAIB0gcJCRsBo7VqN5tD

18 seconds in
higher dimensional scientist Sion at the first game in the first hours gives Kos mos a star busting weapon

now post aigis destroying anything bigger than a mountain

>>150087759
Personafags don't even play their own games. SMTfags are a lower tier though. They don't play their own games AND all they do is talk about how much they hate Persona

>>150087645
I'm still waiting for someone to storytime the Superman and JLU books, but sure.

>>150087697
Here's her wiping a fleet
https://youtu.be/D51kE3PDRhc?t=282

>>150087786
>>150087793
my HERO...

>>150087797
Moon level

Ballot

>Anya and Bond Vs Shou Tucker
Liam immediately jokes that Shou Tucker wins. They all agree to give it the boot emote "as the opposite of a Rooster Buck."

>Sasuke VS Riku
The call genuinely agrees that this is cool even if Riku splatters Sasuke.

>Kirito vs. Shirou Emiya
Liam asks if Shirou is the one who commands Saber.

>Rachel Alucard vs Yue (Blazblue vs Arifureta)
They like the idea of a vampire matchup.

>Shadowheart vs Melinoe (Baldur's Gate vs Hades)
Sam thinks that they really need to do a Baldur's Gate 3 character soon

>Steve vs Link
DJ says this sounds funny but he's not sure what Link is doing to Steve.

>Rayquaza vs Bahamut
Ben thinks this is an interesting.

>Rico Rodriguez vs Nathan Spencer (Just Cause vs Bionic Commando)
Sam thinks that Nathan Spencer is a boomer game that not many people think about.

>Erdrick Vs The Warrior of Light
They like this and think it makes sense, but Sam thinks it's a little dull.

>Bahamut vs Bahamut (Final Fantasy vs Dungeons & Dragons)
More Bahamut. Ben thinks this would be confusing to talk about but fun.

>Juno (Overwatch) vs Ochako Uraraka
Sam gives this an immediate Rooster Teeth Buck for the two-word summary of "Gravity Gals!".

>Pinhead vs Ai Enma (Hellraiser vs Hell Girl)
Liam and Ben both want Hellraiser on the show, and DJ mentions liking Pinhead vs Tall Man.

>Okarun Vs Ranma
Chad thinks if he revisited Ranma he'd find a lot of stuff that's offensive in hindsight.

>Arle Nadja vs Bomberman!
Liam jokes that they have to bring on Schezo Wegey as the first Puyo Puyo character. DJ says he really wants to do Bomberman again and is down for this.

>Old Man Logan VS The Last Ronin
Sam calls it a classic, Chad and Liam both also like this.

>Agent 3 vs Numbah 1
Liam says having KND on the show is one of his white whales, and DJ says he would want a KND fight to start with the acronym mission thing.

8-A....
Where are youuuu....
Dont hide from meeee....
Hehehhe

ENOUGH!
Bring me the entire TOUHOU verse!

We should make a national anthem for the halls of /dbg/.

>Monkey D Luffy Vs Yusuke Urameshi
Ben says that this is a new one to him. The call gets this and likes it.

>Thanos (MCU) vs Mio Takamiya (Date a Live)
They're interested in this.

>Akko vs luz
Sam notes they've talked about this a lot.

>Homura Akemi VS I-No
Ben and Chad note they had the pitch for this, bringing up that it might be the first of many Homura pitches.

>Morgan Le Fay vs Baba Yaga
Ben and Chad find this interesting and bring up the Baba Yaga matchup they had last episode.

>Raven Beak vs Vilgax
Liam likes Raven Beak and thinks he's cool, and that Samus is cool in the scenes with him.

>Trevor Belmont vs Alexander Anderson (Castlevania Netflix)
Liam thinks this would be cool.

>MCU Iron Man VS Movie Dr. Eggman
They think this would be fun and it makes sense.

>Booker DeWitt VS Corvo Attano
Sam calls this a classic. They think it'd be fun.

>Bass.exe vs Beelzemon (Digimon)
Ben is intrigued by this and gives a rundown on Beelzemon's character.

>The King vs Crazy Dave (Clash Royale vs Plants vs Zombies)
DJ says putting Crazy Dave in a fight would be sick.

>Sam & Max vs J & K (Men in Black)
Everyone really likes this. Sam thinks the banter would be really good and gives this a Rooster Teeth buck.

>The Professor vs Professor Sada (Puppet History vs Pokemon Scarlet)
They talk about the ending of ScarVio and DJ says he thought it was a really good finale.

>Uncle Grandp vs Xavier (Cartoon Network vs adultwim)
Sam calls Xavier Renegade Angel the peak of madness and says there's nothing like it.

>Wicked Witch of the West vs. Jadis the White Witch
Chad likes this. Sam gives this a 100! react.

>Geppetto’s Puppet vs Alice Liddell (Lies of P vs American McGee’s Alice)
Chad likes this, and DJ says Lies of P is really good.

>Jack vs P-3 (BioShock VS Atomic Heart)
Sam thinks it makes sense.

>>150087781
I still don't know what makes SMT strong supposedly.

>>150087671
Yeah, it is that cat the one doing it.

>>150087573 (OP)
*sluuuuuurp*

>>150087811
>>150087828
most of.these are just innofensive

>>150087786
Did they really just use light-years as a measure of time?

>>150087811
>>150087828
These all suck, not a single one is worth a shit

>>150087811
>>150087826
What the fuck is a Rooster Teeth buck

EX ORGIA MODE

>>150087835
Ever seen the term "multiversal walmart" thrown around here? That's where it comes from. From what I've seen it's cosmology and outerversal retardation taken to the extreme.

>>150087874
Just "they like a match"

>>150087875
>>150087889
FUARK! Base Hal beat ALL the Avatars AT ONCE

>>150087854
Maka's cum must be so tasty...

>>150087875
>>150087889
Hal continues to be a Chad.

>>150087819
I actually thought the animation for Ruby vs. Maka was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Maka losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Ruby to take little damage. It also put Ruby in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Maka, and let Ruby show how far she had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as her. She wasn't just fighting Maka, she was TEACHING Maka. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Ruby would take the lessons she learned and help someone who was just like her.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Ruby come back from the dead and reunite with Yang, but it feels weird to have DC SMITE Nicktoons Blazblue Persona V-Tuber Ruby (in memory of Monty Oum) just stand there and take that slash.

I haven't read Maka's anime though (but after watching this fight I think I might read a TVTropes summarization of the plot!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big RWBY fan I thought they did Ruby justice and from what I saw they treated Maka with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

>>150087902
Level up

I FUCKING LOVE KEKOLDRY!!! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH LETTING OTHER MEN FUCK YOUR WIFE!!! MY FUARKING HERO LETS OTHER MEN AT HIS WIFE TOO!!!

>>150087872
>Erdrick vs WoL
>Old Man Logan vs Last Ronin
>Booker vs Corvo
>Sam & Max vs J & K
These are cool

>>150087926
Me...

>>150087921
And out

Give me your most respectful death possible.

>>150087835
Basically the top tiers of SMT are all very vaguely defined and inconsistent across games and leads to a lot of A > B, B > A that scales upward infinitely with a lot of flowery text that people pick for keywords to get to "outerversal"
YHVH for instance is just single universal but because different games have shown different "kinds" of YHVH he somehow scales above himself to become outerbiggermegaversal. And then everyone scales off of him in long and bullshit scaling chains since in one of the DLCs all the main MCs fight together

>>150087850
onee x loli...

>>150087926
Maka...

Who can not shit their pants when they take some of these?

So we've established
Marvel Science > Marvel Magic
Marvel Science > DC Magic
Marvel Science > DC Science
Marvel Science > Transformers Cosmology
Marvel Science > Godzilla Multiverse
Marvel Science > Megaman Science

That can only mean one thing, DYLAN BROCK, HIT THE BOOKS, YOU'RE FIGHTING ATREUS/LOKI FROM GOD OF WAR

>>150087926
>>150087931
This anon...

>>150087811
Shirou works more for Rudo (at the moment at least, I am fairly sure that Gachikuta is going to get bonkers before the end of the story).

>>150087920
Mark my words: this scythe will cut through the madness that chains this world! And the cut it leaves behind will become a path for everyone who stands with me. The strength of those who have fallen, the courage of those who will follow—those two forces resonate together, weaving into a slash that will carry us toward tomorrow!

That’s Soul Resonance! That’s why i am Maka Albarn—the meister who refuses to bow to fear!

MY SOUL IS THE SOUL THAT SLASHES BEYOND THE HEAVENS!!!

>>150087941
>No that's too respectful

>>150087926
Ruby...

>>150087921
Man, I REALLY wish Kyle had a better White Lantern design.

>>150087978
brb in a bit

Why do VSfags on reddit hate Kirby so much?

>>150087573 (OP)
SMTbro. Don't care about shitsona. Isabeau better

KINGtos and the ACTUALLY GOODfellas won.

>>150088007
he's like Sonic but not a fraud

>>150087811
95% of the time they don't know who the character is or just flat out get shit matchups in theses things

>>150088007
he's like Sonic but not a cuck

>>150087921
The odds of the other White Lantern Corps members getting mentioned are reducing. Also weirdly enough, Kyle should just have a second White Lantern ring somewhere in storage.

>>150087781
I play SMT and I only bitch about Persona if someone brings it up.

>>150088035
Currently the rings can just change colors, there's no need for another one when he can just make his green one turn white.

>>150088007
He is hyped to be beyond fiction cuz of ONE pause screen.

>>150087941
>Destroys Ash and his entire team with one spell card 10 seconds into the fight
>Ash sobs uncontrollably while he watches his Pokemon die one by one, some exploding, some of their guts falling out, some burning to death, some boiling alive, some being cut into pieces
>Ash's chest cut open, his guts fall out and he and Pikachu hopelessly try to put his organs back inside
>Yugi casts a spell card that puts Ash and Pikachu in a bronze bull, boiling them alive. This scene lasts for hours
>They burn so much they can't even physically cry or scream anymore
>Stray shots start to kill Ash's friends and family who were watching the match
>All of their souls get sent to the Shadow Realm to suffer for all of eternity
>Yugi looks up at the sky and smiles
>"Wow Ash...you truly were the very best......like no one ever was...."
I love respectful deaths

>>150087828
Surely Yusuke has some western characters to fight against.

Why does Maka love being cucked by a cat? What caused her to have a messed up beastiality cucking fetish? Was her dad really that terrible?

>>150087811
I'm surpised Liam knows puyo puyo
>>150088007
He's like Sonic but with good games

MY FUARKING HERO!

>>150088069
harem instinct. And if she plays her cards right the sexy fempedo cat will give her a licking too

>>150088081
Sentrykeks? Your response?

>>150087952
>Kyle buff out of nowhere
Alright Kyle vs Simon 2 when

>>150088007
He's like Sonic but with actual featCHAD villains

>Character is BEYOND FICTION!
What does that even mean?

>>150088069
Daddy issues. Her dad's a pervert who did nothing but fuck prostitutes after her mom died while also gushing over how cute she is in a pedo way.

>>150088081
GODulk victims.

>>150088007
He's like Sonic but he's actually punched planets in half multiple times

>>150087997
back, continuing off

>>150088107
that it could go to your house and kill you

>>150088111
Does Hulk have immunity to being aged into death?

>>150088094
Sentry is out of his depth against SBP. Always was. SBP has to fight someone with meta abilities as well. Apparently Gwenpool has those, but Lord English is the ideal.

>>150088007
Same reason ire for Simon is growing, repetition breeds resentment. Kirby is on the more casual side of the scene, so people on reddit (with its lower barrier to entry) tend to start with Kirby.

If a Persona 5 episode can't draw dimes SMT is probably completely off the table outside of maybe Jack Frost vs Cirno, which is a shame because we're running on actual suggslogic now.

>>150088107
Powerscaling babble

>>150088007
He's like Sonic but not a laughing stock and international symbol of autism

My name is Maka Albarn and I'm looking for only the STRONGEST CHADS to tear my boyfriend's ass up while I watch. Is your HERO strong enough?

>>150088026
>>150088032
>>150088073
>>150088101
>>150088113
Weirdly enough, Mariofags might actually hate him more.

>>150088111
lol

>>150088119
Literally not even a fucking thing, I've shit talked Goku and other so called "Beyond Fiction" characters, and they've yet to do shit to me

>>150088107
Generally speaking it means they're aware they're in a fictional piece of media and they can reality warp

>>150088069
Her dad is a pedo that cucked her mother so bad, yet is also a massive manwhore.

>>150088119
But they never do. It's a pointless statement. It means literally nothing. They should be able to refuse to be on DB or any work at all...but they show up anyway.

>>150088147
Shit talk Goku to a tattooed Mexican and you'll see his beyond fiction powers

SHITfellas LOST btw

>>150088147
Kratos killed his own game creator in his first game

>>150088147
Obviously you are a BOUNDLESS BEAST, that is so fuarking strong that composite fiction will "tolerate" you insults to not get mauled by a casual slap from you...And I upscale from you

>>150088111
... in opposite day.

>>150088165
And that's all folks

>>150088147
The Idea of Evil killed Miura

>>150088143
Nah I saw a xitter vs post and Sonicfags were seething over him

>>150088148
So, they should be able to just kill any author who tried to fuck with em...but don't?

You guys excited for this years halloween episode

>>150088147
Toriyama died of a brain aneurysm immediately after Goku v Superman 3 when we warned you he can leave the comic and not to shit talk Superman.

Superman killed Goku with a laser lobotomy in Goku v Superman 1. Do the math.

>>150088182
Hal's still top dog, isn't he?

>>150088183
>>150088179
>>150088160
>>150088163

By that logic Ember from Danny Phantom is Beyond Fiction due to Randy Stair

>>150088007
>Why does Reddit hate CHADby
The answer should be obvious

>>150088143
Maybe so but that's probably just because Mario vs Kirby is a popular match up with actual demand and the common consensus is that Kirby wins (which is wrong, don't wanna imply otherwise), Sonigroids on the other hand shit themselves in anger whenever someone even alludes to Kirby's strength, regardless of whether the rat's directly mentioned or not.

unprotected SEX with both Maka and Ruby

>>150088214
yup yup. She's a boundless BEAST for a reason

Hulkzilla looks like it will cross the 2M threshold in the next day.
It has already surpassed WileCat and is tied with Amonguys.
Next up would be Gioker (and technically Mileku but it is still on a steeper growth rate at the time).

>>150088214
no i mean LITERALLY come out the comic and kill you, not inspire someone to do it.

For example John Constantine was confirmed irl by multiple authors and eyewitnesses to have left the comic and stalked/attacked them

>>150088184
I'm not saying they don't, just that Mariofags are also just like that with him.

>The Norse Myths tell of Gods who walked the Earth, doing great deeds for the mortals who believed in them. But Asgard isn't real, and never was. The Gods never soared in our skies, never stood with our heroes, never fought for kindness or justice. It was all just a story. Nobody's coming to help us.

>But somewhere in the city...a man is waking up. A man with a hammer.

>>150087573 (OP)
Wait a persona loss? For real??

>>150088210
>Do the Math

Beyond Fiction is retarded, and I can't take it as a serious scaling because a fictional character is not fucking real

>>150088225
>he thinks Mario beats Kirby

>>150088163
>killed his creator
>creator still alive

>>150088184
I also saw that lmao
I'm so glad Kirby is winning that poll

>>150088238
>Come out and kill you
>Proof...uh?

This is the most babble child shit, with all this logic then Looney Tunes are Beyond Fiction thanks to Back in Action.

I watched that last DB cast, and they kept saying Noel is a robot. But that's untrue. She's a clone. Her opponent is also apparently a clone. Why do they keep calling them robots?

>>150088252
Bowser does everything every Kirby villain has done (sometimes on even larger scales) like it's just thursday for him and Mario always beats him, not hard to figure out.

>>150088267
What poll?

>>150087644
...unless it features religion.

>>150088256
Shinji with ANIMA and Rebuild Scaling shits on Eren. Shinji fights Koji Kabuto.

Godzilla has the strongest R>F scaling in all of fiction

>>150088229
Maka would just watch the unprotected SEX you have with Ruby.

>>150088269
the proof is that Alan Moore himself personally testified that he had been accosted by John Constantine irl, and since then many other authors and eyewitnesses have confirmed that John Constantine has been stalking and threatening them too

>>150088283
Which Mazinger are we using?

>>150088210
No. Goku died from the infinite mass punch in GvS1. GvS2 ended in brain disintegration.

>>150088161
...in my headcanon that insists upon itself.

>>150088283
What scaling is there for Shinji (no mecha)? I watched the rebuilds but never read anima.

>>150088292
Why are spics so gay

>>150088274
Noel is literally a humanoid weapon sword

>>150088298
>Alan Moore's coke induced DELUSIONS

>>150087974
>Sonic and Simon
Her KEK HEROES.

The strongest family in fiction

If Constantine is literally real how is Raidou supposed to beat him?

>>150088313
It's strange considering their extensive homophobia.

>>150088339
Canon. Mating press then proceeds.

>>150088277
Bowser never uses like 90% percent of his arsenal when he fights anyone. He just kinda tunnelvisions of breathing fire and punching.
Also, Mario is pretty clearly on a smaller scale to Kirby, weird Swank math or more concrete scaling.

>>150088301
Composite Mazinger Z (No Kaiser or Zero) for the mech, so Shinji gets Toie, Infinity, Shin, Zero manga, and U feats for Mazinger Z

>>150088307
ANIMA reaches to Super Robot Levels, practically Shinji gets an upgrade called Super Evangelion.

this general is borderline fucking unreadable

>>150088339
Fanon. Ruby should be making out with Soul while Maka is so happy.

>>150088338
Should also have Grandpa Gohan and Beasthan.

>>150088362
>Jobbing to /dbg/
DONE.

>>150088362
>UCB babble
Acquire acumen and then you may peruse this thread.

>>150088362
Incomprehensibility scaling.

>>150088290
kek

sonicfags will always be the loudest terminally online minority. but only that: a minority.

>>150088283
Shinji Beginning of show stomps all of AoT

Who is a good match for HIM?

>>150088373
>>150088378
no wonder you faggots call yourselves scholars when you need a master's in retardation to parse this spam
>>150088383
my brain is actively blocking these memetic hazards

>>150088281
Ackshually he does hint at Aslan who is Jesus in everything but and even in the end of the books it was hinted that he revealed his true form of the religious Jesus Christ, and Aslan is weaker than Pennywise, so...

I'm not a cuck.

>>150088007
He's cringe

>He JOBBED to our SUPERIOR LEXICON
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>150088249
Superman is the embodiment of Hope, an abstract concept that exists irl. We just write stories of him, but the idea of hope is a thing we can't change.

Even Grant Morrison himself said he can't write Superman in any other way than the way Superman IS, because Superman exists irl and is above mere comic writers and they only make stories about him but the idea of him is unswayable and immutable.

>>150088362
You need to be a better man like KINGtos to read it.

>>150088018
...a beating at the hands of KINGsura and the GODfather.

The news just came in. Asura won the last thread.

>>150088400
Anon, to be fair, they made Kratos millions of times multiversal, and quadrillions of time faster than light...Because a cookbook and he once blocked light that already hit him.

>>150088424
Would you say Rick and Morty fans are smarter or dumber than Kingtos fans? I've never heard of anyone increasing their IQ as they play NuGoW like I've heard for Pickle Rick

MY STUDENTS!
>WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
HEAR ME!
>WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
PROTECT!
>WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
TRANS!
>WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
KIDS!

>>150088290
>featsGOD vs statementsKEK
As all things should be.

>>150088147
You aren't even an ant to them

>>150088400
It really is a toxin for the mind.

>>150088440
Rick and Morty gives you intelligence.
God of War gives you Wisdom.

>>150088439
KINGby negs

>>150088448
Kirby has better statements too.

>>150088443
Sus

>>150088420
Explain Injustice

>>150087573 (OP)
Puny lizard? SMASHED
Ultima? SMASHED
Hopes of going 3-0? SMASHED
Doubters? SMASHED
Marvel's losing streak? SMASHED
Japan's winning streak? SMASHED
Trans nihilists? SMASHED
Mei Kamino's tender college age pussy? SMASHED

Do we like feats or statements here more chat?

>>150088456
Post rick winning against a literal who?
Post Kratos winning against Spawn.

>>150088480
Featments

>>150088249
Fictional characters are real and you aren't

>>150088420
>Embodiment

That's fucking interpretation of a concept, or personifcation of it. Fucking Jesus Christ equivalent, or any character who is a personifcation interpretation. This is just a personal interpretation which holds the same weight as Dante's Divine Comedy or the French's take on Arthur.

Fun, but you're jacking yourself too much in delusions.

>>150088417
K, B, C.

>>150088439
Kirby could spit on the tryhard hedgy and this'd happen

>>150088434
...in my headcanon where the BABYPENISANDINCESTfather is good.
>>150088440
>>150088456
Reddit and Morty fans are retarded. KINGtos scholars don't kill each other over nugget sauce, just over becoming better men.

>>150088480
This is a featschad general

>>150088444
THANK YOU KINGTOOOOOOOS

>>150088491
no delusions, it's literally canon. cope

>>150087573 (OP)
Redpill me kosmos powah level
Still need to play xenosaga
Shulk probably no diffs her...

>>150088288
...'s cringe lizard-looking character list.

>>150088450
Fuck Goku (Fictional Character), and fuck every fictional character in general.

Anyone of US could fucking beat Superman, Kratos, and etc because we're fucking real.

>>150088444
KIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOSSSS! In your words and beliefs, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back like you said. Thank you for TEACHING me!

>>150088298
>Alan Moore's water-aided TRUTHS

>>150088506
>Canon

To fucking what? Moore's jerk off principles? That's the same logic as the Indians claiming the Mahabaratta war is real. Pure fucking delusions

>>150088495
I was in line at the Szechuan Sauce Genocide and I saw a Kingtos scholar snapping an R&M fan's neck to make him a better man

>>150088510
Main gun can destroy a fleet, maker says in an offhand comment it could destroy a star. Incomprehensible Jungian bullshit word salad convinces people she could destroy universes and multiverses.

>>150088438
I wonder why they even went through the trouble of calculating the Yggdrasil feat like that, dimensional tiering would have been simpler at that point.

>>150088490
Post Superman, the actual Superman, saving people. I don't see him stopping Ukraine, or Gaza

>>150088405
>can't even bring up CHADslan
See? Loses to CHADligion.

FUARK I LOVE LIFTING FEETS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=SgRntuMjXwU

>>150088532
Thank you KINGtos for protecting the minimum wage workers from retards.

>>150088547
Superman can't save every universe for us or we'd do nothing for ourselves

>>150088553
I remember watching this show a few years ago and it was the most boring thing I have ever seen. I do not get the appeal.

>>150088547
Yeah because he's real and we aren't

>>150088549
I know someone who scales to BEASTlan...And His most popular MU is goku, KEK.

>>150088547
>Superman
>Helping Gaza
DOES
HE
KNOW?

>>150088519
How exactly do you kill an idea? Wouldn't the attempt nullify itself since you have to know of the target to try and kill it?

>>150088566
>Same logic used for christ

It's shit like this people take shit too seriously, and can't appreciate a fictional story that has a good point, but take it super serious at face value.

Call me a doubting Thomas, but I want proof

>>150088519
Kratos literally killed his own game creator irl in GOW1 dumbass. He'd fucking destroy your twigboy ass

>>150088584
Isn't it Muhammad that can't be depicted?

>>150088601
New thread

>>150088610
Allah also can't be depicted.

>>150088598
It's literally just the truth, there is no worse torture than life without hardships, that's true meaninglessness

>>150088589
>Idea
>Idea

All of you are now arguing he's an idea now? Great, I thought you guys were saying he's real and can interact with us. But now as an idea? Woah, literal Jihadist shit

>>150088625
What the fuck are you talking about? We're so pass the point of comic characters in the real world into ideologies.

What in the actual fuck

>>150088626
Ideas are real, and he is our depiction and the summation of that idea made form. By observing the universe, we change it. By fathoming Hope, we Created Superman.

>>150088569
>ADHDZfag

The character above had sex with Sally Acorn. The character below had sex with Amy Rose. Sonic watched it all and did nothing, but jerk off to it.

>reddit spacer
>retarded faggot
Why is this combination ALWAYS applicable

>>150088466
And NLF infinite power and all

>>150088639
>What the fuck are you talking about?
What I wrote in the post. Read it again if you can't understand.

Ghost Rider used the Penance Stare on me and he's the one that took damage. Who am I?

>>150088626
Oh I am a different anon
I don't buy the bullshit
Goku can't hurt me, but I cannot hurt Goku
But also at the same time you can hurt the internalized conception of Goku that you have

ASISSYra, stop squirming! I am only trying to make you a better man. You may have heard the rumors that my cock can destroy a mountain with a single MFTL+++ thrust. But what you may not know is that it can drain Mantra just as efficiently as the Blade of Olympus. Once I plug your sissy hole, you will be a monster no longer.

Now stop embarrassing yourself. All you accomplish by struggling is making yourself look weak in front of the other jobbers. They're all eager to assert their dominance over you, and I will not protect you this time if they ask for a turn with your hole.

>>150088610
Neither Allah nor ANY of the Prophets are meant to be depicted in Islam.

But Allah we have no description for what he looks like, usually just drawn as Flowers/Nature or a Light from beyond. And the other prophets show up in the Bible anyway so they're drawn frequently. So people only ever draw Muhammad if they're looking to antagonise Muslims because we can guess what he looked like and he's not drawn in biblical art.

Post Simon destroying a bush.

>>150088675
90% of all characters to ever exist - Sama...

>>150088642
>>150088670
>>150088682

That doesn't make Superman, literally fucking real, it's a perception of your morality.

It doesn't make a man from a fictional planet real, it doesn't make him real, it's a story that elevates a person.

It doesn't make Superman fucking real. Any fictional characters are just perceptions.

CHADiction won. SHITality lost.

>>150088675
Seo eun hyun...

>>150088700
You keep repeating that without being able to disprove the facts. Hope is real. Superman is real. Even his own authors can't defy or overpower Superman, as they've admitted.

>>150088675
EVERYONE IN FICTION SAMA...

Post Superman having a grandchild to keep his bloodline alive

>>150088687
Well not just antagonize, but also there are theologians and historians that have their own distinct reasons

>>150088700
>That doesn't make Superman, literally fucking real,
WRONG
now BACK TO PLEBBIT.NET WITH THE LIKES OF YOU

Can we talk about destroying mountains again? I think I'm too retarded to follow this conversation...

>>150088684
FUARK HE'S TEACHING HIM TO BEHAVE AND BE A GOOD BETTER MAN BOI

>SHARTos homosexual rape fantasy
Wouldn’t expect less from a spartan.

>>150088700
Point and laugh, scholars, at this fool in the cave

>>150088700
I didn't say Superman was real. That would be silly.

>>150088675
All the verses...

>>150088675
G-Man Toilet...

>>150088700
you live in the cave, denying fact and staring at shadows

>>150088725
Only if you can post Sonic destroying one

>>150088675
Vegeta...

>>150088700
The fool believes himself the ultimate observer.

>>150088700
>That doesn't make Superman, literally fucking real,
It doesn't "make" him, for he already is.

writer who still thinks a character resisting the penance stare is cool

>>150088805
Everyone at Marvel?

>>150088691
>>150088714
>>150088760
I'm waiting for any of these.

>>150088775
of course he does, he's a reddit spacer

>>150088619
Bump limit is 500 moron.

>starts lurking on one of those wanked wiki ala vsbw
>apparently the supreme god of doctor who is FUCKING ALLAH
I-I didn't expect that...
https://imgur.com/a/dr-who-allah-OpvTePK

None of this matters. All of your favorites job to Cosmo from Fairly GODparents.
>b-but fairies have a no kill rule
Cosmo managed to accidentally kill his own father by turning him into a fly.

>>150088825
Why does that surprise you? It's a British program.

>>150088834
Nope, my HERO mogs Cosmo.

>>150088840
Proof?

GAME SCALING SAVE ME. THIS IS SMALL BUILDING LEVEL YUGI WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

>>150088844
My hero is BEYOND MULTIVERSAL and his show didn't JOB to GIMMICK MASCOT CHARACTERS

>>150088846
Ash has better than small building level durability through the show alone, tf you talkin about?

>>150088353
This looks so retarded man

>>150088854
post ash or his pokemon destroying a universe

>>150088862
Why

>>150088862
13 universes. If we want him to be at Yugi's level

>>150088862
Sure, here's Magnemite destroying the Digimon multiverse (Pikachu scales to this)

>>150088862
I... CANNOT...

>>150088878
>He doesn't know

Xianxiachads, our next victim?

>>150088261
clone

>>150088852
Who is your HERO?

>>150088825
So that’s why Rick jobbed to Dr Who

There are no atheists in Saudi Arabia

>>150088910
HEROGODKING 10

>>150088921
Ben 10 jobbed to CHADball, THAD TITANS Go, and a terrible reboot.

>>150088898
Seal club the joker with an actual feats(hax)man, like klein? Does beating a lore man counts as seal clubbing if he is going to get wanked to universal at minimum?

>>150088898
...izer after Wil e CHADyote gaped us

Did you read THAT Blacked Sissy novel?

Who is Simon the Prepper prepping to be with Yoko next in front of the bush?

>>150088934
>Ben 10 jobbed to CHADball
SHITball season 1 JOBBED to ITSELF
>THAD TITANS Go
SAD Titans Go JOBBED to SELF-DEPRECATION and not really COEXISTING
>and a terrible reboot
It doesn't COUNT because it's a REBOOT and it's MEDIOCRE with GOOD EPISODES
Meanwhile the GODparents were TAINTED by the SAPWN OF SATAN in the ORIGINAL RUN

>>150088846
No powerpoint scaling? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi6WyRP6Cog

FU to the ARK!!!!!

>>150088941
...in his sad mind before dying.

>>150088954
>LOREby
>STATEMENTSby
>FEATSby
>EVERYONE-IN-MY-VERSE-CHAINSCALES-TO-MEby
Can ANYONE compare?

>>150088954
>Galacta jobbed to those Lumas
KBC

>>150088967
Kratos?

Timmy Turner? Jobbed to Jimmy NeuGODtron

>>150088951
>ESL and doesn't like season 1 of CHADball
Faggot.

>>150088964
...is my pathetic cope since he did in fact kill us in the actual Death Battle

>>150088939
Doesn't count as clubbing, but let's go hunting all the same

What if Ultima finally stopped finding his own defeat funny?

>>150088974
Timmy cucked NUMALEtron with Cindy.

When was the last time a MarvelSCIENCEGOD actually lost one of these?

>>150088976
There was no ESL manifestation there but unsurprisingly you cannot understand that because you like the most mediocre part of Gumball

>>150088980
Meh, at the very least seeing Klein as a massive anti tranny bootleg punisher would be fun...

>>150088993
Well technically, Jimmy and Timmy were being super gay to each other by the second special

>>150088954
necrozmabros... i'm not feeling good about this...

>>150088954
That came out? Nice

>>150088995
>no ESL
>SAPWN
Also, when did I say I liked Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball?

>>150088700
You fucked up.
>>150088705
R>F is still true it's just that Superman is a part of both

Who is a good match up for this ultra simp?

>>150089016
That's a typo, not IESLB
Also I haven't watched it but Gumball S1 is probably still worse

>>150088420
>pic
That’s powerscaling fanfic. Morrison never wrote that.

>>150088992
Gets booted from the funny club by sam, also KWAB.

>>150088992
But it's too funny to consider stop finding it funny

>>150088954
>AIEEEEEE CUTE STAR CREATURES DON'T CRYSTALIZE AND VICTIMIZE ME!!!
Why is Galacta Knight such a weak bitch fraud?

>>150089021
I agree with you

>>150089053
Lonely and horny

>>150089029
Dead wife? Better man? KINGtos it is.

>>150089053
everyone on Kirby's planet is a fraudulent idiot throwing a tantrum or a gay bitch pretending to be a god

>>150089011
Pokemon is eh

>>150089011
Pokemon has no more winning match ups

>>150088705
FR>F>R
Simple as

>>150089070
Taranza is a simp, not a cuck

I think Bulbasaur should appear and have a good fight

>>150089011
Eh, I'm sure he still has a good chance against Genwel Meteonelfilis

>>150089053
He's an old man from a forgotten time, okay? Back in his day, he was considered very strong, it's not his fault the universe got stronger while he was in his whack ass crystal prison.

We watch Vivizie Pop kino right?

Deathbattle?

>>150089122
Huh?

>>150089109
Actually nevermind that, I'm just going by pure feats here and while he gets the short end of the stick in that regard, he still casually absorbed the Starries like they were nothing

>>150089122
This is /cuckg/, what the fuck is a "death battle"?

What is Ash's answer to a monster that can reach the moon just by extending his arm up?

>>150089144
a cute lion with the power of the sun

>>150089144
He cries

>>150089109
Elfilis by the end of the Switch 2 version absorbed the embodiment of death itself and weaponized the Starries.
He could realistically just TRAP and BETRAY Necrozma.

>>150089149
>A legendary that isn't Ash's
>Power of the sun
Post him using the power of the sun.

>>150089128
>Huh?

Pan Pedo....

>>150089156
who cares, pet the lion

>>150088736
>>150088751
>>150088775
>ScholarCŮCKRY
AgendaGODS won.

>>150089155
>half the Kirby verse makes you your friend
>the other half just eats you
FUARK... they're so HAXXED OUT...

>>150089033
Gumball season 1 is fun and just has the awkwardness of early installment weirdness, which I also think is fun itself to look back at for any series. The new season is actually mediocre. There's more forgettable episodes, a lot of decisions I don't like, a lot of character flanderization (I absolutely hate what they do to Carrie), some episodes ripping off previous ones, less use of the supporting cast in general, and plotlines that feel like a slap in the face after previous seasons, undoing good moments like for example, after Nicole's family made up last season, her dad gets cucked this time by a man younger than Nicole.

>>150089193
>IESLB
AgendaBITCHES lost.
The SCHOLARS WIN AGAIN.

>>150089212
>IESLB
>I Eat Semen Like Breakfast

Okay?

>>150089212
Scholarbros... We are fucking troons!?
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/impossible-whoppers-estrogen/

ScholarCŮCKS when i ask them to show me how being a platonic abstract makes you blow up gorillion universes (it doesn't)

Reminder Scholarcucks believe in Tiering Systems and use terms like outerversal unironically

>>150089203
I didn't even remember Nicole's family tbqh, Richard's always comes from mimd first
In any case my main problem with GS1 is that while it has a lot of heart it's too dissimilar to what the show would later become and also feels kinda boring
Don't get me wrong, I watched it when it was on tv and I liked it but it's like if Ben 10 was about him killing things with a sword and then Alien Force introduced the Omnitrix; the original would be overshadowed by the later content and would also be too dissimilar

>>150089229
>homosexual projection
Average agendacuck.

>ermmm actually according to my le metaphysics Kyle scales to the DC Cosmology which is like chungus times bigger
>Still gets BTFOwned
Agenda won.

>>150088123
He outlived Franklin Richards, Mr.Immortal, and Galactus

>>150089251
You will shut up and get solo’d by a fat old man.

>>150089264
...the losing contest because Simon had an equal cosmological footing in his final form

Already more LIKES than Simon vs Kyle

>>150089270
Don't care, GOATku solos your bitch ass verse.

>>150089242
>AIIIEEEE I DONT UNDERSTAND HELP ME SCHOLARBVLLS
You should be able to solve this

>>150089283
KWAB, HULK SMASH

>>150089287
...as I fuck Goku with my cock

>>150089287
post Goku destroying a planet

BRING ME ULTIMA, that weakling is nothing compared to GODZILLA WITH THE GREEN DOOR

>>150089303
>reddit filename
>scpiss
>one piss
Leave

>>150089307
Goku doesn't need to destroy a planet he is Gokuversal so he automatically solos

>>150089318
....by sucking my cock

>>150089318
...the opponent's laundry.

>>150089254
I liked the episode about Nicole's parents. I can't really change your mind about why I like the first season and you haven't watched the new season, but I stick by thinking the new season is worse than the first because the new season had all the tools to be good, but it just wasn't while the first season was working from scratch which gives it its own charm in context.

>>150089270
i need more images like this/1-C tucker foley

>>150088954
I mean if they got Mario to galaxy level with the baby stars having the power to fuel galaxies than they’ll count this too

>>150089318
Finger level Universe.

I feel bad for the animator of Kratos VS Asura...

Thankfully there is no need to worry about the people analyzing it, as Kratos is so far ahead of Asura in literally EVERY category but... The Animator... That poor innocent soul...

These are 2 franchises that are almost exclusively known for their beautiful fight scenes (let's ignore that Asura's Wrath fell off hard), so you know that's what the fans want to see. The issue where is these are some crazy expectations to try to meet! As an old hag who has seen A LOT of anime, Kratos is still one of the most beautiful combatants I have seen. Even worse though, Asura's Wrath is 100% peak choreography (as evident by the anime of it being absolute trash in the fights, despite not being bad on its own).

So, I have high hopes that this will be the most beautiful deathbattle ever, but I feel so bad for Animator who has to meet these hopes from not just me, but many others as well.

Good luck, friend, I know you can do it.

>>150089313
RedditCHADS own you

I thought I was weak until I solo'd bleach

>>150089270
Dr. Nanjo rapes Goku in canon in all realities. Ratku is just that weak compared to this 1-A CHAD.

>>150089011
>truck level

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2587977&tags=kirby+pov

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2794324&tags=kirby+pov

Kirby vs Mario leaked

>>150089348
Sorry, i don't make the rules

Just finished cucking Simon in front of the bush.

>>150089329
That's not necessarily wrong, but I just feel like you can't truly appreciate art unless it is decontextualized to a degree
It's like how some people try to argue that OoT being good for 1998 means it should be considered the greatest of all time and and only be judged by those standards
I think season 1 isn't bad at all but there's an entire show ahead of it that's better and very different tonally and that just sets it within a bizarre spot where anything after it feels like a soft reboot, and that's not something I can pull out of my mind while watching it

>>150089338
...r favorite wife of theirs to fuck.

>>150089368
>Goku is asian
>Black people love Goku
>Black people attack Asian

>>150089370
Yoko with a Futa cock...

>>150089385
It's called being a powercuck, chud.

>>150089368
Wrong, TARDku loses

>>150089387
Does this mean its accurate?

>>150089412
Black media is rooted and thuggery and gayness. Anti-Superman are gay niggers

>>150089403
...In my dreams that is

>>150089370
The Mask…

>>150089427
In* sorry my English not very good, im from mainland

>>150089433
...and in reality too.

>>150089427
Oh really?

>parries bullets and has tanked a building level attack
>literally named the BEAST

>>150089337

KINGtos' TEACHings...

>>150089441
...on opposite day

>>150089440
We know, BelgiumBro

>>150089331
This bratty child solos my verse!!! ToT

>>150089459
...it still doesn't change.

STATS WIN
SCALING WINS
LOGOS WINS
PHILOSOPHY WINS
SCHOLARLY DISCOURSE WINS
CRITICAL THINKING WINS
INTELLECTUALISM WINS
ACADEMIA WINS
RATIONALITY WINS
ANALYSIS WINS
WISDOM WINS

>>150089474
>Not vsbw
Doesn't count, anyone can write whatever in those slop sites.

>>150088646
Chuunibyo is actual garbage THO

>>150089440
Junior, kowtow tree(3) times in a FUCKING ATTOSECOND, and I might let your ass intanct...

>>150089447
Shut the FUCK up

>>150089474
Reading VSBW makes me feel like I'm being convinced to adopt a mental illness at the pound.

>>150089487
I've seen Spider-Man put at 1-S on one of the sites

>>150089487
Counts.

>>150089484
>STATS WIN
>SCALING WINS
>LOGOS WINS
>PHILOSOPHY WINS
>SCHOLARLY DISCOURSE WINS
>CRITICAL THINKING WINS
>INTELLECTUALISM WINS
>ACADEMIA WINS
>RATIONALITY WINS
>ANALYSIS WINS
>WISDOM WINS

>>150089506
No it doesn't. Get your whore who loses to Kratos out of here.

>>150089505
Yeah its probably because of the power of love

CHUDZILLA LOST!!!! EVERYONE!!!! DO THE NIKODANCE NOW!!!!

>>150089499
God.

I'd fuck Luna

>>150089513
beat it chicken

>>150089499
Please do my boyfriend...

>>150089531
>>150089534
she's too smol for sexual

>>150089337
Kratos is weak, GOW after the 3rd game sucks, and Asura's Wrath beats GOW in terms of animation, story, and passion.

>>150089543
She can transform into a human

>>150089450
>flinches at the bullet
More like the BITCH!

>>150089560
>Scholarfags think she can beat this

>>150089570
she's cuter and more worth protecting as a cat

>>150089575
Post you not flinching at a bullet to the head

>>150089556
Not gameplay

>>150089578
Quite the opposite, scholars document the truth behind umineko while agendasissies try to encover it

>>150089525
no it was base Spider-Man

>>150089596
Nigga its fiction we are post-truth! Morrison owns your scholar ass!

>>150089607
>flaseflag babble
Sad and sloppy, agendabitch.

>>150089543
Still big enough to cuck Maka. Cats are just perfect for Soul to breed.

>>150087573 (OP)
Earth's Mightiest Heroes!!!

Even though I’m in the cuckold and homosexuality general, I’m glad my brain will never be melted enough to take VSBW seriously.

>>150089622
Mindbroken by Chaos Mages

>>150089629
fucking cringe

>>150089156
But he is? They literally state in official material Solgaleo is his

We hate scaling
We hate feats
We hate powerlevels
We hate seriousness
We hate hax
Toonforce is supreme

>>150089630
...and Captain America is there too for some reason.

>>150089634
...is what agendasissies are.

>>150089643
post proof

>>150089629
fucking canon

>>150089647
>[hax under a different name] is supreme

>>150089630
... and SHITtron SHARTm

>>150089649
...In a parallel universe where the truth is non-existent

>>150089647
...ly weak.

Update, so far, counted 2,422 Ultraman villains/kaiju/aliens, and still not to the recent series.

>>150089588
>Maka is a Lord of the Rings scholar
What makes Tolkien's work perfect for cuckqueans?

AcademiaFags kneel to him
Scholarcucks fear him
For he has crossed the boundaries between reality and fiction, and transcended fiction

>>150089675
Features hot women better than them

>>150089648
For a damned good reason

>>150089681
He is a scholarchad though

>>150089649
Scholarcucks are not Chaos Mages

>>150089681
Canonically gets killed by a werewolf.

>>150089657
>... and SHITtron SHARTm

>>150089659
...it would become existent and this continue to apply.

>>150089693
Scholarcucks obey logos, Morrison doesn't
>>150089697
Only his avatar

>>150089666
why is satan counting kaiju?

Why is Umineko the most POWERFUL VERSE? Is it the femdom?

NIKODANCE!!!! NOW!!!

Lucifer would beat the shit out of Jesus and anyone who disagrees is a spooked cuck

>>150089717
Troomineko is barely wall level

>>150089724
Trvke... AgendaGODS my clitty is leaking...

>>150089728
>headcanon
Old men and little girls SOLO your favorite verse.

>>150089724
SHITcifer....you JOBBED.

>>150089724
https://www.openbible.info/topics/devil_defeated

There's like 100 verses of Jesus low diffing the devil.

>>150089724
AYIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCHOLARBROS

>>150089735
...'s laundry amidst their tears.

>>150089749
Lucifer is not the devil, he is the lightbringer
>B-b-but he opposed muh god's authority therefore he is heckin' evil
Grow up christcel, it's a free country.

>>150089749
TRVKE agendacucks cannot handle

My favorite verse just got pegged to death by Lambdadelta...

>>150089767
Literally nobody....

>>150089759
Cry more little one

>>150089767
Literally everybody...

>>150089724
>Christian fanfic

I only follow the Torah, OT and original movements excluding Paul's teaching

>>150089724
>t. MALDcifer the JOBBING BITCH
Imagine how sad it must be to be Cucky Lucky if Universalism is correct. You fail ENTIRELY at your ONE goal.

>>150089753
>Dante has atomic erasure guns and the most funny fucking cosmology scandal evah
>bayonneta is a feats(wo)man, and the 9 realms hypertimeline but actually real
>sora has his actually stupidly retarded regeneration
>the jonklah has GUNS
>Doomslayer lore is actually approved
>Asura is...Asura, what else could he be?
IS THERE ANYTHING KRATOS IS GOOD AT (not in cuckoldry, Maka stole that tittle)

>>150089767
>Lambdadelta
https://www.openbible.info/topics/killing_witches

Jobbed to a bunch of Jews, Christians, and Muslims

>old boretament
Meh
>New TRUEstament
Kino

>>150089724
there are entire Bible passages about the exact opposite happening

KINGtos rules these halls. No amount of cope will change that.

>>150089758
.....said the mindbroken Kratosfag

>>150089753
If I was a DMC writter, I would write an stupidly niche, bordeline lost media parody about Vergil tanking the boundless omniverse exploding in his battle against Mundus. And see the shit hole begin.

>>150089724
y'all will say anything for attention

>>150089820
Kratos won CHADth CHADttle.

Total Scholarfag Death
Kill scholarfags. Behead scholarfags. Roundhouse kick a scholarfag into the concrete. Slam dunk a scholarfag baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy intellectuals. Defecate in a scholarfags food. Launch scholarfags into the sun. Stir fry scholarfags in a wok. Toss scholarfags into active volcanoes. Urinate into a scholarfags gas tank. Judo throw scholarfag into a wood chipper. Twist scholarfag heads off. Report scholarfags to the IRS. Karate chop scholarfags in half. Curb stomp pregnant "intellectual" scholarfags. Trap scholarfags in quicksand. Crush scholarfags in the trash compactor. Liquefy scholarfags in a vat of acid. Eat scholarfags. Dissect scholarfags. Exterminate scholarfags in the gas chamber. Stomp scholarfag skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate scholarfags in the oven. Lobotomize scholarfags. Mandatory abortions for scholarfags. Grind scholar fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown scholarfags in fried chicken grease. Vaporize scholarfags with a ray gun. Kick old scholarfags down the stairs. Feed scholarfags to alligators. Slice scholarfags with a katana.

>>150089802
UniverCHADism wins. Lucy the cuck cries.

>>150089810
Why are the Apostles such SISSIES compared to OT prophets?

>>150089814
CHADsura rules these halls. No amount of cope and lies will change that!

>>150089830
Kratos won CHUDth CHUDttle

>>150089803
he won the annual soilent drinking competition 7 years in a row

>>150089802
>>150089835
FAGverlism lost.

Why does Asura have the most butthurt fans of all characters?

>>150089839
CHADsus CHADist is a badassery vacuum

>>150089829
>y'all
Scholarfags... We are xitter tourists!?

NIKO AND THE ASS VOID WON THE THREADS!!!! KNEEL TO NIKO NOW!!!!

>>150089847
>IESLB

>>150089854
I love Jesus x Mary Magdalene

>>150089851
You mean Kratos.

>butthurt
>coming from Kratosfags who harass their developers for powerscaling
KEKAROOO!

>>150089866
>I Eat Semen Like Breakfast
I know, Logoscuck

>>150089859
you afraid of the south, boy?

>>150089869
God, the nigger doesn't understand that platonism is threated as a far bigger deal than dimensions in cosmology wank.

>>150089877
Why did you post your routine for no reason at the start of the post?

>>150089869
retard you've fallen for the bait yet again

Kirby won this thread

Trips and someone has to photoshop Godzilla kneeling to Nikocado and his As Void.

>>150089869
sarr do not redeem the mountain sarr

>>150089892
Projecting won't get you anywhere logosfag, chaosCHADS won.

>>150089891

>>150089891

>>150089891

Go now sinners

>>150089907
What projection?

>>150089907
Are you a SMT Chaosfag?

>>150089911
I don't feel like religious debate. I'm using the other thread in the catalog. >>150088619

>>150089650
There was a tweet from the official account but I can't find them so I guess it doesn't matter?