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Anonymous No.149046831 >>149047306 >>149048052 >>149050058 >>149051235 >>149053361
Death Battle
fight on sunday
Wile E. preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcZ7fT9jig
Tom preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlWjkJC9veI
Fight preview:
https://streamable.com/hs9lc7
Anonymous No.149046840 >>149046862
Anonymous No.149046849 >>149047499
ENTERRRRRRRRRR
Anonymous No.149046862 >>149047200
>>149046840
I can't believe Makima did that to him...
Anonymous No.149046865 >>149046880 >>149047107
>TWO town-level analsluts
Anonymous No.149046880
>>149046865
>Town level
Calm down with the Gojo Glazing!
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149046919
Tom? The Winner.
How do I know? Who knows?
Anonymous No.149046969 >>149046988 >>149047096
>>149046839
You only have the moral views you do because you live in a structure that has commodified, sold, produced and exercised death or the potential for death on a scale not seen in the history of mankind, that has then ordained both domestically and globally that liberal democratic values and the golden rule are the ontological morality.
Oh and that morality can change over the scope of an election. Oh look, it already has LMAO.

When we hanged the nazis after the Nuremberg trials the commanders mocked us that the only way we reinforced the moral notion that killing jews is bad is by invading and overthrowing their culture through might.
Our forebearers shrugged and said "no shit" and then pulled the lever.
Anonymous No.149046981 >>149047580 >>149047758 >>149048203
Your speed...is still MEASURABLE? Sheesh...
Anonymous No.149046988
>>149046969
When we hanged the nazis after the Nuremberg trials the commanders mocked us that the only way we reinforced the moral notion that killing jews is bad is by invading and overthrowing their culture through might.
Our forebearers shrugged and said "no shit" and then pulled the lever.

Tbf, us saying it was wrong clearly didn’t resonate.
Anonymous No.149046999
IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS DARKEST ILLS
NO HEAVEN OR SPACE CAN STOP MY DRILL
WE SHINE ALIGHT AS POWER FILLS
'CAUSE NOTHING CAN CONTAIN OUR WILL!
Anonymous No.149047023
>>149046824
…’s American spinoff, Jengan Jobba Green Lantern.
Anonymous No.149047063 >>149047069 >>149047076 >>149047105 >>149047152 >>149048137 >>149050381 >>149053834
The Father of Symbiotes
The Forger of All-Black
The Lord of the Abyss
The God of Darkness
The God Butcher
The Primal Void
The Anti-All
The Devil

The King in Black
He is Back
Anonymous No.149047069
>>149047063
Batman Who Keks victim
Anonymous No.149047076
>>149047063
Madoka victim
Anonymous No.149047080 >>149047122 >>149047250
>"If you only watched the classic cartoons from the 40s, you may be in for a shock"
>Tom has died before argument immediately countered by his nine lives and multiple ways to come back
>Points out how Wile is actively sabotaged by his gadgets while Tom never loses due to being dumb or incompetent.
TomGODS, are we ready?
Anonymous No.149047096 >>149047108
>>149046969
And you only are writing this speud shit because of /pol/ or some YouTuber that makes edgy videos that sound deep.
Can you please go fuck yourself? This is a Powerscaling thread.
Anonymous No.149047105
>>149047063
To get his ass handed to him by a pink haired anime girl
Anonymous No.149047107
>>149046865
>DC and Dragon Ball out of NOWHERE
Anonymous No.149047108 >>149047120
>>149047096
I hate /pol/ desu
But i'll stop, back to cuckposting
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149047117
In Honor of Simon's victory over DC, Yugioh is pleased to announced a new /m/ themed deck: Ga10 (gaten not gattai, for now)
>Megas because GL would be to much on the nose
Anonymous No.149047120
>>149047108
My favorite franchise is DC btw dunno if that matters
Anonymous No.149047122
>>149047080
Mr. /co/ will get his win, easy.
Anonymous No.149047152 >>149047163 >>149047279 >>149047372 >>149047384
>>149047063
My verse just died!
Anonymous No.149047163
>>149047152
DC…
Anonymous No.149047200 >>149047255 >>149047418 >>149047661 >>149047747
>>149046862
Yeah, me neither
Anonymous No.149047206 >>149047405
The more I hear about Megas vs Gurren Lagann, the more I wanna see it. Maybe as a DBX using pre-timeskip GL w/ Kamina?
Anonymous No.149047232 >>149047262
Rank /dbg/ posters by skin color
Anonymous No.149047250 >>149047284 >>149047788 >>149047821
>>149047080
HOLY SHIT
Anonymous No.149047255 >>149052646
>>149047200
Gojofags get off on this, so don't post it
Anonymous No.149047262
>>149047232
all the white people left when it went independent
Anonymous No.149047279
>>149047152
Simon...
Anonymous No.149047284 >>149047299 >>149047821
>>149047250
>Coyote gets DC scaling
>Tom gets DC scaling
Anonymous No.149047299
>>149047284
They both share their top end scalings. The fight just comes down to Coyote screwing himself over
Anonymous No.149047300 >>149047330 >>149047349
My verse is... completely undisturbed and unscathed.
Anonymous No.149047306
>>149046831 (OP)
>tails gets trolled versions
Coyote wins hands down.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149047330
>>149047300
your verse is unpublished. lmao
Anonymous No.149047349
>>149047300
THIS GUYS VERSE IS A FANFICTION
Anonymous No.149047372
>>149047152
Kyle Rayner…
Anonymous No.149047384
>>149047152
Touhou...
Anonymous No.149047405
>>149047206
Height wise I think that’s fof since Gurren Lagann is like 18 meters ish.
Anonymous No.149047406 >>149047512 >>149047514 >>149047772
Name the funniest seethe fallout losses
>Kratos beating Asura
>Superman beating Goku
>Simon beating Kyle
>Sol beating Ragna
Anonymous No.149047418 >>149047815 >>149052646
>>149047200
They make a good pair
Anonymous No.149047499 >>149047528
>>149046849
Myntfodder
Anonymous No.149047512
>>149047406
I don’t remember anything about Ragna.

Astroturfing
Anonymous No.149047514 >>149047576
>>149047406
>Ruby* beating Ragna
Meant that, no way she fucking beats him but RS sponsored it kekaroo
Anonymous No.149047528
>>149047499
Stop posting your shit OCs
Anonymous No.149047576
>>149047514
Anonymous No.149047580 >>149047653 >>149047669 >>149049680
>>149046981
Post Sonic outrunning this speed feat
Anonymous No.149047653
>>149047580
H-Hayai!
Anonymous No.149047661
>>149047200
Anonymous No.149047662
Beyond fiction
Anonymous No.149047669
>>149047580
This is the Helios shit? I thought it was like, from a dimension away, not this weakness light that barely covers the room
Anonymous No.149047705 >>149047716 >>149047818 >>149049717
>High Outerversal
QRD
Anonymous No.149047716 >>149047728
>>149047705
Speed force breh ain’t gotta explain shit
Anonymous No.149047720 >>149047904
>Speed Force
Weaker than Kyle who got DRILLED by Simon.
Anonymous No.149047728 >>149047807
>>149047716
Is this just FTL/time travel interpretation or does it go further than that?
Anonymous No.149047747
>>149047200
I swear the panel with Makima's two feet over Gojo's head looks like a gigantic FUTA cock I got scared for a moment
Anonymous No.149047758
>>149046981
For the love of god we already have enough ritual posters.
Anonymous No.149047764
>149047418
>AIslop
>Cringe shipper
I don't need to insult you because your whole existence is enough slander
Anonymous No.149047772
>>149047406
Hal beating Ben
Anonymous No.149047788 >>149047821
>>149047250
In 1967, Kinney National acquired National Periodicals, the company that would eventually become DC Comics. Then, in 1970, Kinney also acquired Seven Arts, which owned Warner Bros. Later, in 1986, Warner Bros. purchased the MGM film library. However, this TV series was produced back in 1975, before that acquisition. Meaning the show's creators were skating on thin ice when they made that episode. Because Superman and Tom and Jerry were not under the same roof, yet.
Anonymous No.149047805 >>149047828 >>149047830 >>149047834 >>149047942 >>149048192 >>149048221 >>149048239 >>149049820 >>149052666
Anonymous No.149047807 >>149047822
>>149047728
It's FTL but even more retarded, like attosecond reaction time, alongside how a broken version of time travel where you basically can't die unless the writer want you to
Anonymous No.149047815 >>149047892
>>149047418
Makima is for Tiramisu and Gojo will never get time off from being Sukuna's boyslave
Anonymous No.149047818
>>149047705
The Sneed Force is above the bleed or something like that, I guess
Anonymous No.149047821 >>149047855
>>149047250
>>149047284
>>149047788
That’s an edit

It was Super Cape, not Superman

https://youtu.be/YrrGoP2ScE4?feature=shared
Anonymous No.149047822 >>149047880
>>149047807
>Does an extremely nerfed version of what a Xeelee does
>High-outerversal
Only smart people should be in charge of tiering.
Anonymous No.149047828
>>149047805
Man, I wish I were this delusional.
Anonymous No.149047830
>>149047805
This feels like it was written at the cusp of a world ending tantrum.
Anonymous No.149047834
>>149047805
Man I wish I could be this truthful and factual
Anonymous No.149047852 >>149047859 >>149047862 >>149047906 >>149048713 >>149048935
If Sonic is FTL doesn't that mean he gets time travel powers or does his verse not work like that?
Anonymous No.149047855
>>149047821
Well, now I feel stupid.
Anonymous No.149047859
>>149047852
His setting doesn't work like that. We don't even know what the current rules for the setting are for time stuff.
Anonymous No.149047862 >>149047893
>>149047852
He does time travel in sonic cd and restores time in generations.
Anonymous No.149047865 >>149047879
Anonymous No.149047879
>>149047865
>Prepare yourself Ash, to be completely smothered by my giant, brown, hairy, balls
Anonymous No.149047880
>>149047822
>Xeelee
>Tiering
>Smart
Anonymous No.149047892
>>149047815
Not true, they make time for each other
Anonymous No.149047893
>>149047862
I'm talking about theoretical quantum mechanics FTL which is what the SNEEDforce is roughly based on.

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/high-end-wally-west-vs-xeelee-nighfighter.1150502/

An example is after the Xeelee achieved FTL they basically rewinded time all the way back to the big bang of the universe and altered particle physics so that their race would be born a nano-second after the big bang so they could get a leg up on Photino birds that were born at the death of the universe and were time traveling backwards to kill them.
Anonymous No.149047904
>>149047720
Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
Anonymous No.149047906
>>149047852
It's agreed in vs debates that FTL doesn't grant a character time travel. However, if, in the verse, traveling FTL allows a character to time travel, then they are upgraded to immeasurable speed.
Anonymous No.149047932 >>149047986
Bring me gojo
Anonymous No.149047942
>>149047805
K,b,c.
Anonymous No.149047952 >>149047986
>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
Anonymous No.149047982
>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
Anonymous No.149047986 >>149048004
>>149047932
Why does that dog look like PSYCHOku
>>149047952
Planksecond punches duh
Anonymous No.149047993
>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
Anonymous No.149047994
>
Anonymous No.149048004
>>149047986
I found this in the archive I ripped this from kek
Anonymous No.149048009
>>
Anonymous No.149048017 >>149052701
>>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
Anonymous No.149048035 >>149048059
>>>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
Anonymous No.149048052
>>149046831 (OP)
Will they reference TGT?
Anonymous No.149048055
>>>>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
Anonymous No.149048059 >>149048297
>>149048035
>>>>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
Anonymous No.149048064 >>149048153 >>149048155 >>149048713
>DC's entire cosmology is canonically, unironic Xeeleefodder
I learn new things everyday, even Dragon Ball's verse can negate their bullshit.
Anonymous No.149048074
>>>>>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
Anonymous No.149048085 >>149048129
Anonymous No.149048087
>>>>>>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
Anonymous No.149048090
>>>>>>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
Anonymous No.149048107 >>149048155
>It should be remembered, that Baxter uses the word 'Universe' differently.
>A universe is a single Configuration Space. That is, take any configuration of particles and energy and spacetime that is made possible by our Big Bang. Any possible configuration that could exist in any possible 'now', that can be traced back to our Big Bang.
>So all of DC, all the various earths, all various histories, stories, divergencies and collapses, are just different slides or snapshots of all the possible 'nows' that exist of the same >Configuration Space tied by their own particular timelines in something that could be called 'History' if time were linear instead of just a dimension of travel.

>Xeelee acausal timetravel is based upon travelling between the various states of the Configuration Space, and the big deal with the Ring was gaining the ability to move to other Configuration Spaces.

>Or to put it in comic terms, to move from the DC multiverse to Marvel multiverse. And every other infinite possibility besides.
Marvel too apparently
Anonymous No.149048120
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous No.149048129
>>149048085
Honestly I think mark would be a perfect cucky slave, He will forgive you if you kill his child and if you fuck Eve he'll just ask if you can let him watch.
Anonymous No.149048137 >>149048184
>>149047063
The Snack of Barbatos
Anonymous No.149048150
>Xeelee! Xeelee can you hear me? This is bad...I knew I shouldn't have played catch with you...
Anonymous No.149048153 >>149048181
>>149048064
Xeelee is only 1-A and DC is 0 according to VsbwGODS though
Anonymous No.149048155
>>149048107
>>149048064
Xeelee are just cosmology busters up to 1-B. the moment they have to fight something 1-A like Featherine, Eldrich shit, Divine shit they fall apart.
They only beat the transcendence because humans were jobbers.
Anonymous No.149048169 >>149048175 >>149048346
>VsbwGODS
Anonymous No.149048175 >>149048194 >>149048346
>>149048169
This is correct though
Anonymous No.149048181
>>149048153
I wouldn't even put Xeelee at 1-A, I'd put them at 1-B, but then if I go look through VSBW there is shit with astronomically less impressive shit than Xeelee at 1-A to High 1-A and they'd have to go down to 1-C.

Like I said it's retarded.
Anonymous No.149048184 >>149048224
>>149048137
...is the name of the restaurant Knull opened in honor of the fodder he killed.
Anonymous No.149048192
>>149047805
Why'd you blot out your name, simoncuck?
Anonymous No.149048194 >>149048222 >>149048367
>>149048175
… if you ignore that Danny Phantom’s cosmology is not even building level.

Didn't you get the memo? So we can fire this anti-ecto missile into that portal and destroy the entire Ghost Zone.
Sam and Tucker gasp.
Operative K Prepare for total destruction of the Ghost Zone. No more undocumented specters, and no more annoying Phantom kid.
Sam Tuck, in astrophysics what happens when an entire dimension is suddenly removed from a plane of existence.
Tucker Easy. The whole dimensional structure becomes unstable and…kafluey.
Sam Well the Ghost Zone is the flip side of our realm. If it goes, we go. We've gotta get Danny.

cker So, that was a novelty rocket?
Sam I guess a weapon that destroys stuff in that reality just makes a gooey mess in this reality.

An β€œanti ecto” missile was once used to β€œblow up” the Ghost Zone when it detonated in the real world, it didn’t even destroy a room.
Anonymous No.149048195
Anonymous No.149048203 >>149048210
>>149046981
Sonic beats Goku btw
Anonymous No.149048210 >>149048229
>>149048203
Kratos beats Composite Sonic btw
Anonymous No.149048221 >>149048268
>>149047805
incredible how nothing of that applies to simon but DOES apply to reimu
Anonymous No.149048222 >>149048367
>>149048194
It should be an achievement to make a cosmology so weak that blowing up an entire dimension connected to another dimension doesn’t even inflict wall level damage.
Anonymous No.149048224 >>149048317
>>149048184
...'he' being Barbatos and the fodder being Knull, the Snack of Barbatos.
Anonymous No.149048229
>>149048210
Billy Hatcher mogs Kratos
Anonymous No.149048234 >>149048268
So does Tom have some crazy wanks thanks for Gacha slop and anime spin offs? I feel like Coyete has this in the bag because the Roadrunner is leagues more powerful than Jerry.
Anonymous No.149048239 >>149048485
>>149047805
Incredible how all of this applies to Simon yet NONE of it applies to Reimu.
Anonymous No.149048268 >>149048278 >>149048402 >>149048459
>>149048234
Yeah The Gacha has some bullshit about destroying or absorbing 5 heavens or something. But even Base Tom has an arguable star level feat because He lifted the Sun once
>>149048221
Post Zun not using AI sloppa for his upcoming game
Anonymous No.149048278
>>149048268
I-I-I can’t!!!
Anonymous No.149048297 >>149048337
>>149048059
Is that sign some evil technology from the dark universe or something?
Anonymous No.149048303
Anonymous No.149048317 >>149048334 >>149048350
>>149048224
...thought Barbatos as his last thoughts were dedicated to the utter embarassing loss he had just suffered at the hands of Knull.
Anonymous No.149048323 >>149048348 >>149048505
>Madoka victims are infighting again
Anonymous No.149048334
>>149048317
...because he's too weak.
Anonymous No.149048335 >>149048348
>Madoka victimizers are infighting again
Anonymous No.149048337
>>149048297
Maybe. Or it could be one of the Empty Hand's traps. Or some remainder uncarried by a Mathmagician of Anti-Life. Or Reverse-Flash in sign form. Or maybe a White Martian. Idk
Anonymous No.149048346
>>149048175
>>149048169
Oh no no no! VsbwBITCHES, our cope?!
Anonymous No.149048348
>>149048323
Canon.
>>149048335
Headcanon.
Anonymous No.149048350 >>149048468
>>149048317
...is the last thought Knull had as he and his entire universe was devoured by Barbatos.
Anonymous No.149048367 >>149048379 >>149048422
>>149048194
>>149048222
Danny bros...We are frauds but at least we still beat Jake Shlong
Anonymous No.149048371
In brightest day, in blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
let those who worship evil's might
Beware, my power!

GREEN LANTERN'S LIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.149048379 >>149048381 >>149048422
>>149048367
>danny tranny can only think of beating shlongs
Checks out.
Anonymous No.149048381
>>149048379
No lies detected.
Anonymous No.149048402 >>149048474
>>149048268
>But even Base Tom has an arguable star level feat because He lifted the Sun once
When the fuck did he do that?
Anonymous No.149048422
>>149048367
>>149048379
that's Jake LONG you faggots
Anonymous No.149048434
>Base Tom is a thing now
Kek
Anonymous No.149048459
>>149048268
Don't you dare use the AI argument against us. That's low even for /dbg/ standards!
Anonymous No.149048462 >>149048474 >>149048476
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN "BASE TOM". DOES HE HAVE SOME LESSER KNOWN FORM WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT
Anonymous No.149048468 >>149048520
>>149048350
...in the movie Knull had produced as an alternate retelling of the time he obliterated Barbatos and the DC omniverse.
Anonymous No.149048470
>2-Adoka
Anonymous No.149048474 >>149048488 >>149048676 >>149048854
>>149048402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXy-nlyOD-Y Skip to 7:38
>>149048462
Tom can transform and he has all those retarded forms in the Gacha
Anonymous No.149048475
>They don't know about Tom: Forma El Gato Blanco
Anonymous No.149048476 >>149048488
>>149048462
Yeah? Tom always had a shitload of different forms. Excluiding the chink xianxia stuff. There was always his several muscular forms.
Anonymous No.149048479
White men Vs Cuckolding fetish
Who wins?
Anonymous No.149048485
>>149048239
Lie detected.
Anonymous No.149048488 >>149048549
>>149048474
>>149048476
post em
Anonymous No.149048501 >>149048587
>149048120
congrats on 23 pages dedicated to your obsession on desuarchives
Anonymous No.149048505 >>149048514 >>149048534 >>149049671
>>149048323
A single Xeelee nightfighter
>B-BUH CONCEPT ERAS-
A single Xeelee nightfighter
Anonymous No.149048514
>>149048505
...loses to madoka.
Anonymous No.149048520 >>149048603
>>149048468
...which only existed in Knull's head, as Barbatos devoured him and his entire universe.
Anonymous No.149048534
>>149048505
Madoka definetly curb stomps the xeleee. Unless they can put her in the 4D cuck shed like they did with humanity.
Anonymous No.149048537
>BEGGARdoka
Anonymous No.149048538 >>149048564 >>149048801
Sonicbros...
Anonymous No.149048543 >>149048569
>Death Battlefags just now finding out FTL is an immediate multiverse buster
Anonymous No.149048549 >>149048605 >>149048625
>>149048488
Black Tom makes his opponents experience Bad luck and totally scales to Black Frieza
Anonymous No.149048554
>AI jobs to a game for children
ohnonono...
Anonymous No.149048564 >>149048594
>>149048538
Sonic does beat Goku THOUGH.
Anonymous No.149048569 >>149048591
>>149048543
No wonder Touhou is so strong, even the fodder fairies reach MFTL+ on a bad day while downplayed
Anonymous No.149048587 >>149049019 >>149049038
>>149048501
>he read 23 pages of spam just to say this
Obsessed
Anonymous No.149048591
>>149048569
n-no that doesn't count...
Anonymous No.149048594
>>149048564
>Running Away
I suppose Sonic is known for his speed
Anonymous No.149048603 >>149048624
>>149048520
...'s leftovers before Knull erased the DC omniverse and Barbatos from existence.
Anonymous No.149048605 >>149048620
>>149048549
>Black Tom makes his opponents experience Bad luck
The coyote is fucked
Anonymous No.149048620 >>149048640
>>149048605
>not his xianxia retarded feats man things made hin won
>not his stupidly good gadgets
>the fact that he amplifies the coyote already dog shit lucks was the thing that made him win
Funny.
Anonymous No.149048624 >>149048698
>>149048603
...in Knull's mind alone as he and his entire omniverse slip into the gullet of Barbatos!
Anonymous No.149048625 >>149048653
>>149048549
got more
Anonymous No.149048640
>>149048620
I think it would be fitting. Most of the time I'd call bullshit but bad luck is his thing.
Anonymous No.149048653 >>149048734
>>149048625
Ice Tom gives him Ice powers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD55AgtZh_s
Anonymous No.149048676
>>149048474
>Tom gets tree scaling
This isn't fair
Anonymous No.149048698 >>149048859
>>149048624
...in a delusion Barbatos had as in reality he laid dying after Knull glanced in the general direction of Barbatos.
Anonymous No.149048707 >>149048746 >>149051271
supermansisters....
not like this...
Anonymous No.149048713 >>149048811 >>149048935
>>149048064
Apparently Dragon Ball isn't either because how acausality works in XS in the same way it does in Dragon Ball and they still are present or can affect all the erased and acausal timelines.
>>149047852
How it works is if you go FTL not only do you erase or change the future, but you also break or destroy any branching alternate timelines after the point you went to.

So you could theoretically go back to the big bang and just stop it essentially destroying every last possible timeline/universe that would have emerged from it.

Wally West is basically just on par (or stronger) than a Xeelee, all the same arguments.
Anonymous No.149048734
>>149048653
>"white lantern" tom is an actual possibility
Anonymous No.149048746 >>149048827
>>149048707
GVS4 will have Goku win because it will be interesting
Anonymous No.149048801 >>149048827
>>149048538
Super Sonic is a fraud. He loses mario, Goku, Popeye, and Superman.
Anonymous No.149048811 >>149048978
>>149048713
Can Xeelee speed steal?
Not Liam Swan No.149048827 >>149048845 >>149048955 >>149049087
>>149048746
But nolimitsman has NO LIMITS!!! He can do anything!!!
>>149048801
Obviously, what's a popular match up he wins, Megaman?
Anonymous No.149048845
>>149048827
Anonymous No.149048854
>>149048474
>Tom can leap to the sun in less than a second and effortlessly lift it up
Coyotebros...
Anonymous No.149048859
>>149048698
...which was only a delusion of Knull's as he lay digesting within the stomach of Barbatos!
Anonymous No.149048914 >>149048941 >>149049004 >>149049433 >>149049662 >>149049688 >>149049779
What the fuck is Xeelee even about
Anonymous No.149048935
>>149048713
>>149047852
>time travel power stronger than time travel that also exists in the verse
>can travel to a panel of the Big Bang if That is drawn somewhere, beyond causality or retcons
Anonymous No.149048941
>>149048914
an anon's schizofiction
Anonymous No.149048955
>>149048827
Most of his popular match-ups are with other speedsters or Megaman. And he beats Megaman, so not much.
Anonymous No.149048978
>>149048811
Dunno
Anonymous No.149049004
>>149048914
It's 40k but written by an autist with a math degree
Anonymous No.149049019
>>149048587
>click 'go to oldest'
>check page number
not exactly 'reading'.
Anonymous No.149049038
>>149048587
also, sorry you felt called out, kaijufag
Anonymous No.149049087 >>149050427
>>149048827
Yeah Sonic wins that, but canon mega man is only planet level with absolute max wank, pretty sure he jobs to all of his matchups except Beck
Anonymous No.149049328
>OhNoSpammer melty
Anonymous No.149049433
>>149048914
It's basically just a big space war story about a super advanced humanity trying (and failing) to fight what is essentially Q from Star Trek as those guys fight other cosmic god beings for control of the universe.
In practice it's more just grimdark torture porn and things like compelling characters are almost entirely disregarded for the sake of describing in detail the logistics, "science" and setting for said space war.
Anonymous No.149049583 >>149049618
Tom may or not have conceptual/law manip.
Anonymous No.149049618
>>149049583
here we go again
Anonymous No.149049662
>>149048914
He got mad at Goku crying next to him as a baby and now wants to kill him because of it.
Anonymous No.149049671 >>149049679
>>149048505
… jobs to antimatter.
Anonymous No.149049679 >>149049705
>>149049671
They were OUTERVERSAL birds btw
Anonymous No.149049680
>>149047580
I do this feat casually when facing the window every morning, I could blitz every /dbg/cuck.
Anonymous No.149049688
>>149048914
Xeelee are a bunch of overhyped faggots that get their asses beat by anti matter birds that job to black holes.
Anonymous No.149049705 >>149049715 >>149049773 >>149049799
>>149049679
>They were OUTERVERSAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T THROW A BLACK HOLE ST ME MY ANTIMATTER CAN’T SAVE ME FROM GETTING FUCKED UP BY A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.149049715
>>149049705
Kratos Wins Again Bitch, megaman solos shitlee
Anonymous No.149049717
>>149047705
>AP
Means nothing when my character's passives (which his profile lists no resistance to) curbstomps him.
Anonymous No.149049732 >>149049766
>The beyond dimensions beyond universes beyond space and time beyond reality Xeelee when a single antimatter bird lightly grazes one of their ships
Anonymous No.149049766
>>149049732
You know those birds come from the end of the universe?
Anonymous No.149049773 >>149049809
>>149049705
Merely pretending
Anonymous No.149049779 >>149049803
>>149048914
No one knows. No one read the fucking books. It's wanked in vs battle precisely because no one can get through the tedium of the books to fact check. It's something about antimatter birds that live in stars eating Q aliens or some shit like that.
Anonymous No.149049792
BOUNDLESS
BIRDS
Anonymous No.149049799 >>149049816
>>149049705
Shut up Otto.
Anonymous No.149049803
>>149049779
It's just a book about Quantum Mechanics cosmology that borders on parody sometimes.
I like them cause they frame cosmology fights very well.
Anonymous No.149049808 >>149049836 >>149050273
>antimatter
Holy shit, so Master Chief with a Binary Rifle solos the Xeelee?
Anonymous No.149049809 >>149049855
>>149049773
Why can’t the β€œmultiversal” Xeelee just make those birds poof out of the end of the universe?
Anonymous No.149049816
>>149049799
I haven't seen you in awhile shut up otto anon how are you doing?
Anonymous No.149049820 >>149049891
>>149047805
He's so fucking STRONG bros....
Anonymous No.149049836
>>149049808
>NOOOOO MASTER CHIEF PLEASE DON'T FRAUD CHECK MY SETTING AIEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.149049837
>Superman jobs to BOUNDLESS Emus
>Goku jobs to BOUNDLESS Elephants
>Kratos jobs to BOUNDLESS bears
>Xeelee jobs to BOUNDLESS birds
Perhaps we all arent so different...
Anonymous No.149049855 >>149049921
>>149049809
Anti-matter is considered outverversal, at the pinnacle of what is basically reality warping and information manipulation they couldn't do shit but slow them down with a black hole.
>That [Anti-feat] was OUTERVERSAL
But unironically this time
Anonymous No.149049859 >>149049901
>Xeelee: we can do WHATEVER we want can make constructs larger than the UNIVERSE we can distort the very LAWS of PHYSICS reality is our PLAYTHING we RULE over TIME!
>Also Xeelee: Get their asses beat so hard by antimatter birds that they literally can’t do anything to change the course of fate and end up getting wiped out, the best they can do is let humanity escape to a different universe
Anonymous No.149049867 >>149049887 >>149049889
>multiversal walmarts
>5D trees
>12D cities
>outerversal layered mountains
>infinite speed bears
>boundless birds
Anonymous No.149049887
>>149049867
>what Kratos sees when he steps outside his house every morning
Anonymous No.149049889
>>149049867
CHADnimals are strong...
Anonymous No.149049891
>>149049820
they fear the DRILL
Anonymous No.149049901
>>149049859
They're 1-B, yes.
Anonymous No.149049915
Outerversal sized black holes, outerversal sized antimatter birds
Anonymous No.149049921 >>149049941 >>149049955
>>149049855
Black Holes creation / destruction is a fodder feat though, if that can slow them down then those birds are fucking FRAUDS
Anonymous No.149049922
THEY'RE FUCKING BIRDS
Anonymous No.149049929 >>149049942 >>149050088
Anonymous No.149049941 >>149049953 >>149050061
>>149049921
It doesn’t just slow them down, black holes flat out kill them, multiversal my ASS
Anonymous No.149049942
>>149049929
On no he won’t go 3-0….
Anonymous No.149049953
>>149049941
Bird bros...
Anonymous No.149049955 >>149049982
>>149049921
Fair, but this is the IRL definition of a black hole though.
>Sitting in a the event horizon slows time to a total stand still
>Folds you into 0D
>eats infinite energy and mass
>Rips your quarks out at the atomic level
black holes in other stories are kinda jobbers.
Anonymous No.149049982
>>149049955
I mean impressive, but not so much more than some other bullshit in fictional settings.
Anonymous No.149050058
>>149046831 (OP)
Tom gets lo different by a he'll hound while Coyote is one of the most powerful characters in the series.
Anonymous No.149050061 >>149050142 >>149050568
>>149049941
This is a setting written by a mathfag so mutliverses are less impressive than black holes and black holes might as well be eldritch abominations
Anonymous No.149050073
no fucking way
Anonymous No.149050088
>>149049929
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QNYT9wVwQ8A&pp=ygUNU3RheSB3aXRoIG1lIA%3D%3D
Anonymous No.149050142 >>149050151 >>149050188 >>149050295
>>149050061
So you mean to tell me ANYONE who can overpower a black hole that functions like a black hole is stronger than the entire Xeelee verse?
Anonymous No.149050151
>>149050142
Post some verses then, with feats btw.
Anonymous No.149050188
>>149050142
I'm trying to think of a good example, but it's hard.
Oh yeah, do you know when Touhou yeeted a """"star"""" at a town?

When you compare sci-fi to fantasy you have this weird situation where feat's you think are impressive are unimpressive in the other verse and it goes both ways.

You could list a ton of people in fiction blowing up black holes, but most of the time none of those were "real" black holes. But if we take it at face value? I guess they did something Xeelee would think is pretty crazy.

Then you have Barry at high 1-A, but his powers are basically just the bargain bin version of Xeelee time travel.

It's very confusing, and I only brought it up to talk about mutliverses. I can think of like 7 verses that fold Xeelee.
Anonymous No.149050191 >>149050644
>Simon vs Kyle on the left
>Tom vs Wile in the middle
>Ash and what kind of looks like Yugi on the right
I guess we have our next episode then?
Anonymous No.149050236 >>149050272
You now remember that STTGL is bigger than entire universes and our very own galaxy has over 100 million black holes in it.
Anonymous No.149050272 >>149050362 >>149050370
>>149050236
And yet they could theoretically blink Simon out of existence by pre-emptively erasing the multiverses that allowed him to be so powerful.

Yet they would collectively shit their pants when something that huge enters their verse.

It's a funny interaction.
Anonymous No.149050273
>>149049808
yes because Chief has beaten "THE ENDLESS" or whatever they were called
Anonymous No.149050295 >>149050316
>>149050142
Sounds like Abeloth’s about to get a free win
Anonymous No.149050316
>>149050295
EUKINGS…
Anonymous No.149050340
I do like TTGL tough, completely washes fucking DC. I actually watched it after.
Anonymous No.149050362 >>149050393
>>149050272
considering it's a sentient infinite multiverse, I don't know if they'll be able to get them all at once. I don't know much about xeelee but I doubt they can do much against this, plus Simon can theoretically just say "no" to existence erasure
Anonymous No.149050370 >>149050393
>>149050272
Simon literally beat someone who has existence erasure as a power
Anonymous No.149050381
>>149047063
This guy legit has no real fans whatsoever,it's sad
Anonymous No.149050383 >>149050409 >>149050787 >>149051025 >>149051145 >>149051283
Anonymous No.149050393 >>149050441
>>149050362
>>149050370
I frankly haven't thought about it that much. If Simon has like type 4 acausality he could probably win.
Anonymous No.149050409 >>149051088
>>149050383
This happened to him in Watchmen and he just regenerated
Anonymous No.149050427
>>149049087
Mega Man beats Ryu pretty handily. I've also seen Jenny Wakeman for him, though I'm not familiar with her show so I don't know who wins.
Anonymous No.149050441 >>149050482
>>149050393
from what I've learned in past threads is that STTGL canonically is above dimensions and time. I think it even says so in the art book. So by that logic, if Simon reaches that form before they can take any necessary actions, they might just be getting drilled. It's spiral power. I don't have to explain shit.
Anonymous No.149050469
You're all going to the wafflehouse parking lot
Anonymous No.149050475 >>149050509
>By the FACE GOD, GIORNO? GIORNO GIOVANNA, the EL CAPO of PASSIONE, from the global hit JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE, which has had INFINITELY more cultural impact than my OWN SERIES?!? What are you DOING here? HUH?!? You’re gonna use GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM to DRAIN me of ALL my WILLPOWER, rendering me unable to use Lagann to ANY capacity, reducing my power level below that of a FARMER WITH A SHOTGUN?!?THEN, you’re gonna get my RAGS OFF, then use your stand to grow a bamboo plant to grow INTO ME, skewering me ALIVE?!? Then with me held in place, you’re going to FUCK Yoko right in FRONT of me, while using GER to open my eyes each time I try to look away?!? THEN you’re gonna use GER to undo NIA’S DEATH, after I EXPLICITLY SAID I wouldn’t do it, and then have her fall in LOVE WITH YOU FOR SAVING HER LIFE, while she SPITS in my FACE for leaving her for DEAD?!? THEN you’re gonna bring BRO back to life TOO, AND YOUR FRIEND BRUNO?!? And then you’re gonna have Bruno use ZIPPER MAN to put ZIPPER on BRO’S BALLS, which Bruno then proceeds to FUCK IN FRONT OF ME like some BOTCHED TRANNY PORN?!? THEN you’re gonna MUDAMUDAMUDA me for 7 WHOLE PAGES, putting me into a KEK LOOP, FORCING me to watch my WIFE, BRO, and BRO’s WIFE get FUCKED IN FRONT OF ME by EVERY POSSIBLE MAN IN THE MULTIVERSE?!? OVER and OVER, for ALL ETERNITY, even AFTER Pucci resets the UNIVERSE?!? WELL, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM, BUT A HUGE KEK?!? GIGA YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.149050481
When did you realize that Bardock was written to be the loser in his fight with Nolan? I was in denial for most of it, but I should have realized that the framing of Bardock as an invader kinda marked him for it. Especially when the soundtrack dropped ahead of the fight and it was more of an Omni-Man song than a Bardock one.
Anonymous No.149050482 >>149050550
>>149050441
>from what I've learned in past threads is that STTGL canonically is above dimensions and time
Xeelee have defeated transcendent things, can negate dimensionality and Time transcendence and even abstract existence.

However, those entities had low Acasuality type 4, and from vs battles it seems like he has high type 4 acausality so I would say their heavy weapons (Anti-xeelee) probably can't do shit to him at that point in time.
Anonymous No.149050509 >>149050586
>>149050475
>Anime Joker victim babble
Anonymous No.149050550 >>149050633
>>149050482
the idea of Simon being the first human to make the Xeelee feel powerless, angry, and even baffled is extremely fitting and cinematic as a concept.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149050568
>>149050061
>and black holes might as well be eldritch abominations
i mean, he is not wrong
Anonymous No.149050571 >>149050584
I AM…… OBESE!!!!!
Anonymous No.149050584
>>149050571
we know
Anonymous No.149050586 >>149050604
>>149050509
…but enough about Sweet Tooth
Anonymous No.149050604 >>149050627
>>149050586
...'s accurate vision allowing him to see the death battle where Giorna got gaped by Joker
Anonymous No.149050627 >>149050678
>>149050604
…his vision of Bizarroworld, that is.
Anonymous No.149050633 >>149050655
>>149050550
The Xeelee aren’t the bad guys and outside of their pants shitting moment over something larger than the observable universe being summoned by Simon they would leave him alone unless provoked or try and get him to help them beat up the Photino Birds that want to make life in incompatible for baryonic life (read: everything that isn’t a Photino Bird)
Anonymous No.149050644
>>149050191
>Tom vs Wile in the middle
I can't see them
Anonymous No.149050655 >>149050691 >>149050713 >>149050770 >>149051324
>>149050633
>The Xeelee aren’t the bad guys
then who the hell is the bad guy here. sorry that's on me for not knowing but I thought they enslaved humanity
Anonymous No.149050678 >>149050711
>>149050627
...Bizzaroworld which happens to also be the nickname of our actual world, where it happened
Anonymous No.149050691 >>149050803
>>149050655
No those are most of the other aliens in the Xeelee, the Xeelee themselves are benign, albeit so far above humanity that they barely acknowledge their existence until humanity starts picking dights with them, something that’s entirely the fault of humans since they ended up becoming an even worse version of Warhammer’s Imperium of Man.
Anonymous No.149050711 >>149050728
>>149050678
…to not occur in this main timeline.
Anonymous No.149050713 >>149050803
>>149050655
The photino birds are essentially the equivalent of the anti-spiral in XS and the xeelee would be the closest to Simon

Humans attack a single nightifghter at the center of the milkyway before they turn into the transcendence (an amalgamation of every human that could have potentially exist in every Multiverse, logical or not) then this gets the Xeelee to notice them and phone in to the snti-xeelee to delete them.
The Xeelee was making a ring at the center of the universe to allow itself and all of the alien life (including humans) to escape the doomed universe that photino birds made of foreign unimaginable matter they could not control were essentially causing a big rip on, but in every timeline at once
Anonymous No.149050728 >>149050757
>>149050711
...I say filled with copium since it did in fact happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqVUqZxyw3c
Anonymous No.149050757
>>149050728
Giornobros…
Anonymous No.149050770 >>149050803
>>149050655
The Photino Birds, who would probably kill Simon without even realizing he ever existed.
Anonymous No.149050787
>>149050383
Metal "NLF" Shitnic...
Anonymous No.149050803
>>149050691
>>149050713
>>149050770
that makes more sense. I could see team dai-gurren helping them. Leeron and Leyte would probably help those guys out to make handling those dumbass birds easier
Anonymous No.149051021 >>149051048 >>149051064
So tom is winning right? It looks like he has better strength and similar speed without tools and wil E relies on them with his shit luck
Anonymous No.149051025 >>149051068
>>149050383
>Give me Solaris scaling, this is base Cell I am dealing with
Anonymous No.149051048 >>149051068 >>149051087
>>149051021
>similar speed
Tom can keep up with Road Runner? They said Coyote is only slightly slower than him.
Anonymous No.149051064 >>149051101
>>149051021
It’s more that Tom has better hax in terms of 4th wall breaking antics, literal immortality, and causality manipulation. Not much that Wile can do at that point. Tom doesn’t even need the Xianxia scaling from the Chinese mobile game to even win and I doubt it’ll be touched upon in the actual analysis.
Anonymous No.149051068 >>149051087 >>149051125
>>149051048
Oh yeah good point, what is road runners top speed because Tom could reach the sun in a few seconds so it could come out close or slightly less
>>149051025
The comments on the fan battle video is pure seethe, it's a little funny
Anonymous No.149051087 >>149051117
>>149051048
>>149051068
Knowing DB, they’ll just equalize their speed since they did that for Kratos and Asura

Tom takes everything else though
Anonymous No.149051088
>>149050409
Silly anon, Sonicfags can’t read
Anonymous No.149051101 >>149051148
>>149051064
>It’s more that Tom has better hax in terms of 4th wall breaking antics, literal immortality, and causality manipulation.
Literally how lmao
Anonymous No.149051112 >>149051149
>FAGGOT ISLAND!
Anonymous No.149051117
>>149051087
DB only equalized speed for Kratosura so Kratos could retain his fraudulent win.
Anonymous No.149051125 >>149051354
>>149051068
Yeah. It's crazy that the video got fewer views than its debunk, could you imagine that happening to a Death Battle episode?
Anonymous No.149051127 >>149051231
>Uh Dr. Weird? You said the punch line before I even fed you the begining.
>IT'S FINE, NO ONE EVEN PAYS ATTENTION IN THESE THREADS
Anonymous No.149051145
>>149050383
Metal copying that jobber's bio data would make him weaker actually
Anonymous No.149051148 >>149051354 >>149052222
>>149051101
>Can break out of the tv screen into the real world and turn it into a cartoon with a snap of his fingers
>Has 9 canon lives and if he loses all of them, he can just somehow enter Hell to reclaim them again
>Multiple ways and methods of manipulate probability to amplify Wile’s already shit luck; the most straightforward of which is to just paint himself completely black which gives anyone in his vicinity a passive bad luck debuff
Anonymous No.149051149
>>149051112
>no xeelee
Shit meme try again
Anonymous No.149051169
I won't lie, I was hoping for Hiro/Baymax vs Hiccup/Toothless to win the polls even though I knew that was a small possibility. But they actually got me a little hyped to see this fight. Granted Tom vs Wile was actually my second pick because it does sound like a fun episode.

Hiro/Hiccup just happened to be my last most wanted matchup
Anonymous No.149051173 >>149051183 >>149051187 >>149051211 >>149052460
Is Sylvester outclassed by both?
Anonymous No.149051183 >>149052383
>>149051173
Sylvester is basically just Tom if he had Wile’s bad luck, anon
Anonymous No.149051187 >>149052383
>>149051173
Vastly
Anonymous No.149051209 >>149051342
How much are you willing to bet Zaslav will be listed as one of Coyote's weaknesses?
Anonymous No.149051211 >>149051240 >>149052383
>>149051173
Sylvester doesn't have any of the arsenal they both possess and he doesn't have any of the BS 4th breaks Tom has.

Really like the anon above said, he's pretty much an average cartoon cat with probably more shit luck than Wile. I almost never see that Cat win
Anonymous No.149051231
>>149051127
Kek
Anonymous No.149051235 >>149051256
>>149046831 (OP)
M Bison vs Athena Asamiya when dangit
Anonymous No.149051240
>>149051211
>Really like the anon above said, he's pretty much an average cartoon cat with probably more shit luck than Wile.
Nah, Silvester jobs because well..He is a jobber. The Coyote jobs because he is incompetent, and has horrendous luck.
Anonymous No.149051256 >>149051305
>>149051235
Kill yourself listroon.
Anonymous No.149051271
>>149048707
>James Gunn doesnt care about consistency about how strong his characters are

He is indeed a perfect Superman writer.
Anonymous No.149051283
>>149050383
Why didnt Metal Sonoc do this to Bowser?
Anonymous No.149051291 >>149051294 >>149051296 >>149051334 >>149051359 >>149051385 >>149051390 >>149051391 >>149051889
Unironically who do you think is Sonic's best opponent?

>Mario
>Goku
>Flash
Anonymous No.149051294
>>149051291
Mario.
Anonymous No.149051296 >>149051347 >>149051390 >>149051471
>>149051291
Who cares about that mary sue blue furry?

What is Morrigan's best MU
Anonymous No.149051305 >>149051347
>>149051256
Sorry bud, but Athena vs Bison is eternal
Anonymous No.149051324 >>149051367 >>149051592
>>149050655
Ignore the retards that keeps calling the Photino Birds anti-matter. They're dark matter (non-baryonic) creatures that don't interact normally with regular (baryonic) matter or electromagnetic radiation. The Photino Birds are antagonistic to all baryonic life and the universe because their existance and life cycle actively makes the universe uninhabitable because of how they feed off Stars and thus interrupt stellar evolution - making the universe only viable for non-baryonic entities (the Photino Birds)

The Xeelee can't actually beat them and have to create a megastructure that will allow them and all surviving life in the universe to escape into a different universe / reality where the Photino Birds can't follow, leaving the Photino Birds to inhabit the dying universe.
Anonymous No.149051334
>>149051291
Mario again. But they already did Eggman v Bowser this season so it will have to wait.
Anonymous No.149051342 >>149051850
>>149051209
Who?
Anonymous No.149051347
>>149051296
>>149051305
>Descarga
LATINXtroon…
Anonymous No.149051354 >>149051368
>>149051125
Genuine question does Metal Sonic even Have anything for Cell? Besides Speed which I'm not even sure he takes, he just leeches off Solaris.
>>149051148
Yup Tom Wins
Anonymous No.149051359
>>149051291
After Mario, Goku.
Anonymous No.149051367
>>149051324
>The Photino Birds are antagonistic to all baryonic life and the universe because their existance and life cycle actively makes the universe uninhabitable because of how they feed off Stars and thus interrupt stellar evolution
These things sound like somewhat more eldritch Ginbuster Space Monsters.
Anonymous No.149051368 >>149051391 >>149051394
>>149051354
He has ability copying, but like db did clarify he copies a weaker version and can only copy 1 select ability at a time. Like he can’t get silver’s tk but he can get his dizziness inducement
Anonymous No.149051385
>>149051291
Bro, Game Sonic is not even stronger than Archie Sonic (yet). Why should he fight the fucking Flash?
Anonymous No.149051390 >>149051459
>>149051291
He has the most chemistry with Flash, but if he got a fourth episode I'd probably go with Goku
>>149051296
I've seen Etna from Disgaea and Bayo suggested for her, but Darkstalkers is never getting another episode ever again, hope you liked Jon Talbain vs Sabrewulf
Anonymous No.149051391
>>149051291
Mario then Flash then Goku, I personally don't like it because the only things Goku and Sonic have in common are their superforms and the fact Shadow and Trunks are based of Vegeta and Trunks
>>149051368
To be fair doesn't cell have a similar thing? Like after he explodes he somehow learns Goku's IT
Anonymous No.149051394 >>149051495 >>149053465
>>149051368
He could timestop once as Metal Overlord. It wasn’t enough to beat Zero so I doubt Cell couldn’t tank it too
Anonymous No.149051424 >>149051444 >>149051450
Jokes aside the fact Sonic could speedblitz Reverse Flash with a chaos emerald in their crossover, is the best speed scaling the verse has ever had.
Legit Sonic’s only hope of beating a flash if db sees that and says β€œchaos control now makes you faster than Flash”
Anonymous No.149051444
>>149051424
>Your best scaling comes from the verse that fraudchecked you
Ouch, imagine the humiliation
Anonymous No.149051450 >>149051469
>>149051424
>Jokes aside the fact Sonic could speedblitz Reverse Flash with a chaos emerald in their crossover, is the best speed scaling the verse has ever had.
If you want to get into retarded toon force powers. Sonic is so fast that he can't be drawn.
Anonymous No.149051459
>>149051390
>I've seen Etna from Disgaea and Bayo suggested for her, but Darkstalkers is never getting another episode ever again, hope you liked Jon Talbain vs Sabrewulf
So she gets stomped by either MUH FEATS, or MUH LOre. Okay.
Anonymous No.149051466 >>149051489 >>149051903 >>149051913 >>149051919
>"post X destroying an Y"
Retarded shitposting made by people who fundamentally don't understand the concept of AP!
No wonder this place will never be acknowledged by the Death Battle communities, you lack the basics of Powerscaling needed to formulate boundless arguments
This video will enlighten some of you
https://youtu.be/3z8Muq6q-H8?si=CZoJ_cq77uwuR-JA
Anonymous No.149051469
>>149051450
>the artist had to draw him running away
FRAUD
Anonymous No.149051471
>>149051296
Dizzy from Guilty Gear.
Anonymous No.149051489
>>149051466
Buy an ad
Anonymous No.149051495
>>149051394
It didn't matter against Zero because he could resist and use time stop himself. And in a death battle setting, I doubt that stopping time would do anything when they put fucking super saiyan 1 goku at immeasurable speeds
Anonymous No.149051592 >>149051677
>>149051324
For perspective, it seems like Xeelee have nigh type 2 informational manipulation in configuration space.

Meaning that they can essentially see every possible universe in bulk space and manipulate it at will. Essentially being in total control of and capable of manipulating all matter, universal conditions, universal constants, across all of space and time since the moment the big bang shit out anything close to existence and they are still incapable of doing anything to them.

They have a machine that can take eternity to find the answer to a question and they asked it "how do we defeat the photino birds" and it sent the answer back in time saying that they couldn't.

They essentially have total control over Einstein definition of "Fate" and it doesn't matter
Anonymous No.149051677
>>149051592
Yeah basically.

The answer to dealing with the Photino Birds was to pack up and leave for a place where there are no Photino Birds and leave them to their devices.
Anonymous No.149051776 >>149051809 >>149051834
What is the actual strongest first in fiction. And i mean in a Non-shitpost fashion. Which verse has the strongest capital G god
It'd have to be either be Yogg-Sothoth or IATIA right? SCP?
Anonymous No.149051779 >>149051822
Odds the next time is another already announced match up?
Anonymous No.149051809
>>149051776
Mine.
Anonymous No.149051822
>>149051779
I feel like it's high, I bet it's either aang and gayshit or hulk and godzilla. We know hulkzilla is being worked on right now
Anonymous No.149051834 >>149051864 >>149051910
>>149051776
Yog-Sothoth is LITERALLY everything. Everything and everyone is a part of Yog. I don't know how you're supposed to be stronger than that.
That character you're thinking about right now that could beat him? He's actually part of Yog too.
Anonymous No.149051843 >>149051864
We’ll know the next time this Saturday since Ben is showing Wile vs Tom early at some event btw
Anonymous No.149051850
>>149051342
Guy in charge of Warner Bros right now
Cancelled Coyote's movie (among other things)
Anonymous No.149051853 >>149051867
Enough of this faggotry!!! Talk about something important!! Like the Ass Void and how it insta-kills all kaijus!!!!
Anonymous No.149051864 >>149051887
>>149051834
I'm real, yog is fiction R > F I gape that fodder. With that being said Kingtos also gapes the fraud
>>149051843
Damn so there will probably be spoilers, kind of sad but it is what it is
Anonymous No.149051867 >>149051899 >>149051935
>>149051853
NO! I say we all share our love for giant monster movies
Anonymous No.149051887 >>149051920
>>149051864
Post (You) beating Yog in a fight right now.
Anonymous No.149051889 >>149051940
>>149051291
>3 characters Sonic is brutalized by
Try again
Anonymous No.149051899
>>149051867
My HERO
Anonymous No.149051903 >>149051983
>>149051466
If you need a giant wall of text to β€œprove” that a character is *insert scale here*, then your character PROBABLY isn’t. Just a hunch.
You can get away with it a little bit, but when your argument is about how this guy who has never even destroyed a mountain, much less a planet, can go around destroying *insert big number here* universes, then no. I’m not going to buy it. No matter how many walls of failed middle school math text you post to argue otherwise.
Anonymous No.149051910
>>149051834
That is inside his cosmology though.
Yogg is also Azathoth.

It kinda comes down to cosmology scaling snd absolutely kink zanzibart shcizobabble.
Anonymous No.149051913
>>149051466
Sure, Anon. And Han Solo can tilt his head faster than his own ship can fly, I’m sure…
Anonymous No.149051915 >>149051941 >>149051958
Post a character that could beat Spacebattles-wanker Destiny
Anonymous No.149051919
>>149051466
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
Anonymous No.149051920 >>149051934
>>149051887
I have my own cookbook that gives me outerversal+++++ into boundless Post yogaysloth having a cookbook
Anonymous No.149051933
MarvelCHADS.......REPORT TO ME!!
Anonymous No.149051934 >>149052106
>>149051920
Post your cookbook beating Yog
Anonymous No.149051935 >>149052388
>>149051867
NO!!!! I say we all share our hatred for giant monster faggots and how we want them all dead!!!
Anonymous No.149051940
>>149051889
>brutalized
DB doesn't think so. Mario v Sonic is 1-1 and needs a tiebreaker.
They had Wally v Archie Sonic as very close.
They also had a DB cast putting Sonic on Goku's power level.
Anonymous No.149051941 >>149051987
>>149051915
How much does Spacebattles wank Destiny?
Anonymous No.149051958
>>149051915
If you compartmentalize Morrison from the rest of his contemporaries who didn’t know anything of what he was righting, Gardener and Winnower are equivalent to Superman and Mandrakk respectively (β€œall that is” versus β€œall that is not”), but Snyder, Tynion, and Williamson all ruined that

Now in DC it’s the Light and the Great Darkness instead of Superman vs Mandrakk (or I guess Darkseid now under Williamson). In Marvel TOAA and TOBA, or β€œLifebringer One” vs. β€œAnti-All”.
Anonymous No.149051983 >>149051992 >>149052134
>>149051903
Simonbros...
Anonymous No.149051987
>>149051941
It’s less so Spacebattles as a whole but a couple of people have argued for the Gardener and Winnower (effectively the two abstract entities that created everything in the universe, representing everything and nothing) as the most powerful fictional beings ever, stalemating other Omnipotents to the point where this is basically consensus over there
Anonymous No.149051992
>>149051983
… we’re fine since we can just post STTGL standing over a galaxy.
Anonymous No.149051994 >>149052020
We did it gokubros

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wC7zCZ-M16g
Anonymous No.149051996 >>149052003 >>149053405
Who should be the next character to humiliate the Dragon jobbers?
Anonymous No.149052003 >>149052024
>>149051996
…in a laundry folding competition
Anonymous No.149052005 >>149052018 >>149052038
I'd like to see this to make Mario vs Sonic 3 a bit unique. Problem is Tails does not help Sonic like Luigi does Mario in this
Anonymous No.149052018
>>149052005
Bros demolish Sonic and Tails so badly it's not even close, you're buffing Mario massively and doing nothing for the hedgehog
Anonymous No.149052020
>>149051994
Goku CARRIED that
Anonymous No.149052024 >>149052045
>>149052003
... which Chichi has never lost.
Anonymous No.149052038 >>149052472
>>149052005
Luigi is around Mario's strength. So Sonic should have Shadow.
I think in a 2v2 I'd actually give the edge to Mario and Luigi cause they work together way more often than Sonic and Shadow. Sonic and Tails would just lose cause Tails is weaker.
In a 1v1 Cyber Super Sonic would win it for Sonic.
Anonymous No.149052045
>>149052024
Of course the married woman who does manual labor 24/7 never loses that contest thar’s not a sick burn.
Anonymous No.149052072 >>149052106
Is this matchup good?
Anonymous No.149052097
Soon...
Anonymous No.149052106 >>149052455
>>149051934
I leaked it just for you :D
>>149052072
What version of Kris?
Anonymous No.149052111 >>149052120
>he fled from Batkek AND Madoka
Anonymous No.149052120 >>149052129 >>149052130 >>149052162
>>149052111
...to fight someone much stronger.
Anonymous No.149052129
>>149052120
K, b, c.
Anonymous No.149052130
>>149052120
...and lose yet another matchup.
Anonymous No.149052134 >>149052160 >>149052166 >>149052178 >>149052195 >>149052199 >>149052219 >>149052282
>>149051983
Simon at least has Galaxy feats, which depending on what source your using, were meant to be universes, which can bumps him up to Universal.
And anything above Universal is a bunch of unquantifiable conjecture and headcanon.
At the very least you can see how Simonfags get to the conclusion they do.
It’s when Dragonballfags start insisting characters can destroy more thousands of universes (even though the setting canonically only has 12); or Kratosfags try to convince you the guy who gets mortally wounded by boulders and bears, and needed a whole plan to kickstart Ragnarok can erase 9 billion Universes; that you should just disregard and laugh at them.
Anonymous No.149052160 >>149052289
>>149052134
then you can post him destroying a mountain?
Anonymous No.149052162 >>149052188
>>149052120
I mean yeah Oryx is stronger then Madoka
Anonymous No.149052166 >>149052289
>>149052134
You have never destroyed a universe so I disregard your opinions on universe destruction.
Anonymous No.149052178 >>149052289
>>149052134
>Simon at least has Galaxy feats
He doesn't.
Anonymous No.149052188 >>149052427
>>149052162
>Dies to 6 halo rejects jumping around the place
Jobber
Anonymous No.149052195
>>149052134
Shut up fag, Simon's a bum.
Anonymous No.149052199 >>149052289
>>149052134
>At least multiversal
fixd
Anonymous No.149052219 >>149052289
>>149052134
>disrespecting KINGtos
Be better.
Anonymous No.149052222 >>149052241
>>149051148
He can somehow also change the clothes of the kids when he snapped his fingers but I don’t know how useful that would be
Anonymous No.149052231
Post simon not being a homeless fent addict
Anonymous No.149052239
>Collective Simonvictim melty
Anonymous No.149052241
>>149052222
If he can casually warp reality like that he could probably fuck up Wile's tech. It's not like he was trying to hurt the kids.
Anonymous No.149052282 >>149052659
>>149052134
Nice melty.
Anonymous No.149052284 >>149052755
What's his endgame?
Anonymous No.149052289 >>149052324 >>149052361
>>149052160
Considering he has feats interacting with things at a far greater scale than a mountain, I don’t really need to.

>>149052166
What universes have YOU destroyed then? Faggot.

>>149052178
Then tell me what he and the Anti Spiral were fighting each other with.

>>149052199
On Basic Sanity Reasoning, taking no outside info into account and only what we see of him, Simon is throwing around and fighting with what look like galaxies.
So Simon is, at minimum, Galaxy-Level.

>>149052219
>Posting the guy who got beaten in views and quality by Spawn, the guy who killed him last time
Truly he IS a the King. Of the losing competition!
Anonymous No.149052324 >>149052333 >>149052343 >>149052393
>>149052289
So you can't post him destroying a mountain?
Anonymous No.149052333
>>149052324
I'm afraid I can't, I can only seethe at Kingtos because he broke 2 million views...
Anonymous No.149052343 >>149052364 >>149052440
>>149052324
No, but I can post him smashing through what are, at minimum, galaxies.
Which are a LITTLE bit bigger than mountains.
Anonymous No.149052361
>>149052289
>They're galaxies because...Ughh...THEY JUST ARE OKAY?!?!?!
>Even though it's confirmed and visually they can pass for them
Anonymous No.149052364 >>149052408 >>149052649
>>149052343
So he is incapable of destroying a mountain because he has never displayed the ability to destroy a mountain and without witnessing Simon destroying a mountain he is not capable of destroying a mountain.
Anonymous No.149052383
>>149051183
>>149051187
>>149051211
>Sylvester catching strays
damn...
Anonymous No.149052388
>>149051935
...I don't like your tone.
Anonymous No.149052393
>>149052324
FUAAAAAAARK STOP ASKING ME THIS I CAN'T OK?!?!
Anonymous No.149052408 >>149052490
>>149052364
Why would destroying a mountain be more impressive than destroying a galaxy?
Anonymous No.149052427 >>149052562
>>149052188
those Halo rejects can also beat Madoka
Anonymous No.149052440
>>149052343
>are, at minimum, galaxies.
nope. they aren't galaxies at all, there's no rule that says they HAVE to be at minimum galaxy level.
Anonymous No.149052446 >>149052692
KnullGODS WON!!
Anonymous No.149052455
>>149052106
>What version of Kris?
there's multiple versions? oh, you mean the version in the dark world and the one outside it? probably the former
Anonymous No.149052460
>>149051173
Yeah. Tweety isn't even running away most of the time, he just sits there smuggly knowing either granny or the dog will do the heavy lifting.
Anonymous No.149052472 >>149052479 >>149052534
>>149052038
Cyber Sonic would get beat up by Mario just like regular Super Sonic did. There’s literally zero difference in feats.
Anonymous No.149052479 >>149052492 >>149052534
>>149052472
post Mario being a cuck
Anonymous No.149052490
>>149052408
The mountain is the size of a universe
Anonymous No.149052492
>>149052479
I-I CAN’T!!!
Will you accept an official Sonic writer confirming on twitter that Sonic’s gf cucked him and gave her virginity to a british skunk guy?
Anonymous No.149052534 >>149052668
>>149052472
Super Sonic couldn't even scratch The End
Cyber Sonic one shotted him
>>149052479
Right here. At least Archie Sonic was always getting other girls when Sally was being a slut lol.
Anonymous No.149052562
>>149052427
Post Madoka losing to a destiny raid
Anonymous No.149052578 >>149052600
My hero has never destroyed a mountain okay?! Is that what you wanted to hear?! Stop bringing up mountains.
Anonymous No.149052585 >>149052656
Give kara a good fight that its not just lol Goku vs Superman again
Anonymous No.149052588
Post any character destroying a mountain.
Anonymous No.149052600
>>149052578
ok? why do you want to see Hank Hill destroying a mountain?
Anonymous No.149052614 >>149052633
Post a mountain destroying any character.
Anonymous No.149052633
>>149052614
uhhhhhh mountain bros? I don't think he was supposed to ask that....
Anonymous No.149052646 >>149052648 >>149052672 >>149052681 >>149053168
>>149047255
>>149047418
Gojo would quite honestly KILL Makima in this fashion.
Anonymous No.149052648
>>149052646
That wouldnt kill her tho.
Anonymous No.149052649
>>149052364
>BITCHtos melty
Anonymous No.149052656 >>149052684
>>149052585
>kara
Anonymous No.149052659
>>149052282
>SLOWdinson babble
Anonymous No.149052666
>>149047805
Retard
Anonymous No.149052668 >>149052722 >>149052758
>>149052534
Why do you fee the need to lie?
To beat The End you needed Eggman to hijack Supreme’s rifle and shoot through it. All you did was Ending A where Supreme shoots Super Sonic and Ending B where Supreme shoots Cyber Sonic, with the End dying either time.
There’s no feat upscale from either, meaning either Mario, Luigi, Bowser, or anyone with a Grand Star would still beat up Sonic easily.
Anonymous No.149052672
>>149052646
>[Thing that wouldn't kill Makima] would quite honestly KILL Makima
Gojob fanfiction
Anonymous No.149052681 >>149052724
>>149052646
>Character is supposed to be "THE STRONGEST" in their verse
>Dies
KWAB!
Anonymous No.149052684
>>149052656
Fucking supergirl? REALLY?
Anonymous No.149052691 >>149052699 >>149052708
Real talk, I’m having trouble differentiating these threads from the average thread on /b/
Anonymous No.149052692
>>149052446
...'t escape being devoured by Barbatos!
Anonymous No.149052699
>>149052691
>people agree with me
/co/

>people do not agree with me
/b/
Anonymous No.149052701 >>149052720
>>149048017
It took two flashes giving their all to pierce Hal's construct.
Anonymous No.149052708
>>149052691
Well you're wrong because this place morphed into /dbs/ a long time ago
Anonymous No.149052720
>>149052701
*Barry and Wally holding back as much as they can and even rescuing Hal so he doesn’t get hurt
*nearly broke his ring
Damn, Hal’s so WEAK.
Anonymous No.149052722 >>149052740 >>149052770
>>149052668
Even if you wanted to go with that. Super Sonic 2 still crushes The End all on his own. Cyber Sonic is clearly another form that's even stronger than that.
>easily
lol, DB doesn't think so. They had Bowser being slightly stronger than Eggman, who has nothing as strong as Super Sonic 2 or Cyber Sonic in his arsenal.
Anonymous No.149052724
>>149052681
Canon.
Anonymous No.149052734 >>149052738 >>149052744 >>149052752 >>149052767
>Death Battle march ups
>Dozens of images of one character fucking the others Girlfriend or raping her if it's a woman
What causes this
Anonymous No.149052738
>>149052734
copying /dbs/
Anonymous No.149052740 >>149052798
>>149052722
Super Sonic 2 never beat the end, that’s why he needed Cyber Sonic AND Eggman piloting Supreme’s gun to beat it. Did you even play the game?
Both End-level forms get shit on by Grand Stars (who oneshotted Superform Metal)
Anonymous No.149052744
>>149052734
Intense, and I mean intense, seethe for being fraudchecked
Anonymous No.149052746
Soniccucks still crying after their latest WHUPPING i see, lmao
Anonymous No.149052752
>>149052734
The winner never does this btw
Anonymous No.149052755
>>149052284
All will be revealed in the ASS VOID!
Anonymous No.149052758
>>149052668
Mario with the coin flower or ice power would beat sonic. Those power-up are blatant toon force and Mario can stack 99x
Anonymous No.149052767
>>149052734
the extended hiatus causing all the normal posters to leave + Kratos vs Asura's wait period (not the episode, the fucking wait period) reducing the remaining anons here's IQ causing them all to be retarded
Anonymous No.149052770
>>149052722
>Super Sonic 2 still crushes The End all on his own
No he doesn’t. He only manages to stun Supreme temporarily so Eggman can take control of the gun
Anonymous No.149052779 >>149052782
nikacado's gay lol
Anonymous No.149052782 >>149052788 >>149052802 >>149052811
>>149052779
better gay than cucked
Anonymous No.149052784 >>149053103
Are you guys fucking serious? If you destroy a galaxy you’re obviously destroying mountains as well, countless amounts of them. Same thing if you destroy a planet, you’re destroying mountains by extension unless it’s like a giant giant in which case it’s obviously still implied you can destroy a mountain because planets > mountains.
Anonymous No.149052788
>>149052782
my hero simon is both gay AND a cuck
Anonymous No.149052798 >>149052882 >>149053157
>>149052740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_CRNNN-axY
He obliterated The End. Then transformed one more time and one shotted him. Point to me where The End overpowers Super Sonic 2 in this video.
Anonymous No.149052802 >>149052809 >>149052818
>>149052782
is getting aids better then getting cucked?
Anonymous No.149052809 >>149052812
>>149052802
why do you think nigacado's skinny now?
Anonymous No.149052811
>>149052782
My hero Kyle Rayner is both gay AND a cuck!
Anonymous No.149052812 >>149052822
>>149052809
he was cucked?
Anonymous No.149052818
>>149052802
You don't magically obtain aids by being gay, it's very easy to avoid
Anonymous No.149052822
>>149052812
he let gay aids in his ass
Anonymous No.149052847 >>149052853 >>149052868
Hulk is going to fucking town on Goku on r34 right now.
Anonymous No.149052853 >>149052867
>>149052847
Why do you know this Bejitabro...
Anonymous No.149052867
>>149052853
I wouldn't be surprised if half of the people who upload shit there posted here
Anonymous No.149052868
>>149052847
Too frightened to try his luck on his master Broly huh?
Anonymous No.149052882 >>149052945 >>149052955
>>149052798
It’s become very clear to me you’re divorced from reality, perhaps because you’re crying so hard your brain’s now overheated, so i’ll point it out slowly

He did not β€œobliterate” the end, super sonic 2 gave him a way of fighting back SUPREME, who he knocks into the sky with a kick. The End is the big purple moon behind it, which is untouched and he can’t do anything about.
Then once he *kicked* SUPREME into the air, at 12:46, he needs Eggman and Supreme’s hijacked gun to actually destroy Supreme and then The End.

Super Sonic needs Supreme’s gun to shoot the end. Super Sonic 2 never fought the end and couldn’t either. Cyber Sonic also needed Supreme’s gun to shoot the end. All 3 are sub-end, and sub-bowser.

Come back in 3 years when Sega release a new game and you have more fake made up shit to pathetically lie about, Mario will be bored banging Sally by then i’m sure.
Anonymous No.149052897 >>149052918 >>149053050
Don’t post here unless your cucky hero willingly gave his first kiss to a tranny man as shown in a flashback in Episode 26 of his canon anime
Anonymous No.149052918
>>149052897
FUARK! Is Simon the only db character with this Feat???
Anonymous No.149052945
>>149052882
damn, soniccucks destroyed once again
Anonymous No.149052955 >>149052987 >>149053027
>>149052882
I'm going to write this in baby steps for you.
Super Sonic starts off that boss fight not being able to damage it
Sonic then transforms into SS2
Super Sonic 2 then styles on it.
Meaning Super Sonic 2 and Cyber Sonic are much stronger than regular Super Sonic.
It's that simple. You want to call it ''Supreme'' instead of ''The End'' go ahead retard. it still the same result.
Anonymous No.149052987 >>149052995 >>149053012
>>149052955
>buh-buh it doesn't matter he didn't beat who I said he buh-buh-beat
KEK
Nope, sorry cuck. Super Sonic beat Supreme too. Super Sonic 2 managed nothing else but doing the EXACT SAME SHIT as regular super sonic.

Meaning Sonic still gets beat up and cucked like already.
Anonymous No.149052995
>>149052987
CANON!
Anonymous No.149053012 >>149053064 >>149053158
>>149052987
>Super Sonic beat Supreme too
Clearly NOT the one in the video dumbass lmao. He literally loses as regular Super Sonic in that video. And then wins as Super Sonic 2.
Anonymous No.149053027
>>149052955
>Meaning Super Sonic 2 and Cyber Sonic are much stronger than regular Super Sonic
That's not how a tier system works. If you're 2 or 10 or even 100 points above where you were before you don't get bumped up from wall level to mountain level. In Dragon Ball saiyan forms work on multipliers, like you're 1000x stronger than previous. They don't just say "you're vaguelly stronger now".
If a character doesn't manage to grow in scale compared to before, then the results don't change.
Anonymous No.149053050 >>149053071 >>149053086 >>149053118 >>149053215
>>149052897
YAHOO BELIEVE IT
Anonymous No.149053064 >>149053083 >>149053109
>>149053012
YUP! Super Sonic was too weak to do something, so he needed a new Superform, to do the same shit as he could already do in the other route. Aka, no new powers and no new calcs, just glowy eyes and the same feats as before.
Gets WHUPPED and Cucked by Mario all the same.
Anonymous No.149053071
>>149053050
FUUUAAAAARRRKKKK
Anonymous No.149053083
>>149053064
CANON!
Anonymous No.149053086
>>149053050
Hayabusa victim
Anonymous No.149053103
>>149052784
Is this AI? Watching someone destroy a planet is very distressing.
Anonymous No.149053104 >>149053136
Imagine getting a new superform and it has literally no difference in feats than your regular one. Couldn't be my HERO.
Anonymous No.149053109 >>149053128
>>149053064
Headcanon. That was not the same fight as before. Now you're just arguing with what happened in the game.
Anonymous No.149053118
>>149053050
Naruto bros...
Anonymous No.149053121 >>149053142 >>149053178
Sonic won
Anonymous No.149053128 >>149053157
>>149053109
Same exact character, same exact mech, same exact feat.
Congrats, you went from wall level to 1-brick taller wall level.
Anonymous No.149053136
>>149053104
wrong image
Anonymous No.149053142 >>149053149
>>149053121
Sonic has never kissed Amy.
Amy is implied to have gotten fucked by the Black Guy Crocodile in Archie (His son has pink scales)
Anonymous No.149053149 >>149053154
>>149053142
Sonic only fucks human women
Anonymous No.149053154
>>149053149
Sonic is asexual or gay.
Anonymous No.149053157 >>149053172
>>149053128
>Same exact character
Wrong. You're now just straight lying.
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q66c6uqNZk
Was not the same as this
>>149052798
Anonymous No.149053158 >>149053174
>>149053012
Haha, Mario jumps on Bowser's goofy ass to PLAP Peach alone on the Odyssey
Anonymous No.149053160
Mario > Sonic.
Anonymous No.149053163
>Cuck spam out of nowhere
Kyle lost
Anonymous No.149053168
>>149052646
And he would KISS her in this fashion
Anonymous No.149053172 >>149053208
>>149053157
>Soniccucks can't read
Notice how both of them are called Supreme, anon?
That's cause they're the same exact mech. There's only 4 of them you know. Or you would if you played the game
Anonymous No.149053174 >>149053203
>>149053158
Can you post this cutscene for me coping Mariobab?
Anonymous No.149053178
>>149053121
Reminder Sonic (officially) lost Amy to Mario before.
Anonymous No.149053179 >>149053195 >>149053239
Reminder that "Sonic's" wife got POUNDED by SAVAGE DRAGON whose cock is bigger than Sonic's entire chubby midget body
Anonymous No.149053195 >>149053210
>>149053179
isn't Savage Dragon the guy who's wife got raped by Mickey Mouse?
Anonymous No.149053196 >>149053263
Anonymous No.149053203 >>149053234
>>149053174
https://youtu.be/8EzcfBvaLLg?feature=shared

MAMMA MIA
Anonymous No.149053208
>>149053172
And he can't damage him in the DLC cause he's powered by The End.
Anonymous No.149053210 >>149053224
>>149053195
if true then Mickey Mouse (Sonic's Master and inspiration who he humbly plagiarises) >> Savage Dragon >>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucknic
Anonymous No.149053212 >>149053225
sally is the town, nay, mobius bicycle
Anonymous No.149053213 >>149053220
There is something particularly vile about crossover pairings. I can't quite put my finger on it....

It's not the cuckshit, that's actually mad funny.

It's more like... self insertion. Like I'm not even looking at the character, that isn't their canon personality. I'm looking at a guy, inserting into a character, fucking a female character.
Anonymous No.149053215
>>149053050
It wasn't a kiss though
Anonymous No.149053220 >>149053237
>>149053213
its not complex, its just anons tryin gto say one chara is superior to the other by fucking their wife
Anonymous No.149053224
>>149053210
No lies detected.
Anonymous No.149053225
>>149053212
>Eternal cucknic
Anonymous No.149053234 >>149053280
>>149053203
>Only on the cheek or nose
Jeez, she must think that wop is really gross.
Anonymous No.149053237
>>149053220
Yes, but the reason they want that is they self insert into the character they want to be better.
Anonymous No.149053239 >>149053261
>>149053179
BASED SAVAGE DRAGON makes Sally wet
Anonymous No.149053253 >>149053284 >>149053301
>Sonic's girlfriend gets plowed constantly in his comics by the entire population.
>Meanwhile Mario's comics have Peach and Daisy lusting over him at once.
Anonymous No.149053254
>Goku getting raped by superman
>Gojo getting raped by Makima's dogs
Which should I make.
Anonymous No.149053261
>>149053239
cucknic can't compete with that tall muscled hunk grabbing Sally's underaged cheeks with only two fingers...
SONIC SHOULD JOIN ME IN MY SIMONBUSH! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.149053263
>>149053196
If we're using crossovers then Sonic got a big boost recently.
Anonymous No.149053277 >>149053286
>OH MAN! I JUST GOT THE LIFE EQUATION! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAL!
>ALMIGHTY LIFE ENTITY, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME HAL'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO MAKE MY BRIGHTEST DAY COME TRUE!
>NOW SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE HAL-SAMA'S FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! HE HEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BE.
>NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN HAL'S ASS AND THEN GET PORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM HAL'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! HEHEHE NO TURD SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT! OH, AND GIVE JADE BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL!
>WOW BE. GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE HAL! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE PARALLAX'S WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE WHITE LANTERN BANQUET! BON APPETITE HAL!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW JADE AND MY FRIENDS ARE BACK AT THE WATCHTOWER, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE HER! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD HAL! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BE
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF ARISA IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT'S THE TIME? HUH?? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? WELL THANKS FOR THE TIP, TIME FOR THE BLACKEST NIGHT! AWWW. MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME HAL, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF HAL'S SHIT? OH BOY I'M THE LUCKIEST LANTERN EVER! MHMMFH MA AWW MAN BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!
Anonymous No.149053280
>>149053234
Mario is winking and it's implied to have honeymoon after very game
Anonymous No.149053284 >>149053373
>>149053253
Post Peach kissing Mario on the lips. (I'm actually curious if it's ever happened in official media)
Anonymous No.149053286
>>149053277
K,b,c.
Anonymous No.149053296
>>149053292

>>149053292

>>149053292
Anonymous No.149053301 >>149053346 >>149053503
>>149053253
>sonic gets sally the unfaithful whore or is gay or asexual in comics and his games
>mario gets harem of princesses and girls in comics and rpgs
Anonymous No.149053346 >>149053373
>>149053301
Could you post anyone from Mario's harem kissing him on the lips?
Anonymous No.149053361
>>149046831 (OP)
i was very disappointed to learn that it's not tails gets trolled, but quickly realized it wouldn't be a good fight if it was
Anonymous No.149053373 >>149053395
>>149053284
>>149053346
Peach lipstick marks all over Mario's face including the lips.
>Full sprite shows even more lipstick marks too.
Anonymous No.149053395
>>149053373
Anonymous No.149053405
>>149051996
Piccolo vs The Thing
Anonymous No.149053465
>>149051394
Yeah that would be correct, but β€” some time between MetalZero and Bowsegg β€” Death Battle upgraded Game Super forms to some degree of universal.
Anonymous No.149053503
>>149053301
Even Lady death is in Mario's harem.
Anonymous No.149053509
Anonymous No.149053834
>>149047063
Forgotten in a few years...
Anonymous No.149053878
When will you all learn that Twitter statements and feats don't count. Only what actually happens in the actual story counts. Twitter feats are the equivalent of a Kid playing Army Guys and when they get shot, they go "Uhm aktually I was wearing class 5 power armor so your bullets didn't do anything to me aktually."