fight on sunday
Wile E. preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcZ7fT9jig
Tom preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlWjkJC9veI
Fight preview:
https://streamable.com/hs9lc7
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>>149046840I can't believe Makima did that to him...
>TWO town-level analsluts
>>149046865>Town level Calm down with the Gojo Glazing!
Tom? The Winner.
How do I know? Who knows?
>>149046839You only have the moral views you do because you live in a structure that has commodified, sold, produced and exercised death or the potential for death on a scale not seen in the history of mankind, that has then ordained both domestically and globally that liberal democratic values and the golden rule are the ontological morality.
Oh and that morality can change over the scope of an election. Oh look, it already has LMAO.
When we hanged the nazis after the Nuremberg trials the commanders mocked us that the only way we reinforced the moral notion that killing jews is bad is by invading and overthrowing their culture through might.
Our forebearers shrugged and said "no shit" and then pulled the lever.
Your speed...is still MEASURABLE? Sheesh...
>>149046969When we hanged the nazis after the Nuremberg trials the commanders mocked us that the only way we reinforced the moral notion that killing jews is bad is by invading and overthrowing their culture through might.
Our forebearers shrugged and said "no shit" and then pulled the lever.
Tbf, us saying it was wrong clearly didnโt resonate.
IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS DARKEST ILLS
NO HEAVEN OR SPACE CAN STOP MY DRILL
WE SHINE ALIGHT AS POWER FILLS
'CAUSE NOTHING CAN CONTAIN OUR WILL!
>>149046824โฆโs American spinoff, Jengan Jobba Green Lantern.
The Father of Symbiotes
The Forger of All-Black
The Lord of the Abyss
The God of Darkness
The God Butcher
The Primal Void
The Anti-All
The Devil
The King in Black
He is Back
>>149047063Batman Who Keks victim
>"If you only watched the classic cartoons from the 40s, you may be in for a shock"
>Tom has died before argument immediately countered by his nine lives and multiple ways to come back
>Points out how Wile is actively sabotaged by his gadgets while Tom never loses due to being dumb or incompetent.
TomGODS, are we ready?
>>149046969And you only are writing this speud shit because of /pol/ or some YouTuber that makes edgy videos that sound deep.
Can you please go fuck yourself? This is a Powerscaling thread.
>>149047063To get his ass handed to him by a pink haired anime girl
>>149046865>DC and Dragon Ball out of NOWHERE
>>149047096I hate /pol/ desu
But i'll stop, back to cuckposting
In Honor of Simon's victory over DC, Yugioh is pleased to announced a new /m/ themed deck: Ga10 (gaten not gattai, for now)
>Megas because GL would be to much on the nose
>>149047108My favorite franchise is DC btw dunno if that matters
>>149047080Mr. /co/ will get his win, easy.
>>149047063My verse just died!
>>149046862Yeah, me neither
The more I hear about Megas vs Gurren Lagann, the more I wanna see it. Maybe as a DBX using pre-timeskip GL w/ Kamina?
Rank /dbg/ posters by skin color
>>149047200Gojofags get off on this, so don't post it
>>149047232all the white people left when it went independent
>>149047250>Coyote gets DC scaling>Tom gets DC scaling
>>149047284They both share their top end scalings. The fight just comes down to Coyote screwing himself over
My verse is... completely undisturbed and unscathed.
>>149046831 (OP)>tails gets trolled versionsCoyote wins hands down.
>>149047300your verse is unpublished. lmao
>>149047300THIS GUYS VERSE IS A FANFICTION
>>149047152Kyle Raynerโฆ
>>149047206Height wise I think thatโs fof since Gurren Lagann is like 18 meters ish.
Name the funniest seethe fallout losses
>Kratos beating Asura
>Superman beating Goku
>Simon beating Kyle
>Sol beating Ragna
>>149047200They make a good pair
>>149047406I donโt remember anything about Ragna.
Astroturfing
>>149047406>Ruby* beating RagnaMeant that, no way she fucking beats him but RS sponsored it kekaroo
>>149047499Stop posting your shit OCs
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MFTL+
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>>149046981Post Sonic outrunning this speed feat
>>149047580This is the Helios shit? I thought it was like, from a dimension away, not this weakness light that barely covers the room
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>High Outerversal
QRD
>>149047705Speed force breh ainโt gotta explain shit
>Speed Force
Weaker than Kyle who got DRILLED by Simon.
>>149047716Is this just FTL/time travel interpretation or does it go further than that?
>>149047200I swear the panel with Makima's two feet over Gojo's head looks like a gigantic FUTA cock I got scared for a moment
>>149046981For the love of god we already have enough ritual posters.
>149047418
>AIslop
>Cringe shipper
I don't need to insult you because your whole existence is enough slander
>>149047406Hal beating Ben
>>149047250In 1967, Kinney National acquired National Periodicals, the company that would eventually become DC Comics. Then, in 1970, Kinney also acquired Seven Arts, which owned Warner Bros. Later, in 1986, Warner Bros. purchased the MGM film library. However, this TV series was produced back in 1975, before that acquisition. Meaning the show's creators were skating on thin ice when they made that episode. Because Superman and Tom and Jerry were not under the same roof, yet.
>>149047728It's FTL but even more retarded, like attosecond reaction time, alongside how a broken version of time travel where you basically can't die unless the writer want you to
>>149047418Makima is for Tiramisu and Gojo will never get time off from being Sukuna's boyslave
>>149047705The Sneed Force is above the bleed or something like that, I guess
>>149047250>>149047284>>149047788Thatโs an edit
It was Super Cape, not Superman
https://youtu.be/YrrGoP2ScE4?feature=shared
>>149047807>Does an extremely nerfed version of what a Xeelee does>High-outerversalOnly smart people should be in charge of tiering.
>>149047805Man, I wish I were this delusional.
>>149047805This feels like it was written at the cusp of a world ending tantrum.
>>149047805Man I wish I could be this truthful and factual
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If Sonic is FTL doesn't that mean he gets time travel powers or does his verse not work like that?
>>149047821Well, now I feel stupid.
>>149047852His setting doesn't work like that. We don't even know what the current rules for the setting are for time stuff.
>>149047852He does time travel in sonic cd and restores time in generations.
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>>149047865>Prepare yourself Ash, to be completely smothered by my giant, brown, hairy, balls
>>149047822>Xeelee>Tiering>Smart
>>149047815Not true, they make time for each other
>>149047862I'm talking about theoretical quantum mechanics FTL which is what the SNEEDforce is roughly based on.
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/high-end-wally-west-vs-xeelee-nighfighter.1150502/
An example is after the Xeelee achieved FTL they basically rewinded time all the way back to the big bang of the universe and altered particle physics so that their race would be born a nano-second after the big bang so they could get a leg up on Photino birds that were born at the death of the universe and were time traveling backwards to kill them.
>>149047720Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
>>149047852It's agreed in vs debates that FTL doesn't grant a character time travel. However, if, in the verse, traveling FTL allows a character to time travel, then they are upgraded to immeasurable speed.
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Bring me gojo
>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
>>149047932Why does that dog look like PSYCHOku
>>149047952Planksecond punches duh
>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
>>149047986I found this in the archive I ripped this from kek
>>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
>>>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
>>149046831 (OP)Will they reference TGT?
>>>>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
>>149048035>>>>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
>DC's entire cosmology is canonically, unironic Xeeleefodder
I learn new things everyday, even Dragon Ball's verse can negate their bullshit.
>>>>>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
>>>>>>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
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>>>>>>>>Kyle would get slaughtered by the Flashes, Hal is actual canon fodder to them
>It should be remembered, that Baxter uses the word 'Universe' differently.
>A universe is a single Configuration Space. That is, take any configuration of particles and energy and spacetime that is made possible by our Big Bang. Any possible configuration that could exist in any possible 'now', that can be traced back to our Big Bang.
>So all of DC, all the various earths, all various histories, stories, divergencies and collapses, are just different slides or snapshots of all the possible 'nows' that exist of the same >Configuration Space tied by their own particular timelines in something that could be called 'History' if time were linear instead of just a dimension of travel.
>Xeelee acausal timetravel is based upon travelling between the various states of the Configuration Space, and the big deal with the Ring was gaining the ability to move to other Configuration Spaces.
>Or to put it in comic terms, to move from the DC multiverse to Marvel multiverse. And every other infinite possibility besides.
Marvel too apparently
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
>>149048085Honestly I think mark would be a perfect cucky slave, He will forgive you if you kill his child and if you fuck Eve he'll just ask if you can let him watch.
>>149047063The Snack of Barbatos
>Xeelee! Xeelee can you hear me? This is bad...I knew I shouldn't have played catch with you...
>>149048064Xeelee is only 1-A and DC is 0 according to VsbwGODS though
>>149048107>>149048064Xeelee are just cosmology busters up to 1-B. the moment they have to fight something 1-A like Featherine, Eldrich shit, Divine shit they fall apart.
They only beat the transcendence because humans were jobbers.
>>149048169This is correct though
>>149048153I wouldn't even put Xeelee at 1-A, I'd put them at 1-B, but then if I go look through VSBW there is shit with astronomically less impressive shit than Xeelee at 1-A to High 1-A and they'd have to go down to 1-C.
Like I said it's retarded.
>>149048137...is the name of the restaurant Knull opened in honor of the fodder he killed.
>>149047805Why'd you blot out your name, simoncuck?
>>149048175โฆ if you ignore that Danny Phantomโs cosmology is not even building level.
Didn't you get the memo? So we can fire this anti-ecto missile into that portal and destroy the entire Ghost Zone.
Sam and Tucker gasp.
Operative K Prepare for total destruction of the Ghost Zone. No more undocumented specters, and no more annoying Phantom kid.
Sam Tuck, in astrophysics what happens when an entire dimension is suddenly removed from a plane of existence.
Tucker Easy. The whole dimensional structure becomes unstable andโฆkafluey.
Sam Well the Ghost Zone is the flip side of our realm. If it goes, we go. We've gotta get Danny.
cker So, that was a novelty rocket?
Sam I guess a weapon that destroys stuff in that reality just makes a gooey mess in this reality.
An โanti ectoโ missile was once used to โblow upโ the Ghost Zone when it detonated in the real world, it didnโt even destroy a room.
>>149046981Sonic beats Goku btw
>>149048203Kratos beats Composite Sonic btw
>>149047805incredible how nothing of that applies to simon but DOES apply to reimu
>>149048194It should be an achievement to make a cosmology so weak that blowing up an entire dimension connected to another dimension doesnโt even inflict wall level damage.
>>149048184...'he' being Barbatos and the fodder being Knull, the Snack of Barbatos.
>>149048210Billy Hatcher mogs Kratos
So does Tom have some crazy wanks thanks for Gacha slop and anime spin offs? I feel like Coyete has this in the bag because the Roadrunner is leagues more powerful than Jerry.
>>149047805Incredible how all of this applies to Simon yet NONE of it applies to Reimu.
>>149048234Yeah The Gacha has some bullshit about destroying or absorbing 5 heavens or something. But even Base Tom has an arguable star level feat because He lifted the Sun once
>>149048221Post Zun not using AI sloppa for his upcoming game
>>149048268I-I-I canโt!!!
>>149048059Is that sign some evil technology from the dark universe or something?
>>149048224...thought Barbatos as his last thoughts were dedicated to the utter embarassing loss he had just suffered at the hands of Knull.
>Madoka victims are infighting again
>>149048317...because he's too weak.
>Madoka victimizers are infighting again
>>149048297Maybe. Or it could be one of the Empty Hand's traps. Or some remainder uncarried by a Mathmagician of Anti-Life. Or Reverse-Flash in sign form. Or maybe a White Martian. Idk
>>149048175>>149048169Oh no no no! VsbwBITCHES, our cope?!
>>149048317...is the last thought Knull had as he and his entire universe was devoured by Barbatos.
>>149048194>>149048222Danny bros...We are frauds but at least we still beat Jake Shlong
In brightest day, in blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
let those who worship evil's might
Beware, my power!
GREEN LANTERN'S LIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!
>>149048367>danny tranny can only think of beating shlongsChecks out.
>>149048379No lies detected.
>>149048268>But even Base Tom has an arguable star level feat because He lifted the Sun onceWhen the fuck did he do that?
>>149048367>>149048379that's Jake LONG you faggots
>Base Tom is a thing now
Kek
>>149048268Don't you dare use the AI argument against us. That's low even for /dbg/ standards!
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN "BASE TOM". DOES HE HAVE SOME LESSER KNOWN FORM WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT
>>149048350...in the movie Knull had produced as an alternate retelling of the time he obliterated Barbatos and the DC omniverse.
>>149048402https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXy-nlyOD-Y Skip to 7:38
>>149048462Tom can transform and he has all those retarded forms in the Gacha
>They don't know about Tom: Forma El Gato Blanco
>>149048462Yeah? Tom always had a shitload of different forms. Excluiding the chink xianxia stuff. There was always his several muscular forms.
White men Vs Cuckolding fetish
Who wins?
>149048120
congrats on 23 pages dedicated to your obsession on desuarchives
>>149048323A single Xeelee nightfighter
>B-BUH CONCEPT ERAS-A single Xeelee nightfighter
>>149048505...loses to madoka.
>>149048468...which only existed in Knull's head, as Barbatos devoured him and his entire universe.
>>149048505Madoka definetly curb stomps the xeleee. Unless they can put her in the 4D cuck shed like they did with humanity.
>Death Battlefags just now finding out FTL is an immediate multiverse buster
>>149048488Black Tom makes his opponents experience Bad luck and totally scales to Black Frieza
>AI jobs to a game for children
ohnonono...
>>149048538Sonic does beat Goku THOUGH.
>>149048543No wonder Touhou is so strong, even the fodder fairies reach MFTL+ on a bad day while downplayed
>>149048501>he read 23 pages of spam just to say thisObsessed
>>149048569n-no that doesn't count...
>>149048564>Running AwayI suppose Sonic is known for his speed
>>149048520...'s leftovers before Knull erased the DC omniverse and Barbatos from existence.
>>149048549>Black Tom makes his opponents experience Bad luckThe coyote is fucked
>>149048605>not his xianxia retarded feats man things made hin won>not his stupidly good gadgets>the fact that he amplifies the coyote already dog shit lucks was the thing that made him winFunny.
>>149048603...in Knull's mind alone as he and his entire omniverse slip into the gullet of Barbatos!
>>149048620I think it would be fitting. Most of the time I'd call bullshit but bad luck is his thing.
>>149048625Ice Tom gives him Ice powers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD55AgtZh_s
>>149048474>Tom gets tree scalingThis isn't fair
>>149048624...in a delusion Barbatos had as in reality he laid dying after Knull glanced in the general direction of Barbatos.
supermansisters....
not like this...
>>149048064Apparently Dragon Ball isn't either because how acausality works in XS in the same way it does in Dragon Ball and they still are present or can affect all the erased and acausal timelines.
>>149047852How it works is if you go FTL not only do you erase or change the future, but you also break or destroy any branching alternate timelines after the point you went to.
So you could theoretically go back to the big bang and just stop it essentially destroying every last possible timeline/universe that would have emerged from it.
Wally West is basically just on par (or stronger) than a Xeelee, all the same arguments.
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>>149048653>"white lantern" tom is an actual possibility
>>149048707GVS4 will have Goku win because it will be interesting
>>149048538Super Sonic is a fraud. He loses mario, Goku, Popeye, and Superman.
>>149048713Can Xeelee speed steal?
>>149048746But nolimitsman has NO LIMITS!!! He can do anything!!!
>>149048801Obviously, what's a popular match up he wins, Megaman?
>>149048474>Tom can leap to the sun in less than a second and effortlessly lift it upCoyotebros...
>>149048698...which was only a delusion of Knull's as he lay digesting within the stomach of Barbatos!
What the fuck is Xeelee even about
>>149048713>>149047852>time travel power stronger than time travel that also exists in the verse>can travel to a panel of the Big Bang if That is drawn somewhere, beyond causality or retcons
>>149048914an anon's schizofiction
>>149048827Most of his popular match-ups are with other speedsters or Megaman. And he beats Megaman, so not much.
>>149048914It's 40k but written by an autist with a math degree
>>149048587>click 'go to oldest'>check page numbernot exactly 'reading'.
>>149048587also, sorry you felt called out, kaijufag
>>149048827Yeah Sonic wins that, but canon mega man is only planet level with absolute max wank, pretty sure he jobs to all of his matchups except Beck
>>149048914It's basically just a big space war story about a super advanced humanity trying (and failing) to fight what is essentially Q from Star Trek as those guys fight other cosmic god beings for control of the universe.
In practice it's more just grimdark torture porn and things like compelling characters are almost entirely disregarded for the sake of describing in detail the logistics, "science" and setting for said space war.
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Tom may or not have conceptual/law manip.
>>149049583here we go again
>>149048914He got mad at Goku crying next to him as a baby and now wants to kill him because of it.
>>149048505โฆ jobs to antimatter.
>>149049671They were OUTERVERSAL birds btw
>>149047580I do this feat casually when facing the window every morning, I could blitz every /dbg/cuck.
>>149048914Xeelee are a bunch of overhyped faggots that get their asses beat by anti matter birds that job to black holes.
>>149049679>They were OUTERVERSAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE DONโT THROW A BLACK HOLE ST ME MY ANTIMATTER CANโT SAVE ME FROM GETTING FUCKED UP BY A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>149049705Kratos Wins Again Bitch, megaman solos shitlee
>>149047705>APMeans nothing when my character's passives (which his profile lists no resistance to) curbstomps him.
>The beyond dimensions beyond universes beyond space and time beyond reality Xeelee when a single antimatter bird lightly grazes one of their ships
>>149049732You know those birds come from the end of the universe?
>>149049705Merely pretending
>>149048914No one knows. No one read the fucking books. It's wanked in vs battle precisely because no one can get through the tedium of the books to fact check. It's something about antimatter birds that live in stars eating Q aliens or some shit like that.
>>149049779It's just a book about Quantum Mechanics cosmology that borders on parody sometimes.
I like them cause they frame cosmology fights very well.
>antimatter
Holy shit, so Master Chief with a Binary Rifle solos the Xeelee?
>>149049773Why canโt the โmultiversalโ Xeelee just make those birds poof out of the end of the universe?
>>149049799I haven't seen you in awhile shut up otto anon how are you doing?
>>149047805He's so fucking STRONG bros....
>>149049808>NOOOOO MASTER CHIEF PLEASE DON'T FRAUD CHECK MY SETTING AIEEEEEEEE
>Superman jobs to BOUNDLESS Emus
>Goku jobs to BOUNDLESS Elephants
>Kratos jobs to BOUNDLESS bears
>Xeelee jobs to BOUNDLESS birds
Perhaps we all arent so different...
>>149049809Anti-matter is considered outverversal, at the pinnacle of what is basically reality warping and information manipulation they couldn't do shit but slow them down with a black hole.
>That [Anti-feat] was OUTERVERSALBut unironically this time
>Xeelee: we can do WHATEVER we want can make constructs larger than the UNIVERSE we can distort the very LAWS of PHYSICS reality is our PLAYTHING we RULE over TIME!
>Also Xeelee: Get their asses beat so hard by antimatter birds that they literally canโt do anything to change the course of fate and end up getting wiped out, the best they can do is let humanity escape to a different universe
>multiversal walmarts
>5D trees
>12D cities
>outerversal layered mountains
>infinite speed bears
>boundless birds
>>149049867>what Kratos sees when he steps outside his house every morning
>>149049867CHADnimals are strong...
>>149049820they fear the DRILL
>>149049859They're 1-B, yes.
Outerversal sized black holes, outerversal sized antimatter birds
>>149049855Black Holes creation / destruction is a fodder feat though, if that can slow them down then those birds are fucking FRAUDS
>>149049921It doesnโt just slow them down, black holes flat out kill them, multiversal my ASS
>>149049929On no he wonโt go 3-0โฆ.
>>149049921Fair, but this is the IRL definition of a black hole though.
>Sitting in a the event horizon slows time to a total stand still>Folds you into 0D>eats infinite energy and mass>Rips your quarks out at the atomic levelblack holes in other stories are kinda jobbers.
>>149049955I mean impressive, but not so much more than some other bullshit in fictional settings.
>>149046831 (OP)Tom gets lo different by a he'll hound while Coyote is one of the most powerful characters in the series.
>>149049941This is a setting written by a mathfag so mutliverses are less impressive than black holes and black holes might as well be eldritch abominations
>>149049929https://youtube.com/watch?v=QNYT9wVwQ8A&pp=ygUNU3RheSB3aXRoIG1lIA%3D%3D
>>149050061So you mean to tell me ANYONE who can overpower a black hole that functions like a black hole is stronger than the entire Xeelee verse?
>>149050142Post some verses then, with feats btw.
>>149050142I'm trying to think of a good example, but it's hard.
Oh yeah, do you know when Touhou yeeted a """"star"""" at a town?
When you compare sci-fi to fantasy you have this weird situation where feat's you think are impressive are unimpressive in the other verse and it goes both ways.
You could list a ton of people in fiction blowing up black holes, but most of the time none of those were "real" black holes. But if we take it at face value? I guess they did something Xeelee would think is pretty crazy.
Then you have Barry at high 1-A, but his powers are basically just the bargain bin version of Xeelee time travel.
It's very confusing, and I only brought it up to talk about mutliverses. I can think of like 7 verses that fold Xeelee.
>Simon vs Kyle on the left
>Tom vs Wile in the middle
>Ash and what kind of looks like Yugi on the right
I guess we have our next episode then?
You now remember that STTGL is bigger than entire universes and our very own galaxy has over 100 million black holes in it.
>>149050236And yet they could theoretically blink Simon out of existence by pre-emptively erasing the multiverses that allowed him to be so powerful.
Yet they would collectively shit their pants when something that huge enters their verse.
It's a funny interaction.
>>149049808yes because Chief has beaten "THE ENDLESS" or whatever they were called
>>149050142Sounds like Abelothโs about to get a free win
I do like TTGL tough, completely washes fucking DC. I actually watched it after.
>>149050272considering it's a sentient infinite multiverse, I don't know if they'll be able to get them all at once. I don't know much about xeelee but I doubt they can do much against this, plus Simon can theoretically just say "no" to existence erasure
>>149050272Simon literally beat someone who has existence erasure as a power
>>149047063This guy legit has no real fans whatsoever,it's sad
>>149050362>>149050370I frankly haven't thought about it that much. If Simon has like type 4 acausality he could probably win.
>>149050383This happened to him in Watchmen and he just regenerated
>>149049087Mega Man beats Ryu pretty handily. I've also seen Jenny Wakeman for him, though I'm not familiar with her show so I don't know who wins.
>>149050393from what I've learned in past threads is that STTGL canonically is above dimensions and time. I think it even says so in the art book. So by that logic, if Simon reaches that form before they can take any necessary actions, they might just be getting drilled. It's spiral power. I don't have to explain shit.
You're all going to the wafflehouse parking lot
>By the FACE GOD, GIORNO? GIORNO GIOVANNA, the EL CAPO of PASSIONE, from the global hit JOJOโS BIZARRE ADVENTURE, which has had INFINITELY more cultural impact than my OWN SERIES?!? What are you DOING here? HUH?!? Youโre gonna use GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM to DRAIN me of ALL my WILLPOWER, rendering me unable to use Lagann to ANY capacity, reducing my power level below that of a FARMER WITH A SHOTGUN?!?THEN, youโre gonna get my RAGS OFF, then use your stand to grow a bamboo plant to grow INTO ME, skewering me ALIVE?!? Then with me held in place, youโre going to FUCK Yoko right in FRONT of me, while using GER to open my eyes each time I try to look away?!? THEN youโre gonna use GER to undo NIAโS DEATH, after I EXPLICITLY SAID I wouldnโt do it, and then have her fall in LOVE WITH YOU FOR SAVING HER LIFE, while she SPITS in my FACE for leaving her for DEAD?!? THEN youโre gonna bring BRO back to life TOO, AND YOUR FRIEND BRUNO?!? And then youโre gonna have Bruno use ZIPPER MAN to put ZIPPER on BROโS BALLS, which Bruno then proceeds to FUCK IN FRONT OF ME like some BOTCHED TRANNY PORN?!? THEN youโre gonna MUDAMUDAMUDA me for 7 WHOLE PAGES, putting me into a KEK LOOP, FORCING me to watch my WIFE, BRO, and BROโs WIFE get FUCKED IN FRONT OF ME by EVERY POSSIBLE MAN IN THE MULTIVERSE?!? OVER and OVER, for ALL ETERNITY, even AFTER Pucci resets the UNIVERSE?!? WELL, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM, BUT A HUGE KEK?!? GIGA YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
When did you realize that Bardock was written to be the loser in his fight with Nolan? I was in denial for most of it, but I should have realized that the framing of Bardock as an invader kinda marked him for it. Especially when the soundtrack dropped ahead of the fight and it was more of an Omni-Man song than a Bardock one.
>>149050441>from what I've learned in past threads is that STTGL canonically is above dimensions and timeXeelee have defeated transcendent things, can negate dimensionality and Time transcendence and even abstract existence.
However, those entities had low Acasuality type 4, and from vs battles it seems like he has high type 4 acausality so I would say their heavy weapons (Anti-xeelee) probably can't do shit to him at that point in time.
>>149050475>Anime Joker victim babble
>>149050482the idea of Simon being the first human to make the Xeelee feel powerless, angry, and even baffled is extremely fitting and cinematic as a concept.
>>149050061>and black holes might as well be eldritch abominationsi mean, he is not wrong
>>149050509โฆbut enough about Sweet Tooth
>>149050586...'s accurate vision allowing him to see the death battle where Giorna got gaped by Joker
>>149050604โฆhis vision of Bizarroworld, that is.
>>149050550The Xeelee arenโt the bad guys and outside of their pants shitting moment over something larger than the observable universe being summoned by Simon they would leave him alone unless provoked or try and get him to help them beat up the Photino Birds that want to make life in incompatible for baryonic life (read: everything that isnโt a Photino Bird)
>>149050191>Tom vs Wile in the middleI can't see them
>>149050633>The Xeelee arenโt the bad guysthen who the hell is the bad guy here. sorry that's on me for not knowing but I thought they enslaved humanity
>>149050627...Bizzaroworld which happens to also be the nickname of our actual world, where it happened
>>149050655No those are most of the other aliens in the Xeelee, the Xeelee themselves are benign, albeit so far above humanity that they barely acknowledge their existence until humanity starts picking dights with them, something thatโs entirely the fault of humans since they ended up becoming an even worse version of Warhammerโs Imperium of Man.
>>149050678โฆto not occur in this main timeline.
>>149050655The photino birds are essentially the equivalent of the anti-spiral in XS and the xeelee would be the closest to Simon
Humans attack a single nightifghter at the center of the milkyway before they turn into the transcendence (an amalgamation of every human that could have potentially exist in every Multiverse, logical or not) then this gets the Xeelee to notice them and phone in to the snti-xeelee to delete them.
The Xeelee was making a ring at the center of the universe to allow itself and all of the alien life (including humans) to escape the doomed universe that photino birds made of foreign unimaginable matter they could not control were essentially causing a big rip on, but in every timeline at once
>>149050711...I say filled with copium since it did in fact happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqVUqZxyw3c
>>149050655The Photino Birds, who would probably kill Simon without even realizing he ever existed.
>>149050383Metal "NLF" Shitnic...
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>>149050691>>149050713>>149050770that makes more sense. I could see team dai-gurren helping them. Leeron and Leyte would probably help those guys out to make handling those dumbass birds easier
So tom is winning right? It looks like he has better strength and similar speed without tools and wil E relies on them with his shit luck
>>149050383>Give me Solaris scaling, this is base Cell I am dealing with
>>149051021>similar speedTom can keep up with Road Runner? They said Coyote is only slightly slower than him.
>>149051021Itโs more that Tom has better hax in terms of 4th wall breaking antics, literal immortality, and causality manipulation. Not much that Wile can do at that point. Tom doesnโt even need the Xianxia scaling from the Chinese mobile game to even win and I doubt itโll be touched upon in the actual analysis.
>>149051048Oh yeah good point, what is road runners top speed because Tom could reach the sun in a few seconds so it could come out close or slightly less
>>149051025The comments on the fan battle video is pure seethe, it's a little funny
>>149051048>>149051068Knowing DB, theyโll just equalize their speed since they did that for Kratos and Asura
Tom takes everything else though
>>149050409Silly anon, Sonicfags canโt read
>>149051064>Itโs more that Tom has better hax in terms of 4th wall breaking antics, literal immortality, and causality manipulation.Literally how lmao
>>149051087DB only equalized speed for Kratosura so Kratos could retain his fraudulent win.
>>149051068Yeah. It's crazy that the video got fewer views than its debunk, could you imagine that happening to a Death Battle episode?
>Uh Dr. Weird? You said the punch line before I even fed you the begining.
>IT'S FINE, NO ONE EVEN PAYS ATTENTION IN THESE THREADS
>>149050383Metal copying that jobber's bio data would make him weaker actually
>>149051101>Can break out of the tv screen into the real world and turn it into a cartoon with a snap of his fingers>Has 9 canon lives and if he loses all of them, he can just somehow enter Hell to reclaim them again>Multiple ways and methods of manipulate probability to amplify Wileโs already shit luck; the most straightforward of which is to just paint himself completely black which gives anyone in his vicinity a passive bad luck debuff
>>149051112>no xeeleeShit meme try again
I won't lie, I was hoping for Hiro/Baymax vs Hiccup/Toothless to win the polls even though I knew that was a small possibility. But they actually got me a little hyped to see this fight. Granted Tom vs Wile was actually my second pick because it does sound like a fun episode.
Hiro/Hiccup just happened to be my last most wanted matchup
Is Sylvester outclassed by both?
>>149051173Sylvester is basically just Tom if he had Wileโs bad luck, anon
How much are you willing to bet Zaslav will be listed as one of Coyote's weaknesses?
>>149051173Sylvester doesn't have any of the arsenal they both possess and he doesn't have any of the BS 4th breaks Tom has.
Really like the anon above said, he's pretty much an average cartoon cat with probably more shit luck than Wile. I almost never see that Cat win
>>149046831 (OP)M Bison vs Athena Asamiya when dangit
>>149051211>Really like the anon above said, he's pretty much an average cartoon cat with probably more shit luck than Wile.Nah, Silvester jobs because well..He is a jobber. The Coyote jobs because he is incompetent, and has horrendous luck.
>>149051235Kill yourself listroon.
>>149048707>James Gunn doesnt care about consistency about how strong his characters areHe is indeed a perfect Superman writer.
>>149050383Why didnt Metal Sonoc do this to Bowser?
Unironically who do you think is Sonic's best opponent?
>Mario
>Goku
>Flash
>>149051291Who cares about that mary sue blue furry?
What is Morrigan's best MU
>>149051256Sorry bud, but Athena vs Bison is eternal
>>149050655Ignore the retards that keeps calling the Photino Birds anti-matter. They're dark matter (non-baryonic) creatures that don't interact normally with regular (baryonic) matter or electromagnetic radiation. The Photino Birds are antagonistic to all baryonic life and the universe because their existance and life cycle actively makes the universe uninhabitable because of how they feed off Stars and thus interrupt stellar evolution - making the universe only viable for non-baryonic entities (the Photino Birds)
The Xeelee can't actually beat them and have to create a megastructure that will allow them and all surviving life in the universe to escape into a different universe / reality where the Photino Birds can't follow, leaving the Photino Birds to inhabit the dying universe.
>>149051291Mario again. But they already did Eggman v Bowser this season so it will have to wait.
>>149051296>>149051305>DescargaLATINXtroonโฆ
>>149051125Genuine question does Metal Sonic even Have anything for Cell? Besides Speed which I'm not even sure he takes, he just leeches off Solaris.
>>149051148Yup Tom Wins
>>149051291After Mario, Goku.
>>149051324>The Photino Birds are antagonistic to all baryonic life and the universe because their existance and life cycle actively makes the universe uninhabitable because of how they feed off Stars and thus interrupt stellar evolutionThese things sound like somewhat more eldritch Ginbuster Space Monsters.
>>149051354He has ability copying, but like db did clarify he copies a weaker version and can only copy 1 select ability at a time. Like he canโt get silverโs tk but he can get his dizziness inducement
>>149051291Bro, Game Sonic is not even stronger than Archie Sonic (yet). Why should he fight the fucking Flash?
>>149051291He has the most chemistry with Flash, but if he got a fourth episode I'd probably go with Goku
>>149051296I've seen Etna from Disgaea and Bayo suggested for her, but Darkstalkers is never getting another episode ever again, hope you liked Jon Talbain vs Sabrewulf
>>149051291Mario then Flash then Goku, I personally don't like it because the only things Goku and Sonic have in common are their superforms and the fact Shadow and Trunks are based of Vegeta and Trunks
>>149051368To be fair doesn't cell have a similar thing? Like after he explodes he somehow learns Goku's IT
>>149051368He could timestop once as Metal Overlord. It wasnโt enough to beat Zero so I doubt Cell couldnโt tank it too
Jokes aside the fact Sonic could speedblitz Reverse Flash with a chaos emerald in their crossover, is the best speed scaling the verse has ever had.
Legit Sonicโs only hope of beating a flash if db sees that and says โchaos control now makes you faster than Flashโ
>>149051424>Your best scaling comes from the verse that fraudchecked you Ouch, imagine the humiliation
>>149051424>Jokes aside the fact Sonic could speedblitz Reverse Flash with a chaos emerald in their crossover, is the best speed scaling the verse has ever had.If you want to get into retarded toon force powers. Sonic is so fast that he can't be drawn.
>>149051390>I've seen Etna from Disgaea and Bayo suggested for her, but Darkstalkers is never getting another episode ever again, hope you liked Jon Talbain vs SabrewulfSo she gets stomped by either MUH FEATS, or MUH LOre. Okay.
>"post X destroying an Y"
Retarded shitposting made by people who fundamentally don't understand the concept of AP!
No wonder this place will never be acknowledged by the Death Battle communities, you lack the basics of Powerscaling needed to formulate boundless arguments
This video will enlighten some of you
https://youtu.be/3z8Muq6q-H8?si=CZoJ_cq77uwuR-JA
>>149051450>the artist had to draw him running awayFRAUD
>>149051296Dizzy from Guilty Gear.
>>149051394It didn't matter against Zero because he could resist and use time stop himself. And in a death battle setting, I doubt that stopping time would do anything when they put fucking super saiyan 1 goku at immeasurable speeds
>>149051324For perspective, it seems like Xeelee have nigh type 2 informational manipulation in configuration space.
Meaning that they can essentially see every possible universe in bulk space and manipulate it at will. Essentially being in total control of and capable of manipulating all matter, universal conditions, universal constants, across all of space and time since the moment the big bang shit out anything close to existence and they are still incapable of doing anything to them.
They have a machine that can take eternity to find the answer to a question and they asked it "how do we defeat the photino birds" and it sent the answer back in time saying that they couldn't.
They essentially have total control over Einstein definition of "Fate" and it doesn't matter
>>149051592Yeah basically.
The answer to dealing with the Photino Birds was to pack up and leave for a place where there are no Photino Birds and leave them to their devices.
What is the actual strongest first in fiction. And i mean in a Non-shitpost fashion. Which verse has the strongest capital G god
It'd have to be either be Yogg-Sothoth or IATIA right? SCP?
Odds the next time is another already announced match up?
>>149051779I feel like it's high, I bet it's either aang and gayshit or hulk and godzilla. We know hulkzilla is being worked on right now
>>149051776Yog-Sothoth is LITERALLY everything. Everything and everyone is a part of Yog. I don't know how you're supposed to be stronger than that.
That character you're thinking about right now that could beat him? He's actually part of Yog too.
Weโll know the next time this Saturday since Ben is showing Wile vs Tom early at some event btw
>>149051342Guy in charge of Warner Bros right now
Cancelled Coyote's movie (among other things)
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Enough of this faggotry!!! Talk about something important!! Like the Ass Void and how it insta-kills all kaijus!!!!
>>149051834I'm real, yog is fiction R > F I gape that fodder. With that being said Kingtos also gapes the fraud
>>149051843Damn so there will probably be spoilers, kind of sad but it is what it is
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>>149051853NO! I say we all share our love for giant monster movies
>>149051864Post (You) beating Yog in a fight right now.
>>149051291>3 characters Sonic is brutalized byTry again
>>149051466If you need a giant wall of text to โproveโ that a character is *insert scale here*, then your character PROBABLY isnโt. Just a hunch.
You can get away with it a little bit, but when your argument is about how this guy who has never even destroyed a mountain, much less a planet, can go around destroying *insert big number here* universes, then no. Iโm not going to buy it. No matter how many walls of failed middle school math text you post to argue otherwise.
>>149051834That is inside his cosmology though.
Yogg is also Azathoth.
It kinda comes down to cosmology scaling snd absolutely kink zanzibart shcizobabble.
>>149051466Sure, Anon. And Han Solo can tilt his head faster than his own ship can fly, Iโm sureโฆ
Post a character that could beat Spacebattles-wanker Destiny
>>149051466Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
>>149051887I have my own cookbook that gives me outerversal+++++ into boundless Post yogaysloth having a cookbook
MarvelCHADS.......REPORT TO ME!!
>>149051920Post your cookbook beating Yog
>>149051867NO!!!! I say we all share our hatred for giant monster faggots and how we want them all dead!!!
>>149051889>brutalizedDB doesn't think so. Mario v Sonic is 1-1 and needs a tiebreaker.
They had Wally v Archie Sonic as very close.
They also had a DB cast putting Sonic on Goku's power level.
>>149051915How much does Spacebattles wank Destiny?
>>149051915If you compartmentalize Morrison from the rest of his contemporaries who didnโt know anything of what he was righting, Gardener and Winnower are equivalent to Superman and Mandrakk respectively (โall that isโ versus โall that is notโ), but Snyder, Tynion, and Williamson all ruined that
Now in DC itโs the Light and the Great Darkness instead of Superman vs Mandrakk (or I guess Darkseid now under Williamson). In Marvel TOAA and TOBA, or โLifebringer Oneโ vs. โAnti-Allโ.
>>149051941Itโs less so Spacebattles as a whole but a couple of people have argued for the Gardener and Winnower (effectively the two abstract entities that created everything in the universe, representing everything and nothing) as the most powerful fictional beings ever, stalemating other Omnipotents to the point where this is basically consensus over there
>>149051983โฆ weโre fine since we can just post STTGL standing over a galaxy.
We did it gokubros
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wC7zCZ-M16g
Who should be the next character to humiliate the Dragon jobbers?
>>149051996โฆin a laundry folding competition
I'd like to see this to make Mario vs Sonic 3 a bit unique. Problem is Tails does not help Sonic like Luigi does Mario in this
>>149052005Bros demolish Sonic and Tails so badly it's not even close, you're buffing Mario massively and doing nothing for the hedgehog
>>149051994Goku CARRIED that
>>149052003... which Chichi has never lost.
>>149052005Luigi is around Mario's strength. So Sonic should have Shadow.
I think in a 2v2 I'd actually give the edge to Mario and Luigi cause they work together way more often than Sonic and Shadow. Sonic and Tails would just lose cause Tails is weaker.
In a 1v1 Cyber Super Sonic would win it for Sonic.
>>149052024Of course the married woman who does manual labor 24/7 never loses that contest tharโs not a sick burn.
>>149051934I leaked it just for you :D
>>149052072What version of Kris?
>he fled from Batkek AND Madoka
>>149052111...to fight someone much stronger.
>>149052120...and lose yet another matchup.
>>149051983Simon at least has Galaxy feats, which depending on what source your using, were meant to be universes, which can bumps him up to Universal.
And anything above Universal is a bunch of unquantifiable conjecture and headcanon.
At the very least you can see how Simonfags get to the conclusion they do.
Itโs when Dragonballfags start insisting characters can destroy more thousands of universes (even though the setting canonically only has 12); or Kratosfags try to convince you the guy who gets mortally wounded by boulders and bears, and needed a whole plan to kickstart Ragnarok can erase 9 billion Universes; that you should just disregard and laugh at them.
>>149052134then you can post him destroying a mountain?
>>149052120I mean yeah Oryx is stronger then Madoka
>>149052134You have never destroyed a universe so I disregard your opinions on universe destruction.
>>149052134>Simon at least has Galaxy featsHe doesn't.
>>149052162>Dies to 6 halo rejects jumping around the placeJobber
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>>149052134Shut up fag, Simon's a bum.
>>149052134>At least multiversalfixd
>>149052134>disrespecting KINGtosBe better.
>>149051148He can somehow also change the clothes of the kids when he snapped his fingers but I donโt know how useful that would be
Post simon not being a homeless fent addict
>Collective Simonvictim melty
>>149052222If he can casually warp reality like that he could probably fuck up Wile's tech. It's not like he was trying to hurt the kids.
>>149052160Considering he has feats interacting with things at a far greater scale than a mountain, I donโt really need to.
>>149052166What universes have YOU destroyed then? Faggot.
>>149052178Then tell me what he and the Anti Spiral were fighting each other with.
>>149052199On Basic Sanity Reasoning, taking no outside info into account and only what we see of him, Simon is throwing around and fighting with what look like galaxies.
So Simon is, at minimum, Galaxy-Level.
>>149052219>Posting the guy who got beaten in views and quality by Spawn, the guy who killed him last timeTruly he IS a the King. Of the losing competition!
>>149052289So you can't post him destroying a mountain?
>>149052324I'm afraid I can't, I can only seethe at Kingtos because he broke 2 million views...
>>149052324No, but I can post him smashing through what are, at minimum, galaxies.
Which are a LITTLE bit bigger than mountains.
>>149052289>They're galaxies because...Ughh...THEY JUST ARE OKAY?!?!?!>Even though it's confirmed and visually they can pass for them
>>149052343So he is incapable of destroying a mountain because he has never displayed the ability to destroy a mountain and without witnessing Simon destroying a mountain he is not capable of destroying a mountain.
>>149051183>>149051187>>149051211>Sylvester catching straysdamn...
>>149051935...I don't like your tone.
>>149052324FUAAAAAAARK STOP ASKING ME THIS I CAN'T OK?!?!
>>149052364Why would destroying a mountain be more impressive than destroying a galaxy?
>>149052188those Halo rejects can also beat Madoka
>>149052343>are, at minimum, galaxies.nope. they aren't galaxies at all, there's no rule that says they HAVE to be at minimum galaxy level.
>>149052106>What version of Kris?there's multiple versions? oh, you mean the version in the dark world and the one outside it? probably the former
>>149051173Yeah. Tweety isn't even running away most of the time, he just sits there smuggly knowing either granny or the dog will do the heavy lifting.
>>149052038Cyber Sonic would get beat up by Mario just like regular Super Sonic did. Thereโs literally zero difference in feats.
>>149052472post Mario being a cuck
>>149052408The mountain is the size of a universe
>>149052479I-I CANโT!!!
Will you accept an official Sonic writer confirming on twitter that Sonicโs gf cucked him and gave her virginity to a british skunk guy?
>>149052472Super Sonic couldn't even scratch The End
Cyber Sonic one shotted him
>>149052479Right here. At least Archie Sonic was always getting other girls when Sally was being a slut lol.
>>149052427Post Madoka losing to a destiny raid
My hero has never destroyed a mountain okay?! Is that what you wanted to hear?! Stop bringing up mountains.
Give kara a good fight that its not just lol Goku vs Superman again
Post any character destroying a mountain.
>>149052578ok? why do you want to see Hank Hill destroying a mountain?
Post a mountain destroying any character.
>>149052614uhhhhhh mountain bros? I don't think he was supposed to ask that....
>>149047255>>149047418Gojo would quite honestly KILL Makima in this fashion.
>>149052646That wouldnt kill her tho.
>>149052364>BITCHtos melty
>>149052282>SLOWdinson babble
>>149052534Why do you fee the need to lie?
To beat The End you needed Eggman to hijack Supremeโs rifle and shoot through it. All you did was Ending A where Supreme shoots Super Sonic and Ending B where Supreme shoots Cyber Sonic, with the End dying either time.
Thereโs no feat upscale from either, meaning either Mario, Luigi, Bowser, or anyone with a Grand Star would still beat up Sonic easily.
>>149052646>[Thing that wouldn't kill Makima] would quite honestly KILL MakimaGojob fanfiction
>>149052646>Character is supposed to be "THE STRONGEST" in their verse>DiesKWAB!
>>149052656Fucking supergirl? REALLY?
Real talk, Iโm having trouble differentiating these threads from the average thread on /b/
>>149052446...'t escape being devoured by Barbatos!
>>149052691>people agree with me/co/
>people do not agree with me/b/
>>149048017It took two flashes giving their all to pierce Hal's construct.
>>149052691Well you're wrong because this place morphed into /dbs/ a long time ago
>>149052701*Barry and Wally holding back as much as they can and even rescuing Hal so he doesnโt get hurt
*nearly broke his ring
Damn, Halโs so WEAK.
>>149052668Even if you wanted to go with that. Super Sonic 2 still crushes The End all on his own. Cyber Sonic is clearly another form that's even stronger than that.
>easilylol, DB doesn't think so. They had Bowser being slightly stronger than Eggman, who has nothing as strong as Super Sonic 2 or Cyber Sonic in his arsenal.
>Death Battle march ups
>Dozens of images of one character fucking the others Girlfriend or raping her if it's a woman
What causes this
>>149052722Super Sonic 2 never beat the end, thatโs why he needed Cyber Sonic AND Eggman piloting Supremeโs gun to beat it. Did you even play the game?
Both End-level forms get shit on by Grand Stars (who oneshotted Superform Metal)
>>149052734Intense, and I mean intense, seethe for being fraudchecked
Soniccucks still crying after their latest WHUPPING i see, lmao
>>149052734The winner never does this btw
>>149052284All will be revealed in the ASS VOID!
>>149052668Mario with the coin flower or ice power would beat sonic. Those power-up are blatant toon force and Mario can stack 99x
>>149052734the extended hiatus causing all the normal posters to leave + Kratos vs Asura's wait period (not the episode, the fucking wait period) reducing the remaining anons here's IQ causing them all to be retarded
>>149052722>Super Sonic 2 still crushes The End all on his ownNo he doesnโt. He only manages to stun Supreme temporarily so Eggman can take control of the gun
>>149052779better gay than cucked
Are you guys fucking serious? If you destroy a galaxy youโre obviously destroying mountains as well, countless amounts of them. Same thing if you destroy a planet, youโre destroying mountains by extension unless itโs like a giant giant in which case itโs obviously still implied you can destroy a mountain because planets > mountains.
>>149052782my hero simon is both gay AND a cuck
>>149052740https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_CRNNN-axY
He obliterated The End. Then transformed one more time and one shotted him. Point to me where The End overpowers Super Sonic 2 in this video.
>>149052782is getting aids better then getting cucked?
>>149052802why do you think nigacado's skinny now?
>>149052782My hero Kyle Rayner is both gay AND a cuck!
>>149052809he was cucked?
>>149052802You don't magically obtain aids by being gay, it's very easy to avoid
>>149052812he let gay aids in his ass
Hulk is going to fucking town on Goku on r34 right now.
>>149052847Why do you know this Bejitabro...
>>149052853I wouldn't be surprised if half of the people who upload shit there posted here
>>149052847Too frightened to try his luck on his master Broly huh?
>>149052798Itโs become very clear to me youโre divorced from reality, perhaps because youโre crying so hard your brainโs now overheated, so iโll point it out slowly
He did not โobliterateโ the end, super sonic 2 gave him a way of fighting back SUPREME, who he knocks into the sky with a kick. The End is the big purple moon behind it, which is untouched and he canโt do anything about.
Then once he *kicked* SUPREME into the air, at 12:46, he needs Eggman and Supremeโs hijacked gun to actually destroy Supreme and then The End.
Super Sonic needs Supremeโs gun to shoot the end. Super Sonic 2 never fought the end and couldnโt either. Cyber Sonic also needed Supremeโs gun to shoot the end. All 3 are sub-end, and sub-bowser.
Come back in 3 years when Sega release a new game and you have more fake made up shit to pathetically lie about, Mario will be bored banging Sally by then iโm sure.
Donโt post here unless your cucky hero willingly gave his first kiss to a tranny man as shown in a flashback in Episode 26 of his canon anime
>>149052897FUARK! Is Simon the only db character with this Feat???
>>149052882damn, soniccucks destroyed once again
>>149052882I'm going to write this in baby steps for you.
Super Sonic starts off that boss fight not being able to damage it
Sonic then transforms into SS2
Super Sonic 2 then styles on it.
Meaning Super Sonic 2 and Cyber Sonic are much stronger than regular Super Sonic.
It's that simple. You want to call it ''Supreme'' instead of ''The End'' go ahead retard. it still the same result.
>>149052955>buh-buh it doesn't matter he didn't beat who I said he buh-buh-beatKEK
Nope, sorry cuck. Super Sonic beat Supreme too. Super Sonic 2 managed nothing else but doing the EXACT SAME SHIT as regular super sonic.
Meaning Sonic still gets beat up and cucked like already.
>>149052987>Super Sonic beat Supreme tooClearly NOT the one in the video dumbass lmao. He literally loses as regular Super Sonic in that video. And then wins as Super Sonic 2.
>>149052955>Meaning Super Sonic 2 and Cyber Sonic are much stronger than regular Super SonicThat's not how a tier system works. If you're 2 or 10 or even 100 points above where you were before you don't get bumped up from wall level to mountain level. In Dragon Ball saiyan forms work on multipliers, like you're 1000x stronger than previous. They don't just say "you're vaguelly stronger now".
If a character doesn't manage to grow in scale compared to before, then the results don't change.
>>149052897YAHOO BELIEVE IT
>>149053012YUP! Super Sonic was too weak to do something, so he needed a new Superform, to do the same shit as he could already do in the other route. Aka, no new powers and no new calcs, just glowy eyes and the same feats as before.
Gets WHUPPED and Cucked by Mario all the same.
>>149053050FUUUAAAAARRRKKKK
>>149053050Hayabusa victim
>>149052784Is this AI? Watching someone destroy a planet is very distressing.
Imagine getting a new superform and it has literally no difference in feats than your regular one. Couldn't be my HERO.
>>149053064Headcanon. That was not the same fight as before. Now you're just arguing with what happened in the game.
>>149053050Naruto bros...
>>149053109Same exact character, same exact mech, same exact feat.
Congrats, you went from wall level to 1-brick taller wall level.
>>149053121Sonic has never kissed Amy.
Amy is implied to have gotten fucked by the Black Guy Crocodile in Archie (His son has pink scales)
>>149053142Sonic only fucks human women
>>149053149Sonic is asexual or gay.
>>149053128>Same exact characterWrong. You're now just straight lying.
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q66c6uqNZk
Was not the same as this
>>149052798
>>149053012Haha, Mario jumps on Bowser's goofy ass to PLAP Peach alone on the Odyssey
>Cuck spam out of nowhere
Kyle lost
>>149052646And he would KISS her in this fashion
>>149053157>Soniccucks can't readNotice how both of them are called Supreme, anon?
That's cause they're the same exact mech. There's only 4 of them you know. Or you would if you played the game
>>149053158Can you post this cutscene for me coping Mariobab?
>>149053121Reminder Sonic (officially) lost Amy to Mario before.
Reminder that "Sonic's" wife got POUNDED by SAVAGE DRAGON whose cock is bigger than Sonic's entire chubby midget body
>>149053179isn't Savage Dragon the guy who's wife got raped by Mickey Mouse?
>>149053174https://youtu.be/8EzcfBvaLLg?feature=shared
MAMMA MIA
>>149053172And he can't damage him in the DLC cause he's powered by The End.
>>149053195if true then Mickey Mouse (Sonic's Master and inspiration who he humbly plagiarises) >> Savage Dragon >>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucknic
sally is the town, nay, mobius bicycle
There is something particularly vile about crossover pairings. I can't quite put my finger on it....
It's not the cuckshit, that's actually mad funny.
It's more like... self insertion. Like I'm not even looking at the character, that isn't their canon personality. I'm looking at a guy, inserting into a character, fucking a female character.
>>149053050It wasn't a kiss though
>>149053213its not complex, its just anons tryin gto say one chara is superior to the other by fucking their wife
>>149053210No lies detected.
>>149053212>Eternal cucknic
>>149053203>Only on the cheek or noseJeez, she must think that wop is really gross.
>>149053220Yes, but the reason they want that is they self insert into the character they want to be better.
>>149053179BASED SAVAGE DRAGON makes Sally wet
>Sonic's girlfriend gets plowed constantly in his comics by the entire population.
>Meanwhile Mario's comics have Peach and Daisy lusting over him at once.
>Goku getting raped by superman
>Gojo getting raped by Makima's dogs
Which should I make.
>>149053239cucknic can't compete with that tall muscled hunk grabbing Sally's underaged cheeks with only two fingers...
SONIC SHOULD JOIN ME IN MY SIMONBUSH! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO
>>149053196If we're using crossovers then Sonic got a big boost recently.
>OH MAN! I JUST GOT THE LIFE EQUATION! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAL!
>ALMIGHTY LIFE ENTITY, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME HAL'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO MAKE MY BRIGHTEST DAY COME TRUE!
>NOW SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE HAL-SAMA'S FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! HE HEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BE.
>NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN HAL'S ASS AND THEN GET PORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM HAL'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! HEHEHE NO TURD SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT! OH, AND GIVE JADE BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL!
>WOW BE. GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE HAL! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE PARALLAX'S WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE WHITE LANTERN BANQUET! BON APPETITE HAL!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW JADE AND MY FRIENDS ARE BACK AT THE WATCHTOWER, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE HER! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD HAL! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BE
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF ARISA IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT'S THE TIME? HUH?? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? WELL THANKS FOR THE TIP, TIME FOR THE BLACKEST NIGHT! AWWW. MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME HAL, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF HAL'S SHIT? OH BOY I'M THE LUCKIEST LANTERN EVER! MHMMFH MA AWW MAN BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!
>>149053234Mario is winking and it's implied to have honeymoon after very game
>>149053253Post Peach kissing Mario on the lips. (I'm actually curious if it's ever happened in official media)
>>149053253>sonic gets sally the unfaithful whore or is gay or asexual in comics and his games>mario gets harem of princesses and girls in comics and rpgs
>>149053301Could you post anyone from Mario's harem kissing him on the lips?
>>149046831 (OP)i was very disappointed to learn that it's not tails gets trolled, but quickly realized it wouldn't be a good fight if it was
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>>149053284>>149053346Peach lipstick marks all over Mario's face including the lips.
>Full sprite shows even more lipstick marks too.
>>149051996Piccolo vs The Thing
>>149051394Yeah that would be correct, but โ some time between MetalZero and Bowsegg โ Death Battle upgraded Game Super forms to some degree of universal.
>>149053301Even Lady death is in Mario's harem.
>>149047063Forgotten in a few years...
When will you all learn that Twitter statements and feats don't count. Only what actually happens in the actual story counts. Twitter feats are the equivalent of a Kid playing Army Guys and when they get shot, they go "Uhm aktually I was wearing class 5 power armor so your bullets didn't do anything to me aktually."