Thread 150003168

Now that Godzilla won, what's the next matchup?

>>150003168 (OP)
Good to know we’re not even waiting for people to have a chance to post before getting into deranged cuck fantasies.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

Somehow these threads were better when the show was dead
Do you think going from 2 weeks every episode to 3 (not counting the delay) ruined things?

>>150003185
Unlike OP. Superman has been canonically cucked.

>>150003168 (OP)
>/chaf/
What

our mixed sperg

>>150003168 (OP)
Why will Goku kiss her but not his own wife?

>>150003206
OP is a cuck fantasy with Goku’s wife.

>spic hulk gay rape memes
>kratos gay porn spam
>/dbg/ names three kittens, one of them (outliers) is eaten alive and its severed limbs are posted
>invincible takes over the threads
>fight is delayed out of fucking nowhere
>more /dbs/ refugees since their threads are getting jannied
>nikoschizo and ohnoschizo get more active and gamerafag returns for a bit
>actual gore posted
>jin w00
>ben makes another kratos vs asura style tweet targeted towards hulk
>mass simon/kyle cuckposting long after the episode's release
>someone donates 300 dollars to listtroon
What a waiting period. If the episode ends up being Kratos vs Asura levels of shit too that's gonna be the last straw, the cherry on top.

Hello guys, Swan here to let you guys know that in less than two days, Hulk will lose for a third time and Godzilla’s verse will be on a win streak! Isn’t that exciting! I’m even voicing Godzilla myself! Have fun everyone!

Please don’t tell Ben and Chad I called them retards on old forums.

>>150003168 (OP)
What The Fuck.
That should be Usagi!

>>150003233
>gamerafag returns for a bit
That is good though, it was nostalgic.

>>150003202
I hardly even remember what these threads were like before GvS3 so I'm inclined to pin the blame on that instead.

Time is running out hulkbros…

Detective Goku.....we're at the point it's literal /dbs/ posting. I haven't seen Madoka x Goku since the /dbs/.

This thread is likely going to get pruned by the Janny, but it's a symptom of a more deranged people in these threads.

>>150003168 (OP)
>goku
>kissing
Not canon. Toriyama is turning in his grave.

I HATE JEWS!
I HATE SPICS!
I HATE INDIANS!
I HATE TRANNIES!
I HATE FAGGOTS!
AND I ESPECIALLY NIGGERS!!!

This really is just /dbs/ now.

Wish these threads were banned along with every tourist in them

HULK AM SCARED

Remember when people unironically tried to call DB “disrespectful” because Berserk’s author died recently (years ago)? That was funny.

>>150003168 (OP)
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL GOKU IT SHOULD BE ME MARRYING MADOKA NOT HIM

you think the new hell filler arc would bump Mark's strength

>>150003308
BASED.

>>150003233
last thread btw

>>150003168 (OP)
>Madoka
WHERE IS GOKU, WHERE IS HE!??!!?!?!

>>150003331
no he's gonna get jumped by fodder demons and become a laughing stock for a few weeks thanks to that

I do have to wonder what the average IQ of /dbg/ is.

>>150003337
pic didn't send

>>150003298
It seems so. History is repeating.

>>150003312
Shut up Bobby.

Seriously, what did he mean by this?

Stay down cucky Gohan...

>>150003414
Godzilla is stepping on Hulk only for Hulk to lift and push him off

>>150003397
I've seen it.

A spiral of emotions of cuckposting that evolves into bant, that evolves into vendettas, evolving into character fags, evolving into people latching unto a boogeyman, that involve into the threads being online drama rather than discussing about Death Battle

People already posted a trans-person last thread, which may be a start for something for vile as a scape goat to insult other people

Everyone ITT jobs to SPENCER SAMA

>>150003432
Ohhh Detective Goku you don’r know the half of it, at this point it won’t be long before said trans becomes a thread celebrity.

>>150003432
Spiral of emotion lol. Also Listroon is already a vile scape goat, anons assume if you like Simon that you're him. These threads are finished after Hulkzilla, we're just watching the end

>>150003414
About the same as Swank posting this the day before Kyle v Simon.
Stirring shit.

>>150003369
Are we counting Otto for the sum?

>>150003441
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GnSCgMTXC9s&pp=ygUJU3NqIHRoZW1l

>>150003233
>/dbg/ names three kittens, one of them (outliers) is eaten alive and its severed limbs are posted
…WHAT?

>>150003462
probably not unless you want it to go into the negatives

>>150003462
Otto only shows up once in a blue moon right before a new episode drops nowadays.
I think this place is becoming too stupid even for him.

>>150003473
Yep
Pretty common occurrence among cats unfortunately

>>150003432
/dbg/ already is /dbs/ just with different characterfagging, it's all the same people.

>>150003432
We did get rid of listtroon for a while, but he came back.

>>150003432
Listtroon has been a thread scape goat for a while now, and we're already in the characterfag/boogeyman phase.

>>150003233
>ben makes another kratos vs asura style tweet targeted towards hulk
No, Kratosura was Ben going on damage control, “No guys, this’ll look REALLY biased, but we REALLY respect and care about Asura!”
This is Ben just stirring shit to be funny.

>>150003494
Beerus after fighting Universe tree Goku

>>150003514
Maybe it is damage control in the sense it was a bad idea to have Hulk lose or something?

>>150003432
>The Anti-Spirals were right

WTF! Why did a Gokubro make this conclusion?!

>>150003478
He's secretly from ICE even though he insists voting for Trump was the right call

>>150003496
>mfw I FLED from the /a/ genocide to our colony here

Can these threads even survive another Kratos vs Asura dumpster fire tier episode? I can’t even imagine the fallout.

>>150003541
*hiding from ICE

>>150003531
see >>150003461
it's being done because ben knows people are already agitated and this will cause further chaos, just like swan was doing for kyle vs simon

>>150003545
>Bejita RAN again

Tell me you didn't bring the Gigifag

Hello? Ice Officer? Yes, they're in here.

>>150003550
Atleast Hulk vs Godzilla is somewhat debatable, The only thing this can break these threads even more is like Superman losing to Omni-man. Even then Hulkzilla will make people seethe everywhere

I recorded myself singing the Hulk theme from 1966.
I will post it if Hulk wins

>>150003233
but somehow, kaijufag is the one people hate

>>150003592
now put on a maid dress

>>150003432
Nice Larp, Gokubro but I know what you are.

>>150003576
So we would need another big featsman vs statements merchant fight or complete stomp bait matchup? Pretty sure we’ve reached the peak with Asura and Kratos.

>>150003603
Nikofag isn’t a person, let alone “people”

>>150003168 (OP)
Is Thor vs Superman debatable?

>>150003209
>girl

>>150003604
Nah

>>150003610
Honestly 2 heralds fighting might seal the deal this rate, like Thor vs Superman, They're both capes so they had cuck moments happen to them. With how insane the threads are now the side who loses will melt like crazy

>>150003625
Superman jobbed to Godzilla’s breath, Thor jobbed to a simple tail whip from him.

Kyle won btw.

Maybe I should have made a new thread instead of leaving it up to chaos

>>150003650
Thor beat Godzilla?

KINGtos won btw.

>>150003674
In an elseworld story they had a draw. In 616 canon Godzilla knocked him unconscious with one tail whip.

>>150003604
don't worry, us gojixisters have got that covered!

Hulk is winning btw.

>b-but
Already sealed.

My HEROES? Multiversal?
My SEX LIFE? Active
My JOB STATUS? Gainfully Employed
Who am I?

>>150003705
No he isn’t, the evidence all points to a Godzilla victory.
>b-but what about
No.

>>150003703
Kek, I wonder how many "eggs" post he got as a "joke".

>>150003715
God

>>150003718
We really should hijack the word "egg" in the same way we took "woke", turn it into just another synonym for faggot

>>150003717
>barking already
Bend over.

>>150003738
>homosexual fantasies already
Typical hulkfag.

>>150003703
...I think he may actually like crossdressing.

https://youtu.be/Kv42tvkppo0?si=6GLkypsqqSFss-Y8
So, /DBG/ has lost it's sanity...
Discussion is no longer possible
Debating, Replying, Banter,
That was once the way of this general
Yet one cuckposter has changed that
A thread is created, replied by anons, and deleted
This cycle is what maintains this general, when the cycle stops. So does /DBG/ itself
And now, /DBG/ has met her death
In place of the creation of a new thread
A new general of shitposting has emerged , raining cuckoldry... Heaping Avatarfags upon Avatarfags.
You must abandon all preconceived notions...
and walk the path of supreme baiting with your fingers held up high
Janny shall surely curse you for going against his way
He will place a heavy ban on your IP, which you will bear for 3 days
But fear not, for only for receiving that ban can you truly walk the path of shitposting
First, I must now the extent of the power of homosexuality you hold within.
Behold, the supreme power of homosexuality, created by none other than Janny himself!

>>150003703
>gojibros are milexisters and kratostroons
KWABOOTY! As expected of the QUEEN of the Monsters' fanbase!

>>150003736
I am still shocked they call it "cracking", like cmon man, that doesn't inspire alot of good feelings.

>>150003717
What evidence? Kaijewtard desperation?

>>150003777
Common sense really, you should try it.

>>150003785
>its afraid
YUM YUM!

>>150003744
>kneeling to a superior male already
Typical zillafag.

>>150003610
>big featsman vs statements merchant fight
Bayonetta VS Dante rematch (?)
>complete stomp bait matchup
Omni-Man vs Superman or Invincible vs Gohan

THREAD, HELP HULK
HULK FIGHTING LIZARD
REALLY BIG LIZARD
SUDDENLY HULK FALL ASLEEP
THEN, HULK WAKE UP BEHIND DUMPSTER
HULK ANUS HURT REALLY BAD
HULK BUTT IS BLEEDING
IT NOT HEALING
HULK NO KNOW WHAT DO

truly anything the dragon ball fanbase touches collapses into vile degeneracy.

>>150003820
>kaijewfag screams about hulkfags being gay
>posts this
Holy projection Batman

>people are still ok with a pity win for banner, not the hulk
KEKAPOO

>>150003209
Bros, I think I love her…

IN A WORLD
>*pans in to a Pride convention *
>Camera shows Kyle struggling to suck off five trans girls as...
>"AND KRATOS TAKES SIX AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW ANTI BIGOT WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Kyle despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man Kratos satisfied so many LGBTQ people again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest ally!"
>Book drops on Kyle's head which reads " Gay Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Kyle in room with Broly
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets turned into a femboy/ trans girl?"
>"Oh my Harris...bigotry is fucked"
>Zoom in on Kyle writing Simon's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Asura storming into Kyle's apartment

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Kyle*
>"You saying we're in some kind of...Death Battle?"
>Cut to Kyle flying around the world and shooting dilators from his Rainbow Lantern Ring
>360 panoramic shot of Bardock and Omni-Man pointing as geysers of femboy cum flood the cities

BWEEEW
>Shot of Godzilla rising out of the ocean as Reioi plays
BWEEEW
>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBCs*
BWEEEW
>Cut to the chudcels defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Venti from Genshin Impact, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*record scratch*

DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of Maka fucking Ruby*
>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward"
>Deadpool does a cheeky pose "Erm...well THAT just happened!"
D.J. BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of Bruce Banner break dancing*
>Superman "LIIIIIT!"

>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "Death Battle" in the movie*
>Goku "Heh...I guess it is a-"
TITLE DROP

DEATH BATTLE: THE MOVIE
RATED R
Coming soon to a thread near you

>>150003833
hi ohnoschizo, still pushing that narrative?

Do I think Hulk should win? Yes.
Do I think Hulk will win? I don't fucking know, the DB team can either genuinely research hard matches to the best of their ability (Bowser v Eggman) or a bunch of disengenoius retards (Bardock v Omni-man)

>Hulk Wincons
Massively outscales in feats, statements, and cosmology so bad it's not even funny
Can resist basically all of Goji's many many hax
Banner could probably solve the Ultima equation because he's a superdupergenius

>Goji Wincons
Most of the people in this thread don't give a flying fuck about cosmolgy, let alone the glue-huffing agenda pushers over at the DB research team

Probably has some obscure hax from several decades ago or the infamous untranslated Ultima novel that DB can make a win out of without making normies too angry.

>>150003823
Everyone is a degenerate here, no one here is clean

>>150003858
I am counting that troon as part of the former.

>>150003298
Goku vs Death Battle General.
Goku solos.

>>150003865
>got called out for fasleflagging, doubles down
KEKAROODLEDOO

>>150003842
Now THIS is a good post

CHADulk’s greatest wincon is that it would be mean spirited if he lost again ;-(
Please let him have this W, just this once

>>150003870
I blame Raj personally but listroon did not help

>>150003874
I'm stronger than Goku, lil bro

I actually thought the animation for Mei vs Banner was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Banner losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Mei to take little damage. It also put Mei in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Banner, and let Mei show how far she had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as her. She wasn't just fighting Banner, she was TEACHING Banner. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Mei would take the lessons she learned and help someone who was just like her.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Mei reunite with Yun, but it feels weird to have her just stand there and take that clap.

I haven't read Banner’s comics though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a youtube video summary!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big Kaiju fan I thought they did Mei justice and from what I saw they treated Banner with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten a tweet made just for them?

>>150003890
>Raj
no confirmed Indians in the thread unlike the confirmed mixed racer

These threads are making me racist against Indians.

>>150003865
Godzilla...That was Doc Samson...

>>150003842
Wow! I can't wait to watch this with my wife's boyfriend!

*PANT PANT*
HULK FINALLY BEAT LIZARD IT TOOK EVERYTHING HULK HAS BUT HULK DID IT
…
WHAT YOU MEAN THAT WAS TURTLE

>>150003927
Mario…

>>150003851
What narrative? Stop posting your gay fantasies Gojibro

>>150003958
Hulk...That was Godzillasaurus...

>>150003927
Sonic...

>>150003974
what ever you say, ohnoschizo

>>150003208
Cuck and Homo fantasies probably

>>150004007
>what ever
Trying too hard

>>150004014
keep crying ohnoschizo, maybe one day, i'll turn into your boogieman

BRAP BRAP BRAP NNNOOOOO HULK NO WANT MAKE STINKY FARTY POOPIES! STOP PLAYING WITH HULK'S BUM BUM HOLE! BRAP BRAP BRAP PPPHHHEEEEEEEEWWWW

Hulk was apparently too scared to show up and help out when Galactus and Marvel's Ultraman threw down.

>>150004026
His boogeyman is multiple people, many people actually. He just calls everyone he disagrees with the same person.

>>150004026
Stop posting gay shit.

>>150004026
>>150004034
Could you stop posting your gay fantasies here, kaijutard?

>>150004034
haha, this happened to Hulk after King Kong did the same thing to Godzilla!

>>150004034
Is that poop all over his chest?

>>150004050
>it's the kaijufag clearly!
ohnoschizo....

>>150004068
Stop posting gay porn, niggerfaggot.

>>150004034
haha, this happened to Hulk after King Kong did the same thing to Godzilla!

>>150004074
>gets called out, posts troon shit, keeps doubling down
ohnoschizo's a troon alley it seems

>>150004084
Stop posting gay porn, niggerfaggottroon.

I think we can all agree that EVERY “[character]fag” poster here is bad ij one way or another.

Except for Simonchads, of course. They’re never wrong.

>>150003842
I hope this new movie has a LOT of gay/lesbian/trans sex scenes because BIGOTS need to learn that LOVE. IS. LOVE.

Hulk and Godzilla job to the following:
>Man, Zoffy, Seven, Jack, Ace, Taro, Leo, Astra, Joneus, Lotto, Elek, 80, Yulian, Scott, Chuck, Beth, Great, Powered, Neos, Seven 21, Zearth, Nice, Ribut, Regulos, Tiga, Dyna, Gaia, Agul, Nexus, Next, Cosmos, Justice, Max, Xenon, Mebius, Hikari, Zero, Ginga, Victory, X, Orb, Geed, Russo, Blu, Grigio, Taiga, Titas, Fumo, Seven X, Trigger, Decker, Dias, Blazar, Arc, and Omega.

>>150004110
>ij
spic/chinktroon…

>>150004098
you first, ohnoschizo

>>150004133
Godzilla? Yes

>>150004150
Already have. Stop posting shit like >>150003820, tranny.

>>150004137
That ij the correct way to spell it, yes. I rewrote reality to make it so.

>kaijutards think DB paid over $10,000 to have a novel translated
Kek to the roo.

>>150003568
I'm sorry....xhe didn't make it!

>>150003531
It strikes me as something that could be in the same vein as the Darkseid vs Thanos tweet where they were all decked out in Marvel merch.

>>150004159
Hulk didn't even show up to fight Ultraman in their crossover, like a coward.

sneed

>>150003852
>Eggman vs Bowser
Out of the loop, what did they do?

Hulk jobs to the following:
>Man, Zoffy, Seven, Jack, Ace, Taro, Leo, Astra, Joneus, Lotto, Elek, 80, Yulian, Scott, Chuck, Beth, Great, Powered, Neos, Seven 21, Zearth, Nice, Ribut, Regulos, Tiga, Dyna, Gaia, Agul, Nexus, Next, Cosmos, Justice, Max, Xenon, Mebius, Hikari, Zero, Ginga, Victory, X, Orb, Geed, Russo, Blu, Grigio, Taiga, Titas, Fumo, Seven X, Trigger, Decker, Dias, Blazar, Arc, and Omega.
Godzilla STOMPS the following:
>Man, Zoffy, Seven, Jack, Ace, Taro, Leo, Astra, Joneus, Lotto, Elek, 80, Yulian, Scott, Chuck, Beth, Great, Powered, Neos, Seven 21, Zearth, Nice, Ribut, Regulos, Tiga, Dyna, Gaia, Agul, Nexus, Next, Cosmos, Justice, Max, Xenon, Mebius, Hikari, Zero, Ginga, Victory, X, Orb, Geed, Russo, Blu, Grigio, Taiga, Titas, Fumo, Seven X, Trigger, Decker, Dias, Blazar, Arc, and Omega.

the gift keeps on giving lmfao

>>150004168
>he’s still coping about Ultima
You forgot to change your name, tard.

>>150004182
One word:
Madeus

>>150004166
…in my not-Aryan race ESL reality

>>150004189
Stop posting gay porn, tranny.

>>150004178
holy YUM

>>150004168
>hah, simonfags think an untranslated novel will be used, how silly!
>uuuuhhhhhhh that won’t happen for Godzilla though!
Capefags have a very bad memory.

>>150004203
>ohnoschizo still keeps letting trannies live rent free in their head, copes by posting gay fantasies
should have stuck to spamming ohno.

>>150004203
>greentext shitposts are “porn” now
Rich coming from a xir who posts an actual man’s asshole.

>>150004110
Never wrong in being a cucky slave!

>>150004221
>>150004220
SameBITCH stop posting tranny porn

>>150003842
Well at least Kyle will be the main character in something.

>>150004238
>Xir is melting the fuck down now
Damn, you really must be scared of Godzilla’s impending victory.

>Y-YOU TROON
Hulk is a trans alley.

>>150003471
>american soundtrack

>>150004221
>>150004220
Stop posting gay porn, tranny.

>I’ve never stopped posting at the bump limit,
>Keep defending DC with cuckposts to fit in,
>Have faith in the cuck I project on yourself…
>Give me a thread I can post in, I’ll flood it,
>With Simon cuckposts, cuz I secretly love it,
>Have faith in the cuck that I wish was myself…

>WE TAKE A DUMP, JAKARTA FIIILLS!!!
>BECAUSE TOILETS, CAN’T CONTAIN OUR WILL!!!

>Jerk off to NTR doujins I love,
>There’s no toilet paper left, so I cum,
>In the palm of my hand…
>Ugly tranny bodies dance…

>Give me a thread I can post in, I’ll flood it,
>With Simon cuckposts, cuz I secretly love it,
>WHERE IS MY CRUSH, SIMON STOLE?!?

>IN NEW DELHI, DIARRHEA SPIIILLS!!!
>I SHIT IN THE STREETS JUST FOR THE THRIIILL!!!

>Been buried deep inside the poo so deep that i can’t breathe,
>The stench around me overwhelming me…
>WHEN THE KEK NARRATIVE I WISH I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO WEAVE,
>IS SO ESL, I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE!

>SPIRALING SWASTIKAS IN MY MIND,
>BUDDHA, TAKE ME TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>GET ME OUT OF THIS THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE,
>WITH THE POWER OF GREEN LANTERN’S LIIIGHT!!!

>I’m… all… aaalooone…
>Keee… kyyy… siiimooon…

>KEK FANTASIES IN MY EEEYEEE!!!
>LET THE JANNY, CLEAN IT ALL BEHIND!!!
>KEK FANTASIES IN MY… EEEYEEE!!!
>LET THE JANNY, CLEAN IT ALL BEHIND!!!

>*cue EPIC facebook sitar söylo while my high school crush’s two TRVNNY BVLLS clash stitched-up meat sausages until the multiverse collapses from the strain and Buddha gets ASSKEKED alongside me boundless TRANNY COCK holy FUARK!!!*

>In New Delhi, diarrhea spills…
>I shit in the streets just for the thrill…
>We take a dump, Jakarta fills…
>Because toilets… CAN’T CONTAIN OUR WILL!!!

>III’M AAALL AAALOOONE!!!
>KEEEKYYY SIIIMOOON!!!

>ohnoschizo keeps projecting
why do you have so many tranny related images? you find them relatable?

>>150004268
you're a hybrid

>>150003842
>>150004268
FUNNYROO!

>>150004268
Goku lost listtroon

>Every tr/a/nime poster
>forced HRT and femsissy conversion
problem solved?

>>150004212
>forgetting that they wouldn't have used that if someone didn't pay for it to be translated for them
>comparing a short audio tape to a novel
Kaijewtards really aren't too smart.

>>I’ve never stopped posting at the bump limit,
>>Keep defending DC with cuckposts to fit in,
>>Have faith in the cuck I project on yourself…
>>Give me a thread I can post in, I’ll flood it,
>>With Simon cuckposts, cuz I secretly love it,
>>Have faith in the cuck that I wish was myself…
>>WE TAKE A DUMP, JAKARTA FIIILLS!!!
>>BECAUSE TOILETS, CAN’T CONTAIN OUR WILL!!!
>>Jerk off to NTR doujins I love,
>>There’s no toilet paper left, so I cum,
>>In the palm of my hand…
>>Ugly tranny bodies dance…
>>Give me a thread I can post in, I’ll flood it,
>>With Simon cuckposts, cuz I secretly love it,
>>WHERE IS MY CRUSH, SIMON STOLE?!?
>>IN NEW DELHI, DIARRHEA SPIIILLS!!!
>>I SHIT IN THE STREETS JUST FOR THE THRIIILL!!!
>>Been buried deep inside the poo so deep that i can’t breathe,
>>The stench around me overwhelming me…
>>WHEN THE KEK NARRATIVE I WISH I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO WEAVE,
>>IS SO ESL, I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE!
>>SPIRALING SWASTIKAS IN MY MIND,
>>BUDDHA, TAKE ME TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>>GET ME OUT OF THIS THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE,
>>WITH THE POWER OF GREEN LANTERN’S LIIIGHT!!!
>>I’m… all… aaalooone…
>>Keee… kyyy… siiimooon…
>>KEK FANTASIES IN MY EEEYEEE!!!
>>LET THE JANNY, CLEAN IT ALL BEHIND!!!
>>KEK FANTASIES IN MY… EEEYEEE!!!
>>LET THE JANNY, CLEAN IT ALL BEHIND!!!
>>*cue EPIC facebook sitar söylo while my high school crush’s two TRVNNY BVLLS clash stitched-up meat sausages until the multiverse collapses from the strain and Buddha gets ASSKEKED alongside me boundless TRANNY COCK holy FUARK!!!*
>>In New Delhi, diarrhea spills…
>>I shit in the streets just for the thrill…
>>We take a dump, Jakarta fills…
>>Because toilets… CAN’T CONTAIN OUR WILL!!!
>>III’M AAALL AAALOOONE!!!
>>KEEEKYYY SIIIMOOON!!!
>>>
>File: 1690011964568.png (12 KB, 140x255)
>>Stop posting gay porn, tranny.
>>>
>>ohnoschizo keeps projecting
>why do you have so many tranny related images? you find them relatable?

>>150004292
>Wikizilla translated it for free
Huh?

>>150004291
what if I'm both an /a/, /co/, /tv/, /v/, and other poster?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BCpsn2pxCtI&pp=ygUWV2FrZSB1cCBwb28gaW4gdGhlIGxvbw%3D%3D
Nikofag, ohnospammer and Kylebro theme song

>>150004301
>delusions
Kaijew, please...

>>150004298
>>150004272
>>150004275
Stop posting gay porn, niggerfaggot.

KIIIIIIIINNNGGGTTTOOOOOOSSSS

>>150004309
No, Wikizilla already translated the novel of SP, same person translated the Monster Apocalypse novels from the Anime trilogy too.

>w*jacks
Gentlemen...

>>150004309
>he doesn’t know that the novel has been translated and readily available for YEARS
No wonder you guys love hulk, you find his stupidity relatable.

>>150004325
Show me the official translation.

>>150004325
no I love Hulk because he's a big green guy that smashes stuff

>>150000119
>>150000135
We need to rape this faggot, NOW!!!

>nikocuck is absolutely melting the fuck down
It’s afraid…

>>150004332
https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Main_Page

>>150004251
what the FUCK is joe fixit's problem

>>150003414
Ben thought the frame was funny and decided to post it online completely ignorant at the amount of tinfoil theorizing over Hulk vs Godzilla

>>150004336
he's like the Green Giant except instead of selling corn he fights the military

>>150004352
Not an official translation. Try again.

>>150004357
Try using the search bar, nigglet.

>>150004371
nah

>>150004308
>30 pajeets in the apartment
>we call it the IT department
Kek

>>150004375
D'aaaw, scared to be proven wrong?

>>150004321
>>150004325
>retarded faggot delusions
>linking some furry's page like its an official source
So its not translated. Kaijews stay losing.

>>150004375
>give me proof
>*gives proof*
>I don’t want to read it
The absolute state of hulkfags.

>>150004371
Okay. I searched 'official translation'. I found nothing. Try again.

>>150004396
>post the wiki, expect the retard to look it up in the search bar that automatically fills in for you
>F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FURRY! REEEEEEEEE
as expected from hulkfags

>>150004356
Reminder that The Green Giant is Hulk's Hebrew name

>>150004407
Is hulk cut?

>>150004418
more than cut, bro

>>150004393
>>150004401
I like to jump into unrelated arguments for fun

>>150004420
>Hulk is a troon with an axe wound
GENTLEMEN

>>150004420
Hey he is like godzilla they got no dick no balls and feed on radiation

>>150004428
did someone donate money to him?

>>150004430
>"My genitals are actually internal. Or they would be. If they weren't sizzled off my body in the bomb testing."

>zillatards think a wiki page is an official source
Omegalul.

>>150004438
Nikobro is giving his life savings to him as we speak

>>150004445
>a wiki translated a novel that death battle paid over 1k to be translated, for free
>LOL KAIJEWTARDS LOSE AGAIN
?????

HULK AM TRANS OK
HULK JUST WANT TO BE WOMAN
HULK IS VALID, REDDIT SAY SO
LEAVE HULK ALONE

>>150003852
Post Hulk resisting cardinals based erasure, NOW.

Notice how the Hulkfag went from "There are no translations" to "There are no OFFICIAL translations"?

>>150004469
Stop posting tranny fantasies, kaijubro.

>>150004479
I remember seeing him do it once but he ran me over prior

>>150004340
>>150004379
>Mindbroken by ScholarCHADS
Yup yup!

>>150004486
Nah, the whole point was that there needs to be an official translation or Death Battle is going to need to spend a lot of money to translate an entire novel because they can't trust an unofficial third party.

>>150004466
Didn't your elementary teacher tell you not to cite a wiki page? Honestly, how brown are you?

>>150004486
hulktroons are fixated with anything that has the word "trans" in it

>>150004469
i mean marvel made it official....

>>150004489
STOP BEING MEAN TO HULK
HULK VALID
HULK PUT ON PRETTY DRESS
MAYBE LIZARD ERASE HULK PENIS AND BALLS, THAT WOULD MAKE HULK HAPPY

>>150004279
Kyle is a hyrbid tard, Simon won and stop using listtroon as a scapegoat Raj

>>150004509
Stop posting your tranny fantasies, niggerfaggot.

HULK AM NEVER BE A WOMAN...
HULK... ANGRY!
RRAAGGHHHHHH!!!!

>>150004503
>y-y-y-you're brown, it doesn't count, it's not official SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Translated word for word, just like the Anime Trilogy mangas. Maybe you should dial-8.

>>150004520
HULK NO LIKE YOU
HULK LOSE TO LIZARD ON PURPOSE TO MAKE YOU MAD

>150004513
Simon only won cuz of tranime hype

>>150004513
Kyle at least has some white and isn't 0% white unlike listroon

>>150004469
HULK SAY TRANS RIGHTS

>>150004525
>>150004530
Stop posting your tranny fantasies, niggerfaggottroon.

Kekoogley koogily dee
The hulkfags are getting btfo'd this thread, I see

What makes Gojirafags have the edge over them

boskeletonrp

Why is the zillatard projecting his trannyism when Zilla is a canonical asexual freak?

>>150004545
Stop posting your gay and tranny fantasies, niggerfaggot.

>>150004532
Don't start ducking like a sissy DCbro >>150004513

>>150004557
hulk need take meds

>>150004551
HULK AM VALID CHUD

Who's melting down this time?

>>150003383
You have no feats, only feets

>Simon the KEK
Literally who.
Us aryan chuds will beat him, marvel and dc with our VRIL powers

mei kamino's very loose pussy from hulk fucking her after me

DONATE TO HULK KO FI
HULK DESERVE MONEY
HULK NEED IT MORE THAN VALID LIST GIRL

>>150004594
ok Hulk, I Godzilla will

Is this the real life? Is this just /dbg/?
Caught in the shitposting, no escape from reality
Open the threads, look inside them and see
I'm just a cucky boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little gold, little mold
Any way the death battle goes doesn't really matter to me, to me

>>150004588
Imagine how fucking LONG and GIRTHY hulks penis is
Mei CANNOT take all of that but hulk WILL make it fit and stretch her OUT

>>150004601
>esl
Oh no hulk browns…

>>150004441
>hulk is a tranny, Godzilla is an enouch
Hulk and godzilla...Had hard lifes.

>>150004571
Some kylefag

yup

Jesus, these threads are going to be Krasura fallout 2.0 when hulk wins.

>>150004622
CANON

>>150004611
>hulksissies literally describing his penis in detail more than the actual woman
yep this convinced me, mexihulkans are gay as FUCK.

>>150004632
>when hulk wins
Ben tweeted so no.

>>150004630
Aryan!

Bros…
I have been shitposting a lot to distract myself from the constant thoughts of killing myself. The only reason I haven’t is because I don’t want to hurt my family. I won’t tell anyone because I’m scared they’ll just put me in a mental institution

Who is first to be struck by lightning

Last two digits is how many attacks it took Zilla to put the Hulk down for good.

>>150004649
>unironically thinking that tweet means hulk loses
Yep, the cope is setting in already.

You LOVE women
You LOVE faithful relationships
You LOVE consensual sex
You HATE india

>>150004670
just induce a seizure to have your right brain take over like me, I live a depressing life yet I'm not depressed in the slightest in exchange for being a total retard

>>150004677
the only thing being struck is my nostrils by the smell of her feet and clam

>>150004670
I argue with shitposters to ignore my worsening brain damage, get on my level fag

>>150004716
>coping that it doesn’t mean anything

>>150003686
>>150003674
It was GMK Godzilla that fought Thor, btw
That version is a literal onryo formed from the spirits of dead Japanese imperial soldiers

>>150004719
NAAAAARRGHHH... HULK.... RESIST...! TOO INGRAINED IN HULK... TO SUCCUMB!
HULK BIGGEST KEK THERE IS!

>>150004677
Lightning usually strikes tall things first, so none of the anons ITT qualify.

>>150004719
NO I FUCKING DON’T. DON’T MAKE ME BREAK YOUR FACE WITH MY SUB-WALL LEVEL FISTS!

>>150004722
>not armpits
don't you even know what this character is known for

Hulk kills IT along with all godzilla VS Godzilla pwns literally all of marvel. What causes more salt?

>>150004754
i dont care about her armpits. i care about her flatness and feet.

>>150004719
NOOOOOOOOO I WON'T LET YOU BRAINWASHING ME INTO NOT WORSHIPPING KAMINA ANIKI, JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!

>>150004755
The latter. Marvelfags are super insecure.

>>150004745
how tall is Shulk

>>150004765
>I WON'T LET YOU BRAINWASHING ME
KyleLOSERS are so fucking BROWN. KEKYPOOPOO!

>>150004765
ChudGODS won. Tranime lost.
>B-b-but Manime
No such thing.

>>150004776
aren't you?

>>150004755
Zillatards are one of the most unhinged fandoms out there. Hulk BTFOing the entire verse will make them go postal.

>>150004788
Most fandoms (including Marvel) are far worse.

Are they using singularity point zilla?
Cuz if not i don't see any way the king wins

>>150004765
>I WON'T LET YOU BRAINWASHING ME
See?

>>150004800
who knows maybe

>>150004800
>can’t even spell it correctly
You don’t deserve the answer.

>>150004814
Meds. I spelled it correctly.

>>150004776
>>150004811
Sorry I was distracted by Kyle and Superman fucking Nia. Made a mistake because I am also ESL

>>150004765
SAAR RAYNER

>>150004796
No, they aren’t, you faggot.

What are some characters that are literally uncuckable?

>>150004864
Mario

>>150004864
Kratos

>>150004864
It's true, Mario.

>>150004867
yeah
his wives are dead

>>150004865
Wasn't it revealed that Mario and Peach are just "good friends"?

>>150004865
>Yabba Dabba LETS A GOOOOOOOOOO

>>150004864
Godzilla

>>150004864
>People will cuckpost you if your love interest has been with other men
>People will cuckpost you if your love interest only loves you
>People will cuckpost you if you don't even have a love interest
If someone is delusional enough, they WILL make a cuckpost against their opponent.

>>150004864
Someone who literally just rapes women

>>150004887
Holy crap is there anyone who can stop the cuckForce?!

>>150004887
DC and Marvel heroes cuckposting is justified since every hero there has been a cuck at least once. Composite Superman? Then he also gets his composite cuckery

>>150004903
Having a father figure in your life

>>150004902
YujiroGODS...Holy fruack!

>>150004864
Some examples come to mind but I'm not gonna risk jinxing their reputation by mentioning them

>>150004910
This is why Joseph Campbell is Tier 0

>>150004902
ENTER

>>150004916
>raped a woman so hard she became a monk
>cucked some rich fag to impregnate baki's mom, then just fucking killed her
Yujiro is uncuckable

>>150004935
He fucked a tranny thobeit

>>150004938
Unironic Tier 0, fuck all these high dimensional twinks

>>150004903
not being a jeet

>>150004938
FAGjiro is net level. He would get bodied by any dimensional CHAD

>>150004902
Making my OC rape power girl (before she took BBC)

>>150004941
We don't talk about Billfags.

I'd just like to remind you chauvinistic FUCKS that women aren't some objects to win and that they still have value even if other men fucked them

>>150004961
That net was a 45 dimensional structure.

>>150004864
Any character that already did the cucking.

>>150004988
BASED SimonKING.

>>150004988
This. So much this, Chara Undertalesister.

>>150004988
Holy dubs of truth! /dbs/cholars kneel to this!

>>150004988
By FAVCI... I kneel...

>>150005024
He’s not even a demon. Leave K-POP verse to Muzan.

FACTS that /dbg/ KNEELS to:
Trans rights are human rights.
Bigotry is not okay.
Future doctors should have their culture respected.
Women control their bodies. Period.
Homosexuality is beautiful.
Cuckoldry is normal and respectable.
Kratos beat Asura.

>>150005058
OH my science! YEES!

>>150005058
Favorite character?

>>150005058
>>150005067
KINGmon dropping trvkes...

So, what mindbroke /dbg/ into becoming... whatever the fuck is going on?

>>150005058
>>150005067
KIIIIIIIIIINGTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!

>>150005058
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong

>>150005080
KINGtos fraudchecking the Asurajeets made them have melties forever

>>150005084
...because /dbg/ has not kneeled to them. Yet. They will be better men.

>>150005080
/dbs/ and sh*rty influence

>>150005058
So... Fvcking... Aryan...