Thread 150191581

Benfags have been getting too comfortable lately.

She? Won.

Serious question- how would this feat scale to Alien X?

>>150191581 (OP)
Who wins

>feats
>calcs
>outlier
>stomp
>solos
>blitz
>OP
>wank
>scaling
>hax
>dials
>inflated
>"x"-level
>"x"-buster
>power level
>jobber
>robbed
>infinite
>strongest
>fastest
>omnipotent
>omniscient
>onniversal
>lowball
>highball
>low-diff
>mid-diff
>high-diff
>tanked
>forced to dodge
>vsbattles.fandom

>>150191620
18

>>150191581 (OP)
The problem with the matchup is Super Poly is the kind of hax that beats just about everything that doesn't specifically have an immunity to it.

The end result of Jaden vs Alien X is a new version of Neos called "Neos X" or something.

>>150191581 (OP)
Ben wins literally any fight against someone who isn't Human or uses non-Humans to fight, because he just turns into the strongest version of that species and wins.

>>150191652
>The problem with the matchup is Super Poly is the kind of hax that beats just about everything that doesn't specifically have an immunity to it.
Which would be what?

>>150191627
>battle IQ
>chainscaling
>"x"-dimensional
>antifeats

>>150191659
The Fabled Unicore obviously.

>>150191656
>Turns into Kuriboh
>gets one shot

Yamate! Don't no diff me with your mach six speed and casual 15 ton tnt kick Ruby-dono!

>>150191627
>KINGtos

YGO solos any verse, they just have to make their opponent watch the first fifty episodes of Arc-V and then the rest of Arc-V

Truly an Omega Sanction like ability

BRING ME COMPOSITE NIGGERS

>>150191656
Yubel isn't a species of aliens, she's a childhood drawing that was brought to life by evil space magic after Seto Kaiba launched some designs drawn by Jaden into space because he figured if there were aliens out there, they should learn how to duel too.

I have no idea if the Omnitrix would work.
Yes Seto Kaiba is the king of the Autists

ENOUGH!
Who is winning this rape battle? Wincons is the loser MUST get raped. Consider all the victims they've bested and the hax they have to win.

>>150191772
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AR7Zfyrt5Ks&pp=ygUbU3R1ZGlvIGdoaWJsaSB0cmFpbGVyIG11c2lj

>Demi-god
>9 inches, but the sisters of fate told me that it was going to be reduced to 1 inch later down my life
>Uncut
>125 KG
>Golden? I don't even know anymore mang
>my lips are falling, send help
>Greeceland

>>150191779
Yujiro wins. He's faster, stronger, more skilled, and durable.

>>150191652
Doom resists and takes over the fusion

>>150191788
Don't slander my fucking father

>>150191835
Yeah thats more or less exactly what I mean.
Though I have no fucking clue what happens if he fuses with Neos and then just tributes it.

OH NO!
HE COULDN'T GO
3 - 0
LOL
LMAO

>>150191885
Charizard is the 0-3 king

>>150191772
Yakub turns him white.

>SEA
>brown skin
>cut
>underweight
>no muscle
>needs glasses
>addicted to Blue Archive
>ESL
Death battles for people like me?

>>150191599
Fight HER

I'M READY TO COME BACK. BRING ME MR. INCREDIBLE

Baby Gronk vs The Rizzler when?

>>150191511
>>150191504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_PHs-kbypo
Tigerbros...

>>150191931
>Solves the One Punch Man formula

>>150191931
That would be a horrible matchup

>>150192000
This isn't a fair fight. Saitama should be fighting Pre-Z Krillin

>>150191620
If it's an Invincible character up against a DBZ character, the Invincible character wins every time

>>150192008
Yeah, Saitama doesn't need any more humiliating defeats.

>>150192060
Post Saitama destroying a universe

KINGtos mogs Gokek. Gokek is a 1k universe buster. Kratos is a 9 million universe buster at 1% lowballed

Post Goku destroying a universe WITHOUT retarded scaling

>>150192060
No lies detected.

Tatsumaki vs. my 'ock

>>150192096
>doesn't count!!!!

Post Saitama beating an elephant.

>>150192129
Sorry, maybe you didn't understand what I said
Please post Saitama from One-Punch Man destroying a universe.

>>150191599
Cute boy, hal victim

>>150192129
Is the elephant heavy, or is Goku weak?

DBZ elephant vs OPM Mosquito and Cat. Who wins?

>>150192129
>What is Goku lowering his ki

>>150191900
>giving your opponent an advantage

MCU Mr. Fantastic! You're in my way of becoming king of the pirates!

So typically I don't like to do this with stories I am reading, but since I picked up Soul Eater because of the Death Battle, I figured I should provide a scan and context.
So this is from Chapter 30 of Soul Eater, so nowhere near the endgame, so if anyone brings it up as a speed limit for Maka, then it isn't really the most helpful in that regard.

>>150191581 (OP)
Next time you should post the strongest Yugioh protagonist and the strongest spirit

I would die for this man

>>150192316
Yugi is canonically stronger

Fuck feats.

>>150192348
Me victim

>>150191677
that effect solos every other effect that doesn't have built-in immunity to negation

>>150192268
Death the Kid NEEDS to have his goth, emo, sissy, boi hole GAPED

>>150192348
None.

>Darkness stole Kazuma's first kiss
>Aqua made Kazuma blush
>The literal ending of the story is Eris giving Kazuma a blessing

>>150192424
>>The literal ending of the story is Eris giving Kazuma a blessing
Is a blessing sex?

>>150192356
>>150192424
Nuh-uh. MeGODDESSmin wins.

>>150192348
Sex with feats.

>>150191779
Homelander would be so shocked that he was fighting someone who not only was a match for him in strength but also completely shutting him down with overwhelming martial skill that he would fold pretty fast and become open to rape.

>>150191935
>Animal Planet FANFICTION

>>150192424
Would a Megumin vs. Maka cuck match have been better than Ruby vs. Maka?

>>150192399
Why are you like this?

>>150192502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNK78cl2wto
>only 12 episodes
>tiger STILL manages to get into the oxygen club
OH NO NO NO

>>150192523
MaKEK is just looking for another BVLL to pile on Soul.

>>150192268
This is the same guy who went from nevada to egypt, TWICE, in around half an hour...in his first dedicated chapter.

>>150192335
Not really

>>150192523
Comes with being a KINGtosCHAD

Here is my bull application:
White Scandinavian
7 inch BWC
200LBS 8% BF
6'4
Body count: 150
I am willing to cuck men and women. Hmu

>>150192523
Do you not think people want to fuck death the kid?

>>150192583
Post Yuma defeating Yugi in a duel and becoming the king of games.

>>150192572
Oh right, I guess he did do that.
Well that did feel more like a gag than a serious feat. Did DB use it for Crona vs Venom?

>>150192636
They used the moon speed feat.

Question about destructive potency, the first few tiers are understandable (wall level, building level, city level, continent, planet)

But what is the hierarchy of these:
>multiverse busters
>timeline busters
>megaverse/hyperverse busters

Kratos vs Asura dance battle

Dude....>>>/v/719754579

>>150192650
It's all nonsense above multiverse tier. The writers certainly don't understand what they're talking about.

>>150192682
Kratos wins again.

>>150192707
Omniverse and outerversal tiers are definitely above multiverse.

>>150192733
It's still nonsense because 99% of writers are retards who just throw around words.

>>150192733
I have had guys tell me their verses' universe (singular) is outerversal. None of this means jack

I just don't understand which is stronger, destroying a multiverse, a timeline or a dimension? I don't know which one encompasses which

>>150192617
Jack was the king of games in the future so yugi jobbed before 5Ds. Yuma is stronger than Jack and Yusei. So, Yuma > Yusei >Jack > Yugi

>>150192802
Timeline (includes dimensions) > dimension (includes multiverses) > multiverses (includes multiple universes)

>>150192649
Looked up the transcript for the episode:
>Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute, and BlackStar is even faster.
>He's dodged lasers, and been tracked moving over 20 kilometers in six microseconds while approaching Baba Yaga Castle.
So maybe the math isn't mathing, but 20 kilometer is 6 microseconds is 3.33e9 m/s.
That's not Mach 9000. That's Mach 9718173.
That's 11x the speed of light.

>>150192829
Fuck....Chara is OP......

>>150192348
So is the character this character is a parody of any decent?

>>150192687
After Asurakeks got BTFO and hid behind Spawn. They had to move to /v/ like RATS

>>150192802
>>150192650
The long answer and the short answer are that it depends on the writer.
In Dragon Ball, a multiverse exists in each timeline, but in DC the multiverse contains alternate timelines.

>>150192834
Ruby gets fucked even in the wank department. SAD

The authors did not calculate all of this you nerds.

Imagine a multiverse of lolis.

>>150192907
My author is baxter, now what?

>>150192908
A SIMPLE SEPTIC TANK REMOVAL for them.

>>150192687
KEKtosissies…

>>150192129
No wonder Hannibal almost win the 2nd Punic war.

Texas vs Kaname Madoka

>>150192908
KINGtos SCHOLAR btw

>>150192224
Mr Fantastic is for Plastic Man

>>150192687
Yeah, Kratos is at least making elite eight this King lol.

>>150192348
KINGtos SCHOLAR btw

>>150192687
Good thread, btw.

>>150191599
A child?! HOLY YUM! KINGtos SCHOLAR btw

>>150192994
I don't get it.

>>150192907
I mean of course not. I don't believe that the Soul Eater author intended for the characters to be much or any faster than sound, let alone faster than light.
I am just operating under the standard that Death Battle has set. Even if I don't like it much.

>>150192994
The weakest Texan SOLOS with TX SB20 scaling and then goes home to bang his hot legal latina wife.

>>150193019
....in barred.

>>150192687
Bro /v/ was making fun of Norse Kratos for years before Krasura

ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!
We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.
COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!

>>150193040
I know you guys like to meme, but soon actual trannies and pedos will infiltrate this place.

>>150193085
too late chud

>>150193085
Flaseflagging Asuratroons were already here

>>150193065
Then it would be a Ms. Brisby in Ms. /co/ situation where he just wins in a stomp because people were upset he wasn't in the main bracket and the rest that didn't vote him get pissed barred was used for this.

>>150193075
The tranny is spamming there.

>>150193085
Falseflagging KEKtostrannies have always been here.

>>150193122
oh lol. Then he's the /v/ jannies problem now too then

Imagine being spitroasted by Asura and Kratos

>>150193164
Simon and Kyle don't need to imagine.

Genjutsu is an immediate win.

>>150193174
Simon gets fucked by Kratos and Asura with his hands tied while Kyle sucks Simon's cock through a hole in the table Simon is laying on

>>150193253
Okay that is enough yoko.

>>150193195
...against tiny Asian cocks, but BBC are more resilient.

>>150193195
>You will kiss Hal Jordan

Who has worse farts, Asura or Kratos? I think Asura because he's Indian

>>150193253
Post more, STACYko.

I just farted out my bull's semen from my asshole

>>150193269
>but BBC are more resilient.
British Broadcasting Corporation? i mean,i guess so

>>150193358
/dbg/...

>>150193371
The BVLL is /DBS/ BTW

>>150193358
Deku...

Israel lost
Palestine lost

>>150193332
Post Asura being Indian. The guy has no ethnic race nor does he need to breathe, eat, drink, sleep, piss or shit.

>>150193275
Professor x wouldn't do something so vile...right?

>>150193042
Texas might have just banned lolis and shotas.

>>150193425
Madoka isn't a loli.

I thought I was weak until I solo'd bleach

>>150193085
>soon
>he doesn't remember

>>150193430
Still an underage fictional character and the law also goes after characters that can be mistaken as lolis so flatty and shortstack characters will also be affected.

>>150193394
>Post Asura being Indian

>Superman
"Don't worry Ruby! You don't need DC scaling to win this fight! Think about your friends! You HAVE scaling of your own"
>Ruby
"Y-You mean it Supes?"
>Weiss
"Of course Ruby! Look here I have a 200 Tons of TNT feat you can easily scale to!"
>Superman
"Pfffff... Oh, s-sorry... I... The Kryptonian allergies you know... They get really bad around this season"
>Blake
"Hey, Ruby look you can easily scale above Mach 77 there's no need for SMITE, or Persona-"
>Weiss
"Please don't talk about Persona."
>Yang
"Right... Anyways, even if Maka is a bit stronger your Aura will make sure you are completely fine for a while! You CAN win Ruby!"
>Superman
"... Well... That Aura thing got broken by Mikasa's Thunder spears..."
>Blake
"I won that fight you know?"
>Ruby
"PLEASE SUPERMAN, I NEED THIS"
>Superman
"Ruby... I..."
>Ruby
"My show is kinda Homeless... I would like a win to revive the interest in it..."
>Superman
"... Maka, I can see you through the Wall, the waiting rooms are besides each other you know?"
>Ruby
"M-Maka is hearing this!?"
>Superman
"Maka why are you trying not to laugh!? That's so disrespectful!
>Ruby
"SUPES PLEASE! AT LEAST LET ME SCALE TO BATMAN!"
>Weiss
"Please don't talk about Batman..."
>Superman
"MAKA STOP LAUGHING!"
>Ruby
"NYOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

>>150193164
I think Kyle would probably be better for it. Simon's too skinny, but Kyle has more meat on his bones and a much more curvy figure and you just know it's soft to the touch. Kyle's ass probably feels like two brand new pillows

>>150193478
>No saar Asura very not brown saar

>>150193430
She's a 14 year old and the Texas law bans all fictional depictions of minors that can be viewed as nsfw. Magical girl transformations would 100% fall under that.

>14 year old
That is PRIME BREEDING age THO

>>150193499
I'm not even going to ask. I already know what your favorite character is.

I love Jenny

>>150193499
Yikes

>>150193499
..." said Simon complimenting Kyle on his 'indomitable spirit.' "I would like to dig my drill into that."

These threads are like playing Whack a Mole sometimes

Debunk this. You can't.

>>150193586
..the "mole" being my cock and the hammer used to "whack" being a loli's foot.

Speaking of Jenny, who's her best match up?

>>150193604
my 2 inch micropenis

Kyle was literally built for breeding

>150193600
Texans... put a venomous snake in his boot.

>>150193586
These threads are like a bad sitcom were all the characters are unlikeable psychopaths that are constantly at each other's throats

>>150193615
Anon No. 150193536...

>>150193616
Calm down, Simon.

>

>>150193621
Kratos would be the Main Character and Asura is the family dog

>>150193621
Always Sunny in /dbg/

KNEEL

>>150193622
How the fuck did you know I made both posts

These threads are It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dibs on being Charlie.

>>150193642
Goku and Superman are the protagonist of the first 3 seasons, then the show gets cancelled and rebooted with a new set of protagonists: Kratos, Ashura, Simon, and Kyle.

Imagine fucking Kyle doggystyle at the GLC's shower rooms. You just come on to him and don't take no for an answer. He's definitely submissive enough that it's doable. Imagine the echoing and squelching of your wet pelvis slapping against his tight ass until you fill him up with alien STD's

>>150193675
The one time the reboot was better.

>>150193595
What is there to debunk? It is just a projectile thrown by Zeus.

Vs who?

>>150193595
So faster than lightning at best

>>150193685
Simon... why are you so thirsty for Kyle today?

>>150193688
Freddy

>>150193688
Roll from Mega Man?

>>150193685
You need to be hired by DC

>>150193675
Now I'm thinking Asura as a screeching "moral fag" of powerscaling where feats need to come first, wank is bad, yadayada and Kratos shits on all that

>>150193708
MvC scaling will SAVE Roll

>>150193659
Kratos when Asura drops his pants

>>150193658
Did you know that practically every single Tier 0 on VS Battlewiki is just the Abrahamic God with a different skin?

>>150193685
>tumblr

>>150193478
>They are described as power-seeking beings
That doesn’t match Asura at all, sorry. I can post Kratos being Greek though. Enjoy!

>>150193728
>Naked monkey boy
Holy YUM!!!

>>150193615
Kyle Rayner…
>>150193616
… robot teenagers.

>>150193747
Hank Hill will effortlessly kick his ass.

>>150193748
Hal that's a fetus!

Kyle feels more like a punching bag that exists to relieve other characters' stress

The average /co/ poster will lose in a fight to THIS???

>>150193747
>Rei's fart smeller and a Literally Who

>>150193727
Ashura is the feat purist that always doubts anything you say unless you post the feats
Kratos is the statements and lore guy who talks like some enlightened being but is mostly doing stupid shit and pissing Ashura off
Simon is the straight man of the group that slowly gets corrupted by his peers
Kyle looks like a normal wholesome guy but in actuality is a huge degenerate

>>150193757
Yeah, way too old for Hal

>>150193783
She stomps me...

>>150193783
>loli
Oneshotted by Sandy Cheeks.

>>150193800
a fetus is too old for that sick fuck??? what does he like, zygotes?!

>>150193811
...'s humungous futa cock that vores them.

>>150193783
If I ever saw this child in real life I would thumb her eyes out exactly like how Kratos did to Poseidon

>>150193727
>where feats need to come first, wank is bad
In a perfect world, this would be good. In this one, it doesn’t matter.

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
America pauses from shoving its tongue down Dallas’ throat
A: “Goddamn! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful America-Sama?!”
Dallas stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a pack of illegal mexicans are clearly beating Texas to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
D: “ew, it must, like, be that cucky state Texas. I can’t believe I was one of its cities only when it was begging for help from you oh great and powerful and attractive America-Sama”
From the bush:
T: “AMERICA-SAMA SAVE ME! THESE BEANERS ARE BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
A: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of it after Im done fucking you ten times over Dallas. When were you founded again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the cucked state gets pummelled by mexican fists until its borders are unrecognisable, its streets filled with taco stands and mexican cartels beheading citizens while it must listen to its fake "country" taking the city it loves most away from it
T: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED AMERICA-SAMA MORE!

Texas won.

Tienrus

>>150193499
Yoko vs banner, who is the better sex analyzer?

Yeah you would job.

KINGtos

>>150193894
TRUEEEEE I WOULD JOB TO HER TIGHT CUNNY HOLY SHIT IM HOONINGRIGGG FUCKING NKWOWWWW

>>150193851
Canon.

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150193836
Good, Multiversal Kratos is funny so it's a good world

>>150193768
His ass as soft as pillows relieves Simon's sexual stress.

>>150193812
Yes this one >>150193908 detective Stable

My hero sucked me off

>>150193934
Toga is a villain, not a hero.

>>150193851
KEKxas, Bush, Canon.

I just sucked off my hero.

How did we end up with the degenerates posting at this time of day, this was supposed to be the time for actual discussion

>>150193908
YOU SICK FUCK!

Gokek bros?

Texas is going to GAPE so many anons in this thread and their entire verses when their law passes everywhere.

>>150193952
>when he sees the Decepticock

I'm trans

>150193908
>150193975
Texans... these anons are wanted dead.

>>150193975
SON-KUN I LOVE YOU FUCK ME WHILE KEKJITA WATCHES

I'm gay and racist

SUPER DUPER DIAPER
BIG MESSY SHARTS
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>Start Reading Soul Eater in preparation for the upcoming episode
>Not bad at all...
>It's actually quite decent...
>Damn I'm kinda hooked...
>Snap back to reality time to Read Chainsawman and Kengan Omega
>It feels more dogshit than usual
Remember to keep your standards low when reading slop, otherwise it might get painful

>>150193967
I know we should be discussing how Kratos solos fiction, not Z-tards and loli faggotry

No one will ever replicate what KINGtos did. He was literally an unstoppable force and immovable object. He was pure, absolute strength. Every technique, every trick and gimmick, every asspull, he was unfazed by. A full force attack by Wrathful Deity Asura was easily repelled. Attacked by Six Armed Vajra Asura? Who cares, he's like, stronger than mantra. Asura finally asspulls his Destructor form, and it does fucking nothing against a barely-even-trying Kratos. Unlocking new power doesn't help, fighting smart doesn't help, he facetanks beams, he beats people up by just looking at them. They unlock new powers, they team up to fight him together, it doesn't fucking matter. Nothing they do can reach his might. No Death Battle character has ever felt this far above what the other combatant could muster. He was truly the better man.

Goku claps his feet when he gets excited

Stabler gapes your verse

>>150194013
Cuck fantasies are my life. They flow through my body in place of blood.

>>150193975
Thank God Superman put this sick freak in the ground 3 times over

You niggas are gay

>>150193967
Everyone is staying up late I guess. The threads are at their least schizophrenic during the morning most of the time.

>>150194042
And? Simon and Kyle show that gay love is the purest there is.

>>150194042
God you know it tastes like bubblegum

Post yummy tasty cocks right now

>>150194029
It's his monkey instinct.

>>150193621
8 bit theater?

>>150194064
No. They wouldn't be more yummy than Simon's and Kyle's. I love our GAYBIES of /dbg/. Kymon for LIFE.

>>150194022
BEASTTOS

Uh......

>buubro
Kys

>>150193737
Not true, there is that gacha loli...That also counts as a xianxia charactere weirdly enough...

>>150194088
Yoko...

>>150194099
That better be a Kymon doujin he's reading. They're the best.

>>150194112
>Yog-Sothoth
I consider Yog-Sothoth, Azathoth, and Nyarlathotep to be corrupted adaptations of the Holy Spirit, the Father, and the Son, respectively.

Why is Superman like this?

Kymon sounds better than Siyle or Simyle, but we all know that Simon is the seme and Kyle is the uke. Seme even has a s for Simon and uke has a k for Kyle.

>>150194132
Kek superman is such an asshole. You don't see CHADku ruining the lives of random civilians like this.

>>150193832
Post Kratos destroying (90%) of a mountain, because she can.

Post Kratos

>>150194150
....You weren't supposed to ask for that.

>>150194144
True. Goku tells the villains he won't fight unless they go somewhere deserted.

Kratos

I can't fucking stand Ruby's voice, it makes me irrationally angry, I tried to watch this show but I just can't.
I can stomach the animation sometimes looking a bit weird but every time Ruby opens her mouth I feel like punching a hole on my screen.
Who the fuck directed the Voice acting in this shit? Is her voice meant to be "Kawaii" or something?? Why? Why the MC? I could try to push forward if the awful voice belonged to a secondary character, not the MC...
I thought her cancerous voice in SMITE was just HI-REZ being retarded as usual, but she literally talks like that in the show all the time. I won't be able to ever masturbate to Ruby porn ever again because I will imagine her stupid voice every time.
I feel genuine dread DB somehow gets her OG voice actress for the episode, this shit gave me PTSD

>>150194131
>Jesus is in lotr, xianxia, math, scifi, and horror
BEAST

>>150194210
I won't lie. I think about this at least once every hour since it's happened. I don't know to get over it.

>>150194198
Her voice is annoying I'll agree but it's the type that grows on you at least in my opinion
though it probably helps if you want to face fuck her and thinking about shutting her annoying voice up with that is hot to you like it is to me

>>150194198
You can be happy seeing her squeaky voice scream in pain, as she gets bisected by Maka.

>>150194231
Laugh. KINGtos is a lot of fun.

>>150193737
except Azathoth

>>150194280
>>150194131
I am might be in the minority when it comes to this interpretation of the three big Lovecraft gods, though.

>>150194295
*I might
I wrote "I am in the minority" and then changed the wording, but I forgot to delete "am"

>>150194231
You shitpost and meme on Kratos or join the KINGtos SCHOLARS.

I hate it when my hero is bullied

I'm jerking off right now

>>150193737
>Tier 0 on VS Battlewiki is just the Abrahamic God
SMT? Beyond Tier 0

>>150194487
>Gnostic NONSENSE

>>150194495
>>Gnostic
The Demiurge exists alongside YHWH

>>150194520
>Gnostic NONSENSE

Your god? Just some delusional cosmic creature playing pretend while the top dawgs actually do important things.

Gnostic? More like naw, stick your cock in my ass as far as it can go, I can take it

>>150194242
Ben Singer you aren't supposed to spoil the kill

On the topic of gods, why do people keep hyping the Greek pantheon up? They look like a bunch of jobbers whenever I read Greek myths.

>>150194595
They're the most popular
Most of the Norse myths are dead and have no feats, and bring forgotten applies to alot of myths like Mesopotania. I'm guessing you can say Egpyt and Aztec myths are star level because of the Sun. No idea about India, Japan, and the rest of Asia like Russia

>>150191652
There's nothing Ben's ever had that no-sells Legerdomain's bullshit?

Kneel, Xenos scum.

So, most of these characters are made from atoms, right? That would means their atoms are held together with the strong nuclear force and shutting that down for their atoms would mean they would instantly die, right?

>>150195034
Why are you even comparing Jiren and Jessica? Also, I still can't get over how retarded this whole thing is. Texas is where a lot of anime started getting translated to begin with and not even western stuff like South Park would be safe. We are witnessing the death of art before our eyes.

I wasn't here during the last thread, but I saw a bunch of Ghidorahfags here. I seriously hope that shit was fake.

>>150195203
I'm just carrying the torch of the based retard who proposed the match up because I find it really really funny

>JJKverse now has aliens and multiverse
Dragonballbros... they will surpass us...

We must be worse men.

>>150195382
Shut up, Asurakek

>>150195267
Cute boys

>>150195382
Speak up AsuraCHAD.

post Kratos being a better man

>>150195382
>>150195459

People do realize Kratos' actual quote was to be a better god, right? Not a better man

>>150193633
I always love these because they show how interchangable dragon ball fights are.

When everyone's a multiversal, X Dimensional, Infinity + 1 character...no one will be.

>>150195541
Our KING

>>150195541
>sakomoto victim

Satsuki is my fascist wife

>>150195559
>Fascist

We don't like anti-semites here

>>150195554
… of size 0 dicks.

My wife? A zealot who would burn your entire city down for heresy.

ENOUGH

We all know Kyle and Trent stomps everyone here

>>150195583
Joan of Arc....

Sonic won

>>150195623
....the being a romanceless character contest after Ken Penders

How crazy am I if I think Nightwing could beat Daredevil?

notice how the kratosjeets scurried away when Sung Jinwoo is posted.

Do Simon the Digger and Kyle Rayner have the potential to be one of the best yaoi couples of all time? Hear me out.Death Battle explains this pairing a bit by being about similar characters fighting and giving fun battle chemistry, but more can be said about the ship. It's an outerversal romance that transcends the multiverse. With their outerversal power, they may be two of the only characters in fiction that could really comfort each other because despite their power, they still have been hurt in love. They may have pure heroic hearts, but their hearts have still been scarred from their beloved dying or falling for someone else. There's also a cruel irony to this pairing, as Kyle got cheated on with someone named Simon. But it's okay because their indomitable human spirits pulled them through it, and perhaps that human spirit, that humanity in them beyond inhuman powers, can give them an indomitable bond. You might say it can't work because they're straight, but there's a reality where Simon kisses Leeron, and while Kyle hasn't kissed a man, though not meaning he's gay, he has shown respect, gently turning down his gay assistant who was heartbroken that he loved Jade. Consider it getting spicy too. From lantern constructs to unlimited energy from spiral power, the bed will not last more than a minute. We know Simon is the seme and Kyle is the uke because Simon won Death Battle, but the names add a humorous aspect to it because "seme" starts with an "s" for Simon and "uke" has a "k" for Kyle. Simon just gives off big drill energy too. Though it being Death Battle meant someone dies, I think maybe in an alternate reality, love did bloom on the battlefield. Thank you, Death Battle, for showing me Tier Love is the strongest tier there is. Love is truly BOUNDLESS. "In brightest day, in blackest night, no love shall escape my sight. Let those who ship with all might harness my power, Green Lantern's light becauseyour love is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"

>>150196066
Yoko chill the fuck out.

>>150196066
SCHOLARko, keep TEACHING the halls.

>>150192042
Other way around

Simon: Updooted!

>>150193604
Probably astro boy

>>150193604
Brainiac

I'm masturbating to Mothra porn

Ninjago vs TMNT, what do you think?

>>150196581
Ultima, you don't need to announce it every time...

>>150196603
He developed a humiliation fetish after his loss please understand

>>150192869
who is the character megumin is a parody of? lina inverse?

I'm horny for Shimo.

>>150196611
yep, spot on