do we really need a drummer beating the pulse of every beat of a whole song?

the energy wasted by paying for a drummer, by the drummer him/her/theirself, the tinnitus received by the listener is not worth it

Chelsea don't even have a shirt sponsor.

It doesn't get more SOVL than that.

OHHHHHH ALI BAYYYYA YOOO

OBAHH OBAHH OBAHH

OHHHHHH HIYALOW ALI BABA YOOO

OBAHH OBAHH OBAHH

OK, we admit it, South American teams aren't as shit as we pretend.

But if we're both trying with the same effort, we win 17 out of 20 times, draw 1, maybe lose 2 (stats based on personal watching of football as a citizen of a UEFA nation over multiple years, though sometimes while doing something else like eating or watching another thing on TV in split screen thoughbeit).

We're the 5 foot 11 guy who can't be bothered to beat up the 5 foot 9 guy because we refuse to write anything but "6 foot" on the entry paper.

We're somewhat better than you and can't be bothered to play you. Accept this level of concession.

Thank you. Signed, citizen of UEFA nation.

(This post was sponsored by Amstell.... and Playstation.... UEFA Champions League sponsors)