Alright, hear me out. You fags are gonna chimp out but I don’t care. This has to be said.
We’ve lost the plot.
Ten years ago, saying half the shit you see here would get you fired, banned, excommunicated, and probably lobotomized. Now? You’re just parroting Fox News segments from six months ago. You’re literally in sync with middle-aged Facebook dads and Turning Point USA interns. You think you’re dropping redpills, but you’re just doing unpaid PR for the GOP.
We’ve become the establishment’s funhouse mirror. What used to be edgy is now campaign material. Your faggot boomer uncle and whore aunt quotes /pol/ memes at Thanksgiving while watching Candace Owens on their flatscreen. You’re not rebels. You’re Reaganite larpers with anime profile pics.
Counterculture is about being ahead of the curve. We were the avant-garde. Now we’re echoing Mike Pence with added racism.
So here’s the galaxy-brain take: if /pol/ wants to stay relevant, to keep being the digital id of internet culture, we need to go radical left.
Not libshit brunchfag communism. I’m talking Maoist-anarcho-primitivist-post-irony-eco-Leninism with a side of techno-nihilist accelerationism. Ditch the LARPing tradwife cope and start quoting Kropotkin. Alienate the NPCs again. Make Redditors an hero. Be weird, just not Republican.
Imagine the seethe when /pol/ starts shitting on landlords, advocating collective farms, and unironically promoting worker co-ops while using Stalin reaction images. 4chan is about trolling the zeitgeist — and right now, the zeitgeist is you.
You’re not rebels. You’re jannies with Pepe memes. Time to pivot.
Die seething, you know I'm right.

>>509930274
I thought she was only a leftist when ArmoredSkeptic dumped her and she was going through a breadtube phase (I think I remember she was fucking Vaush at the time - fucking eww)? Either way I think she is now married to a tradcath who bred her and turned her into a chud again

>>508232878
/pol/ has only one little sister and her name is Shoe.