Any of you distinguished gentlemen CC in a fanny pack? I was looking into doing so but the available products are either zippered (yeah good luck with that if you need your gun) or mallninja looking (muh molle webbing and velcro)/ungodly expensive (pic related). I like to stand up paddle board during the summer and I want to fanny pack carry because I like to leave my car behind and take my bike to the lake with my board on a rack, it's good exercise and fresh air time.