>>509843779
Nigger, you're in Panama
The roads are absolute dogshit.
The worst road in the US is the best road in Panama.
How you fuckers make a road is
>"we need a road"
>pick a spot of jungle
>Mow a hole through jungle with US made bulldozer
>Pave over mowed-down jungle
>wait for rain
>there are two seasons: the one season where it's hot and rains once a day, and the other season where it's hot and rains once a day, all day
>whatever floods bad enough to not cross with a Hilux with a snorkel, dig it up and put in drainage
>pick new jungle to mow down with a bulldozer when first road sinks into stinking mangrove swamp
I know.
I had to live in your shit pit country - I fucking HATED it.
The only part that does not suck absolute dog ass is the upcountry, near Costa Rica - the high country. That's okay.
The rest of your country is a malaria and yellow fever shit pit that smells like smoke and shit and is infested with niggers and chinks.
The only relief is sucking down rum at the expat bars, then jumping on a boat and LEAVING for someplace else or heading upcountry to where it doesn't suck as bad.