>>714914642
>meanwhile nobody has been killed before (cause they are all dead)
Now that has me wondering about a universe where zombies exist, but they're all extremely pacifistic and hippied out because they know what it feels like to die
>Come home from work, flick on the lights
>Zombie roommate is just sitting on the couch, staring at the wall
>Ask if she wants anything while you're opening the fridge
>"...Nah, man. I'm, like, good," she says, adding a wispy "Thanks" after a moment
>You shrug, flick off the lights while dipping into your room, and she just continues staring at the drywall in the dark, permanently vegged out and just in her own lane, calm, peaceful

I have autism.