You children have chosen LGBT instead of Christianity.

But I ask you this:
Can LGBT give you salvation? Will some kind of LGBT entity give you eternal life and wash away your sins?
One day you will encounter a situation where you need divine help, and some earthly creation will not help you.

inb4 ridicule
I posted this out of nothing but empathy, to help you. In 20 years you will think back on this post and regret that you attacked your helper.