>>60674145
>>60674153
I don't know how to tell you guys this but you were supposed to do all this when you were like 14. You're not supposed to wait until you have a million bucks, you're supposed to kiss at 14, have sex at 16-19, get a girl married at 25-28, buy a house with your wife at 30 and have kids, get divorced at 28, never get remarried but be one of those divorced dads in your 40s, slowly rebuild your finances and live with 'Barb', your longtime girlfriend with whom you have one kid and her other kid from her previous marriage lives with you, awkwardly bring them to your son's highschool graduation when you're around 50 and pretend you don't notice how he seethes when you tell him you can't pay for his college because kid 2 is autisic and posts on 4chan and needs extra help. Then 20 years later you retire to flipland with 250k in cash and receive 8000 a month in pension 1, pension 2 and social security, with 1.2 million in your retirement fund to sponge off of while you make kid number 3 with a 25yo flip chick. Kid 3 will get an equal share to your two white sons, who will hate your guts for leaving them with less by constantly making new kids to whom they feel little to no kinship but it's whatever.

Instead you're.... some kinda neet loser, or sad wagie with no friends. Did you even try?

I miss Jelly
I don't care about the cuck poster

>the pandemic
HAHAHAHAHA

>>102183716

>>102135153

>>102104055
>You don't actually want it to end
End what, anon? I don't have much to live for.

Jelly painal

Phase needs more fat assed pear shaped lzoomer girls

>>101483118
>model downgrade

after 20-30 mins of digging i found out the truth behind the jelly allegations and am now considering whether to remain a starknight or not, AMA

>>101310303

>>101285648

>>101122411
This is way to long can you summarize it in two sentences or less?